Dude. Quit messing around and give me a hand with these boxes.
I'm busy!
What? What is it?
Radicola!
Aw man, this stuff was the best!
This is from the 1984 Olympics!
Dude, let's go take these out back and drink 'em all.
Come on!
Skips, we have a lot-
we have a lot to do. I need to be around-
No, you should think it over, I'm telling you.
I don't know, Skips.
Seriously, Benson,
you work too hard.
You should take the night off.
Well... if you say so.
- But if anything happens- - Stop your worrying.
- Everything'll be fine. - Okay.
Benson gone...
...plus soda...
...equals
Party!
Him, him, her, him—
Definitely invite her!
Hey, jerkweeds!
Get off the computer - I got sign-up time.
You know how long my downloads take.
We're busy inviting people to our party.
What? Your parties suck!
I was at the last one,
and there weren't even any chicks.
Yeah, well, just you wait!
This party's gonna be awesome.
I highly doubt it.
We gonna paaaaar-ty!
Got some chips, got some dips!
Some call me cheap, bit of a freeloader,
but I bought cups for that old-school soda!
I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast,
but here's some hummus for these mini-toasts!
- Huu-mmus! - Humm-uus!
- Hummus! - Why are you guys yelling hummus?
Uh, no reason.
Doesn't matter anyway,
'coz while I'm on my night off tonight, Skips is in charge.
That's right, this guy is going to be my eyes and ears.
This better be some party.
Man, this party is off the hook!
Coz we got soda in taa house!
What?
1984 Olympics?
Are you sure we can drink this?
Sure you can! It's aged to perfection.
Told you this party was going to blow!
I think this is the place...
Oh, sorry. We thought there was a party here.
I told you, I told you!
Your party is lame!
Dude! This party is tanking fast!
There's gotta be a way to step this up.
Isn't your party tanking fast?
Vell, I've got the answer!
Party Pete!
- Party Pete. - Awesome party, bro!
Isn't your party not hearty? Call me!
Act now and get ze free promotional ice sculpture!
Vat ist you vaiting for?
Party Pete!
Aw, man. We need that guy!
What?! Why would you want to pay fifty dollars
for some dude to come to our house?
What's he even gonna do?
He's just gonna come and eat all our food.
Do you have a better idea?
Yes, I do.
Come on, Skips! Dance!
Don't touch me!
Oh, it hurts to listen!
Hear that?
That's the sound of your party failing!
Dance to that, losers!
Just relax, Benson.
Everything's gonna be fine, Benson.
Skips has got this.
Yeah.
You deserve this, Benson.
Yes. Yes, I do.
...slowly decapitates him.
And that was the mating of the Toledo horsefly,
narrated by me...
This party's hit rock bottom, dude.
Muscle Man was right.
- What are you doing?! - Calling Party Pete.
Mm, ja, ja, Party Pete.
Party Pete?
Alright, let's get outta here.
Where's everybody going?
We've had enough. We're gonna head out.
Yeah, losers!
Takes more than expired soda to have a party.
It takes guests with breasts,
and mine don't count.
Guys, people are coming. They're just fashionably late.
It's ten thirty.
Nobody else is gonna come.
I wonder who that could be, ha ha...
- Quick, how much money you got? - Three dollars.
I've got five.
- Ya have ze fifty dollars? - Great, you're here.
- How much partying will this buy? - Eight bucks?!
About ten minutes.
That's great! That's all we need to get the party started again.
Okay, ve'll do it.
Chrissy! Janet!
Get ze eight dollar version of ze promotional ice sculpture.
Cool!
Hey, everybody! Ready to party?
Aw, yeah! In yo' face, Muscle Man!
Yeah! In your face!
OK, ten minutes are up, ve're going to go.
Aw yeah! This party's lame... again!
Party Pete! Can't you stick around for one soda?
Woah, I remember zis stuff!
I suppose one couldn't hurt.
Yeah! You keep zese coming und I keep ze party going!
No good can come of this.
I knew we'd find the party!
Party Pete! 缺缺缺
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Dude! This party is insane!
I know! The centaurs even showed up!
Huh? What the-
Suck on this, promotional ice sculpture!
We did it, dude!
Check that out.
Having a good time, Muscle Man?
Hey, wassup, Mordy and Rigby?
You remember how your toilet like used to flush,
an' also like how it used to not be on fire?
Anyway, phone call for ya!
Some angry dude named Benson. Later!
- Hello? - Is that a party I hear?
Uh, no, that's the TV.
Oh, yeah? I can hear music coming from the house!
I think I'm gonna come down for a little visit.
See ya soon!
Dude, Benson is coming. We gotta find Party Pete, fast.
Party Pete! Party Pete!
Ugh, Party Pete! How many of these have you had?!
Seriously, man! You gotta stop!
Stop? But I do not vant to.
Dude, he's unstoppable!
Not for long.
If we give him more soda,
he'll grow brighter and brighter until he exhausts all his energy.
Then he'll burn out like a star!
Come on. Let's do this.
It's working!
Quick, we need more soda!
We're all out.
Wait. I know where there's more soda.
Alright everybody, on three.
One, two, three!
Dude! Party Pete's gonna blow!
Hit the deck!
We're dead. This place is completely trashed.
We'll never get this place cleaned up before Benson comes back!
It could be worse.
That's the coolest thing I've ever seen.
Yo, that party was awesome!
We'll totally help you clean up.
And we're here to help, too!
Oh man! Benson's coming!
Everybody out through the kitchen!
Wicked party, duders!
Capital soiree!
I guess I was wrong. That party was kinda awesome.
I'm gonna go collapse in my bathtub now.
You guys are dead. I knew I couldn't trust yo...
- What the... - Oh, hey Benson! What's up?
- What are you guys doing? - We're just playing video games.
You guys are clean!
Sorry for doubting you.
I wanna do something nice for you two.
Yep, you guys of all people would appreciate this.
I've been saving some soda
from the 1984 Olympics for a special occasion.
Uh wait what?
So let's crack open some cold ones!
They're up in the attic, come on!
We're dead.