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I feel a little desperate doing it.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm a big believer in letting the men lead.
Let a man lead?
If I was rough, if I was vicious,
I'd like to apologize to every one of you.
I love you all, and I'm very sorry.
That's a breakthrough.
What are you gonna do in Vegas?
My birthday party.
We are ready, girls.
- Happy birthday, Crystal. - Whoo!
- Cheers. - Cheers.
Okay, and then, guys, in honor of your 40th birthday,
I'm taking you to Magic Mike. - Yes!
Please wear pants. If you wanna get on stage--
I have pants and panties.
♪ Big lights, big city, no
Here we go, girls.
♪ Big lights, big city, got that energy ♪
Ladies, welcome home.
- Wow! - Oh, my God, for sure.
♪ Party all night - Whoa!
Oh, my... - Welcome to your palace.
Kyle and Dorit, this is yours.
Baby, oh, it's so romantic!
Let the rumors start.
♪ I've been in grind mode, up late ♪
♪ Uh, uh, making money stack for me, yeah ♪
♪ Making money stack for me
So what is for lunch?
I feel like I need to make room
for those mashed potatoes.
Truffle mashed potatoes sound like a dream.
- Yeah, they're delicious. - Where the bitches at?
We're waiting for you to eat.
I don't wanna eat. I wanna go meet men.
But we're really gonna eat-eat? - What on Earth?
What? - Hi, I'm Garcelle.
You've already changed?
Yes, 'cause I wanna go downstairs and meet men.
Come. - Meet men?
- Yes. - Hold on, bitch.
- They're staying here. - Yeah, yeah, hold on.
I also wanna do an intervention.
I wanna do an intervention on how we date.
Oh.
We all look at Sutton.
Because we go on dates,
and we don't do second dates or third dates.
What happened to that guy you showed me a picture--
when you were in the bathtub?
I'ma punch you in the face right now.
- What happened in the bathtub? - No.
She showed it to me, a picture.
- No! - Of her the bath like--
Stop it. I was not.
That's what you sent to the guy?
- And? - I don't get asked out again.
- You don't go on first dates. - I do.
So when you go on a first date,
then you can talk to me about my second date.
- Well-- - Where is this coming from?
- Yeah. - I'm very, very, very, very--
I'm very, very, very, very curious right now.
I wanna know what's happening.
She goes on a great date,
and then a second date doesn't happen.
- Is it a great date, though? - They kissed.
A really great date, and you kissed.
And then what happened?
Maybe I invited him to come to the ABT Gala,
which was black tie in New York.
Oh.
And then I didn't really hear from him again.
I had one of my favorite dates ever.
I went to dinner with him.
I let him come into my house.
We played backgammon, had a very nice conversation,
and then I never heard from him again.
Well, honey, it was a good kiss.
But then you don't follow up with,
"Can you please fly across the coast?"
Maybe have a third and fourth date
before you invite him to New York.
We're trying to get her to the second one right now.
This is not the right thing to do, Sutton.
How would you feel if a man invited you
on your second date to fly-- mind you,
I guess if the roles were reversed,
it would be kind of sexy, wouldn't it?
What happened the next day?
Oh, for the love of God, I will read it for you.
- Because there's something... - Give me your phone.
- Like, I'm missing. - You're withholding.
"Thought you'd like these. Your triceps look good."
You said, "Your triceps look good"?
They do.
- Your triceps? - How 'bout your eyes?
Sutton's got no game.
"How to "Lose a Guy in 10 days Part II,"
starring Sutton Stracke.
How did she even have those babies, how?
Oh, my God.
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't don't!
Don't! Don't! What, what, what, what was that?
Stop it! - Oh, my God.
- She FaceTimed him. - I hung up. I hung up.
What? What did you just do?
- I hung up on him. - What did you just do?
It was a butt-dial.
Why do I give my phone to Kyle?
She's dangerous.
I swear to God. I swear to God. Kyle, I'll kill you.
- Hi, my name is Erika. - We stole Sutton's phone.
I'm sorry, this-- - Wait, no. Excuse me.
I actually like him. - Oh!
Did you hear that? - You just said that out loud.
Ugh.
Well, I'm just gonna say this.
You are smart... - Yes.
Beautiful... both: Yes.
- Fun... - Yes.
And funny, and if they don't respond
to you right away, they can go off.
- Yes, their loss! - Their loss.
- Oh, my God, you guys. - She can't be taught.
She can't be taught.
She can't be taught, unteachable.
So, okay, let's go to our rooms,
take a little break, then start getting ready.
And then we'll meet for Magic Mike and dinner.
- Okay. - Let's do it.
Thanks, guys. This is so fun.
I'm exhausted from the intervention.
You haven't seen nothing yet tonight.
Do you know that Crystal brought glam?
- Wait, Crystal brought glam? - Yes. I know.
Has she ever done that before?
- No. - Did everyone bring glam?
Literally, if Crystal brought it,
then probably everybody, except for you and I.
Where are my trousers for tonight?
I will kill Avi if he has - ed this up too.
He's not focused.
It's in there somewhere, Sutton.
It's in there somewhere. - Nuh-uh, it's not.
I'm going to kill him. - Okay.
Avi wants to die today.
You are in so much trouble.
Avi, there are white pants in here.
- What? - I wouldn't go in there.
Oh, my God.
See, he's shaking 'cause he's in so much trouble.
Because you freak him out.
Never mind, I just didn't see 'em.
I hope he's getting paid a lot of money.
Apparently, I needed a map.
I don't like this nonsense.
I like to unpack myself, so I am in complete control.
I like complete control.
- I apologize... - Uh-huh.
- And-- - So bye.
- We'll talk about this later. - ♪ Day is done
♪ Gone the sun
♪ Avi's not dead
♪ Off with your head
- Bye. - Save yourself.
Look at this nice restful place.
Here we go, yo. We're in Vegas, yo.
Get ready.
- Glam squad. - We're here.
Oh.
- Hey. - Hi, I need you.
And I need you quick. both: Let's go.
- The Valentino bag? - That tonight?
It was my birthday gift to myself.
Yes, so good. I'm gonna take the tags off.
I'm taking everybody to Magic Mike.
And we're gonna get homegirl Crystal on stage
and embarrass the sh-- out of her.
Is that enough height, or you want more height?
What do you mean? There isn't any height.
- Okay. - Where do you see the height?
My glam team, this is my dress.
It's not a shirt. It's a dress.
- Can we order drinks? - Of course.
Four blanco sodas, a bunch of lime.
- Thank you so much. - Of course.
Look at this girl.
Like God forbid there's Ocean Spray.
When I go out at night,
I like to carry my Ocean Spray grapefruit juice with me.
They have grapefruit juice. This is America.
Not this kind. I'm very sensitive.
I mean, look, Beyoncé likes hot sauce in her bag.
I like Ocean Spray grapefruit juice in my bag.
Us Southern girls, we know what we like.
So you just have this one thing?
Okay, and then I'm getting dressed.
And it's time to get into my latex outfit.
- We can't be late. - I'm gonna check on Crystal.
You ready to take over Vaggy, baby?
Oh, that's good.
- Let's go to the bar. - Yeah.
Keep it going. Keep it going. Keep it moving.
Keep it moving, people. - Whoo!
I love this runway. Hello.
Herding cats. Herding cats here.
Oh, where's my Ruby Red grapefruit juice?
Doggone it, I think I'm the cat that needs to get herded.
- Hi. - Hello, how are you feeling?
- I'm feelin' good. - Good, you look lovely.
- Thank you so much. - Hi.
- I love this dress. - Thank you.
This is a really good look for you.
- Okay, thank you. - I would steal it.
- Okay, okay. - I might tonight.
- Oh, you girls are killing it. - You too.
Sexy, leather, hot. - Yes, love it.
Hey!
- ♪ Sexy, leather, hot - ♪ Sexy, leather, hot
both: ♪ Sexy, leather, hot
She's ready for Magic Mike in that dress.
Whoo, look at that Valentino pink.
I don't like pants. I don't wear pants a lot.
When we go to Magic Mike,
if you wanna get on stage, wear pants.
I have pants and panties.
We're in Vegas.
I'ma get up on the stage and dance with strippers.
I mean, come on, why not? Nobody's gonna know.
Where is Erika?
♪ Go ahead, pop another bottle, yeah ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm stepping on stage ♪
- Well. - This is giving me, um--
was it Berlin?
Yeah.
I got a lot of ones.
Do y'all remember these? These are dollar bills.
- Follow Mama. - Oh, my God!
Coming up...
Now we're having fun.
♪ I'm a big boss, I'm a big boss ♪
♪ Never take a loss
Oh, we're here.
♪ I'm a big boss, I'm a big boss ♪
♪ If you ain't getting money, getting bread ♪
Magic Mike Live.
Welcome to Magic Mike. I'm Amber.
- Hi, Amber. How are you? - Nice to meet you.
- Hey, I'm Erika. - Yes.
Nice to meet you.
You guys wanna go get a drink?
- Yeah. - We need drinks. We need men.
This is my contribution to Crystal's birthday party.
'Cause we're going to Vegas, do you think
that we could possibly go to Magic Mike?
- Oh, of course. - And I would love it
if all of the girls got a chance on stage...
- Absolutely. - And to have that experience.
I know many of the men that are in this show.
Davis, who's Mikey's partner, is in the show.
Yes, we are. Yes, we are, Crystal.
Magic Mike is a great show.
You know, like, this is a good time.
We're gon' feel the magic, Crystal.
I am so here for it.
Sutton, could you move a little slower?
I am sorry. My pants are very long.
Man, oh, man.
I want the birthday girl right here.
I got her right here. - My name's Carlos.
I'll be your server.
I see you already have drinks for now.
I'll do a Casamigos Blanco neat.
- Already? - Coming right up.
- I know. - I wanna have fun.
We just said we were going to have fun tonight.
But you can't use all your dollars.
You can make it rain up here.
I got all those dollars for nothing.
We're ready to start.
Here's the truth.
Crystal needs to get out of her shell.
It's her----ing birthday, and I'm gonna make
this girl have some fun.
What's going on, Las Vegas? Let's make some noise!
Now we're having fun.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
Whoo!
Oh, my God.
Hi.
Come up here.
Wow. His body's amazing.
And it's so close to me.
It feels good to see all of us here having a good time,
letting our hair down.
All it took was some naked men on stage.
Oh, Erika!
Oh, my God, it's Crystal.
Yes.
Aah!
Jumping on one of these hot guys, it's like,
"Oh, yeah, maybe I could turn 40 every year."
It's so fun.
Got me, you got me speechless ♪
♪ I can't move my mouth
♪ Everything you do is like a cat and mouse ♪
♪ I'm just tryna do it
♪ But it hurts me so
♪ Every time I try to make you capture it and let it go ♪
No.
Tom had other moves clearly that landed me in hot water.
But not moves like this.
♪ You be doin' to me
♪ You got me so twisted
♪ Girl, you tryna kill me
♪ Whenever I see your text, it makes me go crazy ♪
♪ Maybe you're mine
I think it hurt her feelings she wasn't
one of the cool girls that got chosen to go on stage.
And she wore pants.
I know. I know. I know!
- I know. - What happened?
♪ It's all right, it's okay, it's just fine ♪
♪ Got you on my mind
Aah!
Here we go again.
This is Sutton always making herself
the center of attention.
She can't help herself.
Where is she?
Sutton? Listen, I just wanna find out
what's going on with you.
Come outside. I hate--
Will you come outside? I don't wanna be in here.
Come and sit over here. Come and sit over here,
'cause my feet are killing me, so come sit over here.
Sure.
- So what happened? - I'm gonna tell you.
We were having a good time. We were laughing and dancing.
And all of a sudden-- - Yeah.
And it was a fun show until I saw my two friends.
They had their legs wide-open, the man's face inside their--
Okay, so they're consenting adults.
That's fine, but I'm on the board
for American Ballet Theatre.
I understand that.
I don't have friends that get up on stages
and have men's faces in their crotch.
Oh, my God, Kyle.
- Yeah! - Yes!
Y'all can have fun, and you can clap along.
And you can think it's great.
I live by a different standard for myself, for myself.
What's wrong?
I didn't like that.
Oh, well, you wouldn't have liked what just happened then.
- Oh, what'd you do? - What just happened?
I just had whipped cream licked off of me.
See I--that's fine.
Whipped cream licked off of you is silly and stupid.
Spreading your legs open with a man's crotch in you, no.
I don't know what's going on with Sutton right now.
I don't see why she's so wound up about this.
Even for Sutton, it seems a little extreme.
Sutton was clearly upset
that Erika and Crystal were getting all the attention
up there with these guys.
"No, that was very upsetting
that I didn't get to dance with the naked men."
Are you upset that they didn't ask you
to go up there when you wore pants--
No. No. Okay! Are you----ing kidding me?
It has nothing to do with that. - I don't understand--
Well, maybe a little something. - No.
This had nothing to do with the pants!
It had nothing to do with the pants.
Come on.
I have pants and panties.
I don't like pants. I don't wear pants a lot.
I'm pretty sure this has something
to do with the pants.
I need a drink.
This is not normal!
We're having a great time, and then all of a sudden,
she's freaking out in the bathroom,
she's yelling in the lobby.
Y'all go enjoy the strip club show...
- Stop. - That y'all came to see.
I don't want to.
Hurricane Sutton is here!
I mean, my God.
Are you talking about your brand right now?
- It's just a show. - Y'all do that.
Go, y'all go enjoy the show. - No, I wanna talk to you.
I'm not gonna be blamed,
and we're not gonna blame the pants.
That's not what this is about.
I am very uncomfortable with that whole thing.
- Mm-hmm. - Sorry, call me a prude.
I don't get a second date. I don't----ing care.
I wear a kitty sweater on my first date, I don't care.
It's who I am.
You can also be offended and just, you know,
walk away instead of making a big scene.
What did I do? I walked away.
It's a little excessive.
Then don't follow me.
I was actually going to go to the bathroom,
and then I saw you guys talk-- - Then--fine, then shut up.
Don't be a bitch, Sutton.
You--don't say that I'm being excessive.
I went to the bathroom.
That's all I did.
I am so not buying Sutton's story.
You brought money to put in their pants!
I got a lot of ones. Do y'all remember these?
These are dollar bills.
I've never seen such a switch of a personality so fast.
I excused myself from the situation.
- Okay. - I didn't make it a big deal.
You would never have known.
Even this is a big deal.
Okay, great, I'm glad you feel that way.
I do not. - And that's okay.
Let's head out to the Sprinter.
The other girls will join us. The show's almost done.
Yeah I've gotta change my shoes.
- Okay let's do it. - My feet hurt really bad.
Now I'm worried Erika's gonna be offended.
- But will you text them? - Yep, I did.
Thank you.
Stunning. Yes!
That is so athletic. - Oh, my God.
Why? Oh.
I don't really care. I'm here to see my friends.
No.
To go around! Whoo!
All I did was go to the restroom.
Then y'all just had to run after me, like,
and make it a big deal, yes?
I do think it has something to do
with the pants a little bit.
God, mother----, I swear.
So you're worried about the ballet company seeing you--
No, I am saying-- no, it's about the performance.
- The integrity. - Thank you.
No, but she said her brand too.
You're such a bitch. You really are.
- How far is this walk... - What are you talking about?
- To the goddamn Sprinter van? - Are you kidding me?
And you hit really low, Kyle.
Did you not say "your brand"?
I didn't. Listen--
- I feel so good right now-- - Yet here we are again
with Kyle--she's walked into a conversation
that she did not hear. - Oh, no. Don't do that.
Now you're being a bitch. Now you're being a bitch.
Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that.
Yeah, now don't you be a----ing bitch to me.
Oh, my God, there's not enough tequila for tonight.
Kyle, I'm happy to talk to you about it and--
Well, I'm happy to talk to you too,
but first you call me a bitch and that I walked into...
- I'm sorry I-- - A conversation.
You could also say, "She walked right past me,
didn't even care that I was upset."
- I'm sorry I called you that. - Okay, thank you.
I am.
Oh, my God! Honey, my hair fell out.
- Amazing! - She had such a good time.
Hi, baby, how are you?
Did you guys have a good time?
- Amazing. - This is my friend, Dorit.
We were living.
I know, them other bitches.
Honestly, you guys are so brilliant.
- I love you. We gotta go. - Mwah.
Hi.
- Now that I'm calm... - Were you not calm?
I'm trying to work through my brain,
so I can try to explain it to y'all so it doesn't blow up.
Too late. And Erika's not even here.
With the history that Erika and Sutton have had...
You be quiet, Miss Small Town,
I'm so worried about my mother----ing reputation.
You shut up.
Erika is going to walk into the Sprinter van,
and it's going to be World War III.
Get your popcorn ready.
Don't tell me that they've been waiting
in the van the whole time. - Sourpuss in the van.
I mean, that would shock me. Thank you so much.
Are you kidding me, ladies?
She's sitting in there like Judge Judy.
And try to explain it to y'all so it doesn't blow up.
Too late. And Erika's not even here.
Don't tell me that they've been waiting in
the van the whole time. - Sourpuss in the van.
I mean, that would shock me. Thank you so much.
Are you kidding me, ladies?
She's sitting in there like Judge Judy.
Are you kidding me?
You've been sitting here the whole time?
I was so sad not to see you.
What's going on?
What happened?
She was offended.
Were you really offended?
It was the spread eagle, head in the crotch.
Oh, my God, that's my oldest dance partner for forever.
- It was just too much for me. - We were going to Magic Mike.
We knew what we were getting into, and you know what?
- I was just-- - I'm not gonna--
I'm not going to let this smile or this joy...
And I'm not gonna take it away from you.
'Cause it was in a perfect place.
We're all adults. And that's exactly what it was.
It was a good show. - I know.
Hello, anybody in there?
She is calm. She is collected.
She doesn't even seem bothered.
I told you guys, I'm not fighting for Lent.
I gave up fighting with you all for Lent.
Game on, bitch.
You're not ruining my----ing night.
They really paid special attention to us.
They gave us the front row on the balcony.
- I stood up. I was dancing. - And all of a sudden,
they saw 80% of our group were gone half of the night.
Sutton leaves the theater in a huff, by the way,
and then just doesn't come back.
What kind of manners is that?
Miss Manners herself.
Toughen up, buttercup.
I got really upset
seeing y'all like that on stage.
How do you feel of the fact
that we don't feel upset?
Does that change how you feel?
No, that's a honest question-- - No, it's a good question.
It's a good question. - Like,
I've been married for 20 years. - But we don't care.
She's been married for eight years yesterday.
- Well, I didn't see Dorit. - We don't think--
you've been together almost 30 years.
How do you feel the fact... - I'm sorry.
- We, it doesn't bother us? - And I guarantee
our husbands won't feel offended.
Mau would never care that I was up on this bar
with this man licking whipped cream off me.
So I really don't think that Sutton
should be offended either.
I'm sorry, I had a visceral reaction.
- It's okay. - I have calmed down.
I'm gonna take it you never watched porn
with your husband.
No.
She had had sex, right?
Did Sutton have a stork?
Hey, guys, come on.
Oh, my feet hurt.
- Were you offended? - No!
- Girl. - We're at Magic Mike.
We didn't even see any penises.
- No. - Oh, if that was a strip club,
I'd want my money back.
I think we have a reservation.
Thank you. - Oh, there's a bunch of us.
- Enjoy, ladies. - Thank you.
Good evening, welcome to FUHU.
- Thank you so much. - You're welcome.
- Could I order some hot tea? - Yeah, of course.
I'll do mint. Thank you.
I'm just gonna get a Don Julio on the rocks.
I wanna order the king crab, tempura, scallops.
Oh, miso cod taco, how many come in an order?
- We'll make it six. It's four. - Yeah, let's do six of 'em.
Whew, we took a turn.
I know, I get--you know, I get very passionate.
Erika, I'm gonna apologize to you.
Um, and I-I really am sorry. - Thank you.
Yeah, no, it's all good.
It's all good.
I don't know who this Erika is.
But this is not the Erika we're used to.
Where is the yelling, finger-pointing,
snarling Erika Jayne?
I was not expecting this reaction.
- Is that the taco thing? - Miso cod taco.
- Yeah, thanks. - Oh, wow, that was fast.
- That looks so good. - So what's the plan? Wait.
Why am I asking "What's the plan?" It's my trip.
You know what the plan is tomorrow.
- I'm having lunch with Oliver. - How's he doing?
- Oh, my God, how nice. - He's good. He's really good.
- I was gonna ask. - Is he divorced?
Yeah, they're almost done.
You've had a lot of moments with your boys.
And you handle it so well.
My son Oliver has dealt with addiction.
- Oh. - Wow.
We've been through so much.
Looking back, I'm like,
"Did I give you too much freedom?
Did I miss the signs?"
I was just hanging out with the wrong people
and making the poorest of choices.
I try. I mean, you know,
it doesn't mean that I don't cry sometimes at night
thinking that I messed up.
Nobody's perfect, Garcelle, and you did your best.
And you showed love, and you show love.
And by the way, forgive me for speaking out of turn,
but I know the little bit that you've told me,
he's had some hardship.
And I know that you will have wise words for Oliver,
and you'll give him the comfort and the love.
That's all you can do is give him support.
Yeah.
I don't feel comfortable talking to the women about
my kids because of the way they were treated last year.
You guys, did you miss that Erika said to Garcelle's son,
the 14-year-old, to go off?
- I know. - I was there.
I mean, it's not funny, but it is funny.
I think it's great that she did that.
I don't know if they genuinely wanna have
a conversation with me or talk about it.
I don't trust it.
It doesn't feel like a safe place.
Eating is so hard.
- How are you doing? - I can't do it.
Oh, no.
I may never recover from Sutton eating this fish ball.
So you think you're offended tonight?
You just offended me.
I'm beginning to understand why there's no second date.
No second date, no wonder.
Coming up...
What is the best compliment you've ever received?
I have perfect nipples. - Oh!
- Oh, I get good nipples. - I did not expect that.
You should expect it.
One, two, three, four.
Okay, guys, who wants to play a card game?
We just put the card out,
and then you all answer the question.
- Okay. - Okay, let's do it.
Okay, who wants to go first? Eeny, meeny, miney--
- I'll go first. - Yeah.
- All right, Dorit. - Okay!
Oh, "What's your favorite song to to?"
- Al Green. Anything Al Green. - Al Green?
She said Al Green.
- Boyz II Men. - And really fast too.
- Boyz II Men. - I've got one.
Cody Jinks, "Somewhere in the Middle."
It's a great song.
- What? - It's a country artist.
You guys, I have some better music for you.
I was expecting Sutton to say, like, "The Nutcracker."
All right, who's next? You go.
Okay, "Would it turn you on
to be watched having sex?"
I would be okay being watched, but I think I'd like to watch.
- Both. - Yeah, both.
Whenever somebody's too quiet and too conservative,
they're always the biggest hos.
Interesting.
I wouldn't want the person in the room watching me.
She wants a Peeping Tom.
Garcelle's by the window every night going...
"How many days a week do you have sex?"
Not enough.
Okay, your answer would be not--
If I had a person in my life...
- Yeah. - Twice a day.
Twice a day?
Between her feet, her cats, her dogs,
she got no time to have sex twice a day.
I imagine her being the worst lay ever.
She said twice a day.
You know why I think she got upset tonight
at Magic Mike?
It was making her want it.
All right, who's next? You go.
"What is the best compliment you've ever received?"
Um, I have perfect nipples.
- Oh! - Oh, I get good nipples.
I did not expect that.
- You should expect it. - I know I should.
I guess I really should.
Dorit, how would you know what a perfect nipple looks like?
You haven't seen a real body part in ten years.
- I get good nipples. - You get good nipples too?
Yeah.
They're small, but they're cute.
- Happy birthday. - Thank you.
- This is the most I've eaten-- - Oh, my God.
- Go for it, guys. - Wow.
Oh, my God.
Ah, Kyle, whipped cream.
Memories.
- Thank you. - Okay, my question. Hold on.
"What sex toys do you own?" - Oh, I have a lot. Oh--
A lot?
- I'm so confused. - Well, what?
Okay, Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Stracke.
You never know who you're gonna get.
And do you always travel with one?
Usually.
- Is it in the room we share? - No, no.
That would be frightening.
All right, you guys ready to, you know?
Yep, okay, so we're heading back?
- Oh, my God, my feet, ow. - All right, guys, ready?
- Yes. - Sutton, do you snore?
I need to pee. My gut is swollen.
- No complaints. - Just skip to my loo.
I'ma skip to the loo.
I--what? I am.
I-I'm sorry-- - You guys, what happened?
Bye. I love you all. Thank you.
Good night.
Oh, my gosh, I am so excited to get out of this thing.
I'll bet. Is it itchy? Is it scratchy?
Oh, my gosh, it's so itchy.
Yeah, scratch my back real quick, seriously.
Oh, my God, you're such a freaking baby.
I think it's BS tonight.
I think she was embarrassed tonight.
- Oh, duh. - I think cocktails make you
get a little more overly warmed up.
Listen to me, cocktails can make you let loose.
But if that's cocktails,
then maybe she should be the one that stops drinking.
Oh, harder, harder, harder, faster.
Oh, my God, oh, my God, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, my God.
You sound like you're having sex in there.
Oh, my God, Kyle, this is so much better than sex.
Aah!
I've gotta tell you something.
I'ma be real honest. - What?
- If--what? - Like, it desensitizes.
- Sutton, I'm going to sleep. - Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Sutton, please just go to sleep.
Garcelle, it has to be right.
Is it okay if I read some stuff?
I don't care if you burn.
I just got a book on tantric sex.
- Pain in the ass. - I could read out loud to you.
No, no, I don't wanna hear anything.
Night.
The old me would have never gone to a gym in Las Vegas.
I would be exhausted and hungover
looking for room service.
Now I'm laying there awake since 5:00 in the morning.
Why wouldn't I go exercise?
What would I thought of the new Las Vegas Kyle?
She's annoying.
- Can I sit with you? - Yes.
I woke up, you know, 'cause I wake up early.
And I walk out here.
And who is in her full gym look with her Birkin?
What is this? - I do not know.
Does the Birkin need a workout to hold all the cash?
Yes, I think, according to Kyle,
everyone and everything needs a workout.
I mean, how miserable do you have to be on vacation
on a girls' trip in Vegas, and you are setting the alarm
at 5:30 to go work out in the gym?
She's also not drinking at all.
Are you deliberately trying to torture yourself?
She's living in extremes right now and--
She's hyper to me right now.
And it's not sustainable.
I am not getting out of bed before the sun rises
for anyone or anything other than my children.
And even then, on vacation, oh, hell no.
- Oh, my God. - Oh, is there breakfast here?
- Yep. - Okay, let's go grab some.
I need my vacation bacon, Erika.
- Are you doing it? - Yeah.
- Oh, look what we see here. - The workout queen.
- Perky Perkins. - Perky Perkins.
How's everybody feeling today?
- Oh, like a rock star. - There's some eggs.
Unbelievable gym at this place.
Legit professional. - I'll never see it.
Yeah.
All right, I have something on my mind that I wanna share.
Last night when we were sitting at the table
and we were talking about Oliver,
I felt disingenuine for myself,
because I felt like what I really wanted to say
is that I don't know if I trust you guys
when it comes to my family.
Coming up...
To say, I don't trust that your feelings
about my kids are genuine is hurtful.
And how did we get here?
- Don't turn this around on me. - No. I don't understand
why you can't just understand how I feel.
♪ Toast to the good life, toast to the good life ♪
♪ Yeah, we party every day
Last night when we were sitting at the table
and we were talking about Oliver,
I felt disingenuine for myself, because I felt like
what I really wanted to say is that I don't know
if I trust you guys when it comes to my family.
I know you said some nice things,
but just telling you my truth.
I mean, I think because I'm still a little bit
with the laughing of Jax.
Kyle apologized.
And Erika has apologized.
With the situation with Jax,
I apologize. I'm so sorry. - I appreciate that.
Under no circumstances, though,
can you disrespect not only a kid, but my kid.
I agree and take full responsibility...
- Thank you. - And fully apologize.
You can accept someone's apology,
but that doesn't mean that you forgive.
It's not about holding on to it.
It's just saying, "I'm still in this space
that's vulnerable when it comes to my family."
I know you said that.
But I just feel like I wanna protect my family.
And I wanna protect my-- and I feel like
I still wanna protect my family from this group.
I just feel like-- I don't feel--
Thank you.
I thought whatever issues Garcelle and I had,
that was resolved.
Everything seemed okay.
So now for Garcelle to feel like
she cannot trust me around her kids, it's hurtful.
Makes me angry.
It doesn't feel like I trust this group with my family.
Like, Jax and I have been going through some stuff.
And if I'm in this group, I wanna feel like my kids--
that you would wanna protect them too,
like I would if somebody came after your kids or--
- 1 million percent. - You know?
But what has to happen, Garcelle?
I don't know.
I mean, it's been over a year.
Yeah, but you can't put a time on it.
I can't tell you it's been over a year,
and you should be better than--
Well, listen, Garcelle,
you've known us for three years.
You know people, if they are good people and if--
I'm not saying you're a horrible person.
I think you're taking it wrong. - No, no, no, no.
Wanna have a friendship and move forward,
everybody has to come to a place where they say,
"Okay," and agree to walk over. - Right.
- That's-- - I agree.
- Right. - But--and if you get hurt,
it might take time.
I understand why Garcelle feels like this 100%.
When you watch your husband making fun of a child
and you don't say anything...
Should tell Garcelle's youngin to off.
The next one, she tried to-- bang.
I mean, that's a blowout. - Oh, my God.
This sounds like "Animal House."
You're just as responsible.
To say that I don't trust you with my kids,
that to me, it hits right in my heart.
I feel like now you're making me feel like
I need to apologize to you for how I feel
because you're so hurt.
Garcelle, please, come on,
don't turn this around on me.
No, but that's what it feels like.
To say, "Listen, I don't trust that
your feelings about my kids are genuine" is hurtful.
Well, it was also hurtful to me.
- I know. - I understand that.
And we apologized for that. We don't need apologies.
- Okay. Okay. I'ma shower. - That's it.
But, baby, you have tears in your eyes--
- Honey, it's not fair. - I know,
because I don't understand why
you can't just understand how I feel.
It's not a thing about your children.
But it's not about you being a mom.
- Okay. - It's about how I feel.
This is my problem with Dorit.
We all know she talks a lot, but I don't think she listens.
She takes things and then makes 'em personal.
And then she becomes the victim.
And then I feel like I walk away going,
"What just happened?"
I will withhold.
When I feel something and I want to say something
that comes from my heart, I won't say it.
It's okay. We'll take the-- - How did we get here?
Go have a shower. Let's get ready for the day.
Oh, I'll see y'all later.
Next time
on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
Sutton, that might be your cowboy.
Whoo!
- Okay. okay. Okay. - Oh!
We are not in Beverly Hills.
This was not a good year for me in my marriage.
I know you've said that.
I expected more from him
from what I was going through.
Do you ever worry about the future?
Oh, hello.
- Davis, oh, hello. - Hello!
Hey, Sutton, this is your chance
to apologize to my friend... - I really appreciate that.
Who you said was over the top.
It was just the one spread eagle
with the head in the crotch.
Talk about putting Sutton on the spot.
You have a habit of losing your sh--
in ridiculous circumstances. - Name 'em.
- That--well-- - Name 'em.
- Well-- - Name 'em.
- Well, be quiet, so-- - Name--
Let me talk! Jesus.