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Do you want to come to Barcelona?
[cheering]
I'm bringing Merce.
I looked up to Merce like he was a god.
I want to release these ashes
and make this a really meaningful trip.
I would like to fix things with you
because I care about you. - Me too.
We said some really terrible things.
You've already lost two sisters.
Do you want to lose a third?
Go [BLEEP] yourself.
We're both gonna have to
start kind of a friendship anew.
♪ Turn up the heat
Guys, are you excited to be in Spain?
[cheering]
So pretty, you guys.
I'm Storm. I'm the chef.
We can tag team him.
Any time you want.
"The district court reverses the bankruptcy court's
turnover order regarding the earrings."
- Congratulations. - Congratulations.
I do need you to acknowledge that what I said would happen
is happening.
Do you think I would call myself a socialite?
But it goes back to--
Let me ask her a question!
You're acting like a hormonal teenager.
Whoo!
I need to get out of the car.
Oh, my God.
No, no, you're gonna be OK.
Crystal needs to be taken to a hospital right now.
I'm gonna call 9-1-1.
[sirens wailing]
[upbeat music]
[singing in Spanish]
♪
I just feel dizzy and--
Squeeze my fingers.
Squeeze on both sides.
They feel very tingling on top.
We're gonna get somebody here.
She's gray.
She's sweaty. Her hands are swollen.
Her veins are raised.
What if something is truly wrong with her?
You're supported. Everyone's here.
Do not worry.
We're gonna get somebody here for you really, really soon.
OK? Let's go lay down in the van.
This is not just, like, a lay down and drink some ginger ale
and walk it off kind of situation.
I'm sorry, guys.
- No, Crystal, it's not-- - Don't be sorry.
It's not a situation to be sorry about.
Honey, honestly, Crystal, when we know you're OK,
we will sightsee.
But, like, given Crystal repeatedly insulting
and degrading my profession--
Did you go to medical school?
You tell me you were an anesthesiologist
when I met you.
Oh, here we go, like, downplaying
my profession again.
The irony of what is happening right now
is literally shocking.
You know? Like--
Sorry. Not that that would ever happen.
[sirens wailing]
Here's the ambulance. OK, here we go.
♪
OK.
- Annemarie? - Hi.
- 177 over 108. - Yep.
There you go. - Whoa.
OK.
- We are going to let you go... - Yeah.
So that you can get treated
so that we can all make paella together.
I love you. - I love you too.
♪
Crystal, I'm sending you a big hug and kiss.
If you need anything, whatever, you text us.
Let's go into the chapel real quick.
Let's light a candle. - OK.
I've already done this.
I already prayed to the saint.
I already did this sh--.
Well, we're all gonna do it as a group.
OK, well, maybe we don't say sh--about a church.
Yeah.
I've had a chapel in my old house.
I've been doing this for years.
So welcome to my chapel.
Crazy, right?
- Why are we cursing at church? - We're not.
We're not cursing at church.
We're all going in together, collectively, ensemble.
What did the church ever do to you, Erika?
A lot.
Oh, were you raised Catholic by any chance?
- Yes, I am. - Me too.
[laughs]
I feel you.
I'm Catholic.
Baptism, confirmation,
married in the Catholic Church.
There's no one here with clean hands.
We're all sinners.
Do we need God? Yes.
Is he coming?
Certainly not for this group, no.
So, you know, I think we can light a candle
for our intentions. - Yeah.
[whispering] Is it OK if I don't light a candle?
You don't have to light a candle.
Jewish people don't pray in churches.
I can set an intention.
Doesn't have to be in the church.
Can be out of the church, around the church.
But setting an intention you can do
while you're brushing your teeth.
[dramatic choral music]
♪
Oh, let's light one for my dad.
Being in church is always a great way
to get closer to God.
And being closer to God for me
means getting closer to my father.
And then Crystal.
♪
Oh, he'll like that.
You know, people talk about suicide.
And in the Catholic Church, you go to hell.
I was raised Presbyterian,
so I believe that he is not in hell.
I think he's with God in heaven.
♪
Down on those knees, Annemarie.
I can't with you right now.
[sighs]
My intentions in life are to pick up, rebuild,
move forward, and be prosperous.
I'm happy that the appeal went in my favor,
but I'm still hurt that no one has really come over to me
and said, "Hey, I apologize."
There's dead people that money was stolen from.
- Really? - Those are----ing facts.
No, it's not.
You're not letting the legal process play out.
They hurt me the most because I care about them.
♪
What an amazing place to have a church, you guys.
Being involved once gets me.
A friend of mine dreamed about my dad the other day.
My father said in the dream for me
to know that I was right, that he was tired.
I hate fighting with Kyle.
So to have this moment
and to start to really rebuild our friendship
means everything to me.
I adore her.
I care about Sutton a lot.
And I was very hurt by the questions
she was asking about my marriage.
So I'm happy to accept her apology
and move on because I'm much happier
with our friendship being in a good place.
OK, y'all, let's go to lunch.
We're gonna go see Barcelona.
If we have time, we can go to the market, maybe some shops.
We'll see. How about that? - Yeah.
OK.
[upbeat music]
[ringtone chiming]
Hi. Oh, my.
Hi. - Oh, my gosh.
Crystal, how are you feeling? - How are you feeling?
Good, and then what are they giving you right now?
Oh, my God, of course.
We're just glad you're feeling better.
- Feel better, sister. - We're thinking about you.
[upbeat music]
[singing in Spanish]
♪
Look how pretty this is, though.
[acoustic strumming]
[singing in Spanish]
♪
- This is our guide. - Oh, wow!
♪
Hello! all: Hey!
Hola!
all: Hola!
Oh, yeah.
- Gracias. - Gracias.
all: Yeah!
Let's go!
[speaking Spanish]
Manolo.
all: Manolo!
[light music]
Look at this.
You guys, look how pretty that is!
Wow!
[laughter]
When I travel to a new city,
I like to find out where the closest Hermès is there,
and that's the center of the town for me.
Now we arrive in the restaurant.
Come on. - Thank you.
Sit down. Sit down.
That's what I use to guide myself.
It's my compass.
Gracias.
Muchas gracias.
- Muah! - Muah!
He's such a character. I love it.
- Such a character. - Oh, there's pork feet.
- Oh. - You should get that.
Interesting.
Hi.
Can I get a vodka with a pineapple juice?
OK.
- Rice and fish? - OK.
Uh, can you tell him that for me too?
Yeah.
Can I have Absolut soda with two lemons?
- OK. - Thank you.
Gracias.
[ringtone chiming]
This is my kids on the way to school.
I love you guys.
Daddy, I can't see you.
[laughter]
Do you say "daddy"?
When the kids are there, yeah.
No other time?
- "Hey, daddy." - Oh, there you guys are.
I've never called my husband "daddy,"
but I've called a few men lately daddy.
Love you, baby. Bye.
Oh, daddy!
That's like when you're really getting it.
Let's toast.
Let's just think about Crystal
and, you know, toast to health.
And let's try to enjoy the rest--
- Positive vibes. - Exactly, positive vibes.
Let's try to enjoy the rest of our day.
Yes.
And hopefully, she's back to the group soon.
- Love it. - Cheers.
- Cheers.
- It's kind of interesting
how you guys went from last night to today.
I know.
I take my profession really seriously,
and it's really like a part of me.
Do you know what I mean? - No, I know you felt very bad
not being able to go with her.
I did. I felt horrible.
Garcelle and I were talking this morning, you know,
'cause last night, the fake doctor
and the "you're not a doctor" thing, like, it's just--
it's really hurtful to me.
It goes back to, like, your insecurity thing, Crystal.
The girl who calls herself a doctor who's a nurse.
See?
Well, I think that all of that, quite honestly,
is in hindsight now, you know. - Yeah.
I can't imagine her ever saying anything like that
to you again. - I think you're right.
And I think that, you know, twist of fate,
that's the way life works.
What is important right now is that Crystal's OK.
Period. - And I agree.
And I'm gonna take this opportunity,
because Dorit and I had,
um, more than a hiccup.
There was something about how you talked to me
made me feel a certain way.
[dramatic music]
♪
[upbeat music]
♪
Taco Tuesday, which was a really tough night...
[dramatic music]
I just felt like I left my body.
You just attacked me.
I did not attack you. Calm down.
I did not attack you.
It feels like that was an attack.
This girl.
When I had said that, I wasn't thinking about--
- Race. - Yeah, I wasn't.
And it was because-- - But that's--
- No, no, no. - That's my whole point.
You called me a Karen.
It feels like an unconscious Karen behavior with you.
Do you believe that I said that with bad intention?
Yeah.
I don't think anybody here is racist.
And I can just say that. - No. No.
I don't think anybody here is racist.
But there are certain things
that make me feel a certain way.
My opinion is that you have lived a very sheltered life
and you don't understand the walk that I've had to walk.
♪
I just want to say that.
I really, really, really appreciate
you saying all of this.
I want to learn and know about your plight.
Just so you understand that this little bubble
that I lived in that you believe
is actually very different.
My father is Israeli.
We moved when I was very young
because we lived in a town
where we were the only Jewish people.
And my brother and I, people were saying
anti-Semitic remarks to us.
Some of my earliest childhood memories
was being teased and told, "You're Jewish?
Why don't you have horns?"
I have known my entire life the adversities
that I will face, my family has faced,
just because we're Jewish.
I'm not by any means comparing...
- I understand. - Whatsoever.
But I felt very much like
it wasn't a fair characterization of me.
So if there's anything I say or do
that, for whatever reason, triggers you,
please, tell me. Please.
Because I will make sure, no matter what,
that I never say it or do it
because I'd never want to do that.
I believe that.
Thank you for sharing that.
And I think that's-- if I can say one thing,
I know we all talk about the Birkins, and the bags,
and the fashion, but this is the stuff that really bonds us,
hearing your side of it. - It's the human experience.
It's the human experience.
And you don't know what triggers someone
because you don't know where they've been.
I appreciate you letting us feel OK enough,
safe enough to ask those things and not make it--
Oh, I would rather 'cause I think we can all learn.
- Exactly. - I'm still learning.
I'm still learning.
I learned about you today.
You know what I mean? I think we're all learning.
- I'd like to get to know more. - Same.
I'm really glad that Garcelle brought this up today.
I think it allowed us to go far deeper than we ever have.
And that's really gonna allow us to have a better,
stronger, and deeper friendship,
which is what I'm hopeful for.
OK, ladies, ladies,
my friends are coming to the house for dinner.
Tonight, Trevor, my friend I've known since my early 20s,
is coming to join us.
Trevor and I started with Merce Cunningham Dance Company
at the same time.
He moved to Barcelona a long time ago,
and I can't wait to see him.
And he's bringing some of his architect friends.
This is gonna be fun for me.
We really can't go in any store?
No, we need to go.
And I also want the ladies
to know a part of me that's not this,
you know, alimony collecting, gala going,
vodka drinking,
erratic, crazy lady
that they think I am.
You taking us out and not letting us shop,
you should be ashamed of yourself.
- I am sorry. It's not my fault. - And you know what?
You're going south very quickly.
- Come on. Up, up, up, up. - No.
Oh, God.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - This is a fan shop.
Come on, kitties. Come on, kitty cats.
Look at these fans. They are gorgeous.
I'm putting you on a timer.
Here is your three minutes.
You ready? - Mom!
I can do stuff in three minutes.
Trust me.
You should see me in a gas station.
I know my credit card by heart, so I can just, boom, be done.
The reality is, I have a good eye.
So in three minutes, I'll be able to see
exactly what I like, wrap it up, pay for it,
and be out the door.
I have been shopping
with Kyle and Dorit before.
I'm getting nervous.
It's too small and there's too many of you.
Get away.
Over here in the summer.
I suggest when your Amex bill comes,
you show up naked with this on.
Exactly.
And if I don't put a time limit on this,
we're gonna be here for the next week.
Oh, I knew they were in there.
No, I want to go in the jewelry store.
- Sutton. - What?
The fan is 300 years old, Sutton.
It is beyond.
Who doesn't need a hand-painted antique fan?
I do.
In fact, I need seven.
♪
[gasps]
Is this cute?
Two minutes and 15 seconds.
Come on.
- Pretty. - I'm gonna get this.
No dollar?
I have it. I have it.
Come here.
155.
- Perfect. - Are you sure?
Yes. Pay me back later.
Sugar mama right here.
OK. [laughter]
Look, I like to shop.
I just keep thinking, you know,
you need to be budget conscious.
But I really would love for someone to come in
and give me, like, 100 million bucks right now.
[laughs]
I'll put out later.
No, please, don't.
I feel like this would fit me.
We got to go. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Go, go. Let's go.
Let's go with this one.
Credit cards are out. Credit cards are out.
This goes on your finger, and then it goes like this.
OK, sold!
- No, no, no, no, no, no. - Sold. We've got a sale.
Let's just get all of them.
Is this one price for both?
Yes, it is.
Do you take American Express?
Hi, my name is Kyle, and I have a shopping addiction.
I'm gonna get this even though it doesn't fit me.
♪
Oh, timer. Timer.
There's the timer. Timer.
Coming up...
I can't wait to spread Merce.
Merce is in the purse.
Who are you?
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
[singing in Spanish]
♪
Crystal?
[door squeaks]
Come in.
Hi.
- Hi. - Hi. Hi.
You're OK?
Oh, my God, you're back!
Oh, my God, you're loud!
So what did they say?
No, it's just the high blood pressure.
So did they put you on medication?
Yeah.
- Really? - Yeah.
My family has a history
of high blood pressure, hypertension.
And it's something that I know that I've struggled with,
but I didn't realize it could get to this point.
But my doctor got involved.
Like, you know, Rob called him, so--
Do you feel better?
Yeah. I'm super lethargic.
- I would imagine. - I felt very slowly--
Your body went through a lot today.
Yeah.
Thank you guys for being so supportive
and, like, being there for me.
We were worried for you, honey.
Let me tell you something, we were worried.
- It was scary. - Yes.
We were worried.
It's OK. You made it. You made it.
- You did great. - You made it.
You did good.
- OK? - You did good.
It was so scary.
You know, my dad had always told me
the signs to watch out for a stroke.
Some people can't come back.
I've never been faced with, like, my own mortality.
- You made it. - And we're still here.
Even though you're back and you're with us and everything,
if you need anything, just tell us.
How can I leave my young family at 40 years old,
like, if that happened to me?
I really appreciate Annemarie being there for me
and putting aside all our differences
in a moment that was truly
what felt like a bottom for me.
But I just want to be OK for my family.
I just got to, like, take it easy, but I'm not gonna drink.
- Good. - No, you can't.
You know, I'll just drink a lot of water.
Thank you. - Join the club.
Oh, God, the sober Susies.
[singing in Spanish]
♪ I look so good
[singing in Spanish]
♪ You wish you could
♪ Gotta get up, get up, get up ♪
We're making paella tonight.
Oh.
I heard the paella is very authentic.
It's not what you're expecting.
Really?
Be open to the paella. - Yeah, be open.
[laughs] - Be open to the...
both: Paella.
♪
I think this is pretty. Do you like it?
I love it.
You're making me in a better mood.
You guys have had a crazy day.
It is mercury in retrograde.
We didn't do anything to deserve this.
It's just the shadow is cast over Mercury,
and it's gonna start turning around.
[upbeat music]
♪
- Hi. - Hi.
- Hi, - How are you feeling?
Um, I feel--
I mean, better than today.
That's for sure. - Good.
I want to rally 'cause tonight
is paella-making class.
And you know I'm not gonna miss that.
Oh, my God, that sounds like fun.
Yeah.
And I've been drinking water nonstop, so--
Good.
If you're gonna be putting so much stress on yourself
by traveling, obviously, you need to make sure
that you drink your fluids.
I actually have to go.
Take care of yourself.
All right, love you.
- All right, love you too. - Bye.
[phone ringing]
Hello.
Oh, it looks dark out. Where are you?
I-I'm still in the car.
I'm parking.
[loud squeal]
Wow. Where are you?
- Can you hear me? - I can.
The girls are good? The dogs are good?
The dogs are great.
The girls are--
[phone cuts out]
This is an annoying FaceTime call.
Ah!
I've got to bring Merce with me.
Jesus Lord, mercy, Mary and Joseph.
Sutton described them as "erudite,"
E-R-U-D-I-T-E.
Anyway, it means sophisticated and educated.
Whatever.
Y'all, come on. Dinner.
This house is very tricky.
Garcelle?
♪
Oh, don't use Merce. Come on. Dinner.
Dinner. Dinner. Dinner.
Bottom line is--
Bottom line is I'm drunk.
You're drunk.
We had lunch.
Can I have Absolut soda with two lemons?
Then you guys came over, had more drinks.
♪
And now, I got to go in this courtyard
and pretend to be--
- A paella-making master. - Yeah.
I don't even know how to make----ing
bacon, egg, and cheese.
[upbeat music]
♪ Going up, going up
♪ Going up, going up, going up, going up tonight ♪
♪ Going up, going up
Monica, Monica.
[laughter]
OK, we're going in.
♪
Hey! - Oh!
Look at you!
I'm sorry, I'm like-- this bag is--
Ah!
I'm the worst. Muah.
Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my God.
Did you bring the beautiful people?
Yes! [laughs]
Hello Hi.
I haven't seen Trevor in a few years.
We just got into trouble together.
Hey, Monica.
Benedetta.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
It's how I learned words like "conflama"
and "farkakte"
and what teabagging was.
[laughs]
Oh, you know,
I'm not opposed to it.
[singing in Spanish]
♪
- Oh, golly. - This is gorgeous.
It's so pretty out here, isn't it?
What do you want?
You know, I think, like, a martini would be good.
- Yeah? - Hello, everyone.
Hi! Hello.
Oh, gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous.
Hi, Dorit.
Erika, I'm afraid you're gonna, like, topple over.
- I shall not. - I want to offer you my hand.
- What is your name? - I'm Trevor.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, you know, we've been hearing about,
like, crazy all these days.
This is Trevor!
Nice to meet you.
We've heard so much about you.
So much about you.
We've really heard a lot about you.
And Sutton, she's a beautiful soul.
How can you tell if Erika's drunk?
Sutton, you're a beautiful soul!
I was just saying nice things about you, my darling.
[laughs] That bitch is lathered.
♪
- Where's your cocktail? - You should go ahead.
- No, you should go ahead. - No, you should go.
No, you're the guest of honor.
- You should go ahead. - No, you should go ahead.
♪
Coming up...
That for me was the great lesson of being with Merce.
Amazing artist.
I know you love Merce...
[gasps]
♪
[upbeat music]
- Hello. - Hi.
Garcelle, this is Trevor.
- Pleasure to meet you. - Good to meet you.
- You look beautiful. - Thank you.
You look good too. - You look gorgeous.
Absolutely gorgeous. - Oh, thank you.
Oh, wow.
How are you?
How are you two?
How are you?
- You look beautiful. - Thank you.
Wouldn't even know that you weren't feeling well.
- Hi, I'm Annemarie. - Cornazo.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
Is this a vodka soda?
- Oh, you like that? - Yeah.
- I like this. - OK.
- We have a fresh lime juice. - No, no, no, no.
♪
Hi, ladies.
Hello. - Storm?
We're ready for you.
You guys, everybody, let's go.
Hola. How are you?
- Very good. How are you? - Good, thank you so much.
Wow.
No.
First time.
I want to see his paella. - [laughs]
We have squid.
We have monkfish.
And how long have you been cooking?
Oh, for, like, 30 years, I guess.
Something like that. - Wow.
I was the chef in the beginning,
and then Storm would always help me.
He's my son.
Oh, I thought there was a resemblance.
- Yeah, yeah. - I love that.
I'm 10 minutes ahead of you.
I'm like...
[laughter]
I could see myself moving to Spain,
learning the language,
being with Storm's daddy, and being stepmom to Stormy.
I may need to burp him or breastfeed him.
- Yes, exactly. - Ah.
This will be a seafood paella,
and that's a vegetarian one.
Excuse me, we've got a father and son situation here.
- She's way past-- - We got to talk.
- Garcelle called it. - I already called it.
- She called it. - Go sit down.
I mean, Garcelle will probably win.
We'll be back. [laughs]
Her bosoms are bigger than mine.
[laughs]
Oh, wait. I heard that you
had a good convo with Dorit?
Oh, I did. I did. I did. I did.
I'm still learning. I learned about you today.
You know what I mean? I think we're all learning.
I'd like to get to know more. - Same.
I mean, we had a really great conversation,
I think, the entire table.
- You know what you did today? - What'd I do?
You let your profession ride over your personal sh--
and it was really nice to see. - Always.
Hi. You're OK?
Always. I'll always do that.
I would like to move forward with her.
Annemarie was amazing today.
I really saw a really kind and generous side.
And it really makes me want to move forward in our friendship
and start fresh.
[upbeat music]
- Oh! - Excuse me, gorgeous.
What did I miss?
Whoa, we missed everything.
Look how beautiful. - Wow.
Sofrito? - Sofrito.
That's like the base of the paella.
So it takes the taste of the onion
and the garlic and all that, and then--
Oh.
Steamy.
[laughter]
This food is so steamy.
- Steamy. - It's ready now.
- Oh, it's ready? - Oh, let's tell them.
- I'm so excited. - Everyone.
Trevor.
Trevor, where's Merce?
I brought him out and he was on the ledge.
You go get him off the ledge.
Crystal, she's back from the dead.
Oh.
Look at who I got to sit next to.
You did it on purpose, didn't you?
Hi. Where are you guys sitting?
Are you sitting there?
Thank you all for joining me this evening.
[laughter]
So...
I fully expect you to divulge
every single dirty detail about this one.
She was so mean to me.
I was really nice.
I tried to get her attention
and I'd throw paper clips over my shoulder.
And she would say, "Trevor, stop it now"
in that Southern drawl.
We've heard that tone.
Let the mouth go.
- Is there anything I said-- - You had you fun.
Let it go.
Who was in on the joke? Raise your hand.
- I'm in on the joke. - Who was in on the joke?
Raise your hand. - Just for a second--
Name 'em. Name 'em.
Name 'em. - What you did--
- Name 'em. - Let me talk. Jesus!
Sutton always act like she was in charge,
even though she wasn't.
[laughter]
I mean, I was 26 years old.
Sutton lived in Brooklyn.
Brooklyn? What a dump.
[upbeat music]
I was poor in New York City.
I would go to those places and buy, like, $5 dresses.
You know, I worked,
and I was truly independent.
And I loved it.
Trevor would arrange parties for the company
up at the studio.
I like hearing about young Sutton.
I was studio manager, and I was like,
"We cannot have shoes on the studio floor."
She was not always very wealthy.
She just likes to pretend that she was.
[laughs]
So Sutton, you hadn't met Christian yet?
- Yes. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was dating Christian. - Oh, you had met Christian?
I was dating Christian.
She met Christian at 14 years old.
14? Jesus Christ.
We met so many amazing people.
It was so much fun being with Merce.
Can I say something?
I know you love Merce...
[gasps]
[dramatic music]
Mm!
I don't know how many drinks she's had,
but Erika is very intoxicated.
It's not a good sign.
[crickets chirping]
♪
[singing in Spanish]
♪ Just pull me close, keep your eyes on me ♪
We met so many amazing people.
It was so much fun being with Merce.
Look, can I say something?
I know you love Merce, but Merce was in a Ziploc bag.
[gasps]
[awkward music]
Mm!
I'm sorry, but I have to agree with Erika.
Merce should not be in a Ziploc.
A little silk pouch or something.
But this is how people carry ashes.
They're usually in a big plastic bag,
like you get a goldfish.
Kyle's mother's ashes are in a bathroom right now.
Why are my mom's ashes down there?
Jesus.
Sorry about that, Mom.
I got scared.
I've seen so many movies where they show people knocking them
over and getting vacuumed up.
So I put them in the guest bathroom.
It's a very beautiful bathroom.
♪
This is so delicious.
So delicious.
Monica, where are you from?
I'm from Philadelphia, but I like to say
I'm from the land where Beanie Sigel is king.
Do you guys know who Beanie is?
Hell [BLEEP] yeah, I do.
He's a rapper from Philadelphia that I love.
Beanie Sigel. OK, we got to look him up.
So you build buildings in Barcelona?
Yeah.
'Cause you all have interesting things that you do,
and I'm curious.
Sorry, but you are with the number one architect
in Barcelona, which is her.
- He's very lovely. - No.
- He's exaggerating. [laughs] - No.
I mean, she's an icon.
You have to go visit Santa Caterina Mercado.
Oh, wow.
Amira didn't say anything about herself.
I will.
I was born in Sacramento, California,
but I grew up in Beirut, Lebanon;
Aleppo, Syria; Rabat, Morocco;
and Cairo, Egypt. - Wow.
My father's Lebanese,
and my mother's Palestinian from Gaza.
So does that make you Muslim or Christian?
Because Lebanese are also Christians and--
Yep, Sunni Muslim, because we also have many different
kinds of Muslims. - Right.
- Right.
Sunni, Shiites, and all kinds of stuff.
I am used to dining and socializing
with "erudite" via Tom Girardi.
I didn't get the opportunity to go to college,
so I have a high school education.
But I have a genuine thirst just to know things.
Erudites, they love to talk,
so I just asked a bunch of questions.
Provided they're not stuck up and looking down at you,
they're cool.
I'm an urban planner, and
I worked on downtown Beirut after the civil war.
Wow. Oh, my God.
In the '80s, there was a 15-year civil war.
Right.
They worked on a seed bank
in Aleppo, Syria.
Coming out of the Fertile Crescent, right?
Fertile Crescent, exactly.
I was told that Beirut is almost like Los Angeles
in the sense that it was the sea to the mountains and snow.
Exactly.
Still civil war there, yeah?
I don't know what happens to Erika when she gets drunk,
but she suddenly becomes like the world's oracle.
I don't know if you've ever heard of Gibran,
Kahlil Gibran, "The Prophet"?
Yes.
- Yeah. - Who are you?
It's impressive.
It's like watching drunk Rain Man.
[laughs] I mean--
Y'all, this is such a complete pleasure.
And, you know, I can't--
y'all--
Merce is in the purse.
[laughter]
[percussive music]
♪
[laughs]
I could watch this all night.
Merce been with me now for over 10 years,
as my son pointed out.
And I can't wait to spread Merce around here
in this beautiful sea.
Compliments to our chefs.
We scared away--
- Storm and his dad. - Storm and his father.
Storm and his dad.
I think that we scared away Storm and his father.
I think his father's in my room.
[laughter]
She's definitely hoping.
I will find out later, Garcelle.
Everybody, stand up.
Oh, everybody stand up, he said.
Viva España!
all: Viva España!
Aw, I love that.
Viva España.
- Nice. - Viva España.
OK, good night.
It was so nice to meet you all.
Oh! Lord.
- It was a pleasure. - Thank you.
- Such a pleasure to meet you. - So nice meeting you.
It was such a pleasure to meet all of you.
Such a pleasure. Good night.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
I'm in here.
- Girl. - Are we gonna get together?
[laughter]
What's going on with you?
I love that dress.
You know what? It turned out good.
- It's so good. - Yours did too. It's very good.
It's so good.
So get comfy.
- OK. - OK?
- OK. - OK.
[laughs]
Hi.
By the way. - What?
You surprised me so damn much.
How?
How do you know all this stuff?
She literally was blowing everyone's mind.
- Yeah. - It was a damn genius.
Yeah.
I've been fortunate enough to know a lot of, like,
smart people and ask a lot of questions
and things like that.
OK, you all have to leave
because the chef's dad's coming over.
- Bye. - Are you----ing serious?
No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
- Oh, my God. - I wish. [laughs]
Bye.
- Ciao. - Have a safe trip back home.
Thank you so much.
Enjoy the rest of your stay in Spain.
Thank you so much.
You were kind of goody-two-shoe.
I wasn't a goody-two-shoes.
You were not as comfortable in your own skin
as you are today.
No.
You have come into your own.
Thank you.
Well, that's why I always call you Lady,
'cause I knew you were gonna just grow up
and be a beautiful lady.
Thank you.
You're right where you're supposed to be.
- So is Merce. - And so is he.
So is Merce! [laughter]
He's right where he's supposed to be,
on top of my Dolce & Gabbana.
Very sparkly.
He would like it. Oh, I got to go.
I got things to do tomorrow.
[singing in Spanish]
♪
If I can get up.
OK.
[hiccups]
My head hurts.
Oh, you were so funny.
I'm dead.
What did I do?
She's a beautiful soul.
I was just saying nice things about you, my darling.
Merce is in the purse.
- [laughs] - Listen--
♪
[laughing]
♪
Hi--What do you have?
Yes! Amazing.
How you feeling?
I feel good. I feel a little bit low.
And I wonder if it's, like,
all the medication, you know?
Yeah, 'cause that's getting in your system, yeah.
Having high blood pressure is something
that you have to stay on top of.
And I know, like, it runs in my family.
She just needs to calm down.
If she gets riled up, that's not gonna help.
It's still high, but that's OK.
I mean, it's not gonna go down overnight.
Like, you know, it's gone down.
Yeah. - Right?
Crystal just started the medication yesterday,
so it takes a while.
Oh, my God, Erika, she was funny last night.
I think Sutton was not happy.
- Oh, no. - [laughs]
♪
Hi. Oh, my God, look at those--
those are not pajamas for sleeping, obviously.
That's what you're wearing today?
No.
You sleep in those?
I deliver flowers in these.
So this is the...
- Oh, wow. - Flower of Spain.
So we're gonna wear these.
OK. - And then when we want--
feel like we need to release whatever's inside of us,
we're gonna send them off into the ocean.
This ceremony is so important for me.
I'm going to release Merce's ashes
that I've been holding on to.
For the other women, I want them to think about something
that maybe they've internalized,
that they need to release.
I mean, I know you've had a year.
I think we all have this opportunity
to share something, to bring us closer together.
I didn't know the spiritual side of you.
Well, you know--well, yeah.
I can't see you, baby.
Dougie, you've got your game today.
How are you feeling?
- Good. - PK's in London.
My mom's with the kids, and my kids are fine.
But I don't travel much.
Why couldn't PK just be home
so at least one parent's home?
I would have liked that.
Hello, Pumpkin.
[barking on phone]
Hello, Pumpkin.
I think he can hear my voice.
[upbeat music]
♪
Our night was good.
We went into town. We went to Barcelona.
It was just nice to see more of the town.
These.
Why am I losing it?
I'm just--
Why am I losing it?
I'm----ing losing it. - What happened?
- I don't know. - What's wrong?
I don't want to--
I don't want to open the ashes.
Wait, what are you talking about?
What is happening?
What's wrong?
Tell me what is wrong.
I think that...
there's a lot of my dad wrapped up in this.
- I'm sorry. - It's OK.
You know, when I lost my dad's--
we spread them in Texas.
But then we each had, like, a Ziploc, and I lost them.
And I moved so many times after he died.
It's OK.
That's OK.
He's watching over you and he's not thinking about that.
It's OK.
They're not just Merce's ashes.
They're symbolic of my father's ashes.
Merce was one of the first people that called me
when my dad died...
with Trevor.
So all of these things are going in my head.
I feel like I'm also, like,
scattering my marriage's ashes.
Yeah, I get that.
Yeah.
I get that.
It's symbolic
of...
a big part of my life.
I was so angry for so long
about divorce.
It just consumes you.
Near the end of my relationship with Christian,
I thought it was a good idea if we separated,
go into a couples therapy together,
work on our marriage.
Once he moved out, he filed.
That emoji with the brain is exploding,
that was me
getting a call from my husband
telling me I needed to get an attorney.
And now, he's leaving.
You know, he's not leaving, but he's moving.
I'm-- yo solo.
I'm just--I'm alone.
I guess I have a lot of suppressed emotions.
My marriage, my dad's death, and then Merce--
you can't name any more three important men ever in my life.
And I gotta let them go.
I'm 52.
I have to be the 24-year-old girl
who moved to New York...
again.
Being alone can feel lonely sometimes,
but it also can feel good sometimes too maybe.
[bright music]
I know.
♪
Next time on The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...
This is a cute little town.
Last week, it was Bear Week here.
What's a bear?
A fuzzy gay man with a lot of hair and muscle.
[laughter]
It's been a long time,
and I have to release that pain that I have.
I'm sorry, the wind is blowing that way.
It's all over Garcelle's back.
Your Jimmy Choos.
Hey!
Hello, baby.
[singing in Spanish]
♪
You said you weren't sure if you trusted this group.
Trust is something-- and I've always said this--
it's earned.
Where are you off to right now?
I just have two second showings.
He has to say yes to more things
because the agency expanding so much--
so I'm like, if we're having an issue,
why can't you give that energy that you give to the company?
If there's no effort, we're not gonna end up together.