Previously on
"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
and I are so excited to present you
the Las Vegas residency.
Erika Jayne is back.
- Jeff texted me. - Yes.
He said he was going to...
- See Vivi. - See Vivi.
For him to be his own man, Jeff has to break away.
Some people call it overbearing.
But I do know what's best for my brother.
For my celebration of life event,
I want it to be, like, happy and nice.
Being able to share stories about Lorene just feels like
the right way to honor her.
I hope everyone remembers Lorene as a beautiful, loving,
devoted mom and friend that she was.
If there is a medical reason...
- Right. - Why this is going on--
- Uh-huh. I want to understand. - I'm done.
But a small esophagus is not the reason.
Annemarie is coming for you.
Why?
Your small esophagus.
I may act for a living,
but I never fall for a bad performance.
Who needs a knight in shining armor
when you have your own horse?
The best part about losing everything
is getting it all back.
Fashion is my language, and I speak it fluently.
They say wisdom comes with age,
but I'm proving otherwise.
I may put you to sleep for a living,
but I always keep one eye open.
It's hard to outrun rumors,
but luckily, I'm in better shape than ever.
♪ Oh, yeah
♪ Live fast, get cash, and I'm getting paid ♪
♪ Top floor, in the pool, sipping lemonade ♪
Hi, Avs.
You've been gone too long.
This was not approved.
I'm dying.
That's what I do.
This is my hot Pilates.
♪ When you livin' like this, you're supposed to ball ♪
Nice.
Whoa.
Walk.
Step.
♪ I'm a temptress
Nice.
Coming back. Coming back.
It's coming back.
♪ Gotta make it to the top
♪ Gotta hustle, never stop
I think you're the definition of sassy.
What's going to happen in eight years?
Um, probably the sassiest teenager.
I'll get a world record.
Seriously.
I'm just--
♪ I don't got no time to sleep ♪
♪ While I'm trying to live a dream ♪
♪ If you see me on the grind
I'm just starting with a--
Like, a little medium--
OK. Oh. Oh!
Wow.
OK, can I feel high?
Sure.
I'm just--
OK.
I need a vase.
Oh, I hate to cut you.
You smell so good.
So good.
You'll be happy inside.
You look like you're, like, working
for the Easter Bunny or something.
These roses are amazing though.
- Look. - Smell that.
Oh, my God, it literally smells like perfume.
They're so good.
Wow. Where'd you get those from?
- Well, I-- - Are you pretending to garden?
No, no, no. I pick these roses all the time.
I talk to them. It's very good for you
to talk to your plants and stuff.
You have fun with that.
I don't want my face in the sun.
I've got to go inside. You pick the damn roses.
I'm going to get a water. Would you like a water?
I'd love a "warder."
Can I look in your refrigerator?
Thanks. - There's not much in there.
Not a lot of food in there.
It's very clean and organized.
Holy sh--. - It's clean and organized.
There's not a lot of food. I just don't have any children.
I actually could use one of these.
Can I put these on right now? - An eye patch?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Sutton's not eating that much is making a lot more sense
now that I see what's in her refrigerator.
But under her eyes look good.
If I had known that Kyle was gonna
go through my refrigerator, I would've put more food
in there just to prove that I eat a lot.
So how'd you feel at the end of the night?
Everybody looked great last night too.
Everybody looked great.
OK, girls.
You don't like that side?
We all like this side.
It was a really nice event.
Where was Mau?
He was in Mexico City.
He was in Aspen and then Mexico City.
Doing his stuff.
Yeah.
I'm not accepting the excuse that Mau is giving.
Unless you are in the hospital or dead in a ditch,
you show up for your wife
and your wife's dead best friend's family.
Yeah, so he went to Aspen,
then they flew on his friend's plane to Mexico City.
And then he gets back Friday.
He'll be there at the Homeless Not--
Homeless Not Toothless event.
They're toothless.
They have homes?
They're homeless, not toothless.
The Toothless And Homeless Foundation.
Not Toothless And Homeless.
This is a really important charity,
Homeless Not Toothless.
Forgetting about the Toothless Not Homeless charity.
No, it's Homeless Not Toothless.
You want them to be--
I want them to have a home and teeth.
This is very upsetting that I have to choose one of the two!
- What is wrong with us? - I don't know.
Why can't we remember that?
I was having kind of an emotional day yesterday,
thinking about all of this and preparing
that I wanted to be strong for you.
And Garcelle comes up. She goes--
Girl.
What now?
Annemarie is coming for you.
She's coming for me? What did I do?
Um, I'm like, we had a great day on Saturday.
And I really like her. - Yeah.
Why is she coming for me, about what?
You let her lick your armpit.
That's disgusting.
Oh, my God.
I know.
I thought you guys were, like, a thing.
It's about my esophageal problem.
Shut up about my esophagus.
You leave-- - She said it again?
Leave my esophagus alone, OK?
We have seen Sutton throw a fit
and get into fights over some really ridiculous things.
This had nothing to do with the pants.
Had nothing to do with the pants.
Jealous of what, your ugly leather pants?
All right, you've had your fun.
Let the mouse go.
Seriously. - Really?
- Really. - Honestly?
Let the mouse go.
Maybe Sutton has met her match.
Well, you guys will figure it out.
You know?
Anyway, I'm going to show you this house.
- OK. - And it's beautiful.
My friend Trevor,
who's in Barcelona, I told y'all about--
You want to go to Barcelona?
Barcelona.
It has been a really tumultuous few months.
So let's take this trip as a time to come together
and have fun and remember that we love each other.
What part of Barcelona? Like, where--
So this one is in this place.
I don't know how to pronounce it.
Sitges?
It's, like, right outside of Barcelona.
But I don't even want to invite that nurse doctor.
You already invited her.
Well, she owes me an apology.
You invited everybody and Annemarie last night.
You can't disinvite.
I wont.
She owes me an apology.
Come on. Come on.
Careful.
Come on.
All right, I'm going to go outside.
Hi.
How are you?
I'm good. I just got home
from Jax's volleyball game. - Fun.
What'd you think about last night's--Kyle's event?
I thought it was really beautiful.
I was very moved by it.
I texted her today.
I said, you know, your friend would be so grateful.
Like, that was a really beautiful event.
It was celebratory without being somber.
But yet it wasn't, you know, a party
where you forget why we're there.
Yeah.
I was gonna say, someone that I thought might've
forgotten what the event was about was Annemarie.
Wow. She was very committed.
She was implying an eating disorder.
Small esophagus is not the reason.
Did you have an eating disorder?
A lot of acid reflux or regurgitation
can cause scar tissue in your throat.
You're implying that she has an eating disorder.
I'm not.
And I'm like, what's your purpose?
Like, what's your endgame with this?
Are you just shaming her?
I know Annemarie is in the medical field.
But I think sometimes you got to lay off a little bit.
First of all, Sutton's not your patient.
Second of all, you just met her.
Leave her alone and her esophagus.
Now I'm an esophagus police.
What?
When I met her around Christmas,
she told me she was a doctor.
And not a nurse?
Yeah.
Girl.
It's the truth.
I met Annemarie at a holiday party many months ago.
And she said she was an anesthesiologist.
It's funny to hear now that she joined the group,
she, in fact, is not one,
and she's a nurse anesthetist, which is very different.
Just couldn't help but think, like,
what else are you lying about?
By the way, I googled "narrow esophagus."
- And? - It's very much a thing.
And it's not like it has never happened before.
Even in the medical field, you can't say,
"This is 100% the way it is all the time."
No, and actually, when you type it in,
one of the next words is "genetic."
So there's a genetic issue to it.
And she was saying that her family has it.
That's enough for me. If there's one possible answer,
that means there's one possibility
that Sutton's telling the truth,
and that was enough for me.
Annemarie spent hours researching
Sutton's esophageal issue and couldn't find anything.
And in five minutes, I was able to google it.
Maybe I'm a doctor.
Her intensity of wanting to, like, out her, it's weird.
Like, let it rest.
Coming up...
You're going next weekend, right?
Mm-hmm. And then--
and then after that, I go to Spain.
It's a little taste of his own medicine, to be honest,
because I don't really get a heads-up.
So... oops.
Hey, Jamie. How are you?
Look at this handsome devil. - Hi.
How are you?
What's going on?
How are you doing? - Good.
It's kind of iconic, this hotel, honey.
It's super iconic.
I'm really excited.
Last year, there was a COVID surge.
We had to basically just say, you know,
we're going to postpone the gala to the following year.
And so I just had a dinner at home with the girls.
I really wanted to introduce you to a charity
that I have been working with for a few years
that has got a really special place in my heart.
The charity is Homeless Not Toothless,
as I've told you. - What is it called?
Homeless Not Toothless.
That's great.
For this gala, I'm kind of hoping that
there's more attention on the performance...
- Right. - And less on the name.
Once they pass that line and they come to security,
I'm just wondering if anyone can, like, slip through.
The three doors here are going to be super secure.
- OK. - One of the things
that worries me about you is,
you're taking too many thoughts on.
You've got to trust your people.
You've got me. You've got Nick.
Just relax, OK? - OK.
I really think the therapy session with Dr. Sarah
that PK and I had was really beneficial.
What do you want him to do in the future?
If I tell him, "PK, I'm not good.
I'm really not good right now,"
I need him to understand, like,
uh-oh, she's having an episode.
I need to go comfort my wife.
It makes me emotional because you know I'm OK with it.
Bubba. Why?
Because it's very difficult...
- I know, but all I wanted-- - When you love someone...
That's all I've wanted to hear.
To listen to how much pain you're in.
If you had the meet and greet sealed off there,
you could let people in.
PK is so much more present.
He's listening more.
I feel more connected to him.
And I feel very grateful for that.
How many people are going to be here, honey?
We've got 400 people we're expecting.
- All our closest friends. - Exactly.
Plus Paula Abdul, William H. Macy.
And we're working on a surprise.
- Great. - We've got a--yeah.
Haven't quite pulled off yet.
Welcome to the Beverly Hilton,
Gino Pasante, director of catering.
- Thank you. - Nice to meet you.
Are we doing a food tasting today?
- Not a food tasting. - Oh, that's a shame.
I know.
Well, this is pretty much going to be
what the table's going to look like.
Dorit is super, super more polite than me,
so she wouldn't say it, but I know what she's thinking.
This looks like a canteen in an office.
Even though I probably would work on the delivery,
I love that PK can say things
that I would be mortified to say.
What's on his lung is on his tongue.
That's what I always say.
What about the tablecloth being black?
Would you consider doing silver and black?
- Yeah. - That would be wonderful.
- Yeah? - I just wanted to point out
the flower arrangement.
I think we've got to go more white roses, ivory.
Baby, it feels daytime.
It doesn't feel super nighttime.
- OK. - Yeah.
While PK being here today doesn't solve
all of our problems, it's a good start.
So we're going to have how many tables down in this pit?
- 12. - 12.
It makes me feel hopeful
that things are just going to get better and better.
Any chance of changing the carpet?
It's very '70s, isn't it?
I can work on that for you, PK.
Lordy have mercy.
- You got to love him. - I do love him.
- Hi. - How's it going?
Good. Crystal for two.
- I got you. - OK, thanks.
It's just right over here.
- Thank you. - My pleasure.
What's up? You order food already?
- No. - OK.
How are you?
- Yeah, you were-- - Two weeks became three
became four became six. - Jeez.
Oh, my God. Hi.
Oh, brought you something.
Here. - Aw.
Oh, so cute. Thank you.
It was made by a Buddhist monk with his feet.
Are you serious?
No, I'm just joking.
- You know I hate feet. - That's your trigger word.
- Yeah, I hate it. - I know, I know.
OK, so I went to Ojai the other day with the girls.
- How was it? - We were playing a game,
and then Sutton licked Kyle's toe.
Get the hell out of here.
Licking toes? What are you guys doing?
Her foot was in a shoe all day.
- It wasn't clean? - No.
We don't even let those people walk in our house,
let alone lick their feet.
I know. We don't--it's disgusting.
- I know. - Pardon my interruption.
Hi, how's it going today? - Yeah, we should order.
Can I get a cappuccino, please?
Happy to do it.
Can we also get a golden milk latte?
Golden milk latte, sure.
Short rib breakfast burrito sounds good too.
I thought you were going to get that.
OK, let's get that. We share everything.
Yeah, split--yeah.
- Awesome. Thank you so much. - Appreciate it.
So anyways, yeah. It was so nice
to be back in Asia.
It's been so long.
So Vivi--yeah.
And I just got everything off my chest.
And it was, like, quite surreal.
Did you hug? Like, was it--
We hugged. Look, I'm not angry.
I'm not mad with what happened.
I-I'm wounded by what happened. - Is she?
She always felt like she was never actually accepted.
- Correct. - Yeah.
And she's not wrong about that.
Jeff has always said that his girlfriends
have always felt that I've been intimidating,
that I have a lot of strong opinions,
that I have a lot of expectations.
I have our granola over here for us.
I love my brother.
I was trying to be protective.
I realize now that my approach was wrong.
And so here we are.
As an only child... - Mm-hmm.
She cannot possibly understand our relationship.
We are best friends.
Mom and I's relationship is so tight as well.
- Yeah. - And another woman
coming into my life is problematic for you and Mom.
OK, fine.
My wife, girlfriend, partner
will definitely have to accept that and so will you guys.
OK.
That's just part of life.
Jeff and I have always been very close,
to the point where people used to think that we were twins.
We played sports together.
We would ride our bikes in the cul-de-sac
every day together, just the two of us.
When I met Rob, I was actually nervous
that I wouldn't be a sister anymore.
I would be someone's wife and a mom.
But actually, that never changed.
But, yeah, so I'm planning to spend more time in Asia.
I'm probably going to relocate there for, like, half the year.
Where?
Bangkok.
You're going to live there?
For half the year.
I could do music there. I can DJ there.
I can do a lot of things.
As much as I love being Manny Jeff here...
I need to go back and get my life
back in order out in Asia.
Are you now going the opposite direction
because I pushed you too far?
So this is not, um, I need distance from you guys.
It's not.
It's me taking control of my life.
I realize that I need to accept my brother
and what he wants because if I don't,
it'll create more of a wedge between us,
and I just might lose him forever.
I don't want you to go back to Asia full-time.
I tell Mom this all the time,
and I'll tell you the same thing, right?
Mom did a great job as a mom.
You've done a great job as a sister.
But your work is done.
Like, I make my own decisions now.
And trust that you guys did a good job,
trust my judgment.
I will.
Other than that, you're a perfect sister, so--
I am.
Coming up...
I have a magical esophagus.
My magical esophagus is like my MP,
in that it's smooth and silky...
and also very tight.
Wow.
No, it's definitely not too tight.
Come here, my love.
Very, very sharp.
I love it with the tie, love it.
Let's do a couple of quick pics.
So pretty.
OK, look over the shoulder.
Got it. That was really good.
Amazing.
What's your thing tonight?
It's an event for "The Brave Little Toaster."
I'm glad you're going.
So why don't you just get a car and meet me at the--
At the Homeless Not Toothless?
You got it. We've been practicing.
So Homeless Not Toothless.
I don't get it, but I think maybe we'll see
some homeless people that have really nice teeth.
Are our kids all gone?
- Yeah. - There's no kids home?
No kids home right now. The boys will be home later
with a couple of girlfriends.
I know that, but it's quiet in here.
Where are we going?
The Beverly Hilton.
Got it.
Homeless Not Toothless?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, so what's going on with everybody?
Tell me about that event.
I wanted people to enjoy themselves
but also address the topic and honor Lorene.
So I was trying to find that balance, you know?
None of the guys went, right?
No.
Would it have meant something to me if all of a sudden
he showed up at the event for Lorene?
Of course it would have.
You know, he was close with her also.
Thank you, honey. I love you.
- This is hard. - I know.
Is Mauricio going to be here?
He's out of town.
- Oh, he is? - Yeah.
I'm so sorry. I love you so much.
I've just been traveling so much that--
You have been.
I'm trying to get caught up.
And now I'm going to be traveling.
You're going next weekend, right?
Mm-hmm. And then--
and then after that, I go to Spain.
It's a little taste of his own medicine, to be honest,
because there are many times where, all of a sudden,
he's like, "Oh, I'm off to Portugal..."
I forgot to tell you that.
"I'm leaving for Chicago. I--"
I don't really get a heads-up.
So...
oops.
Um, we're going with the girls.
Amazing.
♪ We gon' live it up
♪ We gon' have a good time, we gon' have a good time ♪
OK, I'll come back and do the red carpet.
And I want to make sure
that we all get a picture in front of it.
And definitely, honey,
I definitely want a picture with you.
Yeah.
This is what I'm talking about.
You like it?
I'm so proud of how this night has come together.
Everything looks incredible,
exactly the way I wanted it to look.
But to be honest, I couldn't have done it without PK.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Where is everyone?
I'm Erika.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you. Appreciate that.
Thanks so much.
Oh, wait, wait.
What's your name?
I'm your patient.
I was just in for a cleaning. - Yes.
I was going to come in because I lost my bleach trays.
Oh, you're sweet. Thanks.
Thank you. Nice to see you.
And I'll see you in the office.
Thanks.
Oh, my God, I just saw my dentist.
You look great, honey.
Thank you.
Hi. Thank you.
- My man. - We're here.
I love it, man.
So good to see you.
Looking good.
Let's see those teeth.
Let them do their thing.
Don't distract them.
I just want to see those teeth.
Oh, OK.
- All right. - Boom.
That would be the gin.
Thank you.
Hello. How are you?
- How are you? - I'm good.
- Remember Marcellus? - Yeah, Marcellus.
Good to see you, man. - Hey, how you doing?
How's it going, brother? - Good to see you, brother.
- Give me some. - You OK?
I'm great.
I feel like every time I go to one of these events,
there's a lot of whispering and watching Mauricio and me...
Big smile.
Which feels really strange.
OK, you do some alone.
They're analyzing every move or hand gesture.
It's very weird.
Hello, sunshine.
Wow. - How are you?
- How do you feel? - I'm good.
- Good. - Hi, baby.
How is your esophagus?
I have a magical esophagus.
Oh, no, not that too. Not that too.
Listen--
She said that she has an MP.
Oh, yeah, the MP.
I said, what's with the magical pussy?
Is it the grip, the wetness?
Like, what are we talking about here?
It's the sweetness.
My magical esophagus is like my MP
in that it's smooth and silky...
And also very tight.
Seriously, don't with me.
Don't with me about my esophagus.
You don't talk about my body...
- Yeah. - Behind my back.
It's not going to go well.
Yeah.
There she is.
Oh, good. Come on in.
- Oh, yeah, here we go. - Come on in.
- Come here. - Oh, God.
- What? - Oh, God.
What? Don't be afraid.
Coming up...
- You said she lied. - I said what she said
does not make sense medically.
You're such a bitch.
There she is.
Oh, good, Come on in.
- Hey. - Come on in.
Let's go meet the girls first.
- OK. - And then I'll probably
send you over for a drink.
- Here we go. - Here we go.
Oh, God.
- What? - Oh, God.
What? Don't be afraid.
Nice to see you.
Erika, it's been, like, way too long.
- Hey, everybody I know! - How are you?
How's it going? Good to see you again.
- Good to see you too. - All right.
- Oh. - I'm a hugger first.
- Oh, OK. - All right, Marcellus.
Good to see you. - I'm Sutton Stracke.
- Yes. I've heard. - Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
Oh, yeah. Sorry, you guys.
Everybody, Marcellus. Marcellus, everybody.
- I'm Erika. - All right, Marcellus.
Good to see you, Erika. - Hello, my dear.
- Hey. - How are you?
I'm good. We need to talk.
We do need to talk.
Oh, no, we're going to talk right now.
OK, let's talk right now.
Go to the bar. Sutton wants to talk now.
Just say "leave." Don't say "go to the bar."
Make a run for the bar.
All right, I love it.
You picked the wrong person.
Hey, seriously, Sutton, let me explain
something to you first. - Excuse me, ma'am.
Excuse me, ma'am. - Sutton.
- No, ma'am. - Let me explain something--
No, ma'am. Excuse me, ma'am.
You got to be careful with the "no, ma'ams."
This particular "no, ma'am" could,
where I'm from, get you smacked.
I don't yell, so if you want to make me yell...
- I'm not yelling. - I will match your tone.
I'm not yelling.
You were.
Now you're lying. You were yelling.
Oh, is this my third lie that I've told?
Yes, your third lie.
What was the first two?
The first one was that her doctor said
she could drink and have gabapentin at the same time.
- Which he did. - Well, you can't.
Are you my doctor?
It doesn't matter.
I am a board certified nurse anesthetist.
I'm a board certified nurse anesthetist, Sutton.
We're going to talk about something right now.
Great.
I mean, you want to go in there?
- No, no, no, no. - That's a ballsy move.
I have a board certified doctor, GI...
- Great. - That I've seen.
- Great. - So I know what I have.
- Great. - And you said that I made up--
I didn't say you made it up.
You said she lied.
I think she's sweet as apple pie.
But I've known her for 14 seconds,
and I've heard two lies out of her mouth.
I said what she said does not make sense medically.
You said that as well. But you said she lied.
OK, I said "if it's a lie." I said "if."
Yes, about the gabapentin and then potentially this.
So you said she lied.
- Potentially. - Just say it.
Crystal, you were the one saying
she has an eating disorder.
Are you out of your mind?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We haven't even gone into the ballroom,
and these two are going at it.
- The only thing--no. - I need for you to listen
and hear my point of view for a second.
I also want to say something first.
People are looking at us.
We are, like--I mean, it's like they're at the zoo,
looking at the animals.
We're the animals.
At Kyle's celebration of life for her friend,
inappropriate to bring that up.
You literally spent two hours talking about her
to where she and I literally had to leave
because it was so annoying.
She said, "Well, it's because of my small esophagus."
Her small esophagus--
Honey, she says that she has a small esophagus.
Have you ever heard of anybody just having a small esophagus?
I'm going to get something else to drink.
Do you want anything? - I sure do.
I'll come with you. - You want anything?
Yeah, a bottle of tequila.
Thank you. Bye.
I am trained to be a critical thinker.
So when I hear something... - Oh, my God.
That doesn't make sense, we try to put--
Crystal, didn't you want to go to med school?
If you'd gone to med school, you'd get that.
Did you go to medical school?
Oh. Here we go.
Here we go, like, downplaying my profession again.
You're such a bitch.
Crystal told us that she wanted to go to medical school.
Wow.
Her husband wouldn't have waited for her.
So I think that Crystal resents me
because I'm in the medical profession.
She's taking out what she didn't get to do on me.
You owe me a big apology.
I apologize, Sutton, for being concerned
and inquisitive about something that anybody
in my fake profession would've been concerned about.
- Oh. - I do apologize for that.
Whether or not you accept it, that is on you.
Thank you.
I appreciate your non-apology apology.
I will take it because I don't want to talk
about my esophagus anymore.
I'm ready for my drink and my husband.
I'm going to grab a drink.
We're going to move on.
Let's go eat
and hear about the homeless and--
not toothless people.
Hi, honey.
- Oh, I love the-- - Good to see you.
You like the wet look? - I'm so glad.
- You look gorgeous. - Thank you.
There was the biggest fight happening over there.
- Where? - Annemarie was so heated
and worked up, very elevated.
There was really loud yelling.
- Very. - Wow.
I was telling Dorit what was going on.
I'm getting a little caught up.
- It was extremely heated. - A lot.
- Very heated. - Very heated.
And Crystal's heated all the way around.
I actually never saw Crystal like that.
I didn't know she had that in her.
- Me neither. - What?
I did not know she had it in her.
We've all wanted Crystal to find her voice.
But screaming "You're such a bitch"
at a black-tie event...
You're such a bitch.
What is wrong with you?
Wasn't exactly what we were talking about.
Come on, ladies.
This is about the homeless and the toothless.
Let's peruse the silent auction.
Look at this. Taylor Swift signed guitar.
That's cool. But we don't need that.
- Is it of Kobe? - Oliver would love this.
He's a big fan.
Oh, here's another one. Look.
Garcelle did not bid on that one.
We can't do that.
What is this?
That's a spinel.
- It does not. - I'm kidding.
I need to separate Sutton from Annemarie.
Annemarie is over...
- I think she's over-- - Here.
Do Sutton, Mau, Kyle.
OK, fine. - All right?
- That's good. - You're OK with that?
I feel like we need a picture together.
Really. I said to my husband, I said,
now, there's a lady that has a fabulous color on.
And I love your hair.
Is this only the pinks...
- Is this wonderful? - Allowed, or--
It's a little redhead in here. - We must.
I want to do this. Get in the middle.
- Oh, yes, yes, yes. - She's in the middle.
I'm in the middle.
Yes. - Got it.
- Thank you. - Have fun tonight.
- Oh, thank you. - So nice to meet you.
Thank you.
We kindly invite all of our guests
to please make your way into the main ballroom
and start taking your seats at this time.
Everyone said you were here.
- Hi, honey. - Hi, hon.
Hi. How are you?
Oh, my God, Paula.
Oh, hi!
I was just talking about you.
You look great.
Our program will begin shortly.
What table--
Six.
- Darling. - Darling.
This is PK, actually.
You're here. - Oh, hi, Sutton.
- How are you? - I'm good.
How are you? - I'm good.
I hear you have an esophagus problem.
Really?
All right, Mauricio, you can come
to the Homeless Not Toothless event,
but you can't come to the celebration of life event
for your wife?
That's--that's messed up.
I'm not coming in hot.
I just hear that, by the way.
Please welcome to the stage
fashion designer Dorit Kemsley.
Go, baby.
Hello and welcome to the 2023 Hollywood Gala
for the Homeless Not Toothless.
It's the first chance we've had
to come together as a community since the pandemic
to support this incredible organization.
We've got some exciting special guests lined up for you.
And to kick things off,
please give a warm welcome to Paula Abdul.
I want to thank all of you
who made tonight's celebration possible.
Please give it up to multi-nominated artist
Taylor Dayne.
- Yes! - Yeah!
Oh, my God.
♪ Take me, I'm yours
♪ Into your arms
♪ Never let me go
♪ Tonight I really need
♪ To know
♪ Tell it to my heart Let's go!
♪ Tell me I'm the only one
♪ Is this really love or just a game? ♪
♪ Tell it to my heart Whoo! Is it a game?
♪ My body rock every time you call my name ♪
Here we go! ♪ Take it to the heart
Amazing.
Oh, my God, Taylor Dayne, one of the strongest voices alive.
Taylor Dayne!
I love Taylor Dayne.
I mean, "Love Will Lead You Back."
That's a jam.
I don't know Taylor Dayne.
Let's sit down, y'all.
Let's do this.
Let's go.
Come sit.
OK, we are going to Spain.
And friendship is meaningful.
We have got to stop this.
OK, what do we do? What do we do?
Look, I like you.
We had a good time. - Mm-hmm.
I just don't like that you were behind my back
telling everybody stuff.
I'm not--Sutton, I already explained that.
And I'm not going to let you continue that narrative.
Honestly, at this point, I'd rather be toothless
than deal with this.
Do you think tonight we can all go home;
we take a deep breath; we relax.
We figure out what we're packing.
We need to bring only positive energy to Spain.
Are we all on the same flight?
I think so.
Coming up...
I just wanted to tell you that I'm sorry
for my part in everything that happened.
Your part?
How about your part is the only part.
What do you think of this?
Try them on.
Could be a look.
Can I wear this on the plane?
No?
Can you bring the shoes over for Mommy?
I know how to do it.
Oy, Phoenix.
They hurt. That's for sure.
Baby, baby.
Shall I hold you? - Mom, you don't need
to hold my hand. - I know.
I just--I like to--
- I still got it. - You still got it, girl.
Watch out. Keep going, River.
Keep going. Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Ugh.
God, this doesn't even have anything in it.
Sh--.
Oh, I just bought new shoes.
Those are not mine.
They're Morgan's shoes.
Sh--.
Great.
Ugh.
- Hello? - Hello, how are you?
I'm good.
Erewhon or Bristol Farms?
Oh. Oh, yeah, that one.
Of course. OK, so what is the vibe?
I, like, have this florally, long, pretty dress.
It feels like a Spanish kind of vibe maybe.
Cobblestone streets?
It's not going to stop any of these other girls
from wearing their high heels.
They don't care.
Barcelona is not ready for us.
Well, I have not spoken to Annemarie.
I meant to call her and check on her, but--
OK.
OK, well, I'm going to call her now,
make sure she's still coming on the trip.
The fact that I am, at this point in my life,
having to mediate a fight about an esophagus
is very upsetting to me.
Keep you posted. Bye.
But I do feel a sense of responsibility
to play peacemaker because I brought
Annemarie into this group,
and now I feel like I need to fix things,
especially since we're going to Spain.
- Hi, Kyle. - How are you?
I've had time to, like, cool off.
Like, I told you. Like, that was so much for me.
And, like, I feel ridiculous. I feel horrible.
Listen, for me to say that was a lot,
that's saying a lot.
Crystal, pick up the phone.
Hi.
Interesting night.
You called her a bitch.
Dude, you're such a bitch.
Like, it's rude to call someone a bitch, but she was.
Like, calling out Sutton for yelling at her--
she's the one that's yelling.
It just-- none of it made sense to me.
And it was, like, driving me crazy.
You know, people communicate
under stress in different ways.
It got loud.
And thank God it wasn't about me.
That's all I--
I have heard enough about your esophagus.
I think she wants to be right because it's a medical thing.
But I don't know why it needs to be right
because it's your medical thing.
It's a lot. Have you heard from her?
- Mm-mm. - No.
Maybe Spain will have a little, you know, magic touch
and, you know, fix things. - Yeah.
If these ladies can get past their issues,
we could have a lot of fun, and it could be
a great bonding experience.
But I'm not holding my breath.
Have you talked to Crystal?
How are we going to go to Spain?
I am a very proud nurse anesthetist.
It is an extremely difficult and challenging profession.
Why would I lie about that?
I just have no intention of talking to her.
The whole time in Spain?
I mean, maybe.
I'm going to be the referee.
I'm going to bring a whistle.
Time out.
You in that corner. You in this corner.
Look at me, the peacemaker.
Who'd've thought?
You know, anything can happen in this life.
Therapy works.
It's expensive. But it works.
I think we need to make a pact not to discuss
or have any of these conversations on the plane
because can you imagine if we get kicked off the plane?
They have to land the plane because--
you see that stuff on the news all the time.
People are fighting.
They had to land the damn plane.
I'm not doing that.
I think I just need to talk to Sutton,
tell her I'm really sorry
because I want to go into this trip, like--
you know me; like, I want to go in, like...
Yeah, and, like...
Bye, mama. Bye.
Yikes.
♪ Hey, what's up, girl? You got your mind right? ♪
♪ You know that everything you doin', you gon' shine bright ♪
♪ They like, what's up, girl? You got the vibe, right? ♪
Oh, my God, pray for me.
Pray for me.
Sutton.
Sutton!
I'm coming to you with my heart in my hands.
I just wanted to tell you that I'm sorry
for my part--
For my part in everything that happened.
Your part?
How about your part is the only part.
No, ma'am, mm-mm.
Like, I'm sorry that I pried into something
that you clearly didn't want to talk about, you know?
Well, I'm sorry that I upset you
by talking about your esophagus.
Behind your back.
And I'm not proud of the things that I said.
Mm-hmm.
Same.
I licked your armpit.
Sutton, how many friends can you say that about?
Armpit buddies. - Ew.
I'm embarrassed by my behavior, you know?
I'm just going to move forward.
I'm going to keep it copacetic.
I'm going to keep the peace.
I'm excited to come.
I'm glad.
Absolutely.
Bye, mama.
You guys, you excited to be in Spain?
Oh, my gosh. So pretty, you guys.
- Oh, wow. - Welcome to Villa Catalina.
Just to warn you that--
It's haunted?
- I've never seen anything. - I felt it.
That's what you're gonna tell us; I knew it.
What?
The first thing Crystal said to me
about this group of women was,
you ladies were not intelligent...
- Damn. - And you're very shallow.
Shallow?
So did you say that?
It's offensive that you asked me that.
- What? - Well, she's accusing you.
So I'm asking you. - I just--
Crystal, bring it down a notch.
Do not tell me to bring it down.
You know what else I want from you?
I want a thank-you. - For what?
For giving you something to talk about
and making your ass relevant.
Ooh!
Oh, God.
OK, don't make the little people come out.