1 00:00:14,310 --> 00:00:15,521 What now? 2 00:00:15,551 --> 00:00:17,222 Look, we're working. See! 3 00:00:17,293 --> 00:00:20,045 Yeah, we're never gonna get done if you keep checking up on us! 4 00:00:20,155 --> 00:00:21,786 Pay day, fellas. 5 00:00:22,156 --> 00:00:23,637 Aww, nice! 6 00:00:23,647 --> 00:00:26,400 My favorite day of the every other week! 7 00:00:26,740 --> 00:00:27,671 Here. 8 00:00:28,992 --> 00:00:30,823 What, you don't like getting paid? 9 00:00:30,823 --> 00:00:34,416 No, I'm just getting tired of the old sandwich-baggie full of coins. 10 00:00:34,416 --> 00:00:36,337 Why can't we get a check like normal people? 11 00:00:36,337 --> 00:00:37,618 Skips gets checks! 12 00:00:37,618 --> 00:00:40,300 Skips has a bank account and a 401k. 13 00:00:40,410 --> 00:00:42,382 Well, at least give us the coins in an envelope 14 00:00:42,382 --> 00:00:43,973 or something more respectable, 15 00:00:44,053 --> 00:00:45,534 'cause this is degrading. 16 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:51,069 I need to get out of here. 17 00:00:51,919 --> 00:00:54,381 What's his deal? He doesn't respect us at all! 18 00:00:54,381 --> 00:00:56,093 Yeah, well that's his problem, right? 19 00:00:56,093 --> 00:00:57,574 We're respectable people! 20 00:00:58,384 --> 00:01:00,386 - Outta the way! - Losers! 21 00:01:00,406 --> 00:01:02,057 What the heck, man, watch it! 22 00:01:03,738 --> 00:01:05,530 See man, it's not just Benson, 23 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:07,151 people just don't respect us! 24 00:01:07,151 --> 00:01:08,812 Well, we could buy people's respect. 25 00:01:08,812 --> 00:01:09,983 Nah, too expensive. 26 00:01:10,774 --> 00:01:13,256 People respect people who are good at things. 27 00:01:16,358 --> 00:01:17,869 Margaret, what's going on? 28 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:21,242 The manager installed this new arcade game to keep the customers around. 29 00:01:21,242 --> 00:01:23,854 There kids are amazing at it, you should see 'em! 30 00:01:24,875 --> 00:01:26,306 Dude, it's those kids! 31 00:01:26,316 --> 00:01:27,627 Hey, hey you! 32 00:01:27,627 --> 00:01:28,387 What!? 33 00:01:28,387 --> 00:01:31,020 When you knock people over, you have to say you're sorry! 34 00:01:31,020 --> 00:01:32,971 You guys need to learn some respect. 35 00:01:32,971 --> 00:01:34,302 Respect our butts! 36 00:01:34,302 --> 00:01:36,083 No, you respect our butts! 37 00:01:36,083 --> 00:01:37,575 What are you guys doing!? 38 00:01:37,575 --> 00:01:40,397 Those kids practically killed us with their skateboards outside. 39 00:01:40,617 --> 00:01:42,498 So!? They're kids! 40 00:01:42,498 --> 00:01:44,460 What are you going to do, beat them up or something? 41 00:01:44,460 --> 00:01:48,073 No, but I am gonna kick their butts at this video game. 42 00:01:49,664 --> 00:01:51,035 I got next. 43 00:01:51,035 --> 00:01:52,216 Nice baggie, 44 00:01:52,266 --> 00:01:54,958 must've been sad when you break open your piggy bank. 45 00:01:57,810 --> 00:01:59,602 Seven-hundred thousand! 46 00:02:00,202 --> 00:02:02,384 TRD, turd. 47 00:02:02,774 --> 00:02:03,485 Nice! 48 00:02:05,186 --> 00:02:06,857 Beat that, gramps. 49 00:02:06,857 --> 00:02:08,789 Gramps? I'm in my 20s. 50 00:02:08,789 --> 00:02:10,930 Yeah, 1920s. 51 00:02:11,461 --> 00:02:12,722 Just move. 52 00:02:18,316 --> 00:02:20,308 How do you get negative points? 53 00:02:20,308 --> 00:02:21,949 How is that even possible? 54 00:02:21,949 --> 00:02:24,241 It was the first time I ever played that stupid game! 55 00:02:24,241 --> 00:02:25,131 Give me a break! 56 00:02:25,131 --> 00:02:27,273 I'm just saying, you made us look like chumps, man. 57 00:02:28,184 --> 00:02:29,275 Look at 'em. 58 00:02:29,275 --> 00:02:31,907 You guys really handed it to those losers. 59 00:02:31,907 --> 00:02:34,108 Free donuts for the champs! 60 00:02:37,231 --> 00:02:38,822 All right, we're outta here. 61 00:02:40,013 --> 00:02:41,494 Weren't they amazing? 62 00:02:42,485 --> 00:02:46,138 I can't believe we were so enthralled by a video game, but we were! 63 00:02:46,808 --> 00:02:49,450 I told you people respect you when you're good at something. 64 00:02:49,450 --> 00:02:51,332 And we're gonna get the respect we deserve 65 00:02:51,322 --> 00:02:53,093 by getting good at that game. 66 00:02:54,634 --> 00:02:56,696 Okay, Broken Bonez. 67 00:02:56,796 --> 00:02:58,587 So are you trying to get broken bones? 68 00:02:58,587 --> 00:02:59,718 Dude, c'mon, no, 69 00:02:59,718 --> 00:03:02,941 you just gotta go off these jumps and land without breaking your bones. 70 00:03:04,111 --> 00:03:05,533 Alright, I think I got it. 71 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:06,784 Here, gimme a shot. 72 00:03:11,647 --> 00:03:13,128 Woah, how'd you do that? 73 00:03:13,128 --> 00:03:14,920 I dunno, that's what those kids were doing. 74 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:16,641 Here, you do the joystick and I'll do the buttons. 75 00:03:16,641 --> 00:03:18,192 Just go crazy when we're in the air. 76 00:03:19,313 --> 00:03:20,984 Wow, another 500! 77 00:03:21,135 --> 00:03:22,546 Aww sweet! 78 00:03:22,546 --> 00:03:24,717 Aww, well not bad, not bad. 79 00:03:24,918 --> 00:03:26,729 You guys got some skill. 80 00:03:26,819 --> 00:03:29,511 Some? What do you mean some? 81 00:03:33,474 --> 00:03:35,756 C'mon, Jack Farley! 82 00:03:36,777 --> 00:03:37,817 Dangit! 83 00:03:37,888 --> 00:03:40,730 Well, I gotta hand it to you guys. 84 00:03:40,730 --> 00:03:42,731 You play better than you look. 85 00:03:42,781 --> 00:03:43,992 - Okay? - Thanks. 86 00:03:44,032 --> 00:03:46,524 Stop by the office sometime if you wanna hang. 87 00:03:46,524 --> 00:03:47,595 No charge. 88 00:03:48,596 --> 00:03:49,797 Yeah, Jack Farley? 89 00:03:50,017 --> 00:03:52,449 No! I said cell two, two! 90 00:03:52,809 --> 00:03:54,200 What was that all about? 91 00:03:55,001 --> 00:03:56,792 Respect! 92 00:03:56,792 --> 00:03:58,153 Let's get some more. 93 00:03:58,153 --> 00:03:59,654 Mordecai, Rigby, come in! 94 00:03:59,654 --> 00:04:00,995 Aww man, it's Benson. 95 00:04:01,035 --> 00:04:03,427 Yeah, uh, hey Benson. What's up? 96 00:04:03,427 --> 00:04:07,060 I need you guys to clean the bathrooms back at the house ASAP! 97 00:04:07,060 --> 00:04:08,771 Uh, we're on our lunch break. 98 00:04:08,841 --> 00:04:11,514 Look, if you guys aren't back in two minutes, 99 00:04:11,504 --> 00:04:12,494 you're fired! 100 00:04:12,494 --> 00:04:13,115 Gimme that! 101 00:04:13,115 --> 00:04:15,587 We deserve more respect than this, Benson. 102 00:04:15,587 --> 00:04:18,679 Maybe when you realize that we'll come back to work. 103 00:04:18,809 --> 00:04:20,260 Rigby, Mordecai! 104 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,461 Respect! 105 00:04:59,561 --> 00:05:02,253 Oh look, if it isn't Mr. and Mrs. negative points! 106 00:05:02,253 --> 00:05:04,845 Guess we'll have to beat you two losers again. 107 00:05:04,845 --> 00:05:07,487 Well, why don't you two come over here and try, then? 108 00:05:07,487 --> 00:05:09,348 You got yourselves a rematch. 109 00:05:39,842 --> 00:05:41,473 Aww man! 110 00:05:41,653 --> 00:05:43,935 All right, you guys are good. 111 00:05:44,105 --> 00:05:45,156 Thanks. 112 00:05:45,286 --> 00:05:47,157 Woah, you guys are really good! 113 00:05:47,207 --> 00:05:49,079 You're close to beating the high score! 114 00:05:49,079 --> 00:05:50,080 Woah, we are? 115 00:05:51,541 --> 00:05:53,412 Wait, who holds the high score? 116 00:05:53,412 --> 00:05:56,775 Some dude named GBF, but it's not just a high score, 117 00:05:56,775 --> 00:05:58,026 it's the world record. 118 00:05:58,026 --> 00:05:58,836 Thanks, 119 00:05:58,846 --> 00:06:01,278 now I can follow along and feel invested! 120 00:06:01,308 --> 00:06:02,699 Go for it, guys! 121 00:06:28,279 --> 00:06:31,292 So you've broken the world record, have you? 122 00:06:31,292 --> 00:06:33,503 Yeah, who's askin'? 123 00:06:33,553 --> 00:06:34,574 Me. 124 00:06:36,676 --> 00:06:38,967 It's a giant bearded face! 125 00:06:39,568 --> 00:06:40,899 GBF! 126 00:06:40,899 --> 00:06:42,750 Yeah, I'm GBF all right, 127 00:06:42,780 --> 00:06:47,034 but it stands for Garrett Bobby Ferguson, not giant bearded face. 128 00:06:47,034 --> 00:06:49,265 You're not mad at us for breaking your world record, are you? 129 00:06:49,786 --> 00:06:51,267 It's no big deal. 130 00:06:51,387 --> 00:06:54,189 Not like it's the universe record or anything important. 131 00:06:54,339 --> 00:06:55,951 Universe record? 132 00:06:56,011 --> 00:06:58,362 It's the highest score in the whole universe, 133 00:06:58,413 --> 00:07:01,905 1,279,001. 134 00:07:01,975 --> 00:07:04,037 Now who holds that record again? 135 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:05,798 Me! 136 00:07:07,179 --> 00:07:08,710 Yes, go ahead, 137 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,993 stroke the beard of Garrett Bobby Ferguson. 138 00:07:11,993 --> 00:07:13,995 Hey, giant beardo face! 139 00:07:13,995 --> 00:07:16,176 I told you that's not my name! 140 00:07:16,176 --> 00:07:19,099 Look, we're gonna settle this right now. 141 00:07:19,099 --> 00:07:22,161 Us verses you in a head to head match. 142 00:07:22,161 --> 00:07:25,433 Fine! One game for the universe record. 143 00:07:25,433 --> 00:07:28,075 Winner gets all the respect. 144 00:07:33,390 --> 00:07:34,320 Let's play. 145 00:08:23,178 --> 00:08:25,250 Dude, why're you crying, dude? 146 00:08:25,250 --> 00:08:27,782 Please, please just let me win! 147 00:08:27,782 --> 00:08:29,423 Dude, what are you talking about? 148 00:08:29,493 --> 00:08:33,426 I've devoted my entire life to Broken Bonez. 149 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:36,358 I played so much my wife left me. 150 00:08:36,388 --> 00:08:38,320 - Ding! - Geez. 151 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:40,601 So you're asking us to throw the game? 152 00:08:40,601 --> 00:08:44,364 Please, the universe record is all I have! 153 00:08:44,364 --> 00:08:45,705 What do you think, man? 154 00:08:45,705 --> 00:08:46,806 No way! 155 00:08:46,846 --> 00:08:49,198 Nobody's gonna respect us if we wuss out now! 156 00:08:53,291 --> 00:08:54,943 It's not wussing out, man. 157 00:08:54,943 --> 00:08:56,934 It's called doing the right thing. 158 00:08:57,635 --> 00:08:58,465 Fine. 159 00:08:58,525 --> 00:09:00,787 Okay dude, we'll let you have it. 160 00:09:03,679 --> 00:09:05,301 Thank you so much! 161 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:11,545 Thank you for being so dumb! 162 00:09:11,615 --> 00:09:12,446 What!? 163 00:09:12,446 --> 00:09:15,018 I didn't devote my life to this cruddy game, 164 00:09:15,018 --> 00:09:16,429 it's just a hobby. 165 00:09:16,539 --> 00:09:17,830 But what about your wife? 166 00:09:18,110 --> 00:09:19,552 Never had one! 167 00:09:19,552 --> 00:09:21,823 You can't tie GBF down! 168 00:09:22,003 --> 00:09:23,895 You can't do that, that's cheating! 169 00:09:23,895 --> 00:09:25,606 Universe rules, baby. 170 00:09:25,646 --> 00:09:27,598 There are no rules. 171 00:09:28,509 --> 00:09:29,820 Oh, boo yourselves! 172 00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:31,641 I'm Garrett Bobby Ferguson. 173 00:09:31,801 --> 00:09:33,532 Aww, this blows! 174 00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:35,624 We gotta do something before he beats our score! 175 00:09:35,624 --> 00:09:37,155 No rules, right? 176 00:09:38,186 --> 00:09:40,047 Mess up, c'mon, mess up! 177 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:42,449 You know you want some broken bones. 178 00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:44,261 Broken bones! 179 00:09:44,261 --> 00:09:46,262 Broken bones! 180 00:09:46,282 --> 00:09:48,644 Broken bones! Broken bones! 181 00:09:48,934 --> 00:09:50,385 No! 182 00:09:54,348 --> 00:09:55,569 It doesn't matter, 183 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:58,322 I've already beat your score and taken the title 184 00:09:58,322 --> 00:10:00,533 and I'm never coming back! 185 00:10:03,526 --> 00:10:05,367 Wait, the game's still going! 186 00:10:05,367 --> 00:10:06,148 Huh? 187 00:10:07,589 --> 00:10:09,310 No, it can't be! 188 00:10:09,310 --> 00:10:10,841 C'mon, c'mon! 189 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:16,366 Get off! 190 00:10:19,918 --> 00:10:21,249 My Chin! 191 00:10:25,242 --> 00:10:27,164 NO! 192 00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:34,439 Great job, you did it! 193 00:10:36,381 --> 00:10:38,733 Oh, hey Benson, what're you doing here? 194 00:10:38,733 --> 00:10:40,674 I thought about what you guys said earlier 195 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:43,266 and so I've come down to give you those checks you wanted. 196 00:10:43,266 --> 00:10:44,617 - Oh wow, thanks! - But... 197 00:10:44,617 --> 00:10:48,130 now that I'm covered in brain goo, I've realised my mistake. 198 00:10:48,210 --> 00:10:50,772 You wanna waste your lives playing video games, 199 00:10:50,772 --> 00:10:53,394 then fine, I respect your decision! 200 00:10:53,394 --> 00:10:56,266 Just don't ever do it on my time ever again! 201 00:10:58,228 --> 00:11:00,089 - I can respect that. - Yeah, that's cool.