- Breaking news right now.
Firefighters in California
are battling three separate wildfires across the state.
[cell phone ringing] - Oh, it's Camille.
How are you? - I can see the flames.
- Sh--. - The cops came up the street
and said "Mandatory evacuation.
You must leave your house now."
- Denise, how are you?
- I've never seen anything
----ing like this in my life.
I'm so scared we're not even gonna get out,
and I think our house might be burning down.
all: No!
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- We need to choose two girls for my e-com shoot.
Yep. Come on out.
Can I see from behind? - Yep.
- You know what?
I'm gonna put you in a different bottom.
Just try that.
You look amazing. Just step right up here.
Look how good that looks, you guys.
I'm, like, dying.
[upbeat music]
[dog barks, whines]
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- Hi, Mommy. - Hi, honey.
Do you have homework, by the way?
- Um... - Please tell me no.
- No. - But do you really?
- Yes. - Ugh! We got to get it done.
Just so you know, I don't love homework either.
[horse neighs]
- Now watch your mommy. Do you want to follow her?
- Yeah. - Okay. Go catch her.
- Want to be the leader, Slate? - Yeah.
- Okay. Hands down then. Those are crazy hands.
Good job, and good--look at your steering, Slate.
You're so great. - Slate!
- Give me a five. That was amazing.
Yes!
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- Oh, hi. - Oh, hey.
Hey, wait a minute. - Hey, cutie.
- Did I just see how beautiful you look in "CVLUX"?
- Oh... - Oh, that is gorgeous.
- Thank you, Erika. - You're a beautiful woman.
That's really pretty. Look at that.
- Oh, thank you, Erika.
It was fun. We had a great time.
- Lift the dress a little and make it behind your ankle.
Yeah. Like that. Love.
And a little lower. I see your hoochie.
- Yeah. I was gonna say, I'm seeing snatch.
- Hey, ladies. - Hey. How are you?
- Welcome to Frida. - Hi.
- How you guys doing today? - Thank you.
- Good. I would like a Diet Coke...
- Okay. - With lime.
- I'll have a regular Coke.
- Would you like to start with guacamole?
- Yeah. Thanks. - Yes, please.
Did you have fun the other night?
- I had the best time ever, because I was watching you.
Do you realize we were on the Ferris wheel
talking to each other like there was no big deal?
- Erika Jayne gives you the permission
to do a whole lot of sh--. - A whole lot of permission.
- She gives you a whole lot of permission to do--
- It's so ----ing fun. - I know, right?
That's why I did it. That's why I created it.
- It's so ----ing fun to be you.
- I heard Kim say, "Even Erika Jayne's not that rude."
[laughs]
I love that Lisa Rinna
would come to Farrah-ween
as Erika Jayne at Coachella.
Honey, when you're a Halloween costume,
you have made it.
- Kim and I talked.
We worked it out. We said... - Good.
- "Let's move on." The end. - Good.
- Bye-bye. - Good.
- If I hadn't been you, it wouldn't have happened.
You know, I never had any bad feelings about Kim Richards.
I always really liked her.
Congratulations on your daughter's marriage.
- Can you believe it? I--yes.
- What a wonderful, wonderful moment.
- Yeah. - And I think it's time
for healing to take place.
If you tell me to my face how you feel about me,
I'm totally cool--like,
I don't care if you like me, don't like me.
You know, Camille says one thing to someone's face,
and she's talking behind people's backs,
which is never good, as we know.
- Teddi told me about what happened in the van.
- What does everyone think of the article I just sent you?
- I'm a little surprised, to be honest.
- She could have warned us at the breakfast we just had.
- She just said, "I am so hurt that Lisa
didn't even reach out or post anything."
- I'm so confused.
- This situation with "People" magazine
is almost like a talking behind all of our backs.
- You guys had had it.
- We just ----ing got pissed off, but we're like...
- Yeah. You had it. - "(BLEEP) you."
And then what we realized
was she'd been saying things about other people.
- Who's that? - She'd said a couple of things
about Dorit that weren't lovely.
- I just feel that, you know,
Dorit, there's a little bit of phoniness,
and I don't know where she's at.
Like, I don't know if she has all the money she has.
- And then I guess she said a few things about Teddi.
- To who? - Denise.
- PK said something to Kyle, but then Teddi just jumped in.
I just feel like she's a bit of a know-it-all.
- I understand the girls are very frustrated with Camille.
They've gone to her shower and her wedding and her birthday,
and to hear that they feel betrayed--you know,
I understand.
So now she's got beef with Vanderpump, beef with us,
she's got side beef with Dorit, and now side beef with Teddi.
- Yeah. She doesn't know she has beef with Dorit,
but she has beef with Dorit. - Is about to.
[laughing]
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- Excellent. - Okay, a jump would be nice.
That's it.
- Remember, I told you, the Beverly Beach girl.
- Yeah. - She's strong.
She's confident.
Aspen, you look amazing. - Right.
- It's the first time I'm doing athletic wear,
and I'm so excited. I'm so proud of it.
From the beginning to this point, watching it grow,
watching it become something that I'm super proud of...
- Yeah? - I just feel like...
there's a big future in Beverly Beach Athleisure.
Today's really important, because I'm shooting footage
for my upcoming window display for Kitson.
- I want something that, when people are driving by
on Robertson Boulevard, they go, "Oh, my gosh.
Stop the car, honey." both: Yes.
- "There's Dorit's bathing suit,"
athleisure wear, whatever. - Yes!
- So that's what we really want.
- Ooh! I love it.
- Imagine walking up and seeing
"Beverly Beach."
- So fine. - Ah!
And it's such an incredible honor for me,
so I really want to nail it.
- Hello. - Hi.
- Oh, you're my little angel. Come to Mommy.
Come to Mommy, my angel.
Hi, baby. I'm so glad you came to see Mommy at work.
- Hi. - Hi, baby. Love you.
Okay, this is my husband, PK.
- Yeah. We met briefly yesterday.
How you doing? - That's right.
This is my daughter Phoenix. - Hi, Phoenix.
- [babbles]
- Jagger's fully ready to work.
That's so Jagger for you. - Mommy, can I change?
- You want to change into your shorts now?
- Yeah.
- You do? - Yeah.
- Okay, so you need to help Mommy sell
the boys' shorts.
- I'll do my best poses. - Okay.
You'll do your best poses?
- Yeah. - Okay.
Well, go in the dressing room, then,
and get changed into the shorts.
Today, I get the face of Beverly Beach boys trunks
on set with Mommy, and I'm so excited.
- Oh, look at that. I love that.
Do a little dance for me, Jag.
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- Did you want to just take a couple pictures with Matt?
Oh, I love that, guys.
Okay, you've got one more short to try on now.
Okay, so let's go get you another short.
- You did such a good job. - Yay, Jagger.
- Great jobs. - Whoo!
So Jaggy, let's get you in the elastic.
This way, baby.
- We only have this one. - Which one?
- This one that he's wearing.
- Where is my elastic short, Kimberly?
- The black one, but it has a big stain on it.
I can go get it real quickly.
- Honey, why didn't you bring it?
I told you we need one of each. Why?
- I know. I don't know.
I forgot. - Oh, my God.
- It was in the bag in the office.
Do you want me to go get it? - (BLEEP). Ugh!
I've done hundreds and hundreds of photoshoots.
I don't ever remember a time that something didn't go wrong.
I could not have said more particularly,
"I need a list of all the things for the e-com
and anything that we're missing."
It's impossible for everything to be perfect,
but you've got to figure it out,
because there's a lot of money and a lot of time
and a lot of effort that goes into it,
so you want this to go without a hitch
and make the most and the best of the situation.
Okey dokey. Here we go.
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- Little smirk. - I love it.
Slay, slay, slay.
- Eyes to me.
- Guys, this is the final shot, Jaggy.
- Final shot. - It's the final shot.
- Okay. - Whoo!
- So cute! - Whoo!
- Yes!
- Perfect.
[cheering]
- Coming up...
- His energy's so effed up.
- What? - What are you doing?
- So I'm responsible for this behavior?
- Oh, no. - Maybe half responsible.
- Oh, no. - I don't think so.
I think you're responsible.
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[dogs barking] - Stop.
No, guys.
No! Bambi! Sh--. (BLEEP).
They're--no. Sh--.
Sorry. Storm, treats.
Treats. Treat--get in the house.
Treats.
Storm, come on. Ugh.
Mother----ers.
Storm, shut up. Stop it, you guys.
[line trilling] Why can't you guys behave?
Stop. My God.
- Hosted Villas, may I help you?
- This is Kyle Richards calling.
How are you? Shh.
- I'm great. How are you? - I'm good, thank you.
I have a couple of questions.
I'm calling about the Chateau Ventoux.
How do you pronounce it?
[whispers] Stop it. - Chateau Ventoux. Yes.
- Chateau Ventoux. Yes, is it-- - Yes.
- I have a couple of questions for you.
I am thinking to bring some girlfriends there
and stay there, and I want to check some dates
that you potentially have available,
and I have a couple of questions.
We've been doing a lot of trips and having a lot of fun,
and I came across a "Vogue" article.
It showed this gorgeous chateau in Provence.
I've never been to Provence, so for me,
this is exciting and something on my bucket list.
I see you have plenty of bedrooms,
so no one's gonna have to share.
- We have nine rooms.
- So that will work. - Perfect, perfect.
- We have an assistant chef and a server,
as well as full-time housekeeping staff.
- Can we have a chef come in maybe for breakfast
or dinner, either way?
- Breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks.
You name it.
- Okay. That sounds amazing. Okay.
What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna reach out
to the rest of the girls 'cause I hope to
get these dates to work, and then take it from there.
- Okay. Thank you. You take care, Kyle.
- Take care. Bye-bye. Okay, Dorit.
[line trilling]
Storm.
- Hi, honey. - How are you?
- I'm good. How are you? - I'm good.
Remember we talked about the wine tasting trip
I wanted to take? - Yes.
- I was actually thinking we could go somewhere.
Wine tasting, girls' trip, relaxing.
- Yes. - There is a chateau
in Provence that looks unbelievable.
- Oh, my God.
- I mean the Bahamas trip was fun, but very tense...
- Why would somebody do that
to two good people? - I don't have that answer.
I'm not responsible for Lisa Vanderpump's actions.
And the camping trip was really fun,
but not really glamorous.
- [screams] Oh, they threw that ----ing rat in here.
Assholes.
- So I wanted to go somewhere that's gonna be fun and chic
and exciting where we can relax and bond.
Even though it's wine tasting country,
we'll have a little tequila. - Oh, yes!
- And there's, like, a full staff and everything, and...
- Like a chef and everything?
- Oh, we have a chef--full-time chef.
I'm really hoping we can all make that work,
because they're booking up, so...
- Oh, shoot. Okay. - Yeah.
- I'm 99%, but I got to just run it by Edwin.
He's not gonna care, but I've just got to run it by him.
- I suppose I should run it by my husband too.
[laughter] [dogs barking]
- Did you want turkey hotdogs? - Yeah, please.
And Delilah is eating what?
- Well, isn't she the vegetarian?
- No, Amelia is the vegetarian.
Are they both vegetarians right now?
I don't know. It's hard to keep track.
- I have no idea what Amelia is.
- Do you like this butter left out?
- Absolutely. - I feel like
that's just not right. - Oh, no.
It has to be left out. That's the whole point.
- But Harry, I feel like it's gonna have
salmonella or something.
I love, more than anything,
to have my whole family here.
- So comfy. - Oh, I'm gonna cry.
- Whee.
- Who does the cooking? - You do.
But lately, Harry's been in Canada or camping,
the girls are traveling, they're working,
and I have to say, when I'm home alone,
I come up with things to entertain myself,
so I've pretty much--like, I'm okay with being alone.
- What are these dots? - They're tree sap.
- Well, I don't want tree sap. - Well, come sit here.
- Lookit. - Well, that's nothing big.
[phone ringing]
- Oh, you're getting a phone call.
Hello?
- Did you see, by any chance, who ate all the cheese
that I bought for the cheeseburgers?
- Um, what cheese? - Mm-hmm. Okay.
All right. I'll get to the bottom of it.
I'll find the culprit.
- That will really do you justice.
Okay. Bye-bye. Yeah.
- Okay. Bye.
- I bet he ate the cheese, by the way--last night.
Probably doesn't remember. - No, he didn't.
- He doesn't remember anything anymore.
He probably ate the whole pack of cheese.
- Harry has a side to him that loves to make things nice.
- [sighs] Okay. There's pie number one.
[oven door squeaks]
Good job, Lisa. - Thank you, Harry.
Who ate the cheese last night?
- Me. - You don't eat cheese.
- I made a grilled cheese. - With five slices of cheese?
- Harry, you got to cook that meat.
It's getting flies on it.
- There's no flies on the meat.
- I'm not hungry.
- Oh. Oh, my God.
- You guys have to eat a little bit for Dad.
- No. I'm just not hungry. I'm allergic to everything.
- Are you allergic to salad?
- No. I can have salad, but I don't like that salad.
- Amelia has issues with food.
- No matter how many deaths anorexia causes,
all I cared about was the skinniness.
- I know.
You watch Amelia
take two steps forward, one step back,
and it is not an easy,
clean, like, "Okay, great," you know,
"you did that, you had that, you got the help.
You're"--you know, it's not like that.
It's just, you know, one day at a time.
- Delilah, will you have a veggie burger?
- Settle down. - Yeah.
- Amelia, will you have a veggie burger?
- No. Thanks, though.
- Just have a little bit of it. - I don't want food right now.
I don't need to be-- I'm allergic to even corn.
- The scariest thing about anorexia is,
is she gonna have this forever?
- Yum. - Anybody else want a hotdog?
I'm gonna have a hotdog.
- Force feeding me. Like, I ain't hungry.
- Oh.
- Is this a veggie burger? - Yeah.
- I'm gonna say this is a very interesting burger.
I don't know if I like it. - I don't.
- Dad buys some crazy veggie burgers.
- It's not even vegan. It's just some random--
- I love you, but it tastes like rubber.
- Someone should give me a little heads-up about that.
- Well, you should ask. - Now I know.
- Mm-hmm.
- I don't want to see her suffer.
You want to fix it.
You want to make it go away.
You want to erase it, and, you know,
you just want to take your child out of pain.
You don't want your child to be in pain.
- All done here now, right? - Yep.
- Okay. I mean, you guys
can get up and can take your plates in.
- I don't need to take my plate in.
- Oh, God.
- Quit breaking him. - Mom...
- So you guys will leave your plates there.
That's fine. I'm gonna have some dessert.
- Don't do that. - He's so weird.
- He's so mean.
- You can't help but blame yourself.
You know, it's like, what did we do to (BLEEP)
her up? Maybe we did something.
I don't know. I just know that it's really,
really hard to watch Amelia be in pain.
- Does it really upset you that I can't
eat your food that you make? - Yeah.
- Does it really make you angry?
I'm sorry. We're gonna have to work through it.
His energy is so effed up.
- What? - What are you doing?
Why is your energy like this?
- What do you mean? - What are you talking about?
- You're very passive aggressive.
"Oh, you can't eat my food? Oh, okay."
Like, hello. Hello.
- Are you the father of these children?
- So I'm responsible for this behavior?
- Oh, no. - Maybe half responsible.
- Oh, no. - I don't think so.
- I don't think I'm responsible for this behavior.
I think you're responsible for this behavior.
- Coming up...
- That's where we're staying? - Yeah.
- That's where we're gonna stay.
- That's huge. - Yes.
- Well, so is Camille invited? - Of course.
We're gonna beat her up in France.
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- Hi. - Hi.
- I'm here for Kyle Richards. - Ah.
Welcome to Herringbone Santa Monica.
- Thank you. - Follow me.
- I'm the first? - So here you go.
- Thank you. - All right. Enjoy.
- All right. - Definitely.
- I'll just plop down here.
- Hi. How are you?
- Hi. Oh, I love your look. - Oh, thanks.
- You look great. - Thank you. So do you.
- Thank you.
- Hi. - Hi. Gorgeous. Wow.
- I thought that was you. - Yes.
- Oh, I have a spoon. - What's happening, ladies?
Did you see the pictures I just posted
from Farrah's party? - No.
- I got the professional photos.
And there's a great one I just posted of you.
if you swipe, you can see--of you dressed as Erika.
- Oh, I got to see it!
Took me a long time to get out of Erika Jayne.
That was a hoot of a time, I have to say.
- Oh, my God.
- Things were obviously a little rough
between Kim and Lisa Rinna.
- You know what? I want to say one thing, Kim.
You giving Lisa Rinna that bunny was really (BLEEP).
- Oh, my goodness gracious.
- Kidding? - That was so awkward.
Lisa was using her Erika persona
to speak rudely to my sister,
and I don't want to say anything right now,
but I feel like this is complete bullsh--.
- Hi. - Hello, girls.
- Hi, gorgeous. How are you? - Hello, my darlings. Hello.
- Good to see you. - How's everything?
- Hi. - Hi, guys.
Oh, red lip.
- So how are you doing?
- I had my e-com shoot yesterday...
- I saw that. How'd that go? - So good.
It's a really long day.
It's very stressful, and leading up to it,
obviously you have to get all your ducks
in a row--the right models
and make everything--you know, make everything come together.
So you know I'm doing the Kitson window, right?
- Yes! - No!
- Yes. - Congrats.
- Thank you. - I didn't know that.
- Yes. Yes, I'm designing a whole window for Kitson.
- That's fabulous. - I'm super excited about it.
- So fun. - And it's also something that,
you know, it's blending my design skills
with something that--it's so foreign,
so I'm sort of learning as I go
and doing a lot of research about it.
- Hi. - Hi, Denise.
- This is nice, and um,
private. - How are you?
- Isn't it? - We like to be private.
- Dorit was just telling us about doing a window
for Kitson with her new current line.
- Yes. - Are you so excited?
- I'm very excited. I'm really proud of it.
It looks really, really good.
Kyle calls me the other day, and she's like,
"Dorit, I really want to do this trip.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah." So I spoke to PK...
- Okay. - He's in London.
He said, "You know what, honey? Do it." So I'm in.
- Perfect. - Yes. Yes.
- Harry was like, "Oh!"
You know, Harry's like, "Go, have a great time."
So I get to go! - Yeah!
- Are we ordering?
- Yeah. Let's order. - Would you be able to do,
like, an avocado toast
with some poached eggs on top?
- Yeah. They can do that. - Maybe the apple.
- Albarino? - Yeah.
- It's large. - What does it mean,
"Two-hand burger"?
- It just means that you need two hands to eat it.
- Oh. Can they do it without the pepper?
- Yeah. - Thank you so much.
- Easily. It's my pleasure.
- Sorry I'm late. - Hi, Erika.
- Hi. - How are you?
- I'm good.
- What's happening? - Hi.
- Well, you know,
I closed my store yesterday.
- Oh, you did? - I felt so bad.
I started bawling when I left.
- How long has that been open? - Seven years.
- Oh, wow.
- Growing up here and driving down the street
that I've driven down my entire life,
and all of a sudden, to see my name on the corner there,
it felt exciting.
Okay, I'll get ready.
[clamoring, cheering]
Work it, girls! Work it!
Good job, honey. Good job.
The rent in Beverly Hills is absolutely through the roof,
so that combined with the fact that
more people are shopping online,
it just didn't make sense anymore.
Like, a lot of people are leaving.
I was like, the street is getting very quiet.
- Yeah. Well, you know, they raised those rents.
They can't afford it. It's really sad.
I can so relate to Kyle, because I've been there.
In my position with Harry,
we were relying on Belle Gray as our income,
so it was a little bit more precarious for us.
Luckily, Kyle's in a position where Mauricio's done really,
really well, so for Kyle, she's gonna be fine.
- You guys, now that we're all here,
I want to just run by you really fast--first of all,
I want to show you the website. Look. Okay.
- That's where we're staying?
- That's where we're gonna stay.
- That's huge. - Yeah, it's really pretty.
- Oh, so it's big!
- Yeah. - Oh, my gosh.
- Yes, it's big. There's a lot of us.
- You're coming, right? - Yes.
- Oh, this'll be fun. - I know.
Have you ever been there? - I've been to Provence,
but I don't think I've ever been to anything like this.
- A little nervous about the chateau situation.
I like a hotel with my own room where I can lock my door
and escape if I need to.
My little OCD moment.
But I'm open to it,
'cause I like the word "chateau."
[laughs]
So what are we wearing?
- I think it's very cashmere sweater-y.
- I think so too. But not, like, super glam.
- They know glamour, so you're gonna have a good time.
- We're gonna be in a house
in the beautiful French countrysides.
There's no need for glam. I look good enough.
- Is Camille gonna go on the trip?
- I hope so. I don't know.
- Did you invite her? - I didn't get a chance
to talk to her about it. I left her a message,
so she's--I don't know yet if she can come.
- I mean what did she say? Can't you just say?
- I can't say it.
She should say it to you, because you know what?
It's not my place.
Maybe I go to Camille and say, "You know what, Camille?
You got to talk to Dorit. I said something to her."
- But at this point, can't we just know?
- No. I'm not gonna say it.
If I hadn't gotten mad at Camille
in the van that day,
I probably wouldn't have said anything
ever to Dorit.
Camille needs to own her sh-- now,
and if you've been talking behind anybody's back here,
she better, like, step up and tell everybody,
'cause I know for a fact she has.
I'm sorry, but she did, and I don't want to say that to you.
- And I know we all love her, but I'm gonna be honest.
She makes the back of the little hairs
on your neck just stand up.
- What a bitch.
- I don't want to hurt her feelings.
If Camille is gonna pretend to kiss
Dorit's ass, invite her to her wedding,
and yet say nasty things about her behind her back,
well, she's gonna have to tell her now, isn't she?
- It's actually scary, someone could be so nice, so friendly,
and make you feel like you guys
are well past anything that happened last year,
and then go back to it to someone else
as if she's got some residual feelings.
- What? - Well, wait till Lisa hears
what she said about her. - Oh, my God.
Before Lisa Vanderpump got her teeth redone,
I had such an issue with the gums.
I was like, "Honey, you need new caps.
Your gum line is receding."
- It didn't please me to hear her say the thing
about Lisa Vanderpump,
even though I wasn't in the world's best place.
That doesn't please me. - That was a very good point.
When someone does that, it's like, you think,
"Well, what is she saying about me?"
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- I thought the wedding was perfect. I can't...
- Oh... - I couldn't be more thrilled
about how it all came out.
- It was more beautiful than I expected.
And you looked amazing. - Oh, thank you.
It's a great feeling having a life partner.
I love it. I mean, there's a feeling
of security and safety and love and family
that I've missed not being married, and it feels right.
They all looked gorgeous at the wedding.
- They did.
- And I loved Lisa's pink dress.
And Teddi looked cute too.
- She was a little odd at the airport when we were leaving.
- And I'm a little PO'ed by it.
- Because that's my kid. - I know.
I found out that, at the airport,
coming back from Hawaii,
my daughter said "hi" to Teddi,
and Teddi snubbed her,
and Mason felt really bad about that.
That's when my mommy claws come out.
[growls] Like--[screeches]
I don't like the way that Teddi's been acting towards me.
I don't like the way she's been giving me attitude.
She's just gotten a little big for her britches.
And then to take jabs at me saying stuff about, like,
"Why are you wishy-washy about how I feel,
"whether I'm gonna pick a side with this thing
with Lisa Vanderpump?"
I've been around Lisa Vanderpump
and Kyle and their relationship...
- For years. - For a very, very long time.
I see Vanderpump's point of view.
I feel for Kyle.
So I know the dynamic...
- Mm-hmm. - Of the relationship,
and, you know, Lisa has been there for me,
and she has been there for Kyle.
- Just listen to you guys. - Women, right?
- Complex. - It is, isn't it?
Isn't it just... - I mean, unbelievable.
- Do I say anything to Teddi? I don't know.
- I think you should address it.
- It just makes me feel uncomfortable.
It's just one of those things.
Do I bring it up and have her bark at me?
- Oh, it's such a fine line. I don't know.
- Can she take criticism? I'm not sure if she can.
But she's an accountability coach.
Go figure.
- Well, so is Camille invited
on this trip, or... - Of course she's invited.
Obviously right now Camille's not on the best of terms
with everyone, but I think that if I were to
go out of my way not to invite Camille,
that's really making a statement.
- Of course. We're gonna beat her up in France.
[laughter]
We've got to kick her ass in France, man.
- Coming up...
- Hello, kitty cat. Cheers, bitch.
[energetic music]
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- Right this way. - Thank you.
- All right. Wait. You're walking way too fast.
[laughs] - I'm sorry.
- The heels fall in between the wood planks.
Thank you.
- You're welcome. - Hi. How's it going?
- Good. How are you? - All right. My name is Jason.
I'll be taking care of you guys this evening...
- Thank you. - So if you guys have
any questions, let me know.
- Okay. Thank you. - All right.
Anything to drink besides water for now?
- I think I'm gonna have a drink,
but I'll wait for her... - Sure.
- And see if she does.
- Hello, kitty cat.
- Whoa, hot mama. - Hi, gorgeous.
- How are you? - I'm good.
Oh, my gosh. - Look at you.
- I'm gonna start hooking on the side. No.
- Oh, well, you know what? - No.
- Those girls make good money. - Right?
- I think I am too. - All right, (BLEEP) together.
- Right? - No. I'm coming
from someplace in Hollywood, I don't have time to change,
and now I'm a hooker. - Who cares?
Well, if only hookers looked like you, see?
- Well, (BLEEP), a lot of them do,
especially if they're Russian.
I'm not lying. They're gorgeous.
Not that I'm saying I'm gorgeous,
but you know what I mean.
Like, they're pretty.
- You are gorgeous. - Well, thank you.
- I'm so glad that Alec introduced us finally.
- No, but he's not happy about it.
He's like, "You guys are trouble together,"
and I'm like, "No, we had the best time.
What are you talking about?"
- No, but we have so much in common.
Brandi and I have a mutual friend.
That's how the two of us met.
We went to dinner one night, hit it off.
I think she's crazy fun, and I like her.
- Have you decided on drinks yet?
- Absolutely. - Yeah?
- I'll have rosÃ©. - Yeah?
- And then I'll take Casamigos Reposado.
- Just like our last date.
- I know. - I think Denise is awesome.
We've been through the wringer together
with these public divorces.
- God, there's so much to talk about.
- I know. - Jesus Christ.
- What you see is what you get, period.
There is no bullsh--. She's just Denise.
So I was looking at your Instagram,
and you were with Patrick Muldoon.
- Yes. - But, like,
didn't you guys date? - Yeah.
- I'm looking at your Instagram,
and I'm thinking, "These two used to (BLEEP)."
How the (BLEEP) is your husband handling that?
- You know what? You're so funny to say that.
- No. I'm being serious.
- No. My husband's so supportive.
He seems so fine with all of that.
- They all seem fine until they're not fine.
- They're really not? You know what?
If it was the reverse, I probably would be
upset with Aaron. - Absolutely.
- Like, if he did that, I think
I would have been ----ing mad. - I would kill him.
- Eddie Cibrian said you slit his tires.
Is that true? - Yeah.
- Okay. Oh. Okay.
- We need more--we need drinks upon drinks upon drinks.
At Casamigos, I apparently punched someone in the face,
which I did not do.
Listen. I admit that I might have slapped
a pretty English older woman in the face once.
- Pick on somebody your own--No.
- But I'm not out in the streets, like,
punching dudes in the face.
The guy told the cops the next day
that I had nothing to do with it,
I didn't witness it, and I wasn't even there.
- That's awful. This is why this stuff is so ----ed up.
It's ----ed up. - It's terrible.
There was some story that they think Lisa Vanderpump
planted in--I think it was "Radar Online"
or one of those--"Daily Mail" or whatever.
- She does have a direct hotline
to "Radar Online," to be honest.
- And I don't know her well enough to know
if she leaked it or not. - Well, she did, for sure.
And of course she's gonna like you,
'cause you're young and pretty and blunt,
and she likes pretty things.
- Mm-hmm. - She liked
Dorit, she likes me.
Lisa Vanderpump and I were best friends for five years.
Let's be clear.
- What is this? "Super Strap"? - Oh, yes.
- You put it over your mattress.
- I slip and slide?
- You put it over your mattress.
- Who am I gonna slip and slide with?
- After do a shot of tequila.
- [laughing]
Do not put him there. It's not safe.
- Where's the peanut butter? - Get him out--
Thank you for being a friend. No, I mean it.
No, you are a good friend to me.
Exactly. Thank you. Thank you.
- I love you. - Thank you. I love you too.
- Whatever she wants out there, she gets out there.
We were leaving for Palm Springs, and Lisa was there.
I had the tabloids at my house.
She goes, "You need to bring this."
And she put it back in my luggage.
If you cross her in any way...
- Mm-hmm. - Which I did...
- Well, did you cross her, or did you stand up for yourself?
- A little bit of both.
- But that's-- - No. I kind of crossed her.
- You did? - I said,
"You're not telling the truth in this situation."
- I want to know the truth
about the tabloids in the suitcase.
- I didn't see the tabloids until I got back.
- No, that's not true.
Literally, the past three years
being punished for crossing her in a way...
- Why would she do that to her friend, though?
- She really, in her head, does nothing wrong.
- All right. I have another round
for you guys. - Oh, thank you.
- I think we need food though too.
- I want some carbs with some oil and salt.
- I think I might do a salad too.
- Thank you, hon. - You're welcome.
- We're not, like, "hot difficult" at all.
- Okay. Here. Cheers. - Cheers, bitch.
- I--cheers, bitch.
Maybe you should come with us on our trip.
We're going to Provence.
- Provence. - We're going wine tasting.
- Oh, (BLEEP). I'm in. - Sure. You can come.
- Great.
- I have some carbs for you guys.
- Thank you. - Can you give me a double?
- Two glasses? - In one.
- Two glasses in one?
- If you bring me two glasses, I will kill you.
- Okay. Okay.
- And do you want another one?
- Yeah. - I will in a minute.
- Yeah. - Okay.
- Brandi could drink me under the table for sure.
I sip it. I don't do shots of tequila.
I ----ing sip that sh--. I know how much to sip.
- So Kim called me, and I was like,
"What are you talking about?
She's the sweetest person ever."
- Oh, about me? - Yes.
- She told me how much she liked me,
but probably not anymore. - I know Lisa so well,
and I know she doesn't have a mean bone in her body.
- Oh! - I really do.
No, Kim, she doesn't.
- You don't know what she's done to me.
- She's like, "That bitch," and I'm like, "Oh, my God."
- But why am I a bitch? I was trying to reassure her
that Lisa Rinna didn't mean anything by it.
- You know what? I want to say one thing, Kim.
You giving Lisa Rinna that bunny was really (BLEEP).
- [gasps] - Was it bad timing? Probably.
Was it the right thing to say? Probably not.
- Bad timing, bullsh-- thing to say...
- And that's okay. We all (BLEEP) up.
We all make mistakes. - That's it.
Exactly. Especially me. - She made a mistake...
- Exactly. - All I know is they should
just move on from it.
It's a ----ing bunny.
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- Coming up...
[phone rings] - Oh, it's Camille calling.
- Oh. - Uh, yes, I can go.
- Amazing! So all's good then. I mean...
- Till we get to France. - [laughs]
[waves crashing]
- Hi, honey.
- Hey, baby. - It looks good.
- It's getting there. - It's coming along.
How's it going?
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- Well, we just got the power on.
- You did? It's almost there.
Aaron's been crazy busy, and I've been traveling a lot,
working a lot, and so we definitely make sure
not too much time goes by before we see each other.
Sami and Lola were good? - A little bit.
- Who wasn't good? I got the pictures...
- You know, they're teenagers, and...
- You sent. [laughs]
You sent me pictures of her messy room and bathroom.
- No. You know what it was, baby?
- What? - I just walked in
and picked up all--she uses every towel in the hall...
- I know, but-- - Throws it,
and then walks away like it doesn't--
- Okay, but I told you before I left
that I would talk to her when I got home.
I have to, as a girl, figure out the best way
to get this across to her, but I'm already, like, worried,
because I feel terrible that I'm leaving you
with everyone while you're in the middle
of putting your ----ing center together.
I'm also going out of town on vacation,
coming back, going to France with the ladies,
so then I feel bad.
Do I even go to that?
It always stresses me out to leave town, no matter what.
I have to make sure the kids are taken care of,
and now I have my new husband, we're newlyweds,
and I have been gone a lot,
and I give him a lot of credit being able to be so supportive.
- Every time I go and say something
in a calm, cool, collected manner,
she says, "Stop yelling at me."
- I know. - I'm like--I'm talking to her.
- I know, but can I tell you how to talk to a girl?
- How? How do you do this? - As a little girl.
You have a voice that carries, which is amazing, but....
- Thank you for the compliment.
- A girl that's 13 might perceive that as "yelling."
[laughing] - Okay.
- Between Charlie and Aaron,
Charles is definitely the easier-going parent.
Aaron's actually pretty strict
in having boundaries with the girls
but makes them feel very safe and secure.
Sometimes we need a guy to say,
"Hey, Lola, can you do me a huge favor?
It'll help me so much if you can just please clean up,"
to her in a language she'll understand.
- Oh. I see. You gotta--okay. - [laughs] You know what, baby?
I owe you, like, a bachelor party in Vegas or something.
- I need something, you know? - I'm gonna do it for you.
- Go motorcycle across the country or something.
- I'm gonna take care of it,
and I'll talk to you in, like, four days.
[laughs]
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- I feel like I need scarves or warm stuff.
- It's definitely colder there. It's, like, 100 degrees here.
- I agree. - Do you want to make
this light? - Yeah. Let's make this light.
Every time I'm over here now, I'm thinking about my store.
You know, I closed my store, like, officially.
- I know. I know. - It was really depressing.
- Kyle... - I don't know why I'm so sad.
I... - You should be sad.
- This is really depressing. - Oh.
- I know. - It's a big space.
- Oh. My chandeliers. I need to take them out.
- You definitely need to get them out of here.
- Yeah, and all the mirrors,
but I got to go back and get them.
This sucks. - I'm sorry, babe.
- Well I did--thank you.
I did find a space that I really like.
- See? - But...
- But what? - Because I've never done it
from the ground up on my own, I need help.
This has been a very challenging time for me.
The staff doesn't have a job right now, and, you know,
I'm like... - It sucks.
- You know, it's just a lot to think about,
and, you know, I don't know.
Look at this. "Provence."
- On someone else's mind too, I guess.
How come we-- - How funny is that? Provence.
Of course, as I pass Villa Blanca,
I think of fun times with Lisa.
- Good to see you. - Good to see you.
You look gorgeous. - I love that.
- Hello. - How are you?
- How are you? Hi. - This is Briana.
- [laughing] Cheers. Cheers.
Now, I don't focus on what's happened recently.
You think I did that. - I'm saying--
- I'm done with you too. - Maybe you care more
about your image than your friendships.
- Bye, Kyle. Show yourself out, darling.
- It makes me sad to think
this chapter of my life is closed.
- Oh, let's look in here. - Should we go in here?
- Yeah. Let's check this out. - Okay. Cool.
- Maybe they have some scarves. - Let's get a scarf.
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- Hi. How are you? - Hello. Welcome. Good.
- Oh, look at this with the cherry blossoms.
both: That's pretty. I like cherry blossoms.
- This is also a really pretty scarf,
by the way, and feel the fabric.
I think maybe this one's-- - I like that on you.
- I think I do too. - Look at this.
This looks like denim. It looks like denim.
- That's a unique scarf. - Wait. Are these pants?
- Those are... [laughs]
- I mean what's more French than a scarf and a beret?
All we're missing is a baguette and cheese.
- It is pretty. I could wear this.
- Yeah, you could. [cell phone ringing]
It looks nice on you.
I'm looking for some more scarves.
Are they--I need something a little bit more...
- Oh. It's Camille calling. - Oh.
Hello, Camille. - Hello.
- Hello, Kyle. Can you hear me?
- I can. You got my message about the trip to Provence?
- I went over my schedule.
I talked to Mason and the kids,
and, yes, I can go.
[shady music]
- Amazing! Oh, my gosh. - Yay!
I am so excited that you included me
on this and-- - Are you kidding? Of course.
We'll talk to you later.
both: Bye. - Bye.
- Um--well, that's--
so she's coming.
- That's good. - So all's good then.
- Till we get to France. I mean...
- She just doesn't know that yet.
- [cackles]
- Coming up...
- It's Camille. How are you?
- Okay. It's just stressful.
It's crazy, because I'm kind of in a canyon area,
and the next canyon over, you can see the flames.
shooting up.
[dance music]
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- No, but I'm pretty excited.
I've never, like, been fancy wine tasting.
- They give you the tastings... - Yeah?
- And you get, like, drunk. It's terrible.
- That's t-- [laughs] - Make sure you eat
before you go. And then you're like...
- So you can't really track how much you're drinking.
- Yeah, and then you're Turnt-Up Tina
next thing you know.
- I can't be Turnt-Up Tina.
This is a hard group to be Turnt-Up Tina with.
- Dangerous. - â™ª Danger â™ª
[funky music]
- So I'm not gonna need any of this stuff.
It's not that kind of trip.
- Okay. - Well, maybe one.
- Or that one. - Oh, my God.
I feel really, really frazzled. What do I need to get?
Okay.
Actually, this could come in handy on the trip.
- [laughs]
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- These are Valentino rain boots
and these are Hunter rain boots.
- Well, you got to bring both of them.
- Which ones do you like better?
- I like these. - You do?
- These are too, like...
- See, I like these better,
but I know you like these.
- What-- - All right. So I'll bring--
- (BLEEP) what I like. It's what you wanna--
- Okay. (BLEEP) it. I'm bringing--
I'm ----ing bringing both. (BLEEP).
All right. Can you fold this sh--?
[tense music]
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- Breaking news right now.
Firefighters in California are battling
three separate wildfires across the state.
- Right now, a massive wildfire
ravaging Northern California.
27,000 residents have evacuated,
and thousands more are left without any power.
- I mean, there are people watching this fire
approach their homes.
The entire city of Malibu being evacuated.
- And that's the thing. I mean,
this has happened so quickly. - This is very serious stuff.
- I don't know what the latest update.
The truth is, I was packing and texting back and forth
with you guys and Camille and Denise.
I don't even know what the latest update.
- And we don't know what it's like
right in the middle of that smoke.
- How far does Camille live from Denise?
Are they-- - They're close, I think.
- She's stuck in that-- - I think Denise must be closer
to the fire than Camille.
- That's really scary. [cell phone rings]
Oh, it's Camille. How are you? - Okay. Okay.
It's just stressful. It's crazy.
We live in--kind of in a canyon area,
and the next canyon over,
you can see the flames shooting up.
- Sh--. - The cops came up the street
and said, "Mandatory evacuation.
You must leave your house now."
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We're bumper-to-bumper, stuck in traffic, and to the left,
I see flames and smoke moving down the hills
faster than we're moving in our cars,
and we are terrified.
I'm terrified in this moment.
We have terrible cell service right now.
Can you hear me? both: Yeah.
- Yeah. Well, we just wanted to make sure you're safe
and you--you know, keep us posted, please, on anything.
- Will do. - Be safe, Camille.
- Oh, be safe. - Okay. Keep us posted.
- Yeah, she's cutting in and out.
- Yeah, cutting in and out.
- My heart is breaking for Camille.
I can't even imagine what she's going through.
I know the group had planned on having a talk with her,
but tragedy has a way
of putting things into perspective.
- Should I call Denise and see...
- Yes. - If she's able to get out?
Let me try Denise. Let's try, um...
[phone line trilling]
- Hello? - Denise, how are you?
It's Lisa. - Good.
I finally have cell service.
- Oh, my God. - Lisa, I've never seen
anything ----ing like this in my life,
and we've lived here how many years through fires?
It's ----ing insane,
and I just want to get everyone safe...
- Yeah. - We're still not even
out of Malibu. - Yeah. No.
You know, just keep in touch.
We don't get on the plane until, like, 3:30.
- Ugh. Oh, my God. You guys, I'm gonna cry,
because I've never experienced this ever,
and I just called my sister.
I was so upset because the fire is literally on PCH,
and I was so scared
we were not even gonna get out of there,
and I think our house might be burning down.
all: No!
- Jesus.
- Next time on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills."
- Oh! - Wow!
- Oh, my God! - It's like "Downton Abbey"
but in France.
- I feel rich! - Bonjour!
- Wow. - Oh, wow.
- Oh, I love this stuff.
It really makes you feel like you're in Europe, you know?
- Well, we are in Europe, Dorit.
- Oh, my God. I can't believe her house burned down.
- I feel really weird even saying this, you know,
'cause I've never, ever talked about this.
When I was younger, I had my own problems.
It was like that for years.
- The fact that you did it as Erika Jayne
was the part that made us all like, "What?"
- What is the issue you're having?
- There's no problem. - Let's own our sh--,
all of us. - Okay.
- It doesn't make me like you any less...
- I don't care whether you like me or not.
- To learn more about the housewives,
go to bravotv.com.