Previously on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...
I gave up fighting with y'all for Lent.
That's 40 days.
How far in are we?
What's an ideal partner for you?
Tall, handsome.
Dating apps are not working for me.
We'll talk about the wealth part later.
I will let you tattoo me.
I did.
No one else can say they've been
tattooed by Kyle Richards.
I don't know if I trust you guys when it comes
to my family because I'm still a little bit--
with the laughing of Jax.
But it's been over a year.
What did I do to you?
Can you tell me what it is, though?
Because I'm not clear.
You know what I'm talking about.
- No, I don't. - Go watch the show.
Oh.
Watch the show.
Wait, what's happening?
I apologize for anything that hurt you.
I'm a forgiving person.
As long as you're honest with me, I can always move on.
You have been gossiping about me,
that I have a drinking problem, which is totally untrue.
- From me? - Crystal told me.
I may act for a living,
but I never fall for a bad performance.
Who needs a knight in shining armor
when you have your own horse?
The best part about losing everything
is getting it all back.
Fashion is my language, and I speak it fluently.
They say wisdom comes with age,
but I'm proving otherwise.
I may put you to sleep for a living,
but I always keep one eye open.
It's hard to outrun rumors,
but luckily, I'm in better shape than ever.
♪ It's going down
♪ No one can take your crown
♪ All around the world, people will remember our names ♪
OK, let's see.
Oh, my God, this is hard.
Do you know how to do a cartwheel on the beam?
No, go.
Let me see.
Yes.
Come on, I don't want silver.
I want gold at all times.
♪ Down, no one can take your crown ♪
♪ All around the world, people will remember our names ♪
- Hey, babe. - Hello.
What are the plans for the summer?
Basketball, volleyball?
What about Ashlyn? - I don't know.
What's the plan for the summer?
Is she-- - Mm-mm-mm.
I just don't want Jaid having babies young like he wants to.
♪ It's going down
♪ No one can take your crown
We're gonna start over there on the platform lying down.
OK, perfect. OK, we got it.
Pose, a different-- ooh, I love this one.
Mark it.
Oh, my God, I love that.
Vegas ain't seen nothing like this in a long time.
It's a show I want to watch.
Well, that's the show we're selling.
Do we have a reservation?
I do.
His name is Sal.
Sure. Right this way.
- Hi. - How are you?
- Sal.
Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
Pleasure. Please.
- Oh, thanks. - You're welcome.
Well, it's nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you as well.
Yeah, and Alessandra speaks very highly of you.
Well, this is my first time with Alessandra.
This is my very first date that Alessandra has set me up on.
The first bachelor is bachelor S.
- OK, he's cute. - Loves kids, loves to travel.
- Blegh. - OK, now, you need
to give them the benefit of the doubt,
and you need to just relax, be yourself.
First dates are always that, like, butterfly moment,
and you don't know.
This could be the one.
He's tall.
He's handsome.
He is a gentleman.
This date has promise.
Sal has promise.
So you--if I'm not mistaken, you're a Georgia girl.
- Augusta, Georgia. - Augusta, Georgia.
You're from New York City or--
- Just outside. - OK.
But I have bought into LA big-time.
The climate, everything just suits me.
Back east, humidity, mosquitoes,
the two things I do not miss,
and I don't know if I could tolerate them again.
It must be humid in Georgia.
Yeah, in the summer, it gets to be,
like, 100% humidity.
I sweat like a mad man.
Oh.
People were literally saying to me, why are you all wet?
Oh.
Listen, there are worse problems to have
than a little sweat.
Ready to order?
And I'm drinking.
Can I get a Ketel One martini?
I'm gonna have an old-fashioned, rocks.
I'm just gonna have the tuna tartare.
I'm going to have the halibut.
Thank you.
How long ago did you move here?
I've been here since 1990.
OK.
Mom still is in the house we grew up in.
Oh, nice. Wow.
So I get back pretty often to see her.
What do you do?
Environmentally friendly office supplies,
but I've been working from home so I can still see Mom.
She's 88, and she's doing great,
but I like to spend as much time with her
as I can 'cause I'm not around.
So I have tuna tartare with no cilantro
and a halibut. - Thank you very much.
She said, how about we go to Vegas?
My mother got to the hotel before I did.
She goes, you're gonna be angry with me.
I said, why?
She goes, well, I went downstairs to the concierge,
and I--and I told them we needed something to do,
and he goes, right next door is a great
old-school variety show.
She goes, Sal, it's topless.
This is, like, serious red flag for me.
I bought a cool-looking catfish.
So my mother, at one point, took a net,
and she took it out, and she--
she kind of--
There's too many mother stories for me to handle.
I was just like, Mom, you beat that catfish to death.
OK.
I'm still proud of myself for staying in the date.
Prior to all of this, I would have had to leave
because of children emergencies
or a hangnail that I needed to get rid of.
I'm the only guy whose mother tried
to pull the "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" rule.
Even though Sal is not the right man for me,
I'm making progress.
Alessandra.
Well, thank you. - Oh, no. No problem.
Thank you.
Oh, gosh, I hate when chairs make that noise.
These chairs are like, once you're in, you're in.
Yeah.
I'm just ready for it to stop raining.
Oh, I'm digging those shoes.
- Oh, yeah. - Oh, beautiful.
You have a great evening. - Yeah.
Bye.
♪ Running through the city, sitting real pretty ♪
♪ Hair blowing in the wind with the top down ♪
♪ Running through the city, got my girls with me ♪
♪ Hair blowing in the wind with the top down ♪
There's a lot of food. Sh--.
Hello!
- Hello? - Oh, my God, how are you?
Oh, my God, hi.
Let's go over to the bar. - Let's do it.
A white wine? A red wine?
I'm good with white. Let's do white.
What is the doggie's name again?
That one's Romeo.
Whoa. - What'd he do?
A little nip.
I thought we were, like, having a moment,
and then he's like, no, we're not.
What's all the laughing about?
Kyle's dog just tried to eat my hand off, but no big deal.
- Oh, my goodness. - No big deal.
We're OK. - It's always the little ones.
You guys have the same colors on.
You look so gorgeous.
You guys are in, like, army fatigues.
Are you kidding me, Kyle?
It's Shabbat, by the way.
I always have so much food.
I mean, I do not have a narrow esophagus,
but I do have a stomach that is the size of...
- I have-- - An adult woman.
I'll manage to choke this down.
I almost spit my water out the night
when you were talking to Sutton.
You have, like, a stricture in your esophagus.
All you do is chew your food more.
If you really have a problem, you go get treatment for that.
I didn't say anything wrong.
I wouldn't say that it's made all that much sense to us.
She has described it to me that she has to
crush up all of her food like baby food.
And then, like, the following year, it was like,
I just don't eat meat.
But then she was eating bacon.
I haven't known Sutton that long, but all
of the inconsistencies with Sutton and her past,
it's very telling.
And if anybody comes close to, like,
exposing anything about her, she gets mad.
Shall we go get my esophagus stretched
all together as a group?
- Oh, my God. Is that a thing? - Shall we? Yes.
It's ridiculous.
So what did you guys do this week?
I just had some meetings regarding the show
I'm working on, the one-hour drama.
Excuse me?
Hello, my name is Dorit.
What's your name? - Kyle.
OK, do you remember we're friends?
- So you don't know either? - No.
Share. Share information with us.
I'm doing a one-hour-- producing a one-hour drama.
What else are you gonna tell me?
You got more tattoos?
I did get one more.
What do you mean you got one more?
How many do you--Kyle.
Ugh, your hands are slimy.
You want me to take a picture of it?
- Oh, wow. - So how many do you have?
Six.
Has Mau seen the latest tattoos?
I came home, and I showed him.
You could tell he was really annoyed.
I got another tattoo. - Honey.
- It's small, very small. - Ay-yi-yi.
OK. - Right there.
Love bean.
What happened was, Morgan was in town.
- Who's Morgan? - New best friend.
So she has everything on her, like, whatever.
Like, it's not, like, the thought that goes
into mine, you know? - Mm-hmm.
So she goes, well, you could do one, I don't even care.
I'm like, then I'll do one.
- What? - Wow.
So I just put a K 'cause I figured she could write any--
a word with it.
Wait, you gave her the tattoo?
Yes, they let me do it at the place.
What is going on, Kyle?
My husband put my name on his arm.
I don't know what that says about Kyle tattooing her name
on Morgan's arm, but that is a really,
really close friendship.
You put the first letter of your name on her body?
Yes, I did.
No, you've literally been friends for a year, and now--
No, two years, but that doesn't matter.
OK, well, I'm just saying.
We've been friends for seven.
I mean, you didn't put a D on your body, did you?
I'm happy to do a tattoo for you.
I could probably do a D.
Coming up...
Did you know that it's $7 for a naked bundle
of Denise Richards on OnlyFans?
Shut up.
♪ I'm so fresh, I'm so clean ♪
♪ Can't nobody do it better than me ♪
♪ Pull up on them, pow, with a gangsta lean ♪
♪ Can't nobody floss better than me ♪
Hi. How are you?
- I'm good. How are you? - Good.
Oh, wow.
Right here.
Wow, this is cool.
- I'm Alex. - Hi. How are you?
- Good. How are you? - I'm great.
Great. Can I get you anything to drink?
The Lychee Meow.
Yes, thank you.
I love it.
How cool. - Isn't this cool?
Look at all the feathers. I thought you'd like it.
I love it. Give me a hug.
How are you? - Good. How are you?
I'm good. Nice to see you.
When Garcelle first came into the group, we were friendly,
and then we got on the wrong track, mostly because of me.
Under no circumstances, though, can you disrespect
not only a kid but my kid.
I agree and take full responsibility.
- Thank you. - And you know what?
I was sh-- talking and treating the kids
like they were adults, and I was wrong.
So it's nice to have drinks with her
and hopefully rekindle something.
Oh, my God, did you order us a drink?
Well, I ordered me a drink, but I didn't realize I--
- I brought an extra one. - How are you?
Yeah, I'm good. How about you?
I'm good.
I signed for my Vegas residency.
Congrats.
Be careful what you wish for, 'cause then it shows up
and you have to perform.
I've put on a million shows,
but I've never had one riding like this on me.
That's my biggest insecurity.
They're not gonna remember anything
other than Erika pulled it off or Erika didn't pull it off.
It's amazing how quickly life will turn around,
provided you stay in the fight, and that, I think,
was the best thing I could have done
was even though it looked ugly and it was horrible...
Yeah.
Still to keep walking forward,
no matter how small your steps may be.
I don't know that a residency is gonna
solve all my legal, financial problems,
but I know one thing.
It is a step in the right direction.
So what's going on?
A friend of mine is joining us.
Is it Denise? Is Denise coming?
No, Denise will be coming, though, to Taco Tuesday.
I know. She's coming to Taco Tuesday.
So next week, I'm gonna have Taco Tuesday at my house.
I would love for you to include Denise.
She's so sweet.
Oh, she is sweet.
OK, I'll ask her.
Who is it?
- You'll see. - Oh, sh--.
You'll see.
♪ We gonna live it up
♪ We gonna have a good time, we gonna have a good time ♪
♪ Yeah, live it up
Oh, there's my friend.
Oh, off. Get over here.
I knew it was a setup!
No.
- I knew it was a setup. - This is a setup.
- Your hair looks adorable. - It does?
- Yes. - I flipped my part over...
- I like it. - 'Cause it's dirty.
So I was like, let's just flip it.
Would you like a lychee martini as well?
Oh, gosh, no.
I'll have a regular martini but dirty.
Perfect.
Bringing Erika and Sutton tonight together--
one, we're all single.
Two, when they really let everything go,
they have a good time.
So surprise.
We're good.
I know you guys are.
She makes me laugh.
She makes me frustrated.
And it's OK 'cause--
It's all right. Listen, life happens.
- You make me frustrated too. - I know. I know. I know.
So tonight it's a social experiment
to see how they're gonna do.
I almost sent you this thing about gossiping in the South.
We don't gossip.
We put you on our prayer list.
God bless America.
Maybe we should put Denise on my prayer list.
Yeah, you should definitely.
I'm not putting Denise on my prayer list.
Are you kidding me? - Why, is she coming for you?
I'm telling you, though.
She needs to stop with this,
give up the four-year beef, let it go,
like I did politely at Kyle's.
- She wasn't clear with... - No.
What her issues are, but I saw her afterward.
It bothered me that Erika made a comment
that because they're teenagers
that of course they've had a threesome by now.
I said they know what threesomes are,
if they haven't had one already.
There you go.
Your 14-year-old daughter is asking you,
Mom, what is a threesome?
They already know, if they haven't had one already.
I think she's been holding on to it,
and that's why she wants to get it out.
I know, but, Garcelle--
And she wanted to get it out there.
Look, what happened to me over the last 2 1/2 or 3--
almost 3 years now,
all that public scrutiny takes a real beating on you.
And at some point, I had to say, I turned the page.
And that's why when I saw Denise doing this, I was like,
I don't want to go there.
I've left that behind.
So what happens with Taco Tuesday?
I'm going to have a nice time at Taco Tuesday.
OK.
And I will be ready
for whatever walks through the door.
I'm scared after Friday.
Lent is over on Friday.
Would you like another lychee?
Oh, yes! The night is young.
♪ Party
This is a good trio.
- I'll have one. - Did I have three lychees?
Ketel One on the rocks with a side of grapefruit juice.
Can I get a shot of vodka and just some lychees?
Whoo!
I think I'm tipsy.
- I look like a baby. - Baby Yoda.
Oh, my God, you're such a bitch.
Did you know that it's $7 for a naked bundle
of Denise Richards on OnlyFans?
Shut up.
But it's not really naked.
It is.
It started out as porn.
That's really what it is.
Seems a little low for Denise----ing Richards.
You can do better than that.
How about, I don't know, $10?
Can we leave? I want to go to bed.
- I've had enough. - I'm good.
- That is enough. - Who's driving?
The driver you made out with? I'm kidding!
Bitch.
I'm gonna kill you.
That necklace is gonna be wrapped around your neck
right now.
- I think I just peed my pants. - Calm down.
We're ladies here.
I need a Depends.
Coming up...
I feel like I'm an afterthought.
Well, I guess I have to put your initial on my body
for you to actually care.
Bring me a towel so I can put this under
so the wet thing doesn't touch my skin.
You know what I'm worried about, though?
- Hmm? - 'cause I have tanner on.
Dorit!
Honestly, you're brave wearing a white sweatshirt.
I know.
Oh, this is a look, guys.
It's so sexy.
Hey, Siri, FaceTime Annemarie.
Kyle.
Oh, my God, I'm so jealous.
Ha! - What are you doing?
I'm getting ready for Taco Tuesday.
Denise and Erika are gonna both be there tonight.
Oh, really?
So I don't know what's gonna happen there.
Why are you on OnlyFans?
- Yeah. - Like, what is this?
I had dinner with Erika and Garcelle,
and Erika brought up that Denise was on OnlyFans.
- Uh-huh. - So I'm gonna give Denise $12.
Yes.
Oh, tip and $7 to see it uncensored.
I mean, really, $7?
Don't you think it'd be a little bit more?
I don't know what I'm gonna find here.
Hopefully nothing real bad.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, no.
Do we think it's, like, full naked butt,
or is it butt with a thong?
I think it's--
Well, I'm not paying $7 to find out.
For just the price of a cup of coffee,
we can see if it's fair.
Oh, you--girl.
You look so pretty.
Girlfriend. Oh, my God.
- Oh, I love the bag. - Oh, thank you.
I got it in Italy. - I love your hair.
You look so cute. - Oh, thank you. I'm sorry.
So I had to run out for my in-laws.
Oh, because they're visiting?
For a year and a half.
You're so cute.
Let's talk about you're gonna see Erika.
- Am I? - Oh, I'm sure you will.
Well, crap, I wish I dressed up more.
I think she's wanting to hear your list, your laundry list.
My laundry list, OK.
I told Erika what Denise was thinking, why she's upset.
So it's just right that I tell Denise what Erika said
so that she knows
and we can just put this thing to bed finally.
So start washing those clothes, honey.
- I'm just telling you. - Yeah.
How come I didn't know about all these movies
and things you're doing?
I forget to tell anybody. I really do.
Literally, I feel like I'm an afterthought.
Well, I guess I have to put your initial on my body
for you to actually care.
I mean, literally.
I genuinely feel hurt by this distance between Kyle and I.
Kyle and I used to go away
once or twice, even more, a year.
Now I'm not invited on any of Kyle's trips.
The reason I haven't reached out to Dorit as much recently
is because I really felt disappointed in her.
I think that I've had so much that's hurt me and--
She wants you to accept
a little bit of responsibility in this.
I don't want you to interject in this right now.
No problem.
In private, Dorit had been saying to me,
you know, I feel so bad, what you're going through
with your sister, and she was really, like,
supportive and on my side.
And then when we were all together,
it was a very different tune.
That doesn't feel like a friend to me.
I can't believe, like, how good of friends you guys are.
I know.
People are like, I don't understand this friendship.
Well, I mean, you are kind of morphing into one another.
You're morphing into her.
Much of who Kyle has become is a lot like who Morgan is.
Where do I fit in in Kyle's new life?
Feels like I've been not just excluded
but maybe even replaced.
You know, anyway.
♪ Turn it up a notch
♪ Everybody pulling up
♪ Pulling up sharp
♪ We so rich, we so paid
♪ We get money, we get laid
♪ Take it up a notch
Honey, you want a piece of steak?
Oh, wow. That looks delicious.
Right?
- It's very good. Goodbye. - Bye. I love you.
Hello, hello.
Nia?
- Hello. - Hi.
- Hi, beautiful. - Hi.
Oh, I love this dress on you.
There's nothing I like more than hosting dinner.
I have pork, chicken, fish, duck.
I always have too much food left over.
That is a classic Asian culture thing.
If the table is empty, that means your guests go home
hungry and you are a bad host.
- Hello. - Honey, I'm home.
So you always want to have an abundant table full of food
and lots of to-go boxes.
Hi. How are you?
Welcome.
- Hello. - How are you?
- Well, hello, gorgeous. - I know.
Let me tell you something. I'm trying to push them down.
No, you don't want to keep them down.
I tried to, like, smash them.
No, but you want to-- you have to get them even.
Push this one this way.
You have to, like, push one east, one west.
That's good. - Good?
- Perfect. - OK.
- Hi. Nia. - Dorit.
Nice to meet you.
I'm always so surprised with how many friends Crystal has.
I mean, I know it's that number minus 14, but still.
I saw you guys at her birthday party
with the "stripper"... - Oh, yes.
Which I clarified was not really stripping.
He just took his shirt off. - Thank you.
He did a front thing.
It was very "Magic Mike" is what I said.
Have you seen "Magic Mike," the show in Las Vegas?
Twice, my husband was performing at the Cosmopolitan.
- What's your husband's name? - Bill Burr.
He's a comedian.
One of the girls that's coming tonight...
Uh-huh.
Had an absolute meltdown in the middle of the show.
- At the "Magic"-- - Yes.
- Why? - Oh, honey...
We didn't know. We still don't know.
I would love for you to ask tonight.
I really need you to ask. - No, no, no,
I'm not going there.
- No, no, no, you need to. - We would love for you to.
I bet you would.
Coming up...
That is a----ing low blow
to bring up my daughter's OnlyFans.
Think I'm not gonna go as----ing low as I can?
Have you met me?
Do you guys want to get a drink?
- Yeah. - Let's go outside.
Go ahead.
Thank you.
I'll just walk into her house.
I've never been here. - Oh, hi.
Hi.
- This is my friend Jenny. - Hi. Garcelle.
Pleasure.
- This is Jenny. - Hi.
Another Jenny.
Whoa, OK.
I'm, like, frozen.
- Hi. - It's so cold.
- Hi. - I cannot.
Oh, are these the drinks?
Coconut martini,
spicy mango with a kaffir lime zest on top.
- Ooh. - That sounds good.
And this is a basil lemongrass.
It's cold.
I'm gonna make you stand outside.
It's a little chilly. - I'm gonna kill you.
- Hi. - Hi.
How are you? - I'm good.
Why is this outside?
I don't want to get sick.
We're gonna come back in.
I don't want to get sick.
I don't want to stand outside.
Here are little blankets for you.
Why can't we eat tacos inside?
I'm cold. I'm irritable.
And who's there but Denise, the last person I want to see.
A Belvedere club soda...
- Absolutely. - Short glass...
Yep.
And just three lemons squeezed in really well.
- Coming right up. - Thank you so much.
You're so very welcome.
That night when I got home, I had a fever of over 102.
- No! - Yeah.
If you say so, Denise, sure.
Is this on backwards?
- No. - Are you sure?
- Backwards? - Upside down?
No.
Is yours upside down?
Don't do this.
Fever, nothing else.
Yup, I'm buying it.
Yup.
It's already cold.
Hello?
Crystal?
Hi.
This is so cute.
What the is Sutton wearing?
Who's cold?
- Oh, my God. - Sutton.
It is not summer.
As far as the fashion goes,
I don't know what you're going for
and what memo you got.
It's Taco Tuesday.
I mean, Sutton coming in looking like Little Bo Peep.
That woman loves a sundress.
I don't know where Sutton was going.
It's freezing outside.
You're not cold?
Why in the hell are we outside?
Should we eat? Are you guys hungry?
Yes.
Why don't we eat inside because it's so cold?
What a great idea.
Right? So everyone get your drink.
I mean, I was totally fine with being outside,
but these girls were really having a fit.
I mean-- - I love you so much.
- Let me get the food. - Thank you.
That just made my life.
- Hello. - There she is.
Get on in here.
Hi. How are you? Mwah.
Nice to see you. - Nice to see you.
Everybody's right in there.
Who's everybody? I saw lots of cars out there.
- Hi. Welcome. - The hostess, your sister.
Miss Kim's here. - Hi.
How are you?
You are getting out more and more.
I'm a little shocked.
We're all wearing black and white.
- I know. - You look pretty.
- Thank you. - Except for Erika.
You guys want to come eat?
- Yes. - Come, come.
All right, so go ahead. Don't be shy.
This is quite the spread.
Looks amazing.
Really, really could have done
without that shawarma pita
that I had three hours ago.
Avi, who you're not hiring--
No, I didn't try to poach him.
Avi, can I not steal you from Sutton?
Come on, it'll be a whole story.
Yes.
- You did too. - I--
- You certainly did. - Wait, what does Avi do?
Are you gonna stop accusing me of doing things
that I am not doing?
Are you gonna stop accusing me
of putting vodka in my coffee?
She said that you're the kind of person
that puts vodka in coffee.
Who does that?
Sutton, I don't know if you put vodka in your coffee.
I don't know if you do. - I don't drink coffee.
OK, well, there you go.
- Case closed. - Oh.
- That was an easy one. - That was an easy one.
But it wasn't an accusation.
- OK, good. - You know what?
We had a nice night the other night with Garcelle...
We had a great night, great night.
The three of us, and we laughed a lot.
It was----ing funny. - We laughed a lot.
My hands keep on itching.
If it's your left hand, it means
a man's coming into your life.
My hand is on fire!
I'm hearing about this fabulous night
you guys had where I wasn't invited
and had a lot of laughs. - We did have fun.
We had a nice night. - It was fun.
- We had a really good time. - It was funny.
They're telling me how they've come a long way.
Garcelle told on-- about how Sutton
made out with the driver.
Coming up...
Why did you bring it up, Dorit?
- Garcelle thinks that I did-- - Why did you bring it up?
- I just told you. - Why did you bring it up?
- We were going back and forth. - Why did you bring it up?
- And you were like-- - Why did you bring it up?
Answer my question.
Stop asking the same question
and not waiting for an answer. - Answer it.
♪ Big lights, big city
♪ No, we never sleep
♪ Big lights, big city
♪ Got the energy
You know what? We had a nice night
the other night with Garcelle. - We had a great night.
I'm hearing about this fabulous night
you guys had where I wasn't invited.
Garcelle told on-- about how Sutton
made out with the driver.
Oh, my God.
I said that really loud in front of everybody.
- What? - Yes, you did.
- Garcelle, what? - Yes, you did.
Yes, you did. - You know what?
- Look... - Kudos to you.
What am I gonna do? What am I gonna--
- Wait, what? - He's one of my drivers.
And you made out with one of your drivers?
Yes, accidentally, maybe I did.
Sometimes you might find someone
that's handsome and charming.
And he says, sit in the front seat,
and then he might accidentally lean in.
Then you lean in at the same time,
so then you accidentally kiss.
It was just a make-out session like they would do
in "Happy Days."
What?
No, she had an open-mouth kissing session.
- Honestly. "Happy Days"? - Well, I don't know.
You're taking something that's supposed to be sexy
and make it--like, making it as unsexy
as you could possibly make it.
What do you have on your neck?
Where? What? Where? What?
No, look. Kim.
- What? - Look at your neck.
What do you have in there? - I don't know.
- Kim. - What?
Well, you know, I like to just--
if there's a problem, I just like to do this.
And I'm not--you know, would you like a little dab?
You need a little dab?
You need to have a napkin.
I don't know what the hell Kim has stored
in that scarf of hers-- snacks, a phone charger,
a small kitten?
I mean, I have no idea what the hell
we would find in my sister's scarf.
Want to get some more tea with me, Erika?
- OK. - I need to get some more tea.
OK.
Crystal doesn't say much,
but when she does say something,
it's either talking behind someone's back,
or she's looking to stir the pot.
There was a lot more said
prior to that that was very dark.
You said Sutton said something very dark.
I can't even say it. It's so bad.
You just assume it's a story.
What if it's actually my truth?
I need to get this right.
Crystal is saying that I am telling everyone in the group
that you have a drinking problem?
That you've been talking about it.
At least if you're gonna stir the pot,
balance it with something else.
We should all sit down and air out all our grievances...
- Oh, yeah. - All at once.
Like, I'm really-- like, I'm ripped about it.
It's like finding the moment.
It doesn't feel like it's out of left field.
It was really delicious.
I'm happy you like it. I need the plates.
I loved everything. You want the plates?
Well, I'll tell y'all this.
I went to go see my horse,
who got his new final apartment.
A barn?
Well, you--
- Or a stable, a stable. - A stall.
You may call it that. I call it an apartment.
His name is Santos, and he's very beautiful.
I have a language with him.
See? I talk to mine all the time.
I do too, and I understand them.
So... what happened in Vegas?
In particular, the "Magic Mike" show?
I didn't like the legs spread with the man's head.
♪ But it hurts me so
♪ Everything I tried to make you capture it and let it go ♪
- I didn't enjoy that. - Whose legs spread?
Erika and Crystal's.
- Dorit. - Thank you.
- We're getting the story now. - Oh.
I don't know why I have to explain myself.
Some people don't like mustard.
And I'm not gonna ask you 80 times a day
why you don't like mustard.
Does Denise not like mustard?
A lot of people don't like mustard.
I was not in a good headspace.
And so basically, I ruined the whole night.
So thank you for asking. I appreciate that.
How did you know about it?
One of the girls that's coming tonight...
Uh-huh.
Had an absolute meltdown in the middle of the show.
- At the "Magic"-- - Yes.
Why?
It's the happiest place on Earth.
We didn't know. We still don't know.
I would love for you to ask tonight.
The girls were talking about how they loved "Magic Mike,"
and they mentioned that there was someone
who did not have as much fun.
And I playfully said, how could you
have a meltdown at "Magic Mike"?
It's the happiest place on Earth.
Well, it's not Disneyland.
Nia, who are you, and why is this story
relevant to our Mexican fiesta?
I just was uncomfortable, and I didn't want to be there.
Honey, you had 50 $1 bills that you were flashing around.
I got a lot of ones.
Do y'all remember these?
These are dollar bills.
It was a funny, goofball thing.
I could see you tucking a few bucks
and going, I want a lap dance.
Y'all are laughing 'cause y'all know
that that is the last thing that would ever happen.
You made out with your driver.
- Oh, my God. - OK?
- What? - OK.
- She is-- - Hold on a minute.
Hold on a minute. Hold on a minute.
That was between me, Erika, and Sutton,
and now I feel like you're saying it to embarrass her,
and that's not OK.
Garcelle, you remember 20 minutes ago
when Erika was saying it and you were...
Hang on.
Over here, and you guys were laughing about it?
Hang on, Dorit.
To equate those two is very unfair.
My driver has become my friend.
- I don't judge you for it. - And so just because--
because I was attracted to him,
and we were having a conversation.
And, yeah, did we have a little make-out session?
It was sweet, and I enjoyed it.
I did not say it judgmental, honey.
Have we done it since? We have not.
Well, then why'd you bring it up?
First of all, are you getting heated because...
Why did you bring it up, Dorit?
- Garcelle thinks that did-- - Why did you bring it up?
- I just told you. - Why did you bring it up?
- We were going back and forth. - Why did you bring it up?
- And you were like-- - Why did you bring it up?
Answer my question.
Stop asking the same question
and not waiting for an answer. - Answer it.
I hear voices.
Why did you bring it up, Dorit?
Why did you bring it up?
This is feeling a little like déjà vu.
Name 'em. Name 'em.
- Well... - Name 'em.
- What you did was ridiculous. - Name 'em.
- I just told you. - Why did you bring it up?
- We were going back and forth. - Why did you bring it up?
- And you were like-- - Why did you bring it up?
Answer it. - I'm trying to answer it.
Do you understand? I'm trying to answer it,
and you keep saying the same question.
Answer it.
You're talking about your prudish behavior,
whilst I just found out five minutes ago
that you made out with some random driver.
Why do you think I mentioned it?
Like, duh.
I just said we were going back and forth.
It was in jest. It was playful.
It was joking.
We were all laughing about the situation.
It just felt like you were saying it to embarrass her
in front of these women.
She was.
Also, just give people the benefit of the doubt.
- Who is the people? - Me.
- OK. - OK?
OK.
- Me in this--in this instance. - OK. OK.
Why is it OK for Erika to scream it across the room
and Garcelle not say a word to her?
It just feels like another reason for Garcelle
to take issue with me.
If you don't like me, Garcelle,
stop pretending that you do.
When I said it to Erika, we were all having a good time.
We were.
And I apologized because I didn't know
that was gonna bring up this.
But we are having a good time, you guys.
This was not said--
If you have to say it like that,
we're not having a good time.
I'm saying it because you just attacked me.
I did not attack you.
Calm down.
Calm down, calm down.
I did not attack you.
It feels like that was an attack.
Girl.
Dorit lives in a bit of a bubble.
Just triggers me.
We live in a world now, we're aware,
we're woke, whatever you want to say,
and I feel like she's not in that world.
Just for the record, I didn't attack you.
We were having a conversation.
- OK. - So--
But it felt like you were suggesting
that I was deliberately trying to hurt her and embarrass her.
I wasn't suggesting. I actually said it.
- Exactly. - Right, but that's
not an attack. - It feels--
It was a different thing than an attack.
Garcelle, OK, I don't mean attack.
What's a good word?
I don't know what the good word is,
but I feel like for you and your privilege, I can't.
Just for the record, I didn't attack you.
I don't mean attack. What's a good word?
I don't know what the good word is,
but I feel like for you and your privilege, I can't.
I can't. - What does that mean?
It means you're white, and she--
and the words are different.
They have different connotations.
They have different meanings.
OK.
The word of "attack" has a different meaning
when it comes from a white woman to a Black woman.
It just does.
I don't think Dorit meant to hurt Garcelle,
but it does hurt Garcelle.
Garcelle, I'm very, very sorry
that I've triggered a nerve
and I've offended you or upset you or any of it.
And I would love to have a conversation with you
about it. - I'm good. I'm good.
No, Garcelle, honey, there's--
No, I'm good. I'm good.
I'm not here to educate you.
I'm not.
Well, I think you have.
That's on you.
OK.
I have no idea where this has come from.
She should know that all she needs to say is,
Dorit, you know what?
That word really triggers me.
I would immediately understand, apologize,
and definitely not use that word again in the future.
The bulgogi was great.
Well, apparently, you were told that she
made out with a driver.
Dorit announced it to these people, and--you know.
- Oh. - In jest.
It was a joke.
Well, apparently, it didn't land well, so...
No, I can tell.
I can tell that.
Trust me.
Loud and clear.
Where have y'all been?
Conspiring in the kitchen.
Please tell me that's not true.
Well, I'm glad you actually joined the conversation
because separately, Sutton said to me once again
that she heard you saying that I said that Sutton
puts vodka in her coffee.
Sutton is a drinker.
She's somebody that I would not be surprised
if she pours a little vodka in her coffee in the morning.
I'm happy to talk about this.
You said she was--
it's--you know, like, she kind of--
I don't want to get it wrong.
Well, it seems like you did already.
Well, I will nip this in the bud.
Y'all can talk about me behind my back all you want.
I know my life.
I know what I have accomplished.
I know what I'm going to accomplish.
And I know what you can't do in order
to accomplish what I have accomplished
and what I'm going to accomplish.
Continue your little chatter while I take off
and y'all are way back there.
That's what's gonna happen,
because I am moving forward at a very rapid speed.
That's what's happening.
If I had a drinking problem,
I would not be able to say "accomplished" this many times.
Look at that.
I apologize.
That's your apology?
- Yes, I apologize. - OK.
I think it came off, like, judgmental.
Did you clear up the thing with Erika?
What thing?
Because the other night, I know it was--
you were having, you know, your issue with Erika.
Which thing?
The other night, it didn't really get resolved.
I don't know, did we?
Did you and Erika have a chat tonight?
- No, we haven't. - No.
- Oh, you haven't? - No.
No, we haven't, pot stirrer.
Dorit, how dare you give me the----ing hot potato?
Come on, you know I don't want to fight with Denise.
But OK.
Denise, do you have anything to say?
Do you, Dorit?
I didn't have the issue.
What is going on?
Jesus.
Come on.
Bring it down a notch.
Sorry, bring it down a notch.
- OK. - It's not cool.
I am gonna go see my husband, who I've not seen in a week.
Are you leaving?
I am.
Hey, give me a hug before you go.
Give me a hug before you go.
Bye, sweetheart.
- OK. - OK.
Thank you.
I'm so ready to go home.
Dorit didn't say goodbye to me.
Go catch her.
I'm sure she's not sad she didn't.
No, I wanted to have this conversation.
I do not want to have this conversation with you.
Why?
I think you had your chance at her--
her dinner party.
You came in. You had an agenda.
You called me a bitch.
And I apologized to you sincerely.
If I've done something to you years ago, I apologize.
Years ago?
Well, it was years ago.
It was a couple of-- three years ago.
Denise, I apologize to you.
- Thank you. - You know?
You're welcome.
And you called me, what was it?
She was calling you a--
a dumb bot .
I don't know what that means.
What does that even mean?
I don't know.
I never said that.
Well, at the bar.
I just want her to recognize she was a...
OK. OK. OK.
I don't know how I got that confused
with bot C-U-N-.
I've actually never heard that,
so it's kind of making sense that that's
maybe not what was said.
Oopsie.
Anyway, you guys, that's-- that's--
that's this piece of the story.
Well, here's-- here's what I'm saying.
It's fine. I don't care.
I love how you do want to do this on your terms.
Actually, you're-- it's your terms
because you're the one that came in and wanted to do this.
So what are you upset about?
First of all, to insinuate that my daughters,
at 14 years old, would have had a threesome
I think is beyond, beyond inappropriate.
You're shaking your head. - No.
Yeah, I'm shaking my head because that's not
what it was about.
Children these days, if they have a phone,
have access to everything.
Of course they know about sex.
This was about my kids, though.
OK, your oldest daughter's on OnlyFans.
She doesn't know?
That is a----ing low blow
to bring up my daughter's OnlyFans.
You came in slurring, inarticulate,
could not string two words together,
and wanted to call me a bitch,
and you want me to sit here
and pretend like it didn't happen?
What do you think, I'm not gonna go to OnlyFans?
You think I'm not gonna go as----ing low as I can?
Have you met me? No.
- Oh, yeah, I have. - All right, so here we are.
You are a mean woman.
- Because you asked for it. - No, I did not.
Well, then you shouldn't have come up into her house
acting like a---ing bitch, and then we wouldn't be here.
Well, you shouldn't have act like a----ing bitch.
What, four years ago when nobody remembers?
You're really-- you are----ing mean.
I think it's great.
I just want to know, who's more profitable, you or Sami?