1 00:00:00,738 --> 00:00:08,341 Subtitle by: demonoic. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:14,294 --> 00:00:15,575 Da-da-da-da-da! Dig Champs! 3 00:00:15,575 --> 00:00:19,776 Dude 4 00:00:19,876 --> 00:00:20,697 These are probably the best graphics I've ever seen in my life! 5 00:00:20,697 --> 00:00:22,668 Dude 6 00:00:28,300 --> 00:00:29,500 It looks just like the cover! 7 00:00:30,351 --> 00:00:32,392 Dude, let's play it. 8 00:00:36,258 --> 00:00:38,079 We should stretch it out first. 9 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:41,250 We don't want to pull our "hammies," know what I'm sayin'? 10 00:00:41,761 --> 00:00:43,121 Hey, whatta ya doin'?! 11 00:00:43,121 --> 00:00:44,072 Starting. 12 00:00:44,072 --> 00:00:46,553 Hurry up, and, pick your character! 13 00:00:46,813 --> 00:00:47,683 Aw, what?! 14 00:00:47,763 --> 00:00:49,194 I wanted to be player one! 15 00:00:49,264 --> 00:00:49,874 Dude 16 00:00:49,874 --> 00:00:50,934 I'm player one. 17 00:00:50,934 --> 00:00:52,215 You're player two. 18 00:00:52,215 --> 00:00:53,406 I don't wanna be player two! 19 00:00:53,406 --> 00:00:55,106 He digs with a sucky pickaxe! 20 00:00:55,106 --> 00:00:56,537 I want the one with the shovel! 21 00:00:56,607 --> 00:00:58,068 Dude, they're exactly the same! 22 00:00:58,068 --> 00:00:59,858 Then why don't you be player two?! 23 00:01:00,459 --> 00:01:02,109 I'm not using that sucky pickaxe! 24 00:01:02,399 --> 00:01:03,390 See?! 25 00:01:03,390 --> 00:01:05,000 Dude, calm down! 26 00:01:05,030 --> 00:01:07,461 Let's play Punchies to see who gets to be player one. 27 00:01:07,622 --> 00:01:08,532 Fine! 28 00:01:12,514 --> 00:01:14,174 Looks like I'm player one. 29 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:15,015 No! 30 00:01:15,045 --> 00:01:16,095 It's not fair! 31 00:01:16,095 --> 00:01:17,546 You always get your way! 32 00:01:17,546 --> 00:01:20,007 Let's play Punchies, let's play Punchies. 33 00:01:20,007 --> 00:01:20,927 I'm sick of it! 34 00:01:20,927 --> 00:01:22,848 Of course I'm not gonna beat you at punchies! 35 00:01:22,918 --> 00:01:25,509 Dude, you don't beat anybody at punchies. 36 00:01:25,509 --> 00:01:26,309 Yes I do! 37 00:01:26,309 --> 00:01:27,370 No you don't. 38 00:01:38,204 --> 00:01:39,095 Quick, doctor, 39 00:01:39,095 --> 00:01:41,116 both of these butt cheeks are unrecognizable. 40 00:01:41,176 --> 00:01:43,857 If we want anyone to be able to recognize this as a butt in the future, 41 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,388 then we're gonna have to do a complete butt transplant, stat! 42 00:01:46,518 --> 00:01:48,189 Stop talking! 43 00:01:48,189 --> 00:01:50,650 There was only damage to the one cheek and you know it! 44 00:01:52,310 --> 00:01:53,151 That's right! 45 00:01:53,151 --> 00:01:55,152 We used to call you the One- Cheek Wonder! 46 00:01:55,152 --> 00:01:56,662 Dude, I'm bringin' it back. 47 00:01:56,662 --> 00:01:57,683 You better not! 48 00:01:57,683 --> 00:01:59,984 Is that One- Cheek wonder? 49 00:01:59,984 --> 00:02:01,884 I hope he's not trying to play 50 00:02:01,884 --> 00:02:04,306 Punchies with cheeks like that! 51 00:02:05,106 --> 00:02:05,866 Stop! 52 00:02:05,866 --> 00:02:06,847 Don't look at them! 53 00:02:06,847 --> 00:02:07,927 I'll win at punchies, 54 00:02:07,927 --> 00:02:08,847 you'll see! 55 00:02:12,829 --> 00:02:14,170 Dumb Mordecai! 56 00:02:14,170 --> 00:02:15,420 I hate you! 57 00:02:15,490 --> 00:02:17,981 You better not be messin' up my side of the room! 58 00:02:20,482 --> 00:02:21,893 You're ruining my life!!! 59 00:02:30,697 --> 00:02:32,027 Stupid bo- 60 00:02:32,437 --> 00:02:32,898 -ok? 61 00:02:33,388 --> 00:02:35,149 Death Kwon Do? 62 00:02:36,209 --> 00:02:39,761 "Learn kicks, chops and punches in moments." 63 00:02:39,861 --> 00:02:42,322 "Unlock your full potential today"? 64 00:02:43,192 --> 00:02:45,313 Yes! 65 00:02:47,444 --> 00:02:49,044 It's a touching story. 66 00:02:49,315 --> 00:02:50,235 Really, it is. 67 00:02:50,435 --> 00:02:51,916 But I don't know if you're ready 68 00:02:51,916 --> 00:02:53,196 for Death Kwon Do. 69 00:02:53,476 --> 00:02:54,397 Why not?! 70 00:02:54,577 --> 00:02:57,468 Death Kwon Do is all about self defense. 71 00:02:57,648 --> 00:02:58,809 But from the sound of it, 72 00:02:58,809 --> 00:03:00,289 you just want to hit harder. 73 00:03:01,210 --> 00:03:01,870 No? 74 00:03:02,150 --> 00:03:03,511 Can you just teach me something? 75 00:03:04,671 --> 00:03:05,812 Determination. 76 00:03:06,022 --> 00:03:06,762 I like that. 77 00:03:07,042 --> 00:03:10,303 Okay, I'll teach you some beginner defensive moves. 78 00:03:10,604 --> 00:03:11,654 All you gotta do is 79 00:03:11,654 --> 00:03:13,825 pick from the sacred text 80 00:03:13,825 --> 00:03:15,796 of Death Kwon Do 81 00:03:17,316 --> 00:03:18,517 Let's see, we can start you off 82 00:03:18,517 --> 00:03:20,518 with "Bicep Flex of Death." 83 00:03:21,808 --> 00:03:23,859 Or there's the "Leg Lifts of Death." 84 00:03:23,859 --> 00:03:25,320 That's a good beginner's move. 85 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,391 Or the "Pelvic Thrust of Death." 86 00:03:27,391 --> 00:03:29,522 That's one of my personal favorites. 87 00:03:29,982 --> 00:03:30,792 That one. 88 00:03:30,852 --> 00:03:31,953 That's the one I want. 89 00:03:32,073 --> 00:03:33,733 "The Death Punch." 90 00:03:36,615 --> 00:03:39,596 That I'm afraid is not for beginners. 91 00:03:39,606 --> 00:03:40,926 What, why? 92 00:03:40,956 --> 00:03:43,768 Because you only want to use it to beat up your friends. 93 00:03:43,768 --> 00:03:45,418 You're not pure of heart! 94 00:03:45,468 --> 00:03:46,109 What?! 95 00:03:46,239 --> 00:03:47,999 Don't call me not pure of heart! 96 00:03:48,069 --> 00:03:49,840 What about you with your crappy mullet?! 97 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:51,271 You're the one who's not pure of heart! 98 00:03:51,271 --> 00:03:52,221 That's it! 99 00:03:52,341 --> 00:03:55,342 I'm turning my back on you and counting to three! 100 00:03:55,473 --> 00:03:56,393 Of death. 101 00:03:56,643 --> 00:03:58,444 And when I turn back around 102 00:03:58,444 --> 00:03:59,904 you're toast! 103 00:04:00,084 --> 00:04:00,895 One 104 00:04:01,025 --> 00:04:01,895 Of death. 105 00:04:02,055 --> 00:04:02,966 Two 106 00:04:03,126 --> 00:04:04,576 Of death. 107 00:04:07,217 --> 00:04:11,419 No! 108 00:04:11,589 --> 00:04:12,310 Sensei, 109 00:04:13,540 --> 00:04:16,171 I think somebody just death kwon clogged the toilet. 110 00:04:16,301 --> 00:04:21,253 No! 111 00:04:26,085 --> 00:04:27,186 ♪Try to be best♪ 112 00:04:27,186 --> 00:04:28,406 ♪Cause you're only a man♪ 113 00:04:28,406 --> 00:04:30,687 ♪And a man’s gotta learn to take it♪ 114 00:04:31,098 --> 00:04:32,128 ♪Try to believe♪ 115 00:04:32,128 --> 00:04:33,429 ♪Though the going gets rough♪ 116 00:04:33,429 --> 00:04:35,780 ♪That you gotta hang tough to make it♪ 117 00:04:36,290 --> 00:04:37,290 ♪History♪ 118 00:04:37,290 --> 00:04:38,781 ♪Repeat itself♪ 119 00:04:38,781 --> 00:04:40,782 ♪Try and you’ll succeed♪ 120 00:04:41,282 --> 00:04:43,533 ♪Never doubt that you’re the one♪ 121 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:45,764 ♪And you can have your dreams!♪ 122 00:04:45,794 --> 00:04:46,994 ♪You’re the best!♪ 123 00:04:47,064 --> 00:04:48,585 ♪Around!♪ 124 00:04:48,895 --> 00:04:50,886 ♪Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down♪ 125 00:04:50,886 --> 00:04:52,196 ♪You’re the Best!♪ 126 00:04:52,337 --> 00:04:53,477 ♪Around!♪ 127 00:04:55,218 --> 00:04:56,928 Time to take this baby for a 128 00:04:56,928 --> 00:04:58,359 test drive. 129 00:05:07,753 --> 00:05:09,164 Oh no, 130 00:05:09,364 --> 00:05:10,364 Bro! 131 00:05:28,052 --> 00:05:30,693 You're next, Mordecai!! 132 00:05:35,805 --> 00:05:36,655 All right, Rigby. 133 00:05:36,755 --> 00:05:38,026 Cry baby time's over. 134 00:05:38,026 --> 00:05:39,266 Come on, let's go get some food. 135 00:05:39,266 --> 00:05:39,947 I'm buying. 136 00:05:40,697 --> 00:05:41,467 What? 137 00:05:42,058 --> 00:05:43,078 Rigby! 138 00:05:44,769 --> 00:05:46,459 He's gonna pay for this. 139 00:05:47,610 --> 00:05:49,651 Death Kwon Do? 140 00:05:49,861 --> 00:05:51,652 Where are you, Mordecai? 141 00:05:51,722 --> 00:05:53,903 I wanna play you punchies! 142 00:05:54,673 --> 00:05:55,433 Hey, mister, 143 00:05:55,433 --> 00:05:56,614 have you seen Mordecai? 144 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:57,464 No. 145 00:05:57,584 --> 00:05:58,585 Who's.. 146 00:05:58,965 --> 00:06:00,025 Have you seen 'im? 147 00:06:00,025 --> 00:06:00,655 Seen.. 148 00:06:01,756 --> 00:06:02,656 How 'bout you? 149 00:06:05,758 --> 00:06:07,949 so you think you're gonna beat me at punchies? 150 00:06:08,009 --> 00:06:09,589 Well, I've got news for you. 151 00:06:09,819 --> 00:06:11,760 I know your little secret. 152 00:06:27,667 --> 00:06:29,228 Now massage this foot! 153 00:06:29,318 --> 00:06:31,248 But I already did that one. 154 00:06:31,528 --> 00:06:32,549 Then rub it again! 155 00:06:32,549 --> 00:06:34,260 Unless you want to get punched again! 156 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:35,590 And Pops, 157 00:06:35,590 --> 00:06:36,881 what's with the easy-breezy? 158 00:06:36,881 --> 00:06:37,741 Speed it up! 159 00:06:37,741 --> 00:06:40,332 My pepperonis are roasting down here! 160 00:06:41,613 --> 00:06:42,353 Muscle Man, 161 00:06:42,353 --> 00:06:43,894 you see Mordecai yet? 162 00:06:45,064 --> 00:06:46,965 I can't see anything. 163 00:06:46,985 --> 00:06:48,966 I'm right here, Rigby! 164 00:06:49,256 --> 00:06:50,286 Gimme those! 165 00:06:54,198 --> 00:06:56,839 Looks like you've learned the ways of Death Kwon Do. 166 00:06:56,909 --> 00:07:00,251 Looks like you know how to say things people are already aware of. 167 00:07:00,251 --> 00:07:00,941 Whatever! 168 00:07:00,941 --> 00:07:02,942 You can't handle The Death Punch! 169 00:07:03,212 --> 00:07:05,293 That sounds like a challenge. 170 00:07:05,433 --> 00:07:07,874 That's because maybe it IS a challenge! 171 00:07:07,974 --> 00:07:09,965 Well then what're you doing up there? 172 00:07:10,065 --> 00:07:11,735 Muscle Man, High Fives, 173 00:07:12,016 --> 00:07:13,346 Carry me down. 174 00:07:15,167 --> 00:07:16,137 Don't drop me! 175 00:07:16,477 --> 00:07:17,538 Be careful! 176 00:07:19,359 --> 00:07:20,669 Leaning, leaning! 177 00:07:20,749 --> 00:07:21,720 Here, here! 178 00:07:21,770 --> 00:07:22,770 Set me here. 179 00:07:27,192 --> 00:07:28,763 What move did you learn? 180 00:07:29,223 --> 00:07:31,284 Why don't you come over here and find out. 181 00:07:41,738 --> 00:07:42,298 What?! 182 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:46,980 How come you're not dead yet? 183 00:07:47,190 --> 00:07:48,791 Probably because I learned 184 00:07:48,851 --> 00:07:51,022 "The Death Block." 185 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:54,794 It worked pretty good for a first try, 186 00:07:55,064 --> 00:07:57,595 either that or your Death Punch totally blows! 187 00:07:57,595 --> 00:07:58,755 I'll kill you!! 188 00:08:01,767 --> 00:08:03,767 You're never gonna beat me at punchies! 189 00:08:17,443 --> 00:08:18,874 Are you finished yet? 190 00:08:18,944 --> 00:08:20,635 Not until I smash you!! 191 00:08:25,427 --> 00:08:25,967 What? 192 00:08:25,967 --> 00:08:27,478 Are you afraid of a little lava? 193 00:08:29,849 --> 00:08:31,459 Dude, this is serious! 194 00:08:31,509 --> 00:08:32,740 We've gotta get out of here! 195 00:08:32,740 --> 00:08:33,490 Never! 196 00:08:33,490 --> 00:08:35,491 Not until I beat you at punchies! 197 00:08:37,652 --> 00:08:38,712 Dude, stop! 198 00:08:38,712 --> 00:08:39,893 We're gonna die! 199 00:08:39,943 --> 00:08:41,013 I don't care! 200 00:08:41,013 --> 00:08:42,824 I'm sick of you always winning! 201 00:09:00,021 --> 00:09:03,043 I'm not quitting 'till I win! 202 00:09:12,647 --> 00:09:14,257 You got me, you got me! 203 00:09:14,908 --> 00:09:15,468 You got me. 204 00:09:15,468 --> 00:09:16,128 You win! 205 00:09:16,128 --> 00:09:18,029 We have to stop now 'cause I lost. 206 00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:20,890 I told ya I was gonna win! 207 00:09:20,890 --> 00:09:21,971 In yo face! 208 00:09:22,981 --> 00:09:25,342 I finally get to be player one! 209 00:09:25,442 --> 00:09:26,182 What?! 210 00:09:26,212 --> 00:09:27,563 That's what this is about?! 211 00:09:27,653 --> 00:09:29,714 You just wanted to be player one?! 212 00:09:30,154 --> 00:09:32,715 That's all I ever wanted! 213 00:09:32,765 --> 00:09:34,936 Dude, you can totally be player one. 214 00:09:36,457 --> 00:09:37,877 Dude, quit crying. 215 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:39,468 I said you could be player one. 216 00:09:39,478 --> 00:09:40,398 I know, 217 00:09:40,398 --> 00:09:43,160 but what good is being player one now? 218 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:47,001 We're just gonna die in this lava!! 219 00:09:47,171 --> 00:09:48,282 Don't worry, dude. 220 00:09:48,282 --> 00:09:50,253 I can get us away from the lava. 221 00:09:50,663 --> 00:09:51,673 Really? 222 00:09:51,733 --> 00:09:52,583 How? 223 00:09:52,624 --> 00:09:55,695 You think I'm dumb enough to steal only one Death Kwon Do move? 224 00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:56,285 Wha-? 225 00:09:56,295 --> 00:09:58,046 Now, how do you wanna get outta here? 226 00:09:58,126 --> 00:09:59,256 "The Death Jump" 227 00:09:59,386 --> 00:10:00,697 or "The Death Dump"? 228 00:10:01,797 --> 00:10:02,638 Sick!! 229 00:10:03,048 --> 00:10:04,408 Better go with the Death Jump. 230 00:10:04,609 --> 00:10:05,699 Hold on tight. 231 00:10:11,772 --> 00:10:12,752 Look! 232 00:10:17,124 --> 00:10:18,114 Why yes sir, 233 00:10:18,144 --> 00:10:19,525 I have the Death Jump 234 00:10:19,525 --> 00:10:21,676 and the Death Dump right he- 235 00:10:22,446 --> 00:10:25,207 No! 236 00:10:27,898 --> 00:10:28,659 Dig Champs! 237 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,100 It's finally happening! 238 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:35,422 For once being a huge baby actually worked out for you! 239 00:10:35,422 --> 00:10:36,782 Stop talking!!! 240 00:10:37,472 --> 00:10:39,133 Dude, just hurry up and play. 241 00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:41,594 You're just gonna die right at the beginning anyway. 242 00:10:44,095 --> 00:10:45,046 I'll show you! 243 00:10:50,038 --> 00:10:50,828 What?! 244 00:10:51,038 --> 00:10:52,109 Snails are bad?! 245 00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:53,449 I thought snails were good! 246 00:10:53,599 --> 00:10:54,310 No, dude. 247 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:55,520 Snails are bad. 248 00:10:56,741 --> 00:10:57,891 This sucks! 249 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,792 I wanna be player two.