Previously on
"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
And here she is.
Wow, you look amazing.
I'm not my best yet.
I definitely struggle to understand the PTSD thing.
[tense music]
I want to be back on stage.
I want to be making new music.
I can make some calls and see--
If there's any interest.
Or even if they'll just take a meeting.
You just seemed off, like, odd.
I don't know what it was.
Maybe I think something's off with you.
The news is, Mauricio may be having an affair.
Mwah.
both: Mwah. Mwah.
Hi.
both: Hello. all: Hi.
Here we are.
Awkward.
Tonight, you're going to get a five-course tasting menu.
It is optionally infused with cannabis.
I want to feel something, but I don't
want to see, like, lights.
This is not ayahuasca. This is cannabis.
My ex-husband is leaving the country.
I'm not saying it's not a situation
you can't be sad over.
I'm saying I think it's an excuse.
Well, what's your excuse?
Is there something going on in your personal life
that you would like to share? - With what, though?
Her marriage.
♪
What's with the new band?
You haven't been wearing your wedding ring.
Right. It's in the bank.
Well, you know, all of these things kind of add up.
So this is what you're gossiping about?
That I had a different ring on that I bought myself?
Oh, hell, I didn't wear mine for years.
I thought it was a makeup band.
A makeup band?
So what you're saying is that my husband cheated on me.
[dramatic music]
♪
Did I say that?
You want my husband to have cheated
and bought me that band-- - Whoa.
- That he did not buy me? - I'm happy.
I'm content with all of your answers.
♪
- But that's weird. - OK.
When you say that, that feels wrong.
And everyone's saying, what's going on with you?
If I'm going through a hard time
and exercising and not drinking--because guess what?
Even if I have two glasses of wine, the next day,
I feel down and depressed.
I can't afford to feel depressed right now!
OK? I don't want to feel depressed!
♪
Girl.
My friends, like Faye, we've had conversations like this.
OK, maybe we're not as good of friends as I thought.
- OK. - Because I--
Because I don't think a friend would ask like that.
In that room back there, that was very quiet.
It was at your house.
You have a habit of losing your sh--
in ridiculous circumstances, too.
- Name 'em. - That--
Name 'em.
Well, what you did was ridiculous.
- Name 'em. - Not having--
- Name 'em. - Well, be quiet!
Let me talk! Jesus!
I had a lot going on.
I know.
And I'm sorry for that.
I'm sorry how you reacted as well.
I hope you're well.
I am well.
And we'll talk another time.
Oh, thank you for apologizing on my behalf.
♪
You're welcome.
♪
Anyway.
♪
What is this that we're having? [scattered laughter]
- Chef will be right out. - OK.
Cut right through that tension.
I'm so sorry to interrupt.
This is a sunchoke.
So it's a Jerusalem artichoke.
There's a hollandaise sauce,
a date syrup, harissa,
and a little bit of tomato concassé in there.
Oh, this is really good.
It's delicious.
Annemarie, I want to know more about you.
How--
- What would you like to know? - How tall are you?
What do you weigh? Do you have kids?
Who are--
5'9", 160, married, four kids.
Wow.
Has he bought you any gifts lately?
[laughter] - I love you!
Just kidding!
I didn't even know that was a thing.
But what I want to know is, did he say, I cheated on you,
so here's a gift?
He bought the gift afterwards to,
sort of, like, lure me back. - After you knew.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, Garcelle, you didn't have any--
you didn't have-- - I had no clue.
No--not one inkling?
I thought I won the lottos in husbands.
- Aww. - I really did.
I have now grown to believe
that he is a great dad and a horrible husband.
But life continues after divorce.
- Yes. - Yeah.
There's life after divorce, but I also think
there's something to be said about being able
to just be single for a while and just--
I agree.
Because I feel like everyone at this table can have a man.
- Oh, Lord. - Right.
What I love is when I see relationships where
you have a true partnership. You know what I'm saying?
Like, that's what's special.
- I want one good love affair. - Yeah.
You really haven't had one?
I want one of those things you see in the movies,
where you just can't be apart and just--
oh, my gosh, we must be together!
It's, like, romantic and you do all these things.
Erika, you had a love affair like in the movies.
It's "Harold and Maude," only in reverse,
which will probably eventually be made into a Lifetime movie
or something like that.
What do you think?
Are you single?
You're married?
- Poor bastard. - I know.
I don't want to play games in a relationship.
I don't care whether you're rich or poor.
You know, rich, broke--
- Justin, stop it! - Wait a minute.
Did you just say, I don't care if you're rich or poor?
What I'm saying is, if you have a love affair
with someone, that's what I'm talking about,
not like an arrangement again.
You know, Tom was very established
and had his own life for many years,
and I was fit into his life.
Tom, how are you?
What are you doing?
Just having lunch with the lady.
Saw you guys in here. I thought I'd say hi.
- Nice. - Enjoy your lunch.
Thank you.
I don't want to do that again.
I want to carve out my own life and have someone meet me,
and let's go forward together.
- Denise. - What?
How does it feel to be with the group?
It's been so long! - Oh, you know what?
It's so nice.
It really is.
Did you miss everyone?
- I did. - Everyone?
[laughter] - Everyone.
I do have a question for you.
Oh.
Why you treated me a certain way
after I met you.
And I mean, I could say this about me and you,
you and I, the first time I met you--
you were so sweet and so lovely.
How did you meet Aaron?
So I met him at his center.
One time, we had sex and went in his room.
My visuals of you and Aaron having sex
are, like, right up there with my favorite porn.
[laughter]
And then, a year later was a different dynamic.
Denise, I don't feel anything personal towards you.
I know that-- - No.
You know what I'm talking about.
- No-- - But I'm asking you, like,
what did I do to you?
♪
Can you tell me what it is, though?
Because I'm not clear.
Well, I'll be very clear.
You were so kind to me.
And I was like, oh, my God, she's so sweet.
She's so lovely.
Da, da, da, da.
And then, when I came to do my--sorry, guys.
I have such a bad cold.
Well, I'm high.
But I don't know what she is.
But she's on another level.
Denise is slurring her words a little bit.
Maybe Denise had a drink before she came
because she was nervous.
I don't know what Denise is partaking in, but--
[laughs] I kind of want some right now.
You were very different towards me.
What happened with Erika's mood--
What's a specific moment that bothered you the most?
What bothered you the most? - You know. Come on, guys.
We're grown-ass adults.
And you know what I'm talking about.
No, I don't. I really don't.
I'm sorry. I-- - Really?
Yeah. Really.
You really don't--
I'm sorry, I don't remember. What are you talking about?
I'm just-- - I don't know what to say.
Oh.
Come on, Denise. You can say it.
What exactly did Erika do to you?
OK.
Is there something specific that you're pointing out,
or is it just like a whole thing?
A whole thing.
- A whole thing? - Yeah.
Do you have an example of--
Yeah, can you give me an example?
I don't need an example. Go watch the show.
Oh.
Watch the show.
That's your example.
Watch the show.
Wait, what is happening?
If you need to take a second, watch the show,
and then come back and do this, - ing great.
Oh.
This weed dinner is kicking in right now.
Denise, what are you talking about?
[laughing] Watch the show?
Watch the show? What?
Bitch, what?
What?
[laughing] Oh, God.
Coming up--
Is she about to light up at the table?
What the [BLEEP]?
Wow!
I just never thought you'd pull out a joint.
There are things about me that
y'all don't know sometimes.
I mean, OK.
The first time I met you, you were so sweet.
And then, a year later, it was a different dynamic.
What did I do?
You know what I'm talking about.
No, I don't. I really don't.
I'm sorry. - Really?
Yeah. Really.
Who is this Erika?
She is cool as a cucumber.
She's not lunging at Denise.
The old Erika would have been like, bitch, what are you on?
Would you like to say what I did?
Just say it.
I don't even know how to explain it.
Just do it.
I was so----ing nice to you.
- OK. - And you were a bitch to me.
- OK. - And you know it.
I do? OK.
Just, like, own it.
- Own what? - That.
♪
I am so confused and high.
We're having a good time, and you're ruining my high.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
And neither do you!
OK, Denise, I apologize to you.
- Thank you. - You know?
You're welcome.
♪
- This is an amazing dinner. - Yes.
I'm obsessed.
And I think I'm high.
You are.
You feel something. - I feel it.
I know! I can tell!
I'm like, real, yeah.
I'm getting lit.
[laughter]
Is that a joint over there?
Amazing.
Is she about to light up at the table?
Well, I'm sorry.
I was told I could.
Excuse me, your girlfriend is--
Hal said I could.
It smells good.
In the house?
What the [BLEEP]? [laughs]
At the dinner table.
Wow!
Sutton Stracke!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
This is totally legal.
Hitting the trees right at the----ing table?
Oh, no, I cannot.
I cough every single time.
I just never thought you'd pull out a joint.
I'm sorry.
I love my girl Sutton,
but she is a walking contradiction.
Over here, she's, like, smoking a joint,
and then in Vegas, she can't even deal with
a few half-naked men?
♪
Sutton.
There are things about me that
y'all don't know sometimes.
I mean, OK.
The desert does not have THC.
It only has CBD.
Honey, the THC is in the air.
[laughter]
I'm going to go to the restroom.
Whatever you do, don't say anything
really juicy without me. [laughter]
'Cause I don't know what to say about this.
Sutton.
Oh, I'm coming.
Whoa.
What?
This, too.
[BLEEP].
Well, then come here.
I do not understand what's going on with Denise.
I haven't seen her eat a lot of this weed-infused food.
And it doesn't seem like she's drinking that much.
- What happened? - What do you mean what--
[laughter]
Did something else happen?
Either she partakes before she got here this evening--
I don't understand what's happening.
Erika felt like a deer in headlights.
I don't think she really understood.
- Oh. She did. - OK.
Oh, damn. OK.
- She is. - What?
- She's a dumb [BLEEP]. - Dumb [BLEEP].
Ooh. Okey dokey.
We all know she----ing knew.
- Oh, God. - Sometimes Denise--
Whatever.
Can't say exactly what she means
when she needs to say it.
Are you joking?
She----ing knows.
But she's Denise. Who----ing cares?
If I were Denise----ing Richards,
I'd be walking around naked,
drinking tequila, slurring my words.
I don't even like tequila.
But that's what I'd be doing.
Who's high? Raise your hand.
I'm high.
Me, too.
But not, like, high-high.
I'm going to walk out.
Well, I thought--
No.
Backwards?
No.
It's so good to see you!
Is yours upside down?
Don't do this. Don't do this.
No.
Stop it.
I know what you're doing.
I don't give a flying-ass [BLEEP] about a jacket.
- OK. - OK?
Stop it. Don't do this.
You know what you're doing.
What am I doing?
Maybe Denise is onto something, and in two years,
we'll all be wearing upside-down jackets.
And it'll be the hottest trend.
But right now--
[chuckles] It's a hard no for me.
OK.
Everything OK?
- I'm going to head out. - You're gonna head out?
Let me walk you out. - Yeah.
It's almost 11:00 and--
OK.
- Bye. - Sit with me.
We look like primary colors.
- No. - Did Denise leave?
All good.
She's a----ing asshole.
I never did anything to her.
Well, you apologized in the end.
But I also don't really quite know what I'm apologizing for.
It did kind of ruin my buzz, though.
- She knows. - OK.
Bye, babe. - Bye.
Thank you so much.
OK, then. Well--
It's like the House of Horrors here today.
You can always count on somebody around here
to ruin your good time.
Coming up--
You've already lost two sisters.
Do you want to lose a third?
♪
[mellow music]
♪ Yeah, yeah
Sutton, are you a night owl?
I wake up at 6:00.
- You used to do that. - She works out.
So my husband literally sleeps
for, like, four hours a night.
Martha Stewart said four hours.
She also went to prison.
[laughter]
How you feeling? That was intense.
I know.
That's not a----ing friend.
That's not cool. - I know.
Where's our hostess?
In denial about something.
Sutton, what am I in denial about?
♪
I don't know.
If you know something, please tell me.
Oh, my God, what would I know?
I would love--that's what I'm asking you.
I don't know anything.
If you're saying I'm in denial,
you're implying you know something.
It seems to me that you are.
You either said it or you didn't.
There's a very simple-- - Yes, I said it.
It seems like you're in denial about something.
Insanity.
So if you have something--
If you don't have anything to tell us--
If you know, I would like you to tell--
I don't know anything.
Then I'm going to let it go.
Quit trying to gaslight me.
You went in there and said--
I said it while I was sitting at the table.
Wherever you said it. I don't care if you were
standing on your - ing head!
We all know I can't stand on my head.
[laughs]
If you have something that you know about, please share.
I don't have anything that I know about.
- But in denial of what? - OK.
I--that's the question.
I asked her about her household, about her marriage.
Is there something going on?
What about her household?
Is there something going on?
Kyle is in denial about something
going on with her marriage.
Personally, I think Kyle is unhappy.
People's marriages ebb and flow,
and maybe there's no flow right now.
And it's something that she doesn't want to talk about.
Kyle doesn't like to talk about personal things.
She does this-- doesn't even make sense.
- It makes no sense. - But I get so frustrated.
That's why I start losing my sh--
because I get so frustrated.
It's not fair to you, and I don't think--
- It's not fair to-- - It's not fair.
No, it's not. No.
Will you just listen to me for two seconds?
I trust what you just told me.
There's nothing going on.
There's nothing to be worried about.
I didn't say there's nothing going on.
I told you at the retreat, things haven't been amazing,
which makes it even worse that you would do that sh--.
It's weird.
We've had--you know, gone through bad times, of course,
like everybody.
But it was a very rough year the past year.
OK.
If I was really going through a hard time with that,
this would certainly not be the way
I would approach my friend.
Agreed.
Do you think there's something going on with her?
I told her.
I said I didn't know if this was your first drink
or your fifth... [tense musical sting]
Or if it was your medicine for your foot--
I take gabapentin at night when I go to bed.
You're going to tell everybody I don't eat?
- Well, you don't. - Yes, I do.
I've seen you push it around on a plate
and say that you have some disorder
where you choke and can't eat your food.
See, now you're going to make fun of, really,
something that is wrong with me.
My esophagus disorder is not something to be made fun of.
I can't eat certain foods.
I've been down for four days not able
to swallow my own saliva.
And here's my friend, making fun of me.
What's going on in your life, Kyle?
You're not drinking.
Why?
Was it a problem?
Did you drink too much?
I don't call you out on that sh--.
Why are you calling me out?
I'm sick of fighting with you.
I really am. - Me too.
I really am.
You've already lost two sisters.
Do you want to lose a third?
- Oh, really? - Don't do that.
- Go [BLEEP] yourself. - Wow, don't do that.
- Go [BLEEP] yourself. - You're being really mean.
Because you know why?
You can go [BLEEP] yourself, because you know the truth.
You've had your own situations with her,
and you don't want to speak up. - Oh, I'll tell--
I'll tell everybody what Kathy did.
You can kiss ass in public,
but then you want to play that game with me?
I'm not kissing--oh. This is about Kathy?
You just made it about that!
I'll tell everybody what happened.
Kathy did not like
that I did not stick up for her in the press.
Do you believe Kathy, or do you believe Lisa?
I think they're somewhere in the middle.
Yeah.
So she called me, and she yelled at me.
And I told Kyle, I see what you've experienced.
I've felt it firsthand.
I need to end up in a better place here with her
than when she came.
- OK, well, then-- - I don't know.
I would like to try to do that.
- Because-- - How do you--
Because of what? Tell me.
I don't want to talk about it.
No, I'm asking you.
Kyle, I don't want to talk about it.
Some women in this group fear Kathy
because she holds the access to something they want.
She can lock you out of Beverly Hills
or lock you out of parties
or lock you out of social standing.
I'm not kissing Kathy's ass.
We have a relationship. We have a friendship.
I've always been the rogue.
I've always been the lone wolf on the outside.
So I don't really care if I get invited
to any of your Christmas parties
or if I'm not on your list.
She says the DJs, and all----ing [BLEEP],
and walked off.
That's what you said to me.
Never even--never, ever.
Anyone that knows me knows I don't talk like that.
And anyone that knows me knows I'm not lying.
And we all know that Sutton likes a good old
socialization situation.
I mean, that's just the way it is.
Yeah.
Okey dokey.
I think it's time to go.
I'm sorry.
That's fine.
I'm your friend. I'm sorry.
- Thank you. Thank you. - Anything I can do.
And I don't think there's anything wrong
with your marriage.
[stammers] I said it's not great right now.
It's really not. It's not perfect.
I don't know what to tell you.
That was a buzz kill.
I mean, that's just not OK. And the sister sh-- is low.
Because you've worked--I know how hard that hurts, and--
It's not even my doing.
It was going good, and then it was going bad.
And then it was kind of going good,
and then it got bad again. - Bye, guys.
Goodbye, people.
Everybody have a good night.
Goodbye.
In the car.
All right, thank you.
- Mwah. - See you later.
Call me if you need me.
Bye, honey.
Gracias.
Aww.
OK.
Good night. Love you guys.
[somber music]
♪
Coming up--
Sutton says she has this thing wrong.
Her small esophagus--
Small esophagus?
Like a sphincter issue? - I don't remember
the word "sphincter." [laughter]
[upbeat music]
♪
Phoenix, that's literally, like,
her best friend slash pet.
Are you doing your best Wednesday right now?
Slowly, my love. Slowly.
Slowly. Please.
And where should your napkin go?
[chuckles] Cheeky monkey.
- Everyone's a comedian. - Everyone's a comedian.
♪
Oh, look.
Fancy, like we're at Whole Foods or something.
You want to make lemonade?
I mean, how can we do it?
I don't know.
Isn't it lemons and sugar?
I don't know. Look on the Internet.
[laughs] I don't know. I've never made lemonade.
I'm sure we can find--
Do we need to go outside and sell it?
[laughs]
You know what?
I don't know how to take that.
Stay, stay, stay, stay.
♪
[doorbell ringing]
Hello.
OK, I cannot even believe that you seriously just
ran all the way over here.
Want me to get the strawberries?
Strawberries and that, if you don't mind.
And I'll take these.
Should we play some pickleball?
Yeah, let's do it. How good are you?
I mean, I'm mediocre.
I don't even know the rules.
I just make sure I hit the ball.
I kind of doubt that, actually.
- No, I don't know the rules. - You don't?
I just hit-- I just hit the ball.
Oh, OK. Well, perfect.
Well, then we'll just rally. - [laughs]
Annemarie and I are both working moms.
We have a lot in common.
We're both competitive and love to work out.
We live right down the street from each other.
And we have weird things in common.
Like, my birthday is the same as her mom's birthday.
She does not care what anybody thinks.
She speaks her mind.
We have the same surgeon.
She's very strong and opinionated.
And I love that about her.
Look at this. So nice.
I'm scared, because you have height on me.
I'm only 5'2".
I thought you were taller than that.
I have a big personality.
- There you go. - [laughs]
♪
Ah!
One point.
I am extremely competitive.
♪
Oh, my gosh!
Pretend that didn't just happen.
Everything I do is kind of innately
becomes a competition.
Oh, you--
That was out, but I'm hitting it!
Ah!
I first got into sports when I was five years old.
I started running, like, a sports day at our school.
I raced against every single grade,
all the way up until the seventh graders,
and I won that, too.
And then, in high school, I started playing basketball.
I would walk up the street to my high school
at 6 o'clock in the morning.
The janitor would open up the door for me to the gym,
and I would have an empty gym all to myself.
That's how I would start every single day
of my high school career.
Ah!
Time to come up and make peace.
And high pickleball-- good job.
There is absolutely no coincidence
that I ended up with an NFL football player.
Yeah, there you go. There you go.
Ready?
Yeah!
It's literally my favorite game these days.
Here, water.
So many things to recap.
We just have to--
I need to give you two minutes, though.
You need to give me, like-- I need a full rundown.
I'm not going to lie.
Let me just preface this, because that was your first,
like, encounter with all of us.
- Yes. - I love Sutton. I really do.
I don't know why she's coming for my marriage in that way
and doing that to me. - I don't understand.
Like, when we were having dinner,
she didn't want to, like, actually say what it was.
You know what I mean?
Like, she was really just like, talking in circles
and like, talking around the issue.
She wanted to throw it out there,
but she didn't wanna go all the way with it.
- Exactly. - It's what Garcelle did.
Last night was really upsetting.
For Sutton to throw those accusations at me,
and even Garcelle saying things about my marriage
when she's gone through something like this
so publicly and knowing how hurtful it is,
I was really disappointed.
I definitely want to get to know Sutton more,
because I feel like we didn't get too much time to chat.
She was too focused on trying to ruin my life.
[laughs]
♪
Hi. Thank you.
♪
Hi. How's it going?
Welcome. Good. - How are you?
So I'm going to show you to your table right here, OK?
- Thank you so much. - Absolutely. You're welcome.
- Hi. - Hello.
♪
Look at fancy pants here.
Hi. You look cute.
The Italian pizza sounds kind of good.
You know I like a sausage.
I heard that rumor, too, about you.
Shut up.
[laughter]
- Hello. - Hi.
Hi, girls.
Oh, I invited Denise!
[laughter]
Wait, what?
You look so good.
- I do? - You look so pretty.
Thank you so much.
This Denise right here
looks like she's just gliding through the wind.
- Your hair looks so good. - Oh, it does?
She's calm. She's composed.
She looks beautiful--
not like the weed dinner. [chuckles]
How are you girls doing?
We're good.
- Thank you for inviting me. - Hi, guys.
Welcome. How we doing today?
- Hi. How are you? - Good.
I'm going to order a hot water and lemon.
I'd like a hot water and lemon as well.
Can you do fresh mint with hot water?
Sure, yeah.
Regular water OK for you or hot water is going to be fine?
Well, I'm a snob.
I like bottled still water-- - Sure.
- If that's OK. - Fiji OK with you?
- Yeah, thank you. Sorry. - Perfect.
I'm going to order the skinny studio heat.
I'll get this going for you, and I'll be right back.
Thank you so much.
So the other day, I heard a commercial.
What's it called? both: Neuropathy.
Because I had never heard that word, other than you.
Uh-huh.
And they're saying some people
are so severe, they amputate.
Why are you telling her that right now?
[laughter]
Garcelle, I haven't even had a sip of my cocktail yet.
I don't want to talk about her feet.
I don't want to talk about amputation.
Thank God Garcelle is not a doctor.
Oh, you have a headache?
It's probably a brain tumor.
I'm getting better with my nerves.
They are healing.
How did that even come up yesterday?
Kyle kind of said, I don't know if it's
one drink or five drinks.
And you're on your foot medication.
Kyle was judging drinking with you?
- Exactly. - Why?
Splits and ponytail on the ceiling.
Sweeping the dance floor with her coochie.
- Oh! - [yelling]
[dance music]
Yeah!
♪
[laughs] We've all seen it.
So why do you think Kyle points it out to you
and not Erika, then?
I don't know.
But I do think, though--
I'm going to say this, because we're friends--
that throwing her sisters-- that was hard.
It was a low blow.
Yeah.
That was the nail in the coffin,
what she said about the sister thing.
Yeah. Yeah.
Because that was designed to hurt.
That was her--you know-- and I was like, wow.
Yeah. And what are you supposed to do with that?
I don't know if it's something that's
going on with her personally,
or if she has some issue with me.
I think that she needs to stop thinking about my own life
and focus on hers.
Sutton says she has this thing wrong
with her small esophagus. - You know I'm in health care.
That's why I'm, like, wondering what it is.
- Can you live without eating? - No, of course you can't.
Then she said last night-- she goes,
you know I have a small esophagus.
And you know that I have an esoph--
you know that I do. - I know. You told me that.
I don't know.
But small esophagus?
Like, does it hurt when she eats?
Does she get, like, acid reflux when she eats?
Does she have, like, a sphincter issue or some--
- [laughs] - No, I'm serious.
Like, does she have an esophageal sphincter issue...
I don't know. I'm not a doctor.
A stricture or something?
Like, this is what I do-- anesthesia.
This is what I do.
It's like, I'm going to have to ask her this.
I am a nurse anesthetist.
When we put someone to sleep for surgery,
we put a tube down their throat.
So I know airway anatomy.
This is my jam. - I don't know.
I don't remember the word, "sphincter."
[laughter]
Kyle, get your head out of the gutter!
I thought your sphincter was in your butt.
I know! There's, like, sphincters
in many parts of your body. - I didn't know that.
There's an esophageal sphincter.
Even if your esophagus is small, you chew your food.
It goes down your esophagus, all mushed up.
So like, why does it matter the size of your esophagus?
- These are good-- - I mean, you're not a snake.
You don't swallow a strawberry and, like,
see it go down your esophagus.
You're not a snake!
How did you feel about Kyle's dinner?
[laughter] - Oh, yeah.
Yeah!
Oh, my God.
You went for Erika.
Oh, yeah, what was that about?
You know, we had a dinner party,
and they were talking about threesomes, with my kids--
- With your kids around. - At another table.
I've never been with a girl.
I've only been with a couple.
What is the difference?
There's a penis and two vaginas.
[laughs]
What the hell?
So what would you have liked for her to say?
Just to acknowledge it, acknowledge it,
and to apol--just to say I--
you know what, I feel bad about it.
And I'm really sorry.
Otherwise, she's just a mean-ass bitch.
So-- - Oh, God.
Sorry.
[laughs]
Coming up--
You know, I wanted to talk to you about homeschooling
another year.
Dorit, I understand why you're doing it.
You have a lot of fear in you that isn't rational.
[upbeat music]
♪
- Dorit? - Baby?
Can you make me a cup of tea, baby?
I'm already one step ahead of you.
Uh-oh.
I think I poured a little bit too much milk.
Just tell me if I need to redo it, because I know that you--
If I made your drink wrong, I wouldn't hear the end of it.
Honey, you haven't made my drink right ever.
In fact, when have you ever made me a drink?
This is actually fine.
Let's go upstairs, my love.
I haven't even, like, caught you up on Kyle's party.
- Oh, yeah. How was it? - I don't know.
Something's definitely going on with her and Mau.
She's voiced it,
but I haven't spoken to her about it really in detail.
How are things with you and Mau?
I felt like I needed a little freedom.
Freedom and some space.
I think Mau's very, very busy at the moment, honey.
He's on a global domination track.
He's traveling the whole time, and I get it.
That was what put pressure on us, that I was away a lot.
If Kyle is going through something,
just be a good friend to her.
Oh, my God. Absolutely.
I'm not surprised that Kyle reacted so strongly,
defending her marriage.
I've known Kyle a long time.
It's clear that something is not right at home.
But that's for Kyle to tell.
To come at Kyle, like Sutton and Garcelle did--
there's something that felt a little bit dirty about it.
You know, I wanted to talk to you about homeschooling.
I know how you feel about it.
Baby, you know my view on this.
I brought up three kids before I met you.
School and mixing with kids
and being part of that whole environment
is enormously important for their growth.
And then, with you, you're keeping them
in homeschool till they're 18.
Not 18.
That's not a conversation for me.
- But I was thinking 14. - No.
During the pandemic, we decided
to homeschool our kids.
I've created a classroom.
The teachers come to the house.
The kids are thriving.
Covers tell you a lot about a book.
Cover is probably the most important part of the book.
They love their teachers.
They really do well with the one on one.
PK, I'm the one who's with them every single night.
When I have expressed that I think
it would be good for them to transition back
into public school, you have to hear what they say.
I understand that, and it's really lovely,
but it's also not really a consideration
for whether or not they stay in homeschool or not.
There's an old saying that school days
are the best days of your life.
And I don't want those kids not to experience going to school.
Do you understand? So we have to talk about that.
That is true if you're actually here.
When PK travels, I feel like a single mom.
He's not involved with the kids.
He doesn't know their needs.
He doesn't deal with the teachers,
and then just wants to swoop in
and tell me what's best for the kids.
What about another year? - No.
Dorit, I understand you have been through
a really traumatic thing, and also you have
a lot of fear in you that isn't rational.
And if I think you're going down the wrong avenue,
I'm going to tell you.
Thank God, PK has all the answers.
Don't know what I'd do without him!
I have heard you say to Jagger,
when you don't think I'm listening,
if you go to college,
Mummy's going to live on the campus,
and you're not getting married.
I've heard you say all these things.
I didn't say you're not getting married.
Point is, a lot of this is coming from your need
and desire for those kids to be with you
and close to you at all times, right?
And you have to at least own that element
of this conversation.
Here we are, almost a year and a half post-home invasion,
and he's still not getting the gravity of the situation
and what had happened.
I lived a moment where my kids' lives were over.
I saw it in my head.
That does something to a person,
and yet, he can't understand.
If there was the slightest element of it
that I thought was not good for them, I would change it.
What is right for them and what's best for them
is always at the forefront of my mind, always.
♪
Hi.
How are you?
I'm so glad we're here. - Me, too.
How are you? - I'm good.
This place must get popping.
It really does get popping.
The last time I was here was for a Christmas show,
which made me think of all the Christmas shows--
- That we did right-- - We've done together.
Every venue with a stage on this boulevard--
We have slithered through.
And I want that back so badly.
I know.
It's time to turn the page.
I love performing so much.
[upbeat music playing]
And I've missed performing, and I've missed
that connection you have with the audience,
the exchange of energy.
The only time I'm truly present in life is when I'm on stage.
[cheers and applause]
That and sex.
But good sex, not bad sex. [mumbles]
I'm super glad that we're getting back doing
the Erika Jayne project, the Pretty Mess project,
whatever we're calling it. - Whatever we're calling it.
Hey, how are you?
How are we doing this evening?
Welcome. - Thank you so much.
Do you make a good dirty martini?
- Absolutely. - All right.
Up, no vermouth. - Up, no vermouth.
- Times two. - Times two.
- I'll get you started. - OK, cool.
Thank you. I appreciate that.
But yeah, we need the right room with the right capacity,
where you can just do your thing
and, like, have a residency.
Alexis, my manager, has gotten me a couple meetings
with Live Nation about a possible residency
in Las Vegas.
Give me a place to go live, and give me something to do.
I've always loved Las Vegas.
By the fifth grade, I was like, wow, what is this?
Magical place that was open 24 hours a day?
Showgirls and costumes and money
and all the steak and lobster.
If you could have a show like Crazy Horse Paris,
I mean, how long have we talked about that?
- Years. - Years.
Creating new music, creating a show,
mounting a show, which, as you know, is a really--
that's a really big thing.
It's a big thing.
It's a tedious thing, but it's also--
- So rewarding. - Fun.
There's nothing like that.
I'm sorry, there's nothing like that.
What I love most in life is a pursuit.
I'm a hunter by nature, and I always have been.
And why wouldn't I hunt the biggest game?
I don't want to hunt warthogs.
I want to hunt elephants.
And I'm not an elephant hunter,
so I don't want to hear it, OK?
It's all up here, like...
2023.
- Here's to you and me. - Here's to me and you.
Love it. - There we go. Love you.
Wow, they really gave us a lot of olives.
They really did.
Nice and dirty, just how we like it.
She's going to bloat me up with the salt.
Coming up--
Life is just too short to fight.
- Aww. - It bothers me.
Just-- - Oh.
[upbeat music]
♪ I like that smile
♪ That I want
♪ It sure looks good
♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah
Hello.
I got to get used to this hair. - Oh, good.
I'm like, who's this cute girl?
- Oh, my God. - I need to make sure.
Otherwise I'm going to start-- - I have a band.
I mean, it's so stupid.
How crazy was that the other night?
- Bonkers. - Insane.
No, insane.
I mean, first of all, they were saying that because
she saw a ring she's never seen before--
do you know how many pieces of jewelry I have
that she hasn't seen?
You haven't been wearing your wedding ring.
Right. It's in the bank.
My big diamond?
Well, you know, all of these things kind of add up.
I was trying to understand,
what the hell are you trying to say?
Because at the point that she's--
It was very clear.
When somebody says "she's in denial,"
and you know-- I mean, it's very clear.
Well, she's suggesting that you are trying
to hide something. - I know.
- That was really a low blow. - That's low.
I hear the word, "low blow."
Kim! Hey!
Look at you!
This is so nice.
Kim's and my relationship is in a very good place.
She knows I've been going through a really hard time,
and she's been very supportive this last year.
What's going on? Grandbabies?
That's really pretty much it.
I really haven't left the house since lockdown.
Fortunately for me, I started using that time
to really work more on myself.
Sure.
And then, I started, you know, coloring, and I found--
Wait, coloring?
- On the walls. - On the walls.
Kim went through a really hard time during the pandemic.
She was one of those people that did not leave her home.
What the heck was that?
That's my animals.
But, Kim, that's actually really good.
Like, why do you know how to do this all of a sudden?
I don't know.
So for me to see her, you know, painting
and out and socializing with people, that makes me happy.
I really love doing it. And I even thought--
I said, Kathy, tell Paris if she wants anything
on the walls for Phoenix, I am down to do that.
Have you seen the baby yet? Phoenix?
- Yeah. Yeah. - You did?
- He looks really-- - So cute. So cute.
I still can't believe I found out from, like, Instagram
that she had a baby.
[chuckles] Well, that's a little weird, but yeah.
So are you guys going to go visit?
I don't know, I have a hard time not doing that with you.
It feels weird to me.
Listen, you guys have your own relationship,
and I always want you to have that like that.
You know?
I don't want you guys to get involved in our stuff.
My sister and my nieces are a package deal.
So if Kathy and I have an argument,
instead of it being just between us, all of a sudden,
it's like, OK, then I'm cut off from everybody.
And that's, for me, the hardest part.
Honestly, more than anything.
Oh, my God, look how pretty this is.
Do you know what this reminds me of?
Where we grew up. - I know.
Aw, you guys, wait, wait, wait, wait.
This is too cute.
Don't move.
Look back.
I love the relationship between your girls.
They're not like cousins. They're like sisters.
- Yes. - And that's--
That don't fight.
I just--I do believe--
I'm going to get emotional--
life is just too short to fight.
Like, it just is not worth it.
So--I'm sorry. - No--
I just--it bothers me.
Oh.
Oh, I love this, you guys.
I want you guys to fix it somehow.
I just--I just--
it can be so short.
I don't even know how--
I don't even know how we even got here
and how it got to this degree.
I mean, I was having a good time with her,
and I only had good intentions, wanting her to be in the group,
and I don't really know how this happened.
Both of you could have done something a little different.
But, like, in the moment, you don't see that.
Sure.
And so, you know, I don't think either one
was basically wrong or not wrong.
I don't want to get into it too heavy,
but I think we all can make different decisions,
and everything is a lesson.
When I think about all the time we are losing right now,
with babies coming into the family,
we would normally all be together during these times.
We'd all be close with all these kids,
like we were with our kids
when our kids were all growing up.
And that makes me sad.
Sometimes you have to take a little step back
and then wait until it's the right time.
But you don't want to make so much time go
that there becomes resentment.
♪
Next time on
"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
And I'll be like, hey,
do you want to watch a movie or something?
And he's like, I'm talking on the phone with Ashlyn.
Jaid is definitely smitten.
I want this relationship real slow.
Four years later, we are still here.
We really want to celebrate that.
- Thank you. - Hi. Congratulations.
Hi, Dolce & Gabbana.
- The name's Garcelle. Hi. - [laughs]
You have been gossiping about me behind my back
that I have a drinking problem, which is totally untrue.
- From me? - Crystal told me.
I told her what you and I talked about with Kyle.
You're not my doctor, what?
I get it, but you're saying things that don't make sense.
Don't yell at me.
Why am I having a doctor's appointment right now?
That was so condescending.