- Previously on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills."
- I have a group of friends.
I would like for you to help the women
talk about their feelings so that we can actually move on.
- Good luck.
- I feel very hurt by you, Erika.
- What Bravolebrity relationship do you think
is headed to splits-ville next?
- I think it's Dorit and PK. [exclamations and squealing]
Dorit, I'm a showman.
I gave those people what they wanted.
- That's not a showman.
That's a bitch.
- You're gonna need to have some empathy.
- Well, how do I get that?
- You spent the last 20 years raising your kids
and being a good mom. - Mm-hmm.
- And now you're in a new metamorphosis of your life.
- Thank you. I want to show my success to the ex-husband.
- You don't need any more tattoos.
That's enough. - If I want to, I will.
- Love bean.
- If I want one, I'm gonna get one.
[upbeat dramatic music]
- I'm may act for a living,
but I never fall for a bad performance.
- Who needs a knight in shining armor
when you have your own horse?
- The best part about losing everything
is getting it all back.
* *
- Fashion is my language, and I speak it fluently.
* *
- They say wisdom comes with age,
but I'm proving otherwise.
- It's hard to outrun rumors,
but luckily, I'm in better shape than ever.
[upbeat music]
- * She my best buddy *
* She my best buddy * [goose honks]
* She my cutty buddy *
* She my lottie dottie *
* She my little, uh, she my little hottie *
* Yeah, yeah, yeah *
- How beautiful. Aw.
- Welcome to your picnic.
- Thank you. - Thank you so much.
- This is like a nice, little English tea picnic.
So there's tea here and? - Water, champagne.
- Wonderful.
- Anything else you might need, we have in the car too.
- Okay. - All right, have fun.
- Thank you so much, guys. You did an amazing job.
Thank you so much. Thank you. - Bye.
* *
Are you cold? - I'm freezing.
- Please tell me you're cold. - I know.
Hi, sweetie. How are you?
- Look at this in the middle of the city.
- This is so cute. In Beverly Hills.
- In the middle of Beverly Hills.
- I know. We can get cozy. Come have a seat.
Well, thank you for coming.
- Of course.
- Listen, Erika.
You know I consider you a very dear friend.
And I knew we needed a one-on-one.
- Yes.
- And I think what was disappointing for me
is that you didn't lead with an apology.
And I was a little bit taken aback.
And I know ultimately you did,
but it felt like I had to ask you for it.
- I did the wrong thing,
and I don't want to re-explain myself.
Just know that it literally popped in my head,
and I sold it on the stage and it had great fallout.
I apologize.
And I will do whatever I can to make this right,
because you mean a lot to me.
And what I did was wrong.
I have to fix this with you. I have to.
- I really, really appreciate you saying that.
- No. I have to. - Because--
- No, I have to. It's non-negotiable for me.
- Wow.
Where was this Erika at the retreat?
[dramatic music]
I'm blown away right now.
Um...
you know how much I love my husband.
We had a really difficult year.
He was spending a lot of time in London.
He had a lot of business there.
And it was a year that I needed him the most because--
- You didn't feel protected.
- Well, I also didn't feel supported enough.
- Right. Yeah.
- And I didn't feel as connected.
What you said would have hurt me and him any which way,
but in particular because-- - It had a much bigger impact.
- Yes.
- Had I known that PK and Dorit were in a rough spot,
I would have never said what I said.
I would have ruined somebody else's life.
[laughs] I would have ruined someone else, right?
- I've always been the girl that soldiers on.
That's who I am. That's who PK knows.
- Right.
- I definitely underestimated how big of a setback
this last incident had on us.
- Was, yeah.
- Last Christmas was about 14 months
after the home invasion, and I went to the bank.
I took out $10,000
so I could have some money for Christmas gifts.
I had my handbag in the shopping cart.
When I got to the register,
I realized that my handbag was gone.
The whole year in my marriage, in my life, in my emotions,
it was very much like this.
The police came down and they reviewed
the video surveillance.
They had discovered that I was followed by three men.
That threw me right back into the throes of PTSD.
- I did not mean to have this impact on your life,
on your marriage.
I want to work on repairing this friendship
because I don't have many.
I mean, I need to let go of being defensive,
and being ready to fight... - Yes.
- And claw everybody's eyes out.
- Yes.
- So know that I'm, you know, moving forward
and I would love for you to move forward with me.
- Oh, my God. - [laughs] I'm moving forward.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Are you gonna have a drink? I think yes. It's 5:30.
- I mean, yeah, it's been a long day.
- It's been a long day.
I'm gonna call Garcelle real quick.
- Hi. - Hi.
How are you? - Oh girl, if I only told you.
Jax is leaving this morning.
He's like, "I got a game at 5:30."
- Yes. - And I was like, "What?"
I didn't know.
So I'm driving up to Jax's game,
and then Jaid has a basketball game.
- Well, I have a sick child at home.
We're very busy at this house.
I do believe I'm ready for Vegas.
Do you think Crystal needs to let loose?
I need to let loose.
- Okay, so then let's let loose in Vegas.
Right, Jaid? - Right, Jaid?
- Sutton and I are planning an amazing weekend in Vegas
for Crystal's birthday.
We want to celebrate.
We want her to get the stick out of her ass.
It's Crystal's 40th, so it's gonna be fun.
We're gonna "Magic Mike." - Yes.
- For Erika. - Yes.
Tons of dinners.
Then we've got going to the club.
We all know that Crystal and I have
had some challenging times.
I said nothing wrong and I said nothing bad.
It's not ----ing fair. - I didn't bring it up.
- Yes, you did!
But now I'm hoping we can start fresh.
Enjoy the basketball game.
I love you guys. - Love you, too.
- Bye. - Bye, babe.
* *
- Hello. - Hi.
- You must be Alessandra.
- Yes, I am. - I'm Avi.
Nice to meet you. - Oh, hi, Avi.
So nice to meet you. - Welcome.
- Sutton. - Hey, Alessandra.
- How are you? - Nice to meet you.
- I love the pink.
- Well, we're both in pink, so that's good.
- We knew.
- The dating apps are not working for me.
I literally have a callus on my finger
from swiping left so many times.
I'd rather meet people in person.
- What can I get you? - Water would be beautiful.
- Coffee? Tea?
- Water? - Yes.
Water would be everything. Oh, this is lovely.
- I'll get you some beautiful water.
- I'm having a cocktail. - Thank you so much.
- Alessandra is known in Beverly Hills
for being a really great matchmaker.
At this point, she's my only hope.
It's like Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Help me.
[sighs]
- So, okay, what's going on?
- I don't know.
Um, I've been divorced for seven years.
I have been doing this for a while,
and so I call myself the One Date Wonder.
- Okay. - I don't tend to, um...
Click with people.
- Yeah.
- I don't get asked out a second time.
I think maybe I don't get asked on a second date
because I can be slightly intimidating.
My intellect is superior to most.
I don't wear revealing things, like slutty.
I might be nervous and act strangely.
[quirky upbeat music]
My foot his itching because I have neuropathy.
It's going to bother me.
- Yeah. - Um...
- It's a thing that I have.
- Yeah.
Yeah. Definitely.
Tell me about just some of your hobbies, interests.
- I like telling other people what to do.
- Okay.
And what's an ideal partner for you?
- Tall, handsome. - Yeah?
- Graduated from college.
- Yes. Okay.
- We'll talk about the wealth part later.
- [chuckles] But, yeah.
Okay.
I'm a big believer in letting the men lead.
- That is not gonna be my jam.
- You don't want to let him lead?
You don't want to let the man lead?
Okay. - Let a man lead?
- So we need a very strong man for you.
Very strong.
- Oh, he's got to be real strong.
I will eat them for breakfast. - You will.
- I'm a first child and I'm an overachiever,
so I want to win with Alessandra.
- I'm understanding what I'm looking for for you,
and I think we can make it happen.
- I haven't had a second date in a while,
so I need to get there.
And if Alessandra says she can help me,
I'm going to listen to her.
- Next time we meet... - Tell me.
- I'm going to bring you three bachelors.
And then we can decide out of those three
who you want to meet. Okay?
- And they have to be tall. - Oh.
- I'm sorry. - [laughs]
- Coming up...
- How are things with you and Mo?
- I felt like I needed a little freedom.
- Like, specifically away from your husband?
- * I'm a big boss *
* I'm a big boss *
* Never take a loss *
- All right, I'm good. - Okay.
- Thank you so much.
- Welcome. For three?
- For three. - Mm-hmm.
- Right this way, guys. - Thank you.
* *
Are you gonna drink? - I am going to drink.
- Okay. All right.
- I mean, it already is wine o'clock.
- Okay. It's really not.
- [chuckles]
- Jeff and I are really close.
Even though Jeff's older,
I'm definitely the more mature one.
I'm more responsible. Jeff is a free spirit.
- Hello. How are we doing over here, guys?
Would you like me to start you with anything to drink?
- Blanco. - Yup, blanco.
- Spicy, no salt.
- I want the same thing, blanco...
- Blanco, yeah.
- With a bunch of limes and a little spray of soda water.
- I will have a-- - Such a lush.
- Also a blanco tequila with a little bit of agave
or a little bit of whatever.
- I'll get your drinks started and I'll be right back.
Okay? - Thank you.
- I'm glad you made it back.
- I'm glad I did, too.
Park City has been great.
- Jeff has been a pop star since he was 20 years old.
People used to always say Jeff is like the Bieber of China.
- It was really nice to get away from everyone.
- Who's everyone? Not from you and my mom?
- Everyone.
- He's like a little kid that happens to have some money.
By the way, is this place triggering?
- Why? - You know where we are.
Right? - [sighs] Okay.
- Gracias Madre. - No, no, no, no.
Around the corner is where I had...
- Ooh. Oh, yes.
- The shower, the bridal shower.
- Yes, I remember.
- Three years ago, my brother was engaged
and living in China.
And right before their wedding,
the pandemic broke out.
And my mom and I were terrified.
- Vivian called me in Mexico.
- Okay.
- It brought up everything. Because it's been two years.
I've been single for two years.
- We begged him to come home.
And, unfortunately, his fiancée couldn't
because she had a Chinese passport.
And I believe that's ultimately why they broke up.
I think Jeff blames me for their breakup.
I felt like your closure was very delayed.
- I don't think there actually has been any
'cause we haven't had, like, a heart-to-heart like that.
- Well, 'cause, like, I had to push you to return presents.
And I know it was because--
- I didn't want to do that. - You don't--
- I just--
- No, but--
- Let me move these out of the way
so you get more space over here.
- Thank you so much.
- Anyways, I need someone fresh.
- 'Cause all you do is--
- I need something fresh. I need someone new.
- That you don't know.
- I need someone--yes.
- I need, like, matchmaker style.
- Yeah, but you're saying you want a matchmake.
That means you want to get married.
- I do want to get married.
- Jeff is exactly the age I met you.
- I want to get married.
- I think that Jeff-- I know, exactly.
- Isn't that weird? - A little bit older.
Dude, I met her when I was 40. - Oh, wow. I'm 41.
- Yeah. - Question though, Crystal.
If I brought home someone 20 years younger than me,
would you be okay with that?
- [chuckles] - Okay.
- [laughs] - Hold on.
- When Crystal had told me she was seeing a Hollywood director
that was 20 years older, his button down was,
like, kind of like, unbuttoned till here,
like, down here. - It was?
Rob? - Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
He was also wearing sunglasses indoors.
- Yeah, that's a problem.
- And so, like, the first thing I was like, "Oh, no."
My red flags went up.
I was like--
- Well, all of that on paper sounds awful.
- Yeah.
- If they were as smart and as mature as Crystal was.
- Oh, that's a good answer.
That's a good answer, Rob. Good answer.
- Sophisticated, amazing, perfect, everything like me,
then, of course, I will welcome her with open arms.
- Okay.
- We are a rare breed, Jeffrey. [laughter]
* *
[car horn honks] - Hello.
- Hello!
- I'm so excited to ride in your new car!
- Yes.
- Even though I literally have the same one,
but congratulations.
I'm obsessed, obsessed, obsessed with your car.
- Thank you.
* *
- You don't understand how happy I am
to see you and be with you. - I know. Me, too.
Dorit thinks we are going to lunch.
We're not going to lunch.
- So we haven't had the best year of our marriage,
and I want to really recognize Dorit and my anniversary.
I want you to pick Dorit up and take her for lunch
at the iconic Beverly Wilshire Hotel.
- Yes. - Okay?
- Okay.
- Because I'm going to recreate the movie "Pretty Woman."
- Okay.
What exactly is PK saying
by putting Dorit in the Julia Roberts role
of a sex worker?
I don't know. Maybe not the best idea.
- After Friday, I wanted to call you
because I feel like something's going on.
- With who? - With you.
- Me? - Yeah.
- You do? - Yes.
- Like what?
- I don't know.
It feels like there's this heaviness.
- I'm married for a long time. [chuckles softly]
I would be lying if I were to say
that the last year didn't affect me
and our relationship too at times.
Because it's been-- it was a very rough year.
- How are things with you and Mo?
- He's really stressed with work.
- Yeah.
- And I've--you know, I think in the past six months,
I had a rough time, you know. - Mm.
PK and I used to go for dinners all the time with Kyle and Mo.
We'd go on vacations. We'd go to their house.
We haven't seen Kyle and Mo as a couple
in a very long time.
Something has got to be up.
I mean, have you had any thoughts recently,
like you think you would not end up with Mo
or that you would--
- Well, what makes you think this?
- What makes me think this? - Yeah.
- Well, like, even just from Instagram,
you know, I usually see you and Mo together.
And I--it just seemed like
you were spending a lot of time away from each other.
- I felt like I needed a little freedom.
[dramatic music]
Freedom and some space.
* *
- Like, specifically
away from your husband?
* *
- I just needed a little, like--
I felt like I needed a little freedom.
Freedom and some space.
[dramatic music]
- Like, specifically
away from your husband?
- I think away from everything.
- I feel like there's something you're not telling me.
- No. - I feel it.
I feel like whatever Kyle is saying
is not actually how she feels.
But I also feel like I really need to just
respect her boundaries, even though I know in my heart
it's not true.
Honey, if there's ever something that I ask
and you don't feel like talking about it,
just say, I don't-- I don't want to talk about it.
- Yeah. [sighs]
[upbeat music]
* *
- Literally, where are we going for lunch?
[chuckles] - Hold on.
This is where we're going.
* *
Hi, there.
- Miss Richards, we've been expecting you
at The Beverly Wilshire.
- What the hell is going on? - Here's the key.
- [chuckles]
- What is going on? - Just go with it, babe.
Thank you so much. - Enjoy.
- Thank you. - You're scaring me, Kyle.
- * Everything's out on the line when you're grinding *
* Losing's not a option *
- Tazz? - Yes?
- Are you downstairs? - I'm downstairs.
- I'm going to the crystal store after I see Sutton.
I want to do that full moon-- that pink moon thing tonight.
It's the pink moon.
Let's see if the pink mood will shift.
- * Everything's out on the line when you're grinding *
* Losing's not a option *
- So listen, Avi, we're going to do this.
Ice in the glasses, then maybe we want water andtea.
[quirky awkward music]
- Mm. - Uh-huh.
- Mm-mm. - Okay.
[upbeat music]
- Thanks, Jack. - You're welcome.
* *
- Hello. - Hey.
- Hi.
- There's cornbread on the table.
- Wow. You went all-out.
- Yeah, it's called Postmates. [laughter]
I'm not gonna lie.
- Did you meet up with the matchmaker?
- Uh-huh. - And how did it go?
How'd it go? - It was fine.
I think I was a bit hard on her.
- You don't want to let him lead?
Okay. - Let a man lead?
This whole traditional male-female thing...
- Yeah. - Is difficult for me.
- Like, how did those dynamics come about?
I know Christian said, "I don't want you to work,"
and you were like, "Okay." - Mm-hmm.
- "I'll do that."
- That was, like, the beginning.
- You gave up your power.
- Mm-hmm.
I wasn't invited to the boardroom of our marriage.
And we all know that the power happens in the boardroom.
I was missing out on all the good stuff.
What should we do with the money?
With the children, he was making the decisions
and telling me what to do.
The one thing that I got to do was
plan summer vacation,
because he didn't come until the end.
I've slowly regained my power,
so now I'm holding onto it really tight.
- I get that.
- You know, enough about me. Tell me about you.
What's going on? - [exhales deeply]
- Why?
- I could burst into tears right now.
- Oh, God.
Well, now you're gonna make me cry.
You know you're gonna make me cry.
Why? - Um...
I think Jax thinks I'm doing it all wrong.
He was struggling and I didn't see it.
- I understand where you're coming from,
that you want to be more of a parent to us.
But I needed that two years ago instead of now.
[somber dramatic music]
- I thought he was just being a brat.
I thought he was just--
I think that's what's hitting me,
is realizing that I didn't see it.
Out of all the things that I do,
being a mom is the most important thing to me.
- Of course. You're a great mother.
Also, teenage boys are kind of assholes.
- [chuckles and sniffles] - They are.
- I know. But I just feel like I failed.
I feel like I failed.
You know, he asked to go live with his dad.
- Right. - [sniffles]
And that hurt me a lot. - Of course it did.
- This past summer, Jax was kind of hinting around
that he wanted to live with his dad.
I knew that it was coming from a place
maybe of punishing me,
but also trying to see how much he can get away with.
I feel like if I say anything to Mike, like talk to Jax...
- Yeah.
- Like, or if I say I'm having a hard time with Jax
he doesn't go, "So what's going on?"
I just--
For me, it's spending more quality time in being present.
And even though Jax wants a little bit more freedom,
I think it's seeing him--
making sure he knows I see him.
- And this is why some of the women
don't understand why we're such good friends.
- Mm-hmm.
- We're these single moms that deal with ex-husbands...
- [laughs] Yeah.
- That are still heavily involved in our lives.
- Heavily.
[chuckling] Heavily.
Oh, my God. - Don't cry over your barbecue.
- [laughs]
* *
- Why won't you tell me what we're doing?
- We're going to lunch.
- What is going on?
- You don't think I gave you that rose?
[laughs] - No.
I don't think they gave me this rose.
Honey, I want to know why you couldn't have gotten,
like, the presidential suite. - [laughs]
- "Welcome to The Beverly Wilshire.
Happy anniversary. Love you, PK."
- Isn't this giving you any kind of vibes from, like,
any movies you may have seen?
- No.
- Any iconic movies that were filmed here?
- Iconic movies that I've seen?
Oh!
Oh, PK, you got to be kidding me, honey.
"Pretty Woman," they sat down for breakfast and he said,
"I took the liberty of ordering everything on the menu."
I've got a couple of pieces of--gee, Kyle, thank you.
- He's your husband. - Really?
I don't see him anywhere.
I'm not getting any information from Kyle.
I got to pour my own water. I got to lay out my own fruit.
This does not scream, "Hello, it's your anniversary!"
I need someone to give me answers,
and I'm getting a little frustrated.
Who's taking care of the kids?
Like, did anybody know anything?
- We'll get to that point. - I know.
But I need to know because I get anxiety.
I know I can be a pain in the ass
when it comes to control issues and now my anxiety.
But if I was at a ten before, after the two robberies,
it's now 1,000.
I need air! - [laughing]
- Need--I need to go outside.
- [laughs]
- I want to know what's going on with the kids.
I want to know what I'm doing because I have children.
- Call PK.
- I left my kids, telling them I'm going to see them later.
- Yeah.
- She doesn't know anything, Lazar.
I just asked her.
I'm gonna call PK.
- I'm telling her to just go with it,
but she's like, "I need air. I got to go outside."
[laughs]
- Kyle and I are super close, and we laugh so hard together.
And she enjoys when something potentially
is bad happening to me.
- [laughs]
- And when we talk about surprises
and Kyle getting involved, maybe the biggest surprise
would be if Mauricio actually ever did that for her.
That would be a bigger surprise.
- Oh! [chuckles]
- Well--
- Hi, Mommy. - Hi.
- Mama, we're involved. We know everything.
You need to stop stressing. - Aw.
- Oh, baby. - Mama, we're okay.
- You immediately put me at ease.
I just called PK.
My kids answered, and-- [chuckles]
Now I feel so much more at ease.
"We're okay, Mommy."
- Dorit is a control freak, admittedly so.
[knock at door] - Really?
- There's someone at the door. There's someone at the door.
The fact that this is out of her hands is killing her.
I think that's what this is really about.
- Hi.
- Okay, it's getting better and better.
- [laughing] Happy anniversary.
- It's getting better.
- We've got the whole glam team here, Karina--
- What on Earth? - [laughs]
- He wants me to put on a red dress?
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
See, the thing is, I'm an actual designer and stylist.
Right? I know which ones I'll try.
- The old Dorit is back.
- Karina, do you have the Beverly Beach Bronzer?
- No, I don't have it with me. - That, I need.
It will look a lot better if I'm bronzed.
- [laughs]
- Coming up...
- I told your mom you have a tattoo.
- What is wrong with you?
- She meant the tattoo on me.
So then I said, "Maybe you don't."
I said I don't know for sure.
Now he's mad at me. - Oh, God. Ah.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Oh, my God!
This is like, so exciting and so nerve-wracking.
The last few hours have definitely
been anxiety-provoking.
So just like Julia Roberts in the movie,
I'm going to leave my reality behind
for one night and live out my movie fantasy.
Oh, my God.
- You're, like, excited and scared at the same time.
- I'm excited now. No, I am.
- Okay. Good, good, good.
- I actually am.
I feel like I'm safe, I'm good, I'm here.
- You are safe. Love you. [smooches]
- I love you. Mwah. - Bye.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Good evening. How are you?
- I'm well. Yourself? - Excellent.
- Welcome.
- PK and I have always been big on surprising one another
and big, grand reveals.
[gasps] Oh, my God.
- Happy birthday, baby. - No.
No, PK. - [chuckles]
Can I welcome you all to Dorit's Buddha lounge?
- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God.
[all exclaiming]
- Thank you, baby.
- I either have to do a lot of work
to get back to enjoying the big surprises
or I need you just to hang up my grand reveal hat.
* *
- And here she is.
- [chuckles]
- Wow. You look amazing.
[soft dramatic music]
Happy anniversary. [chuckles]
You look so stunning. Wow.
- You look stunning, baby. - Yeah?
Well, I wanted to get this whole "Pretty Woman" thing
because you are a pretty woman.
So don't get too excited about this, 'cause it's on loan.
Okay? - [laughs]
- I think it goes well with--
- [screams] [laughter]
Here. I'll put it on for you. - Oh, my God.
- There you go, my love. And I was bedazzled by you.
[upbeat music]
* *
- [gasps]
- Come in. - Oh, my God.
- I wanted to take your breath away, like you do mine.
Berlin. - Oh, baby.
[Berlin's "Take My Breath Away"]
- * Watching every motion *
* In this foolish lover's game *
* *
- * On this endless ocean *
* Finally lovers know no shame *
* *
* Watching in slow motion *
* As you turn to me and say * - My God. Thank you so much.
* *
- * Take my breath away *
[applause]
- Thank you, guys.
It's quite a good idea, really, isn't it?
Take iconic songs and put them in different movies.
- So beautiful. - He loves you.
- Oh, I love him.
Okay, Bubba, let's focus.
- What if you took, like, "The Jungle Book"
and put it in "Godfather"?
- Oh, my lordy, have mercy.
Honey, it's one of my favorite songs in the entire world.
- I know. And she's so lovely.
- God, look at this, PK.
- Baby, I've got you your drink already prepared.
I've just got to do this stuff you do
with the carcass out business.
- By the way, can you actually
tell me my drink after 13 years?
- Yeah. - Go on.
- Vodka tonic. - (BLEEP) off.
[soft upbeat music]
- Here's your caviar and the accoutrements.
- Thank you so much. Merci beaucoup.
- Bon apptéit. - Merci.
- I was just thinking, PK,
it's been such a difficult year all around.
And--and this is so much better.
- Yeah. I know, right? - That's the reality.
- Listen. - Here, baby.
You have to use this.
- I was looking for it.
- Now you've done it, my love. Now I want you to relax.
- I'm totally relaxed. - Thank you.
- To be honest with you,
I think maybe I'm not going to bother with surprises anymore.
- Well, the thing is, baby-- - I love surprises.
- It's not that I don't love surprises.
You know what a detail-oriented person I am.
- That's control. - You know.
You think that this just happens.
There's a lot of effort that goes into
dressing a certain way, looking a certain way.
- Baby, did the glam team walk in
all in a row with the dresses?
- They were, like, stuck in the doorway.
- I lined it all up for you, Bubba.
- Well, not really. - Well, kind of.
- I don't like anyone to choose what I'm wearing.
- Mm-hmm. - This is not a fun surprise.
- But that's control, honey. - Yeah.
- And sometimes, when your husband is taking control,
you've got to let him do it.
- You know I have anxieties.
And I'm not my best yet.
- No. But you--
- And I'm going to need you along the way.
- You will be, baby. You will.
I definitely struggle to understand
the PTSD thing.
That concept of being in no control of what you're doing
or how you're feeling is an unusual concept.
You know?
- Right now, I don't need a big gesture.
I need help from PK with the kids, with the house,
with work, schedules.
I need him to step up and say, "I'm gonna take care of this."
That's not his personality,
so I'm gonna have to work on him
being able to help me, which is gonna take more out of me.
And I'm not sure I'll ever get there.
- In life, you can't go backwards.
People lose people.
People make decisions that they regret.
- I know. I strongly believe--
- But we can get better. Why can't we get better?
- We can always get better.
- I mean, I've got pretty ----ing good tonight.
- You sure did.
- Coming up...
- Yeah. No, no. What do you mean?
- Every time I open Google, there was, like,
something about you guys separating,
divorcing, whatever.
Generally, I don't believe these things,
but it's too much.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Oh, my God.
* *
Birthday girl! Portia!
Mo. - Yeah, love?
- Oh. - Hi, love bean.
What you been doing? [laughs]
- We've always been on the same page and in sync.
And right now it just does not feel like we are in sync.
- Oh, my God. My day's been crazy.
- My day has been crazy, too.
- And I'm stressed and I haven't eaten a thing.
- [laughs] - Okay.
So anyway-- - Stress eating.
- It feels like lately that he is consumed
with the agency and his work.
He's running this big company and opening all over the world.
- You want me to put this in here?
- You need a spoon. - Okay.
- Well-- - I don't need a spoon.
- Well, I'm gonna get it to scrape it out.
I think that he's poured his heart and soul
into the agency.
So it's the other woman.
The table's set. Look at it. Tell me what you think.
- It's so gorgeous.
- We changed from Italian food to Mexican quinceañera.
- I think way better move. - Yeah.
It's like, she's 15 years old. - 100%.
- Exactly.
- Joy! [all exclaiming]
Jake is in the house!
- Hey, girl.
- Welcome, welcome. - Good to see you.
- Mom!
- Hi. How are you?
- Have you been in LA much?
- No, I have not.
New York, Florida, Aspen,
Portugal at the end of the month.
- Really? - Yeah.
We opened up an office in Portugal.
And then we're opening up an office in Mallorca.
- Wow. - We are going bananas.
- Where's the birthday girl? - Yay!
- Hi, guys. [cheers and applause]
Happy birthday!
- Thank you. - You made it to your birthday!
- Okay. Everyone grab your plate.
Time to eat! - Grab your plates.
You guys, Portia's just there with Ellie.
You guys all grab. Okay.
- Oh, you know what, Kyle? - Yeah?
- Yeah. No, no. What do you mean?
- Every time I open Google, it was like,
something about you guys separating,
divorcing, whatever.
It got to a point in which I called Mauricio
or I sent him a text.
I said, "Is everything okay?"
You know, generally I don't believe these things
but it's too much.
- I was seen without my wedding ring
and people started the rumor.
- I'm very taken aback that
my mother-in-law is asking me this right now, tonight.
Yes, Mo and I have been having a hard time.
But the picture of me without my ring
has nothing to do with that.
I've still been wearing a wedding band.
So why are people saying that because of one time
when I was lifting weights before that?
- Hi, love. [chuckles]
I'm-- - What?
- So beyond stressed right now. - I'm so--yeah.
I don't feel relaxed at all right now.
- We have to relax. - Okay.
Everyone be efficient.
- We got to clean up all that mail.
It's kind of embarrassing. - It's a good time to tell me.
- [laughs] - I'm just thinking--
- I just told you how overwhelmed and stressed I am,
and you're telling me to clean up the mail.
It's a good time to tell me that.
- [chuckles]
- This is just not what I want to hear right now
at my daughter's birthday dinner.
[upbeat music]
* *
Here's one little prezi.
* *
- It's not real. [laughs]
- It's not?
Unlike me.
[tense music]
- No.
* *
[soft upbeat music]
[cheering] - It's so cute.
- So cute! - Wow. It's so shiny.
- Love, love, love. - Portia!
- Ah! - A love band.
- It fits perfectly. Wait, it's really cute.
- I love it.
- Estella, Eduardo, where are you guys going?
I was going to tell you something.
- Oh, you want to tell me something?
- You're not gonna like it.
- Tell me.
- I got tattoos.
- You are? - Yeah.
- Oh, okay. - Where is my son?
- What do you mean?
- If I put his name--no.
[awkward tense music]
* *
That's a jinx, anyway. - That's a jinx?
Okay. - I don't believe in that.
- Okay.
- Anyway--okay, well, now I told you.
- And I know that also the girls got one.
- Yeah. - Like, on their--
- Do you know your son has one?
- No. - [laughs]
- Does he? Uh-oh.
- Maybe he does. I don't know.
I'm kidding. Are we--can we do cake?
- Let's do this.
- I told your mom you have a tattoo.
- What is wrong with you?
- She doesn't care.
- But still, why would I not be allowed to do that?
What is--what is that-- up with that?
- Okay, guys, we're lighting this cake, you guys.
- She meant the tattoo on me, so then I said maybe you don't.
I said I don't know for sure.
Now he's mad at me. - Oh, God. Ah.
- I mean, and then I realized she meant him
and I said, "Oh, I don't know." He has one.
Maybe, maybe not, I don't know.
- So you said that or you said yes?
- And I know that also the girls got one.
- Yeah. - Like, on their--
- Do you know your son has one? - No.
- You're in troubs.
- Why did I open my mouth?
I thought, "Oh, okay, it'll be funny in the moment."
Wait to see her reaction.
But now his reaction?
- Okay, guys, let's go! Candles are here.
- Okay, okay.
- I really wish I had not said anything.
[cheers and applause]
- Whatever. I don't want to talk about that right now.
- Okay. Well, I just want you to know that she
wasn't even mad at this. And then your dad was--
- It's not about that.
It's mine to talk about, not anybody else's,
and not, you know,
whether I choose to talk about it or not.
And I don't want to talk about it right now.
I don't want to talk about it.
- Oh, this is what people talk about
when they go through a rough time.
- Do you want me to help you cut cake?
- Yeah. That would be great.
Thanks, Jen.
Well, here we are.
It's been rough.
He's like, "That's my thing to talk about.
I don't want it getting camera time."
I was like, Jesus. [sighs]
- Coming up...
[upbeat music]
- Oh, my God. We have red Phantoms.
- Whoo! Oh, my God, you guys!
Look at these cars.
[upbeat music]
- Do you think I can go to Vegas in that little carry-on?
- How many days you going to Vegas?
- Two.
- What are you gonna do in Vegas?
- It's sort of my birthday party.
- Okay.
- Tell me how you really feel.
* *
- * Get that money like I'm supposed to *
- There's not much to it.
- I don't want any catching a cold.
- It's Vegas. Where else am I gonna wear this?
- I mean, you're definitely gonna find a man in that.
That's for sure.
* *
- Can we do purses in here?
- While you're doing that, I'm going to use my shaker.
[shaker thrumming]
- It looks like you're twerking.
- [laughs] - Get your twerk on!
[upbeat music]
* *
- Thank you, sir. - Enjoy your trip.
- Have a good one. Thank you.
- No.
I do not believe you're the first one here.
Look at you. - I know.
I thought maybe-- - I'm shocked.
I literally thought it was gonna be or Dorit last.
Oh, hello.
- It's a little pimpin', but I'm here.
- Oh, my God. - Vegas, bitch.
Vegas, Vegas, Vegas! Ha!
- Oh, the birthday woman. - Okay.
By the way, I love green. - Thank you so much.
- For a second-- it goes with my ----ing outfit.
- I didn't even know that was at first.
- Because the brown hair?
- It's still not registered yet.
- I know. Mwah.
- There she is! - Come on, hat. Come on, hat.
- We are ready, girls.
* *
- I'm getting excited!
* *
- Welcome aboard.
* *
- Oh, my goodness.
- I mean-- - Oh!
- O-M-G.
Kyle, by the way, thank you very much for the jet.
- You're welcome. - It's beautiful.
- Thanks for the plane. - You're welcome.
- Thank you for the plane, Kyle.
- Cheers, everybody. - Cheers.
- Happy birthday, Crystal! [all cheering]
- Cheers! - Cheers.
* *
- You guys, can we give Crystal her birthday present?
- Yes!
* *
- You guys! [laughs]
- Do you like it? - To die for!
You guys, thank you so much. - Put it on.
- I'm so obsessed.
So pretty.
- So guys, we are super excited to be hosting.
So when we get there, we'll check in,
we'll get dressed up.
- Okay. And then, guys,
in honor of your 40th birthday, bitch...
- Okay.
- I'm taking you to "Magic Mike."
- Yes! - Oh! Oh!
- Game on, bitch. Game on!
- When we go to "Magic Mike," please wear pants
if you want to get on stage.
- Well, I bought a skirt but I'm gonna trick them
because I don't want them to see my underwear.
I'm not going to wear any. - [laughs]
- I have pants and panties.
- You're flexible. You should go up.
- Is that Channing Tatum guy gonna be there too?
- I know. - No.
- I don't think he's gonna make it.
- Garcelle, Sutton, thank you very much.
So fun! - You're so welcome.
We're so excited, you guys.
- It's gonna be so much fun bonding.
We can love each other and fight with each other.
- I gave up fighting with you all for Lent,
as a good Catholic.
- So that's 40 days.
- How far in are we?
How much more time do we have left?
- It's only three days. - Oh.
- This trip, so I can last.
No, I'm not kidding.
The Lord or the Holy Ghost,
or some higher power is speaking to me
and said, "You need to give up fighting for Lent."
- Now Erika's religious. Okay. [chuckles]
This could have come in handy a while back, by the way.
* *
- Oh, my God. We have red Phantoms.
- Whoo!
Oh, my God, you guys, look at these cars.
[screams] Oh, my God, she's running after my hat.
You are the sweetest.
Wait! By the car, by the car, by the car.
* *
- Who's ready to have fun, guys?
[upbeat music]
- Sutton, there are auditions for the Raiderettes.
And I'm thinking that you and I should go.
- Five, six... both: Seven, eight!
- You guys have a lot more in common than I realized. Wow.
* *
- No.
- [gasps] Dorit.
- I know.
No. - I did.
- You did? - That's what I'm saying.
- What? - I know!
* *
- Here we go, girls.
- Hi. How are you?
- Welcome to Resorts World.
Pleasure to have you here with us.
- Lovely. Amazing.
- Oh, wow. - Oh, my God.
- Ladies, welcome home.
- Oh! - Yay.
- Oh, my God.
Whoa!
- Oh, my gosh. - Oh, my God.
- Thank you so much. - This is incredible!
- It's gorgeous!
- Welcome to your palace, a 15,000 square foot room.
This is the master suite.
- This is my room! - Happy birthday, bitch!
[all cheering]
- Wait till you see the rest. - Oh, my God!
My birthday is every month.
- Crystal, happy birthday! - Oh, my God.
- Bitch, happy birthday. [laughter]
- Kyle and Dorit, this is yours.
- Baby, oh, it's so romantic!
Let the rumors start.
- I've never done the girl thing.
- When you choose to share a bed
when you've got a ----ing suite--
- I don't know. Apparently, I'm a lesbian.
[tense music]
- Yes! - Look.
My stuff is already hung up.
- She took the whole closet.
- The bitch shows up, has her assistants
put all her clothes up front.
- We'll give her one section
and give Garcelle another section.
- There's plenty of room. - Oh, I cannot.
I get a little corner in the closet.
- I brought pillows. I don't know where they are.
- I'm in this room too.
- Oh, I got our ones.
- I love it. Bring on Magic Mike.
- We're gonna find me a man tonight on the stage.
[energetic music]
[cheering]
* *
- Are you upset that they didn't ask you
to go up there when you had pants?
- No! This had nothing to do with the pants!
- Why?
- You're such a bitch.
- Oh, no, don't do that. - Now you're being a bitch.
- Don't do that. - Now you're being a bitch.
- Don't do that.
- I can try to explain it to y'all so it doesn't blow up.
- Too late. And Erika's not even here.
- She's sitting in there like Judge Judy.