1 00:00:13,297 --> 00:00:14,028 Done! 2 00:00:14,028 --> 00:00:15,748 In your face, bush! 3 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:18,870 Looks like you've got a ways to go there, guy! 4 00:00:18,870 --> 00:00:21,001 Not as much as Muscle Man over there. 5 00:00:21,001 --> 00:00:22,692 He barely touched that hedge. 6 00:00:28,044 --> 00:00:30,615 Hey, Muscle Man, we got work to do, remember? 7 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:33,227 Dude, are you crying? 8 00:00:33,577 --> 00:00:34,347 No! 9 00:00:34,357 --> 00:00:36,998 Crying's for ladies! Like you! 10 00:00:37,068 --> 00:00:38,509 I don't cry! 11 00:00:44,292 --> 00:00:46,443 Dude, he's been in there for hours. 12 00:00:46,443 --> 00:00:48,354 Muscle Man. Muscle Man! 13 00:00:49,844 --> 00:00:52,816 Muscle Man, are you taking a shower so we can't see you crying? 14 00:00:52,956 --> 00:00:54,477 No! It's... 15 00:00:54,647 --> 00:00:58,028 it's just the sound of the water hitting the drain. 16 00:00:58,068 --> 00:00:59,639 Dude, what's wrong with him? 17 00:00:59,639 --> 00:01:02,390 His girlfriend, Starla dumped him last night. 18 00:01:02,670 --> 00:01:04,982 What? Muscle Man had a girlfriend? 19 00:01:04,992 --> 00:01:06,812 I wonder who had more junk in the trunk. 20 00:01:06,812 --> 00:01:08,163 Muscle Man, just come out. 21 00:01:08,163 --> 00:01:09,694 We can talk about it if you want. 22 00:01:09,694 --> 00:01:10,574 No! 23 00:01:10,584 --> 00:01:13,876 I don't talk about my feelings with anyone! 24 00:01:14,016 --> 00:01:15,967 Leave me alone! 25 00:01:16,217 --> 00:01:18,708 No use, man. Let's let Benson deal with him. 26 00:01:19,378 --> 00:01:22,330 So it's come to my attention that Muscle Man's been dumped. 27 00:01:22,460 --> 00:01:25,741 He can't do his job because, I don't know, he's sad or something. 28 00:01:26,041 --> 00:01:26,852 So guess what? 29 00:01:26,852 --> 00:01:29,453 You two clowns are gonna pick up his work for today! 30 00:01:29,503 --> 00:01:31,964 Aw, what? I'm always sad. 31 00:01:31,964 --> 00:01:33,115 I'm sad right now. 32 00:01:33,145 --> 00:01:34,415 Can we get time off too? 33 00:01:34,415 --> 00:01:36,536 File a request with human resources. 34 00:01:36,676 --> 00:01:38,968 - OK, who's the HR guy? - Me. 35 00:01:39,138 --> 00:01:40,728 So... can we? 36 00:01:40,848 --> 00:01:41,829 No. 37 00:01:41,949 --> 00:01:43,980 OK, let's see what we got here... 38 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:45,251 Task Number One: 39 00:01:45,251 --> 00:01:47,822 Dig out the rotting stumps from the picnic area. 40 00:01:47,822 --> 00:01:49,292 Watch out for hornets' nests. 41 00:01:49,973 --> 00:01:50,903 Task Number Two: 42 00:01:50,903 --> 00:01:52,844 that guy who thinks he's a knight is back. 43 00:01:52,844 --> 00:01:55,525 He's built a castle out of old mattresses at the creek. 44 00:01:55,525 --> 00:01:56,636 Get him out of there! 45 00:01:57,086 --> 00:01:58,137 And finally, 46 00:01:58,147 --> 00:02:00,678 there's the daily maintenance of the park rock garden. 47 00:02:00,858 --> 00:02:02,539 This is impossible! 48 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:05,520 Who knew Muscle Man was responsible for so much stuff? 49 00:02:05,610 --> 00:02:07,551 We gotta convince him to start working again. 50 00:02:07,701 --> 00:02:09,782 Yeah! Why should we do his work? 51 00:02:09,782 --> 00:02:11,143 Alright, let's do it. 52 00:02:11,713 --> 00:02:13,144 I won't miss this job. 53 00:02:13,144 --> 00:02:14,574 Raking that sand took... 54 00:02:15,845 --> 00:02:18,686 Nooooo! 55 00:02:19,917 --> 00:02:21,788 Dude, you gotta snap out of it. 56 00:02:21,788 --> 00:02:23,819 Benson is making us do all your work! 57 00:02:23,819 --> 00:02:25,109 I can't work. 58 00:02:25,159 --> 00:02:27,941 I'm busy stuffing my face hole! 59 00:02:28,621 --> 00:02:31,062 Look, I know you're upset, but you gotta move on. 60 00:02:31,062 --> 00:02:32,563 I'm not upset! 61 00:02:32,573 --> 00:02:34,154 I'm... I'm... 62 00:02:41,907 --> 00:02:43,988 Come on, dude. There's plenty of fish in the sea. 63 00:02:46,159 --> 00:02:47,260 Alright, Muscle Man. 64 00:02:47,260 --> 00:02:49,621 Grocery stores have tons of available women. 65 00:02:49,701 --> 00:02:51,242 I don't know, Mordecai. 66 00:02:51,242 --> 00:02:53,863 None of these ladies are as hot as Starla. 67 00:02:53,913 --> 00:02:56,124 Dude, man up! Check this out. 68 00:02:56,304 --> 00:02:57,725 That girl is single. 69 00:02:57,735 --> 00:02:59,095 How can you tell? 70 00:02:59,095 --> 00:03:00,016 Check out her cart. 71 00:03:00,036 --> 00:03:02,887 American cheese singles, a single serving of soup, 72 00:03:02,907 --> 00:03:04,788 and who buys one banana? 73 00:03:04,788 --> 00:03:06,399 And I don't see a ring on that finger. 74 00:03:06,499 --> 00:03:08,480 So what are you waiting for? Go get her! 75 00:03:08,830 --> 00:03:11,381 Uh, hey, you're a chick. 76 00:03:11,501 --> 00:03:13,692 I was wondering if you wanted to... 77 00:03:15,983 --> 00:03:17,544 I can't do this! 78 00:03:17,774 --> 00:03:20,736 This heart beats for another! 79 00:03:22,196 --> 00:03:24,887 Starlaaaaa! 80 00:03:27,479 --> 00:03:29,530 Muscle Man. Muscle Man! 81 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,160 He's never going to come out. 82 00:03:31,190 --> 00:03:32,571 There's no way we can help him. 83 00:03:32,571 --> 00:03:34,002 There is one way. 84 00:03:34,672 --> 00:03:37,243 We gotta get him back together with Starla. 85 00:03:41,485 --> 00:03:43,636 You sure this is where she works? 86 00:03:47,468 --> 00:03:50,099 Everything is all glittery and girl- 87 00:03:58,933 --> 00:04:00,934 Can I help you gentlemen? 88 00:04:01,855 --> 00:04:04,726 Do you know a guy by the name of Muscle Man? 89 00:04:04,776 --> 00:04:07,017 - Big guy, 'bout your build? - Yeah. 90 00:04:07,017 --> 00:04:09,719 I know him. I dumped that loser. 91 00:04:09,789 --> 00:04:12,380 Yeah, well, he's pretty miserable without you. 92 00:04:12,390 --> 00:04:14,151 You should give him another chance. 93 00:04:14,861 --> 00:04:16,842 I'm not getting back together with him. 94 00:04:16,842 --> 00:04:17,992 That's over now. 95 00:04:19,723 --> 00:04:20,454 Look, 96 00:04:20,654 --> 00:04:22,475 I know how Muscle Man can be. 97 00:04:22,475 --> 00:04:24,456 He's annoying, he smells, 98 00:04:24,456 --> 00:04:26,967 and he pretty much has no common decency for others, 99 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:29,618 but he's still human, and he has feelings. 100 00:04:29,618 --> 00:04:30,598 We all do. 101 00:04:30,628 --> 00:04:33,840 We're just fragile beings looking for someone to share something with. 102 00:04:33,910 --> 00:04:36,071 To laugh with. To love. 103 00:04:45,345 --> 00:04:47,877 ...and that's why I think you should get back together with Muscle Man. 104 00:04:48,087 --> 00:04:49,607 Well, I guess we'll be going. 105 00:04:49,607 --> 00:04:50,468 Wait! 106 00:04:51,028 --> 00:04:51,838 You! 107 00:04:51,948 --> 00:04:54,260 Wait! You! You had such a way with words! 108 00:04:54,310 --> 00:04:56,921 Muscle Man never talked to me that way. 109 00:04:57,021 --> 00:04:59,432 He didn't like talking about his feelings. 110 00:04:59,512 --> 00:05:02,774 But you? You're different. 111 00:05:03,554 --> 00:05:05,355 Will you excuse us for a minute? 112 00:05:06,285 --> 00:05:07,666 Aw, sick! 113 00:05:08,956 --> 00:05:10,907 She liked you, she liked you! 114 00:05:10,907 --> 00:05:11,698 Dude, shut up! 115 00:05:11,768 --> 00:05:13,739 Dude, you should totally go out with her! 116 00:05:13,739 --> 00:05:15,540 What? Are you serious? 117 00:05:15,540 --> 00:05:17,961 I'd rather do Muscle Man's work than date her. 118 00:05:17,961 --> 00:05:20,362 Dude, if you just play along with it, you can dump her. 119 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:22,363 Then, she'll go running back to Muscle Man for sure. 120 00:05:23,033 --> 00:05:24,714 Alright, one date. 121 00:05:28,005 --> 00:05:30,877 Better make it three or four just to make sure the dumping takes full effect. 122 00:05:31,457 --> 00:05:32,357 Fine. 123 00:05:34,969 --> 00:05:37,310 Do you wanna, um, you know, 124 00:05:38,140 --> 00:05:39,631 go...out? 125 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:40,351 Yes! 126 00:06:21,231 --> 00:06:22,481 Dude, did you dump her yet? 127 00:06:22,481 --> 00:06:23,281 No. 128 00:06:23,281 --> 00:06:25,453 Come on, man! Get it over with! 129 00:06:25,453 --> 00:06:28,214 I don't wanna do Muscle Man's work anymore. I'm exhausted! 130 00:06:28,214 --> 00:06:30,485 I know, I know. I'll dump her. 131 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:37,078 Look, we gotta talk. 132 00:06:37,348 --> 00:06:40,219 You got some pie on your lip. I'll get it off! 133 00:06:42,431 --> 00:06:43,751 Augh, get offa me! 134 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:45,502 What's wrong, dumplin'? 135 00:06:45,502 --> 00:06:47,213 I'll tell you what's wrong. 136 00:06:47,203 --> 00:06:49,894 I don't like you. 137 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:57,358 I don't think we should see each other anymore. 138 00:07:01,529 --> 00:07:02,990 - Dumped? - Dumped. 139 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:03,901 How'd she take it? 140 00:07:03,911 --> 00:07:05,491 Mmm, she took it well. 141 00:07:22,099 --> 00:07:24,020 Come on! Come on, c'mon! 142 00:07:25,961 --> 00:07:27,522 Go! Go! Go! 143 00:07:31,524 --> 00:07:32,364 Hold on! 144 00:07:34,025 --> 00:07:36,536 Yeah, we did it! She just got tr-rashed! 145 00:07:37,967 --> 00:07:39,097 Oh no! 146 00:07:39,107 --> 00:07:41,548 Go faster! Let's go faster! Step on it! 147 00:08:13,333 --> 00:08:14,134 Look out! 148 00:08:22,638 --> 00:08:24,228 We're live at the park, 149 00:08:24,228 --> 00:08:27,210 where reports of a crazed woman on a rampage... 150 00:08:32,422 --> 00:08:33,653 Muscle Man! 151 00:08:33,653 --> 00:08:36,154 Your ex's gone crazy and she's wrecking up the park! 152 00:08:36,744 --> 00:08:38,465 Dude, you have to talk to her! 153 00:08:48,540 --> 00:08:49,500 Starla? 154 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:58,425 I guess this is it. 155 00:09:03,227 --> 00:09:04,547 Mordecai! 156 00:09:05,578 --> 00:09:06,398 Babe! 157 00:09:07,049 --> 00:09:09,650 I can't stand to see you like this. 158 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:10,900 You gotta stop! 159 00:09:14,832 --> 00:09:16,713 I guess I'll just go. 160 00:09:16,783 --> 00:09:19,725 Dude, Muscle Man! She's right there! 161 00:09:19,825 --> 00:09:21,505 Say something to her! 162 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:25,958 I think you're foxy when you break things. 163 00:09:27,558 --> 00:09:30,039 No! From here. 164 00:09:31,490 --> 00:09:32,491 Starla? 165 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:35,932 I can understand you're upset. 166 00:09:36,132 --> 00:09:39,184 When I look at you, I think of someone I know. 167 00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:43,086 Someone who is fragile and vulnerable deep down. 168 00:09:43,386 --> 00:09:45,507 Someone who has feelings. 169 00:09:45,507 --> 00:09:47,378 That someone is me. 170 00:09:47,608 --> 00:09:49,339 Mitch Sorenstein. 171 00:09:50,649 --> 00:09:52,470 His name's Mitch? 172 00:09:52,470 --> 00:09:54,941 I've been so upset since you left me, baby. 173 00:09:55,081 --> 00:09:56,822 You're the light of my life. 174 00:09:56,822 --> 00:09:59,043 The fire that burns in my heart. 175 00:09:59,083 --> 00:09:59,843 The one. 176 00:10:00,894 --> 00:10:02,105 Starla. 177 00:10:02,755 --> 00:10:04,666 Will you be my Muscle Woman? 178 00:10:05,236 --> 00:10:06,156 Mitch...? 179 00:10:06,947 --> 00:10:10,609 - Mitch! - Starla! 180 00:10:10,609 --> 00:10:15,731 - Miiiiitch! - Staaaarlaaaa! 181 00:10:22,534 --> 00:10:24,545 Aw, sick! 182 00:10:24,545 --> 00:10:25,936 Aw, Mitch! 183 00:10:26,176 --> 00:10:29,948 I've never heard you talk about your feelings before! 184 00:10:29,948 --> 00:10:34,040 You know who else doesn't like to talk about her feelings? 185 00:10:34,390 --> 00:10:36,111 My Mom! 186 00:10:37,591 --> 00:10:40,973 Oh, Mitch! You have the best sense of humor. 187 00:10:42,894 --> 00:10:44,615 Aw yeah, baby. 188 00:10:44,615 --> 00:10:47,616 You know I love it when you destroy property. 189 00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:52,078 As much as I wanna vomit right now, 190 00:10:52,208 --> 00:10:54,079 those two were made for one another. 191 00:10:54,719 --> 00:10:56,770 This was the most disturbing day of my life. 192 00:10:57,020 --> 00:11:00,282 Yeah. Maybe we should have just done Muscle Man's chores.