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("I Was Made for Lovin' You"
by KISS playing)

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♪ Mmm, yeah ♪

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FIRST A.D. (over radio):
<i>Back to ones.</i>

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SECOND A.D.:
<i>Let's get it quiet, please.</i>

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<i>Everyone, stay off
channel one now.</i>

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FIRST A.D.: <i>This is a take,
not a rehearsal.</i>

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<i>Picture is up.</i>

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CAMERA OPERATOR:
<i>Camera's set.</i>

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FIRST A.D.:
<i>Let's roll sound!</i>

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SOUND RECORDIST:
<i>Sound speed.</i>

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FIRST A.D.:
<i>Let's speed cameras.</i>

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CAMERA OPERATOR:
<i>Camera one speeding.</i>

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SECOND CAMERA OPERATOR:
<i>Camera two speeding.</i>

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FIRST ASSISTANT CAMERA:
<i>"B" camera mark.</i>

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♪ I want to give it all to you ♪

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SECOND ASSISTANT CAMERA:
<i>"C" mark.</i>

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FIRST A.D.:
<i>Stunts ready?</i>

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♪ In the darkness ♪

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STUNT COORDINATOR:
<i>Ready.</i>

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♪ There's so much I want to do ♪

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DIRECTOR:
<i>In three, two, one, action.</i>

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- (groaning)
- ♪ And tonight ♪

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(grunting)

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♪ I want to lay it
at your feet... ♪

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(groaning)

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COLT SEAVERS:
<i>They're in almost every movie.</i>

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(grunts)

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<i>You just don't know
that they're there.</i>

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- (engine revs)
<i>- 'Cause that's the job.</i>

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♪ I was made
for lovin' you, baby ♪

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<i>They're the unknown
stunt performers.</i>

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♪ You were made for lovin' me ♪

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<i>And they get paid
to do the cool stuff.</i>

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♪ And I can't get enough
of you, baby ♪

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♪ Can you get enough... ♪

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<i>They also get paid
to take it on the chin.</i>

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- ♪ Tonight... ♪
- (horn honks)

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- (person screams)
- (ding)

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<i>And everywhere else,
if you know what I mean.</i>

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♪ Feel the magic... ♪

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<i>Oh, that's... that's me.</i>

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<i>Colt Seavers.</i>

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<i>Getting blown up and hiding
my face in a muddy puddle.</i>

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<i>Which isn't ideal</i>

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<i>when you're trying to look cool
in front of Jody.</i>

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<i>Who you just so happen
to have a major crush on.</i>

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<i>- She's a camera operator.</i>
- (giggling)

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P.A. (over radio): Looking
for Tom Ryder's stunt double.

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COLT: <i>She's definitely
gonna achieve her goal</i>

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<i>of being a big-time Hollywood
movie director.</i> -(knocking)

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(English accent):
You're so uncoordinated.

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COLT: <i>I don't want to
overromanticize it or anything,</i>

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<i>but I think what Jody and I
got's the kind of thing</i>

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<i>you can only really find
in the movies.</i>

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- Hey. Jody.
- Thank you.

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Hey, Colt. Thanks so much
for the stunt chat.

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Stunt chats.
I love 'em. Anytime.

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Hey, uh, Tom needs to see you
at the monitor.

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- Uh-oh.
- Yeah. (chuckles)

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Am I in trouble?

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<i>She's talking about Tom Ryder,</i>

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<i>who happens to be the biggest
action star on the pl--</i>

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<i>Wait, why am I explaining this?</i>

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<i>You know who Tom Ryder is.
He's Tom Ryder.</i>

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<i>Anyway, I've been his
stunt double for six years now.</i>

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Uh... flying in.

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What happened? What's up?

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Guess we're going again.

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You know Tom and Gail.

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There's a lot of grumbling
and a bunch of hand gestures

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over at the monitor, so I'm
not sure what's going on there,

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- but...
- Let me guess-- too much face.

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JODY:
Okay, guys. Go to one for me.

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Um...

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- Jody, right?
- What's your name again?

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As you can see,
that is not my chin.

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When you look at my face, look
at my jaw compared to his jaw,

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it's like his chin is off.

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It's like... -Yeah,
we can't replace his face.

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It's like Mr. Potato Head.

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I mean, no offense or
anything, but you know. -Oh...

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Oh, yeah, no. Sorry, I got lost
in your beautiful jawline.

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- It's dreamy.
- (chuckles softly) No, listen,

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we're just saying
it's not working for us.

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- Let's, uh... (clicking tongue)
- Okay.

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Let's go again.

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Oh, yeah, no,
we're gonna have to go again.

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- Okay. Okay.
- Yeah. -100%.

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I don't know, man.
Do you think, um...

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Try and make some magic?

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Maybe you could do it backwards
or something? I don't know.

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- It's just... less face.
- Yeah.

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COLT: <i>The woman
freebasing the Diet Coke</i>

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<i>is Tom's producer Gail.</i>

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<i>She's been making him look
good for years.</i> -Thank you.

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- COLT: <i>And it's not always easy.</i>
- All right.

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- Give me some. -(slaps bottom)
- Oh! I'm gonna...

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<i>I can't complain.</i>

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<i>I'm working with my dream girl.</i>

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Mm.

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<i>- On my dream job.</i>
- Copy. -Go back to one.

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We got to switch
the pick points to the front.

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<i>- I'm living the dream.</i>
- He wants to go again.

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COORDINATOR: Copy that, Colt.
We'll flip the rig. -Thank you.

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You'll be falling backwards.

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Jody, go to two. -SECOND A.D.:
Stand quiet, please.

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Everyone, stay off
channel one now.

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Do you have a question for me?

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Uh, yeah. It just looked
just now like you wanted

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- to ask me something.
- Oh.

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I was gonna go for
a spicy margarita after work.

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I was wondering
if you drink spicy margaritas.

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(laughs, sniffles)

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Um, well,
just to keep it professional,

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I can only have
one spicy margarita.

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Because if I have two,
I start making bad decisions.

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JODY: Well, you know,
drinking margaritas

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is all about
making bad decisions.

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Which reminds me, um,

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after this job, I-I got to go
sit on the sand somewhere,

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and I was wondering, uh...
I was gonna ask you a question.

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JODY:
Tell me.

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Do you have any towels
that I can borrow?

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(Jody chuckles)

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Yeah, I have some towels.

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You know, it's so dangerous
to swim alone.

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(sucks air through teeth)

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Well, I would ask you to,
you know, be my swim buddy,

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but I don't know
if you have a bathing suit.

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Wait a second. What do you
call that across the pond?

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We call it a swimming costume.
(giggles)

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(chuckles)

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Imagine that.

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After this,
you and I could both be

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on the beach somewhere
in swimming costumes

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drinking spicy margaritas,

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- making bad decisions.
- MAN: Okay, good to go.

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JODY:
Imagine that.

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FIRST A.D.: Okay, let's keep it
locked up all around!

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(breathes deeply)

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- Let's strap him in.
- Everyone quiet, please!

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- Speed on "A."
- (exhales sharply)

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You all right? -All right,
let's take him to ones.

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- Tail slate. -Going to ones.
- Go ahead and sit back for me.

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Let's go hot on stunts.

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- And going out to the edge.
- Stunts is hot.

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- Take up the slack.
- How we doing up there, stunt?

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- Great. He's great. Here we go.
- Position down.

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He's at ones.

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Ready to drop the line for me?

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DIRECTOR:
And three, two, one.

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Action, action, action,
action, action!

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<i>(women screaming)</i>

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MAN:
Call the medic! Medic!

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(overlapping, distorted chatter)

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JODY:
Colt, are you okay?

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PARAMEDIC:
I need you to step back.

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You're not helping.

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<i>(monitor beeping steadily)</i>

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(typewriter keys clacking)

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COLT:
<i>What's that saying,</i>

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<i>"Pride comes before the fall"?</i>

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<i>Well, they don't mention</i>

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<i>that it sticks around
afterwards, too.</i>

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(TV newscast playing quietly)

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<i>Jody tried so hard
to be there for me.</i>

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<i>She really did. I just...</i>

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<i>I couldn't do it.</i>

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(siren wailing in distance)

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<i>Then I just
disappeared completely.</i>

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<i>Well...</i>

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<i>- at least I thought I did.</i>
- (phone vibrating)

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(phone clicks)

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Hello?

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Oh! Colt!

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It's Gail.

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- Your favorite producer.
- How'd you get this number?

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Someone said you were working
at the Captain's Cockatoo.

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A valet.

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Wow! I didn't believe it.

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It's actually
El Cacatúa del Capitan.

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It's a family-run place.
We pool tips.

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("Fiesta" by
Mariachi La Estrella playing)

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COLT: <i>Plus, I get
all the burritos I can eat.</i>

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<i>Kind of living the dream
if you think about it.</i>

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Break time's over.
You've got a customer.

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Number 43.

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(song continues
with lyrics in Spanish)

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- Hey.
- (lively chatter)

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Yo, bro, I know you
from somewhere.

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Where I know you from, bro?

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Oh, yeah, you were on
that Tom Ryder movie I was on.

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- You're the stunt guy!
- Not anymore.

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Did you, like, break your back
or some shit? -I did, yeah.

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I know things haven't been easy
for you since... the incident.

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And I just hope

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that you don't hold it
against me or Tom.

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You know, we were
absolutely devastated.

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He sent you a message, right?

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The prayer hands emoji?

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Right, yeah.
He's still an asshole.

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How are you even still alive?
Yo, babe.

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- Babe, hey, come here.
- I don't know.

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- I wish I wasn't right now.
- You got to meet this guy.

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Come here.
You got to hear this.

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You don't have to hear this.
It's fine. Hi.

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This dude was on a movie
I was on.

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- Most epic fail I've ever seen.
- WOMAN: Mm.

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COLT: <i>I don't blame
either one of you, Gail.</i>

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That was my fault.

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And when you start
making mistakes like that,

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it's time to hang up the pads.

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GAIL:
Oh, it was an accident, Colt.

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Everybody knows that.

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(chuckles) Tom has put me
in a real situation here, Colt.

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I just need a little bit
of help from an old friend,

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who just happens to be,
you know, the best stuntman

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I've ever worked with
in my life.

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Which is why you are getting
on a plane for me tomorrow

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and coming to Sydney.

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I'm not getting
on a plane, Gail.

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I can't bear that you would
throw away all that talent.

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You shouldn't be
parking cars, Colt.

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You need to be smashing
burning Kawasakis

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through panes of glass.

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Yo, fall guy? Yo.

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Bring my car back
without a scratch,

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I got a crispy fiver
here for you, bro.

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(sighs heavily)

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(siren wailing in distance)

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(groans)

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("Thunderstruck"
by AC/DC playing)

233
00:09:06,943 --> 00:09:09,042
Come on.
It's gonna be like old times.

234
00:09:09,042 --> 00:09:10,714
I know you've missed it.

235
00:09:10,714 --> 00:09:12,045
Goodbye, Gail.

236
00:09:12,045 --> 00:09:14,047
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait. Hold on.

237
00:09:14,047 --> 00:09:16,181
Did I, did I tell you-- I--
Did I tell you

238
00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:17,886
that the director's
asked for you specifically?

239
00:09:17,886 --> 00:09:19,514
Sorry to disappoint him.

240
00:09:19,514 --> 00:09:21,417
GAIL: Well, don't you want
to know who it is? -Nope.

241
00:09:21,417 --> 00:09:23,628
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah ♪

242
00:09:23,628 --> 00:09:25,520
It's Jody.

243
00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:28,391
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah, thunder ♪

244
00:09:28,391 --> 00:09:29,601
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah... ♪

245
00:09:29,601 --> 00:09:31,394
I'm giving her her big break.

246
00:09:31,394 --> 00:09:33,297
Make sure it's an aisle seat.

247
00:09:33,297 --> 00:09:34,804
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah, thunder... ♪

248
00:09:34,804 --> 00:09:35,904
(car alarm chirps)

249
00:09:35,904 --> 00:09:37,070
COLT:
<i>I don't know.</i>

250
00:09:37,070 --> 00:09:38,533
<i>Maybe I just spent so much time</i>

251
00:09:38,533 --> 00:09:40,106
<i>riding shotgun
in someone else's story</i>

252
00:09:40,106 --> 00:09:42,944
<i>I forgot how to take
the wheel of my own.</i>

253
00:09:42,944 --> 00:09:44,242
<i>Wait. Does that make sense?</i>

254
00:09:44,242 --> 00:09:45,914
(engine roars)

255
00:09:45,914 --> 00:09:48,653
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah... ♪

256
00:09:48,653 --> 00:09:51,920
<i>I don't know why
I'm talking so much anyway.</i>

257
00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:53,988
<i>I'm not the hero of this story.</i>

258
00:09:53,988 --> 00:09:56,661
- (engine revving)
<i>- I'm just the stunt guy.</i>

259
00:09:56,661 --> 00:09:59,554
(tires squealing)

260
00:09:59,554 --> 00:10:00,764
♪ Thunder ♪

261
00:10:02,295 --> 00:10:04,361
♪ Thunderstruck ♪

262
00:10:05,529 --> 00:10:07,969
♪ Thunderstruck ♪

263
00:10:07,969 --> 00:10:11,434
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
thunderstruck ♪

264
00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:15,339
♪ Ooh, thunderstruck ♪

265
00:10:15,339 --> 00:10:17,011
(engine roaring)

266
00:10:19,477 --> 00:10:21,345
♪ Yeah ♪

267
00:10:26,121 --> 00:10:28,121
♪ I was shaking
at the knees... ♪

268
00:10:28,121 --> 00:10:30,486
(tires squealing)

269
00:10:30,486 --> 00:10:31,828
No!

270
00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:35,997
(excited chatter)

271
00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:40,001
Chill! It's a rental!

272
00:10:48,638 --> 00:10:51,441
(Ryder yells on-screen)

273
00:10:51,441 --> 00:10:54,312
RYDER (on-screen):
Earth, minerals, stone.

274
00:10:54,312 --> 00:10:57,315
A new eau de parfum
by Tom Ryder.

275
00:10:57,315 --> 00:10:58,888
<i>(jet engine whooshing)</i>

276
00:11:00,353 --> 00:11:01,825
♪ Thunderstruck ♪

277
00:11:03,686 --> 00:11:05,730
♪ Thunderstruck ♪

278
00:11:05,730 --> 00:11:08,161
- ♪ Thunderstruck ♪
- ♪ Thunderstruck ♪

279
00:11:08,161 --> 00:11:09,492
♪ Whoa-oh ♪

280
00:11:09,492 --> 00:11:14,002
♪ You've been thunderstruck. ♪

281
00:11:19,702 --> 00:11:21,075
(song ends)

282
00:11:21,075 --> 00:11:22,747
Is that-- Yeah?

283
00:11:22,747 --> 00:11:25,178
I didn't realize they were,
uh, scanning doubles now.

284
00:11:25,178 --> 00:11:26,883
Eh, it's new technology.

285
00:11:26,883 --> 00:11:29,050
Basically, we use
the geometry of your face

286
00:11:29,050 --> 00:11:30,645
to retarget Ryder's face,

287
00:11:30,645 --> 00:11:33,153
and we put Ryder's face
back on top of your face.

288
00:11:33,153 --> 00:11:35,826
Like a deepfake situation.

289
00:11:35,826 --> 00:11:38,422
If you get a chance, turn me
into Tom Cruise, would you?

290
00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:42,261
Hey, welcome to Sydney.
Are you Colt Seavers?

291
00:11:42,261 --> 00:11:44,736
Yeah. Hey. Do you know
where I can get some coffee?

292
00:11:44,736 --> 00:11:46,496
This jet lag
is really kicking in.

293
00:11:46,496 --> 00:11:47,871
Yeah, no stress. I got you.

294
00:11:47,871 --> 00:11:49,741
And does the director know
I'm here?

295
00:11:49,741 --> 00:11:51,039
- She asked for me.
- Uh...

296
00:11:51,039 --> 00:11:52,238
Does-does she want
to say hi or...?

297
00:11:52,238 --> 00:11:54,207
I haven't heard.
No, sorry, bro.

298
00:11:54,207 --> 00:11:55,945
Uh, but the stunt coordinator
wants to see you.

299
00:11:55,945 --> 00:11:58,442
- He's just in the jacket there.
- Okay, great.

300
00:11:58,442 --> 00:12:00,279
Will you just tell her
I'm here and...

301
00:12:00,279 --> 00:12:01,852
you know, that coffee
if you get a chance?

302
00:12:01,852 --> 00:12:03,117
Oh.

303
00:12:03,117 --> 00:12:04,613
- Dan Tucker.
- (laughing)

304
00:12:04,613 --> 00:12:07,385
Big-time Hollywood
stunt coordinator.

305
00:12:08,586 --> 00:12:09,926
It's about time.

306
00:12:09,926 --> 00:12:11,587
- (grunts)
- Congratulations.

307
00:12:11,587 --> 00:12:13,226
Thank you. Look at you.

308
00:12:13,226 --> 00:12:15,426
So do I call you "sir" now,
or how does that work?

309
00:12:15,426 --> 00:12:17,362
Oh, feel free
to call me "boss," you know.

310
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:18,902
- Okay, boss.
- (laughs)

311
00:12:18,902 --> 00:12:20,728
I don't think I should be
in this Nomex, right?

312
00:12:20,728 --> 00:12:22,598
I mean, it's like, we're not
doing anything crazy, are we?

313
00:12:22,598 --> 00:12:24,039
I was just about
to explain that.

314
00:12:24,039 --> 00:12:25,876
A cannon roll?!

315
00:12:25,876 --> 00:12:27,702
It's time for you to start
rolling cars again

316
00:12:27,702 --> 00:12:29,077
instead of parking them.

317
00:12:29,077 --> 00:12:31,145
You had an accident.

318
00:12:31,145 --> 00:12:34,412
(stammers) It was a massive
miscalculation of the rig.

319
00:12:34,412 --> 00:12:36,216
I-I almost killed myself
in front of the whole crew.

320
00:12:36,216 --> 00:12:38,383
You know, I'd rather just not
have my first stunt back

321
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,550
be another epic failure,
especially in front of Jody.

322
00:12:40,550 --> 00:12:42,057
I mean, you understand.

323
00:12:42,057 --> 00:12:44,653
"It's not about how hard
of a hit you can give."

324
00:12:44,653 --> 00:12:46,655
- Oh.
-"It's about how many times

325
00:12:46,655 --> 00:12:50,560
you can get hit and keep
moving forward." -Come on.

326
00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:53,805
That's messed up. You can't
quote Rocky on me like that.

327
00:12:53,805 --> 00:12:56,599
JODY: So it's a laser gun
with a dagger?

328
00:12:56,599 --> 00:12:58,337
PROPS WOMAN: Yes,
like a bayonet. -Right.

329
00:12:58,337 --> 00:13:00,009
Do we need the bayonet?
Wouldn't the laser achieve...

330
00:13:00,009 --> 00:13:01,637
On the battlefield, yes.
Hundred percent.

331
00:13:01,637 --> 00:13:03,507
It just gives it
a quite a strange shape.

332
00:13:03,507 --> 00:13:05,080
- Oh, this guitar bit at the end?
- Yeah.

333
00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,741
Yeah, well, you said
you wanted metal,

334
00:13:06,741 --> 00:13:08,248
so it's, like, heavy metal.
(imitates machine gun)

335
00:13:08,248 --> 00:13:10,085
Okay, how-how... how many
have you done like this?

336
00:13:10,085 --> 00:13:11,416
- Uh, two.
- Okay. Good.

337
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,484
- Hundred.
- Ooh. Okay. Yeah, fantastic.

338
00:13:13,484 --> 00:13:15,684
- Thanks, boss.
- Okay. It looks like a guitar.

339
00:13:15,684 --> 00:13:17,620
Yes. -Nigel, how we doing
on the pyrotechnics?

340
00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:19,259
What's going on? -I think we
only have enough for one take.

341
00:13:19,259 --> 00:13:20,865
- Boss! Boss, listen.
- No. Come on. -Yes.

342
00:13:20,865 --> 00:13:22,592
Yes? -We could create
something that looks

343
00:13:22,592 --> 00:13:24,165
- way more realistic with VFX.
- No, no, no.

344
00:13:24,165 --> 00:13:25,529
- Come on. Give it to me.
- Venti, Venti, Venti.

345
00:13:25,529 --> 00:13:27,102
I don't want real.
I don't want real.

346
00:13:27,102 --> 00:13:29,104
This is a sci-fi epic,
cosmic love story. -Why?

347
00:13:29,104 --> 00:13:30,666
Okay? Of cosmic proportions.

348
00:13:30,666 --> 00:13:32,635
It's got to mirror
that otherworldly thing

349
00:13:32,635 --> 00:13:34,208
when you fall in love.

350
00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:35,671
You know, it's-it's imperfect.
It's beautiful.

351
00:13:35,671 --> 00:13:37,178
I want it that way, okay?

352
00:13:37,178 --> 00:13:39,114
Let's go big with
our one take, okay? -Okay.

353
00:13:39,114 --> 00:13:40,445
- Holy shit.
- (people exclaiming)

354
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:41,644
Was that it?
Was that my one take?

355
00:13:41,644 --> 00:13:42,810
NIGEL:
Uh, I'm sure we have--

356
00:13:42,810 --> 00:13:44,614
- (explosions)
- Oh, my God!

357
00:13:44,614 --> 00:13:46,121
Well, I got to say, though,
looks absolutely fantastic.

358
00:13:46,121 --> 00:13:47,386
- RAY: Boss. Listen, listen.
- Look at that.

359
00:13:47,386 --> 00:13:49,058
You sure you want
to use real pyros?

360
00:13:49,058 --> 00:13:50,356
Yeah. -VENTI: But we
definitely don't need this.

361
00:13:50,356 --> 00:13:51,863
- No, no, no, no. Yeah.
- We don't.

362
00:13:51,863 --> 00:13:53,161
Well, we're just gonna
have to loop the actors.

363
00:13:53,161 --> 00:13:54,657
- That's all.
- That's okay, Ray.

364
00:13:54,657 --> 00:13:56,296
It's a stuntman in a car
with a helmet on, okay?

365
00:13:56,296 --> 00:13:57,693
- Oh. Uh, all right.
- No looping. No monologuing.

366
00:13:57,693 --> 00:13:58,628
What the hell is going on
over there, Rush?

367
00:13:58,628 --> 00:13:59,904
We did not call for pyro.

368
00:13:59,904 --> 00:14:01,202
I will seriously
track down your family

369
00:14:01,202 --> 00:14:02,500
and kill every last one of them!

370
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:04,172
This is why they're doing it.

371
00:14:04,172 --> 00:14:05,976
'Cause they feel you don't
respect them, Nigel, okay?

372
00:14:05,976 --> 00:14:07,571
It's my tone. -Your tone,
your words, all of it, just...

373
00:14:07,571 --> 00:14:09,914
- I see, okay. -Jody? Jody?
- Darla, yes? Okay. Yeah.

374
00:14:09,914 --> 00:14:11,674
Jody, um, sorry, I...
I couldn't get my printer

375
00:14:11,674 --> 00:14:13,148
- working last night...
- Okay, yep.

376
00:14:13,148 --> 00:14:14,644
...but I sort of synthesized
our conversation

377
00:14:14,644 --> 00:14:16,481
that we had on the third act,
and what if

378
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:19,484
one of the characters in the
film acknowledges in the film

379
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,750
that we're having a problem
with the third act?

380
00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:23,521
- Yeah?
- No. No.

381
00:14:23,521 --> 00:14:24,852
But I appreciate you thinking
outside the box, Darla.

382
00:14:24,852 --> 00:14:26,029
- I really, really do.
- (explosion)

383
00:14:26,029 --> 00:14:27,822
Nigel, you've got to stop them.

384
00:14:27,822 --> 00:14:29,164
I will gut you like the pigs
that you are! -Oh, my God.

385
00:14:29,164 --> 00:14:30,660
- Stop testing!
- Whoo!

386
00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:32,035
- RUSH: Boss!
- Yep?

387
00:14:32,035 --> 00:14:34,070
- Test went well.
- Fantastic.

388
00:14:34,070 --> 00:14:36,864
Okay, so, guys, simmer down.
Eyes on me.

389
00:14:36,864 --> 00:14:38,404
Here's what's gonna happen.

390
00:14:38,404 --> 00:14:40,208
No VFX, Venti.
It looks absolutely fabulous.

391
00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:42,078
Nigel, we need to shoot now.
The tide's coming in.

392
00:14:42,078 --> 00:14:43,442
Let's go.
The shot's gonna be epic.

393
00:14:43,442 --> 00:14:45,774
Shot's up in five, people.
Thank you.

394
00:14:53,124 --> 00:14:55,223
(explosion in distance)

395
00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:58,589
- DAN: Colt? Brother?
- (exhales heavily)

396
00:14:58,589 --> 00:15:00,459
What's happening, man?

397
00:15:01,924 --> 00:15:03,759
- Bad sand.
- Bad sand.

398
00:15:03,759 --> 00:15:05,299
Yeah.

399
00:15:05,299 --> 00:15:07,136
I think we got to postpone.
Hate to say it.

400
00:15:07,136 --> 00:15:09,105
NIGEL (over radio):
Dan, what's the delay, please?

401
00:15:09,105 --> 00:15:11,074
Uh, we're just doing
a little safety check.

402
00:15:11,074 --> 00:15:12,372
It's the density.
It's bad density.

403
00:15:12,372 --> 00:15:14,242
We're looking at
the density of the sand.

404
00:15:14,242 --> 00:15:15,474
There's a new driver.

405
00:15:15,474 --> 00:15:17,047
- Who is it? Where's Henry?
- No idea.

406
00:15:17,047 --> 00:15:19,247
Nigel, this is
the biggest shot of the film,

407
00:15:19,247 --> 00:15:20,743
and I have a newbie.

408
00:15:21,779 --> 00:15:23,581
- Dan says we can do it.
- Okay.

409
00:15:23,581 --> 00:15:26,386
Seriously, we're gonna drift
all over the place.

410
00:15:26,386 --> 00:15:28,058
What is that, a king tide?

411
00:15:28,058 --> 00:15:29,785
Here's what you do.
You wait till it comes in.

412
00:15:29,785 --> 00:15:32,425
It compacts the sand,
then we shoot sunset for sunup.

413
00:15:32,425 --> 00:15:33,591
You're stalling.

414
00:15:33,591 --> 00:15:35,329
- Maybe.
- You're stalling.

415
00:15:35,329 --> 00:15:38,233
Two things can be true.
(groans) -Brother, I've got

416
00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:40,730
a tent full of
rookie Australians out here.

417
00:15:40,730 --> 00:15:41,929
I'm gonna be sick.

418
00:15:41,929 --> 00:15:43,601
You got this. You're the one.

419
00:15:43,601 --> 00:15:44,602
- Why you got to say that?
- Okay?

420
00:15:44,602 --> 00:15:45,768
Why you got to say that?

421
00:15:45,768 --> 00:15:47,242
You've done this
a million times.

422
00:15:47,242 --> 00:15:49,277
And so have you.
You know, you just jinxed it.

423
00:15:50,346 --> 00:15:52,016
You just jinxed it!

424
00:15:52,016 --> 00:15:53,479
Hey, Dan, I need the driver
in the car now, please.

425
00:15:53,479 --> 00:15:54,810
- Okay, the tide's coming up.
- DAN: Okay.

426
00:15:54,810 --> 00:15:55,987
Thank you so much.
Appreciate you.

427
00:15:55,987 --> 00:15:57,021
- Is that Jody?
- Yes, it's Jody.

428
00:15:57,021 --> 00:15:58,946
(indistinct radio chatter)

429
00:15:58,946 --> 00:16:00,519
She say something about me?

430
00:16:00,519 --> 00:16:03,786
Stop with-- your-your face.
Stop it. Stop it.

431
00:16:03,786 --> 00:16:06,096
She didn't say
anything about you.

432
00:16:06,096 --> 00:16:07,823
Get in the car!

433
00:16:10,630 --> 00:16:12,300
(exhales sharply)
This is really important to her.

434
00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:13,928
Yes, it's important to her.

435
00:16:13,928 --> 00:16:16,370
- Is this Comic-Con or something?
- Hall H.

436
00:16:16,370 --> 00:16:19,208
"This is one of those times,

437
00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:22,409
whether it's an inch or a mile,
a win is a win."

438
00:16:24,743 --> 00:16:26,446
That's easy.
<i>Fast and the Furious.</i>

439
00:16:26,446 --> 00:16:27,876
Ah!

440
00:16:27,876 --> 00:16:30,021
- Let's go. You got this.
- (clears throat)

441
00:16:30,021 --> 00:16:31,352
COLT:
Did you see the coffee lady?

442
00:16:31,352 --> 00:16:32,551
She was wearing, like, a hat.

443
00:16:32,551 --> 00:16:34,058
- I see you in the car.
- Okay.

444
00:16:35,226 --> 00:16:36,720
WOMAN (over radio): Let's get
the medics in place, please.

445
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,788
This is the hero set.
I've got five more after that.

446
00:16:38,788 --> 00:16:40,196
Are you ready, Dan? Yeah.

447
00:16:40,196 --> 00:16:42,363
- DAN: Rock and roll.
- NIGEL: Lock it up!

448
00:16:42,363 --> 00:16:44,398
- JODY: Thank you.
- MAN: Three minute away--

449
00:16:45,434 --> 00:16:46,565
NIGEL (over radio):
Okay, folks,

450
00:16:46,565 --> 00:16:48,072
he's buckled in.
Stunts are ready.

451
00:16:48,072 --> 00:16:49,634
MAN (over radio):
Godspeed, Colt.

452
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,405
DAN:
Everybody knows their spots.

453
00:16:51,405 --> 00:16:53,407
Everybody knows
their responsibilities.

454
00:16:53,407 --> 00:16:54,639
NIGEL (over radio):
FX, please go hot on the cannon.

455
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,146
DAN:
Do this right.

456
00:16:56,146 --> 00:16:57,576
MAN (over radio):
Okay, engaging the cannon now.

457
00:16:57,576 --> 00:16:59,050
DAN: We do this safe
and everybody goes home.

458
00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:00,645
MAN 2 (over radio):
Charging the cannon.

459
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:03,186
MAN (over radio):
2,000 PSI in the cannon.

460
00:17:03,186 --> 00:17:04,847
Stunts is good.

461
00:17:04,847 --> 00:17:06,882
MAN 2 (over radio):
Cannon is hot.

462
00:17:06,882 --> 00:17:08,488
NIGEL (over radio):
Cameras, where are we at?

463
00:17:08,488 --> 00:17:09,984
Are you rolling? Camera one?

464
00:17:09,984 --> 00:17:11,392
- MAN 3: Speed on one.
- NIGEL: Camera two?

465
00:17:11,392 --> 00:17:12,855
- MAN 4: Speed.
- NIGEL: Camera three?

466
00:17:12,855 --> 00:17:14,230
- WOMAN: Speed on three.
- (breathes deeply)

467
00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:15,594
(overlapping radio chatter
continues)

468
00:17:15,594 --> 00:17:18,696
(breathes deeply)

469
00:17:18,696 --> 00:17:22,337
NIGEL (over radio): Background.
And three, two, one.

470
00:17:22,337 --> 00:17:23,932
Action, action, action!

471
00:17:23,932 --> 00:17:25,901
(engine revving)

472
00:17:25,901 --> 00:17:28,079
♪ ♪

473
00:17:29,577 --> 00:17:31,005
All right, guys, stay frosty.

474
00:17:31,005 --> 00:17:33,051
NIGEL (over radio):
Three, two, one!

475
00:17:39,950 --> 00:17:42,456
Dan, I need him close to the
camera now. -DAN: Copy that!

476
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:45,294
COLT (over radio): Look,
I don't want to be that guy,

477
00:17:45,294 --> 00:17:46,757
but the sand's a little loose.

478
00:17:46,757 --> 00:17:48,528
I can't get any traction.

479
00:17:48,528 --> 00:17:50,266
When I do, it jumps,

480
00:17:50,266 --> 00:17:52,895
so if you get any closer,
you're gonna lose the camera.

481
00:17:52,895 --> 00:17:54,600
I know, I know,
but get in there.

482
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,668
- You got this, baby!
- Move up, move up.

483
00:17:58,738 --> 00:18:00,639
No, no, not that close.
Oh. What the--

484
00:18:01,642 --> 00:18:03,070
NIGEL (over radio):
Keep rolling.

485
00:18:03,070 --> 00:18:04,610
We have seven more cameras.
Keep rolling!

486
00:18:04,610 --> 00:18:06,612
Okay!

487
00:18:06,612 --> 00:18:09,516
Ready in three, two, one!

488
00:18:34,345 --> 00:18:35,740
NIGEL (over radio):
Nobody goes in

489
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,313
until stunts gives
the all clear.

490
00:18:37,313 --> 00:18:39,447
♪ ♪

491
00:18:42,551 --> 00:18:43,880
(Colt grunts)

492
00:18:44,850 --> 00:18:46,289
- Is he all right?
- Colt, you all right?

493
00:18:46,289 --> 00:18:48,258
Quickly, get him.
Come on, get him.

494
00:18:48,258 --> 00:18:49,688
- Just get in there.
- DAN: Oh, my God.

495
00:18:49,688 --> 00:18:52,592
- Easy, easy.
- DAN: Colt, you did it!

496
00:18:52,592 --> 00:18:54,330
Eight and a half rolls!

497
00:18:54,330 --> 00:18:56,530
Come on, you okay? You good?

498
00:18:56,530 --> 00:18:59,335
You good? Hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

499
00:18:59,335 --> 00:19:00,369
(laughs)

500
00:19:00,369 --> 00:19:03,339
Jody's coming. Hold on. Okay.

501
00:19:03,339 --> 00:19:04,769
So good, Dan. Is he good?

502
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,100
- Yeah, of course.
- So good, so good.

503
00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:07,937
Loved it, loved it.

504
00:19:07,937 --> 00:19:09,477
- Incredible.
- Okay.

505
00:19:10,381 --> 00:19:12,480
♪ ♪

506
00:19:19,522 --> 00:19:20,655
Whose idea was this?

507
00:19:22,151 --> 00:19:24,228
- I think it was Gail's idea.
- I thought it was your idea.

508
00:19:24,228 --> 00:19:26,329
DAN: I-I just found out
about this yesterday.

509
00:19:26,329 --> 00:19:28,056
Dan, come on.

510
00:19:28,056 --> 00:19:30,663
I didn't approve him.
I didn't approve him.

511
00:19:30,663 --> 00:19:32,126
I would never have approved him.

512
00:19:32,126 --> 00:19:33,237
- She didn't approve me.
- (Dan stammers)

513
00:19:33,237 --> 00:19:34,337
Can I talk to you for a second?

514
00:19:34,337 --> 00:19:35,503
I'm not approved.

515
00:19:35,503 --> 00:19:37,373
JODY:
Interesting move. Really.

516
00:19:37,373 --> 00:19:40,376
Really interesting.
Just very casual.

517
00:19:40,376 --> 00:19:44,072
Here you are, you show up,
and, "I'm your new stuntman."

518
00:19:55,789 --> 00:19:59,263
Don't do that.
You can't do that. -What?

519
00:19:59,263 --> 00:20:00,957
- Directing a movie.
- Your hat's coming off.

520
00:20:02,697 --> 00:20:04,334
Why are you here?

521
00:20:04,334 --> 00:20:06,567
I think there's been
a misunderstanding. -Clearly.

522
00:20:06,567 --> 00:20:09,405
Because I was under
the impression that...

523
00:20:10,705 --> 00:20:12,408
...you did want me here.

524
00:20:12,408 --> 00:20:14,168
That's a delusional thought.
We haven't spoken in a year.

525
00:20:14,168 --> 00:20:15,510
- Let's not get into it.
- Gail, Gail-- But Gail told me

526
00:20:15,510 --> 00:20:17,347
- that you wanted me here.
- Okay. Whatever.

527
00:20:17,347 --> 00:20:18,843
I don't even care about it,
but you clipped the camera.

528
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,208
I-I-I'm a little rusty.

529
00:20:21,208 --> 00:20:22,946
- Comic-Con shot ruined.
- I'm sor-- I know.

530
00:20:22,946 --> 00:20:25,113
- Hall H. It's a big deal.
- Yeah. Yeah.

531
00:20:25,113 --> 00:20:27,115
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

532
00:20:27,115 --> 00:20:29,117
I'm happy for you.

533
00:20:32,155 --> 00:20:34,562
This whole director thing
looks good on you.

534
00:20:34,562 --> 00:20:37,059
Even the gardening hat, somehow.

535
00:20:37,059 --> 00:20:40,634
Everyone wears them.
It's like a set thing.

536
00:20:40,634 --> 00:20:42,702
- Okay?
- Yeah, I see it. It's--

537
00:20:42,702 --> 00:20:44,869
They're not making it look
as good as you are, that's all.

538
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:47,575
And I'm not trying to be fla--
I'm just saying the facts.

539
00:20:47,575 --> 00:20:49,379
But you look good in everything.

540
00:20:49,379 --> 00:20:51,810
You look good in nothing.
Whatever.

541
00:20:51,810 --> 00:20:53,548
- No, I don't mean it like that.
- Really? This isn't...

542
00:20:53,548 --> 00:20:54,945
But you do look good
in nothing. -This isn't work--

543
00:20:54,945 --> 00:20:56,320
- This isn't gonna work.
- I mean, you do.

544
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,289
But it's not what I...
(clicks tongue)

545
00:21:00,656 --> 00:21:02,326
- I'll take anyone. Anyone else.
- Yeah.

546
00:21:02,326 --> 00:21:04,086
- Anyone but him.
- DAN: Can I be honest with you?

547
00:21:04,086 --> 00:21:06,363
- Who have you got? Yep.
- We literally have no one else.

548
00:21:07,927 --> 00:21:10,334
- What's next?
- NIGEL: The fire burn.

549
00:21:12,162 --> 00:21:13,898
DAN:
It's your call.

550
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,669
Okay. -NIGEL: Can we get
a nurse on standby, please?

551
00:21:15,669 --> 00:21:17,440
We're gonna set
this man on fire.

552
00:21:20,203 --> 00:21:22,313
- (dramatic music playing)
- (frantic shouting)

553
00:21:33,689 --> 00:21:35,491
- (Colt grunting)
- (music stops)

554
00:21:35,491 --> 00:21:37,185
JODY (over bullhorn):
Cut, cut, cut. -That's a cut.

555
00:21:37,185 --> 00:21:39,462
- NIGEL: Cutting there, please.
- MAN: That's a cut!

556
00:21:39,462 --> 00:21:41,497
(crew chattering)

557
00:21:42,698 --> 00:21:44,335
JODY:
How you feeling, Colt Seavers?

558
00:21:44,335 --> 00:21:45,666
- MAN: He's good.
- MAN 2: He's all good.

559
00:21:45,666 --> 00:21:47,833
We're gonna go again.
Thumbs-up, okay?

560
00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:49,296
Technical issue.
Little bump on the dolly.

561
00:21:49,296 --> 00:21:51,705
- Huh?
- Can you fix that, Jimmy?

562
00:21:51,705 --> 00:21:53,300
- Back to ones, please.
- Thank you.

563
00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:55,170
- WOMAN: Going again.
- MAN: Please, back to one.

564
00:21:55,170 --> 00:21:57,106
JODY: Colt, do you feel a bit
flung into the deep end here?

565
00:21:57,106 --> 00:21:59,273
I'm just wondering, 'cause
you haven't read the script,

566
00:21:59,273 --> 00:22:00,615
if you'd like some backstory,
some context?

567
00:22:00,615 --> 00:22:02,551
- Would that be good?
- Just go with it.

568
00:22:02,551 --> 00:22:04,212
Yeah, helpful?
Okay. Here we go.

569
00:22:04,212 --> 00:22:07,050
So, sci-fi love story,
two characters,

570
00:22:07,050 --> 00:22:09,283
one of them's an alien--
Aliena--

571
00:22:09,283 --> 00:22:11,021
and you're Space Cowboy.

572
00:22:11,021 --> 00:22:12,957
They shared what's called
a moon season.

573
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:15,289
In real life,
you might call it a fling.

574
00:22:15,289 --> 00:22:18,127
Um, brief but very intense.

575
00:22:18,127 --> 00:22:20,668
And... hopeful.

576
00:22:21,935 --> 00:22:24,408
Now, neither of them
had ever been in a relationship

577
00:22:24,408 --> 00:22:26,377
that deep before.

578
00:22:26,377 --> 00:22:29,237
And they told each other that
over and over and over again.

579
00:22:29,237 --> 00:22:31,239
Him more than her,
you know, to the point where

580
00:22:31,239 --> 00:22:33,043
sometimes she was like,
"Chill out," you know.

581
00:22:33,043 --> 00:22:35,749
But anyway,
in a tragic turn of events,

582
00:22:35,749 --> 00:22:40,886
Space Cowboy is wounded,
and he just disappears.

583
00:22:42,219 --> 00:22:43,559
Without a trace.

584
00:22:45,959 --> 00:22:47,431
(blows sharply)

585
00:22:49,094 --> 00:22:50,434
I can keep going.

586
00:22:50,434 --> 00:22:52,766
I can hit the rock
better now, thanks.

587
00:22:52,766 --> 00:22:53,932
We're going again!

588
00:22:56,739 --> 00:22:58,574
MAN:
Sound speed.

589
00:22:58,574 --> 00:23:00,367
NIGEL:
And action!

590
00:23:00,367 --> 00:23:01,907
(dramatic music playing)

591
00:23:01,907 --> 00:23:03,579
(Colt grunting)

592
00:23:03,579 --> 00:23:04,877
- JODY: That's a cut!
- (music stops)

593
00:23:04,877 --> 00:23:06,516
NIGEL:
Cutting there, please.

594
00:23:06,516 --> 00:23:09,112
(applause)

595
00:23:09,112 --> 00:23:10,619
- MAN: Everything okay?
- MAN 2: You good?

596
00:23:10,619 --> 00:23:12,852
JODY: For a little more
context, Colt,

597
00:23:12,852 --> 00:23:14,623
Aliena's sort of devastated.

598
00:23:14,623 --> 00:23:16,724
And she starts sort of
replaying everything

599
00:23:16,724 --> 00:23:18,088
in her head over and over again.

600
00:23:18,088 --> 00:23:20,189
Did she misread the vibe?

601
00:23:20,189 --> 00:23:21,630
Was it just a fling?

602
00:23:21,630 --> 00:23:24,567
Did she let her imagination
run wild again?

603
00:23:24,567 --> 00:23:26,536
Or did he lie to her?

604
00:23:26,536 --> 00:23:28,604
Was he full of shit?

605
00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:31,937
But let me be clear:

606
00:23:31,937 --> 00:23:33,972
eventually, Aliena did move on.

607
00:23:33,972 --> 00:23:35,908
All right?

608
00:23:35,908 --> 00:23:38,207
And she started doing Pilates.

609
00:23:38,207 --> 00:23:41,782
Got herself
a banging revenge body,

610
00:23:41,782 --> 00:23:43,982
and then she started dating
other humans.

611
00:23:43,982 --> 00:23:46,083
One after another.

612
00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:48,217
And she had
so many mind-blowing,

613
00:23:48,217 --> 00:23:51,418
far superior experiences,
you wouldn't even believe it.

614
00:23:51,418 --> 00:23:52,760
- Right, girls?
- Yeah.

615
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:54,421
- You know what I mean?
- Yeah. Yeah.

616
00:23:54,421 --> 00:23:55,730
Yeah, it was like a sushi train.

617
00:23:55,730 --> 00:23:58,392
(groans) I'm gonna be sick.

618
00:23:58,392 --> 00:24:00,130
And do you know what?
We're gonna go again, Colt,

619
00:24:00,130 --> 00:24:01,967
'cause there was
a little buzz on that one.

620
00:24:01,967 --> 00:24:03,441
MAN:
Okay, light him up.

621
00:24:04,466 --> 00:24:06,576
NIGEL:
Last one, everybody. Action!

622
00:24:06,576 --> 00:24:07,973
(dramatic music playing)

623
00:24:07,973 --> 00:24:09,810
- (Colt grunting)
- (music stops)

624
00:24:09,810 --> 00:24:12,241
JODY: It-It's just feeling
so withheld,

625
00:24:12,241 --> 00:24:14,177
so how 'bout some dialogue?

626
00:24:14,177 --> 00:24:15,585
Yeah, that's all right, Darla.

627
00:24:15,585 --> 00:24:17,279
I'm gonna go
straight to the source.

628
00:24:17,279 --> 00:24:20,623
Hey, Colt, if Space Cowboy
had to say something,

629
00:24:20,623 --> 00:24:23,758
if he was forced to say
something, what would he say?

630
00:24:23,758 --> 00:24:25,287
How would he justify

631
00:24:25,287 --> 00:24:26,992
this year she's spent
spinning out over this?

632
00:24:26,992 --> 00:24:28,829
What could he say?
It's a puzzler, isn't it?

633
00:24:28,829 --> 00:24:31,095
- But have you got any thoughts?
- Uh, maybe he could talk...

634
00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:32,536
Nigel, can you, can you
get him a bullhorn?

635
00:24:32,536 --> 00:24:34,428
I can't hear him.

636
00:24:34,428 --> 00:24:35,638
Traveling.

637
00:24:43,208 --> 00:24:44,713
(bullhorn siren whoops)

638
00:24:44,713 --> 00:24:46,308
Come again, Colt.
What was that?

639
00:24:46,308 --> 00:24:48,552
- It's already on.
- (clears throat) In this movie,

640
00:24:48,552 --> 00:24:52,281
do the aliens and the humans
ever talk...

641
00:24:52,281 --> 00:24:53,722
in private?

642
00:24:54,824 --> 00:24:56,725
- No, not really.
- No private conversations?

643
00:24:56,725 --> 00:24:58,287
JODY: No, they don't like
doing private.

644
00:24:58,287 --> 00:24:59,629
Like, they like
to keep it very public.

645
00:24:59,629 --> 00:25:01,323
- Very open.
- Oh.

646
00:25:03,327 --> 00:25:07,736
Well, maybe I'll just, uh,
open it up to the group here.

647
00:25:07,736 --> 00:25:11,399
Have you ever been in one of
those situations where...

648
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,644
...you want to say something
and it's so important

649
00:25:14,644 --> 00:25:16,371
that you can't mess it up?

650
00:25:16,371 --> 00:25:21,376
So, you think
long and hard about it,

651
00:25:21,376 --> 00:25:23,818
and then you realize...

652
00:25:23,818 --> 00:25:25,655
you've already messed it up?

653
00:25:25,655 --> 00:25:30,352
'Cause you've thought
too long and too hard about it?

654
00:25:31,762 --> 00:25:33,421
You're...

655
00:25:33,421 --> 00:25:34,928
What's that?

656
00:25:36,096 --> 00:25:38,195
- You want...
- (feedback squeals)

657
00:25:40,463 --> 00:25:42,606
(feedback squeals)

658
00:25:42,606 --> 00:25:44,201
(robotic voice):
I had a similar situation

659
00:25:44,201 --> 00:25:46,434
when I fell in love
with my wife's sister.

660
00:25:46,434 --> 00:25:47,908
- Okay. All right. What...
- No.

661
00:25:47,908 --> 00:25:50,240
- No. Okay.
- (feedback squeals)

662
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:52,242
COLT:
Uh... (clears throat)

663
00:25:52,242 --> 00:25:54,750
And again,
this is hard because...

664
00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:56,620
you know, I haven't
read the script.

665
00:25:56,620 --> 00:25:58,116
But...

666
00:25:58,116 --> 00:26:00,184
♪ ♪

667
00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:02,252
...he'd probably say...

668
00:26:03,893 --> 00:26:05,959
...that he's been living...

669
00:26:08,260 --> 00:26:10,634
...in total regret since then.

670
00:26:12,066 --> 00:26:13,769
You know, afraid...

671
00:26:13,769 --> 00:26:15,705
that he'll never get
an opportunity

672
00:26:15,705 --> 00:26:17,432
to make it up to her...

673
00:26:19,007 --> 00:26:20,534
...because he waited too long.

674
00:26:20,534 --> 00:26:22,140
And...

675
00:26:24,914 --> 00:26:26,782
...she's probably moved on.

676
00:26:26,782 --> 00:26:28,278
NIGEL:
Uh, sorry, Jody,

677
00:26:28,278 --> 00:26:30,918
speaking of moving on,
we, uh... (chuckles)

678
00:26:32,823 --> 00:26:34,790
One more?

679
00:26:39,588 --> 00:26:41,632
I'd love another chance.

680
00:26:45,198 --> 00:26:47,165
- Roll it, Nigel.
- Let's turn over, please!

681
00:26:47,165 --> 00:26:49,002
- All cameras are rolling.
- Shot's up, sound speeding.

682
00:26:49,002 --> 00:26:50,201
MAN:
Okay, light him up!

683
00:26:53,008 --> 00:26:54,271
NIGEL:
Action! Thank you!

684
00:26:54,271 --> 00:26:56,812
- (crowd clamoring)
- (explosion)

685
00:26:56,812 --> 00:26:58,682
(Colt grunting)

686
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,280
COLT:
Gail?

687
00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:06,921
Gail?

688
00:27:06,921 --> 00:27:09,088
Oh. Coffee.

689
00:27:09,088 --> 00:27:11,156
(whirring, bubbling)

690
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,494
Mm! You're here.

691
00:27:19,494 --> 00:27:20,836
Oh, no, don't use that.
It's broken.

692
00:27:20,836 --> 00:27:23,432
Eight and a half rolls?

693
00:27:23,432 --> 00:27:26,435
That is a world record!

694
00:27:26,435 --> 00:27:29,372
Thank you so much. (laughs)

695
00:27:29,372 --> 00:27:32,045
It's better than parking cars,
isn't it?

696
00:27:32,045 --> 00:27:33,607
(laughs excitedly)

697
00:27:33,607 --> 00:27:35,543
- (inhales deeply)
- Would you cut the shit, Gail?

698
00:27:35,543 --> 00:27:37,688
What? It was amazing.
What are you talking about?

699
00:27:37,688 --> 00:27:39,987
She doesn't want me here, Gail.

700
00:27:39,987 --> 00:27:41,351
Yes, she does.

701
00:27:41,351 --> 00:27:42,957
Oh, of course she does.

702
00:27:42,957 --> 00:27:45,795
- You lied. You lied.
- Oh. (clicks tongue)

703
00:27:45,795 --> 00:27:47,731
- Colt. (blows raspberries)
- Do you know how that feels?

704
00:27:47,731 --> 00:27:49,700
I think you deserve
a second chance.

705
00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:53,528
It's, like, the message
in all my movies.

706
00:27:53,528 --> 00:27:55,167
What's the message
in all my movies?

707
00:27:55,167 --> 00:27:57,499
Uh... (stammers)

708
00:27:57,499 --> 00:27:59,776
Nihilism's a viable worldview?

709
00:28:01,406 --> 00:28:04,044
No, that's just
the entertainment.

710
00:28:04,044 --> 00:28:06,046
That's like the...
(smacks lips)

711
00:28:06,046 --> 00:28:07,916
like the sexy bacon.

712
00:28:07,916 --> 00:28:09,819
- What is this?
- You know? It's like dogs.

713
00:28:09,819 --> 00:28:12,679
You got to wrap the message...
(clicks tongue)

714
00:28:12,679 --> 00:28:14,615
in some sexy bacon.

715
00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:18,322
I mean, all those movies,
people fall down.

716
00:28:18,322 --> 00:28:20,258
They're rolling
in their own shit.

717
00:28:20,258 --> 00:28:22,491
They don't think they can cope,
but they can. They get back up.

718
00:28:22,491 --> 00:28:24,328
Do you mind if I lay down?

719
00:28:24,328 --> 00:28:27,166
With the multiple fire burns
and the cannon rolls

720
00:28:27,166 --> 00:28:29,773
- and the jet lag, I just...
- Yep, yep, yep.

721
00:28:29,773 --> 00:28:31,269
...could use a little shut-eye.

722
00:28:31,269 --> 00:28:32,402
Yep.

723
00:28:32,402 --> 00:28:34,041
Okay, let me get this straight.

724
00:28:35,242 --> 00:28:38,210
- Nihilism is the sexy bacon?
- Yeah.

725
00:28:38,210 --> 00:28:40,014
The audience are dogs?

726
00:28:40,014 --> 00:28:41,411
There we go.

727
00:28:41,411 --> 00:28:44,579
And when you fall down,
you get back up.

728
00:28:44,579 --> 00:28:46,449
- Thank you.
- I'm glad we did this.

729
00:28:46,449 --> 00:28:49,584
Now, what am I
really doing here, Gail?

730
00:28:51,621 --> 00:28:53,456
Um...

731
00:28:53,456 --> 00:28:54,556
Ryder's missing.

732
00:28:54,556 --> 00:28:56,096
He has fallen in

733
00:28:56,096 --> 00:28:59,297
with some shady,
shitty, shitty people.

734
00:28:59,297 --> 00:29:01,497
Well, Gail...

735
00:29:02,731 --> 00:29:04,104
...call the cops.

736
00:29:04,104 --> 00:29:05,468
I can't call the cops.

737
00:29:05,468 --> 00:29:07,041
Well, why not?

738
00:29:07,041 --> 00:29:09,736
The studio will know
that I am way over budget.

739
00:29:09,736 --> 00:29:11,408
They will pull the plug on this.

740
00:29:11,408 --> 00:29:13,916
You know that.

741
00:29:13,916 --> 00:29:15,214
Please go and find him.

742
00:29:15,214 --> 00:29:16,545
Why me?

743
00:29:16,545 --> 00:29:18,580
You're a stuntman,
for God's sake.

744
00:29:18,580 --> 00:29:20,747
No one's gonna notice
whether you're here or not.

745
00:29:20,747 --> 00:29:22,617
- No offense.
- I mean, some taken.

746
00:29:22,617 --> 00:29:25,389
You know him intimately.

747
00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:27,094
It can be so simple.

748
00:29:27,094 --> 00:29:29,932
You pick him up,
you dust him off,

749
00:29:29,932 --> 00:29:31,230
you bring him back here.

750
00:29:31,230 --> 00:29:32,836
I know I can trust you.

751
00:29:32,836 --> 00:29:34,497
And you know who can
trust you more than anyone,

752
00:29:34,497 --> 00:29:37,401
she just doesn't
realize it yet, is Jody.

753
00:29:37,401 --> 00:29:40,338
This is her big chance.

754
00:29:40,338 --> 00:29:43,143
Do you want her first movie
to be her last?

755
00:29:43,143 --> 00:29:45,475
You've got to help me out, man.

756
00:29:46,885 --> 00:29:49,479
It's been a long couple days.
(sniffs)

757
00:29:49,479 --> 00:29:52,449
I'm gonna go to the hotel,
I'm gonna--

758
00:29:52,449 --> 00:29:55,188
What is it? It's my yesterday,
it's your tomor--

759
00:29:55,188 --> 00:29:56,618
I'm gonna call you
your tomorrow.

760
00:29:56,618 --> 00:29:58,356
- Right, no. Today.
- My today.

761
00:29:58,356 --> 00:29:59,995
That is the door code
of Ryder's loft.

762
00:29:59,995 --> 00:30:01,931
The patio door.
Took it from his trailer.

763
00:30:01,931 --> 00:30:03,933
He's still doing
this Post-it note thing?

764
00:30:03,933 --> 00:30:06,001
Oh. (stammers)
Let's not even get into that.

765
00:30:06,001 --> 00:30:08,762
At this point,
it's like <i>Memento</i> level.

766
00:30:08,762 --> 00:30:11,303
I can only keep this
from Jody and the studio

767
00:30:11,303 --> 00:30:13,536
48 hours max.

768
00:30:13,536 --> 00:30:15,109
Save Jody's movie,

769
00:30:15,109 --> 00:30:17,639
and maybe you get
the love of your life back.

770
00:30:19,247 --> 00:30:21,808
Did you just turn Jody
into the sexy bacon?

771
00:30:21,808 --> 00:30:24,954
She's been
the sexy bacon all along.

772
00:30:24,954 --> 00:30:26,351
You're good.

773
00:30:26,351 --> 00:30:28,584
It's the only left-hand drive
I have.

774
00:30:30,357 --> 00:30:32,522
Please don't wreck it.
It's product placement.

775
00:30:32,522 --> 00:30:35,030
There's only two of them.

776
00:30:35,030 --> 00:30:37,263
I know how you stunties drive.

777
00:30:40,367 --> 00:30:43,071
You seek to destroy
all I hold dear.

778
00:30:44,107 --> 00:30:45,535
(car alarm chirps)

779
00:30:49,211 --> 00:30:50,606
(groans)

780
00:30:54,777 --> 00:30:56,414
(engine starts)

781
00:30:56,414 --> 00:30:57,987
(over radio):
♪ 'Cause there we are again ♪

782
00:30:57,987 --> 00:31:00,924
♪ When I loved you so ♪

783
00:31:00,924 --> 00:31:02,717
- ♪ Back before you lost ♪
- (volume increases)

784
00:31:02,717 --> 00:31:05,423
♪ The one real thing
you've ever known ♪

785
00:31:05,423 --> 00:31:07,755
♪ It was rare, I was there ♪

786
00:31:07,755 --> 00:31:16,170
♪ I remember it all too well ♪

787
00:31:16,170 --> 00:31:19,107
♪ ♪

788
00:31:30,714 --> 00:31:33,957
♪ And maybe we got lost
in translation ♪

789
00:31:33,957 --> 00:31:36,223
♪ Maybe I asked for too much ♪

790
00:31:36,223 --> 00:31:39,721
♪ But maybe this thing
was a masterpiece ♪

791
00:31:39,721 --> 00:31:41,789
♪ Till you tore it all up ♪

792
00:31:41,789 --> 00:31:43,967
♪ Running scared, I was there ♪

793
00:31:43,967 --> 00:31:51,601
♪ I remember it all too well ♪

794
00:31:51,601 --> 00:31:54,439
♪ And you call me up again ♪

795
00:31:54,439 --> 00:31:57,409
♪ Just to break me
like a promise ♪

796
00:31:57,409 --> 00:32:02,051
♪ So casually cruel
in the name of being honest ♪

797
00:32:02,051 --> 00:32:05,417
♪ I'm a crumpled-up
piece of paper... ♪

798
00:32:05,417 --> 00:32:06,748
(song stops)

799
00:32:06,748 --> 00:32:08,024
(Colt sniffles)

800
00:32:14,263 --> 00:32:15,328
What are you doing?

801
00:32:15,328 --> 00:32:16,725
(sniffles)

802
00:32:16,725 --> 00:32:18,628
Uh, just, uh, chilling down.

803
00:32:18,628 --> 00:32:20,498
Were you "chilling down"
to Taylor Swift?

804
00:32:20,498 --> 00:32:22,467
- Yep.
- Mm.

805
00:32:22,467 --> 00:32:24,304
It's just something
Australians say.

806
00:32:24,304 --> 00:32:25,734
Really? I've been here for six
months, I've never heard it.

807
00:32:25,734 --> 00:32:27,175
Yeah, "chilling down under,"
you know,

808
00:32:27,175 --> 00:32:28,506
but it's shorter to say
"chilling down."

809
00:32:28,506 --> 00:32:30,673
- Have you been crying?
- Not at all.

810
00:32:30,673 --> 00:32:32,213
You look like
you've been crying.

811
00:32:33,810 --> 00:32:35,678
Jet lag.

812
00:32:35,678 --> 00:32:38,615
(sighs) That was so dangerous,
and I'm very sorry.

813
00:32:38,615 --> 00:32:40,683
Lighting you up like that.

814
00:32:40,683 --> 00:32:43,092
(laughing):
It was very cathartic.

815
00:32:43,092 --> 00:32:45,226
- I feel better.
- I deserved it.

816
00:32:47,626 --> 00:32:50,792
I'm gonna make the camera
up to you, by the way.

817
00:32:50,792 --> 00:32:53,036
Can I get in the car with you?

818
00:32:55,238 --> 00:32:57,469
Clean your face. You're a mess.

819
00:33:00,804 --> 00:33:02,210
So how have you been?

820
00:33:02,210 --> 00:33:04,641
Oh, you know.

821
00:33:06,315 --> 00:33:07,809
Yeah? Thumbs-up?

822
00:33:07,809 --> 00:33:10,680
God, I hate that bullshit,
that stunt guy bullshit.

823
00:33:12,090 --> 00:33:13,287
- (clears throat)
- And that's fine.

824
00:33:13,287 --> 00:33:14,651
You don't have to
explain anything.

825
00:33:14,651 --> 00:33:16,455
It's all good. It was a fling.

826
00:33:16,455 --> 00:33:18,556
Less than a fling. It was
a flingette, and that's fine.

827
00:33:18,556 --> 00:33:20,360
I don't even want to know.

828
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,824
And the problem with forcing
something is you get nowhere.

829
00:33:22,824 --> 00:33:24,661
You know, one time my mom
forced my dad to exercise.

830
00:33:24,661 --> 00:33:26,465
Do you know what happened?

831
00:33:26,465 --> 00:33:28,368
Snapped his ankle first time
he stepped on the treadmill.

832
00:33:28,368 --> 00:33:30,964
She forced it, now he has
a piece of metal in his foot.

833
00:33:30,964 --> 00:33:33,175
Moral of the story is
you should just be you.

834
00:33:33,175 --> 00:33:34,539
(inhales deeply)

835
00:33:35,938 --> 00:33:37,905
Well, look, I've thought
a lot about this, actually,

836
00:33:37,905 --> 00:33:39,379
and I, uh...

837
00:33:39,379 --> 00:33:40,677
It's not like
I didn't want to apologize

838
00:33:40,677 --> 00:33:42,679
a million times.

839
00:33:42,679 --> 00:33:43,845
Yeah.

840
00:33:43,845 --> 00:33:46,386
Uh, it's just, every time I...

841
00:33:50,018 --> 00:33:52,689
You know, when I think of
something to say...

842
00:33:55,529 --> 00:33:57,595
...doesn't seem like enough.

843
00:34:02,866 --> 00:34:04,503
(chuckles):
Okay.

844
00:34:04,503 --> 00:34:06,340
No problem.

845
00:34:06,340 --> 00:34:09,277
Boundaries. Boundaries.

846
00:34:09,277 --> 00:34:10,608
That's important.

847
00:34:10,608 --> 00:34:12,412
Because I have
a lot of pressure on me.

848
00:34:12,412 --> 00:34:16,284
You have no idea how hard it was
for me to make this movie, okay?

849
00:34:16,284 --> 00:34:18,385
I just need to focus,
so if you're gonna stay here,

850
00:34:18,385 --> 00:34:20,684
we need to keep it...

851
00:34:20,684 --> 00:34:22,158
like, super profesh.

852
00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:24,556
"Professional"
is my middle name.

853
00:34:24,556 --> 00:34:26,492
(chuckles) Mm-hmm.

854
00:34:28,463 --> 00:34:30,023
I thought your middle name
was "Danger."

855
00:34:30,023 --> 00:34:32,729
That's a stage name.

856
00:34:34,766 --> 00:34:36,799
Colt Profesh Seavers.

857
00:34:41,641 --> 00:34:44,070
Promise me you're not
gonna derail this, okay?

858
00:34:44,070 --> 00:34:45,577
Promise.

859
00:34:47,284 --> 00:34:50,318
(inhales deeply) Okay.

860
00:34:54,753 --> 00:34:56,687
Want to do some doughnuts?

861
00:35:05,434 --> 00:35:08,237
Do you want to drive me
to my car?

862
00:35:08,237 --> 00:35:09,799
- Yeah.
- (engine starts)

863
00:35:16,808 --> 00:35:18,313
(brakes squeak softly)

864
00:35:20,713 --> 00:35:22,284
Okay, goodbye.

865
00:35:27,148 --> 00:35:29,687
♪ It was rare, I was there ♪

866
00:35:29,687 --> 00:35:37,365
♪ I remember it all too well ♪

867
00:35:37,365 --> 00:35:39,994
♪ Wind in my hair,
you were there ♪

868
00:35:39,994 --> 00:35:42,667
♪ You remember it all ♪

869
00:35:42,667 --> 00:35:43,932
- ♪ Down the stairs ♪
- (engine starts)

870
00:35:43,932 --> 00:35:45,472
♪ You were there ♪

871
00:35:45,472 --> 00:35:48,277
- ♪ You remember it all... ♪
- (song ends)

872
00:35:48,277 --> 00:35:50,378
♪ ♪

873
00:36:15,196 --> 00:36:17,130
COLT:
<i>(exhales sharply) Okay.</i>

874
00:36:17,130 --> 00:36:19,506
"Tom, long time no see.

875
00:36:19,506 --> 00:36:22,069
Gail asked me to check
and make sure you're okay."

876
00:36:22,069 --> 00:36:23,741
(sighs heavily)

877
00:36:23,741 --> 00:36:26,216
"Colt, thought you were dead.

878
00:36:26,216 --> 00:36:28,746
Why you got to be
such a pussy bitch?"

879
00:36:28,746 --> 00:36:31,650
"Tom, I'm gonna have to ask you
not to refer to me

880
00:36:31,650 --> 00:36:34,422
as a pussy or a bitch."

881
00:36:34,422 --> 00:36:36,523
"Okay, but you got hurt
like a pussy

882
00:36:36,523 --> 00:36:37,986
and you're acting like a bitch."

883
00:36:37,986 --> 00:36:39,724
(calling out):
Tom?

884
00:36:39,724 --> 00:36:42,397
Colt Seavers.
Just checking in on you.

885
00:36:43,730 --> 00:36:46,302
Jody needs you back on set, pal.

886
00:36:48,130 --> 00:36:49,932
And I-I don't want to be
a part of

887
00:36:49,932 --> 00:36:52,737
any breaking in,
role-play games.

888
00:36:59,207 --> 00:37:01,075
Well, all right.

889
00:37:02,485 --> 00:37:04,947
(loudly over speakers):
♪ DJ Khaled! ♪

890
00:37:04,947 --> 00:37:06,421
♪ Hey ♪

891
00:37:06,421 --> 00:37:08,115
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ We The Best! ♪

892
00:37:08,115 --> 00:37:10,788
♪ All I do is win, win, win,
no matter what ♪

893
00:37:10,788 --> 00:37:13,758
♪ Got money on my mind,
I can never get enough ♪

894
00:37:13,758 --> 00:37:16,596
♪ And every time
I step up in the building ♪

895
00:37:16,596 --> 00:37:19,159
♪ Everybody hands go up ♪

896
00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:21,964
♪ And they stay there ♪

897
00:37:21,964 --> 00:37:24,065
♪ And they say, "Yeah!"
and they stay there ♪

898
00:37:24,065 --> 00:37:26,870
♪ Up, down, up, down,
up, down ♪

899
00:37:26,870 --> 00:37:29,906
♪ 'Cause all I do is
win, win, win ♪

900
00:37:29,906 --> 00:37:31,204
♪ And if you going in... ♪

901
00:37:31,204 --> 00:37:32,942
(squawking rhythmically)

902
00:37:32,942 --> 00:37:34,449
- ♪ Make 'em stay there ♪
- ♪ Luda! ♪

903
00:37:34,449 --> 00:37:36,385
♪ Ludacris going in
on the verse ♪

904
00:37:36,385 --> 00:37:37,947
♪ 'Cause I never been defeated
and I won't stop now ♪

905
00:37:37,947 --> 00:37:39,454
♪ Keep your hands up,
get 'em in the sky ♪

906
00:37:39,454 --> 00:37:40,587
♪ For the homies
that didn't make it ♪

907
00:37:40,587 --> 00:37:42,556
♪ And my folks locked down ♪

908
00:37:42,556 --> 00:37:44,085
♪ I never went nowhere, but
they saying, "Luda's back..." ♪

909
00:37:44,085 --> 00:37:45,427
(groans) Coffee.

910
00:37:45,427 --> 00:37:47,253
♪ The hood call it Luda 'gnac ♪

911
00:37:47,253 --> 00:37:50,993
♪ Can't never count me out,
y'all better count me in ♪

912
00:37:50,993 --> 00:37:53,930
♪ Got 20 bank accounts,
accountants count me in ♪

913
00:37:53,930 --> 00:37:56,306
♪ Make millions every year,
the South's champion ♪

914
00:37:56,306 --> 00:37:59,507
♪ 'Cause all I do, all I,
all I, all I, all I do is ♪

915
00:37:59,507 --> 00:38:00,772
- ♪ All I do is win, win... ♪
- (sword rings)

916
00:38:00,772 --> 00:38:01,806
- (woman yells)
- What the...!

917
00:38:01,806 --> 00:38:03,313
(grunts fiercely)

918
00:38:03,313 --> 00:38:05,040
(yells)

919
00:38:06,043 --> 00:38:07,515
- (woman yells)
- (squawks)

920
00:38:07,515 --> 00:38:09,649
♪ Everybody hands go up... ♪

921
00:38:09,649 --> 00:38:11,618
- (coffee splashes)
- (frustrated grunt)

922
00:38:11,618 --> 00:38:12,850
(grunts)

923
00:38:12,850 --> 00:38:14,654
(sword rings)

924
00:38:14,654 --> 00:38:16,326
(yells)

925
00:38:18,319 --> 00:38:20,462
(grunting)

926
00:38:20,462 --> 00:38:22,497
♪ Win, and if you going in ♪

927
00:38:22,497 --> 00:38:25,027
♪ Put your hands in the air,
make 'em stay there ♪

928
00:38:25,027 --> 00:38:28,030
♪ And they say, "Yeah!"
and they stay there ♪

929
00:38:28,030 --> 00:38:30,373
♪ Up, down, up, down,
up, down... ♪

930
00:38:30,373 --> 00:38:32,265
- (music stops)
- (woman growls)

931
00:38:32,265 --> 00:38:33,970
Why do you look so familiar?

932
00:38:33,970 --> 00:38:35,543
(grunts fiercely)

933
00:38:35,543 --> 00:38:37,809
(yells, grunts)

934
00:38:37,809 --> 00:38:39,712
Where do I know you from?

935
00:38:39,712 --> 00:38:42,616
I'm Iggy Starr,
lead actress on <i>Metalstorm.</i>

936
00:38:42,616 --> 00:38:44,816
(dramatic music playing)

937
00:38:44,816 --> 00:38:46,213
- I'm Ryder's girlfriend.
- Oh.

938
00:38:46,213 --> 00:38:47,720
- You're in <i>Metalstorm.</i>
- Yeah.

939
00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:49,183
Hey, were you
in that movie <i>Carjacked</i>

940
00:38:49,183 --> 00:38:50,657
where that guy named Jack
steals your car

941
00:38:50,657 --> 00:38:51,988
and then you shoot him
in the hand and you say,

942
00:38:51,988 --> 00:38:53,363
"I hope you know
how to drive stick"?

943
00:38:53,363 --> 00:38:55,057
And it doesn't make sense
'cause it's like,

944
00:38:55,057 --> 00:38:56,828
should be "automatic,"
but the way you say it...

945
00:38:56,828 --> 00:38:58,335
That's Naomi Watts!

946
00:39:00,702 --> 00:39:02,229
(grunting)

947
00:39:02,229 --> 00:39:04,000
(yelling fiercely)

948
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,199
COLT:
I'm just a stunt guy.

949
00:39:05,199 --> 00:39:07,201
I'm working on <i>Metalstorm,</i> too.

950
00:39:07,201 --> 00:39:10,204
You lie!
We're only on <i>Metalstorm 1.</i>

951
00:39:10,204 --> 00:39:12,041
- I meant also!
- (yelling)

952
00:39:15,552 --> 00:39:17,882
(groans)

953
00:39:19,281 --> 00:39:20,852
(grunting)

954
00:39:22,724 --> 00:39:24,086
(groans dramatically)

955
00:39:28,389 --> 00:39:30,191
(Iggy pants)

956
00:39:30,191 --> 00:39:31,731
Is this a prop sword?

957
00:39:31,731 --> 00:39:34,437
Mm-hmm. I'm a good actress.

958
00:39:34,437 --> 00:39:37,605
Hey, if you are
really working on <i>Metalstorm,</i>

959
00:39:37,605 --> 00:39:39,101
why are you
sneaking around here?

960
00:39:39,101 --> 00:39:41,037
Just trying to find Ryder.

961
00:39:41,037 --> 00:39:43,512
He's, like, really drugged up
and paranoid right now.

962
00:39:43,512 --> 00:39:45,338
He thinks someone's
trying to kill him.

963
00:39:45,338 --> 00:39:48,242
And I'm like, "If you don't
finish <i>Metalstorm,</i>

964
00:39:48,242 --> 00:39:50,750
I'm gonna kill you myself."

965
00:39:50,750 --> 00:39:52,950
Now, there is
some dark shit going on.

966
00:39:52,950 --> 00:39:55,282
And the sooner I can get
out of here, the better.

967
00:39:56,824 --> 00:39:58,758
(sighs):
Wow.

968
00:39:58,758 --> 00:40:00,628
Any idea where I could find him?

969
00:40:00,628 --> 00:40:03,466
Uh, you could try this club
he hangs out at.

970
00:40:03,466 --> 00:40:06,260
But you're never gonna get in
looking like a povo.

971
00:40:06,260 --> 00:40:08,933
- What's a povo?
- A poor person like you.

972
00:40:08,933 --> 00:40:10,968
Oh. Cool.

973
00:40:10,968 --> 00:40:14,136
IGGY: What's with your
<i>Miami Vice</i> Stunt Team jacket?

974
00:40:14,136 --> 00:40:15,775
COLT: Oh, it was
the first show I ever did.

975
00:40:15,775 --> 00:40:19,207
I had to jump a boat
through a ring of fire.

976
00:40:19,207 --> 00:40:20,615
I got so good I could do it

977
00:40:20,615 --> 00:40:21,913
with my hands
tied behind my back.

978
00:40:23,411 --> 00:40:24,586
Wow.

979
00:40:24,586 --> 00:40:26,412
You're really into yourself.

980
00:40:26,412 --> 00:40:28,084
("Do It Like That"
by Saint Bodhi playing)

981
00:40:28,084 --> 00:40:30,053
I mean, you know, you did ask.

982
00:40:30,053 --> 00:40:31,725
It's neon night at the club.

983
00:40:31,725 --> 00:40:33,122
<i>He's always there
with this guy called Doone</i>

984
00:40:33,122 --> 00:40:34,728
<i>who's his drug dealer.</i>

985
00:40:34,728 --> 00:40:36,323
<i>He's got, like,
leopard print tats on his head.</i>

986
00:40:36,323 --> 00:40:38,831
<i>They won't let a nobody
like you into the club,</i>

987
00:40:38,831 --> 00:40:40,767
<i>so just act like Tom.
You're his stunt double.</i>

988
00:40:40,767 --> 00:40:42,395
You know how to do that,
don't you?

989
00:40:42,395 --> 00:40:44,232
Yeah. I'll just act like
I own everything and everyone

990
00:40:44,232 --> 00:40:46,509
and there's no repercussions
for my actions.

991
00:40:46,509 --> 00:40:48,434
- (song continues over speakers)
- (crowd cheering)

992
00:40:48,434 --> 00:40:50,612
♪ I do it like that... ♪

993
00:40:50,612 --> 00:40:51,976
(lively chatter)

994
00:40:51,976 --> 00:40:54,913
WOMAN:
Oh, my God. Is that Tom Ryder?

995
00:40:54,913 --> 00:40:56,178
MAN:
Hey, Tom!

996
00:40:56,178 --> 00:40:58,246
(excited shouting)

997
00:40:58,246 --> 00:41:00,314
Stuntman! Yeah, yeah, Iggy said
you were gonna come see me.

998
00:41:00,314 --> 00:41:01,821
Yeah, sit down, get a drink.

999
00:41:01,821 --> 00:41:02,954
Hey, hey, get him a drink.
What do you want?

1000
00:41:02,954 --> 00:41:04,417
Oh, no, no, I'm good. I'm good.

1001
00:41:04,417 --> 00:41:06,463
I'm just looking for Ryder.
You seen him?

1002
00:41:07,895 --> 00:41:10,093
Get him a Shirley Temple.
Sit down, brother, sit down.

1003
00:41:10,093 --> 00:41:12,425
Uh, honestly, no offense,
Mr. Doone.

1004
00:41:12,425 --> 00:41:14,295
I just want to find Ryder.

1005
00:41:14,295 --> 00:41:17,232
How come no one ever wants
to chat with the drug dealer?

1006
00:41:20,402 --> 00:41:22,941
Sorry. I, uh...

1007
00:41:22,941 --> 00:41:25,471
I mean no... no disrespect.

1008
00:41:25,471 --> 00:41:27,473
Just had a long day.
Ryder hasn't shown up to work.

1009
00:41:27,473 --> 00:41:29,145
That was fast.

1010
00:41:29,145 --> 00:41:30,619
You do a stunt today?

1011
00:41:30,619 --> 00:41:32,214
Uh, just a, yeah, car roll.

1012
00:41:32,214 --> 00:41:33,721
- Just a car roll?
- (song swells, crowd cheering)

1013
00:41:33,721 --> 00:41:35,987
Hear how he said that?
"Just a car roll!"

1014
00:41:35,987 --> 00:41:37,890
What a stuntman! My man!

1015
00:41:37,890 --> 00:41:39,661
It's what I do.

1016
00:41:39,661 --> 00:41:40,827
Hey, that's why I like you.

1017
00:41:40,827 --> 00:41:42,389
'Cause you do all the hard shit.

1018
00:41:42,389 --> 00:41:44,996
They give Oscars for that?

1019
00:41:44,996 --> 00:41:46,899
For stunts?

1020
00:41:46,899 --> 00:41:48,703
No.

1021
00:41:48,703 --> 00:41:50,133
(clicks tongue) Nope.

1022
00:41:50,133 --> 00:41:52,300
Hey, to the unsung heroes.

1023
00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:54,104
- I'll drink to that.
- (chuckles): Yeah.

1024
00:41:56,207 --> 00:41:57,976
DOONE:
Mm!

1025
00:41:57,976 --> 00:41:59,340
(exhales heavily)

1026
00:41:59,340 --> 00:42:01,012
No offense,
but I prefer cartoons.

1027
00:42:01,012 --> 00:42:03,850
See, movies are always trying
to make things real.

1028
00:42:03,850 --> 00:42:05,654
But it's not real.
It's a movie.

1029
00:42:05,654 --> 00:42:07,513
It's not meant to be real.

1030
00:42:07,513 --> 00:42:09,251
- (excited laughter and chatter)
- That's why I like cartoons.

1031
00:42:09,251 --> 00:42:10,516
(voice distorting):
See, 'cause cartoons

1032
00:42:10,516 --> 00:42:11,759
don't pretend to be real.

1033
00:42:11,759 --> 00:42:13,420
(audio distorting)

1034
00:42:13,420 --> 00:42:15,389
That's what I like about them.
You seen <i>Dumbo?</i>

1035
00:42:15,389 --> 00:42:16,929
<i>- Dumbo?</i>
- Yeah, <i>Dumbo.</i>

1036
00:42:16,929 --> 00:42:18,832
<i>Dumbo</i> changed my life.

1037
00:42:18,832 --> 00:42:21,065
You know that scene when Dumbo
gets into the bad champagne,

1038
00:42:21,065 --> 00:42:22,396
then he starts seeing
the pink elephants

1039
00:42:22,396 --> 00:42:23,397
on parade and shit?

1040
00:42:23,397 --> 00:42:24,607
I was like, "Yes, please.

1041
00:42:24,607 --> 00:42:26,070
"I'll have what he's having!

1042
00:42:26,070 --> 00:42:27,500
Make it a double!"

1043
00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:28,710
(distorted laughter)

1044
00:42:28,710 --> 00:42:30,580
Hey, stuntman?

1045
00:42:30,580 --> 00:42:32,274
- (grunts)
- Why don't you come with us?

1046
00:42:32,274 --> 00:42:34,716
We'll get you nice and
comfortable at the hotel, huh?

1047
00:42:36,654 --> 00:42:39,622
(distorted grunting, groaning)

1048
00:42:53,902 --> 00:42:55,132
(distorted laughing)

1049
00:43:08,081 --> 00:43:10,114
(distorted screaming)

1050
00:43:16,287 --> 00:43:18,023
(crowd cheering)

1051
00:43:20,192 --> 00:43:23,193
Move, move! Get out of the way!
Get-- Move! Come on!

1052
00:43:24,526 --> 00:43:27,230
Get out the way!
Move! Get off me!

1053
00:43:27,230 --> 00:43:28,495
WOMAN:
(gasps) Hey!

1054
00:43:32,941 --> 00:43:34,402
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Taxi! Come on, come on.

1055
00:43:34,402 --> 00:43:35,810
Come on, brother, let's go.

1056
00:43:35,810 --> 00:43:38,142
- Go! -See you, mate.
- Be well, mate.

1057
00:43:40,641 --> 00:43:42,817
♪ ♪

1058
00:43:48,286 --> 00:43:49,956
(echoing):
What are you doing, Colt?

1059
00:43:49,956 --> 00:43:52,453
You know what I'm doing.
I'm gonna stop this car.

1060
00:43:52,453 --> 00:43:55,258
You're clearly high, Colt.
And you're clearly chickenshit!

1061
00:43:55,258 --> 00:43:57,326
Okay, we don't have time for
this. Talk about this later.

1062
00:43:57,326 --> 00:43:58,624
(car approaching)

1063
00:43:58,624 --> 00:44:00,164
- (horn blaring)
- (tires squealing)

1064
00:44:01,871 --> 00:44:03,332
(grunts)

1065
00:44:04,533 --> 00:44:06,269
(groans)

1066
00:44:06,269 --> 00:44:07,974
Yeah, okay. -DOONE:
Driver, what are you doing?

1067
00:44:07,974 --> 00:44:10,273
Drive! Drive, bro!

1068
00:44:10,273 --> 00:44:12,143
Listen. Hey, you need to chill.
Just relax. Just re--

1069
00:44:12,143 --> 00:44:13,947
Hey, just relax! I'm a lover,
not a fighter, okay? Just...

1070
00:44:13,947 --> 00:44:15,179
- Where's Ryder?!
- I just drugged you

1071
00:44:15,179 --> 00:44:16,312
'cause they paid me to.

1072
00:44:16,312 --> 00:44:17,786
- Who's "they"?
- (stammers)

1073
00:44:17,786 --> 00:44:19,447
The guy that runs
Ryder's security.

1074
00:44:19,447 --> 00:44:20,723
I deliver drugs to him

1075
00:44:20,723 --> 00:44:22,219
at the Pendleton Hotel
sometimes, okay?

1076
00:44:22,219 --> 00:44:23,154
- What room?
- Bro, I don't know what room.

1077
00:44:23,154 --> 00:44:24,694
You know, it changes.

1078
00:44:24,694 --> 00:44:25,893
Just ask Kevin
for the, for the fruit plate.

1079
00:44:25,893 --> 00:44:27,455
- He'll give you the key.
- Kevin?

1080
00:44:27,455 --> 00:44:28,896
- Kevin! K-E-V-I-N. For the...
- I know Kevin!

1081
00:44:28,896 --> 00:44:29,963
You know Kevin?

1082
00:44:29,963 --> 00:44:31,459
I don't know Kevin.

1083
00:44:31,459 --> 00:44:33,065
Well, then you're gonna
get to know Kevin.

1084
00:44:33,065 --> 00:44:36,167
Ask him for a fruit plate,
and he'll give you keys.

1085
00:44:36,167 --> 00:44:37,630
(slurring):
How long does this last?

1086
00:44:37,630 --> 00:44:39,170
- What?
- How long is this gonna last?

1087
00:44:39,170 --> 00:44:40,303
Bro, what are you even saying?

1088
00:44:40,303 --> 00:44:43,240
How... long does this last?

1089
00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:46,078
Oh. When you stop
seeing unicorns.

1090
00:44:47,411 --> 00:44:49,213
(nickers)

1091
00:44:49,213 --> 00:44:50,544
(clicks tongue)

1092
00:44:50,544 --> 00:44:53,217
I'd like to speak to Kevin.
(pants)

1093
00:44:53,217 --> 00:44:55,483
WOMAN:
Kevin's, uh, on a break.

1094
00:44:55,483 --> 00:44:58,893
Okay, maybe you can help me.
Can I order the "fruit plate"?

1095
00:44:58,893 --> 00:45:02,765
Okay. Do you want me
to call "room service"?

1096
00:45:02,765 --> 00:45:04,657
I don't know.
Is that what happens?

1097
00:45:04,657 --> 00:45:05,867
D-Do you have a room?

1098
00:45:05,867 --> 00:45:07,363
- Should I just...
- Do I need one?

1099
00:45:07,363 --> 00:45:08,661
To order the fr...

1100
00:45:08,661 --> 00:45:09,772
- I...
- The fruit plate.

1101
00:45:09,772 --> 00:45:10,806
- Hey, Colt.
- Fruit plate.

1102
00:45:11,809 --> 00:45:12,874
Woof, wow.

1103
00:45:12,874 --> 00:45:14,942
- That's a look.
- Hi. Hey.

1104
00:45:14,942 --> 00:45:16,273
- What happened to your face?
- Hi.

1105
00:45:16,273 --> 00:45:17,846
- Hi. Okay. (chuckles)
- (chuckles)

1106
00:45:17,846 --> 00:45:19,342
- Sorry about that. (chuckles)
- Are you good?

1107
00:45:19,342 --> 00:45:20,849
- It's just good...
- What's wrong with you?

1108
00:45:20,849 --> 00:45:21,751
- It's good to see you.
- Wow, you look terrible.

1109
00:45:21,751 --> 00:45:23,082
You look amazing.

1110
00:45:23,082 --> 00:45:24,545
Did you fall?
What happened to you?

1111
00:45:24,545 --> 00:45:26,250
Wow. You're so pretty.

1112
00:45:26,250 --> 00:45:27,614
- (chuckles) It's crazy.
- Okay. Your face is bleeding.

1113
00:45:27,614 --> 00:45:29,583
- What?
- What happened to you?

1114
00:45:29,583 --> 00:45:31,618
Oh. No, I was running.
Just-- I was running.

1115
00:45:31,618 --> 00:45:33,928
Very unusual athleisure wear
for a run.

1116
00:45:33,928 --> 00:45:35,556
- (smacks lips) This?
- Yeah.

1117
00:45:35,556 --> 00:45:38,097
Yeah, they gave me
the wrong bags at the airport,

1118
00:45:38,097 --> 00:45:39,428
but, you know, it's-- it works.

1119
00:45:39,428 --> 00:45:40,935
(stammers) I can sweat.

1120
00:45:40,935 --> 00:45:42,431
If I'm gonna play Ryder,
I thought I should just,

1121
00:45:42,431 --> 00:45:43,773
like, cut weight a little,
you know...

1122
00:45:43,773 --> 00:45:44,939
You seem kind of tweaky.

1123
00:45:44,939 --> 00:45:47,535
I'm a little... spotty.

1124
00:45:47,535 --> 00:45:50,208
Like, when I--
my glucose levels get low.

1125
00:45:50,208 --> 00:45:51,880
I get a little... (whistles)

1126
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:54,740
- Okay, is that a new thing?
- (breathes deeply)

1127
00:45:54,740 --> 00:45:56,280
Is that a new thing?

1128
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:57,578
- What's that?
- Is that a new thing?

1129
00:45:57,578 --> 00:45:59,250
- Is your hair new?
- Yes, I cut it.

1130
00:45:59,250 --> 00:46:00,614
- I changed my hair.
- It's beautiful.

1131
00:46:00,614 --> 00:46:02,121
You changed your number.
We're even.

1132
00:46:02,121 --> 00:46:04,486
I thought we'd sort of
even the score.

1133
00:46:04,486 --> 00:46:06,389
Yeah. I have a lot of new s--

1134
00:46:06,389 --> 00:46:07,929
You know, I've learned
a lot about myself

1135
00:46:07,929 --> 00:46:10,096
since-since we last
seen each other.

1136
00:46:10,096 --> 00:46:11,834
Why'd you disappear like that?

1137
00:46:11,834 --> 00:46:14,034
God, I wanted
to be there for you.

1138
00:46:15,532 --> 00:46:17,631
GAIL: Yeah, but how's
she supposed to do quality work

1139
00:46:17,631 --> 00:46:19,072
if you keep harassing her
all the time?

1140
00:46:19,072 --> 00:46:21,404
(growls playfully, laughs)

1141
00:46:21,404 --> 00:46:23,472
Okay. Can you go
and grab your things?

1142
00:46:23,472 --> 00:46:25,815
- We have really got to zip.
- Okay. Yep.

1143
00:46:25,815 --> 00:46:27,179
- What's going on?
- Seriously.

1144
00:46:27,179 --> 00:46:29,984
- Colt, you're...
- (clears throat)

1145
00:46:29,984 --> 00:46:31,348
You look like you've been busy.

1146
00:46:31,348 --> 00:46:33,614
- Yeah, real busy, Gail.
- Yeah, good.

1147
00:46:33,614 --> 00:46:34,824
Lot of running around, Gail.

1148
00:46:34,824 --> 00:46:36,749
We'll get a drink
and discuss that.

1149
00:46:36,749 --> 00:46:38,289
But right now, the studio...

1150
00:46:38,289 --> 00:46:40,522
so far up my ass,
I can taste them.

1151
00:46:40,522 --> 00:46:42,095
- We need your third act.
- Okay. Yep.

1152
00:46:42,095 --> 00:46:43,690
You having problems
with the third act?

1153
00:46:43,690 --> 00:46:45,428
We're gonna, we're gonna go
and do things right now.

1154
00:46:45,428 --> 00:46:46,836
I need to write it.
I'm gonna go write it. I just--

1155
00:46:46,836 --> 00:46:48,530
It's like
the studio are wanting me

1156
00:46:48,530 --> 00:46:50,939
to contort the love story
so that it all ends happily

1157
00:46:50,939 --> 00:46:52,336
and everything's rosy and...

1158
00:46:52,336 --> 00:46:53,876
- Jody, Jody, Jody.
- But I feel like if I...

1159
00:46:53,876 --> 00:46:57,275
lean into reality,
then maybe that's the way to go.

1160
00:46:57,275 --> 00:47:00,047
And most love stories
don't end well. Usually.

1161
00:47:01,380 --> 00:47:03,710
- Know what I mean?
- I strongly disagree with that,

1162
00:47:03,710 --> 00:47:06,482
so we should keep
chopping it up.

1163
00:47:06,482 --> 00:47:07,714
Yeah? Should we?

1164
00:47:07,714 --> 00:47:09,892
It's important.
It's the ending.

1165
00:47:09,892 --> 00:47:11,553
- Okay.
- (man clears throat)

1166
00:47:11,553 --> 00:47:13,357
(clears throat)

1167
00:47:13,357 --> 00:47:15,062
Sir?

1168
00:47:15,062 --> 00:47:16,393
- Huh?
- Hi.

1169
00:47:16,393 --> 00:47:17,658
- Yeah.
- Hi.

1170
00:47:17,658 --> 00:47:19,660
Um, I hear that
you're interested

1171
00:47:19,660 --> 00:47:21,497
in a-a fruit platter.

1172
00:47:21,497 --> 00:47:22,971
- (whispering): Kevin?
- (whispering): Yes.

1173
00:47:22,971 --> 00:47:24,368
Yes. Okay, so...

1174
00:47:24,368 --> 00:47:25,468
(sighs)

1175
00:47:25,468 --> 00:47:27,877
It's-it's on... it's on ice.

1176
00:47:27,877 --> 00:47:30,011
♪ ♪

1177
00:47:34,710 --> 00:47:36,809
(breathes deeply)

1178
00:47:36,809 --> 00:47:38,085
(lock beeps)

1179
00:47:41,255 --> 00:47:43,354
(gentle piano music playing
over speakers)

1180
00:47:46,788 --> 00:47:48,392
(scanner beeps)

1181
00:47:48,392 --> 00:47:50,724
Yep. There we go. Sorry.

1182
00:47:53,069 --> 00:47:55,135
♪ ♪

1183
00:47:57,942 --> 00:47:59,370
(sighs)

1184
00:47:59,370 --> 00:48:00,635
(exhales)

1185
00:48:04,245 --> 00:48:05,541
(lock beeps)

1186
00:48:09,987 --> 00:48:11,547
(grunting)

1187
00:48:18,391 --> 00:48:20,424
(muffled ringtone playing)

1188
00:48:31,976 --> 00:48:34,075
(ringtone continues)

1189
00:48:36,145 --> 00:48:37,804
Hello?

1190
00:48:37,804 --> 00:48:39,311
JODY (over phone): What do you
think about split screen?

1191
00:48:39,311 --> 00:48:41,379
- Jody?
- Yeah.

1192
00:48:41,379 --> 00:48:43,744
Is this okay I'm calling?
You said to call and...

1193
00:48:43,744 --> 00:48:46,153
- Yes. Yeah, it's fine.
- Yeah? We could chop it up?

1194
00:48:46,153 --> 00:48:48,221
It's, uh... Let's chop it up.

1195
00:48:48,221 --> 00:48:49,618
It's a good time.
I'm not doing anything.

1196
00:48:49,618 --> 00:48:52,753
Okay. Great.
Uh, so, split screen, right?

1197
00:48:52,753 --> 00:48:54,887
Do you think that it's,
like, nostalgic super cool

1198
00:48:54,887 --> 00:48:57,461
or do you think
it's a gimmick? -(groans)

1199
00:48:57,461 --> 00:49:00,266
Um, I think
it could be super cool.

1200
00:49:00,266 --> 00:49:03,071
Mm-hmm? -Yeah, how do you,
uh, want to use it?

1201
00:49:03,071 --> 00:49:05,469
I mean, you know, tell me.
Tell me everything. (chuckles)

1202
00:49:05,469 --> 00:49:07,735
Tell me, you know,
about your vision.

1203
00:49:07,735 --> 00:49:09,671
So, I like that
they're on-screen together.

1204
00:49:09,671 --> 00:49:11,409
But they are in
separate worlds... -Right.

1205
00:49:11,409 --> 00:49:13,510
...you know,
visually and emotionally.

1206
00:49:13,510 --> 00:49:15,743
So you've got
this very prominent divide

1207
00:49:15,743 --> 00:49:17,184
between the lovers.

1208
00:49:17,184 --> 00:49:18,647
And I want that.

1209
00:49:21,784 --> 00:49:24,389
- You want the divide?
- I want the divide, yes.

1210
00:49:27,064 --> 00:49:28,690
Hmm.

1211
00:49:28,690 --> 00:49:30,329
It's funny 'cause I-I didn't
get the impression

1212
00:49:30,329 --> 00:49:32,364
that there was that much
keeping them apart.

1213
00:49:32,364 --> 00:49:34,465
Well, you haven't
read the script.

1214
00:49:35,963 --> 00:49:38,172
All I know so far is that
the alien lady and the cowboy

1215
00:49:38,172 --> 00:49:42,473
are having what seem to be
pretty manageable problems.

1216
00:49:42,473 --> 00:49:45,278
Jody? Jod-- How's this?

1217
00:49:45,278 --> 00:49:46,873
Manageable problems?

1218
00:49:46,873 --> 00:49:48,974
The aliens invaded Earth,
and they left it in tatters.

1219
00:49:48,974 --> 00:49:50,646
So this whole thing
the studio are pushing for,

1220
00:49:50,646 --> 00:49:52,054
the "love conquers all"
thing...

1221
00:49:52,054 --> 00:49:54,683
(inhales deeply)
I'm not buying it.

1222
00:49:54,683 --> 00:49:57,950
Well, I have to admit that I'm
surprised to hear you say that.

1223
00:49:57,950 --> 00:49:59,787
Why?

1224
00:49:59,787 --> 00:50:02,229
Well, I'm just
a boy in a neon suit

1225
00:50:02,229 --> 00:50:04,198
standing in front of a girl,
reminding her

1226
00:50:04,198 --> 00:50:06,563
that <i>Notting Hill</i>
is her favorite movie

1227
00:50:06,563 --> 00:50:09,797
and she watches <i>Love Actually</i>
every year at Christmas.

1228
00:50:09,797 --> 00:50:11,535
Well, you know,
I watched it again this year,

1229
00:50:11,535 --> 00:50:14,241
and I didn't love it, actually.

1230
00:50:14,241 --> 00:50:16,078
- Wow, it's worse than I thought.
- Yeah, I'm ruined.

1231
00:50:16,078 --> 00:50:18,245
Yeah, it's a really sad day
for <i>Notting Hill</i> as well.

1232
00:50:18,245 --> 00:50:20,412
That "happily ever after"
stuff, unsubscribe me.

1233
00:50:20,412 --> 00:50:22,084
I didn't get "happily ever
after" from <i>Notting Hill.</i>

1234
00:50:22,084 --> 00:50:23,547
What are you talking about?
Of course you did.

1235
00:50:23,547 --> 00:50:25,384
- Did you?
- Yes, of course. They're ly--

1236
00:50:25,384 --> 00:50:27,188
They're on the park bench.
She's got her head in his knee.

1237
00:50:27,188 --> 00:50:28,387
She's a "regular girl."

1238
00:50:28,387 --> 00:50:29,916
Maybe, but we don't know
for sure

1239
00:50:29,916 --> 00:50:32,391
she's not gonna go back
to working the street.

1240
00:50:32,391 --> 00:50:33,920
All we know is that
in the beginning,

1241
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:35,757
she's pretty much up for
anything but kissing,

1242
00:50:35,757 --> 00:50:37,396
and in the end,
she's open to kissing him.

1243
00:50:37,396 --> 00:50:39,497
- (laughs): No. No.
- And it gives us hope.

1244
00:50:39,497 --> 00:50:40,993
You have got your Julia Roberts
movies so twisted.

1245
00:50:40,993 --> 00:50:42,236
And that's all we want.
A little hope.

1246
00:50:42,236 --> 00:50:43,567
No, that is <i>Pretty Woman,</i>

1247
00:50:43,567 --> 00:50:44,832
where she is
a lady of the night,

1248
00:50:44,832 --> 00:50:46,174
and this is <i>Notting Hill,</i>

1249
00:50:46,174 --> 00:50:47,241
where she's
a very famous actress.

1250
00:50:47,241 --> 00:50:48,737
Oh. Well, don't listen to me.

1251
00:50:48,737 --> 00:50:50,871
What do I know?
Look, you're the director.

1252
00:50:50,871 --> 00:50:52,213
You're gonna make
the right choice.

1253
00:50:52,213 --> 00:50:54,116
I'm just saying,
for people like me,

1254
00:50:54,116 --> 00:50:55,942
who may not necessarily get the
metaphor of the split screen.

1255
00:50:55,942 --> 00:50:57,713
You may not get
the deeper metaphor,

1256
00:50:57,713 --> 00:50:59,220
but you're gonna see it.

1257
00:50:59,220 --> 00:51:00,914
You're gonna see
this bright line between them

1258
00:51:00,914 --> 00:51:03,884
that we're gonna ache
to see blur.

1259
00:51:03,884 --> 00:51:05,688
You know, but maybe it can't.

1260
00:51:05,688 --> 00:51:08,020
- Mm.
- Maybe it doesn't.

1261
00:51:08,020 --> 00:51:10,759
Right. Right. Yeah.

1262
00:51:10,759 --> 00:51:12,530
(breathes deeply)

1263
00:51:12,530 --> 00:51:14,598
But what do we know, right?

1264
00:51:14,598 --> 00:51:16,237
'Cause all we know at this point

1265
00:51:16,237 --> 00:51:18,932
is that the cowboy
likes the alien.

1266
00:51:18,932 --> 00:51:20,373
Does the alien like the cowboy?

1267
00:51:20,373 --> 00:51:22,276
She's on the fence.

1268
00:51:22,276 --> 00:51:23,541
Right.

1269
00:51:23,541 --> 00:51:25,576
Because they got problems.

1270
00:51:25,576 --> 00:51:30,119
Because she's an alien and he's
a cowboy, and that's a problem.

1271
00:51:30,119 --> 00:51:31,747
But is it a problem
they can't overcome?

1272
00:51:31,747 --> 00:51:33,386
Here's a question.

1273
00:51:33,386 --> 00:51:36,224
Are they even gonna try?

1274
00:51:36,224 --> 00:51:37,753
What do you think?

1275
00:51:38,987 --> 00:51:41,020
Do you think they're gonna try?

1276
00:51:42,430 --> 00:51:44,793
I think... (sighs)

1277
00:51:46,269 --> 00:51:48,335
I think this was
a great brainstorm.

1278
00:51:51,802 --> 00:51:54,242
So...

1279
00:51:54,242 --> 00:51:56,772
what'd you decide
about the split screen?

1280
00:51:56,772 --> 00:51:58,609
I have a better idea.

1281
00:51:58,609 --> 00:52:00,072
(nickers)

1282
00:52:00,072 --> 00:52:01,909
I don't think you need it.

1283
00:52:01,909 --> 00:52:04,450
I think the connection between
these characters is so strong

1284
00:52:04,450 --> 00:52:06,551
that nothing can
come between them.

1285
00:52:07,950 --> 00:52:09,488
Jod?

1286
00:52:10,854 --> 00:52:12,018
Jody?

1287
00:52:17,366 --> 00:52:18,431
(neighs)

1288
00:52:18,431 --> 00:52:20,532
♪ ♪

1289
00:52:32,007 --> 00:52:34,216
(mug shatters)

1290
00:52:35,714 --> 00:52:37,879
- GAIL (over phone): Hello?
- Dead guy on ice.

1291
00:52:37,879 --> 00:52:39,518
What?

1292
00:52:39,518 --> 00:52:43,192
There's a dead guy on ice
at the hotel, Gail.

1293
00:52:43,192 --> 00:52:45,018
Wait. Sorry.
What are you talking about?

1294
00:52:45,018 --> 00:52:46,360
Well, if you think
that doesn't make sense,

1295
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:48,296
- don't order the fruit plate.
- Hold on.

1296
00:52:48,296 --> 00:52:50,122
You're seriously telling me
you've just seen a dead body?

1297
00:52:50,122 --> 00:52:51,827
Yes, Gail.

1298
00:52:51,827 --> 00:52:54,401
On the rocks. In the hotel.

1299
00:52:54,401 --> 00:52:55,666
What hotel?

1300
00:52:55,666 --> 00:52:57,635
The one
I just saw you in, Gail!

1301
00:52:57,635 --> 00:52:59,208
He was so dead, Gail.

1302
00:52:59,208 --> 00:53:01,309
He was very dead. Super dead.

1303
00:53:01,309 --> 00:53:02,739
Hold on.
How did you even get there?

1304
00:53:02,739 --> 00:53:05,137
Gail, you asked me
to do this! Okay?

1305
00:53:05,137 --> 00:53:07,678
- So please try and keep up.
- I know. I'm sticking.

1306
00:53:07,678 --> 00:53:10,318
I went to Ryder's apartment
just like you told me.

1307
00:53:10,318 --> 00:53:12,716
That's where Iggy with
the sword gave me the neon suit

1308
00:53:12,716 --> 00:53:15,356
and they sent me to the man
with the leopard print head.

1309
00:53:15,356 --> 00:53:17,259
He goes by the name of Doone.

1310
00:53:17,259 --> 00:53:19,151
It was Doone's goons
who dirtied my Shirley,

1311
00:53:19,151 --> 00:53:20,922
and not in a fun way, Gail.

1312
00:53:20,922 --> 00:53:23,188
I think they were
trying to kill me, Gail!

1313
00:53:23,188 --> 00:53:25,366
Step away and calm down.

1314
00:53:25,366 --> 00:53:27,027
I am gonna handle everything.

1315
00:53:27,027 --> 00:53:28,501
- No more handling!
- (groans)

1316
00:53:28,501 --> 00:53:30,371
- I want the police!
- You're very aggressive.

1317
00:53:30,371 --> 00:53:32,736
I'm sorry. I'm sorry to yell.
I want the police.

1318
00:53:32,736 --> 00:53:34,441
You are not gonna talk
to the police.

1319
00:53:34,441 --> 00:53:35,904
You don't talk to anyone
about this, okay? -(stammers)

1320
00:53:35,904 --> 00:53:37,202
- You listen to me.
- I'm calling the police.

1321
00:53:37,202 --> 00:53:38,577
You are not
talking to the police.

1322
00:53:38,577 --> 00:53:40,073
- Excuse me, sir.
- GAIL: Wait, who's there?

1323
00:53:40,073 --> 00:53:41,415
Who's there? Who's there?

1324
00:53:41,415 --> 00:53:42,746
It's the police.
I'm gonna talk to them.

1325
00:53:42,746 --> 00:53:43,978
No, no, no, no, no!
Don't talk...

1326
00:53:46,114 --> 00:53:48,950
No parking at any time.

1327
00:53:52,923 --> 00:53:55,088
Sorry.

1328
00:53:55,088 --> 00:53:56,463
Just making sure
we're both here.

1329
00:53:57,433 --> 00:53:58,531
I'm-I'm here, mate.

1330
00:53:58,531 --> 00:54:00,434
I want to report a crime.

1331
00:54:00,434 --> 00:54:02,062
- Okay.
- An ice crime.

1332
00:54:06,233 --> 00:54:08,200
(sighs)

1333
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,873
Yeah. You're still
getting a ticket, mate.

1334
00:54:10,873 --> 00:54:12,248
(softly):
All right.

1335
00:54:15,814 --> 00:54:17,209
COLT:
<i>I got to tell Jody.</i>

1336
00:54:17,209 --> 00:54:18,551
(whispers):
About the dead guy.

1337
00:54:18,551 --> 00:54:19,816
How do you know he was dead?

1338
00:54:19,816 --> 00:54:21,246
He could've just been
knocked out.

1339
00:54:21,246 --> 00:54:22,654
- On ice?
- Yeah.

1340
00:54:22,654 --> 00:54:25,756
Ice baths are very good
for inflammation.

1341
00:54:25,756 --> 00:54:28,088
And are you forgetting
that you were high?

1342
00:54:28,088 --> 00:54:29,760
How can I if you keep fixating

1343
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:31,091
- on that one point?
- Okay, you know what,

1344
00:54:31,091 --> 00:54:32,664
let me just stop you
right there.

1345
00:54:32,664 --> 00:54:34,468
Whatever you told Jody
last night

1346
00:54:34,468 --> 00:54:35,931
- has got her all fired up.
- I don't know what I said.

1347
00:54:35,931 --> 00:54:37,339
About what?

1348
00:54:37,339 --> 00:54:38,604
And now I have to build a truck

1349
00:54:38,604 --> 00:54:40,969
- for a 250-foot jump.
- Huh?

1350
00:54:40,969 --> 00:54:42,905
- In a day and a half!
- Sounds pretty cool, actually.

1351
00:54:42,905 --> 00:54:45,138
And on top of that,
the fight scene today,

1352
00:54:45,138 --> 00:54:47,844
Jody has decided that she wants
to do it all in one take.

1353
00:54:47,844 --> 00:54:50,110
A oner. -JODY: Dan, did you
tell him about the oner?

1354
00:54:50,110 --> 00:54:51,419
- Yes.
- So cool.

1355
00:54:51,419 --> 00:54:52,618
- Right?
- Yeah.

1356
00:54:52,618 --> 00:54:54,279
- So good. He's into it.
- Hi.

1357
00:54:54,279 --> 00:54:55,951
Hey. Yeah, can I talk to you
for a second? -Okay,

1358
00:54:55,951 --> 00:54:58,591
about this sequence today,
Ryder's a no-show. -Yeah.

1359
00:54:58,591 --> 00:54:59,988
Again, he's probably on
a bender or something.

1360
00:54:59,988 --> 00:55:01,088
Well, it's interesting
you say that,

1361
00:55:01,088 --> 00:55:02,826
- because that's...
- Yeah.

1362
00:55:02,826 --> 00:55:04,762
...that's what I want to talk
to you about. -Me, too.

1363
00:55:04,762 --> 00:55:06,599
Me, too. Because we don't even
need him. -He... (chuckles)

1364
00:55:06,599 --> 00:55:08,128
Well... -We don't need him.
I had an epiphany last night.

1365
00:55:08,128 --> 00:55:09,371
Let me just tell you.

1366
00:55:09,371 --> 00:55:10,966
- Last night?
- I was so excited.

1367
00:55:10,966 --> 00:55:13,375
Yeah. -After we spoke,
it all came to me.

1368
00:55:13,375 --> 00:55:15,201
Really? -Yeah,
the third act, this sequence,

1369
00:55:15,201 --> 00:55:17,137
- all of it. I've been s...
- After talking to me?

1370
00:55:17,137 --> 00:55:18,545
Yeah. You know, I was shocked

1371
00:55:18,545 --> 00:55:20,041
- when you showed up. Right?
- Yeah.

1372
00:55:20,041 --> 00:55:22,549
- But...
- Well, it was... shocking.

1373
00:55:22,549 --> 00:55:24,485
But I just started to wonder
if maybe

1374
00:55:24,485 --> 00:55:26,388
you showed up
just at the right time, and...

1375
00:55:26,388 --> 00:55:28,555
I've been going for this thing
in the action,

1376
00:55:28,555 --> 00:55:30,051
and I've never been able
to get it.

1377
00:55:30,051 --> 00:55:32,823
Like, this feeling
of the pursuit of love.

1378
00:55:32,823 --> 00:55:35,859
And how far would you go for
the one that you love and...

1379
00:55:35,859 --> 00:55:38,664
(choking chuckles) -You know?
And then... (chuckles)

1380
00:55:38,664 --> 00:55:40,732
Yeah. -You know, I realize
it's not very far with Ryder,

1381
00:55:40,732 --> 00:55:42,162
- 'cause he's a drip.
- Right.

1382
00:55:42,162 --> 00:55:43,801
- And he runs weird.
- Right.

1383
00:55:43,801 --> 00:55:45,506
- And he can't do action. But...
- Well, it's...

1384
00:55:45,506 --> 00:55:46,903
...you can.

1385
00:55:46,903 --> 00:55:48,201
- You can.
- (sighs)

1386
00:55:48,201 --> 00:55:49,741
I'm unlimited with you.

1387
00:55:49,741 --> 00:55:51,512
I can do everything
and everything with you,

1388
00:55:51,512 --> 00:55:53,074
and it just made my brain
just...

1389
00:55:53,074 --> 00:55:54,207
(mimics explosion)

1390
00:55:54,207 --> 00:55:55,879
So cool.

1391
00:55:55,879 --> 00:55:57,210
I don't need cuts.
I don't need gimmicks. -Really?

1392
00:55:57,210 --> 00:55:59,212
I don't need anything.
I just need you.

1393
00:55:59,212 --> 00:56:00,917
- (exhales)
- To finish this movie.

1394
00:56:00,917 --> 00:56:03,216
You know, maybe even make it
a great movie. -Wow.

1395
00:56:03,216 --> 00:56:04,558
You know?

1396
00:56:04,558 --> 00:56:06,758
- Wow. Okay.
- What do you think?

1397
00:56:06,758 --> 00:56:08,529
Do you want to work together?

1398
00:56:08,529 --> 00:56:11,026
Shoot the shit out of Sydney
Opera House in four hours?

1399
00:56:11,026 --> 00:56:12,731
- Three hours and 52 minutes.
- Three hours and 52 minutes?

1400
00:56:12,731 --> 00:56:14,062
Yeah.

1401
00:56:14,062 --> 00:56:15,503
What are we waiting for?

1402
00:56:15,503 --> 00:56:17,736
Okay, good.
(chuckles) Good! Okay!

1403
00:56:17,736 --> 00:56:19,540
Venti, Venti, come on.

1404
00:56:19,540 --> 00:56:21,443
I'm gonna get some dots
on your face, 'cause I need you

1405
00:56:21,443 --> 00:56:23,368
but not your face. -Oh, God.
Get-- Yeah, just get rid of it.

1406
00:56:23,368 --> 00:56:24,776
Yeah, I'm gonna stick Ryder's
head on you. -All of it. Just--

1407
00:56:24,776 --> 00:56:26,910
- Okay. Cool. Okay, okay.
- Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

1408
00:56:26,910 --> 00:56:29,550
Ready for a take?
Make it rain, please!

1409
00:56:29,550 --> 00:56:33,180
("I Believe in a Thing Called
Love" by The Darkness playing)

1410
00:56:33,180 --> 00:56:34,456
Let me get out,
for Christ's sake.

1411
00:56:34,456 --> 00:56:35,622
And... action!

1412
00:56:35,622 --> 00:56:37,283
(yelling)

1413
00:56:37,283 --> 00:56:38,757
(grunting)

1414
00:56:38,757 --> 00:56:40,055
♪ Can't explain
all the feelings ♪

1415
00:56:40,055 --> 00:56:42,464
♪ That you're making me feel ♪

1416
00:56:43,764 --> 00:56:45,896
- (yells)
- (grunts)

1417
00:56:45,896 --> 00:56:48,030
♪ My heart's in overdrive
and you're behind ♪

1418
00:56:48,030 --> 00:56:49,834
♪ The steering wheel ♪

1419
00:56:53,301 --> 00:56:56,973
♪ Touching you ♪

1420
00:56:56,973 --> 00:57:00,812
♪ Touching me ♪

1421
00:57:00,812 --> 00:57:02,077
♪ Touching you ♪

1422
00:57:02,077 --> 00:57:05,949
♪ God, you're touching me ♪

1423
00:57:07,854 --> 00:57:09,458
♪ I believe in a thing
called love ♪

1424
00:57:09,458 --> 00:57:11,493
♪ Just listen
to the rhythm of my heart ♪

1425
00:57:11,493 --> 00:57:13,385
♪ There's a chance
we could make it now ♪

1426
00:57:13,385 --> 00:57:15,321
♪ We'll be rocking
till the sun goes down ♪

1427
00:57:15,321 --> 00:57:18,731
♪ I believe in a thing
called love ♪

1428
00:57:18,731 --> 00:57:21,470
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

1429
00:57:22,429 --> 00:57:23,736
♪ Huh! ♪

1430
00:57:23,736 --> 00:57:25,837
♪ ♪

1431
00:57:27,434 --> 00:57:29,335
Go!

1432
00:57:31,042 --> 00:57:33,438
♪ I want to kiss you
every minute, every hour ♪

1433
00:57:33,438 --> 00:57:35,616
♪ Every day ♪

1434
00:57:38,555 --> 00:57:42,282
♪ You got me in a spin,
but everythin' is A-okay ♪

1435
00:57:46,387 --> 00:57:49,828
♪ Touching you ♪

1436
00:57:49,828 --> 00:57:53,535
♪ Touching me ♪

1437
00:57:53,535 --> 00:57:54,833
♪ Touching you ♪

1438
00:57:54,833 --> 00:57:58,903
♪ God, you're touching me ♪

1439
00:58:00,203 --> 00:58:02,335
(grunts) -♪ I believe
in a thing called love ♪

1440
00:58:02,335 --> 00:58:04,205
♪ Just listen
to the rhythm of my heart ♪

1441
00:58:04,205 --> 00:58:06,009
♪ There's a chance
we could make it now ♪

1442
00:58:06,009 --> 00:58:07,516
♪ We'll be rocking
till the sun goes down ♪

1443
00:58:07,516 --> 00:58:11,212
♪ I believe in a thing
called love ♪

1444
00:58:11,212 --> 00:58:14,919
♪ Oh...! ♪

1445
00:58:17,484 --> 00:58:19,957
- Oh.
- JODY: Thank you.

1446
00:58:19,957 --> 00:58:21,629
- How'd we do, boss?
- Yeah, it was good.

1447
00:58:21,629 --> 00:58:23,224
I mean, it was amazing.

1448
00:58:23,224 --> 00:58:24,698
It was so amazing,
we're gonna go do some karaoke,

1449
00:58:24,698 --> 00:58:25,798
- if you...
- Oh.

1450
00:58:25,798 --> 00:58:27,459
If you like karaoke,

1451
00:58:27,459 --> 00:58:29,329
you know, you could--
you could come.

1452
00:58:29,329 --> 00:58:30,836
Like, I'd--
I would like you to.

1453
00:58:30,836 --> 00:58:32,365
I'll be there.

1454
00:58:32,365 --> 00:58:34,169
Okay. (clicks tongue)

1455
00:58:35,205 --> 00:58:36,644
I don't know what that was.

1456
00:58:36,644 --> 00:58:38,041
That was just so awful and...
(chuckles)

1457
00:58:38,041 --> 00:58:39,977
- Really? Okay.
- Yeah, who's she?

1458
00:58:39,977 --> 00:58:41,341
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1459
00:58:41,341 --> 00:58:42,749
- Holster that.
- It's holstered.

1460
00:58:42,749 --> 00:58:44,619
It's done. Forget.
You-you never saw it.

1461
00:58:48,119 --> 00:58:50,526
NIGEL: Jody, do you like
Christina or Britney?

1462
00:58:53,025 --> 00:58:54,695
I saw that.

1463
00:58:54,695 --> 00:58:57,599
- You saw the finger guns?
- Oh, I saw the finger guns.

1464
00:58:57,599 --> 00:58:58,831
(exhales)

1465
00:58:58,831 --> 00:59:00,261
She started it.

1466
00:59:00,261 --> 00:59:02,263
GAIL:
Hi.

1467
00:59:02,263 --> 00:59:04,067
COLT: I didn't ha--
I didn't have breakfast.

1468
00:59:04,067 --> 00:59:05,706
MADDY:
Yeah, you did.

1469
00:59:05,706 --> 00:59:07,400
I disagree. -I gave you
a brekky wrap this morning.

1470
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:09,237
Technically,
this is all meal penalty,

1471
00:59:09,237 --> 00:59:11,173
- if you want the... -GAIL: Oh.
- It's fine. Just-just sign.

1472
00:59:11,173 --> 00:59:12,845
Thanks. -I'm just saying,
not everyone's gonna be as cool

1473
00:59:12,845 --> 00:59:14,440
- about it as I am. You know?
- No, I get it.

1474
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:16,211
What is this?

1475
00:59:16,211 --> 00:59:20,446
I've got you on a 5:55 flight
out of here. Okay?

1476
00:59:20,446 --> 00:59:21,953
- I have a car waiting for you.
- Now?

1477
00:59:21,953 --> 00:59:24,758
Engine's on. Yeah. Colt...

1478
00:59:24,758 --> 00:59:27,519
there is some serious shit
going down, okay?

1479
00:59:27,519 --> 00:59:30,291
I just told Jody I was gonna
meet her for karaoke.

1480
00:59:30,291 --> 00:59:32,062
And I'm actually embarrassed
that I got you here

1481
00:59:32,062 --> 00:59:34,064
- and got you all tangled up.
- (sighs)

1482
00:59:34,064 --> 00:59:36,099
I just want to get you out
of here before it escalates.

1483
00:59:36,099 --> 00:59:37,606
Get your stuff together.
We're going.

1484
00:59:37,606 --> 00:59:39,531
You're gonna miss the flight.
Thank you.

1485
00:59:39,531 --> 00:59:41,038
- Sorry.
- ALMA: Okay, but I'm late,

1486
00:59:41,038 --> 00:59:42,644
and I got to get Ryder's dogs
to daycare.

1487
00:59:42,644 --> 00:59:44,569
Fluffy needs her oatmeal bath.
She gets hives.

1488
00:59:44,569 --> 00:59:46,879
BIRDIE: Hey, should I be
looking for another job, Alma?

1489
00:59:46,879 --> 00:59:48,881
You're Ryder's assistant.
You must know.

1490
00:59:48,881 --> 00:59:51,983
All I can tell you is that
if Ryder is a no-show tomorrow,

1491
00:59:51,983 --> 00:59:53,820
the studio will shut us down.

1492
00:59:53,820 --> 00:59:55,822
Ugh. Poor Jody.

1493
00:59:55,822 --> 00:59:57,791
Say hello to directors' jail.

1494
00:59:57,791 --> 00:59:59,826
♪ If you want to be with me... ♪

1495
00:59:59,826 --> 01:00:03,995
- Am I crazy or is Nigel hot?
- Whoo! Hmm?

1496
01:00:03,995 --> 01:00:05,799
- ♪ I'm a genie in a bottle ♪
- JODY: He's-he's...

1497
01:00:05,799 --> 01:00:07,592
He-- Wow, he's got
some great qualities.

1498
01:00:07,592 --> 01:00:10,166
He really does. Yeah, you
should go for it, Venti. -Yeah?

1499
01:00:10,166 --> 01:00:11,464
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1500
01:00:11,464 --> 01:00:13,609
♪ ♪

1501
01:00:29,352 --> 01:00:31,121
- (barking, growling)
- COLT: Jean-Claude.

1502
01:00:39,703 --> 01:00:41,032
Sorry, his commands
are in French...

1503
01:00:41,032 --> 01:00:42,429
French. I know.

1504
01:00:42,429 --> 01:00:43,870
I worked with him on a movie,
you know.

1505
01:00:43,870 --> 01:00:45,333
Can't believe he kept him.

1506
01:00:45,333 --> 01:00:46,873
Well, it's more for
a party trick, really.

1507
01:00:46,873 --> 01:00:48,435
This one's got a command
where he'll bite people

1508
01:00:48,435 --> 01:00:49,942
- in the balls.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. We-we know.

1509
01:00:49,942 --> 01:00:51,339
- (stammers) No, no, don't.
<i>- Attaque...</i>

1510
01:00:51,339 --> 01:00:53,473
- Alma, right? I'm Colt...
- Colt Seavers.

1511
01:00:53,473 --> 01:00:55,013
I know who you are.

1512
01:00:55,013 --> 01:00:57,180
NIGEL:
♪ If you want to be with me ♪

1513
01:00:57,180 --> 01:00:59,853
♪ I can make your wish
come true ♪

1514
01:00:59,853 --> 01:01:03,318
♪ You got to make
a big impression ♪

1515
01:01:03,318 --> 01:01:04,990
♪ You got to like what you do ♪

1516
01:01:04,990 --> 01:01:06,794
♪ I'm a genie in a bottle... ♪

1517
01:01:06,794 --> 01:01:09,555
So, the last time I saw Tom,
everything was pretty normal.

1518
01:01:09,555 --> 01:01:12,228
<i>He and Henry were
in some kind of drug-induced,</i>

1519
01:01:12,228 --> 01:01:14,296
<i>shirtless shit-show
grappling match.</i>

1520
01:01:14,296 --> 01:01:17,002
But then Gail called me early
the next morning in a panic.

1521
01:01:17,002 --> 01:01:18,399
Drop whatever you're doing.

1522
01:01:18,399 --> 01:01:19,972
Tom has lost his phone again.

1523
01:01:19,972 --> 01:01:22,238
So I found the phone,
the one that Dressler,

1524
01:01:22,238 --> 01:01:25,043
Ryder's creepy security goon,
just called me about.

1525
01:01:25,043 --> 01:01:26,847
<i>Metalstorm</i> crew,
we have a call time

1526
01:01:26,847 --> 01:01:28,178
of 6:00 a.m. tomorrow. Don't
be late. -All right, mate.

1527
01:01:28,178 --> 01:01:30,477
- All right, thanks, mate!
- (booing)

1528
01:01:30,477 --> 01:01:32,820
Hey. Two shots of tequila,
please. -Ooh, Gail.

1529
01:01:32,820 --> 01:01:34,756
- Hey.
- Wow.

1530
01:01:34,756 --> 01:01:36,582
I didn't think you liked
coming to these things.

1531
01:01:36,582 --> 01:01:38,925
What are you talking about?
I love listening to people

1532
01:01:38,925 --> 01:01:41,323
murder my favorite songs.
Thank you. -(chuckles)

1533
01:01:41,323 --> 01:01:42,731
- (slurps) Mmm.
- MC: "Gin and Juice."

1534
01:01:42,731 --> 01:01:44,260
COLT:
I got to get to karaoke.

1535
01:01:44,260 --> 01:01:46,328
- Hey!
- (dogs barking)

1536
01:01:46,328 --> 01:01:47,395
ALMA:
Thanks, Amy.

1537
01:01:47,395 --> 01:01:48,693
Au revoir, Jean-Claude.

1538
01:01:48,693 --> 01:01:49,936
You got to get rid
of that thing.

1539
01:01:49,936 --> 01:01:51,399
Why don't you just give it
to Gail?

1540
01:01:51,399 --> 01:01:53,401
Whatever's on this phone
is a goddamn bazooka

1541
01:01:53,401 --> 01:01:55,172
that'll blow
a movie star-sized hole

1542
01:01:55,172 --> 01:01:56,877
through somebody's career.

1543
01:01:56,877 --> 01:01:59,374
I'm happy to get this
into the hands of a good guy.

1544
01:01:59,374 --> 01:02:01,541
- Okay...
- For the right price.

1545
01:02:01,541 --> 01:02:03,279
What do you want for it?

1546
01:02:03,279 --> 01:02:04,786
A producer credit.

1547
01:02:04,786 --> 01:02:06,216
On <i>Metalstorm?</i>

1548
01:02:06,216 --> 01:02:07,283
Look, I need
career protection, okay?

1549
01:02:07,283 --> 01:02:08,383
I'm burning myself with this.

1550
01:02:08,383 --> 01:02:09,791
I'm a stunt guy.

1551
01:02:09,791 --> 01:02:11,793
What am I supposed to do
about it?

1552
01:02:11,793 --> 01:02:13,421
You're a stunt guy
who used to date the director

1553
01:02:13,421 --> 01:02:15,423
and seems to be getting close
to rekindling

1554
01:02:15,423 --> 01:02:18,360
some sort of short but
legendary torrid love affair.

1555
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:19,801
Do you think
we're close to rekindling?

1556
01:02:19,801 --> 01:02:20,934
I mean, it feels like it
to me...

1557
01:02:20,934 --> 01:02:23,266
(scoffs) Is it a deal or not?

1558
01:02:23,266 --> 01:02:25,906
It can help you find Ryder.

1559
01:02:25,906 --> 01:02:27,204
- I'll do what I can.
- (scoffs)

1560
01:02:27,204 --> 01:02:28,634
I don't have the passcode.

1561
01:02:28,634 --> 01:02:30,372
Just figure it out,
okay, stuntman?

1562
01:02:30,372 --> 01:02:31,637
Just find Ryder.

1563
01:02:31,637 --> 01:02:33,111
I'm gonna need you
to sign an NDA.

1564
01:02:33,111 --> 01:02:34,607
As you know,
nothing in this industry...

1565
01:02:34,607 --> 01:02:36,279
I don't have time for an NDA.
I got to--

1566
01:02:36,279 --> 01:02:37,379
- I'm late for karaoke.
- (groans) -(stun guns crackle)

1567
01:02:37,379 --> 01:02:38,919
- (groans)
- (dogs barking)

1568
01:02:40,582 --> 01:02:42,417
- (truck doors closing)
- (tires squealing)

1569
01:02:42,417 --> 01:02:44,287
(horn blares)

1570
01:02:44,287 --> 01:02:46,894
♪ ♪

1571
01:02:46,894 --> 01:02:48,588
Jean-Claude!

1572
01:02:48,588 --> 01:02:50,260
(barking)

1573
01:02:51,494 --> 01:02:53,527
Ryder's phone. Where is it?

1574
01:02:59,634 --> 01:03:00,666
(engine starts)

1575
01:03:00,666 --> 01:03:02,844
What am I doing?
What am I doing?

1576
01:03:02,844 --> 01:03:04,340
(tires squealing)

1577
01:03:04,340 --> 01:03:07,178
- You sad that he left town?
- Who?

1578
01:03:07,178 --> 01:03:08,916
- Colt.
- No, he didn't.

1579
01:03:08,916 --> 01:03:11,017
He's coming here. He's swinging
by to sing some karaoke.

1580
01:03:11,017 --> 01:03:12,579
Jody. No.

1581
01:03:12,579 --> 01:03:14,823
I... I gave him the tickets.

1582
01:03:17,322 --> 01:03:19,652
- (barking)
- I see it! I see it!

1583
01:03:22,063 --> 01:03:24,162
- (whimpering)
- Engage your core.

1584
01:03:28,729 --> 01:03:29,904
(tires squealing)

1585
01:03:34,669 --> 01:03:35,811
(barks)

1586
01:03:37,375 --> 01:03:39,540
(tires squealing)

1587
01:03:39,540 --> 01:03:41,773
I need him to finish the movie.

1588
01:03:41,773 --> 01:03:44,545
Why would-- why wouldn't you
talk to me about it?

1589
01:03:44,545 --> 01:03:46,646
(tires squealing)

1590
01:03:50,850 --> 01:03:52,256
Give me that.

1591
01:03:53,930 --> 01:03:55,292
- (barks)
- Fine.

1592
01:03:55,292 --> 01:03:56,359
Call me chicken.

1593
01:03:56,359 --> 01:03:57,789
- (barking)
- Huh?

1594
01:03:57,789 --> 01:03:59,527
All right. Okay, tough guy.

1595
01:04:01,938 --> 01:04:04,433
(horn blaring)

1596
01:04:08,736 --> 01:04:10,406
- (grunts)
- (barks)

1597
01:04:10,406 --> 01:04:12,375
Okay, Jean-Claude.

1598
01:04:12,375 --> 01:04:14,377
I'll buy you a drink
when this is over.

1599
01:04:14,377 --> 01:04:16,676
<i>- Attaque!</i>
- (barking)

1600
01:04:17,844 --> 01:04:19,712
Get away! Help! Help!

1601
01:04:19,712 --> 01:04:22,220
You've been so distracted.
You should have spoken to me.

1602
01:04:22,220 --> 01:04:23,650
This crossed wires-- Excuse me.

1603
01:04:23,650 --> 01:04:25,190
Can I get another, please?
Thank you.

1604
01:04:25,190 --> 01:04:27,225
(Rondell shouting frantically)

1605
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:29,854
God!

1606
01:04:29,854 --> 01:04:32,197
- (screams) Get me out!
- (passing horn honks)

1607
01:04:33,464 --> 01:04:34,760
(button beeps)

1608
01:04:39,371 --> 01:04:42,867
RONDELL: Stay back! Stay back!
Stay back! Stay back!

1609
01:04:42,867 --> 01:04:44,979
(grunting)

1610
01:04:49,953 --> 01:04:52,712
I thought you wanted me
to get rid of him.

1611
01:04:53,990 --> 01:04:55,319
And he just left?

1612
01:04:57,587 --> 01:04:59,455
Gonna need a hand out here.

1613
01:04:59,455 --> 01:05:00,929
(grunting)

1614
01:05:00,929 --> 01:05:02,557
Who are you working for?!
Where's Ryder?!

1615
01:05:02,557 --> 01:05:03,855
- I don't know! I don't know!
- Tell me where he is!

1616
01:05:03,855 --> 01:05:05,560
- (sharp thud)
- Oh.

1617
01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:06,825
- (tires squealing)
- (horns blaring)

1618
01:05:09,170 --> 01:05:10,763
(grunting)

1619
01:05:12,338 --> 01:05:14,140
- (groans)
- Where's the phone, stuntman?

1620
01:05:14,140 --> 01:05:16,274
I need that video!

1621
01:05:16,274 --> 01:05:18,045
Wow, he didn't tell you.

1622
01:05:18,045 --> 01:05:19,442
Jean-Claude!

1623
01:05:19,442 --> 01:05:20,806
- (growling)
- (pained screaming)

1624
01:05:23,943 --> 01:05:25,987
Can I get another one, please?

1625
01:05:29,124 --> 01:05:30,387
- GAIL: I...
- Thank you.

1626
01:05:30,387 --> 01:05:31,586
I really thought
I was doing my job.

1627
01:05:31,586 --> 01:05:33,489
It's fine. It's fine.

1628
01:05:33,489 --> 01:05:35,887
- But you know what?
- He can do whatever he wants.

1629
01:05:35,887 --> 01:05:38,461
He's an adult human male,
and he should do as he pleases.

1630
01:05:38,461 --> 01:05:40,067
- He should just...
- Right. Yeah, he is.

1631
01:05:40,067 --> 01:05:41,464
(mouth full): ...you know,
go his own way, you know?

1632
01:05:41,464 --> 01:05:43,235
But that means
y-you can focus up now.

1633
01:05:43,235 --> 01:05:44,896
- Yeah.
- You know, you have a massive--

1634
01:05:44,896 --> 01:05:46,667
Do you know you have
a big, fat hit on your hands?

1635
01:05:46,667 --> 01:05:48,471
I know. Yeah.

1636
01:05:48,471 --> 01:05:50,275
- It's <i>High Noon</i> at...
<i>- High Noon.</i>

1637
01:05:50,275 --> 01:05:51,936
- ...the edge of the universe.
- Edge of the universe.

1638
01:05:51,936 --> 01:05:54,246
Yes. Hear it yourself.

1639
01:05:54,246 --> 01:05:55,775
Forget about him. Just...

1640
01:05:55,775 --> 01:05:57,513
MC: All right, uh, next up,
uh, we got a Jody.

1641
01:05:57,513 --> 01:05:59,988
- Is there a Jody in the house?
- Wow. God. -GAIL: Yes!

1642
01:05:59,988 --> 01:06:01,451
- Right here, right here!
- Ah. There she is.

1643
01:06:01,451 --> 01:06:03,123
Big round of applause for Jody!

1644
01:06:03,123 --> 01:06:04,751
(crowd cheering)

1645
01:06:04,751 --> 01:06:06,951
I actually want
to change my song.

1646
01:06:06,951 --> 01:06:09,096
- Oh, uh, okay.
- Yeah. Yeah.

1647
01:06:09,096 --> 01:06:10,658
- That one.
- Oh.

1648
01:06:10,658 --> 01:06:12,792
♪ ♪

1649
01:06:18,833 --> 01:06:20,140
(passing horn blares)

1650
01:06:21,209 --> 01:06:23,836
("Against All Odds"
by Phil Collins playing)

1651
01:06:28,348 --> 01:06:31,547
(singing along): ♪ How can I
just let you walk away ♪

1652
01:06:31,547 --> 01:06:34,847
♪ Just let you leave
without a trace ♪

1653
01:06:36,092 --> 01:06:39,390
♪ When I stand here taking
every breath with you? ♪

1654
01:06:39,390 --> 01:06:40,853
- (passing horn honks)
- (grunts)

1655
01:06:42,021 --> 01:06:43,988
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
- (grunting)

1656
01:06:43,988 --> 01:06:46,133
♪ You're the only one ♪

1657
01:06:46,133 --> 01:06:49,631
- ♪ Who really knew me at all ♪
- (groaning)

1658
01:06:49,631 --> 01:06:51,138
(passing horn honks)

1659
01:06:51,138 --> 01:06:54,405
♪ How can you just
walk away from me ♪

1660
01:06:54,405 --> 01:06:57,639
♪ When all I can do
is watch you leave? ♪

1661
01:06:57,639 --> 01:06:58,904
- (barking)
- Jean-Claude.

1662
01:07:00,347 --> 01:07:02,842
♪ 'Cause we've shared
the laughter and the pain ♪

1663
01:07:02,842 --> 01:07:04,349
- (tires squealing)
- (grunting)

1664
01:07:04,349 --> 01:07:06,846
♪ And even shared the tears ♪

1665
01:07:06,846 --> 01:07:09,387
♪ You're the only one ♪

1666
01:07:09,387 --> 01:07:12,027
♪ Who really knew me at all ♪

1667
01:07:14,053 --> 01:07:18,561
♪ So take a look at me now ♪

1668
01:07:18,561 --> 01:07:21,432
♪ Well, there's just
an empty space ♪

1669
01:07:21,432 --> 01:07:23,170
I love this song.

1670
01:07:23,170 --> 01:07:26,866
♪ And there's nothing left here
to remind me ♪

1671
01:07:26,866 --> 01:07:30,276
♪ Just the memory of your face ♪

1672
01:07:30,276 --> 01:07:33,807
- (horn blares)
- ♪ Ooh, take a look at me now ♪

1673
01:07:35,283 --> 01:07:38,119
♪ Well, there's just
an empty space ♪

1674
01:07:39,419 --> 01:07:41,452
♪ And you coming back to me ♪

1675
01:07:41,452 --> 01:07:43,916
♪ Is against the odds ♪

1676
01:07:43,916 --> 01:07:47,656
♪ And that's what
I've got to face ♪

1677
01:07:56,337 --> 01:08:01,065
♪ I wish I could just
make you turn around ♪

1678
01:08:01,065 --> 01:08:03,408
♪ Turn around and see me cry ♪

1679
01:08:04,741 --> 01:08:09,073
♪ There's so much
I need to say to you ♪

1680
01:08:09,073 --> 01:08:12,252
♪ So many reasons why ♪

1681
01:08:12,252 --> 01:08:13,385
(both yelling)

1682
01:08:13,385 --> 01:08:15,420
♪ You're the only one ♪

1683
01:08:15,420 --> 01:08:18,324
♪ Who really knew me at all ♪

1684
01:08:18,324 --> 01:08:19,985
Come on, everyone. Everybody.

1685
01:08:19,985 --> 01:08:23,164
♪ So take a look at me now ♪

1686
01:08:25,333 --> 01:08:28,565
♪ Well, there's just
an empty space ♪

1687
01:08:28,565 --> 01:08:33,339
♪ And there's nothing left here
to remind me... ♪

1688
01:08:33,339 --> 01:08:36,067
- (horn honking)
- Get off, bitch!

1689
01:08:36,067 --> 01:08:39,807
♪ Now, take a look
at me now... ♪

1690
01:08:41,646 --> 01:08:44,009
(horn blares)

1691
01:08:44,009 --> 01:08:45,582
(whimpers)

1692
01:08:45,582 --> 01:08:47,419
♪ But to wait for you... ♪

1693
01:08:47,419 --> 01:08:48,783
- Brake!
- I can't!

1694
01:08:48,783 --> 01:08:50,356
There's something stuck!
(grunts)

1695
01:08:50,356 --> 01:08:51,687
Jean-Claude,
what are you doing?!

1696
01:08:51,687 --> 01:08:52,688
What are you just
sitting there for?!

1697
01:08:53,790 --> 01:08:55,526
♪ Take a good look
at me now... ♪

1698
01:08:55,526 --> 01:08:57,022
- (tires squealing)
- (song stops)

1699
01:09:00,863 --> 01:09:02,137
(groans)

1700
01:09:06,132 --> 01:09:07,802
- (barks)
- COLT: Oh.

1701
01:09:07,802 --> 01:09:09,903
- ALMA: You okay?
- (song resumes)

1702
01:09:12,072 --> 01:09:13,148
You?

1703
01:09:16,582 --> 01:09:20,782
♪ But to wait for you
is all I can do ♪

1704
01:09:20,782 --> 01:09:23,719
♪ And that's
what I've got to face ♪

1705
01:09:23,719 --> 01:09:27,019
(crowd singing along):
♪ Take a good look at me now ♪

1706
01:09:28,396 --> 01:09:31,496
♪ 'Cause I'll still be
standing here ♪

1707
01:09:32,664 --> 01:09:35,995
♪ And you coming back to me
is against all odds ♪

1708
01:09:35,995 --> 01:09:37,535
(Jean-Claude barking)

1709
01:09:37,535 --> 01:09:41,176
♪ It's the chance
I've got to take. ♪

1710
01:09:46,249 --> 01:09:47,908
("I Hate Myself for Loving You"
playing)

1711
01:09:47,908 --> 01:09:49,316
- ♪ Midnight, getting uptight ♪
- Colt?

1712
01:09:49,316 --> 01:09:51,076
♪ And where are you? ♪

1713
01:09:52,112 --> 01:09:53,386
Where's Jody?

1714
01:09:53,386 --> 01:09:55,883
She left. Where were you?

1715
01:09:55,883 --> 01:09:57,918
At a rave? In a sewer?

1716
01:09:57,918 --> 01:10:01,053
- What's with the dog?
- It's a long story.

1717
01:10:01,053 --> 01:10:02,659
(clicks tongue, sighs)

1718
01:10:02,659 --> 01:10:04,826
Give me a sunset on ice
and a water back.

1719
01:10:04,826 --> 01:10:06,091
BARTENDER:
Coming right up.

1720
01:10:06,091 --> 01:10:08,434
VENTI:
♪ Things that you do ♪

1721
01:10:08,434 --> 01:10:10,502
♪ I want to walk,
but I run back to you... ♪

1722
01:10:10,502 --> 01:10:11,602
DAN:
What's this?

1723
01:10:12,737 --> 01:10:14,275
It's Ryder's phone.

1724
01:10:14,275 --> 01:10:16,101
- Why do you have Ryder's phone?
- All I know is

1725
01:10:16,101 --> 01:10:17,872
some really bad guys
are trying to get it.

1726
01:10:17,872 --> 01:10:19,511
Are you serious? What?

1727
01:10:19,511 --> 01:10:21,546
I just got to figure out
what's on there.

1728
01:10:22,747 --> 01:10:24,912
Then find Ryder and get him
to finish Jody's movie.

1729
01:10:24,912 --> 01:10:27,046
Okay. Well, shit, yeah.

1730
01:10:27,046 --> 01:10:28,784
Venti, she's like a tech genius
at this stuff.

1731
01:10:28,784 --> 01:10:30,522
- (crowd cheering)
- Thank you!

1732
01:10:30,522 --> 01:10:31,721
DAN:
Hey, Venti!

1733
01:10:31,721 --> 01:10:33,525
- Ventilicious.
- Hey.

1734
01:10:33,525 --> 01:10:35,428
What's poppin' on, boys?

1735
01:10:35,428 --> 01:10:38,728
- Yeah, Ventinator.
- (grunting playfully)

1736
01:10:38,728 --> 01:10:40,829
COLT: You know how
to get into this thing?

1737
01:10:42,129 --> 01:10:44,602
Oh, I've seen
some of these guys.

1738
01:10:44,602 --> 01:10:46,703
This thing is a vault.

1739
01:10:46,703 --> 01:10:48,606
It'll take me like two or
three days to crack this thing.

1740
01:10:48,606 --> 01:10:50,410
Yeah, but you're like
a tech genius, you know?

1741
01:10:50,410 --> 01:10:52,104
What if you don't have
three days?

1742
01:10:52,104 --> 01:10:53,479
VENTI: You need the password.
I'm telling you that.

1743
01:10:53,479 --> 01:10:55,646
- You're next.
- (gasps, squeals)

1744
01:10:55,646 --> 01:10:57,351
Nigel. Nigel!

1745
01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:01,487
Knowing Ryder, it's...

1746
01:11:01,487 --> 01:11:03,984
written on a Post-it note
in his apartment somewhere.

1747
01:11:03,984 --> 01:11:05,821
Okay.

1748
01:11:05,821 --> 01:11:08,087
MC:
Okay, next up, we've got Dan.

1749
01:11:08,087 --> 01:11:10,056
Come on, buddy. Come on, Dan.

1750
01:11:10,056 --> 01:11:11,629
Don't be shy, mate.

1751
01:11:11,629 --> 01:11:13,730
Come on, buddy. Let's go.

1752
01:11:13,730 --> 01:11:15,028
You owe me!

1753
01:11:20,101 --> 01:11:22,101
(exhales sharply) It's got
to be around here somewhere.

1754
01:11:22,101 --> 01:11:23,872
Mm-hmm. -Let's just split up.
Jean-Claude...

1755
01:11:27,350 --> 01:11:28,448
(squawks)

1756
01:11:28,448 --> 01:11:30,549
♪ ♪

1757
01:11:42,123 --> 01:11:43,727
COCKATOO:
Hello.

1758
01:11:54,476 --> 01:11:55,904
Oh.

1759
01:11:57,039 --> 01:12:00,205
You know what? I deserve this.

1760
01:12:02,583 --> 01:12:03,846
Idiot.

1761
01:12:06,345 --> 01:12:07,850
Colt?

1762
01:12:07,850 --> 01:12:10,490
Colt! I got it! Colt!

1763
01:12:10,490 --> 01:12:11,821
COLT:
To finishing the movie.

1764
01:12:11,821 --> 01:12:13,526
I think I got it.

1765
01:12:14,694 --> 01:12:16,122
(sucks teeth) All right.

1766
01:12:16,122 --> 01:12:17,959
That guy mentioned a video.

1767
01:12:17,959 --> 01:12:20,797
Oh, baby, I'm here at work,

1768
01:12:20,797 --> 01:12:23,228
but I got a little something
for you, a little surprise.

1769
01:12:23,228 --> 01:12:25,065
(whispers):
It's just above my ass. Eh?

1770
01:12:25,065 --> 01:12:26,968
COLT:
Oh, my God. Cover your eyes.

1771
01:12:26,968 --> 01:12:29,234
I think I've seen Tom's ass
more than my own. -(whimpers)

1772
01:12:29,234 --> 01:12:30,510
Okay.

1773
01:12:30,510 --> 01:12:33,139
Now is the winter
of our discontent

1774
01:12:33,139 --> 01:12:35,647
Made glorious summer
by this sun of York...

1775
01:12:35,647 --> 01:12:36,978
DAN:
He's such a dick.

1776
01:12:36,978 --> 01:12:38,881
But, God, he's good.

1777
01:12:38,881 --> 01:12:40,421
Yeah.

1778
01:12:41,380 --> 01:12:42,720
COLT:
What about this?

1779
01:12:42,720 --> 01:12:45,184
- (crowd cheering)
- (rap music playing)

1780
01:12:45,184 --> 01:12:47,725
Oh, here's that party his
assistant was talking about.

1781
01:12:48,794 --> 01:12:50,530
DAN:
Iggy.

1782
01:12:50,530 --> 01:12:52,598
That's Henry.
That's Ryder's stunt double.

1783
01:12:54,899 --> 01:12:56,965
He looks a lot like the guy
I saw at the hotel.

1784
01:12:59,035 --> 01:13:02,234
DAN: When you were high?
And you were seeing unicorns?

1785
01:13:02,234 --> 01:13:04,610
And a dead guy on ice.

1786
01:13:04,610 --> 01:13:06,678
(shouts)

1787
01:13:06,678 --> 01:13:09,714
- (crowd cheering)
- (yells excitedly)

1788
01:13:09,714 --> 01:13:12,046
RYDER:
Hell yeah! Come on!

1789
01:13:12,046 --> 01:13:14,015
What?! What?!

1790
01:13:14,015 --> 01:13:16,050
Do I do my own stunts?

1791
01:13:16,050 --> 01:13:17,381
I think I do.

1792
01:13:17,381 --> 01:13:19,526
I think I freakin' do.

1793
01:13:19,526 --> 01:13:20,956
Yeah, baby.

1794
01:13:20,956 --> 01:13:23,057
(cheering quiets)

1795
01:13:26,799 --> 01:13:28,931
(scattered whooping, murmuring)

1796
01:13:30,099 --> 01:13:31,439
RYDER: Uh, gimme, gimme,
gimme, gimme...

1797
01:13:31,439 --> 01:13:32,506
Gimme the phone.
Gimme the phone.

1798
01:13:35,676 --> 01:13:37,940
- Oh, shit.
- Did they just kill Henry?

1799
01:13:37,940 --> 01:13:40,074
♪ ♪

1800
01:13:47,655 --> 01:13:49,919
They just killed Henry.

1801
01:13:49,919 --> 01:13:51,921
- (phone vibrating)
- Oh, it's Venti.

1802
01:13:52,957 --> 01:13:54,385
- Hey, uh... Hello?
- VENTI: Dan.

1803
01:13:54,385 --> 01:13:56,497
Turn on the news right now.

1804
01:13:57,599 --> 01:13:59,896
I can't believe this!

1805
01:13:59,896 --> 01:14:02,800
The dead body discovered this
morning at the Pendleton Hotel

1806
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:05,429
has been identified
as Henry Herrera,

1807
01:14:05,429 --> 01:14:08,740
an American stuntman known for
doubling superstar Tom Ryder.

1808
01:14:08,740 --> 01:14:11,644
Authorities are investigating
his death as a murder.

1809
01:14:11,644 --> 01:14:13,745
Their prime suspect
is another stuntman,

1810
01:14:13,745 --> 01:14:15,978
Colt Seavers, who was
last seen in the hotel room

1811
01:14:15,978 --> 01:14:18,816
where Herrera's body
was discovered.

1812
01:14:18,816 --> 01:14:21,522
Police have released
this security footage

1813
01:14:21,522 --> 01:14:24,349
showing Seavers leaving
the scene of the crime.

1814
01:14:24,349 --> 01:14:26,824
If you have any information,
please do us a favor,

1815
01:14:26,824 --> 01:14:29,695
reach out to Crime Stoppers
by the number on your screen.

1816
01:14:29,695 --> 01:14:32,467
And we'll have more on that
later. In the meantime...

1817
01:14:36,297 --> 01:14:38,099
I got to call Jody.

1818
01:14:38,099 --> 01:14:40,299
RYDER (over speakers):
It's high noon

1819
01:14:40,299 --> 01:14:42,807
at the edge of
the universe, folks.

1820
01:14:42,807 --> 01:14:43,973
(sniffs)

1821
01:14:43,973 --> 01:14:45,139
JODY:
Which one was that?

1822
01:14:45,139 --> 01:14:46,514
EDITOR:
That was take four.

1823
01:14:46,514 --> 01:14:48,043
RYDER (over speakers):
Goddamn it, Jody.

1824
01:14:48,043 --> 01:14:49,715
I mean, it looks like
frickin' Burning Man.

1825
01:14:49,715 --> 01:14:52,520
My balls are drenched.
I need a towel.

1826
01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:54,247
(laughs)

1827
01:14:55,349 --> 01:14:58,317
This dude always forgets
that he's mic'd.

1828
01:14:58,317 --> 01:15:00,385
- I know.
- He says the craziest shit.

1829
01:15:00,385 --> 01:15:02,695
JODY:
Craziest shit. I know, I know.

1830
01:15:02,695 --> 01:15:04,730
What, is it on airplane mode?

1831
01:15:04,730 --> 01:15:06,831
DAN:
If this was <i>The Fugitive</i>

1832
01:15:06,831 --> 01:15:10,329
and you were Harrison Ford...

1833
01:15:10,329 --> 01:15:12,903
the bad guys would be
closing in.

1834
01:15:12,903 --> 01:15:14,806
- (clanking)
- (cockatoo squawks)

1835
01:15:14,806 --> 01:15:16,137
BOTH:
I call tomahawk.

1836
01:15:16,137 --> 01:15:17,677
- Damn it.
- You stay alive.

1837
01:15:17,677 --> 01:15:19,173
Stay alive.

1838
01:15:19,173 --> 01:15:21,043
No matter how long it takes.

1839
01:15:21,043 --> 01:15:23,683
No matter how far, I will

1840
01:15:23,683 --> 01:15:26,015
find you!

1841
01:15:26,015 --> 01:15:28,149
<i>- Last of the Mohicans.</i>
- Ah,

1842
01:15:28,149 --> 01:15:29,722
boy! Stunts!

1843
01:15:29,722 --> 01:15:32,417
(groans) Damn it.

1844
01:15:43,969 --> 01:15:46,464
Shit, is this rubber? Oh, God.

1845
01:15:48,369 --> 01:15:49,577
(exhales)

1846
01:15:52,142 --> 01:15:53,471
(grunts softly)

1847
01:15:59,787 --> 01:16:01,413
(gunfire)

1848
01:16:01,413 --> 01:16:03,624
- Daniel Day-Lewis!
- (grunts)

1849
01:16:03,624 --> 01:16:05,153
(grunting)

1850
01:16:08,928 --> 01:16:10,323
(grunts)

1851
01:16:11,326 --> 01:16:13,227
(squawking)

1852
01:16:15,638 --> 01:16:16,967
(grunts)

1853
01:16:16,967 --> 01:16:18,738
- (growls)
- (yells)

1854
01:16:18,738 --> 01:16:20,707
Jason Bourne!

1855
01:16:20,707 --> 01:16:22,038
(both grunting)

1856
01:16:22,038 --> 01:16:24,568
(grunting)

1857
01:16:24,568 --> 01:16:26,240
(screams)

1858
01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:28,572
(grunts, groans)

1859
01:16:28,572 --> 01:16:29,848
(gun cocks)

1860
01:16:32,182 --> 01:16:34,314
(gun cocks, fires)

1861
01:16:34,314 --> 01:16:36,316
(both grunting)

1862
01:16:36,316 --> 01:16:37,988
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson!

1863
01:16:39,321 --> 01:16:41,354
- (gunshot)
- Give me the phone!

1864
01:16:46,592 --> 01:16:48,097
Where's the phone, stuntman?

1865
01:16:48,097 --> 01:16:49,967
We got to get this phone
to the cops.

1866
01:16:49,967 --> 01:16:51,672
- DAN: Okay.
- COLT: It's the only thing--

1867
01:16:59,979 --> 01:17:01,979
(grunts)

1868
01:17:06,447 --> 01:17:08,117
(grunts)

1869
01:17:08,117 --> 01:17:09,987
(straining)

1870
01:17:12,057 --> 01:17:14,387
(both grunting)

1871
01:17:19,460 --> 01:17:20,833
COLT:
Hey, man bun!

1872
01:17:20,833 --> 01:17:22,934
Where's the phone, stuntman?

1873
01:17:22,934 --> 01:17:26,300
Jean-Claude, <i>attaque!</i>

1874
01:17:26,300 --> 01:17:27,708
(growling)

1875
01:17:27,708 --> 01:17:29,204
(screaming)

1876
01:17:32,407 --> 01:17:34,847
- (gun cocks)
- (groaning)

1877
01:17:36,543 --> 01:17:37,817
I'm gonna take that.

1878
01:17:37,817 --> 01:17:39,346
Be careful of that, big fella.

1879
01:17:39,346 --> 01:17:40,985
Shut up!

1880
01:17:42,219 --> 01:17:43,955
I'm gonna go out the front
and make sure no one's there.

1881
01:17:43,955 --> 01:17:45,220
- Okay.
- All right.

1882
01:17:45,220 --> 01:17:46,287
Hey, take Jean-Claude,
would you?

1883
01:17:46,287 --> 01:17:48,520
- Okay. <i>Allons-y!</i>
- (barks)

1884
01:17:50,590 --> 01:17:53,492
Just you and me, stuntman.

1885
01:17:53,492 --> 01:17:55,197
Shit.

1886
01:18:04,043 --> 01:18:05,108
(phone beeps)

1887
01:18:06,507 --> 01:18:08,144
Colt's down.

1888
01:18:08,144 --> 01:18:11,312
Big fella got away, though.

1889
01:18:11,312 --> 01:18:13,116
Uh-huh.

1890
01:18:19,861 --> 01:18:22,961
You can make it. You can
make it. You can make it!

1891
01:18:23,931 --> 01:18:26,030
No! It's too dangerous!

1892
01:18:26,030 --> 01:18:27,735
Got to be stairs.

1893
01:18:27,735 --> 01:18:29,935
Okay, okay, okay, okay!

1894
01:18:34,777 --> 01:18:36,810
(groans)

1895
01:18:41,080 --> 01:18:42,607
(guns cocking)

1896
01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:47,579
Colt. Hey, man.

1897
01:18:47,579 --> 01:18:48,888
(grunts)

1898
01:18:48,888 --> 01:18:51,418
(prolonged yelling
over speakers)

1899
01:18:51,418 --> 01:18:55,422
Look at that.
Yeah, makin' a movie here.

1900
01:18:56,425 --> 01:18:58,227
Could you leave us, please?

1901
01:18:59,494 --> 01:19:00,834
Yeah.

1902
01:19:03,135 --> 01:19:05,740
JODY:
Ooh, Gail. So tense.

1903
01:19:06,908 --> 01:19:08,941
RYDER:
You remember old Dressy, right?

1904
01:19:08,941 --> 01:19:11,075
(groans, exhales)

1905
01:19:11,075 --> 01:19:12,439
Stuntman.

1906
01:19:12,439 --> 01:19:14,914
I never forget a fist.
(sighs)

1907
01:19:16,148 --> 01:19:18,478
Listen, I'm gonna need
the phone. Where is it?

1908
01:19:18,478 --> 01:19:20,755
It's a matter of urgency.
I need to know.

1909
01:19:22,484 --> 01:19:25,892
Right. The one that proves
that you killed Henry, not me.

1910
01:19:25,892 --> 01:19:27,157
- Eh...
- That phone.

1911
01:19:27,157 --> 01:19:28,389
- Well...
- Yeah.

1912
01:19:28,389 --> 01:19:30,226
I'm gonna hold on to that.

1913
01:19:30,226 --> 01:19:32,261
Seems like it's the only thing
keeping me alive right now.

1914
01:19:32,261 --> 01:19:34,296
What?

1915
01:19:34,296 --> 01:19:36,969
He's the prime suspect, Jody.

1916
01:19:36,969 --> 01:19:40,005
Gail, come on.
Are you kidding me?

1917
01:19:40,005 --> 01:19:41,402
- I know.
- Colt?

1918
01:19:41,402 --> 01:19:42,634
- Yeah.
- There's no way.

1919
01:19:42,634 --> 01:19:43,668
- That's what I said.
- There's no way!

1920
01:19:43,668 --> 01:19:45,076
What went wrong?

1921
01:19:45,076 --> 01:19:47,012
- What went wrong?
- Mmm.

1922
01:19:47,012 --> 01:19:49,014
What went wrong?
Well, as I look at it,

1923
01:19:49,014 --> 01:19:50,851
you know, you're--
you're torturing me

1924
01:19:50,851 --> 01:19:52,919
right outside your superyacht
like a Bond villain.

1925
01:19:52,919 --> 01:19:53,953
Dipshit!

1926
01:19:53,953 --> 01:19:55,713
What went wrong?

1927
01:19:56,683 --> 01:19:58,826
What went right?!

1928
01:19:59,994 --> 01:20:03,589
(exhales) You changed.

1929
01:20:03,589 --> 01:20:06,262
You changed.

1930
01:20:06,262 --> 01:20:10,937
Yeah. We used to be
like brothers, you and I.

1931
01:20:10,937 --> 01:20:14,105
Entered into the sacred bond
of actor and stuntman, man.

1932
01:20:14,105 --> 01:20:15,876
- Oh, God.
- Yeah.

1933
01:20:15,876 --> 01:20:17,603
You think Colt could murder
a human being?

1934
01:20:17,603 --> 01:20:19,209
- GAIL: No, I don't.
- Did you tell them that?

1935
01:20:19,209 --> 01:20:20,540
- I said that.
- This is a man--

1936
01:20:20,540 --> 01:20:22,014
This is a man
who spent 23 minutes

1937
01:20:22,014 --> 01:20:23,642
ushering a cockroach
out of my room once,

1938
01:20:23,642 --> 01:20:25,017
and I was like, "Just stomp
on it," and he was like,

1939
01:20:25,017 --> 01:20:26,810
"No, let it live."
I mean, it's Colt.

1940
01:20:26,810 --> 01:20:28,449
I told them all of that.

1941
01:20:28,449 --> 01:20:31,122
I told him who he is--
who I thought he was.

1942
01:20:31,122 --> 01:20:32,486
Did you, emphatically?

1943
01:20:32,486 --> 01:20:34,026
- Yes, I did.
- Yeah, because he

1944
01:20:34,026 --> 01:20:35,995
was at the airport
where you sent him.

1945
01:20:35,995 --> 01:20:37,821
He never got on the plane, Jody.

1946
01:20:37,821 --> 01:20:39,394
- How many movies have we done?
- Oh, I don't know.

1947
01:20:39,394 --> 01:20:41,132
How many? Yeah, too many
to count, that's right.

1948
01:20:41,132 --> 01:20:43,167
Yeah. -'Cause I put you
in the contract, didn't I?

1949
01:20:43,167 --> 01:20:44,663
I put you there, right there.

1950
01:20:44,663 --> 01:20:46,335
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah? That's right,

1951
01:20:46,335 --> 01:20:47,699
I had the assistant,
the makeup and hair... -Right.

1952
01:20:47,699 --> 01:20:49,305
...uh, trainer, and then boom,

1953
01:20:49,305 --> 01:20:51,538
Ryder's number one stuntman,
Colt Seavers.

1954
01:20:51,538 --> 01:20:53,804
That was me, I did that.
I did that for you.

1955
01:20:53,804 --> 01:20:56,246
What are you gonna
do for me? Huh?

1956
01:20:56,246 --> 01:20:58,578
Die, I guess?

1957
01:20:58,578 --> 01:21:00,184
Right? Die?

1958
01:21:00,184 --> 01:21:01,713
- Is that the plan?
- RYDER: It's nothing personal.

1959
01:21:01,713 --> 01:21:03,220
Oh, my God.
Well, I'm taking it personal.

1960
01:21:03,220 --> 01:21:04,584
- Yeah, I can see that.
- The torture.

1961
01:21:04,584 --> 01:21:06,322
You know what?
It's just business.

1962
01:21:06,322 --> 01:21:07,719
- The drugging, the Taser.
- You know, it's just business.

1963
01:21:07,719 --> 01:21:09,259
I mean, Tom Ryder's
a global brand.

1964
01:21:09,259 --> 01:21:11,030
- I'm taking it personal.
- I literally move markets.

1965
01:21:11,030 --> 01:21:14,165
If I go down... (whooshes)
the freakin' Dow goes down.

1966
01:21:14,165 --> 01:21:18,268
If you break your back,
I replace you like this. Boom.

1967
01:21:18,268 --> 01:21:20,237
You know, if you'd just
stuck to your job

1968
01:21:20,237 --> 01:21:22,371
instead of trying to
hog the spotlight,

1969
01:21:22,371 --> 01:21:24,208
this wouldn't have happened.
I mean, Henry wouldn't be

1970
01:21:24,208 --> 01:21:26,342
on the scene, his accident
wouldn't have happened,

1971
01:21:26,342 --> 01:21:28,916
your accident...
freaky little fall.

1972
01:21:28,916 --> 01:21:30,709
'Cause you just
push my buttons, man.

1973
01:21:30,709 --> 01:21:31,875
Wait a second. What?

1974
01:21:31,875 --> 01:21:33,415
(Ryder sighs deeply)

1975
01:21:33,415 --> 01:21:35,846
RYDER:
What?

1976
01:21:35,846 --> 01:21:38,189
What did you say
about my accident?

1977
01:21:38,189 --> 01:21:40,059
Well, you know,
you pushed me over the edge.

1978
01:21:40,059 --> 01:21:42,061
You literally pushed a button.
I mean, you didn't--

1979
01:21:42,061 --> 01:21:44,558
<i>I mean, I pushed the button.</i>

1980
01:21:47,970 --> 01:21:50,729
<i>I had to crank it up a notch.</i>

1981
01:21:57,507 --> 01:21:58,946
That was you?

1982
01:21:58,946 --> 01:22:00,574
Yeah.

1983
01:22:03,986 --> 01:22:06,217
Had to teach you
a little lesson, didn't I?

1984
01:22:06,217 --> 01:22:08,219
(Southern accent): Got a little
too big for your boots,

1985
01:22:08,219 --> 01:22:09,715
didn't you?

1986
01:22:09,715 --> 01:22:11,156
(normal accent):
Henry's no different, you know.

1987
01:22:11,156 --> 01:22:12,553
(laughing)

1988
01:22:12,553 --> 01:22:15,721
Hey. You do your own stunts?

1989
01:22:15,721 --> 01:22:17,327
Do I do my own stunts?

1990
01:22:17,327 --> 01:22:19,967
In front of all those people,
that's humiliating.

1991
01:22:19,967 --> 01:22:22,035
And yeah, I'm gonna
kick you into next week.

1992
01:22:24,303 --> 01:22:27,238
(scoffs)
But then Gail, you know...

1993
01:22:27,238 --> 01:22:29,636
- Remember Gail, right?
- I've known her for 15 years.

1994
01:22:29,636 --> 01:22:31,341
Oh, yeah. I forget, 'cause
you've been out of the game

1995
01:22:31,341 --> 01:22:32,936
- so long, you know?
- I introduced the two of you.

1996
01:22:32,936 --> 01:22:34,443
Calls me up and says,
"It doesn't look good."

1997
01:22:34,443 --> 01:22:37,017
Bad for marketing and renting,

1998
01:22:37,017 --> 01:22:39,250
and blah, blah, blah,
and murder and...

1999
01:22:39,250 --> 01:22:41,417
I know, I-I-I d-- (sniffles)

2000
01:22:41,417 --> 01:22:45,190
(crying): I real-- I really
don't need this right now.

2001
01:22:45,190 --> 01:22:47,159
Fucking Henry!

2002
01:22:47,159 --> 01:22:49,260
Don't worry about it.

2003
01:22:49,260 --> 01:22:51,493
You lay low...

2004
01:22:51,493 --> 01:22:53,132
and I will handle everything.

2005
01:22:54,498 --> 01:22:57,598
Maybe we don't know people
as well as we think we do.

2006
01:22:57,598 --> 01:23:00,040
- Oh, my God.
- You know?

2007
01:23:00,999 --> 01:23:02,108
Oh, my God, it's Colt.

2008
01:23:02,108 --> 01:23:03,538
- Give me the phone.
- No.

2009
01:23:03,538 --> 01:23:05,210
- What are you doing?
- Gail, get off the pho--

2010
01:23:05,210 --> 01:23:06,673
- Oh! What are you doing?
- Oh, my-- Jesus Christ, Gail!

2011
01:23:06,673 --> 01:23:09,148
- Oh, my-- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- Oh, my God.

2012
01:23:09,148 --> 01:23:10,611
- Let me help you.
- No, stop it.

2013
01:23:10,611 --> 01:23:11,843
- Let me take it up to--
- Do you know what?

2014
01:23:11,843 --> 01:23:12,976
- Just give me a minute.
- Yep.

2015
01:23:12,976 --> 01:23:14,120
Just give me a minute.

2016
01:23:14,120 --> 01:23:16,353
- Yep.
- Come on.

2017
01:23:17,323 --> 01:23:19,554
RYDER:
This plan was so simple.

2018
01:23:19,554 --> 01:23:21,985
Yeah, we were gonna put
Henry's body on ice

2019
01:23:21,985 --> 01:23:23,723
so it doesn't decompose.

2020
01:23:23,723 --> 01:23:26,396
We could pull you out from
that rock you crawled under.

2021
01:23:26,396 --> 01:23:28,431
- My life, yep.
- You know, scan your face.

2022
01:23:30,270 --> 01:23:32,369
Dressy here is gonna stick you
on the murder video.

2023
01:23:32,369 --> 01:23:34,074
Drug you, drive you
and Henry's body

2024
01:23:34,074 --> 01:23:37,000
off the Sydney Harbour Bridge,
in your car-- boom.

2025
01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:39,343
You got murder, suicide.

2026
01:23:39,343 --> 01:23:40,806
Cut. Check the gate.

2027
01:23:40,806 --> 01:23:42,478
Move on. Beautiful.

2028
01:23:42,478 --> 01:23:44,414
I think we have different ideas
of what simple is.

2029
01:23:44,414 --> 01:23:46,009
Y-You just didn't
stay down, did you?

2030
01:23:46,009 --> 01:23:47,879
You had to, like, uh,
create a big scene,

2031
01:23:47,879 --> 01:23:49,584
like Colt Seavers does.

2032
01:23:49,584 --> 01:23:51,817
You could-- But you know what?
This can still work

2033
01:23:51,817 --> 01:23:55,491
because we got the murder,
now we just need the suicide.

2034
01:23:55,491 --> 01:23:58,494
(sighs heavily)

2035
01:23:58,494 --> 01:24:00,430
- Sad.
- It's plot heavy.

2036
01:24:00,430 --> 01:24:02,432
We're getting tangled
in exposition.

2037
01:24:02,432 --> 01:24:04,236
Lose the last part--
the suicide.

2038
01:24:04,236 --> 01:24:06,205
You lose the audience
if there's too much.

2039
01:24:06,205 --> 01:24:07,602
Colt.

2040
01:24:07,602 --> 01:24:08,834
Where's the phone?

2041
01:24:08,834 --> 01:24:12,178
Tom, you need carbs!

2042
01:24:12,178 --> 01:24:15,412
Your brain runs on glucose!

2043
01:24:15,412 --> 01:24:18,184
(stammers)
For simple cognitive functions.

2044
01:24:18,184 --> 01:24:20,615
- You need them.
- Colt, you're the fall guy.

2045
01:24:20,615 --> 01:24:22,782
You're the fall guy, you know.

2046
01:24:22,782 --> 01:24:25,422
Where's the phone?

2047
01:24:25,422 --> 01:24:27,721
I mean, I-- You can keep
taking hits all night,

2048
01:24:27,721 --> 01:24:29,261
but you know what?

2049
01:24:29,261 --> 01:24:31,296
I can think of a few
other people who can't.

2050
01:24:31,296 --> 01:24:34,860
We could bring Dan up here,
maybe Jody, perhaps.

2051
01:24:34,860 --> 01:24:36,895
I mean, I like Jody,
but you know.

2052
01:24:36,895 --> 01:24:39,205
There's no phone.

2053
01:24:39,205 --> 01:24:40,767
Okay? That's the twist.

2054
01:24:40,767 --> 01:24:42,208
No phone.

2055
01:24:42,208 --> 01:24:45,035
He shot it out of my hand.

2056
01:24:45,035 --> 01:24:46,608
Up there, go check.

2057
01:24:46,608 --> 01:24:49,149
You, too, all of you.
I'll wait.

2058
01:24:49,149 --> 01:24:51,778
- (laughs) He shot it.
- You didn't know you did that?

2059
01:24:51,778 --> 01:24:54,418
It's crazy. I've been wanting
to tell you this whole time.

2060
01:24:54,418 --> 01:24:55,749
No, he didn't.

2061
01:24:55,749 --> 01:24:57,784
- I was by the door frame.
- No.

2062
01:24:57,784 --> 01:24:59,951
And he shoots it
out of my hands!

2063
01:24:59,951 --> 01:25:01,491
- No.
- Take the ties off.

2064
01:25:01,491 --> 01:25:03,394
- Oh, my God, what a relief.
- That's crazy.

2065
01:25:03,394 --> 01:25:05,594
You were right about one thing,
that was the only thing

2066
01:25:05,594 --> 01:25:08,894
keeping you alive.
(sighs)

2067
01:25:08,894 --> 01:25:10,632
I really wish you could see

2068
01:25:10,632 --> 01:25:12,062
what Jody's gonna do
with <i>Metalstorm.</i>

2069
01:25:12,062 --> 01:25:13,569
It's gonna be awesome.

2070
01:25:13,569 --> 01:25:17,276
And honestly...
it's gonna be a banger.

2071
01:25:18,543 --> 01:25:20,510
DRESSLER: Not so cocky now,
are you, mate?

2072
01:25:20,510 --> 01:25:22,941
Jesus, Mike Mike,
put a lid on it.

2073
01:25:27,387 --> 01:25:29,453
RYDER: Wish you didn't
break that bond, bro.

2074
01:25:29,453 --> 01:25:31,015
Wish you didn't break that bond.

2075
01:25:31,015 --> 01:25:33,424
All right, stuntman,
time for a drink, mate. Eh?

2076
01:25:33,424 --> 01:25:36,460
- (groans)
- There we go. Eh?

2077
01:25:36,460 --> 01:25:38,121
Help!

2078
01:25:38,121 --> 01:25:39,958
- (Dressler laughs)
- Help!

2079
01:25:39,958 --> 01:25:41,696
- Shut up. Shut up.
- Help!

2080
01:25:41,696 --> 01:25:43,698
Shut up, mate.

2081
01:25:49,035 --> 01:25:50,870
(Dressler laughs)

2082
01:25:52,214 --> 01:25:53,675
There.

2083
01:25:53,675 --> 01:25:55,215
This fire gag's real.

2084
01:25:57,219 --> 01:25:59,351
(screams)

2085
01:25:59,351 --> 01:26:01,485
♪ ♪

2086
01:26:06,525 --> 01:26:08,657
(motor revs)

2087
01:26:09,924 --> 01:26:11,462
Come on, guys, start the boat.

2088
01:26:11,462 --> 01:26:12,828
He's gone the wrong way.

2089
01:26:15,897 --> 01:26:17,864
♪ ♪

2090
01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:26,708
Shit!

2091
01:26:30,846 --> 01:26:32,252
(rapid gunfire)

2092
01:26:38,359 --> 01:26:40,293
(gunfire continues)

2093
01:26:53,704 --> 01:26:54,967
(gunfire continues)

2094
01:27:15,660 --> 01:27:17,759
♪ ♪

2095
01:27:24,570 --> 01:27:25,767
(tie snaps)

2096
01:27:36,010 --> 01:27:38,109
(ringing)

2097
01:27:38,109 --> 01:27:39,946
Oh, Colt.

2098
01:27:39,946 --> 01:27:41,046
Colt?

2099
01:27:41,046 --> 01:27:42,421
- Hey.
- What's going on?

2100
01:27:42,421 --> 01:27:43,455
What'd you sing?

2101
01:27:43,455 --> 01:27:45,325
- What?
- At karaoke.

2102
01:27:45,325 --> 01:27:46,722
- I'm sorry I didn't make it.
- It doesn't matter.

2103
01:27:46,722 --> 01:27:48,295
Listen. Everyone's saying
you killed Henry.

2104
01:27:48,295 --> 01:27:49,956
- What's happening?
- Oh, that's not true.

2105
01:27:49,956 --> 01:27:51,496
You're gonna hear a lot
of things that aren't true.

2106
01:27:51,496 --> 01:27:54,301
I just wanted to say that
when I first got here,

2107
01:27:54,301 --> 01:27:56,402
when you asked how I was doing
and I gave you the thumbs-up,

2108
01:27:56,402 --> 01:27:57,964
when you were like,
"That's stunt guy bullshit,"

2109
01:27:57,964 --> 01:28:00,230
and you're right,
it's total cliché,

2110
01:28:00,230 --> 01:28:02,001
but, you know,
there's a reason you don't see

2111
01:28:02,001 --> 01:28:03,772
the thumbs-down stunt guy.

2112
01:28:05,677 --> 01:28:08,414
You know, it's kind of part
of our training.

2113
01:28:08,414 --> 01:28:10,944
Right? You know,
you get hit by a car,

2114
01:28:10,944 --> 01:28:12,451
you get thrown out of a window,

2115
01:28:12,451 --> 01:28:14,354
you get set on fire,
you give the thumbs-up.

2116
01:28:14,354 --> 01:28:16,818
But, uh, after my accident--

2117
01:28:16,818 --> 01:28:20,822
turns out was not an accident,
by the way--

2118
01:28:20,822 --> 01:28:23,693
I, uh...

2119
01:28:23,693 --> 01:28:25,497
I wasn't okay.

2120
01:28:26,500 --> 01:28:28,863
And not because I broke my back,

2121
01:28:28,863 --> 01:28:32,471
because I just felt
like a huge...

2122
01:28:32,471 --> 01:28:34,236
failure.

2123
01:28:37,302 --> 01:28:39,302
And I realized that, uh...

2124
01:28:39,302 --> 01:28:41,810
you know, I'm not invincible.

2125
01:28:41,810 --> 01:28:43,515
Huge shocker.

2126
01:28:44,716 --> 01:28:47,519
And I thought maybe
I wasn't so special

2127
01:28:47,519 --> 01:28:49,312
or something, so I, uh...

2128
01:28:49,312 --> 01:28:51,886
just figured that
the thumbs-down version of me

2129
01:28:51,886 --> 01:28:54,724
wasn't what you got
into it for, so I disappeared.

2130
01:28:54,724 --> 01:28:57,221
But, you know, I didn't
just disappear on you.

2131
01:28:57,221 --> 01:29:00,532
Uh... just disappeared on,

2132
01:29:00,532 --> 01:29:05,031
(sniffles)
on, uh, myself... too.

2133
01:29:06,771 --> 01:29:08,573
Anyway, I'm sorry.

2134
01:29:08,573 --> 01:29:10,575
You deserved more than that.
I'm sorry.

2135
01:29:10,575 --> 01:29:12,841
I just wanted you to be honest.

2136
01:29:13,910 --> 01:29:17,274
You know, honestly,
it, uh, all hurts.

2137
01:29:22,688 --> 01:29:25,051
Getting hit by a car hurts.

2138
01:29:25,051 --> 01:29:27,053
Getting thrown out
of a window hurts.

2139
01:29:27,053 --> 01:29:31,189
(sniffles) Getting set on fire
really hurts.

2140
01:29:31,189 --> 01:29:34,401
But, uh...

2141
01:29:34,401 --> 01:29:36,128
(exhales)

2142
01:29:37,637 --> 01:29:39,967
...none of it ever hurt as much
as not being with you.

2143
01:29:42,543 --> 01:29:44,235
Where are you?

2144
01:29:45,711 --> 01:29:48,844
Is that from a movie
or did I just make that up?

2145
01:29:48,844 --> 01:29:50,549
It's pretty good. (laughs)

2146
01:29:50,549 --> 01:29:52,045
- DRESSLER: There he is!
- You can use it if you want.

2147
01:29:55,589 --> 01:29:57,116
No, please...

2148
01:29:57,116 --> 01:29:59,151
For what it's worth,
I'm still in love with you.

2149
01:30:00,759 --> 01:30:02,957
And I don't think you should
give up on that happy ending.

2150
01:30:02,957 --> 01:30:04,156
Colt.

2151
01:30:05,060 --> 01:30:06,763
COLT:
I got to go.

2152
01:30:06,763 --> 01:30:07,797
Colt.

2153
01:30:07,797 --> 01:30:08,897
♪ Tonight ♪

2154
01:30:08,897 --> 01:30:10,360
Wait, Colt.

2155
01:30:10,360 --> 01:30:14,573
♪ I want to see it
in your eyes ♪

2156
01:30:14,573 --> 01:30:18,236
♪ Feel the tension ♪

2157
01:30:18,236 --> 01:30:22,581
♪ There's something
that drives me wild ♪

2158
01:30:22,581 --> 01:30:25,309
♪ And tonight ♪

2159
01:30:25,309 --> 01:30:29,555
♪ I want to make it all
come true ♪

2160
01:30:29,555 --> 01:30:32,822
♪ 'Cause, girl,
you were made for me ♪

2161
01:30:34,023 --> 01:30:38,498
♪ Girl, I was made for you ♪

2162
01:30:38,498 --> 01:30:42,634
♪ I was made
for loving you, baby ♪

2163
01:30:42,634 --> 01:30:46,165
♪ You were made for loving me ♪

2164
01:30:46,165 --> 01:30:50,103
♪ I can't get enough of you,
baby ♪

2165
01:30:50,103 --> 01:30:53,612
♪ You can't get enough of me ♪

2166
01:30:53,612 --> 01:30:57,341
♪ I was made for loving you ♪

2167
01:30:57,341 --> 01:31:01,488
♪ And you were made
for loving me ♪

2168
01:31:01,488 --> 01:31:05,448
♪ I can give it all to you,
baby ♪

2169
01:31:05,448 --> 01:31:08,990
♪ Can you give it all to me? ♪

2170
01:31:08,990 --> 01:31:10,662
♪ ♪

2171
01:31:10,662 --> 01:31:12,961
(phone vibrating)

2172
01:31:17,704 --> 01:31:20,507
That's a wrap on Colt Seavers.

2173
01:31:31,344 --> 01:31:32,684
(phone vibrates)

2174
01:31:32,684 --> 01:31:34,444
Gail?

2175
01:31:34,444 --> 01:31:35,720
GAIL:
Jody.

2176
01:31:38,087 --> 01:31:40,087
Colt's...

2177
01:31:41,090 --> 01:31:42,694
Colt's dead.

2178
01:31:43,862 --> 01:31:45,455
♪ ♪

2179
01:31:45,455 --> 01:31:47,501
(singer vocalizing)

2180
01:31:54,774 --> 01:31:58,545
Police are investigating
an explosion on Sydney Harbour

2181
01:31:58,545 --> 01:32:00,404
just outside the Opera House,

2182
01:32:00,404 --> 01:32:02,648
where it appears a boat
has collided with...

2183
01:32:02,648 --> 01:32:04,749
♪ ♪

2184
01:32:16,422 --> 01:32:20,358
♪ I was made for loving you,
baby ♪

2185
01:32:20,358 --> 01:32:24,032
♪ You were made for loving me ♪

2186
01:32:24,032 --> 01:32:25,836
♪ I can't get enough... ♪

2187
01:32:25,836 --> 01:32:28,531
...an alleged suicide
of Colt Seavers,

2188
01:32:28,531 --> 01:32:32,040
the man responsible for the
recent murder of Henry Herrera.

2189
01:32:32,040 --> 01:32:34,405
♪ I was made for loving you ♪

2190
01:32:34,405 --> 01:32:39,278
♪ And you were made
for loving me ♪

2191
01:32:39,278 --> 01:32:43,546
♪ I can give it all to you,
baby ♪

2192
01:32:43,546 --> 01:32:47,253
♪ Can you give it all to me? ♪

2193
01:32:53,965 --> 01:32:55,833
Hey. Hey.

2194
01:32:57,001 --> 01:32:58,935
Whoa. Huh?

2195
01:32:58,935 --> 01:33:00,706
Looking for Stunt Coordinator
Dan Tucker.

2196
01:33:00,706 --> 01:33:01,971
- You seen him?
- No.

2197
01:33:03,744 --> 01:33:05,645
(clattering)

2198
01:33:09,783 --> 01:33:11,981
Hey! You two.

2199
01:33:11,981 --> 01:33:15,314
Helmets off. Looking for
Stunt Coordinator Dan Tucker.

2200
01:33:26,261 --> 01:33:28,162
NEWSMAN (over TV): Following
a dramatic boat explosion

2201
01:33:28,162 --> 01:33:30,230
on Sydney Harbour, police are
currently investigating

2202
01:33:30,230 --> 01:33:33,563
the suicide of
American stuntman Colt Seavers.

2203
01:33:33,563 --> 01:33:35,235
(button clicks)

2204
01:33:35,235 --> 01:33:38,139
Following a dramatic boat
explosion on Sydney Harbour,

2205
01:33:38,139 --> 01:33:39,470
police are
currently investigating

2206
01:33:39,470 --> 01:33:41,241
the suicide of American stunt--

2207
01:33:41,241 --> 01:33:42,572
(button clicks)

2208
01:33:42,572 --> 01:33:44,651
Following
a dramatic boat explosion

2209
01:33:44,651 --> 01:33:46,279
on Sydney Harbour, police are--

2210
01:33:46,279 --> 01:33:49,854
Following a dramatic boat
explosion on Sydney Harbour,

2211
01:33:49,854 --> 01:33:51,449
police are
currently investigating

2212
01:33:51,449 --> 01:33:53,154
the suicide of
American stuntman Colt Seavers.

2213
01:33:53,154 --> 01:33:55,024
(screams)

2214
01:33:55,024 --> 01:33:56,993
(robotic voice): Jody, you need
to be quiet. Don't say a word.

2215
01:33:56,993 --> 01:33:59,457
- (grunting)
- (robotic scream)

2216
01:34:05,707 --> 01:34:07,872
(robotic screaming)

2217
01:34:11,570 --> 01:34:13,174
Wait, wait. No.

2218
01:34:17,576 --> 01:34:19,246
(robotic groaning)

2219
01:34:22,350 --> 01:34:24,218
Jody...

2220
01:34:27,762 --> 01:34:29,223
(robotic groaning)

2221
01:34:34,835 --> 01:34:39,332
You think you can come
to my set and sneak up on me?

2222
01:34:43,910 --> 01:34:45,173
(robotic groan)

2223
01:34:46,077 --> 01:34:47,439
Wait!

2224
01:34:49,784 --> 01:34:51,575
It's me. It's me.

2225
01:34:52,919 --> 01:34:54,578
Remember?

2226
01:34:54,578 --> 01:34:56,987
Jesus Christ.

2227
01:34:56,987 --> 01:34:58,483
I knew it.

2228
01:34:58,483 --> 01:34:59,583
- I knew it.
- (groans)

2229
01:34:59,583 --> 01:35:00,859
(Jody panting)

2230
01:35:00,859 --> 01:35:02,894
I knew you were alive.

2231
01:35:02,894 --> 01:35:04,027
(normal voice):
Three shows a day,

2232
01:35:04,027 --> 01:35:05,094
six days a week for three years.

2233
01:35:05,094 --> 01:35:06,964
The <i>Miami Vice</i> stunt show.

2234
01:35:08,396 --> 01:35:09,769
You remembered.

2235
01:35:09,769 --> 01:35:12,563
Yes.
I'm happy you're alive, Colt.

2236
01:35:12,563 --> 01:35:14,499
Colt, I'm so happy you're alive.

2237
01:35:14,499 --> 01:35:16,039
- I knew it.
- Oh, my God.

2238
01:35:16,039 --> 01:35:17,876
- What were you doing...
- Nice work with the pen.

2239
01:35:17,876 --> 01:35:19,240
So sorry. -No, it was great.
You got it out just in time.

2240
01:35:19,240 --> 01:35:20,912
I think the ink poisoning
didn't set in.

2241
01:35:20,912 --> 01:35:23,376
- (kisses) Chef's kiss.
- What's going on?

2242
01:35:23,376 --> 01:35:25,246
Huh? -Everyone's saying
that you killed Henry.

2243
01:35:25,246 --> 01:35:27,413
Ryder killed Henry.
He framed me.

2244
01:35:27,413 --> 01:35:28,711
There's footage of you.

2245
01:35:28,711 --> 01:35:30,614
- Well, he deepfaked me.
- What?

2246
01:35:30,614 --> 01:35:32,682
They do it all the time
on the Internet.

2247
01:35:32,682 --> 01:35:35,289
They take Tom Cruise's face,
and they put it on yours.

2248
01:35:35,289 --> 01:35:36,719
And you can't tell
the difference.

2249
01:35:36,719 --> 01:35:38,127
No. Okay, so where's
the real footage

2250
01:35:38,127 --> 01:35:40,096
of Ryder killing Henry?
How do we get it?

2251
01:35:40,096 --> 01:35:42,032
It was on Ryder's phone, and
then it got destroyed because

2252
01:35:42,032 --> 01:35:44,199
Dan's <i>Last of the Mohicans</i>
plan didn't work out. -What?

2253
01:35:44,199 --> 01:35:47,070
It's not his fault, you know?
He called tomahawk first, okay.

2254
01:35:47,070 --> 01:35:48,434
I got "blanks only."

2255
01:35:48,434 --> 01:35:49,699
And it was going
pretty well, actually,

2256
01:35:49,699 --> 01:35:51,536
and then Dressler showed up.

2257
01:35:51,536 --> 01:35:54,374
So he, you know, he does this,
like, Jason Bourne shit.

2258
01:35:54,374 --> 01:35:56,948
Okay, I have so many questions.
(pants)

2259
01:35:56,948 --> 01:35:58,444
Okay.

2260
01:35:58,444 --> 01:36:00,446
Who else knows you're alive?

2261
01:36:00,446 --> 01:36:02,217
- No one.
- Great.

2262
01:36:02,217 --> 01:36:03,889
No, that's the point.
I mean, I figure

2263
01:36:03,889 --> 01:36:05,088
we can't finish the movie
unless they think I'm dead.

2264
01:36:05,088 --> 01:36:06,749
What movie?

2265
01:36:06,749 --> 01:36:07,794
<i>Metalstorm.</i>

2266
01:36:07,794 --> 01:36:09,554
What about <i>Metalstorm?</i>

2267
01:36:09,554 --> 01:36:10,962
If they think I'm dead,
they'll come back and finish.

2268
01:36:10,962 --> 01:36:12,128
- Who?
- Ryder.

2269
01:36:12,128 --> 01:36:13,833
- Finish what?
- The movie.

2270
01:36:13,833 --> 01:36:15,164
<i>- Metalstorm?</i>
- Exactly.

2271
01:36:15,164 --> 01:36:17,001
- Are you insane? You are insane.
- What?

2272
01:36:17,001 --> 01:36:18,464
You need to be
burning your fingerprints off,

2273
01:36:18,464 --> 01:36:19,630
and you need to be
getting across the border

2274
01:36:19,630 --> 01:36:21,335
as fast as possible.

2275
01:36:21,335 --> 01:36:23,667
We're gonna hide you
until we can clear your name.

2276
01:36:23,667 --> 01:36:25,603
None of it matters anymore.
It's just a stupid movie.

2277
01:36:25,603 --> 01:36:26,670
- What?
- It's a stupid movie.

2278
01:36:26,670 --> 01:36:28,144
Don't say that.

2279
01:36:28,144 --> 01:36:30,740
That's <i>Metalstorm</i>
you're talking about.

2280
01:36:30,740 --> 01:36:33,017
That's the movie you spent
your whole life trying to make.

2281
01:36:33,017 --> 01:36:34,678
Who knows?

2282
01:36:34,678 --> 01:36:36,680
You might inspire a whole
generation of little Jodys

2283
01:36:36,680 --> 01:36:39,991
to pick up cameras
and make their own movies.

2284
01:36:41,995 --> 01:36:43,995
You're just-- you're special.

2285
01:36:45,163 --> 01:36:47,361
And all of us get to be
a part of something special

2286
01:36:47,361 --> 01:36:49,627
because it comes from you.

2287
01:36:49,627 --> 01:36:53,004
I obviously failed
at getting us our happy ending,

2288
01:36:53,004 --> 01:36:54,764
but I'll be damned
if I'm gonna let

2289
01:36:54,764 --> 01:36:56,843
Space Cowboy and Aliena
not have theirs.

2290
01:36:56,843 --> 01:36:59,802
♪ ♪

2291
01:36:59,802 --> 01:37:01,210
(Jody moans)

2292
01:37:01,210 --> 01:37:03,146
(knocking on door)

2293
01:37:03,146 --> 01:37:04,510
Jody, my love!

2294
01:37:04,510 --> 01:37:05,775
- One sec!
- (high-pitched): I'm coming...

2295
01:37:05,775 --> 01:37:07,183
- (shushes) Stop it.
- (muffled grunt)

2296
01:37:07,183 --> 01:37:08,712
(quietly):
Gail. She's in on it.

2297
01:37:08,712 --> 01:37:10,384
- What?
- Yes.

2298
01:37:10,384 --> 01:37:12,188
Okay, come on. -Let's just
kiss a little bit first.

2299
01:37:12,188 --> 01:37:13,992
No, come on, we g-- got to get
you in the bathroom, please.

2300
01:37:15,523 --> 01:37:16,753
Come on.

2301
01:37:18,361 --> 01:37:20,130
Come on.

2302
01:37:20,130 --> 01:37:22,627
- Christ!
- (knocking)

2303
01:37:22,627 --> 01:37:23,969
Got to work.

2304
01:37:23,969 --> 01:37:25,905
You all right in there,
my darling?

2305
01:37:25,905 --> 01:37:28,369
Here, this-- Take this soap
and rub it on my belly.

2306
01:37:30,241 --> 01:37:31,878
JODY:
Get in the bedroom.

2307
01:37:31,878 --> 01:37:34,375
- Okay. Colt. Are you good? Okay.
- Okay. Yeah.

2308
01:37:34,375 --> 01:37:36,707
- Be quiet. Don't make a sound.
- GAIL: Jod?

2309
01:37:36,707 --> 01:37:38,016
- My head. The head.
- What?

2310
01:37:38,016 --> 01:37:40,513
(knocking)

2311
01:37:40,513 --> 01:37:42,251
- Hi!
- GAIL: Hey. Hello, you.

2312
01:37:42,251 --> 01:37:44,484
- Hey. Hey.
- Aw, come here.

2313
01:37:44,484 --> 01:37:45,892
Thank you.

2314
01:37:45,892 --> 01:37:47,322
GAIL:
Aw, how's my favorite director?

2315
01:37:47,322 --> 01:37:48,719
JODY:
Uh, a bit emotional, you know.

2316
01:37:48,719 --> 01:37:50,226
Oh, no-- Jesus.

2317
01:37:50,226 --> 01:37:51,854
Like Johnny and Amber
have just been here.

2318
01:37:51,854 --> 01:37:53,823
(laughs) I just need to vent,
'cause it's been...

2319
01:37:53,823 --> 01:37:56,496
- it's just been so much.
- I know. I know.

2320
01:37:56,496 --> 01:37:58,102
- I'm so sorry about Colt.
- Thank you.

2321
01:37:58,102 --> 01:38:00,566
You know, it's such a shame,
but what a mess.

2322
01:38:00,566 --> 01:38:01,941
- Right.
- Who knew?

2323
01:38:01,941 --> 01:38:03,833
- Yeah.
- I mean, I tried to help him.

2324
01:38:03,833 --> 01:38:06,275
I hope you know that, but
sometimes you can't help people

2325
01:38:06,275 --> 01:38:07,738
- who don't want to be saved.
- Right.

2326
01:38:07,738 --> 01:38:10,180
But silver lining

2327
01:38:10,180 --> 01:38:13,216
to this very dark
(kisses) cloud.

2328
01:38:13,216 --> 01:38:15,053
I've got Ryder to come back.

2329
01:38:15,053 --> 01:38:16,681
- And I have a plan.
- Really?

2330
01:38:16,681 --> 01:38:18,683
But we're not
gonna be able to do

2331
01:38:18,683 --> 01:38:21,554
your big third act set piece,
the car jump.

2332
01:38:21,554 --> 01:38:24,689
It is an impossible jump,
especially now with Colt gone.

2333
01:38:24,689 --> 01:38:26,757
- Dead.
- He's gone.

2334
01:38:26,757 --> 01:38:28,968
- He's so dead.
- Stay with me.

2335
01:38:28,968 --> 01:38:30,464
I spoke to Venti.

2336
01:38:30,464 --> 01:38:32,400
She says that she can do it
in VFX.

2337
01:38:32,400 --> 01:38:33,797
The car jump.

2338
01:38:33,797 --> 01:38:36,074
All we need to focus on
is Ryder's new,

2339
01:38:36,074 --> 01:38:39,572
final, bombastic monologue.

2340
01:38:39,572 --> 01:38:40,947
I've read the pages.

2341
01:38:40,947 --> 01:38:42,443
God, you smashed it.
I knew you would.

2342
01:38:42,443 --> 01:38:43,983
- We're gonna get him covered.
- Yeah.

2343
01:38:43,983 --> 01:38:46,645
You, meanwhile...

2344
01:38:46,645 --> 01:38:49,252
please go and rest up in Fiji,
on me.

2345
01:38:49,252 --> 01:38:52,486
You know?
Plop yourself on a beach.

2346
01:38:52,486 --> 01:38:54,917
And I'm gonna take care
of all of it for you.

2347
01:38:54,917 --> 01:38:55,962
Gail.

2348
01:38:55,962 --> 01:38:57,491
You've got so much to process.

2349
01:38:57,491 --> 01:38:59,229
- No.
- I can take care of all of it.

2350
01:38:59,229 --> 01:39:01,759
No. This is my movie.

2351
01:39:01,759 --> 01:39:03,431
- Now, listen to me.
- (sighs)

2352
01:39:03,431 --> 01:39:04,927
I've learned so much from you.

2353
01:39:04,927 --> 01:39:07,600
- I know. Thank you.
- And I'm very grateful.

2354
01:39:07,600 --> 01:39:09,734
But the lesson I stand by now,

2355
01:39:09,734 --> 01:39:11,307
- that you've taught me...
- Yeah. Yeah.

2356
01:39:11,307 --> 01:39:14,937
You fall down,
you get right back up.

2357
01:39:14,937 --> 01:39:16,642
(inhales deeply)

2358
01:39:16,642 --> 01:39:17,940
(sputtering chuckle)

2359
01:39:17,940 --> 01:39:19,942
I am directing this movie, yeah.

2360
01:39:19,942 --> 01:39:21,449
GAIL:
Oh, my God, that's my girl.

2361
01:39:21,449 --> 01:39:23,352
It went in. I'm so proud
of you. -Good. Okay.

2362
01:39:23,352 --> 01:39:24,914
Thank you. All right,
let's get you out of here.

2363
01:39:24,914 --> 01:39:26,751
- One last thing.
- Yeah?

2364
01:39:26,751 --> 01:39:28,423
Have you seen Dan? -Nope.
I think he's by the taco truck.

2365
01:39:28,423 --> 01:39:29,853
- You haven't heard from him?
- He's probably-probably

2366
01:39:29,853 --> 01:39:31,129
over there somewhere.
Thank you so much.

2367
01:39:31,129 --> 01:39:32,691
- I'm proud of you.
- Thank you.

2368
01:39:32,691 --> 01:39:34,165
Thanks for the pep talk.
Okay, buh-bye. -(sighs)

2369
01:39:34,165 --> 01:39:35,265
- Love you, darling.
- Love you, too. Bye!

2370
01:39:35,265 --> 01:39:37,168
Oof.

2371
01:39:37,168 --> 01:39:38,697
(robotic voice):
You're gonna finish the movie.

2372
01:39:38,697 --> 01:39:41,337
No, I'm gonna clear your name.
Okay, now listen.

2373
01:39:41,337 --> 01:39:42,536
(normal voice):
Why can't we do both?

2374
01:39:42,536 --> 01:39:43,636
I think we can.

2375
01:39:43,636 --> 01:39:45,440
We're gonna bring him to set,

2376
01:39:45,440 --> 01:39:48,476
in a controlled environment,
and then we surround him...

2377
01:39:48,476 --> 01:39:50,940
And we beat the shit out of him.

2378
01:39:50,940 --> 01:39:52,447
No.

2379
01:39:52,447 --> 01:39:54,284
We're gonna force
a confession out of him

2380
01:39:54,284 --> 01:39:56,286
by putting him in a scene.

2381
01:39:56,286 --> 01:39:57,881
Right. -You know,
he always forgets he's mic'd.

2382
01:39:57,881 --> 01:39:59,355
That's better.

2383
01:39:59,355 --> 01:40:00,818
JODY: I just don't know
how to do it yet.

2384
01:40:00,818 --> 01:40:02,094
(exhales sharply)

2385
01:40:04,560 --> 01:40:06,065
I know how to do that.

2386
01:40:08,267 --> 01:40:10,465
Make him do his own stunt.

2387
01:40:10,465 --> 01:40:12,071
The impossible jump.

2388
01:40:12,071 --> 01:40:14,502
Then we beat the shit
out of him.

2389
01:40:14,502 --> 01:40:17,777
One seventy-four,
alpha, take two.

2390
01:40:20,840 --> 01:40:22,147
JODY (over bullhorn):
And action!

2391
01:40:22,147 --> 01:40:24,248
O-One second, one second,
one second.

2392
01:40:27,011 --> 01:40:28,681
- Action!
- (sighs)

2393
01:40:28,681 --> 01:40:30,650
(dramatic music playing)

2394
01:40:30,650 --> 01:40:31,981
(Southern accent):
It's high noon

2395
01:40:31,981 --> 01:40:33,884
at the edge of
the universe, folks.

2396
01:40:33,884 --> 01:40:36,029
(dramatic music swells)

2397
01:40:49,869 --> 01:40:52,870
Now, we're facing
a powerful enemy.

2398
01:40:54,379 --> 01:40:59,041
An alien species born of
the worst of humanity's traits.

2399
01:40:59,041 --> 01:41:02,352
Well, what our enemy doesn't see

2400
01:41:02,352 --> 01:41:05,883
is that their demise
is imminent.

2401
01:41:06,919 --> 01:41:11,825
And the most powerful weapon
in all galaxy?

2402
01:41:14,894 --> 01:41:16,828
Love.

2403
01:41:18,337 --> 01:41:24,935
Inside each and every
one of you is a spark, baby.

2404
01:41:24,935 --> 01:41:26,706
An ember.

2405
01:41:26,706 --> 01:41:29,071
A goddamn fire!

2406
01:41:29,071 --> 01:41:31,843
(crowd cheering)

2407
01:41:32,945 --> 01:41:36,045
Love is how we will win.

2408
01:41:36,045 --> 01:41:38,454
And even if we lose,

2409
01:41:38,454 --> 01:41:42,260
we're gonna die
fighting for a happy ending!

2410
01:41:42,260 --> 01:41:45,494
- (crowd cheering)
- Hell yeah!

2411
01:41:45,494 --> 01:41:47,089
Whoo!

2412
01:41:47,089 --> 01:41:49,091
Well, let's go and get it, then!

2413
01:41:49,091 --> 01:41:52,061
Get on out there and go!

2414
01:41:52,061 --> 01:41:54,965
Who's with me?!
Who is with me?! Let's go!

2415
01:41:54,965 --> 01:41:56,934
Cut! Yes!

2416
01:41:56,934 --> 01:41:58,969
So good, so good.

2417
01:41:58,969 --> 01:42:00,311
- Thank you.
- (normal accent): Was that it?

2418
01:42:00,311 --> 01:42:01,444
- God, yeah.
- Did we get it?

2419
01:42:01,444 --> 01:42:03,105
- It was so good.
- We got it?

2420
01:42:03,105 --> 01:42:04,513
- Magic. Yeah, yeah.
- IGGY: Yeah, it was hot, babe.

2421
01:42:04,513 --> 01:42:06,185
JODY:
Oh, my God. Gail was in floods.

2422
01:42:06,185 --> 01:42:07,846
I really felt that one.
I really felt that one.

2423
01:42:07,846 --> 01:42:09,452
- She was-- Of course you did.
- 'Cause I had tears.

2424
01:42:09,452 --> 01:42:11,014
Of course you did.
Yeah, I know. I can see them.

2425
01:42:11,014 --> 01:42:12,752
- (Gail exclaims) -(pants)
- Yeah, it was fantastic.

2426
01:42:12,752 --> 01:42:14,985
So, listen, all we have left
is the alien truck coverage.

2427
01:42:14,985 --> 01:42:16,426
- All right? That's it.
- No.

2428
01:42:16,426 --> 01:42:18,120
Yep. We're gonna do
the car jump. -No.

2429
01:42:18,120 --> 01:42:19,858
No one told me about
another setup. -We said-- No.

2430
01:42:19,858 --> 01:42:21,629
- There's another setup?
- Venti's gonna do that in VFX,

2431
01:42:21,629 --> 01:42:23,466
so we're out of here. -I know,
but we need his close-up.

2432
01:42:23,466 --> 01:42:25,028
All right? I need his close-up
right here for the coverage.

2433
01:42:25,028 --> 01:42:26,172
All right? 15 minutes tops.
That's all I need.

2434
01:42:26,172 --> 01:42:27,767
This is the bit,
do you remember,

2435
01:42:27,767 --> 01:42:29,439
where Space Cowboy steals
the alien vehicle? -Hmm.

2436
01:42:29,439 --> 01:42:30,836
- Come on. This is his moment.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

2437
01:42:30,836 --> 01:42:32,178
I'm not gonna do
any driving, right?

2438
01:42:32,178 --> 01:42:33,773
Because I'm gonna feel
really nauseous.

2439
01:42:33,773 --> 01:42:35,038
It's a blue screen setup.

2440
01:42:35,038 --> 01:42:37,183
I need this. I need this, okay?

2441
01:42:38,175 --> 01:42:39,614
Zero notice here.

2442
01:42:39,614 --> 01:42:41,649
We're moving as fast
as we can, all right?

2443
01:42:41,649 --> 01:42:44,553
Everyone, double the pace, yes?!

2444
01:42:44,553 --> 01:42:46,852
Use those muscles!
Yes, good! Thank you!

2445
01:42:46,852 --> 01:42:48,986
♪ ♪

2446
01:42:51,562 --> 01:42:54,156
Everyone in position!

2447
01:42:54,156 --> 01:42:56,026
RUSH:
Light the pyro!

2448
01:42:57,271 --> 01:43:01,636
We need enough charges to blow
this canyon sky-high, people.

2449
01:43:01,636 --> 01:43:03,341
NIGEL (over radio):
McCabe, where are we?

2450
01:43:03,341 --> 01:43:04,672
Going as fast as I can, Nige.

2451
01:43:04,672 --> 01:43:06,003
We're as ready as we can be.

2452
01:43:06,003 --> 01:43:07,543
Okay. Hey, get Ray to come in

2453
01:43:07,543 --> 01:43:09,479
and check the mic
before we go, okay? -Copy.

2454
01:43:09,479 --> 01:43:12,251
Sound, can you come down here
and check Ryder's mic, please?

2455
01:43:17,357 --> 01:43:18,917
All right, Tom. You ready?

2456
01:43:18,917 --> 01:43:20,589
- Yeah.
- Okay. Remember this bit?

2457
01:43:20,589 --> 01:43:21,821
You're gonna be in
the alien vehicle. -Mm-hmm.

2458
01:43:21,821 --> 01:43:22,888
- Okay? Okay.
- Yep.

2459
01:43:22,888 --> 01:43:24,230
And with nowhere to go,

2460
01:43:24,230 --> 01:43:25,561
you're gonna jump the car
over the ravine.

2461
01:43:25,561 --> 01:43:27,398
So I just need
a quick pop on you...

2462
01:43:27,398 --> 01:43:29,026
(Southern accent): Space Cowboy
ain't scared of no ravine.

2463
01:43:29,026 --> 01:43:30,896
- Of course he's not.
- So I'm thinking maybe just

2464
01:43:30,896 --> 01:43:32,194
a couple of reaction shots
of me gritting my teeth. -Yeah.

2465
01:43:32,194 --> 01:43:33,063
Like, "Goddamn."
Something like that.

2466
01:43:33,063 --> 01:43:34,438
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stoic.

2467
01:43:34,438 --> 01:43:35,769
- Yeah, yeah. I like it.
- All right?

2468
01:43:35,769 --> 01:43:37,441
- What do you think?
- I like it. Okay.

2469
01:43:37,441 --> 01:43:38,541
I think it's gonna be great.
Yeah, I love the choice.

2470
01:43:38,541 --> 01:43:39,839
All right, let's pop these on.

2471
01:43:39,839 --> 01:43:41,445
- Okay. What's this?
- There you go.

2472
01:43:41,445 --> 01:43:42,842
No, this is because
you've escaped the aliens.

2473
01:43:42,842 --> 01:43:44,173
Is this necessary?
It's a bit much, no?

2474
01:43:44,173 --> 01:43:45,009
Yeah. It looks cool.
Raise the stakes.

2475
01:43:45,009 --> 01:43:46,747
It's kind of cool.

2476
01:43:46,747 --> 01:43:48,353
- Yeah. It's cool. Okay.
- Raise the stakes.

2477
01:43:48,353 --> 01:43:49,552
- Let's do it.
- 'Cause you know, Space Cowboy.

2478
01:43:49,552 --> 01:43:51,356
Nobody can get at
the Space Cowboy.

2479
01:43:51,356 --> 01:43:53,050
- No way. Even when he's cuffed.
- Excuse me. Tom, sorry.

2480
01:43:53,050 --> 01:43:54,689
Jesus, Ray. I told you
to do it before I got on set.

2481
01:43:54,689 --> 01:43:56,394
- Appreciate you, Tom.
- (device beeps)

2482
01:43:56,394 --> 01:43:57,395
Thank you. Sound good.

2483
01:43:57,395 --> 01:43:58,627
- Okay.
- Okay, great.

2484
01:43:58,627 --> 01:44:00,090
- So...
- So...

2485
01:44:00,090 --> 01:44:01,399
You got this guy
coming on your left. -Yep.

2486
01:44:01,399 --> 01:44:02,961
- Hey, bro.
- All right, take him out.

2487
01:44:02,961 --> 01:44:03,962
Someone else is gonna
crash down on the bonnet.

2488
01:44:03,962 --> 01:44:05,634
You're gonna take him out.

2489
01:44:05,634 --> 01:44:07,372
No, no, no. See, what I'm
thinking is maybe I come down,

2490
01:44:07,372 --> 01:44:09,968
I take him out first,
and I'm like "pow, pow, pow."

2491
01:44:09,968 --> 01:44:12,036
- I slide over and go "pow."
- Yeah. Yeah.

2492
01:44:12,036 --> 01:44:13,873
And then maybe I say
a little line like,

2493
01:44:13,873 --> 01:44:16,975
"I was shooting aliens
way before I was paid to."

2494
01:44:16,975 --> 01:44:19,043
Fantastic.
All right, let's lock it up.

2495
01:44:19,043 --> 01:44:21,045
- Let's shoot, Nigel.
- NIGEL: Standing by, please.

2496
01:44:21,045 --> 01:44:22,145
(sighs):
All right.

2497
01:44:22,145 --> 01:44:23,553
Take one. Marker.

2498
01:44:23,553 --> 01:44:26,952
In three, two, one, action.

2499
01:44:26,952 --> 01:44:28,250
(dramatic music playing)

2500
01:44:28,250 --> 01:44:29,823
RYDER:
Not your lucky day, alien.

2501
01:44:29,823 --> 01:44:31,594
You got to go.

2502
01:44:32,663 --> 01:44:33,761
You can't outrun me.

2503
01:44:33,761 --> 01:44:36,302
I'm Space Cowboy!

2504
01:44:36,302 --> 01:44:37,435
Yahoo!

2505
01:44:37,435 --> 01:44:39,228
You are approaching the ravine.

2506
01:44:39,228 --> 01:44:40,438
There's nowhere else to go.

2507
01:44:40,438 --> 01:44:42,231
- Turn right. Go on.
- (grunts)

2508
01:44:42,231 --> 01:44:43,573
You have no choice.

2509
01:44:43,573 --> 01:44:44,574
You're gonna
have to make the jump.

2510
01:44:44,574 --> 01:44:47,577
In three, two, one.

2511
01:44:47,577 --> 01:44:50,910
Yeehaw!

2512
01:44:50,910 --> 01:44:52,450
(normal accent): Whoa, whoa,
whoa, hey, hey, hey.

2513
01:44:52,450 --> 01:44:54,078
Who is that in the car with him?

2514
01:44:54,078 --> 01:44:56,751
We're-we're in the middle
of a take right now, asshole.

2515
01:44:56,751 --> 01:44:58,588
What are you doing? Ah!

2516
01:44:58,588 --> 01:45:00,656
He's just buckling you in.
Safety first. That's it. -Ow!

2517
01:45:00,656 --> 01:45:02,955
It's really tight.
Is this necessary?

2518
01:45:02,955 --> 01:45:04,990
Hey, we are filming right now.

2519
01:45:04,990 --> 01:45:07,157
Keep rolling, keep rolling.

2520
01:45:07,157 --> 01:45:08,598
Sell it, Tom. It looks amazing.
Take a deep breath.

2521
01:45:08,598 --> 01:45:10,798
It does not look--
Get out of the car.

2522
01:45:11,999 --> 01:45:13,196
Howdy.

2523
01:45:13,196 --> 01:45:15,165
- (engine starts)
- No, no, wait. Stop. No.

2524
01:45:16,135 --> 01:45:17,200
Wait, what's happening?

2525
01:45:17,200 --> 01:45:19,103
Yeehaw!

2526
01:45:19,103 --> 01:45:21,303
RYDER:
Oh, my God! Whoa!

2527
01:45:21,303 --> 01:45:23,547
Get to the cars!

2528
01:45:25,177 --> 01:45:26,517
(laughing excitedly)

2529
01:45:26,517 --> 01:45:28,211
Jody, what the hell
are you doing?!

2530
01:45:28,211 --> 01:45:29,212
I'm trying to get something
real out of him, Gail.

2531
01:45:29,212 --> 01:45:30,521
There's no cameras on him!

2532
01:45:32,756 --> 01:45:35,790
Hey, Dan? They're approaching
Ambush Alley right now.

2533
01:45:35,790 --> 01:45:37,055
We're ready.

2534
01:45:37,055 --> 01:45:38,661
(Ryder screams)

2535
01:45:38,661 --> 01:45:41,565
RYDER:
Let me out right now!

2536
01:45:41,565 --> 01:45:44,634
What are you gonna do, huh?
You gonna kill me? Again?!

2537
01:45:44,634 --> 01:45:46,735
♪ ♪

2538
01:45:49,608 --> 01:45:51,773
- Can you untie me?
- No.

2539
01:45:58,243 --> 01:45:59,847
McCabe!

2540
01:45:59,847 --> 01:46:03,422
Smoke screen in three, two, one!

2541
01:46:03,422 --> 01:46:05,347
RYDER:
Whoa!

2542
01:46:05,347 --> 01:46:07,283
This does not seem safe, man!

2543
01:46:12,763 --> 01:46:15,500
Dan, where are they?
Do you have eyes on them?

2544
01:46:15,500 --> 01:46:17,799
DAN (over radio): I see 'em.
Everything's going to plan.

2545
01:46:20,540 --> 01:46:22,408
I'll block the road.

2546
01:46:22,408 --> 01:46:24,267
They shall not pass!

2547
01:46:24,267 --> 01:46:27,072
JODY: I see them.
They're entering Ambush Alley.

2548
01:46:31,716 --> 01:46:33,419
DRESSLER:
I can't see shit!

2549
01:46:35,214 --> 01:46:37,214
DAN:
McCabe, one!

2550
01:46:38,151 --> 01:46:40,492
McCabe, two!

2551
01:46:42,892 --> 01:46:43,957
(growls)

2552
01:46:43,957 --> 01:46:45,728
McCabe! Now!

2553
01:46:55,839 --> 01:46:57,410
I love my job.

2554
01:47:01,746 --> 01:47:05,550
RYDER:
Whoa, mama!

2555
01:47:05,550 --> 01:47:07,882
Oh, goddamn!

2556
01:47:07,882 --> 01:47:10,412
I can't think straight when
you drive like this. -(laughs)

2557
01:47:10,412 --> 01:47:11,919
You're supposed to be dead.

2558
01:47:11,919 --> 01:47:14,988
You blew up
in-in a thousand pieces.

2559
01:47:14,988 --> 01:47:16,319
You went kaboom.

2560
01:47:16,319 --> 01:47:18,959
Why would I have blown up,
Tom Ryder?

2561
01:47:18,959 --> 01:47:21,258
Why are you saying my name
like that?

2562
01:47:21,258 --> 01:47:22,963
COLT: That is your name,
isn't it, Tom Ryder? -Yes, yes.

2563
01:47:22,963 --> 01:47:24,470
A blind man could see
that you're

2564
01:47:24,470 --> 01:47:25,999
- Tom Ryder.
- You're saying that like...

2565
01:47:25,999 --> 01:47:27,572
- (mocking): "Ryder, Tom Ryder."
- Okay. That's me.

2566
01:47:27,572 --> 01:47:28,837
You're saying it like
some obsessed fangirl.

2567
01:47:28,837 --> 01:47:30,333
That's me, Colt Seavers,
saying that.

2568
01:47:30,333 --> 01:47:31,906
Roll the cameras.
We're heading for the jump.

2569
01:47:31,906 --> 01:47:33,138
(over radio): Tom Ryder's
doing his own stunts!

2570
01:47:33,138 --> 01:47:34,975
Everyone, roll. Arm car?

2571
01:47:34,975 --> 01:47:36,240
Check.

2572
01:47:36,240 --> 01:47:37,615
- Heli.
- PILOT: Check.

2573
01:47:37,615 --> 01:47:39,144
I'm done taking the falls
for you.

2574
01:47:39,144 --> 01:47:40,783
You're gonna do your own stunts
from now on.

2575
01:47:40,783 --> 01:47:42,345
I don't want to do
my own stunts, Colt! -Relax.

2576
01:47:42,345 --> 01:47:44,413
It's just a 250-foot jump
that'll probably kill us.

2577
01:47:44,413 --> 01:47:46,954
It's never been done before.
It's for Comic-Con.

2578
01:47:46,954 --> 01:47:49,924
- It's Hall H. It's a big deal.
- What are you doing, man?

2579
01:47:49,924 --> 01:47:51,321
COLT:
I thought it'd be fitting.

2580
01:47:51,321 --> 01:47:53,664
Me and you, Tom Ryder,
one last stunt.

2581
01:47:53,664 --> 01:47:55,864
You know,
like Thelma and Louise.

2582
01:47:55,864 --> 01:47:57,800
- Thelma and Louise?
- Yeah.

2583
01:47:57,800 --> 01:48:00,033
- They die at the end.
- Exactly!

2584
01:48:00,033 --> 01:48:01,936
Murder-suicide.

2585
01:48:01,936 --> 01:48:03,905
Can you just pull over
and let me out right now?

2586
01:48:05,205 --> 01:48:07,678
COLT: You're not getting
out of this car until you,

2587
01:48:07,678 --> 01:48:10,109
Tom Ryder, tell me,
Colt Seavers, the truth!

2588
01:48:10,109 --> 01:48:11,209
RYDER: All right, all right,
all right, all right!

2589
01:48:11,209 --> 01:48:12,782
It was all Gail.

2590
01:48:12,782 --> 01:48:14,784
When I killed Henry,
she wanted to cover it up

2591
01:48:14,784 --> 01:48:16,313
because, to be honest,

2592
01:48:16,313 --> 01:48:18,821
Space Cowboy's one of
my best roles yet, Colt,

2593
01:48:18,821 --> 01:48:20,482
and I don't want
this movie to fail.

2594
01:48:20,482 --> 01:48:22,154
So you're saying that Gail Meyer

2595
01:48:22,154 --> 01:48:25,223
was responsible for framing me
for your murder of Henry?

2596
01:48:25,223 --> 01:48:27,126
Yes! Yes!

2597
01:48:27,126 --> 01:48:28,897
But what's your real name?

2598
01:48:28,897 --> 01:48:30,503
Tom Ryder.

2599
01:48:31,572 --> 01:48:33,000
Did you get that, Jody?

2600
01:48:33,000 --> 01:48:35,398
We got it! He confessed.

2601
01:48:35,398 --> 01:48:37,037
RYDER: You wearing a wire?
Bro, you recording this?

2602
01:48:37,037 --> 01:48:38,742
This is entrapment.
You can't do that.

2603
01:48:38,742 --> 01:48:40,370
- What are you doing?
- No, it's not entrapment,

2604
01:48:40,370 --> 01:48:42,944
because you're wearing
the wire, dipshit!

2605
01:48:44,112 --> 01:48:45,342
(engine revving)

2606
01:48:45,342 --> 01:48:47,047
(Ryder yells)

2607
01:48:47,047 --> 01:48:48,378
JODY:
He's going for it. Go. Go now.

2608
01:48:48,378 --> 01:48:49,885
RYDER:
I'm just an actor!

2609
01:48:49,885 --> 01:48:51,183
Wait.

2610
01:48:51,183 --> 01:48:53,020
He has a mouth guard.

2611
01:48:53,020 --> 01:48:55,594
I don't have a mouth guard.

2612
01:48:55,594 --> 01:48:57,563
(Ryder screaming)

2613
01:49:05,034 --> 01:49:07,738
(screaming continues)

2614
01:49:07,738 --> 01:49:09,036
(grunts)

2615
01:49:28,255 --> 01:49:30,156
(Colt groans)

2616
01:49:43,435 --> 01:49:45,402
- Oh, good.
- JODY (over radio): Colt!

2617
01:49:45,402 --> 01:49:47,877
- You're alive.
- Are you okay?

2618
01:49:47,877 --> 01:49:49,241
(groans)

2619
01:49:49,241 --> 01:49:50,715
Are you okay?

2620
01:49:50,715 --> 01:49:52,442
COLT: I told you
I'd make the camera up to you.

2621
01:49:52,442 --> 01:49:54,246
Oh, it was fantastic.

2622
01:49:54,246 --> 01:49:55,918
GAIL (over radio):
Dressler, come in! -Ah!

2623
01:49:55,918 --> 01:49:58,547
Oy, can you hear me?
We've got to get out of here!

2624
01:49:58,547 --> 01:49:59,889
RYDER (recorded):
This is all Gail's fault, man.

2625
01:49:59,889 --> 01:50:01,484
This is all Gail's idea.

2626
01:50:01,484 --> 01:50:02,892
- GAIL: Give me that confession!
- (stammers) No.

2627
01:50:02,892 --> 01:50:04,762
Give me all the media!
Are you deaf?!

2628
01:50:04,762 --> 01:50:07,732
(over radio): Dressler, bring
the helicopter to the trench.

2629
01:50:07,732 --> 01:50:08,931
- What about Ryder?
- Now!

2630
01:50:08,931 --> 01:50:10,559
Now, about this date.

2631
01:50:10,559 --> 01:50:13,133
GAIL:
Put it in the case, you numpty!

2632
01:50:13,133 --> 01:50:14,464
Can we call it a date?

2633
01:50:14,464 --> 01:50:17,500
I mean,
that's what it is, right?

2634
01:50:17,500 --> 01:50:18,611
Such a moron!

2635
01:50:19,537 --> 01:50:22,472
- Hurry up! God! (shouts)
- (barking) -Take it. (gasps)

2636
01:50:22,472 --> 01:50:24,309
- Gail, Gail, Gail.
- (sighs)

2637
01:50:24,309 --> 01:50:26,410
- Listen...
- Give me the recording, Gail.

2638
01:50:26,410 --> 01:50:29,314
Darling, calm down.
Just come with me.

2639
01:50:29,314 --> 01:50:31,822
We don't need
all this toxic masculinity,

2640
01:50:31,822 --> 01:50:33,252
because we're the same,
you and me.

2641
01:50:33,252 --> 01:50:35,089
You know, we're survivors.

2642
01:50:35,089 --> 01:50:36,827
No, no, no, no.
I'm nothing like you.

2643
01:50:36,827 --> 01:50:39,291
COLT: I don't want to be
presumptuous, I mean,

2644
01:50:39,291 --> 01:50:41,997
but let's call a spade a spade.
(chuckles)

2645
01:50:41,997 --> 01:50:43,834
GAIL:
That's why I gave you the job.

2646
01:50:43,834 --> 01:50:45,330
- Okay.
- Well, that and because

2647
01:50:45,330 --> 01:50:48,641
you're so easily moldable,
you know?

2648
01:50:49,501 --> 01:50:52,007
- Oh! (mutters)
- Gail, just give me the case!

2649
01:50:52,007 --> 01:50:53,877
This is a Gail Meyer production!

2650
01:50:53,877 --> 01:50:55,505
Not yours!

2651
01:50:55,505 --> 01:50:57,639
Rendezvous with the boss
in the canyon.

2652
01:50:57,639 --> 01:50:58,948
Extraction to the spaceship set.

2653
01:50:58,948 --> 01:51:00,642
DAN:
Spaceship set?

2654
01:51:00,642 --> 01:51:03,183
Oh, no, Big Red.

2655
01:51:03,183 --> 01:51:05,185
I don't think
you're gonna make that one.

2656
01:51:05,185 --> 01:51:07,517
- Stunts set!
- STUNTPEOPLE: Stunts set!

2657
01:51:07,517 --> 01:51:09,728
- Go!
- (clamoring)

2658
01:51:11,490 --> 01:51:13,556
♪ ♪

2659
01:51:17,430 --> 01:51:19,705
(grunting)

2660
01:51:22,402 --> 01:51:25,007
GAIL: Trust me, I will not
be taking the fall for this,

2661
01:51:25,007 --> 01:51:30,078
because I deliver hits
for all you little people.

2662
01:51:30,078 --> 01:51:31,145
You're welcome.

2663
01:51:31,145 --> 01:51:34,214
- Whoa!
- (grunting)

2664
01:51:34,214 --> 01:51:35,512
Jody?

2665
01:51:38,616 --> 01:51:41,353
Jody? -RYDER: Hey, hey!
That's for me! That's for me!

2666
01:51:41,353 --> 01:51:43,058
- (mutters)
- That's my helicopter!

2667
01:51:43,058 --> 01:51:45,764
This crazy stuntman's
lost his mind!

2668
01:51:47,724 --> 01:51:49,196
(both straining)

2669
01:51:54,269 --> 01:51:55,466
(shouts)

2670
01:51:59,604 --> 01:52:00,944
MAN:
I'm on vacation!

2671
01:52:00,944 --> 01:52:02,814
(grunting)

2672
01:52:04,983 --> 01:52:06,444
(engine starts)

2673
01:52:10,153 --> 01:52:12,252
- (barking)
- (high-pitched scream)

2674
01:52:12,252 --> 01:52:14,287
(Rondell whimpering)

2675
01:52:14,287 --> 01:52:16,421
Get this dog off me!
Not again, dog.

2676
01:52:17,798 --> 01:52:18,995
- Just stay there!
- (barking)

2677
01:52:20,097 --> 01:52:22,834
Night-night, dog! You're dead.

2678
01:52:33,638 --> 01:52:36,243
This design is growing on me.

2679
01:52:37,642 --> 01:52:41,149
Get in! Let's get out of here!

2680
01:52:41,149 --> 01:52:42,755
Yeah, copy that.
Taking off now.

2681
01:52:44,286 --> 01:52:45,714
Wait, what-what is this?

2682
01:52:45,714 --> 01:52:47,056
It's the evidence!

2683
01:52:47,056 --> 01:52:48,893
Why didn't you just
stop talking?!

2684
01:52:48,893 --> 01:52:50,290
Jody!

2685
01:52:50,290 --> 01:52:52,391
JODY:
Blow the pyros. Blow the pyros!

2686
01:52:52,391 --> 01:52:54,096
They're getting away!

2687
01:52:57,970 --> 01:53:00,003
- Whoa! Sh-- Whoa!
- Holy shit!

2688
01:53:00,003 --> 01:53:02,434
- Lower the arm! I'm gonna jump.
- Okay.

2689
01:53:02,434 --> 01:53:04,535
Okay, lower the arm.
Lower the arm.

2690
01:53:08,607 --> 01:53:10,475
COLT:
I have a plan!

2691
01:53:10,475 --> 01:53:12,411
JODY: What is it?
What's-what's the plan?

2692
01:53:12,411 --> 01:53:13,445
Get me to the helicopter.

2693
01:53:13,445 --> 01:53:14,919
I'm gonna jump onto the skids,

2694
01:53:14,919 --> 01:53:15,953
and then I'm gonna
beat the shit out of him.

2695
01:53:15,953 --> 01:53:17,317
No, just-just get the recording.

2696
01:53:17,317 --> 01:53:19,286
(fierce grunting)

2697
01:53:20,520 --> 01:53:22,289
(yells)

2698
01:53:31,531 --> 01:53:32,805
Go!

2699
01:53:33,401 --> 01:53:34,499
Ah, shit.

2700
01:53:34,499 --> 01:53:35,808
Go!

2701
01:53:36,877 --> 01:53:39,504
Whoa! Whoa! Get me down!

2702
01:53:39,504 --> 01:53:41,209
Whoa! Get me down!

2703
01:53:41,209 --> 01:53:42,474
PILOT:
We're losing hydraulics here.

2704
01:53:42,474 --> 01:53:43,673
I can't get it under control.

2705
01:53:44,885 --> 01:53:46,610
COLT: Just wondering,
you know, after this movie,

2706
01:53:46,610 --> 01:53:49,613
and if I don't go to prison
and, you know, you're not busy,

2707
01:53:49,613 --> 01:53:51,285
maybe we could go
to a beach somewhere.

2708
01:53:51,285 --> 01:53:53,683
Wear a couple of
swimming costumes.

2709
01:53:53,683 --> 01:53:55,861
Just drink a spicy margarita
or something.

2710
01:53:55,861 --> 01:53:58,127
Yeah, yeah.
Make some bad decisions. -Yeah.

2711
01:53:58,127 --> 01:53:59,722
Okay, sure. Yes.

2712
01:53:59,722 --> 01:54:01,328
- Sound like a plan?
- It's a better plan than this.

2713
01:54:01,328 --> 01:54:03,462
Okay, please be careful.

2714
01:54:03,462 --> 01:54:05,101
Okay, swing him around. Go!

2715
01:54:15,740 --> 01:54:17,850
♪ ♪

2716
01:54:22,450 --> 01:54:24,549
GAIL:
God, get it under control!

2717
01:54:24,549 --> 01:54:26,749
Get us out of here!
What are you doing?!

2718
01:54:31,789 --> 01:54:32,821
(Gail shouts)

2719
01:54:32,821 --> 01:54:34,658
Ryder, the confession!

2720
01:54:34,658 --> 01:54:36,066
No!

2721
01:54:36,066 --> 01:54:38,068
- No! No, Gail, no!
- (Gail yells) -No, Gail!

2722
01:54:39,401 --> 01:54:40,532
(Ryder groaning)

2723
01:54:40,532 --> 01:54:42,138
Whoa! Whoa!

2724
01:54:43,900 --> 01:54:45,669
DAN:
Stunts!

2725
01:54:45,669 --> 01:54:47,836
Mobilize that airbag now!

2726
01:54:47,836 --> 01:54:49,178
No!

2727
01:54:49,178 --> 01:54:50,773
(Gail yells)

2728
01:54:52,645 --> 01:54:54,480
GAIL:
Get out of the way, Ryder!

2729
01:54:56,748 --> 01:54:59,188
STUNTWOMAN:
87North to the rescue!

2730
01:54:59,188 --> 01:55:00,959
- Go, go, go, go!
- Go!

2731
01:55:00,959 --> 01:55:02,818
Move, move, move!

2732
01:55:04,393 --> 01:55:05,557
GAIL:
Get it!

2733
01:55:07,660 --> 01:55:09,231
- Just keep it steady!
- (alarm beeping)

2734
01:55:09,231 --> 01:55:10,463
(pilot straining)

2735
01:55:10,463 --> 01:55:11,904
You moron!

2736
01:55:12,500 --> 01:55:14,401
(Gail screams)

2737
01:55:21,278 --> 01:55:23,674
GAIL:
Yes! Nice!

2738
01:55:26,987 --> 01:55:28,745
DAN:
Go, go, go!

2739
01:55:40,099 --> 01:55:41,967
- Yes! (sighs)
- (laughs)

2740
01:55:42,926 --> 01:55:44,266
- Oh, God!
- Oh, shit!

2741
01:55:44,266 --> 01:55:45,531
(Gail yells)

2742
01:55:47,535 --> 01:55:49,271
GAIL:
No!

2743
01:55:49,271 --> 01:55:51,009
Grab it!

2744
01:55:51,009 --> 01:55:52,274
(groans)

2745
01:55:52,274 --> 01:55:53,473
(muffled):
Oh, my God! My nose!

2746
01:55:57,446 --> 01:56:00,216
- (Ryder shouts)
- No! Ryder, the gun!

2747
01:56:06,059 --> 01:56:07,652
Shoot him!
He's a stupid stuntman!

2748
01:56:07,652 --> 01:56:09,291
No one gives a shit!

2749
01:56:09,291 --> 01:56:11,590
He's one of the best
stunt doubles I've ever had!

2750
01:56:11,590 --> 01:56:14,527
Oh, shut up!
Give me the confession!

2751
01:56:14,527 --> 01:56:16,529
Come on, come on, come on!
Quick!

2752
01:56:16,529 --> 01:56:18,366
GAIL: Give it back to me
or I will blow your head off!

2753
01:56:18,366 --> 01:56:20,005
It's empty, Gail.

2754
01:56:20,005 --> 01:56:22,007
(gun clicking empty)

2755
01:56:22,007 --> 01:56:23,800
("I Was Made for Lovin' You"
by KISS playing)

2756
01:56:27,311 --> 01:56:30,246
♪ Mmm, yeah ♪

2757
01:56:35,913 --> 01:56:37,517
♪ Ha ♪

2758
01:56:44,394 --> 01:56:46,064
No!

2759
01:56:51,104 --> 01:56:53,830
♪ Tonight ♪

2760
01:56:53,830 --> 01:56:57,009
♪ I wanna see it in your eyes ♪

2761
01:56:58,243 --> 01:57:01,211
♪ Feel the magic ♪

2762
01:57:01,211 --> 01:57:05,512
♪ There's something
that drives me wild ♪

2763
01:57:05,512 --> 01:57:08,713
♪ And tonight ♪

2764
01:57:08,713 --> 01:57:12,717
♪ We're gonna make it all
come true ♪

2765
01:57:12,717 --> 01:57:16,391
♪ 'Cause, girl,
you were made for me ♪

2766
01:57:16,391 --> 01:57:19,724
♪ And, girl,
I was made for you ♪

2767
01:57:24,434 --> 01:57:28,205
♪ I was made
for lovin' you, baby ♪

2768
01:57:28,205 --> 01:57:31,604
♪ You were made for lovin' me ♪

2769
01:57:31,604 --> 01:57:35,608
♪ And I can't get
enough of you, baby ♪

2770
01:57:35,608 --> 01:57:39,447
♪ Can you get enough of me? ♪

2771
01:57:39,447 --> 01:57:42,582
- (echoing): ♪ Tonight. ♪
- (song ends)

2772
01:57:43,783 --> 01:57:45,948
(dramatic music playing)

2773
01:57:47,292 --> 01:57:51,360
NARRATOR: <i>From visionary
director Jody Moreno</i>

2774
01:57:51,360 --> 01:57:55,100
<i>and Universal Pictures</i>

2775
01:57:55,100 --> 01:57:57,597
<i>comes a cosmic love story...</i>

2776
01:57:59,568 --> 01:58:01,799
<i>...of epic proportion.</i>

2777
01:58:03,407 --> 01:58:06,474
<i>Starring MTV Best Kiss
award nominee</i>

2778
01:58:06,474 --> 01:58:08,608
<i>Jason Momoa.</i>

2779
01:58:08,608 --> 01:58:09,873
(Southern accent):
It's high noon

2780
01:58:09,873 --> 01:58:11,446
at the edge of the universe.

2781
01:58:11,446 --> 01:58:14,581
<i>I know these creatures.</i>

2782
01:58:14,581 --> 01:58:16,649
<i>I fought them.</i>

2783
01:58:16,649 --> 01:58:18,420
<i>I've loved them.</i>

2784
01:58:18,420 --> 01:58:21,423
<i>I'm not gonna lie to you.</i>

2785
01:58:21,423 --> 01:58:23,689
<i>We are facing a powerful enemy.</i>

2786
01:58:25,792 --> 01:58:28,793
But what our enemy does not know

2787
01:58:28,793 --> 01:58:32,434
is that inside
each and every one of you

2788
01:58:32,434 --> 01:58:34,766
is a goddamn fire!

2789
01:58:34,766 --> 01:58:36,141
- Yeah!
- (cheering)

2790
01:58:36,141 --> 01:58:37,340
♪ I was made for
lovin' you, baby ♪

2791
01:58:37,340 --> 01:58:39,639
- Hi-yah! Yeah!
- (clamoring)

2792
01:58:39,639 --> 01:58:43,104
♪ You were made for
lovin' me... ♪

2793
01:58:43,104 --> 01:58:45,117
Yeah! (grunts)

2794
01:58:46,450 --> 01:58:48,978
- Bam!
- (screaming)

2795
01:58:48,978 --> 01:58:50,155
Oh, shit.

2796
01:58:52,621 --> 01:58:54,522
(shouts excitedly)

2797
01:58:54,522 --> 01:58:57,162
<i>Justice is on the horizon.</i>

2798
01:58:57,162 --> 01:58:59,197
NARRATOR:
Metalstorm.

2799
01:58:59,197 --> 01:59:01,166
(cheering)

2800
01:59:05,667 --> 01:59:07,997
COLT:
Metalstorm <i>was a huge hit.</i>

2801
01:59:07,997 --> 01:59:12,606
<i>Aliena and Space Cowboy
finally got the happy ending.</i>

2802
01:59:12,606 --> 01:59:16,445
<i>As for Jody and I,
we got something even better.</i>

2803
01:59:16,445 --> 01:59:18,139
<i>We got a new beginning.</i>

2804
01:59:18,139 --> 01:59:21,879
<i>Filled with spicy margaritas
and bad decisions.</i>

2805
01:59:21,879 --> 01:59:24,717
<i>And look, I don't want
to over-romanticize it</i>

2806
01:59:24,717 --> 01:59:27,885
<i>or anything, but I think
what Jody and I got,</i>

2807
01:59:27,885 --> 01:59:30,360
<i>it's even better than
what you find in the movies.</i>

2808
01:59:30,360 --> 01:59:32,659
♪ I was made for
lovin' you, baby... ♪

2809
01:59:32,659 --> 01:59:34,166
- (typewriter keys clacking)
- (song fades)

2810
01:59:35,367 --> 01:59:36,630
("Unknown Stuntman"
by Blake Shelton playing)

2811
01:59:36,630 --> 01:59:39,501
♪ Well, I'm not the kind
to run and hide ♪

2812
01:59:39,501 --> 01:59:41,965
♪ When I come close to danger ♪

2813
01:59:41,965 --> 01:59:43,901
- Not again, dog!
- ♪ I ain't never been ♪

2814
01:59:43,901 --> 01:59:46,035
- ♪ Afraid to take the fall ♪
- (barks)

2815
01:59:46,035 --> 01:59:47,740
♪ Yeah, I'll fall ♪

2816
01:59:47,740 --> 01:59:50,072
♪ I'll walk the wire
through rain and fire ♪

2817
01:59:50,072 --> 01:59:53,075
♪ Go fast and I'll go slow ♪

2818
01:59:53,075 --> 01:59:58,014
♪ Somehow I get stronger
through it all ♪

2819
01:59:58,014 --> 01:59:59,554
- (horn blares)
- (grunts)

2820
01:59:59,554 --> 02:00:01,226
♪ It's a death-defying life
I lead ♪

2821
02:00:01,226 --> 02:00:03,657
- ♪ But I take my chances ♪
- Yeah? -Yep.

2822
02:00:03,657 --> 02:00:07,397
♪ I die for a living
in the movies and TV ♪

2823
02:00:09,126 --> 02:00:10,928
- Yeah, it looks perfect.
- ♪ But the hardest thing ♪

2824
02:00:10,928 --> 02:00:14,536
♪ I'll ever do is
watch my leading ladies ♪

2825
02:00:14,536 --> 02:00:16,065
♪ Kiss some other guy ♪

2826
02:00:16,065 --> 02:00:19,277
- (yelling)
- ♪ While I'm bandaging my knee ♪

2827
02:00:19,277 --> 02:00:22,610
♪ Well, I might fall
from a tall building ♪

2828
02:00:22,610 --> 02:00:25,448
♪ I might roll a brand-new car ♪

2829
02:00:25,448 --> 02:00:28,451
♪ 'Cause I'm
the unknown stuntman ♪

2830
02:00:28,451 --> 02:00:31,047
♪ Who'd die to have
your heart... ♪ -(barks)

2831
02:00:35,218 --> 02:00:37,119
(vehicle sputtering)

2832
02:00:37,119 --> 02:00:38,560
MAN:
Logan's good. Logan's good.

2833
02:00:38,560 --> 02:00:40,056
That's the fall guy, right?

2834
02:00:41,334 --> 02:00:42,861
<i>Metalstorm.</i>

2835
02:00:42,861 --> 02:00:44,302
<i>- Storm.</i>
- (chuckles)

2836
02:00:44,302 --> 02:00:45,435
♪ I drug my heart through
a burning... ♪

2837
02:00:45,435 --> 02:00:46,766
Can you give us a playback?

2838
02:00:46,766 --> 02:00:48,537
Action!

2839
02:00:48,537 --> 02:00:51,309
♪ Oh, I've been hurt
and I've been broken down ♪

2840
02:00:51,309 --> 02:00:54,873
♪ But somehow
I'm still yearning ♪

2841
02:00:54,873 --> 02:00:59,317
♪ 'Cause through it all,
she's still on my mind ♪

2842
02:00:59,317 --> 02:01:02,419
♪ Well, I might fall
from a tall building ♪

2843
02:01:02,419 --> 02:01:04,553
♪ I might roll a brand-new car ♪

2844
02:01:04,553 --> 02:01:06,324
♪ 'Cause I'm... ♪

2845
02:01:06,324 --> 02:01:08,722
And three, two, one.
Action, action, action!

2846
02:01:08,722 --> 02:01:11,989
♪ Who'd die
to have your heart, whoo! ♪

2847
02:01:15,291 --> 02:01:16,862
(yells fiercely)

2848
02:01:18,536 --> 02:01:19,799
(grunting)

2849
02:01:21,968 --> 02:01:24,133
Pulling out in three, two, one.

2850
02:01:24,133 --> 02:01:27,510
♪ I might roll a brand-new car ♪

2851
02:01:27,510 --> 02:01:30,612
♪ 'Cause I'm
the unknown stuntman ♪

2852
02:01:30,612 --> 02:01:33,417
♪ Who'd die to have your heart ♪

2853
02:01:33,417 --> 02:01:36,783
♪ Yeah, I might fall
from a tall building ♪

2854
02:01:36,783 --> 02:01:39,357
♪ I might roll a brand-new car ♪

2855
02:01:39,357 --> 02:01:42,118
♪ 'Cause I'm
the unknown stuntman ♪

2856
02:01:42,118 --> 02:01:45,154
♪ Who'd die
to have your heart. ♪

2857
02:01:50,062 --> 02:01:51,996
(song ends)

2858
02:01:51,996 --> 02:01:53,536
- Shit! Holy shit!
- Holy shit!

2859
02:01:53,536 --> 02:01:56,000
- It's a world record.
- Mike, are you all right?

2860
02:01:56,000 --> 02:01:57,705
I'm upside down, but I'm good.

2861
02:01:57,705 --> 02:01:59,839
(applause) -("Unsung Heroes"
by Dominic Lewis playing)

2862
02:01:59,839 --> 02:02:02,039
♪ I don't know
if you heard, but ♪

2863
02:02:02,039 --> 02:02:04,877
♪ My stunt brothers and sisters
don't get no gold ♪

2864
02:02:04,877 --> 02:02:07,044
♪ So here's to
the unsung heroes ♪

2865
02:02:07,044 --> 02:02:08,518
♪ Hey! ♪

2866
02:02:08,518 --> 02:02:10,179
- (yelling)
- (horn blares)

2867
02:02:13,184 --> 02:02:14,689
♪ Yeah ♪

2868
02:02:14,689 --> 02:02:17,626
- ♪ Oh, I'm diggin' it ♪
- (grunting)

2869
02:02:17,626 --> 02:02:18,924
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

2870
02:02:20,158 --> 02:02:22,026
- ♪ It's so crazy, right? ♪
- (yelling)

2871
02:02:22,026 --> 02:02:23,665
Let's go big with
our one take, okay?

2872
02:02:23,665 --> 02:02:25,931
♪ Not even one nomination ♪

2873
02:02:27,231 --> 02:02:29,198
- Toes.
- Just a harness, yeah.

2874
02:02:30,069 --> 02:02:32,806
♪ We don't need your ♪

2875
02:02:32,806 --> 02:02:34,302
♪ Oscar nom, baby ♪

2876
02:02:34,302 --> 02:02:35,380
MAN:
And cut.

2877
02:02:35,380 --> 02:02:37,382
♪ We got real scars ♪

2878
02:02:37,382 --> 02:02:39,582
♪ From this labor of love ♪

2879
02:02:39,582 --> 02:02:40,814
(grunts) Look out!

2880
02:02:40,814 --> 02:02:43,586
♪ Somebody had to say it ♪

2881
02:02:43,586 --> 02:02:47,018
♪ It's been building up inside ♪

2882
02:02:47,018 --> 02:02:49,526
♪ I just couldn't hold it in ♪

2883
02:02:49,526 --> 02:02:51,022
♪ I had to let it fly ♪

2884
02:02:51,022 --> 02:02:53,090
♪ Action and stunts have been ♪

2885
02:02:53,090 --> 02:02:55,191
- ♪ Woven into the DNA of film ♪
- (cheering)

2886
02:02:55,191 --> 02:02:57,358
♪ Since the beginning
of cinema, Keaton, Lloyd ♪

2887
02:02:57,358 --> 02:02:59,228
- Let's shoot it.
- ♪ Chaplin ♪

2888
02:02:59,228 --> 02:03:02,935
♪ Film's first great directors
were all stunt performers ♪

2889
02:03:02,935 --> 02:03:07,412
<i>♪ Ben-Hur, Rocky,
Braveheart, Titanic ♪</i>

2890
02:03:07,412 --> 02:03:09,744
♪ Some of the biggest winners
in Academy's history ♪

2891
02:03:09,744 --> 02:03:11,240
(laughs)

2892
02:03:11,240 --> 02:03:13,077
♪ Are completely dependent
on stunts ♪

2893
02:03:13,077 --> 02:03:15,211
(laughter, excited chatter)

2894
02:03:19,283 --> 02:03:20,722
So it's about love today.

2895
02:03:22,495 --> 02:03:25,188
- ♪ Did you know? ♪
- ♪ We don't need your ♪

2896
02:03:25,188 --> 02:03:26,893
♪ Did you know? ♪

2897
02:03:26,893 --> 02:03:28,895
- ♪ Oscar nom, baby ♪
- ♪ Did you know? ♪

2898
02:03:28,895 --> 02:03:31,931
- ♪ We don't need your ♪
- ♪ Did you know? ♪

2899
02:03:31,931 --> 02:03:34,197
- ♪ Little statues of love ♪
- ♪ Did you know? ♪

2900
02:03:34,197 --> 02:03:37,068
- ♪ We got real scars ♪
- ♪ Did you know? ♪

2901
02:03:37,068 --> 02:03:40,071
- ♪ From our labor of love. ♪
- (song ends)

2902
02:03:40,071 --> 02:03:42,139
(sirens wailing)

2903
02:03:44,341 --> 02:03:45,747
(exclaims)

2904
02:03:45,747 --> 02:03:47,650
(Gail grunts)

2905
02:03:47,650 --> 02:03:50,917
(grunts)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

2906
02:03:50,917 --> 02:03:53,282
Wait a--
Would you just calm down?

2907
02:03:53,282 --> 02:03:54,756
(sighs)

2908
02:03:54,756 --> 02:03:56,461
You know who I am, right?

2909
02:03:56,461 --> 02:03:59,629
I mean, I can make you
a massive star,

2910
02:03:59,629 --> 02:04:02,159
you handsome beast!

2911
02:04:04,163 --> 02:04:06,768
And you, you have
the right to remain silent.

2912
02:04:08,299 --> 02:04:09,837
So shut the hell up.

2913
02:04:09,837 --> 02:04:12,334
- Will somebody cuff this bitch?
- Let's go.

2914
02:04:12,334 --> 02:04:13,676
These guys are from
the prop department.

2915
02:04:13,676 --> 02:04:15,678
These ain't,
these ain't cops, man.

2916
02:04:15,678 --> 02:04:17,339
Back up, man!

2917
02:04:18,782 --> 02:04:21,486
I'm calling my agent.
I'm getting my agent involved!

2918
02:04:21,486 --> 02:04:23,488
- Let-let him go. Let him go.
- GAIL: Tom!

2919
02:04:23,488 --> 02:04:27,316
RYDER:
No signal. Got to get... some...

2920
02:04:29,122 --> 02:04:31,529
(laughs) Three bars!

2921
02:04:35,194 --> 02:04:37,700
Actor.

2922
02:04:41,068 --> 02:04:43,464
Get me Jason Momoa's agent
on the phone.

2923
02:04:43,464 --> 02:04:46,841
♪ Waiting for love ♪

2924
02:04:46,841 --> 02:04:50,438
♪ To catch me again ♪

2925
02:04:50,438 --> 02:04:53,881
♪ Waiting for love ♪

2926
02:04:53,881 --> 02:04:57,445
♪ To lock me up
and throw away the key ♪

2927
02:04:57,445 --> 02:05:00,481
♪ Waiting for love ♪

2928
02:05:00,481 --> 02:05:04,287
♪ To catch me again ♪

2929
02:05:04,287 --> 02:05:07,389
♪ Waiting for love ♪

2930
02:05:07,389 --> 02:05:14,495
♪ To play the strings
that made our hearts beat one ♪

2931
02:05:14,495 --> 02:05:18,708
♪ We can't fall out of time ♪

2932
02:05:18,708 --> 02:05:21,337
♪ Try to find an answer ♪

2933
02:05:21,337 --> 02:05:24,681
♪ Looking for a sign ♪

2934
02:05:24,681 --> 02:05:27,849
♪ There's just no reason ♪

2935
02:05:27,849 --> 02:05:31,248
♪ And there's really no rhyme ♪

2936
02:05:31,248 --> 02:05:35,087
♪ And we wouldn't be moved ♪

2937
02:05:35,087 --> 02:05:38,321
♪ And neither could see ♪

2938
02:05:38,321 --> 02:05:41,830
♪ That I needed you ♪

2939
02:05:41,830 --> 02:05:45,163
♪ And you needed me ♪

2940
02:05:45,163 --> 02:05:48,001
♪ If I could go back ♪

2941
02:05:48,001 --> 02:05:51,367
♪ I'd do it differently ♪

2942
02:05:51,367 --> 02:05:54,876
♪ Now I'm falling all the time ♪

2943
02:05:54,876 --> 02:05:59,210
♪ And I need you in my life ♪

2944
02:05:59,210 --> 02:06:02,345
♪ Waiting for love ♪

2945
02:06:02,345 --> 02:06:06,019
♪ To catch me again ♪

2946
02:06:06,019 --> 02:06:09,121
♪ Waiting for love ♪

2947
02:06:09,121 --> 02:06:16,128
♪ To play the strings
that made our hearts beat one ♪

2948
02:06:16,128 --> 02:06:21,133
- ♪ We can't fall out of time. ♪
- (song ends)