I found it in the trash in the back.
Isn't it cool?
Dude,
you gotta stop pulling stuff out of the trash.
It's unnatural.
You're unnatural!
Besides,
this is different.
It's a treasure from the past.
It is a pretty sweet plate.
We should put some food on this baby!
Agreed.
You know what would look
great on this plate?
Chocolate cake!
Yes!
But how can we afford something as good as chocolate cake?
Don't worry, dude.
I think I know where we can get one.
Check it, dude.
Cake mix.
Add some water,
slap it in the oven,
pull that greasy pig out and BAM!
you've got yourself a cake, baby.
I can't wait to eat that greasy pig.
Wait,
how much does it cost?
A buck fifty.
I told you cake mix is too expensive.
Do you know the bride or the groom?
The one with the cake?
We don't have cakes.
Well,
I'm all out of ideas.
I got it!
There's that chocolate cake at the snack bar!
But Benson will only let you have it for free if it's your birthday.
Who is to say it's not my birthday?
Who is to say it's not MY birthday?
Free cake! Free cake!
It's neither of your birthdays.
He's killing us with that!
No cake. No cake.
But it IS Skips' birthday!
Free cake! Free cake!
He's really private about it.
No cake. No cake.
Come to think of it,
I don't think we've ever had a party for Skips.
If memory serves,
Skips secludes himself in the woods
every year on the day of his birth.
So, wait?
You guys have never thrown a party for Skips?
No.
Dude, that sucks!
-Skips totally deserves a party! -And cake!
Whenever something goes wrong,
it’s Skips who fixes it.
He’s always there for us,
no matter what.
I bet,
Skips wants a party!
But he’s such a quiet guy he doesn’t know how to ask!
We owe him a party!
And also a cake!
Good show,
jolly good show!
Benson, the soiree for Skips,
what a crackerjack idea!
You’re right.
Fine!
If you two get Skips on board
we’ll throw a party for him.
We know how to get him on board.
Okay!
How will we get him on board?
I know!
Let’s get a van!
Happy birthday, Skips!
BAM!
Free cake!
No, dude.
That’s kidnapping.
But we can’t just tell him.
You heard Benson,
Skips isn’t in of this stuff.
I know, but dude,
Skips is cool!
We should just go and tell him we gonna throw him a party.
Lame!
What?
What’s wrong with that?
Two things:
One
no surprise and two
no vans!
That’s it!
What? Vans?
No! Surprise!
Dude,
We should throw Skips a surprise party!
Dude, that’s perfect!
Yeah I know.
‘Cause no one can say NO to a surprise party!
‘Cause they can’t!
Free cake! Free cake!
No,
I don’t wanna hang out with you guys at 8 o’clock tonight.
Well, then..
How about later tonight?
No!
I wanna be left alone!
What do we do now?
Dude!
Check it!
We’d just lie to Benson and get the cake first,
and figure out the Skips part later.
Sounds like a cake of the idea to me.
Free cake! Free cake!
Skips totally wants a birthday party.
Really?
How did you convince him?
We told him there’s gonna be cake.
He wants an extra-large chocolate one!
Really?
8 o’clock.
His place.
But he wants it to be a surprise,
so if you see him don’t say anything.
Okay.
Here’s the key to the cake in a snack bar.
I guess I’ll see you at 8.
BUT IF YOU MORONS ARE LYING TO ME,
YOU’LL BE ON DISH DUTY FOR THE NEXT MONTH!
We did it!
Let’s eat it!
No!
You heard Benson.
Do you wanna be on dish duty?
Fine!
We’ll do dish duty.
No, dude.
We have to get Skips.
Are you sure Skips is even here?
Pops said Skips secludes himself in the woods.
Where else should we look?
Don’t touch that cake.
It’s a medical emergency!
You just ate a sandwich!
Are you a doctor now?
Did you go a medical school in a past 5 minutes?
We’re saving it for the party, and that’s THAT.
Do you see them?
Not yet!
Hit the lights. It’s almost 8 p.m.
Skips is gonna be so surprised when he comes and sees us totally naked!
It’s not that kind of
party, Muscle Man!
Don’t turn on the lights!
Man, it’s almost 8.
We’re not gonna find him, let’s just eat it!
No.
Benson’s gonna get pissed,
so we shouldn’t.
Benson’s gonna get like that no matter what.
Better to have no regrets!
Dude!
No!
RIGBY!
GET OFF!
Dude! Quit it!
You’re ruining the cake!
Wait!
What’s that?
Sounds like some kind of..
weird Aztec ritual..
I think it’s coming from over there.
We should go to check it out.
That’s funny.
Usually, if there’s a strange noise in the woods,
you don’t check it out.
Mordecai?
What’s Skips doing?
I don’t know.
But it looks kind of important.
Maybe we should leave him alone.
What about the cake?
Would you forget about the cake for a minute?
Rigby!
You’re coming with us, Skips!
What are you doing!
Fools!
You interrupted my spirit dance!
You don’t realize what you’ve done!
Skips!
You have broken the pacts with the Guardians of Youth!
Gary!
You don’t have to do this!
Listen!
I’m just doing my job.
Wait!
Where are you taking him?
I’m only the chauffeur.
Dude!
I think we just screwed Skips!
And ourselves!
No Skips, no cake!
Come on!
We better follow him!
Dude!
What the..
Dude!
What’s with the babies?
We’ve got to get Skips back to the park.
Shut up!
Guardians of Eternal Youth!
I have brought you
the condemned!
Skips!
You have failed to complete the Spirit Dance!
And thus the pact you made with us for eternal youth
has been broken!
Now you shall shrivel into dust
and disappear!
Forever!
SKIPS!!
Wait!
It’s not his fault!
What's done
is done!
But this is our fault!
We interrupted the dance before he could finish!
Let him finish that dance thing!
The decision of the Guardians cannot be overturned!
SKIPS!
We’re sorry, Skips!
Yeah, we’re sorry!
We just wanna to throw you a surprise party!
It was going to be really cool.
We were gonna eat cake..
Cake?!
Did someone say cake?
No!
There’s no cake!
Wait, brothers!
I smell cake!
Do you smell it as well?
I smell cake!
As do I!
Cake! Cake!
Wait!
You guys like cake?
Yes! Yes! We love it!
Give me the cake, dude!
No way!
So, you’re telling me you like
cake?
The blue one has cake! Cake!
Give us the cake!
The cake for Skips!
Mordecai, what are you doing?!
Dude!
Do you want Skips to die on his birthday?
All right!
Do we have a deal?
What flavor is it?
Chocolate!
We have reached a new decision!
We will restore Skips’ youth in exchange
for your cake!
Now change him back!
Done!
What!
They are not even eating it!
They’re just smushing it on their faces!
Be gone with you!
Surprise!
Let the merry making commence!
You guys almost kill me for some cake?
Here, Skips!
We’ve got you a birthday present!
It says: SKIPS; GODFATHER OF SOUL!
No one’s ever thrown me a birthday party before.
Thanks!
So, where’s the cake?
Cake?
I don’t remember anything about cake.
Me neither.
Must be a misunderstanding.
The cake from the snack bar!
Oh, you wanna that cake for this party?
I mean what a mix-up, right?
The important thing is we are all together.
I knew I couldn’t trust you, idiots!
You’re lucky Pops brought a spare!
Happy birthday, Skips!
Yes!
Finally!
Vanilla..
Everyone ready for the barbeque?
How's everything coming,
Pops?
I've been making pies all morning!
Skips?
I made Chilli.
Well I have a little surprise.
I was getting excited for the annual barbecue
so in addition for putting on this shirt
I splurged on some Super Extra
Premium Grade A Hot Dogs.
Oh, it's been a while since I had a grilled meat link.
So where'd you get them?
I got them online.
I spared no expense,
I even payed extra for overnight shipping.
Where are they?
Let's throw those babies on the grill.
I gave them to Rigby.
Oh, are Mordecai and Rigby grilling already?
No, no.
I just told them to bring them outside.
I definitely told them NOT
to grill the hot dogs.
Are you sure Benson said we could grill the hot dogs?
Benson totally said we could grill the hot dogs.
Sweet!
Let's get grilling.
Chillin' and Grillin'!
Benson spared no expense!
Real ingredients?
Dude, these are like luxury hot dogs.
Dude, this thing won't light.
I know how to get that baby going.
Out of my way.
Okay, dude,
I think that's good.
What?
I got it!
Aw, man.
I guess that's why Benson told me NOT to grill.
WHAT?!
I said I was sorry.
Come on, man.
No!
No more "Come on, man"s!
Benson's gonna totally blame me and it's all your fault!
I'm sick of you always getting me into trouble!
I just wanted to grill time with my bro.
Chillin' and Grillin'.
No.
No, don't.
It's too late.
Come on, dude. Don't!
It's already in motion.
Well, put it out of motion!
You pissed me off.
Dude, no.
Look at me!
If I fix it, will you stop being mad at me?
Maybe.
Fine, I'll fix it.
I'll just go get some more hot dogs from the meat locker down in the basement.
Benson will never know, ok?
Fine.
You'd better fix it, though.
I hate going down in the meat locker.
Don't worry, it'll be super quick, man!
I'll get the hot dogs, you hold the door.
Fine.
Meat.
Hurry up,
dude! It's freezing.
I can't find them.
I knew you couldn't fix it!
Wait!
I think they're on top, but I can't reach.
I'll grab 'em.
Come hold the door.
I don't see them.
Did you check over there?
Yeah I already...
DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
THE DOOR!
Oh my gosh!
I tottally propped the door with some bags of ice!
Check it.
Wait!
Wait! I can fix it, there's a safety latch.
Dude, don't force it!
Benson! Skips!
Help!
Go!
You did it to me again, man!
Don’t worry! I’ll get us out of this!
Just give it up, dude.
I knew you couldn’t fix it.
Dude, I fix stuff all the time!
No, you don’t!
What do you mean?!
The car,
the shoes,
the party,
that other party!
Stop right there!
You know Muscle Man pushed me!
Muscle Man wasn’t even there!
Fine, I’ll fix it!
You mean, like when you fixed the grill?
Or when you fixed the hot dogs by burning them!
Or... Oh, no, wait, I know!
You mean, like you brought us down here
locked us in the freezer to find more hot dogs?
but, surprise surprise..
there are no hot dogs!
But I can..
No!
Don’t even say it!
Just shut up so I can find a way out of here before you freeze to death.
Mordecai,
I found the thermostat!
I can totally fix it!
Oh, no!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT DRUMSTICK?!
Mordecai,
I’m sorry!
Let me try and fix it!
I’m sick of you saying that!
You can’t fix this, okay?
All you do is mess things up
and ruin people’s lives!
Sorry..
I just wanted to help..
Stop pretending like you do anything but get me in trouble!
You can’t fix anything!
And now..
I’m gonna die because of you!
No!
Dude don’t be mad at me!
Mordecai, Don't die mad at me!
Too..
late..
Mordecai?
Oh no,
oh no.
I can fix this!
Don’t worry, Mordecai!
I’m gonna take care of us.
You’ll see.
How am I doing?
Mordecai?
Am I doing all right?
“Yeah, Rigby, you’re doing good!”
Hot dogs!
I’ve been looking all over for you!
Please, frozen stranger!
Can you free us?
Yeah, I can free you.
But you gonna have to do something for me.
Here’s what you gotta do..
Hey, Mordecai!
Margaret!
You look stunning!
Spin with me!
Oh, Mordecai!
Oh, Margaret!
Mordecai!
I’M GONNA FIX IT!
Rigby?
you’re awake!
Mordecai.
I told you I can fix it!
While you were dead,
I found those talking hot dogs
and they gonna help us.
What?
They said they know the way out!
It’s true.
We can guide you out of the meat locker.
But only if you will agree to take us to a barbecue
where we can be eaten!
What?!
You WANT to be eaten?
Yes!
It is our destiny to be eaten!
Dude.
This is weird.
Benson’s gonna know these are not hot dogs he bought.
Look at them!
No! He won’t know! Just trust me!
I promise, it’ll work out!
Do we have a deal?
It’s a deal!
Dude, this is the way out!
Dude, they are not here yet!
We still have time!
Man, I can’t wait for those hot dogs!
Here they come.
This'd better work.
It’ll work! Just relax!
Hey, Benson, I’ve got the hot dogs right here.
I didn’t grill ‘em, just like you said.
Oh, boy, this is gonna be the best barbecue ever!
NOW!
What the..
What the heck are those..
This wasn’t a part of a deal!
Wait!
You fell for our trap!
Brilliantly!
We don’t want to be eaten!
We want to eat..
YOU!
But what about the prophecy?
There is no prophecy!
This is simply revenge!
For all our fallen brother and sister hot dogs
massacred by the hand of your barbecue!
And now..
You’ll join your friends
are awaiting a similar fate!
Help, Rigby!
Bad show.
Help!
No!
What are you doing to them?
Marinating them, of course!
Bag the last one!
Stand back, man!
Stand back!
This stuff’s delicious!
What the heck was that?
What did you do?!
Yeah, Rigby.
What did you do?
Don’t look at me!
Benson’s the one who went and bought the crazy Super Premium Psycho Hot Dogs!
He’s right!
I indeed remember now.
Yeah, he’s right!
This wouldn't've happened if you'd just bought regular hot dogs!
That’s for sure!
That is true!
No, but..
I don’t know what happened..
Well, I guess the barbecue is ruined now
thanks to Benson!
What?! No!
No, I can fix it!
Quick! Go and buy some hot dogs from the
store and make sure they’re regular.
I’m sorry, guys!
Minor setback.
I hope the overnight shipping was worth it!
Dude,
that was awesome!
I told you I’d fix it!
I knew that you would.