1 00:00:00,391 --> 00:00:02,263 Previously this season 2 00:00:02,263 --> 00:00:04,091 on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"... 3 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:07,050 [all cheering] 4 00:00:07,050 --> 00:00:09,879 Dean and I are so excited to present you 5 00:00:09,879 --> 00:00:11,446 the Las Vegas residency. 6 00:00:11,446 --> 00:00:13,187 [all cheering] 7 00:00:13,187 --> 00:00:15,102 I gave up fighting with y'all for Lent. 8 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:16,842 Game on, bitch. 9 00:00:16,842 --> 00:00:19,062 Did you know that it's $7 for a naked bundle 10 00:00:19,062 --> 00:00:20,977 of Denise Richards on OnlyFans? 11 00:00:20,977 --> 00:00:22,718 That is a----ing low blow 12 00:00:22,718 --> 00:00:24,502 to bring up my daughter's OnlyFans. 13 00:00:24,502 --> 00:00:26,983 You think I'm not gonna go as----ing low as I can? 14 00:00:26,983 --> 00:00:29,116 Have you met me? 15 00:00:29,116 --> 00:00:30,900 Viva España! 16 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:32,858 [singing in Spanish] 17 00:00:32,858 --> 00:00:34,121 [speaking Spanish] 18 00:00:34,121 --> 00:00:36,297 I'm not just letting Merce go. 19 00:00:36,297 --> 00:00:38,125 This is also about my dad 20 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:40,127 and release that pain that I have. 21 00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:41,606 Release the pain from my marriage. 22 00:00:41,606 --> 00:00:46,350 It's time to release everything, stand on my own. 23 00:00:46,350 --> 00:00:47,395 I'm 52. 24 00:00:47,395 --> 00:00:49,701 I have to be the 24-year-old girl 25 00:00:49,701 --> 00:00:51,138 who moved to New York. 26 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:53,749 If you have a stricture in your esophagus, 27 00:00:53,749 --> 00:00:55,446 chew your food more. 28 00:00:55,446 --> 00:00:57,622 Annemarie told me she was a doctor. 29 00:00:57,622 --> 00:00:58,623 Not a nurse? 30 00:00:58,623 --> 00:01:00,060 Crystal, you are being so extra. 31 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,974 You're such a bitch. 32 00:01:01,974 --> 00:01:03,585 You have to agree to disagree. 33 00:01:03,585 --> 00:01:06,153 I really do want to move forward. 34 00:01:06,153 --> 00:01:08,285 But a lot of fear in you isn't rational. 35 00:01:08,285 --> 00:01:10,070 So we have to talk about that. 36 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,768 That is true, if you're actually here. 37 00:01:12,768 --> 00:01:15,075 There's something going on in your personal life. 38 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,772 - With what, though? - Her marriage. 39 00:01:16,772 --> 00:01:18,600 People are really confused by our friendship. 40 00:01:20,776 --> 00:01:23,822 [dramatic music] 41 00:01:23,822 --> 00:01:25,215 Hey. 42 00:01:25,215 --> 00:01:26,347 Mau, don't be kissing me like that. 43 00:01:26,347 --> 00:01:28,349 I can kiss you however I want. 44 00:01:28,349 --> 00:01:30,220 I want to be in a place in my life 45 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:33,093 that I feel happy and fulfilled. 46 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,184 [upbeat dance music] 47 00:01:37,184 --> 00:01:39,142 ♪ Lose control 48 00:01:39,142 --> 00:01:40,883 ♪ Let the music touch your soul ♪ 49 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:43,146 ♪ And move, move, move 50 00:01:43,146 --> 00:01:45,931 ♪ I'll show you how you do it, how you do it ♪ 51 00:01:45,931 --> 00:01:47,281 ♪ Lose control 52 00:01:47,281 --> 00:01:49,065 You are skinny as a needle. 53 00:01:49,065 --> 00:01:50,588 You look incredible. - Thank you. 54 00:01:50,588 --> 00:01:51,937 - Skinny as a needle. - Skinny as a needle. 55 00:01:51,937 --> 00:01:53,200 Oh, my God. 56 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,114 All right, let's get this going. 57 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,550 OK. 58 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:57,204 People keep saying to me, "Am I misunderstanding? 59 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:58,683 Are you having a White Party at SoFi Stadium?" 60 00:01:58,683 --> 00:02:00,207 That's what I've been saying too. 61 00:02:00,207 --> 00:02:01,860 The White Party is very nostalgic for us 62 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:05,212 because this has always been about our family. 63 00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:08,040 Honey, you look gorgeous. - So do you. 64 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:11,000 I love you. 65 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,089 [laughs] Now how do we get out? 66 00:02:13,089 --> 00:02:14,395 We don't. 67 00:02:14,395 --> 00:02:15,787 I'd much rather put my energy and focus 68 00:02:15,787 --> 00:02:18,007 on planning a White Party than all the stuff 69 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:19,443 I'm dealing with in my personal life. 70 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:21,228 So the White Party is coming back 71 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:23,186 bigger and better than ever. 72 00:02:23,186 --> 00:02:24,274 - Oh... - Hello. 73 00:02:24,274 --> 00:02:26,015 - Hey. - My... 74 00:02:26,015 --> 00:02:27,495 - Hi. - God. 75 00:02:27,495 --> 00:02:29,453 - Hello! - How are you, my love? 76 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:31,194 Shi, shi, shi, shi, shi, shi, shi! 77 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:33,022 Welcome to our humble abode. 78 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:35,111 We just have to fill this up with all our friends, guys. 79 00:02:35,111 --> 00:02:36,286 I don't have that many friends. 80 00:02:36,286 --> 00:02:37,635 I couldn't fill up-- - [laughs] 81 00:02:37,635 --> 00:02:40,247 Honestly, I couldn't fill up this row, girl. 82 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:41,422 Hey, babe. 83 00:02:41,422 --> 00:02:43,337 Guys, this is my friend Luciana. 84 00:02:43,337 --> 00:02:44,642 Hello, y'all. 85 00:02:44,642 --> 00:02:45,817 Hi, hi, hi, hi. 86 00:02:45,817 --> 00:02:47,254 Hey, lovely to meet you, darling. 87 00:02:47,254 --> 00:02:48,516 Nice to meet you, too. 88 00:02:48,516 --> 00:02:49,778 Your event space is the field. 89 00:02:49,778 --> 00:02:51,258 So we'll go straight down to the field-- 90 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:53,608 - OK. - And we'll show you that. 91 00:02:53,608 --> 00:02:55,349 Is this the tunnel that, like, 92 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:57,133 I run out in the Super Bowl? 93 00:02:57,133 --> 00:02:58,265 - Yes. - Whoa! 94 00:02:58,265 --> 00:03:01,355 We're coming through! 95 00:03:01,355 --> 00:03:03,835 [whistle blowing] [crowd cheering] 96 00:03:03,835 --> 00:03:05,315 Whoo! 97 00:03:05,315 --> 00:03:06,838 [exciting music] 98 00:03:06,838 --> 00:03:08,579 Whoo! 99 00:03:08,579 --> 00:03:10,451 We have it all to ourselves. 100 00:03:10,451 --> 00:03:11,974 Yeah, Kyle, how did you pull it off? 101 00:03:11,974 --> 00:03:13,236 How did we get this? 102 00:03:13,236 --> 00:03:14,629 - I did a DirecTV commercial. - Oh, OK. 103 00:03:14,629 --> 00:03:16,326 - And it was massive. - OK. 104 00:03:16,326 --> 00:03:18,241 - There's your stage-- - I'm putting these back on. 105 00:03:18,241 --> 00:03:19,416 - Right there. - OK. 106 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:20,809 - Can you imagine? - No one does. 107 00:03:20,809 --> 00:03:22,202 Yes, I can. 108 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,594 I cannot believe that, number one, 109 00:03:23,594 --> 00:03:25,205 Kyle is having her party here 110 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,771 and that she asked me to perform. 111 00:03:26,771 --> 00:03:29,209 How would you feel, Erika, to perform? 112 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,558 Oh, my God! 113 00:03:30,558 --> 00:03:32,560 Of course. Are you kidding? 114 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,170 [all cheering] Are you kidding? 115 00:03:34,170 --> 00:03:36,172 Erika, you got this far. 116 00:03:36,172 --> 00:03:38,435 This is the warm-up for your Vegas residency. 117 00:03:38,435 --> 00:03:42,222 You have a chance to redeem yourself. 118 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,049 Erika Jayne is back. 119 00:03:44,049 --> 00:03:45,877 And she's at SoFi stadium. 120 00:03:45,877 --> 00:03:47,357 So take that. 121 00:03:47,357 --> 00:03:50,317 Can they add "White Party 2023"? 122 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:53,320 Of course. "Kyle 2023." 123 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,235 Oh, my God, no, not my name. 124 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,323 Why not? [laughter] 125 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:58,673 It's your party. - It's embarrassing. 126 00:03:58,673 --> 00:04:01,284 I learned about Kevin Lee from Lisa Vanderpump. 127 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:02,807 Gorgeous, right? 128 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:04,635 Wow. It does look beautiful. 129 00:04:04,635 --> 00:04:06,420 More bling, bling, bling, bling, bling. 130 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:07,856 That's all we need. 131 00:04:07,856 --> 00:04:09,858 Shi, shi, shi, shi. Beverly Hills, right? 132 00:04:09,858 --> 00:04:14,036 And if I'm going to be doing a party that is so over-the-top 133 00:04:14,036 --> 00:04:15,690 that it's at SoFi Stadium, 134 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:18,214 I need an over-the-top party planner. 135 00:04:18,214 --> 00:04:20,216 Kevin, we talked about the cheerleaders 136 00:04:20,216 --> 00:04:21,696 being out here already. 137 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:23,567 I would like them to make an entrance. 138 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:26,527 No, when you're walking out, they're gonna cheer you. 139 00:04:26,527 --> 00:04:28,093 No wonder you do Lisa Vanderpump's parties. 140 00:04:28,093 --> 00:04:29,399 [laughter] 141 00:04:29,399 --> 00:04:30,792 This is sounding very Lisa Vanderpump. 142 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:32,272 - I do that for you. - I need you to cheer me on. 143 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,708 It's for you, my dear. 144 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:35,449 [as Lisa Vanderpump] Oh, no, I would never let them 145 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:36,928 do that for me, please. 146 00:04:36,928 --> 00:04:39,279 Oh, no, please, I want to be humble. 147 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,541 Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. 148 00:04:40,541 --> 00:04:41,803 OK, when do I start? 149 00:04:41,803 --> 00:04:43,283 [laughter] 150 00:04:44,762 --> 00:04:46,329 ♪ I want it all 151 00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:48,636 ♪ I want it all, all, all 152 00:04:48,636 --> 00:04:50,638 ♪ They can't hold us down 153 00:04:50,638 --> 00:04:52,466 ♪ They can't stop us now 154 00:04:52,466 --> 00:04:53,728 ♪ I want it all 155 00:04:53,728 --> 00:04:56,426 ♪ I want it all, all, all 156 00:04:56,426 --> 00:04:57,514 ♪ They can't hold us down 157 00:04:57,514 --> 00:04:58,907 Welcome to the penthouse. 158 00:04:58,907 --> 00:05:01,083 [excited chatter] 159 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:03,433 - It's good to see you. - It's good to see you. 160 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:04,391 Welcome home. 161 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:05,740 [laughs] 162 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:07,089 Did you get home last night? 163 00:05:07,089 --> 00:05:08,395 Yes, just last night. 164 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:09,918 - Oh, my--how are you? - I'm good. 165 00:05:09,918 --> 00:05:11,354 You're probably better now that Porter's home. 166 00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:12,877 Yeah, she's fine. 167 00:05:12,877 --> 00:05:15,402 She's distracted now by the jewelry. 168 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:16,925 This is such a special day for me. 169 00:05:16,925 --> 00:05:18,579 I've got Porter home from school. 170 00:05:18,579 --> 00:05:20,450 I have had my store for four years, 171 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:22,322 and it survived a pandemic. 172 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,281 I really want to celebrate this new, 173 00:05:25,281 --> 00:05:26,978 strong, independent woman. 174 00:05:26,978 --> 00:05:32,549 And I want to show Porter that, as women, we can do this. 175 00:05:32,549 --> 00:05:34,682 So why don't we browse a little bit? 176 00:05:34,682 --> 00:05:35,944 OK. 177 00:05:35,944 --> 00:05:37,728 A classic tennis bracelet, if you will. 178 00:05:37,728 --> 00:05:39,730 What's fun about these is, 179 00:05:39,730 --> 00:05:41,950 it's not a typical tennis bracelet. 180 00:05:41,950 --> 00:05:43,299 We have it on springs. 181 00:05:43,299 --> 00:05:44,822 Uh-huh. I'm happy. 182 00:05:44,822 --> 00:05:46,694 But then you don't need anyone to help you put it on. 183 00:05:46,694 --> 00:05:48,957 There's no one to help me put it on, trust me. 184 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:50,045 Oh, my gosh. 185 00:05:50,045 --> 00:05:52,787 This is a 20-carat mint tourmaline. 186 00:05:52,787 --> 00:05:55,137 This is something that I just finished. 187 00:05:55,137 --> 00:05:56,834 Oh, those are pretty. 188 00:05:56,834 --> 00:05:59,881 In my previous life, asking permission was not fun. 189 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:01,404 Christian bought all of my jewelry. 190 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:04,364 This is like freedom. 191 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,148 I can do whatever I want. 192 00:06:06,148 --> 00:06:08,237 And there's no guilt around it. 193 00:06:08,237 --> 00:06:10,021 Voilà. 194 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:11,588 - Oh, no. - Oh, wow. 195 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:12,981 Those are pretty good, aren't they? 196 00:06:12,981 --> 00:06:14,591 Porter went, "Oh, wow." 197 00:06:14,591 --> 00:06:16,158 Why don't you show her that little ring 198 00:06:16,158 --> 00:06:17,420 you're wearing, Kelly? 199 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:18,900 This is a light blue diamond. 200 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:20,336 This is exquisite. 201 00:06:20,336 --> 00:06:24,209 That ring was $9 million. 202 00:06:24,209 --> 00:06:26,255 Brett, my business manager, would kill me. 203 00:06:26,255 --> 00:06:27,735 [laughs] 204 00:06:27,735 --> 00:06:29,519 Porter, what's your choice? 205 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:31,129 I like these. 206 00:06:31,129 --> 00:06:32,566 OK, I'm doing these. 207 00:06:32,566 --> 00:06:35,003 Those are $68,000. 208 00:06:35,003 --> 00:06:36,613 OK. 209 00:06:36,613 --> 00:06:40,182 I've struggled with a lot of things since my divorce. 210 00:06:40,182 --> 00:06:44,447 I think all of my children kind of saw me sink a little. 211 00:06:44,447 --> 00:06:46,884 And I really want all of them, 212 00:06:46,884 --> 00:06:49,757 but especially Porter, to see me thriving... 213 00:06:49,757 --> 00:06:51,236 Oh, those are so pretty on you. 214 00:06:51,236 --> 00:06:52,499 Aren't those so pretty? 215 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:54,283 For a graduation gift next year. 216 00:06:54,283 --> 00:06:55,719 - Next year. - Next year. 217 00:06:55,719 --> 00:06:59,462 And not see me being a cliché of a wealthy woman, 218 00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:05,033 sitting around planning galas in a muumuu with bonbons. 219 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:06,861 Porter, we don't do that. 220 00:07:06,861 --> 00:07:07,992 We go to work. 221 00:07:07,992 --> 00:07:09,907 And it's just been a long journey. 222 00:07:09,907 --> 00:07:12,214 And I think, um-- 223 00:07:12,214 --> 00:07:15,217 [soft music] 224 00:07:15,217 --> 00:07:22,442 ♪ 225 00:07:25,532 --> 00:07:28,404 I know. 226 00:07:28,404 --> 00:07:29,884 When we got married, I kind of lost 227 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:32,930 my independence a little bit. 228 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:35,411 And now, you know, I can't believe 229 00:07:35,411 --> 00:07:37,500 what I've been able to do. 230 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:40,547 I know. I'm happy you're happy. 231 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:42,766 I just want you to know, 232 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,725 like, going forward in your life... 233 00:07:44,725 --> 00:07:47,945 - Mm-hmm. - Keep your independence. 234 00:07:47,945 --> 00:07:50,252 Fall in love. 235 00:07:50,252 --> 00:07:52,515 Have babies. 236 00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:54,648 Never lose that person. 237 00:07:54,648 --> 00:07:59,479 And don't let that hard worker in you go. 238 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,176 I won't. [chuckles] 239 00:08:01,176 --> 00:08:03,265 Then you can buy me jewels. 240 00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:04,527 I'd love to. 241 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:07,530 - Yeah, you better. - [laughs] 242 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:09,271 Coming up... 243 00:08:09,271 --> 00:08:11,534 I wouldn't have extended my trip eight months ago-- 244 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:13,275 Yeah, but you did do that, bud. 245 00:08:13,275 --> 00:08:15,973 - I'm gonna be back next week. - No, honey, I get all that. 246 00:08:17,453 --> 00:08:19,194 Oh, my God, PK. 247 00:08:21,326 --> 00:08:24,547 ♪ If it's written in the stars ♪ 248 00:08:24,547 --> 00:08:27,681 ♪ Close your eyes and listen to the rhythm of your heart ♪ 249 00:08:27,681 --> 00:08:29,378 [laughter] 250 00:08:29,378 --> 00:08:30,553 Look out, gorge. 251 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:32,250 Look what's happening out there. 252 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:34,470 both: Oh, my God. 253 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:36,037 [screams] 254 00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:39,910 Wait, this is the coolest thing I've ever seen. 255 00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:41,999 - Oh, look at this. - Wow. 256 00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:45,525 Kevin Lee, you have outdone yourself. 257 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:48,049 Shi, shi, shi, shi, shi! 258 00:08:48,049 --> 00:08:49,529 Oh, my God. - What do you think? 259 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,878 What do you think? 260 00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:54,142 - Oh, my gosh. - Do you love it? 261 00:08:54,142 --> 00:08:56,187 - Look at the palm trees. - The scale of where we are. 262 00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:57,537 You see the palm trees? 263 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:58,886 It's all real palm trees. 264 00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:00,975 We just made it all white. - Oh, my God. 265 00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:02,629 Look at this floor. 266 00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:05,240 What on God's green Earth? 267 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:06,850 [laughing] 268 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:10,201 I want the SoFi Stadium ground 269 00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:12,247 to open up whole and swallow me right now. 270 00:09:12,247 --> 00:09:14,815 Is this hard to take off? - Impossible. 271 00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:16,033 Why is Kevin not getting 272 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:17,818 that this party is not all about me? 273 00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:19,297 Oh, I know why. 274 00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:21,038 He's used to throwing parties for other people 275 00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:22,997 that do think the party's all about them. 276 00:09:22,997 --> 00:09:24,215 Darling, I love it. 277 00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:26,000 [laughs] 278 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,046 Everyone's gonna be on the dance floor anyways. 279 00:09:29,046 --> 00:09:30,961 No one's gonna-- - Oh, no one's gonna notice? 280 00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:32,702 [laughs] 281 00:09:32,702 --> 00:09:34,835 ♪ Hey, welcome to the city where the party don't stop ♪ 282 00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:36,663 [upbeat music] 283 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:37,925 ♪ Bottles all around 284 00:09:37,925 --> 00:09:38,969 Do you know what you're wearing tonight? 285 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:40,405 - All white. - Well-- 286 00:09:40,405 --> 00:09:41,537 - [laughs] - Really? 287 00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:43,191 That's enlightening. 288 00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:45,541 I mean, that's actually good because I don't have to think. 289 00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:47,064 I only have, like, three things. 290 00:09:47,064 --> 00:09:49,066 ♪ Bottles all around for the shot, shot, shots ♪ 291 00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:50,938 - Erika's performing. - Oh, amazing. 292 00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:52,853 So I said to Denise-- 293 00:09:52,853 --> 00:09:55,203 she goes, "Oh, Erika seems like she's in a good place." 294 00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:56,813 And I said, "Yeah, I think she is. 295 00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:58,772 She's really excited about her residency." 296 00:09:58,772 --> 00:10:00,948 And she goes, "You can do that?" 297 00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:02,732 And I go, "What do you mean, 'You can do that?'" 298 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:05,430 She goes, "You can lip sync?" 299 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:07,389 Ooh! - Shade. 300 00:10:07,389 --> 00:10:09,609 ♪ Oh, boy, we got money in the bank ♪ 301 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,610 ♪ We got a lot, lot, lot 302 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:11,872 Wow. 303 00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:13,438 But wait, wait. Wait, wait. 304 00:10:13,438 --> 00:10:16,659 Why does it say "Kyle" in the middle of the floor? 305 00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:17,965 I wondered the same thing, but-- 306 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:20,445 Whatever. Not my party. I'm here to work. 307 00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:22,186 [upbeat music] 308 00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:24,406 I cannot find my white jacket. 309 00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:26,887 I think Lucy took it to the dry cleaner. 310 00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:28,323 I have asked you every day-- 311 00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:30,107 - She told me--Lucy--no-- - Do you have your white-- 312 00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:31,805 Lucy told she was gonna pick up everything 313 00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:34,503 from the dry cleaner. 314 00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:35,809 I'm gonna call her. 315 00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:38,159 ♪ 316 00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:40,422 OK. 317 00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:42,685 There's my baby. 318 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,469 Missing you. - Me too, honey. 319 00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:46,558 I can't believe you got this big thing tonight 320 00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:47,603 and I'm not there. 321 00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:48,865 I know. 322 00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:52,303 PK is still in London for work. 323 00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:56,394 He knew that this White Party was on the calendar. 324 00:10:56,394 --> 00:11:00,572 He knew how much it meant to me that he was with me. 325 00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:05,316 Eight months ago, PK, had you been in London all this time 326 00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:08,058 and had to keep delaying your return, 327 00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:10,060 I know that it would have created 328 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,540 a bit of resentment in me. 329 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:14,021 I wouldn't have done this eight months ago. 330 00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:16,719 I wouldn't have extended my trip because you were not 331 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,808 in a place that I would have been able to do that 332 00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:20,157 or wanted to do that, right? 333 00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:23,160 Yeah, but you did do that, bud. 334 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,335 You did. 335 00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:26,816 PK can say he's starting to understand 336 00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,209 my PTSD better and better. 337 00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:30,820 I need him to understand, "She's having an episode. 338 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,953 I need to go comfort my wife." 339 00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:34,606 I'm not seeking to irritate you. 340 00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:36,304 I'm seeking to understand you. 341 00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:38,698 But his actions don't show it. 342 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,743 I want you to put things into perspective. 343 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:42,179 I was with you a few weeks ago, 344 00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:43,615 and I'm gonna be back next week. 345 00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:45,052 No, honey, I get all that. 346 00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:46,662 I just like having you around. 347 00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:48,098 Well, thank God for that. 348 00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:49,709 Mm, not all the time. 349 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,580 Sometimes you're incredibly annoying. 350 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,538 Sometimes I don't get a chance to tell you 351 00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:55,889 about the sometimes, because I don't get a word in. 352 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:58,021 Oh, my God, PK. 353 00:11:58,021 --> 00:12:02,504 I love my husband, but I just hope, eventually, 354 00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,549 something can change. 355 00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:07,596 Because I have moments where I worry, 356 00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:09,729 will we be able to stay together? 357 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:10,991 [doorbell rings] 358 00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:12,557 Glam just got here. 359 00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:14,734 OK. Let's get you through tonight. 360 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,824 [dog barks] - Yeah. Bye. Bye-bye. 361 00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:20,870 Oh, my goodness. 362 00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:24,047 OK, Kayla, let's do it. 363 00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:27,224 [upbeat dance music] 364 00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:32,752 ♪ 365 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,275 Thank you so much, Jack. 366 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:35,972 Well, this is fun. Hello, ladies. 367 00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:37,495 Are you all the cheerleaders? 368 00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:38,932 Maybe. [laughter] 369 00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,585 I'm feeling--I'm feeling vibes. 370 00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:43,414 Amazing. Are you kidding me? 371 00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:45,416 I think my wife's hosting this thing. 372 00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:48,419 Where's Kyle? 373 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,161 I think I'm gonna do an updo. 374 00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:54,251 All right, OK. 375 00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:55,600 I like what you're doing with it. 376 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:56,993 To give you the snatch. 377 00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,603 How much more snatched does someone need to be? 378 00:12:58,603 --> 00:12:59,866 You're 30-something years old. 379 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,913 You have not done a show in four years. 380 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:06,524 So I feel the extra pressure to, like, 381 00:13:06,524 --> 00:13:07,961 what is this glam look? 382 00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,614 Are you feeling some hair around your face 383 00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:11,051 or do you feel like-- - Clyde, I can do anything 384 00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:12,487 you want me to do. - OK. 385 00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,141 - We want to-- - I can do a swim cap, bitch. 386 00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:15,533 I mean, I don't even care. 387 00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:18,493 ♪ 388 00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,582 John, will you open this door for me? 389 00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,673 Looks great. 390 00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:27,458 Thank you, ladies. 391 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,940 [all cheering] 392 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,289 Welcome, welcome. 393 00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:33,943 - How are you? - How are you doing? 394 00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:35,292 Nice to see you. - Good to see you. 395 00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:36,859 - Dope. Hi, honey. - Yeah, it's pretty dope. 396 00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,252 - How are you? - I'm good. And you? 397 00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:40,297 - This is so fun. - Amazing, right? 398 00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:47,261 ♪ 399 00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:50,568 You're very tall. 400 00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,788 This is freakin' real cool. 401 00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:54,442 I'm so wrinkly. 402 00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:55,660 Baby! 403 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:57,314 - Hi. - Hi. 404 00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:59,316 I mean, this is quite a spread, Mauricio. 405 00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,231 Yeah, we decided to throw something small. 406 00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:03,712 [laughs] It's so great. 407 00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:06,280 ♪ 408 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,672 ♪ We don't stop 409 00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:09,674 ♪ 410 00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:12,895 [laughs] This is incredible. 411 00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,375 Hi. 412 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,333 For someone who doesn't drink and would rather 413 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:17,769 stay home and read books, 414 00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:19,597 this is a little bit of a contradiction. 415 00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,817 But, I mean, wow. 416 00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,906 Go big or go home. 417 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,386 Yes, Kyle Richards. 418 00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:26,778 Hi! 419 00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,824 - You look so pretty. - You too. 420 00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:30,521 Wow. 421 00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:31,696 This is incredible. 422 00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:32,872 Is Kyle here? 423 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,874 Yes. 424 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,310 Girls, you look so cute. 425 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:37,485 What's your timing, Vera? 426 00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:39,617 Almost done. 427 00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,010 Lip and mop. 428 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:42,577 I think these need to be brushed again. 429 00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:44,144 And you might need to take a comb downstairs with you. 430 00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:46,102 What? I'm gonna comb in the middle of the party? 431 00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:47,712 Babe, look. We're gonna have to comb it. 432 00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:49,062 Guys, this is too much work. 433 00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,977 It didn't come with a comb. - [laughs] 434 00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:55,546 ♪ 435 00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:58,593 And now, your starting lineup. 436 00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:00,073 Oh, look at-- you guys are amazing. 437 00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:01,378 [both exclaim] 438 00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:02,945 Look at that. Look at that. 439 00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,120 Little walk. 440 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,818 Let's go, baby! 441 00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:08,777 - This is crazy gorgeous. - It's so beautiful. 442 00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,083 Should I get married tonight? 443 00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,780 - Yes. - Let me go find a husband. 444 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,390 OK, I'll be the witness. 445 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,392 I'm gonna find a husband and a pastor tonight. 446 00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:18,439 Turned out all this is extra. 447 00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:19,788 He's tight. 448 00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:21,224 - [screams] - Oh, no! 449 00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:23,139 - Oh, my God. - Cynthia. 450 00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:24,662 Really, Cynthia? 451 00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,231 Wow. 452 00:15:29,276 --> 00:15:31,104 ♪ It's expensive to be us 453 00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:35,238 Wow. 454 00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:37,110 So chic. 455 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:41,505 Oh. [all cheering] 456 00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:43,072 Amazing. 457 00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:44,204 - Really? - Ooh! 458 00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:49,383 No--I'm sorry, we're looking at Kyle right now. 459 00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:53,430 Kyle is on the football field. - Here's two, take one. 460 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:57,782 Um, people, we've got an entrance coming in. 461 00:15:57,782 --> 00:15:59,132 Anyone? 462 00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:01,003 Here are all the girls. They're walking in. 463 00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,004 They're walking in. 464 00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,919 Oh, thank you. 465 00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:05,616 Where is Mauricio? 466 00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:09,011 We've been looking for him since that memorial service. 467 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,795 Where is he? 468 00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:13,015 [tense music] 469 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,712 Portia, keep up, come on. 470 00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:17,541 [laughs] 471 00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:21,981 [upbeat dance music] 472 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,331 Oh, amazing. 473 00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:26,028 - Really? - Whoo! 474 00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:28,030 Kyle is on the football field. 475 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,641 Kyle is on the football field. - Here's two, take one. 476 00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,121 [laughs] 477 00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,603 Like, right now? 478 00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:36,821 I'm eating fast now. 479 00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:38,562 Portia, keep up, come on. 480 00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:39,999 Good to see you. 481 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,001 Look how cute she is with the family. 482 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,133 I know. 483 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,440 Look how beautiful you girls look. 484 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,050 Oh, my God, honey, look at you. 485 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,399 Oh, wait, where did Dad come from? 486 00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:50,531 - They got all tangled. - Let me see. 487 00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:52,054 Let me see. A little-- 488 00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,316 I can't do the twirl. 489 00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:54,709 Just a little one. 490 00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,058 You just did it. 491 00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,539 Oh, you girls are slaying. 492 00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:01,716 Take it down. Take it down. 493 00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:04,545 - That was an entrance! - Mwah. 494 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:08,984 Hello. Mwah, mwah, Jeff. 495 00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:10,507 This outfit looks good on you. 496 00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:13,728 [BLEEP] you, Jeff Lewis and your damn----ing podcast 497 00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:15,077 talking sh-- about me. 498 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,165 You've lost more weight. 499 00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,514 I am very fit. 500 00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:19,299 But I've never taken a diet drug. 501 00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:20,604 Fix it. - I did fix it. 502 00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,302 I fixed it that morning. - OK. 503 00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:24,086 I love you. [laughter] 504 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:25,218 - Hi! - Hi. 505 00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:27,350 Wow, you look gorgeous. 506 00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:28,786 - So do you. - Hello. 507 00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,747 The white and the makeup and the hair. 508 00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:36,577 ♪ I been falling for you maybe ♪ 509 00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:39,145 ♪ Been losing my mind 510 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:42,539 ♪ 511 00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:45,107 Oh, this is a big-ass thing. 512 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,935 Oh, sh--. 513 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,241 Kyle, this is amazing. 514 00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:50,286 - Thank you. - And we come to all the games. 515 00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:51,592 And it never looks this beautiful. 516 00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:53,072 I really should have some footballs 517 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,508 laying around for a little fun. 518 00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:55,639 [laughter] 519 00:17:57,772 --> 00:17:58,947 PK's here, yeah? 520 00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,427 - No. - Where is he? 521 00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:02,168 - In London. - Oh. 522 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,560 Hi. 523 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:04,779 - Hi, dear, it's been so long. - How are you? 524 00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:06,128 - Good, how are you? - Good to see you. 525 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,609 Hi. You look like-- 526 00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:11,264 like a beautiful little cheerleader. 527 00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:14,093 Oh. [laughs] 528 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,137 Is PK here? 529 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,183 No, he's in London. 530 00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:19,141 I know. I was just telling them. 531 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:21,274 Wait a minute, is pink allowed? 532 00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,058 I mean, I have white. 533 00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:25,452 Last time I told Denise that her jacket was upside down, 534 00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:26,453 and that did not go well. 535 00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:28,194 Is this on backwards? 536 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,804 Stop it. I know what you're doing. 537 00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:34,635 I don't give a flying-ass [BLEEP] about a jacket. 538 00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:36,811 I don't want to be the one to tell them 539 00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:40,728 it's a White Party. 540 00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:42,686 Whatever. 541 00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:44,558 Remember the first White Parties we did? 542 00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,734 Literally, we had to make up our own photo booth-- 543 00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:49,128 painted the stencils for the background for the photo booth 544 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,955 because we were on a budget. 545 00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:53,001 I think we even tried cooking ourselves one year. 546 00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:54,437 I don't know. 547 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,529 - Whoo! - [laughs] 548 00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:03,098 This is so amazing. 549 00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:05,883 - I know, it's really great. - Oh, I love your shoes. 550 00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:08,538 I bought some baubles. 551 00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:10,018 Is that going to be worth 552 00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:12,325 the kitchen in my beach house, those earrings? 553 00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:14,849 - Yeah. - [laughs] 554 00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,372 - Yeah. - OK. 555 00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:18,331 - OK. - Have you heard from Steve? 556 00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:20,289 Yes, I heard from Steve. 557 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:22,509 Maybe I should close my eyes. 558 00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:23,858 I think it's a bad idea for you to do that. 559 00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:25,381 Do you? 560 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:27,209 I heard from him, like, two days after he ghosted me. 561 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:28,515 Oh. 562 00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:31,126 And I just decided, you know what? 563 00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:32,606 That's not good enough for me. 564 00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:34,782 There's other Steves in the fish. 565 00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:36,827 - Oh, I'm sure. - I mean, in the sea. 566 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:37,915 I don't know. 567 00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:40,222 Listen, [BLEEP] Steve. We're good. 568 00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:44,618 I'm going to give my success on getting the second date 569 00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:47,186 and then, really, getting asked out on a third date 570 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,578 to Alessandra. 571 00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:50,058 I'm gonna to give it to her. 572 00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:52,103 When you first meet, if you could give them a hug, 573 00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,104 give them a hug. 574 00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:54,758 Give him a hug. 575 00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:56,760 - This is a good way to do it. - I'm not hugging him. 576 00:19:56,760 --> 00:20:00,155 I've become way more confident in how I present myself 577 00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,244 to men that I want to date. 578 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:05,247 But I've also realized it's not as important to me 579 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,683 as I thought it was. 580 00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:11,558 What I really want to date right now is my business. 581 00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:13,473 That's what I'm in love with. 582 00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:15,170 - I love you, baby. - I love you too. 583 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:16,563 Whoo! Don't touch me. 584 00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:17,955 We're not gonna-- give me some tongue. 585 00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:19,783 [laughs] 586 00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:23,222 ♪ 587 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,397 - How are you? - I'm good. 588 00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:26,268 How are you? - I'm good. 589 00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,052 Santiago said that he asked you, 590 00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:29,924 "How are you guys doing it at SoFi Stadium?" 591 00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:32,274 And you said, "I don't know, maybe in the parking lot." 592 00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:39,847 No, he said that you told him that. 593 00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:41,283 - Oh, he did? - And he thought that. 594 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,938 And then you didn't know how-- - No, I had no idea. 595 00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:46,419 The White Party really is a sentimental party to me. 596 00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:49,465 And him thinking the party was going to be in the parking lot 597 00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,641 really shows Mau's not listening. 598 00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:53,600 It was unbelievable, 599 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,645 doing the walk through at SoFi Stadium. 600 00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,604 Oh, my God, I can imagine. 601 00:20:57,604 --> 00:21:00,302 I am so excited to do the White Party there. 602 00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:02,565 Do I look like the kind of person that is going to have 603 00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:04,306 a party in a parking lot? 604 00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:08,441 Is Erika performing? 605 00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:09,920 She is performing. 606 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,705 What is she performing? 607 00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:14,534 She's performing some of Cher's biggest hits. 608 00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:17,406 Yeah. [laughter] 609 00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:20,104 All right, everyone, come. 610 00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:21,932 To the circle. [laughter] 611 00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:25,327 So we have not done a prayer like this in four years. 612 00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:27,634 - That's right. - And I'm-- 613 00:21:27,634 --> 00:21:29,418 It's OK. OK, I'll take over from here. 614 00:21:29,418 --> 00:21:30,463 Yeah. [laughter] 615 00:21:30,463 --> 00:21:31,986 So it's been a few years. 616 00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:33,422 I want to say thank you. 617 00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:35,032 You know I love you more than anything. 618 00:21:35,032 --> 00:21:36,425 It's been a long road. 619 00:21:36,425 --> 00:21:39,689 I hate what these last few years have done to me. 620 00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:43,171 To have everyone question everything. 621 00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:46,043 And you would be shocked at how quickly people turn on you. 622 00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:47,262 Look at me. 623 00:21:47,262 --> 00:21:50,526 Look at my----ing life. 624 00:21:50,526 --> 00:21:53,007 I asked him, "Why would you leave me 625 00:21:53,007 --> 00:21:56,576 with millions of dollars in lawsuits pointed at me?" 626 00:21:56,576 --> 00:21:58,752 There was a lot of times that I quit. 627 00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:00,841 I quit caring about how I looked. 628 00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:02,364 I quit caring about what I ate. 629 00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,497 I quit caring about what people thought about me. 630 00:22:04,497 --> 00:22:06,412 I wasn't gonna perform again. I mean, how? 631 00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:07,978 Who? Where? 632 00:22:07,978 --> 00:22:09,980 The only happiness that I really have in my life 633 00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:11,417 is on stage. 634 00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:12,983 And you are the people that make me happy. 635 00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:14,942 So thank you all for being here. 636 00:22:14,942 --> 00:22:16,944 Let's have a great show. Break a leg. 637 00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:19,903 Yes. [cheers and applause] 638 00:22:19,903 --> 00:22:22,863 Had I not gone through everything I've gone through, 639 00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:25,387 it would not have led me to SoFi and on to Vegas. 640 00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:27,737 I believe that thoroughly in my heart. 641 00:22:27,737 --> 00:22:29,565 On three, "pretty mess." 642 00:22:29,565 --> 00:22:31,045 One, two, three. 643 00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:32,655 all: Pretty mess! 644 00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:34,004 Honey. [all cheering] 645 00:22:36,311 --> 00:22:37,878 Hello, everyone. 646 00:22:37,878 --> 00:22:39,053 Oh, my gosh. 647 00:22:39,053 --> 00:22:41,403 Look at this sea of gorgeous people. 648 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:42,883 [cheering] 649 00:22:42,883 --> 00:22:45,276 Hi, Camille. We haven't said hi yet. 650 00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:46,800 I said hi. 651 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:50,543 Welcome to our White Party. 652 00:22:50,543 --> 00:22:53,241 [cheers and applause] 653 00:22:53,241 --> 00:22:55,765 We need a little entertainment. 654 00:22:55,765 --> 00:22:58,202 So who would we have? 655 00:22:58,202 --> 00:23:01,162 [dramatic pop music] 656 00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:03,556 ♪ 657 00:23:03,556 --> 00:23:08,082 So I decided to reach out to my good friend, 658 00:23:08,082 --> 00:23:11,477 Erika Jayne, who is making her way to the stage. 659 00:23:11,477 --> 00:23:13,261 Whoo! 660 00:23:13,261 --> 00:23:15,568 That's how you make an entrance, people. 661 00:23:15,568 --> 00:23:17,483 If it does not go right tonight, 662 00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:21,617 my God, the buzz, the momentum comes to a screeching halt. 663 00:23:21,617 --> 00:23:23,097 The pressure's on. 664 00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:28,494 The beautiful, the talented Ms. Erika Jayne. 665 00:23:28,494 --> 00:23:31,714 [cheers and applause] 666 00:23:35,588 --> 00:23:37,851 [upbeat music] 667 00:23:37,851 --> 00:23:39,896 We need a little entertainment. 668 00:23:39,896 --> 00:23:42,812 So I decided to reach out to my good friend, 669 00:23:42,812 --> 00:23:48,339 the beautiful, the talented Ms. Erika Jayne. 670 00:23:48,339 --> 00:23:51,647 [cheers and applause] 671 00:23:54,911 --> 00:23:57,000 Erika! 672 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,221 [Erika Jayne's "XXPEN$IVE"] 673 00:24:00,221 --> 00:24:03,224 [cheers and applause] 674 00:24:03,224 --> 00:24:09,970 ♪ 675 00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:11,232 ♪ Like a python 676 00:24:11,232 --> 00:24:13,408 ♪ Tick-tickin' like a time bomb ♪ 677 00:24:13,408 --> 00:24:14,714 ♪ Limited edition 678 00:24:14,714 --> 00:24:16,542 ♪ Gotta buy it with no try-on 679 00:24:16,542 --> 00:24:18,587 ♪ I purr just like a lion 680 00:24:18,587 --> 00:24:20,154 ♪ Knock 'em out like Tyson 681 00:24:20,154 --> 00:24:23,853 ♪ Everybody knows that I'm a million-dollar diamond ♪ 682 00:24:23,853 --> 00:24:25,507 ♪ I'm reckless, offensive 683 00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:26,987 ♪ I destroy your defenses 684 00:24:26,987 --> 00:24:28,728 ♪ My guest list is priceless 685 00:24:28,728 --> 00:24:31,121 ♪ Them dollars and cents, cha-ching ♪ 686 00:24:31,121 --> 00:24:33,515 ♪ It's expensive to be me 687 00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:37,824 [cheers and applause] 688 00:24:37,824 --> 00:24:41,218 ♪ Looking this good don't come for free ♪ 689 00:24:41,218 --> 00:24:44,657 Erika Jayne has just made her comeback. 690 00:24:44,657 --> 00:24:47,834 ♪ And I still don't give a [BLEEP] ♪ 691 00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:52,882 ♪ It's expensive to be me 692 00:24:52,882 --> 00:24:55,406 She got out there on the stage. 693 00:24:55,406 --> 00:24:58,584 She gave the people what they wanted. 694 00:24:58,584 --> 00:25:01,630 She's a real showman. 695 00:25:01,630 --> 00:25:02,849 ♪ That's just who I be 696 00:25:02,849 --> 00:25:05,329 ♪ It's expensive to be me 697 00:25:05,329 --> 00:25:08,071 [cheers and applause] 698 00:25:08,071 --> 00:25:09,725 Whoo, Erika! 699 00:25:09,725 --> 00:25:13,468 ♪ 700 00:25:13,468 --> 00:25:16,732 I put in work to change myself, 701 00:25:16,732 --> 00:25:19,605 to change my body, to change my mind. 702 00:25:19,605 --> 00:25:21,563 I wake up and I smile now. 703 00:25:21,563 --> 00:25:23,652 And I wake up and I feel good 704 00:25:23,652 --> 00:25:25,828 about the person that I am working on. 705 00:25:25,828 --> 00:25:27,569 You did such a beautiful job. 706 00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:29,789 You killed it. You're stunning. 707 00:25:29,789 --> 00:25:31,747 I'm so proud of you. I'm going to cry. 708 00:25:31,747 --> 00:25:34,707 [upbeat music] 709 00:25:34,707 --> 00:25:39,842 ♪ 710 00:25:39,842 --> 00:25:41,931 Everyone's asking me, they're like, "Where's PK?" 711 00:25:41,931 --> 00:25:43,498 I'm like-- - In London. 712 00:25:43,498 --> 00:25:44,934 He's in London. 713 00:25:44,934 --> 00:25:46,588 I think my main takeaway from this year 714 00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:48,851 is that PK and I have a lot of work to do. 715 00:25:51,767 --> 00:25:54,161 No matter how hard I try, it feels like 716 00:25:54,161 --> 00:25:56,467 he's never going to take me seriously 717 00:25:56,467 --> 00:26:00,167 and be as present as I need him to be when I need him. 718 00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:01,908 And maybe he'll never change. 719 00:26:01,908 --> 00:26:04,998 But do I have to accept that he won't? 720 00:26:04,998 --> 00:26:06,608 Can I? 721 00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:08,044 I don't know. 722 00:26:12,701 --> 00:26:14,442 Erika! 723 00:26:14,442 --> 00:26:16,618 - Erika! - There she is! 724 00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:18,359 [cheers and applause] 725 00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:20,883 Go, baby! 726 00:26:26,889 --> 00:26:29,326 Looking back, I think I need to understand 727 00:26:29,326 --> 00:26:31,981 that not everybody is gonna get along on the same level. 728 00:26:31,981 --> 00:26:33,287 And that's totally fine. 729 00:26:33,287 --> 00:26:36,682 But I'm always about pushing myself 730 00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:38,118 to become a better person. 731 00:26:38,118 --> 00:26:39,685 Whoa. 732 00:26:46,082 --> 00:26:48,998 You did a good job as a mother. 733 00:26:48,998 --> 00:26:51,000 And you did a great job as a sister. 734 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,786 And it's time for you guys to trust me. 735 00:26:53,786 --> 00:26:55,701 So your job is over. 736 00:27:02,316 --> 00:27:04,405 My main takeaway from this past year 737 00:27:04,405 --> 00:27:06,581 is really meeting people where they're at. 738 00:27:06,581 --> 00:27:10,411 I feel like I have grown in putting boundaries for myself, 739 00:27:10,411 --> 00:27:14,545 growing as a mom, growing that my boys need different things 740 00:27:14,545 --> 00:27:16,025 and respecting that. 741 00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:18,985 This is a better version of Garcelle. 742 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,735 Good Lord, life is great. [laughs] 743 00:27:29,735 --> 00:27:32,128 Thank you so much. [cheers and applause] 744 00:27:32,128 --> 00:27:33,869 - What? - [screams] 745 00:27:33,869 --> 00:27:35,088 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! Oh! 746 00:27:35,088 --> 00:27:36,655 Oh, my God! Sutton, are you OK? 747 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,308 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine. - Here. Hold this. 748 00:27:38,308 --> 00:27:40,571 Excuse me, I did not see the stage right there, obvi. 749 00:27:40,571 --> 00:27:41,747 - You OK? - You OK? 750 00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:43,400 Why do you gotta push me like that? 751 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,881 When I first found out that Christian was moving 752 00:27:45,881 --> 00:27:48,536 to England, I was scared. 753 00:27:48,536 --> 00:27:51,800 But being independent, being able to stand 754 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,933 on my own two feet, I've just tapped 755 00:27:53,933 --> 00:27:56,675 back into the business side of myself 756 00:27:56,675 --> 00:28:00,722 on my own and not leaning on someone 757 00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:02,419 to make it happen for me. 758 00:28:02,419 --> 00:28:04,552 I'm making things happen for myself. 759 00:28:11,646 --> 00:28:15,824 Me and my esophagus, we're doing just fine. 760 00:28:15,824 --> 00:28:17,434 No, wait, let's get one group photo. 761 00:28:17,434 --> 00:28:19,610 One group photo? OK, but where should we get it? 762 00:28:19,610 --> 00:28:20,742 Oh, wait, Garcelle. 763 00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:22,788 OK, ready? Group photo? 764 00:28:22,788 --> 00:28:23,919 Yes, one group photo. 765 00:28:23,919 --> 00:28:25,094 Squish in that way. 766 00:28:25,094 --> 00:28:26,356 Hold on. Let me fix the boobs. 767 00:28:26,356 --> 00:28:28,794 One second. 768 00:28:28,794 --> 00:28:30,621 I love you guys so much. 769 00:28:30,621 --> 00:28:32,754 Aww, I love it. 770 00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:34,756 [music slows to a stop] 771 00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:39,456 [birds chirping] 772 00:28:39,456 --> 00:28:41,371 All right, I'm gonna get you the watermelon floatie. 773 00:28:41,371 --> 00:28:42,764 Ready? 774 00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:43,809 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 775 00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:45,636 Oh, no, don't-- [laughs] 776 00:28:45,636 --> 00:28:49,684 You can't jump with your Popsicle in your hand. 777 00:28:49,684 --> 00:28:52,382 Oh, oh, you just want to lay out in the sun, huh? 778 00:28:52,382 --> 00:28:54,123 OK, I'm gonna go in. 779 00:28:54,123 --> 00:28:55,298 Oh, God. 780 00:28:55,298 --> 00:28:57,997 Oh, God, charge. Please charge. 781 00:29:00,303 --> 00:29:02,653 OK. [phone chimes] 782 00:29:02,653 --> 00:29:05,265 Oh, wait. 783 00:29:05,265 --> 00:29:07,484 Oh, my God. 784 00:29:10,487 --> 00:29:13,447 [thunder rumbling] 785 00:29:13,447 --> 00:29:14,753 [dramatic music] 786 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:17,146 Breaking news-- Kyle and Mauricio 787 00:29:17,146 --> 00:29:20,019 have officially split. 788 00:29:20,019 --> 00:29:21,368 Did they grow apart? 789 00:29:21,368 --> 00:29:23,109 Their kids are leaving the home. 790 00:29:23,109 --> 00:29:25,415 There's always been rumors about Mauricio. 791 00:29:25,415 --> 00:29:28,549 ♪ 792 00:29:28,549 --> 00:29:30,116 There's an article that came out today. 793 00:29:30,116 --> 00:29:33,336 "Kyle Richards and Mauricio Umansky 794 00:29:33,336 --> 00:29:36,209 have separated after 27 years of marriage." 795 00:29:36,209 --> 00:29:37,732 Yeah. - Oh, my God. 796 00:29:37,732 --> 00:29:39,212 It's in "People"? 797 00:29:39,212 --> 00:29:41,692 Kyle never, ever gave an indication 798 00:29:41,692 --> 00:29:43,738 that they were separating. 799 00:29:43,738 --> 00:29:46,393 It's pretty----ed up. 800 00:29:46,393 --> 00:29:51,877 Did the "People" magazine exclusive come from Kyle 801 00:29:51,877 --> 00:29:54,053 as a way to get ahead 802 00:29:54,053 --> 00:29:57,056 of what everybody else is saying about her? 803 00:29:57,056 --> 00:29:58,753 So I guess the question is sort of, 804 00:29:58,753 --> 00:30:00,015 who planted this story? 805 00:30:00,015 --> 00:30:01,582 You want conjecture? 806 00:30:01,582 --> 00:30:03,540 Morgan told "People" magazine that they were separated-- 807 00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:05,107 Let me tell you something right now, Rob Minkoff. 808 00:30:05,107 --> 00:30:07,327 You're in crazy director mode. 809 00:30:07,327 --> 00:30:09,851 You are seriously storyboarding a movie right now. 810 00:30:09,851 --> 00:30:11,113 That's what happens. 811 00:30:11,113 --> 00:30:13,333 This didn't happen overnight. 812 00:30:13,333 --> 00:30:14,508 No. 813 00:30:14,508 --> 00:30:17,424 - And I think the truth is-- - Yeah? 814 00:30:17,424 --> 00:30:20,514 She always said about problems in her marriage 815 00:30:20,514 --> 00:30:22,951 But, like, leading up to this, 816 00:30:22,951 --> 00:30:25,388 we've got a missing wedding band. 817 00:30:25,388 --> 00:30:27,086 We've got exercising a lot. 818 00:30:27,086 --> 00:30:28,696 We've got-- - How many tattoos? 819 00:30:28,696 --> 00:30:30,002 Not drinking. 820 00:30:30,002 --> 00:30:31,307 Do you have nonalcoholic beer? 821 00:30:31,307 --> 00:30:33,222 We've got tattoos. 822 00:30:33,222 --> 00:30:35,007 And I'm asking questions. 823 00:30:35,007 --> 00:30:36,835 And I'm getting in trouble. 824 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,271 Methinks she doth-- 825 00:30:38,271 --> 00:30:39,794 Protest too much? 826 00:30:39,794 --> 00:30:44,190 I think that Kyle was lying to us this whole time. 827 00:30:44,190 --> 00:30:45,365 I think you're right. 828 00:30:45,365 --> 00:30:48,542 To me, this is sus. 829 00:30:48,542 --> 00:30:50,631 Which part is sus? 830 00:30:50,631 --> 00:30:52,154 The whole thing. 831 00:30:52,154 --> 00:30:53,721 Holy sh--. 832 00:30:53,721 --> 00:31:00,684 ♪ 833 00:31:05,211 --> 00:31:06,952 [sighs] 834 00:31:06,952 --> 00:31:10,477 [tense music] 835 00:31:10,477 --> 00:31:12,174 [sighs] 836 00:31:16,483 --> 00:31:19,442 [sighs] 837 00:31:19,442 --> 00:31:21,836 When the "People" magazine article came out, 838 00:31:21,836 --> 00:31:23,533 I was with Mau and the girls. 839 00:31:23,533 --> 00:31:26,188 And all of our phones just started blowing up. 840 00:31:26,188 --> 00:31:28,451 [blender whirs] 841 00:31:28,451 --> 00:31:32,325 Mau was really focused on who gave the story. 842 00:31:32,325 --> 00:31:36,807 And I was more focused on, you know, 843 00:31:36,807 --> 00:31:38,244 how it was affecting all of us. 844 00:31:38,244 --> 00:31:41,595 I saw Alexia start to cry. 845 00:31:41,595 --> 00:31:46,078 We got in the car, all of us, and it was this weird-- 846 00:31:46,078 --> 00:31:50,299 like, nobody knew what to do or say. 847 00:31:50,299 --> 00:31:52,345 [somber music] 848 00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:57,002 It just felt like my whole life was over in that moment, 849 00:31:57,002 --> 00:31:59,613 the life as I knew it. 850 00:31:59,613 --> 00:32:06,576 ♪ 851 00:32:08,056 --> 00:32:09,231 Hey, you. 852 00:32:09,231 --> 00:32:12,278 You look so good. 853 00:32:12,278 --> 00:32:15,585 Hey, tiny. [laughs] 854 00:32:15,585 --> 00:32:16,760 How are you? 855 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,111 - You look cute. - Thank you. You too. 856 00:32:19,111 --> 00:32:20,329 Can I get you anything? - Yeah. 857 00:32:20,329 --> 00:32:21,461 Let's go have a-- let's go have a sit-down. 858 00:32:21,461 --> 00:32:22,418 We'll grab a tea or something. 859 00:32:22,418 --> 00:32:23,724 Then we'll go sit in here. 860 00:32:23,724 --> 00:32:25,639 When I filed for divorce and then subsequently 861 00:32:25,639 --> 00:32:27,336 everything else happened, I just felt 862 00:32:27,336 --> 00:32:31,253 so overwhelmed and very alone. 863 00:32:31,253 --> 00:32:33,386 It's important for me to be here for Kyle now 864 00:32:33,386 --> 00:32:34,778 because she was always good to me. 865 00:32:34,778 --> 00:32:36,780 I am so sorry to unload all of this on you. 866 00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:38,260 Erika, that is what friends are for. 867 00:32:38,260 --> 00:32:39,783 And we're not here for just-- 868 00:32:39,783 --> 00:32:41,655 I know, we're not here for the good times. 869 00:32:41,655 --> 00:32:43,787 She didn't shade me. She didn't push me out. 870 00:32:43,787 --> 00:32:45,528 She didn't judge me. 871 00:32:45,528 --> 00:32:46,877 If you care about people, you show up for them 872 00:32:46,877 --> 00:32:49,402 when they need you the most. 873 00:32:49,402 --> 00:32:51,230 First off, I want to say one thing. 874 00:32:51,230 --> 00:32:53,536 I feel like I kind of almost semi-need 875 00:32:53,536 --> 00:32:56,409 to acknowledge/apologize for the fact 876 00:32:56,409 --> 00:32:59,847 that I have not been the most observant of friends. 877 00:32:59,847 --> 00:33:03,677 Because at that dinner table, I literally did not know. 878 00:33:03,677 --> 00:33:06,375 Is there something going on in your personal life 879 00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:07,550 that you would like to share? 880 00:33:07,550 --> 00:33:10,031 - With what, though? - Her marriage. 881 00:33:10,031 --> 00:33:11,511 Really? 882 00:33:11,511 --> 00:33:13,426 I'm your friend, and I don't think 883 00:33:13,426 --> 00:33:15,036 there's anything wrong with your marriage. 884 00:33:15,036 --> 00:33:18,822 But I want you to know that if I have missed something 885 00:33:18,822 --> 00:33:22,087 or I have not been the most attentive friend, 886 00:33:22,087 --> 00:33:23,610 I'm very sorry. 887 00:33:23,610 --> 00:33:26,656 There wasn't really anything to observe 888 00:33:26,656 --> 00:33:29,746 because we've been, like, dealing with things privately. 889 00:33:29,746 --> 00:33:30,921 Like what? 890 00:33:30,921 --> 00:33:33,968 I mean... I don't know. 891 00:33:33,968 --> 00:33:36,753 I mean, 892 00:33:36,753 --> 00:33:38,494 I guess I feel bad even talking about all this stuff 893 00:33:38,494 --> 00:33:40,888 because, I mean, like, I think the hardest part 894 00:33:40,888 --> 00:33:42,933 about what we're going through 895 00:33:42,933 --> 00:33:44,848 is that there isn't one big, huge thing. 896 00:33:44,848 --> 00:33:46,111 Yeah. 897 00:33:46,111 --> 00:33:47,982 That's the hardest part for me. 898 00:33:47,982 --> 00:33:49,723 Yeah, you can't point to one thing and say, "That's it, 899 00:33:49,723 --> 00:33:51,681 and so therefore I make my decision." 900 00:33:51,681 --> 00:33:52,856 Right, exactly. 901 00:33:52,856 --> 00:33:54,554 Well, you kind of feel like a bad guy. 902 00:33:54,554 --> 00:33:57,122 It's these things that I've been, like, needing 903 00:33:57,122 --> 00:34:00,342 and wanting more from my marriage... 904 00:34:00,342 --> 00:34:03,215 ♪ 905 00:34:03,215 --> 00:34:07,306 That, you know, I just can't get. 906 00:34:07,306 --> 00:34:09,525 And since that article came out, 907 00:34:09,525 --> 00:34:11,484 it's like I'm seeing, you know, 908 00:34:11,484 --> 00:34:14,095 "Oh, obviously, it's because Mau cheated," 909 00:34:14,095 --> 00:34:16,315 or, "Now Kyle has cheated." 910 00:34:16,315 --> 00:34:18,012 And what is the truth with that? 911 00:34:18,012 --> 00:34:20,101 There's literally nothing to do with anybody else. 912 00:34:20,101 --> 00:34:21,581 This is really just about Mau and me. 913 00:34:21,581 --> 00:34:23,191 It's not about our family. 914 00:34:23,191 --> 00:34:24,845 It's not about external family. 915 00:34:24,845 --> 00:34:28,066 It's not about another person on his side or my side. 916 00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:30,416 This is just about Mau and me. 917 00:34:30,416 --> 00:34:32,287 Has he acknowledged, like, how-- 918 00:34:32,287 --> 00:34:34,507 how painful this is for you or not, or what? 919 00:34:34,507 --> 00:34:36,161 I think that he's more like 920 00:34:36,161 --> 00:34:37,510 the person that likes to pretend 921 00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:38,989 like everything's OK. 922 00:34:38,989 --> 00:34:40,208 Yeah. 923 00:34:40,208 --> 00:34:41,862 Which makes it hard sometimes. 924 00:34:41,862 --> 00:34:43,124 Yeah, all the time. 925 00:34:43,124 --> 00:34:44,256 "Everything's fine. Don't worry about it. 926 00:34:44,256 --> 00:34:45,822 It's gonna be great." 927 00:34:45,822 --> 00:34:47,650 That's what I was told. 928 00:34:47,650 --> 00:34:50,871 When we first met, you know, we were really opposites. 929 00:34:50,871 --> 00:34:52,525 - Oh, really? - Complete opposites. 930 00:34:52,525 --> 00:34:54,266 - Oh, wow. - And that worked. 931 00:34:54,266 --> 00:34:55,615 - Right. - You know, I always would joke 932 00:34:55,615 --> 00:34:58,139 and say if it wasn't for me, he would be dead, 933 00:34:58,139 --> 00:34:59,662 because I keep him safe. 934 00:34:59,662 --> 00:35:01,403 And if it wasn't for him, you know, 935 00:35:01,403 --> 00:35:02,796 I would never take chances in life. 936 00:35:02,796 --> 00:35:04,363 Oh, wow. I did not know-- 937 00:35:04,363 --> 00:35:05,973 - And that worked. - Yeah. 938 00:35:05,973 --> 00:35:08,236 Also, like, we always grew because, you know, 939 00:35:08,236 --> 00:35:10,673 we've been together since our early 20s. 940 00:35:10,673 --> 00:35:12,632 Which, by the way, is a really long time. 941 00:35:12,632 --> 00:35:14,634 I know. And it is very admirable. 942 00:35:14,634 --> 00:35:17,724 And it's always been, you know, something I'm very proud of. 943 00:35:17,724 --> 00:35:19,334 You should still be proud, girl. 944 00:35:19,334 --> 00:35:21,641 - I'm not proud right now. - Why? 945 00:35:21,641 --> 00:35:24,034 Because you're human? Because you have problems? 946 00:35:24,034 --> 00:35:26,428 Because it's not--listen-- - Because it's a letdown. 947 00:35:26,428 --> 00:35:28,169 It's not a letdown. For whom? 948 00:35:28,169 --> 00:35:29,910 For me, for him, for the kids. 949 00:35:29,910 --> 00:35:31,216 No. 950 00:35:31,216 --> 00:35:32,521 For people who don't even know us. 951 00:35:32,521 --> 00:35:34,480 [dramatic music] 952 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,743 I mean, complete strangers are like, 953 00:35:36,743 --> 00:35:38,658 you know, "We looked up to you guys. 954 00:35:38,658 --> 00:35:41,748 "And you made us believe in true love, 955 00:35:41,748 --> 00:35:43,271 and now it's gone." - This is true love. 956 00:35:43,271 --> 00:35:45,230 No, this is true love. Listen to me. 957 00:35:45,230 --> 00:35:47,057 There are only two people in this marriage. 958 00:35:47,057 --> 00:35:50,713 So everybody else's opinion can [BLEEP] off. 959 00:35:50,713 --> 00:35:52,411 You have to make yourself happy. 960 00:35:52,411 --> 00:35:53,934 You've raised these girls. 961 00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:56,023 You've been a good wife to this man. 962 00:35:56,023 --> 00:35:59,069 You've been a great sister, a great daughter. 963 00:35:59,069 --> 00:36:02,203 But if you're not happy inside, whatever that means for you, 964 00:36:02,203 --> 00:36:05,380 you must take that time and find out what you need 965 00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:07,382 and where need to go with this life. 966 00:36:07,382 --> 00:36:08,818 And if we can't work it out? 967 00:36:08,818 --> 00:36:13,606 ♪ 968 00:36:16,565 --> 00:36:19,307 [somber music] 969 00:36:19,307 --> 00:36:24,486 ♪ 970 00:36:24,486 --> 00:36:25,966 Peace and stress relief. 971 00:36:25,966 --> 00:36:27,837 This seems like a good tea for today. 972 00:36:27,837 --> 00:36:30,013 What are you doing? Making a tea? 973 00:36:30,013 --> 00:36:31,841 Making a tea and eating some candy. 974 00:36:31,841 --> 00:36:34,148 Where are you coming or going to right now? 975 00:36:34,148 --> 00:36:36,411 We're opening a new office in Panama. 976 00:36:36,411 --> 00:36:38,239 And you have to show your face? 977 00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:39,327 Yeah. 978 00:36:39,327 --> 00:36:40,850 Farrah is on her way here. 979 00:36:40,850 --> 00:36:43,592 Things have been a lot more uncomfortable 980 00:36:43,592 --> 00:36:46,204 with Mau and me ever since the article came out, 981 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:48,771 I think because it made it just so much more real. 982 00:36:48,771 --> 00:36:51,818 I'm just glad it's you, the one that's, you know, 983 00:36:51,818 --> 00:36:53,689 out there having an affair. 984 00:36:53,689 --> 00:36:56,039 Well, for once, it's me. 985 00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:58,303 [tense music] 986 00:36:58,303 --> 00:37:02,698 I feel like my kids have basically lived a fairy tale. 987 00:37:02,698 --> 00:37:05,701 But then I felt like the article coming out, 988 00:37:05,701 --> 00:37:07,529 they thought that the rug had been pulled out 989 00:37:07,529 --> 00:37:08,878 from underneath them, 990 00:37:08,878 --> 00:37:11,359 because things are worse than we let on to be. 991 00:37:11,359 --> 00:37:13,274 - Hi. - Hello. 992 00:37:13,274 --> 00:37:14,884 - Oh, Farrah? - Hello. 993 00:37:14,884 --> 00:37:15,929 - I'm gonna go-- - Farrah's here. 994 00:37:15,929 --> 00:37:17,365 - Get a glass of wine. - Hold on. 995 00:37:17,365 --> 00:37:18,932 Let me get the girls to come down. 996 00:37:18,932 --> 00:37:23,110 Girls, can you all come down to the living room, please? 997 00:37:23,110 --> 00:37:25,721 I just felt so bad to let them down, 998 00:37:25,721 --> 00:37:28,333 because we really did have an amazing marriage 999 00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:30,639 for a long time. 1000 00:37:30,639 --> 00:37:32,685 Why are we being summoned to the living room? 1001 00:37:32,685 --> 00:37:34,208 You're being summoned. 1002 00:37:34,208 --> 00:37:35,949 We're bringing you to the principal's office. 1003 00:37:35,949 --> 00:37:37,690 I'm trying to think of everything I've done wrong. 1004 00:37:37,690 --> 00:37:39,474 Does it feel like the principal's office right now? 1005 00:37:39,474 --> 00:37:41,476 Not that I went there many times, but-- 1006 00:37:41,476 --> 00:37:42,825 We'll start when Dad comes in here. 1007 00:37:42,825 --> 00:37:46,002 But we just wanted to talk about all the stuff 1008 00:37:46,002 --> 00:37:49,310 that's come out, you know, wanting this to be 1009 00:37:49,310 --> 00:37:50,877 more of an open conversation. 1010 00:37:50,877 --> 00:37:53,227 I'm waiting for you. I was just-- 1011 00:37:53,227 --> 00:37:55,142 - Prefacing. - Yeah. 1012 00:37:55,142 --> 00:37:57,057 We wanted to clear anything up for you, 1013 00:37:57,057 --> 00:38:01,279 if you guys are worried or have questions or anything. 1014 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:02,758 So... 1015 00:38:02,758 --> 00:38:04,282 I mean, I think the most important thing is just 1016 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:06,196 for you guys to know we haven't told you guys everything 1017 00:38:06,196 --> 00:38:08,851 because we try to protect you. 1018 00:38:08,851 --> 00:38:10,636 And then all of a sudden, you kind of get blindsided 1019 00:38:10,636 --> 00:38:12,594 by this public news. 1020 00:38:12,594 --> 00:38:13,987 And then you don't know about it. 1021 00:38:13,987 --> 00:38:15,945 It's probably difficult. I just wanted to make sure 1022 00:38:15,945 --> 00:38:17,599 that we were open and that you guys knew 1023 00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:19,775 what we were going through 1024 00:38:19,775 --> 00:38:22,038 and see if there was any questions and-- 1025 00:38:22,038 --> 00:38:23,779 You know, I do want you guys to know 1026 00:38:23,779 --> 00:38:27,217 we haven't talked about divorce. 1027 00:38:27,217 --> 00:38:28,958 Just so you guys know that. 1028 00:38:28,958 --> 00:38:33,006 Obviously, we're no stranger to rumors. 1029 00:38:33,006 --> 00:38:34,834 All those other times, they were just rumors 1030 00:38:34,834 --> 00:38:36,183 that came out of nowhere. 1031 00:38:36,183 --> 00:38:38,446 And this time, we all know that you guys 1032 00:38:38,446 --> 00:38:40,796 aren't having the best year, 1033 00:38:40,796 --> 00:38:42,885 so it kind of hit a little different. 1034 00:38:42,885 --> 00:38:44,931 And then everyone reaching out 1035 00:38:44,931 --> 00:38:47,150 just made it that much more overwhelming. 1036 00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:48,978 Maybe this is a good opportunity 1037 00:38:48,978 --> 00:38:51,807 to ask you guys, like, what you guys plan to do 1038 00:38:51,807 --> 00:38:53,635 in terms of your own relationship. 1039 00:38:53,635 --> 00:38:55,637 Like, what happens now? 1040 00:38:55,637 --> 00:38:58,640 Um, the fact that we are so busy and working, 1041 00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:01,208 it's like, OK, well, we can take this time 1042 00:39:01,208 --> 00:39:04,603 and have a little space while working through our stuff. 1043 00:39:04,603 --> 00:39:05,995 So you're taking more space? 1044 00:39:05,995 --> 00:39:07,562 So you feel like you guys need more space 1045 00:39:07,562 --> 00:39:09,172 to work through it? 1046 00:39:09,172 --> 00:39:11,479 Well, we're doing this while living under the same roof. 1047 00:39:11,479 --> 00:39:13,481 Not necessarily, no. 1048 00:39:13,481 --> 00:39:15,962 ♪ 1049 00:39:15,962 --> 00:39:18,791 What I was just gonna say is, what I meant by that 1050 00:39:18,791 --> 00:39:22,751 is that we are trying to figure out what we want 1051 00:39:22,751 --> 00:39:24,144 and, you know, trying to work through this. 1052 00:39:24,144 --> 00:39:26,320 It's like, I don't want to, like, leave, 1053 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,930 and I don't want Dad to leave. 1054 00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:29,149 So we're, like, doing this 1055 00:39:29,149 --> 00:39:30,846 while we're under the same roof. 1056 00:39:30,846 --> 00:39:33,283 So that's been the plan. 1057 00:39:33,283 --> 00:39:37,200 And if that, we feel, is not working and not effective, 1058 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,203 you know, then we will go to the next step, 1059 00:39:40,203 --> 00:39:41,596 which--I don't know. 1060 00:39:41,596 --> 00:39:43,946 Or if it is working, then great. 1061 00:39:43,946 --> 00:39:45,470 So... 1062 00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:47,994 ♪ 1063 00:39:47,994 --> 00:39:49,735 You OK? 1064 00:39:49,735 --> 00:39:52,259 Are you sure? 1065 00:39:52,259 --> 00:39:55,567 What's wrong, Porshy? Come here. 1066 00:39:55,567 --> 00:39:59,005 - OK. It's OK. It's OK. - [sobbing] 1067 00:40:18,459 --> 00:40:20,461 We're not broken, just bent. 1068 00:40:20,461 --> 00:40:24,683 We're a very strong family and we always will be. 1069 00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:26,685 Always will be. 1070 00:40:26,685 --> 00:40:29,644 [dramatic music] 1071 00:40:29,644 --> 00:40:36,825 ♪ 1072 00:40:38,261 --> 00:40:43,092 I've come to realize that, you know, 1073 00:40:43,092 --> 00:40:46,095 there's a big chance that we're not going to end up together. 1074 00:40:51,231 --> 00:40:55,365 There were things that happened 1075 00:40:55,365 --> 00:40:59,805 that made me lose my trust that I wasn't able to... 1076 00:41:03,722 --> 00:41:06,768 Recover from. 1077 00:41:06,768 --> 00:41:08,857 People that are in love with each other and they want 1078 00:41:08,857 --> 00:41:11,207 to stay together forever and ever and ever, 1079 00:41:11,207 --> 00:41:12,948 they come here and they put their names. 1080 00:41:12,948 --> 00:41:15,037 - That's so romantic. - What should we write? 1081 00:41:15,037 --> 00:41:17,387 Kyle and Mauricio forever. 1082 00:41:17,387 --> 00:41:19,302 Then we can come back and we can show the kids one day 1083 00:41:19,302 --> 00:41:20,739 and bring them back here. 1084 00:41:20,739 --> 00:41:23,219 [cheers and applause] 1085 00:41:23,219 --> 00:41:24,960 Honey, give her a little frosting with your finger. 1086 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,485 You want a little frosting? [laughter] 1087 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:28,790 Happy----ing Holidays. 1088 00:41:28,790 --> 00:41:31,140 Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays. 1089 00:41:31,140 --> 00:41:33,708 - Welcome home. - Ah! 1090 00:41:33,708 --> 00:41:34,796 Excuse me. 1091 00:41:34,796 --> 00:41:36,363 Don't be stealing her from me. 1092 00:41:36,363 --> 00:41:39,366 [both laughing] 1093 00:41:39,366 --> 00:41:42,325 [somber music] 1094 00:41:42,325 --> 00:41:43,588 ♪ 1095 00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:45,938 - I'm sorry. - Whose fault was it? 1096 00:41:45,938 --> 00:41:47,766 It wasn't your fault. It was not your fault. 1097 00:41:47,766 --> 00:41:49,463 Get the video. Get the video. 1098 00:41:49,463 --> 00:41:50,725 I've got the video. 1099 00:41:50,725 --> 00:41:57,906 ♪ 1100 00:42:00,256 --> 00:42:04,609 I just want to be at peace wherever I'm at 1101 00:42:04,609 --> 00:42:06,872 'cause I haven't really had that. 1102 00:42:08,743 --> 00:42:09,744 Am I done? 1103 00:42:09,744 --> 00:42:11,093 You're done. 1104 00:42:13,748 --> 00:42:17,012 It's over. [sobs] 1105 00:42:23,018 --> 00:42:26,326 Erika says she wants me to eviscerate you today. 1106 00:42:26,326 --> 00:42:29,590 Kyle sends me a text yesterday, 1107 00:42:29,590 --> 00:42:31,810 basically trying to silence me. 1108 00:42:31,810 --> 00:42:34,900 All right, everybody, quiet please. 1109 00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:37,206 - Are you holding a crystal? - I am. 1110 00:42:37,206 --> 00:42:39,165 - [scoffs] - I'm holding a Xanax, 1111 00:42:39,165 --> 00:42:42,777 'cause no crystal will fix my problem. 1112 00:42:42,777 --> 00:42:44,300 Coming up on 1113 00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:46,389 "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" Reunion... 1114 00:42:46,389 --> 00:42:48,870 What exactly do you think, other than my boobs, 1115 00:42:48,870 --> 00:42:51,569 is fake on me? 1116 00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:54,354 Don't you dare. - I'm sorry. 1117 00:42:54,354 --> 00:42:55,529 [laughter] 1118 00:42:55,529 --> 00:42:57,270 Are there specific things that you think 1119 00:42:57,270 --> 00:42:59,359 that Kyle is not answering for? 1120 00:42:59,359 --> 00:43:01,535 We all share what's going on in our lives. 1121 00:43:01,535 --> 00:43:03,842 You acted like I did something wrong to you, 1122 00:43:03,842 --> 00:43:05,452 instead of saying, "Are you okay? 1123 00:43:05,452 --> 00:43:06,671 Do you need a friend?" 1124 00:43:06,671 --> 00:43:08,498 You have been relentlessly mean to me. 1125 00:43:08,498 --> 00:43:09,543 - Where? - Oh. 1126 00:43:09,543 --> 00:43:10,500 As Denise would say, 1127 00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:12,111 "Watch the show." 1128 00:43:12,111 --> 00:43:14,766 I don't want to be part of your system of lies. 1129 00:43:14,766 --> 00:43:16,550 Are you ever gonna apologize to me 1130 00:43:16,550 --> 00:43:19,640 for saying that I said she had an eating disorder? 1131 00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,773 You say I attacked you, 1132 00:43:21,773 --> 00:43:23,470 when you know what an attack is. 1133 00:43:23,470 --> 00:43:26,299 You do know I had a gun to my head. 1134 00:43:26,299 --> 00:43:27,735 But what is crazy 1135 00:43:27,735 --> 00:43:30,259 is to actually go on national television 1136 00:43:30,259 --> 00:43:33,045 and to peddle a false narrative. 1137 00:43:33,045 --> 00:43:35,787 There were rumors about infidelity in your relationship. 1138 00:43:35,787 --> 00:43:38,093 [sniffles] 1139 00:43:38,093 --> 00:43:40,618 Could you see yourself with Morgan? 1140 00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:43,882 Um... 1141 00:43:43,882 --> 00:43:45,971 Here she comes, everybody. 1142 00:43:45,971 --> 00:43:49,844 The grande dame of Beverly Hills. 1143 00:43:49,844 --> 00:43:50,932 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1144 00:43:50,932 --> 00:43:52,630 - Are you OK? - Are you OK? 1145 00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:54,370 - Oh, God. - Are you OK? 1146 00:43:54,370 --> 00:43:56,111 - She's shaking. - Can we call somebody, please? 1147 00:43:56,111 --> 00:43:58,026 You're shaking. You're shaking. 1148 00:43:58,026 --> 00:43:59,637 You are really shaking. 1149 00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:04,598 ♪