[* Time * by Aliiias]
[horse neighing]
[laughter]
[camera flashes]
Beautiful, love, gorgeous!
Beautiful! Gorgeous, Boz!
Yeah, right there, right there, right there! Gorgeous!
[car engine revving]
Hey Siri, call Alexia, my angel.
[car engine revving]
[house music]
Whoa, Lael! These are for Auntie Dorit.
Don't bite any!
What's that?
This is probably pistachio.
Look at the cute little pearl on top of it.
- It's so cute! - Actually, you know what?
I don't know what that is, but there's gold flakes on it,
that's actually all that matters.
I'ma put this in the living room.
That's pretty and cute.
[knocking]
Hi!
- You're a vision! - Vision?
- Ooh, what's that? - Whoa!
- What is this that you have in your hands?
Well, the times I've come here,
- and you've come to my house. - Yes.
I have not given you your birthday gift.
- Girl! - I love everything that
- you've given me. Truly. - Would you get inside?
- This way, honey. - Okay, thank you.
- We're gonna sit in here today.
- Girl! And not from the Hermès! - The Hermès!
We love an orange box, now.
Is this a blanket?
That I can feel your warmth with?
[cha-ching!] Aaah! Thank you!
Girl, this is fancy!
Over the course of the year, Boz and I have gotten very close.
She's the first person I'll call,
anything good, anything bad happens.
She leaves very long voice notes!
She'll leave you a 17-minute voice note, you'll be like,
"Can I listen to this on two times [2x] speed?"
And I thought we needed a little something sweet.
- Yes! - Because, you know.
Life maybe hasn't been so sweet.
- It's okay, it's okay. - No, no, no, it's not okay!
Things I see are not okay!
- I know. - It's not okay.
- He had this picture-- - I know!
With this girl, out on the street in LA.
- I know! - What is that?!
- I know. - What is that?!
When I saw PK kissing that Shein version of Dorit...
First, I rolled my eyes,
then I threw up a little. [gags]
When I saw that on the street, him kissing that other woman,
- I felt like, "That's it!" - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
- That's it! - No, no!
- That's it! - Exactly!
- That man, there on the street? - Absolutely! Yeah!
I don't know him!
The next day, you filed.
It was that day!
- Girl! - It was that day!
The day after I filed, Jagger had a baseball game.
I honestly felt disgusted with him, so hurt, so upset,
so angry, I didn't even look at him.
I couldn't even look at him!
Is he seeing the kids? Are they going over there?
How's that working?
He travels a lot, so when he's in town,
he'll have them on a Saturday night.
Okay.
As far as my kids are concerned,
when it comes to me, I only speak the best
about their father. - Right, of course.
- Only. - Yeah.
I used to do a lot to protect him, a lot!
I know he's a master of his own disaster.
Do you really think when I filed, that I was gonna
check that box giving him joint custody?
PK's response to my petition was to ask for joint custody,
which I'm not surprised. Publicly, he wants to save face.
PK does not have the lifestyle that he can have the kids
50% of the time.
Probably the thing
- that's hurt me most-- - Mm-hmm.
...was, it was big news, obviously.
- Yeah. - When I filed.
Kyle messaged me four days later,
"Hi, checking on you, how are you?"
I think that would be disappointing...
to not use that moment as an opportunity to be like,
"Hey, look, I'm with you."
When Kyle and I had seen each other at the reunion,
I was really hopeful that her and I finally turned a corner.
Where do you two go from here?
You're important enough to me to want to put that aside,
so we can be there to support each other because
we need all the support we can get right now.
I trusted that.
But I'm not gonna go based on
what comes out of her mouth.
I'm gonna go based on her actions.
She had every opportunity to show me--
- Yeah, it's like-- - That it was back,
that she was there, that we were--
Yeah. That we're both in this.
Have I felt that she is with me? No.
[electronic dance music]
[humming]
Are you making some of the flour tortillas?
Some of these are flour for you, some are corn for me.
- Or whoever. - Thank you!
Will you make us egg salad sandwich?
Sophia, you're all, like, old enough to be cooking and stuff.
I'll, I'll, I'll boil the eggs.
Wait, we didn't ask you to cook this,
you did it out of the kindness
- of your heart. - Well...
Sophia and Portia, obviously, still live at home.
Do you guys want matchas if I order?
It's annoying that the gate rings all the time
- with these deliveries. - Really, baby? I'm sorry.
[laughter]
See you guys...
Mo moved out of his bachelor pad condo and rented a house
in Beverly Hills, and Portia spends a night there, sometimes.
Sophia, not as much.
Your butter's burning.
Oh! I hate that! Why does that keep happening?
Hi.
Hi, honey. Hi, girls.
Did you bring your computer to look at your Pinterest board?
Yup, I've got lots of exciting things for you guys to see!
Alexia got engaged,
and we're planning the wedding, so that's very exciting.
Can we sit down and look at your computer?
- Yeah. - ...did they give you pricing?
I met Jake when he was in the third grade with Alexia,
and they were just immediate best friends.
As a mom, that's all you want in life,
is for someone to love your child like that.
A dream come true, really.
Um, okay, so. So theme, concept is like
a surreal starlit dinner
- in an artist's garden. - Surreal starlit dinner...
- Nice, okay. - I like it.
Candlesticks, oil lamps, dried florals, butterflies,
old books, tarot decks.
Who's hiring the butterflies?
Farrah was engaged, but did not move forward with that, so...
Alexia will be my first daughter getting married.
And I want her to have everything that she wants,
I want this to be the most magical day for her.
However, it's really hard to find trained butterflies!
Let's take a little walk down memory lane.
- Oh wow! - Can I look at it?
Look how beautiful you look, Mom!
- Look at Dad, he's only 25! - Dad is younger than you.
- So crazy! - Dad is your age here, Sophia.
- Oh my God! - 25.
So you guys won't be bringing dates?
Bringing dates to the wedding?
Oh! You're asking if Mom and Dad can?
- Yeah. - No!
You can't bring a date, either!
[laughter]
If you happen to meet somebody, or whatever!
Well, imagine Dad showing up with a girl,
what would you guys do?
- Punch! - Literally kill him.
The last time, there was paparazzi pictures of him
with some girl at the valet, I texted him and I was like,
"You're doing the absolute most, you can tone it down!"
He was like, "I thought we were in private."
At the valet? You thought you were in private at the valet?
The first time I saw a photo of Mo, it was shocking,
I was taken aback.
You know, obviously, the Mykonos,
you know, I got photographed.
- Obviously, that's hard to see. - I really am sorry.
I would never want to hurt you on purpose.
But, I'm a little desensitized now, unfortunately!
Of course he's allowed to do what he wants,
and I know he's not doing that to hurt me.
I just wish that he would be a little more discreet.
Does anyone ever say, "Oh, I saw those photos of,
- like, your dad?" - Oh, to us?
I'll say to my friends, I'll be like,
"My dad's being a ho!"
[laughter]
Do you say it because you have a feeling they know anyway,
so you'd rather just get it over with and put it out there
- that you know? - When, like, everything first
went down, I was very closed off about it,
like, I was like pretending like it didn't happen.
- Yeah. - If that makes sense.
Yup, that does.
But, after talking to my therapist,
I've learned to talk about the hard things,
which was like impossible for me before.
And so, like, now I just show them,
- and I'm like, whatever. - Yeah.
- It's so impressive. - ...if you can.
I'm very impressed by you, Portia.
Portia being the youngest, she'll have her moments
when she breaks down, and it just, it kills me.
What's wrong, Portie? Come here.
[sobbing] Okay, it's okay, baby.
[sobbing]
Now, Portia's 17. And they all have something to say,
and they all have very strong opinions.
And, they're all alpha females!
[sigh]
Sorry, Mom!
I'll say anything to Dad, honestly.
Yeah. We will ----ing check you, sorry!
[laughter]
Mom tried to be PC, a little spice comes out!
[laughter]
Don't make us check you, ----er!
Coming up.
By the way, missing, very apparently, is Avi.
Um, yeah, no. So I let Avi go.
What happened?
[electronic dance music]
There is nothing about me that is remotely chic,
or remotely cute in a flat. It's almost like I'm barefoot,
or in, like, a nine-inch heel.
I will literally put on,
like, a full cat eye to go to sleep.
I'm unapologetically myself, this is me.
This is the happiest me.
Hello!
- Hello! - Hi, my love!
- Hi, sweetie! - How are you? I'm so excited.
- I'm good! - So excited for your trip!
I wanna hear everything!
I love that you could come by and you'll help.
This is my favorite thing to do.
- You know that. - I know! I know,
- I get a housecall! - My name is Rachel Zoe,
you may or may not remember me from Bravo,
cause I've lived here before.
Aggh!! The Berkin!
Oh, the brown's very you!
One of my really bad habits is shopping.
Hold, please!
This could be the Rachel department.
I'd die.
Kathy and I have been friends forever.
I was friends with Paris first,
probably back in 2000 and...
like, forever!
And then I met Kathy with Nikki, out shopping one day,
and I like fell in love with her.
So I wanted to show you a couple things.
We're first going
- to a wedding. - Okay.
I haven't figured out what I'm gonna wear
to the wedding, 'cause it's black-tie, in Rome.
I'm in a moment right now,
because I feel like you're gonna need to like pop out
outfit after outfit really quickly.
I get called for fashion advice all the time.
But it's funny because they get scared,
like, what do you think of this?
I'm like, "You're literally one of my best friends.
First of all, take that off! First of all, no!"
This is one of my vintage Gucci bags,
and I never go to Europe without it.
Isn't this gorge, you could put your like--
- isn't that beautiful? - And it's heavy, too!
It is heavy, I know, but it's so chic, I love, see?
Tommy Hilfiger gave me my very first
big freelance styling job.
I started in music,
Backstreet Boys and Britney,
and moved out to LA in 2003.
And got my first red carpet job with Jennifer Garner.
And 24/7, I was styling Cameron Diaz, Kate Hudson,
Kiera Knightly, Jennifer Lawrence,
Anne Hathaway, um Salma Hayek,
on and on.
These, I love 'cause they're light.
Yeah, those are gorge,
especially with your gold eyepatches.
- Oh! - I love those.
Then I started a media business,
and my clothing line in 2011.
Now I have about 40 different license brand extensions
that I work on.
Feedback is due.
- This is really expensive. - Yeah. Mm-hmm.
The benefit of the home office
is that we can use your jewellery for um--
- Inspiration! - Inspo, anytime we need!
[laughter] Indeed.
Should we go sit? - Yeah, it's been a day.
It's all happening.
Can you believe summer's here?
Summer for me, I can't start till my kids are, like, sorted.
Sky's going off to France for two weeks on a trip.
Kaius is going to a sleepaway for two weeks, and then be back,
and then Hamptons, and then sleepaway again.
And were the kids with Roger?
The kids were with Roger for like three days,
and you know, it was...
How's it going?
I mean, you know, it's, I'm trying.
I'm trying to look at him as a friend,
and I'm not there yet.
So my ex, you know, we were married 26 years,
together for 33.
We were very much the Notebook couple.
- Holy sh--! - Do you not like it?
Oh, you don't even look pregnant!
There's your son.
[kiss]
I'm going to pick out his outfit. He needs options,
I feel like I need to bring a couple of options for him.
You know that I love her very much,
she's a little crazy about the clothing!
We were together for 18 years before I had kids.
And then, I think after we had kids,
I think it changes.
At the end of the day, I think we've outgrown each other.
- Mmm. - I think, listen.
He's always been Grateful Dead, and I've always been St. Bart's,
right? You know, we're, we became very different people.
We've had little chats about it, but I'm glad that
you could come help me, and then if I can be of any,
you know, I'm always here for you.
Styling and therapy?
- Styling and therapy! - I love it.
[electronic dance music]
- Hello? - Hey!
Bye, honey. Love you!
Have a good day.
- What's going on? - You look amazing!
I missed you. [air kiss]
- Ooh, I missed you, too! - Yeah.
I loved seeing everything you were doing London.
I maybe gave, like, the best show of my life.
- And Ke$ha was there, too. - She was.
I didn't realize it was already that time,
so I thought you were at Pride here,
- in LA, I was like, Oh my God! - Oh no, we were in London!
- Paris is there, you're there-- - Paris had a great show.
Paris had a great show-- - Did you go?
No, I couldn't go, I couldn't go.
Um, but now she's at Pride in DC.
Good. Today, um, I guess we get to catch up with Sutton.
Have you, oh, you've met Reba, you guys are old friends.
Yeah. Oh, you haven't met her yet?
- No! - You'll love her.
I'd only heard the legends of Reba.
- She's very strong. - Yeah, that Southern
personality and the drawl. I actually kind of like it.
I think she explains a lot about who Sutton is.
[dog barks]
[piano music]
[dog whimpering]
This is so pretty.
It's nice, it turned out really beautiful.
Okay.
Reba's gonna go at the head of the table.
Okay.
Kyle's actually gonna sit there,
so let me put that one out.
And Erika's gonna sit next to your mom.
[birds chirping] Oh Lord, mercy!
My son, James, is graduating from high school,
and my mother's here for support.
Losing James to college is going to be hard for me.
I just checked on all the food, the place settings are good.
Would you like to come join me?
- Oh yes, of course. - Are you having champagne?
Since Augusta, my mother and I
get along better than ever now.
I love you and--
Well, I love you, too, Sutton.
[laughter] That's cute!
We love you, Reba!
We talk a lot more, we can now FaceTime,
and she's so much happier and so grateful.
Are you wearing my earrings?
No, these are my earrings.
Oh.
Let's see here.
- Which way are we going? - I, I don't know.
- Take the main road. - The main road?
The main road!
You don't exactly live
- like the Queen of Sheba. - Listen, we--
You live on a ----ing main road!
- Mmm! - Oof!
Well, we arrived with no gifts, but that's too damn bad.
- Damnit! - We left it on the table.
- I told you to grab it! - I am so sorry.
How could you do that to us? So embarrassing!
[upbeat music]
Hello!
Hi! How are you?
Hi, Reba!
I'm so happy to see you! - Me too!
Welcome to Los Angeles!
Oh, thank you so much! [kiss]
- Hello! - Hey, Erika.
Hello. It is such a pleasure to meet you!
It is a pleasure to meet you, too.
I can't wait to hear your story.
- As well as yours! - Oh, oh great!
Yes, Ma'am Thank you.
No! [laughs]
Oh, thank you, no.
Erika and I have been through a lot in five years.
The 20 million dollar elephant in the room.
If that money did go in there,
it seems like you would notice, maybe, or question that.
Well, you be quiet, alright? Miss Smalltown,
I'm so worried about my mother ----in' reputation,
you shut up!
What do y'all ----ing want from me?
Seriously? What do you ----ing want from me?
So, we're both guarded. For good reasons.
I'm really happy to see y'all.
I'm happy to see you, too.
By the way, missing, very apparently is Avi.
- What's-- - Mmm, mm-hmm.
Oh.
Um, yeah, no. So I let Avi go, and--
What happened?
[hip hop music]
By the way, missing, very apparently is Avi.
- What's-- - Mmm, mm-hmm.
Oh.
Um, yeah, no. So I let Avi go, and--
What happened?
Nothing really happened. It was no, like, drama.
And, look, I love him, he made me laugh so hard.
And, I, it's been really sad.
I've known Avi for a while.
He's seen a lot, he's seen me married,
he's seen me go through my divorce.
He's seen Porter graduate from high school.
To me, Avi was a close friend.
Did you leave it on good terms?
I thought that we did, but you know, things get complicated.
- Yeah. - Oh no!
It's just complicated.
I was really surprised about Avi and Sutton "breaking up."
But, she was not that easy on him.
Chinese chicken salad. Did you make that, Avi?
[laughter] But where's the dressing?
It's on the way, he only has two hands, Sutton!
Could we change your shoes, please?
Stop! You have got to stop bossing me around.
Where are my trousers for tonight?
I will kill Avi if he has ----ed this up, too.
I personally don't need a personal assistant.
Sutton's being very evasive.
I get it, you don't wanna talk about your past falling out.
You know how that gets around, especially here!
So, it's a friend
- that I've lost. - Yeah.
- That's the harder part. - Well, speaking of that.
- Oh God! - Garcelle.
Let's talk about your other friend. What happened?
I, I still don't get it.
Will she speak to you at all? Mm-mm.
I was confused and I reached out to her,
and I didn't hear back,
and I would see little things in the press.
She unfollowed me and I unfollowed her.
[laughter]
I had to find out in the press that she unfollowed me,
I don't know these things!
Thank you so much!
Hello!
Oh, hi! - Hello!
You look cute!
- Thank you, you look gorgeous. - I love your outfit!
[kiss]
Oh, and you know I don't do those side kisses!
I know, honey! I agree!
Hi! How are you? [air kiss]
Hi, ladies! Can we invite
- you guys to lunch? - I love this!
- You ready? - Yes, yes!
- We're gonna sit for lunch. - Reba's always ready.
Yes, that's absolutely true!
We have place cards.
I love it!
So everybody knows they have their home.
Can I lift my glass before we start caboodling and caboddling
and whatever. To Reba, welcome to LA.
- Oh, thank you! - Cheers!
- Welcome to LA. - Nice meeting you.
So great to see you again, Reba.
I think I do want one more.
Ahh, what a pretty day!
So, Mom and I were talking about Christian
asking for an annulment with the Catholic Church.
And didn't you have to agree to that, though?
No, you don't have to agree to it anymore.
- What? - And, I got the notice
- that it was-- - Annulled?
- Annulled. - Oh wow.
My marriage has been eradicated from the Catholic Church.
- So the-- - Just kch!
So a year ago, I received an email
from the Roman Catholic Church, stating that my ex
had applied for an annulment.
And when I spoke to my ex about that, he said that he thought
that this would make us become better friends.
Of course, I disagreed.
The letter came to Sutton Brown.
[gasp] - Ooh!
- Whoa! - That's disrespectful.
It sent you a message, you don't matter.
She's correct.
You know, we were married for 17 years.
And, I think that Christian has an urge of control.
Take my name, now I'm gonna take it away from you.
No, see, he changed that, too.
But France has changed everything,
so the children are legitimate.
That's so stupid, anyway.
I mean, I've always kept my maiden name for work.
- Uh-huh. - But now, I use
only my maiden name.
Right.
You guys, I'm going to have
something at my house on Monday,
a little celebration of summer's officially beginning!
Well, and the Strawberry Moon is next week.
Boz will be there, Dorit will be there, so.
This is probably a dumb question.
What? What?
Talking about Dorit and PK.
Have I talked to Dorit? No.
You know, they filed, they filed for divorce.
- She filed for divorce. - That is what I did see.
- Oh, she filed. - She filed.
Dorit have had our ups and downs at times,
but last year was a new low.
What more do you ----ing want from me?
I want you to stop raising your ----ing voice at me!
I told, no! You start with everybody.
[background yelling]
You don't get to speak to me that way!
I think until we spend more time with each other,
it's going to be a work in progress.
He's gonna be hard on her.
Yeah, he's gonna be hard on her.
I think divorce brings out the worst in everybody.
- Oh no. - I don't know. Kathy,
it looks like you're about to cut your finger off.
I think that that picture of the kissing thing
was probably intentional,
that's my thought, to be-- - Right.
I think that PK's gonna be really nasty.
Well, this is not to defend PK, I don't think,
he didn't know that picture was being taken.
I wouldn't kiss him, I can tell you that much.
I find him very unattractive.
My mom and I don't agree on everything, but we agree on
we don't want to kiss PK.
Ever.
So, Kyle, did, when, so, and I don't want to bothersome
when I ask this, but do you still talk to PK?
No, I haven't spoken to PK.
No? Like, you severed ties?
No.
[tense music]
Coming up.
We need to get busy.
You know I saw those rumors.
Maybe something last night that happened to me was better!
You know what? I'm gonna hit you with this!
[laughter]
[electronic dance music]
[plates clattering]
Kaius?
No.
After we separated, it was brutal, it was a brutal,
brutal summer. And now, I don't come home to an empty house sad,
I actually come home to an empty house smiling.
Because it's very peaceful. And it's mine.
Having my mind and my nervous system in a calm space
has been immeasurable. And enjoyable.
- Hi, Kai! - What's cooking?
[laughter]
- Wash your hands, - This is so good!
- Wash your hands. - Sorry about that.
My relationship with my ex now, um,
there's a lot of reasons that our relationship was strained.
In hindsight, if I had to say a great regret,
greatest regret would probably be working together.
Doing the viral video and having it go viral.
- So we thought-- - Doing a viral video
- and having it go viral? - Yeah.
[laughter]
[bangs table]
Guys, honestly, this is ----ing bullsh--.
Like, we're sitting here to shoot, if I say be quiet,
you gotta be quiet for a reason,
cause he's trying to get a piece of audio.
It's bullsh--.
I'm not the right person to be heading this company.
What does this have to do with anything?
I don't think anyone understands the amount of crap
and things and whatever I'm dealing with!
Lines got crossed, the person that I was with
my whole adult life, in many ways, was unrecognizable.
And ultimately...
that person didn't feel right around me, or around my kids.
[sniffles]
- Yeah. What are you most excited for,
- for summer? - Sleepaway camp.
You're gonna be with Dad on Saturday before you leave,
is that okay?
As long as I get you for the morning.
You'll have me for the morning.
The boys' relationship with Rodger,
I would say it's a little tricky.
How you feeling, how are you and Dad, though?
Most divorces are rough, but it's pretty good.
I like him.
You like him?
Yeah, he's my dad.
Okay.
I think that they wondered why he sometimes does or says things
he says, why he acts the way he does.
Why there's time spent with his girlfriend
versus his kids.
So, do you like any girls?
My hormones haven't kicked in yet.
Your hormones haven't kicked in yet?
- Yeah. - Okay, thank God!
Rodger has had the same girl for a year.
And the kids have known, probably for 10 months.
I'll let you do the math.
Hey, you wanna hear the quote of the day?
Mm-hmm. I do, actually.
"Real love isn't easy, easy love isn't real."
Kaius, I feel like you're 40!
I do too!
For me, the only thing that matters in this entire thing,
is that my kids are great.
And if my kids are great, all is fine.
[kisses]
- Love you. - Love you too.
[electronic dance music]
- Hello, how are you? - I'm good, how are you?
- Good, welcome in! - Dinner for two.
Hey, girlfriend!
Oooh! [giggling]
- Aw! - Hi, sweetheart, how are you?
- So nice to see you! - It's nice to see you,
- you look good! - You look good, too!
- Okay, I see you, boo! - I see you!
- Little chesticles out! - Hello!
- I see you! - You too!
I love this little earring situation that's going on here.
You know what? When the hair is up, you gotta do something.
- Yes! - Hello! Welcome!
- Hi, how are you? - How are you doing tonight?
- Let's take a peek. - We still
haven't, yes, I'm sorry. Let's see. Um...
For you, ma'am?
Can I have the halibut, please?
- Sure. - Do you have like
- a spicy margarita? - We do, we can make it.
- Can you do that? - Sure.
I just want a, a glass of red. Um, the lamb looks really good,
with the black rice risotto.
Is medium okay for the lamb, or?
Not even pink. It gotta be brown like me!
Okay! [laughter]
There you go!
- Thank you so much! - Well said.
You know what's interesting about life?
I got the offer to go do Mighty Hoopla.
[electronic dance music] Incredible!
- The red was really good. - The red was it!
- And the hair was hairing! - Yeah, it's the best
show I've ever given.
And it's ten minutes before I get ready to go on.
- Yeah. - To a sold out crowd
that I can already hear in my dressing room.
- Oh my God! - And my phone starts
blowing up.
It was Tom, being, you know, sentenced to prison.
I caught a video of him leaving the courthouse on the--
Oh, girl!
And so vacant, and so not the man I was married to.
Never in my life would I have thought I'd be sitting
somewhere where I was married to someone who was going to prison.
Certainly, Tom's story is ending.
Mine is still ongoing.
There's a part of me that I think would like to say goodbye.
But what does that do?
Does it give you closure, or does it just give you
more unanswered questions?
It was rough.
Do you feel relief?
That it's over?
- It's certainly not easy-- - Yeah.
- ...to shake it off. - Yeah, no, no, no.
You just don't shake sh-- off like this.
- You can't. - You can't!
But this is also why...
we need to get busy.
You know I saw those rumors.
And what did you think?
I was like, "This better be true!"
The truth is, yes, I met someone,
and I was very flirtatious!
Okay. But nothing happened?
Well, I mean, nothing worth reporting happened.
Ooh! That could mean a lot of different things!
Okay, the record is, don't worry about it!
Or maybe something last night that happened to me was better!
You know what? I'm gonna hit you with this!
[laughter]
Okay, so now, let's talk about these other girls.
I was at Sutton'syesterday.
Oh yeah! So, okay, tell me, what's happening with her?
Sutton had a luncheon, her mom was there, Reba.
- Okay. Did she talk about Avi? - She did.
Communication is one of the biggest parts
of that kind of job, and if you don't have good communication,
it's not gonna work.
Well, it's not as if Avi were ever at a loss for words!
[laughter]
Seeing her close relationships disintegrate--
- Oh, it's wild! - She had so much vitriol,
- in certain moments. - Yeah!
You picked at me!
And I'm sorry, you need to pick on somebody else,
whose wallet fits.
Whoa!
But then, it's like we get to reunion,
and she's like a little church mouse!
You haven't said two words since you've been here.
- Sometimes-- - The person that was
- in the season-- - You keep talking!
Who was so vicious, where is she? She didn't come today?
I can't trust somebody like that.
Well, what you and I don't like is inconsistency.
- This is what I'm saying. - What you're saying is,
- be who you are the whole time! - Be who you are.
Here's the bottom line.
Sutton has very friends in this group right now.
Mm-hmm.
It's her turn to show us who she is.
Mm-hmm. And to be consistent,
and to be open. Let's see what she does.
Sutton has lost a few friends, so she's probably re-evaluated
how she interacts with each single person in the group,
and figuring how to be a better friend to them.
So she doesn't lose them.
And I said it already, I was like,
"Will the real Slim Sutton please stand up?"
I already said that.
I don't know which one-- Well, ooh Lord!
[cutlery falls on plate]
[laughter]
I'm going straight to Hell!
- You are, in a handbasket! - Whatever!
Coming up.
What happened with Garcelle, really, um--
- What happened? - I don't know.
Do you think that for her, it was more of an alliance,
and less of a friendship?
[tense music]
[electronic dance music]
What are the options, cause I need to look great!
I also want my hair to feel dramatic!
Cause otherwise, you know, if it's straight down
and I'm wearing that gold outfit,
I think it'll look too much like Cher.
Mm-mm, no, no, no, no. We love Cher!
- Cher's my girl! - Cher, Cher is it!
- But! - But not today!
So what's the vibe for the outfits tonight?
Like, garden, beautiful!
Woo! Are you trying
- to kill me?! - Oh my God!
Oh my God! Brian! I'm gonna call Kyle.
[FaceTime dialing]
- Hello. - Hi!
What's going on?
Hoo, um, I've had a very busy morning.
Uh, took James to the airport, for a summer trip to Europe
with all of his friends.
Now the nest, not to be depressing, will be empty.
- Uh-huh. - We can go do stuff,
we can have some freedom, we can have fun.
We are gonna do stuff!
I'm excited to see you today.
I know, me too. I'm looking forward to it. Um--
I don't hold on to things.
If she's got problems with me, she can, talk to me.
Last year, it really got ugly between Sutton and Dorit.
Listen, you're angry, and you're not angry at me.
You're angry at your life.
I am hoping that they can keep the peace,
but I don't really think that the two of them
are the best match.
I don't wanna cause any problems for her,
I don't wanna be part of any more drama in her life.
I think it's going to be very different, it's a fresh start.
We are. Yes! I am--
[in Southern accent] I'ma try my very best!
Hallelujah!
[electronic dance music]
- Hey there! - Hi!
- You look pretty. - Thank you, you too!
[air kiss] Just running around
like a crazy person.
Oh, that looks great!
Salmon, steak.
I'm gonna go check outside, see how everything's
- looking outside. - Yes.
This looks so pretty.
- So pretty! - So cute, right?
Oh, this is so cute!
We're doing flower-crown making
and we're making pressed flowers jars.
- Oh, that's cute! And you put a little
- tea light in there. - That's really cute.
These days, you can't just have people over,
you have to have activities.
So, I feel like if there's enough activities going on,
the girls don't have to interact with each other
if they don't want to.
One could make a flower crown!
A whole bouquet on her head if she wants!
This is really cute. [bee buzzing]
Oh no, there's a bee!
Ohhh! Nice to meet you! [laughter]
[electronic dance music]
- Hi.
- Hi! - Hi!
Don't judge me because I don't have a sundress,
Don't judge me cause I said you could come barefoot
or whatever, but I'm wearing these.
Yeah, right. Flat.
[air kiss] Good to see you.
- Hey, lady! - Hi!
It's been a minute since I've seen you.
I know. How are you? You look great!
What's going on? Thanks, you too, you too!
[electronic dance music]
Who is that? Is that Dorit?
Hi!
Who is that?
Hello!
Oh my God! We all were like, "That's not Dorit, right?
- That's not Dorit!" - Oh yeah,
- I wanna punch you right now! - I'm sorry, sorry!
We thought maybe you were Dorit that looked different,
- but we were confused. - Oh yeah, right?
Oh look, you guys brought roadies!
[electronic dance music]
How are you?
Hello, you!
Is that Dorit?
Hello, hostess!
We couldn't see, just a minute ago, we thought um--
[air kiss]
So wait a second, is that non-alcoholic champagne,
or are you finally coming to the dark side again?
This is non-alcoholic champagne.
- Oh. - But I can still
go to the dark side!
- Ohhh! - Don't get it twisted!
[electronic dance music]
So, who's gonna be there?
I don't know.
Do you think any other guys will be there?
Whose guys? The girl's guys?
- Yeah, I mean-- - 'Cause they don't have guys!
- Oh! - Yeah!
[laughter]
Oh, Keely! Oh, it's so good!
We've been together for a little over a year and a half.
Right, stuff is working nice,
I'm good, still waiting on a drawer, you know!
[laughter] To put everything in!
Maybe it's a sign, maybe we need own drawer in a new house.
I am so ready to move forward with Keely.
I want to find a house together, so we can move in.
I wanna be engaged, the clock is ticking!
[laughter] Tick tock, tick tock!
[Boz and Kyle]: Haaaa!
I didn't know that was you!
How are you? I forgot how tall you are!
I know! How are you?
Beautiful! Nice to see you!
I'm so glad to see you. [air kiss]
You look fantastic.
Do you need a flower crown? I'm kidding!
Yeah, I was gonna say, absolutely not!
I am going to need to get an update on everything.
Oh, girl! Updates with this,
- updates with this! - You know, oh, yeah!
I'm looking forward to getting to know Boz even better,
so whatever was clouding my relationship with Boz
will be cleared.
[laughter] I thought Kyle was pretty cold
and closed off. If she opens up,
if she reaches out, then I will be her friend.
And if she doesn't do any of those things,
I'll be her acquaintance.
Girl, so before everybody else comes here.
- Yes. - What, what is going on?
Let's see, we're waiting on Kathy.
- Oh, good! - Uh, Rachel Zoe.
- Yes! - And Sutton.
Sutton who?
Hold on! [laughter]
I got everything I needed to get out with Sutton. Everything!
I mean, I don't understand why you think you're
superior to anyone.
I don't think I'm superior to anyone.
Well, you certainly behaved like it!
I can still be around her, I can still be cordial.
I don't need to fight with her.
I'm not looking for trouble tonight with Sutton.
But if she goes there, I will meet her there!
[electronic dance music]
She also does not have Garcelle.
Oh, well.
Um, or Avi.
How does she feel about that?
I think she's uh, she's, confused.
There she is! Guess what? We were just talking about you.
Were your ears burning?
Coming up.
I saw Mo in Aspen.
Someone tried to set me up with him.
What? Oh, hell no!
[hip hop music]
Let's see, we're waiting on Kathy.
- Oh, good! Yes! - And Sutton.
God, I forgot about her, for a sec.
Sutton who?
There she is! We were just talking about you.
Hi, you look so pretty!
- How are you doing? - Good, good, good.
I like that color green, Sutton.
- Beautiful sunglasses. - Hello.
- I was tripping by my dress.
Well, at least you're on two feet.
Oh, truly!
Can we get out of the beams, of the rays?
Yeah, why don't we go to the shade? And then we can
all start eating, cause Kathy's late.
Whew! It is hot!
Keely's over there making a flower crown, just kidding!
I really like Keely. I think he's so--
And he looks adorable with those flowers.
Every time I see him, he's so friendly and so warm.
I love him.
Sutton, I'm sorry to hear that you um, Kyle was, and Erika
were updating Boz and I, about the annulment with Christian.
- Her marriage was annulled! - It was annulled.
Whose marriage was annulled?
Sutton's.
But what are you gonna do about it?
There's nothing I can do about it, so--
You can just have a better life,
that's the best revenge.
- Honestly. - Amen!
- Yeah! - We can shake on that one!
Ooh, what are you shaking on? What's happening?
No, because I'm like gonna touch, I'm touching her hand.
I don't want that to then turn--
- It's not. - And, and that's the part
- that's like, augh! - You have my word.
Look, we haven't talked, so I don't know what happened
- with Garcelle, or Avi, or-- - Yeah.
Now you're an empty nester, there's just a lot happening.
That was very rough, you know?
Mmm. Mm-hmm. I think what happened
- with Garcelle really, um-- - What happened?
I don't know.
- That is the mystery. - Like, no idea?
- She didn't say anything? - Mm-mm.
The last time that I saw Garcelle,
she was walking out on me and everybody else.
Well, guess what? We're gonna get a cast photo.
- I'm out. - Woo-hoo!
- Oh no! - I'm not.
- What? - I'm not.
- For real? - What?
- More stuff? - I'm not doing it!
[tense music]
She left.
She left?
We were supposed to have supper.
I texted again and again and again.
She did not text back.
Do you think that for her, it was more of an alliance,
and less of a friendship?
I have a hard time believing that.
I loved Garcelle. We were best friends.
[car engine revving] Aaah, oh my God!
[laughter] Okay, calm down!
I've known him since I was 13 years old.
Did he take your virginity?
Why you wanna go there?
[laughter]
- I love you. - I love you, too.
You stay strong.
I didn't see her as just an ally.
I just don't like people to talk about her like that.
For me, I was surprised
when I heard that she wasn't talking to you.
Yeah.
I felt that she was certainly upset with me,
that I didn't have her back, I don't know for what reason.
I also felt that you sort of left her out to dry, too.
We will never know, because she's not speaking to me,
she's not speaking to you, she's not speaking to you--
Oh, she ain't never gonna speak to me!
So we don't know.
And then, we can play the guessing game for eternity.
And because of that, I really had to just take--
A minute. Uh, yeah. Or like,
a couple of months to be quiet.
And really be calm, and remember who I am.
When Sutton and I are in private,
it's completely different than when she was with Garcelle.
Now that Garcelle is not here,
I would like to see Sutton just be the Sutton
that I know, one on one, and be consistent. That would be great!
[hip hop music]
Look how pretty!
So peaceful.
Ohh! We've got people!
- Hi! - Oh my God, it's so beautiful!
- Hi! - How are you?
You look beautiful! Miss you!
You already have a crown!
Well, I have, like, a tiara.
I've known Rachel for many years socially.
We have friends in common, I've seen her in Aspen.
So, I know her, but I don't know her well.
- Hi! - Hi!
- How are ya? - How are you?
I'm good, how are you doing?
- You look beautiful! - Oh, thank you. So do you!
Hi, I'm Rachel, I mean! Oh my God!
[laughter] Rachel, I'm Erika!
[Rachel and Erika]: So nice to meet you!
- I know, such a pleasure! - Nice to meet you!
Good to meet you, too!
Well, this is, it's an old friend.
[laughter]
Come on, girl. Let's go in!
Wait, oh no! My crown is slipping, halt!
She says she was on your podcast.
That was one of my favorite episodes of the pod.
- Oh, I know! I so enjoyed it. - I could've talked to you
for hours and hours and hours.
I know Rachel Zoe through a lot of mutual friends.
But it was really when she invited me to be a guest
on her podcast last year,
we got to know each other really, really well.
And we just, chwoo! Hit it off, like, sparks!
Should we take it off, or you like the crown?
No, I actually love the crown with the jewels.
- Great. - That's perfect.
I figured! [laughter]
Am I the only person eating here?
But I haven't eaten all day, so.
- Should I sit over here? - Sit here, honey.
Guys, I feel like I'm in the first day of school.
I know! I know!
Is this the cool girl table, you guys?
Kathy, do you want me to put your bag somewhere?
You know, I just don't want to have it on the ground.
Kathy, did you just pull a pair of jeans out of your bag?
Look how cute these Rag and Bones are!
Oh.
[quirky music]
You pulled that out of your bag?
I got 'em for Kyle. [laughter]
Who pulls a pair of jeans out of her bag?
I literally don't know, I swear, I don't know.
But I don't know anything Kathy does,
I just roll with it in the moment.
I just want everyone to know that parties at my house
are the most boyish,
like, I have like, I have like, dinosaurs.
How many boys do you have?
Two. They're 14 and 11.
I can't believe 14, that's crazy.
Isn't that wild? I was with my ex-husband for 18 years
before we had kids.
- Wow! - That's a long time.
- Yeah, but it's done. - It's done.
Like, I can do whatever, be whatever.
How long have you been going on?
It's been exactly a year.
Amicable? Or, or, or hard?
Eeh, both.
I feel like she's in such a great place,
to act as a ballast, even for you, Dorit, you know?
Given where you are, and you know, the wildness.
Listen, I don't think anyone should stay together
that isn't happy. Just because.
Kids want parents that love them.
- Uh-huh. - Not parents that don't
- love each other. - That's right.
- And I think that-- - And they can feel it!
They can feel it.
I think it's very interesting what Rachel's saying about
her kids. Like, I think Dorit feels very strongly,
- or did feel strongly-- - Did, did.
About kids not knowing anything.
When you have two small children, and you're separated,
and you're trying to shield them--
You can't shield the children forever.
I don't plan to shield them forever!
So, where are you now with that?
- Do the kids know now? - Yeah.
- Yes. - They do know?
[tense music]
Jagger has known. And Phoenix...
well, they both know.
Dorit has a tendency to talk in circles,
so that the more she says, the more lost you get.
Dorit, since you filed, have you sat them down and said,
"We're getting divorced?"
[hip hop music]
Do the kids know now?
- Yes. - They do know?
Well, they, they both know.
Since you filed, have you sat them down and said,
"We're getting divorced?"
- No. - Hm.
With Jagger, I'm having
- the hardest time with. - How old is he?
- He's 11. - Right.
And, he made a couple of comments.
Like, alluding to the fact that, like,
"Duh, I know that you and Daddy are, you know,
divorced, not together."
- Oh wow. - And I was like,
"Oh, okay." And then I was like,
"How do you feel about that?" And, very much a brush off.
- But boys do that. - But boys do that.
- Boys do that. - That's exactly it.
When Mo and I first started having problems,
we didn't tell the girls.
Obviously, they felt a shift, so when everything
sort of blew up, they said,
"We need you to be honest with us."
Find the right moment, find the right time.
I mean, they can't be 35 and you're telling them,
"Kids, it's time that we have a talk with you."
Obviously, I've got two young kids, so I worry about them,
I think about them.
I'm Mama Bear, but I wanna be happy.
- Yes! - I want peace,
I wanna be happy.
Does it bother you with PK?
What, that he's running around with girls?
- Um-- - Rachel!
Yo, I thought I was harsh!
I think, if I'm honest, I think he saw Mo,
living, Mo and PK are friendly.
Making out on the street,
and he thought, why not me too?
Yeah, "Let me do it!"
Hey, let me get on the train!
Kyle, I saw Mo in Aspen.
Someone tried to set me up with him.
What? Oh, hell no!
Three people in one night at one event, and I was like,
"That's Kyle's ex-husband,
are you mental?" Yeah, like no!
Like, no!
We, it's just, do you know what it's like? It's like when
someone's famous and another person's famous, it's like,
"You guys know each other." [laughter]
And you're like, "Actually, we ----ing don't,
we don't know each other"
It can also, maybe it's a bad idea!
I mean, I don't, is there anybody left in Beverly Hills
that Mo hasn't tried to get with? I mean -
he hasn't tried to get with me, let's just make that clear!
I think that because Mo and PK are good friends, well then,
when, when we separated, and Mo was off being Mo, PK saw that
and was like, "Oh my God, he's living his best life,
I'll go live my best life, lelelelele!"
[laughter] And I can dip in and dip out,
and see my kids!
There was a lot of tongue in that!
[laughter] That's ----ed up.
PK is a world-class partier.
Mo is like in the kindergarten soccer league,
and PK's winning the Premier League, how about that?
He sucks, and you don't want to be with a narcissist.
And like, honestly, if it didn't happen now,
it was gonna happen
- in five years. - Ooh!
Sorry, I'm sorry! I, like, I'm sorry.
I don't mean to be that way. - No, don't, don't apologize.
Please, I love every single thing
that comes out of your mouth! Like, loving it!
I thought I was judging him! But this one over here!
Kyle, what's it like for you, when you see pictures of Mo?
First time, I was like, [gasp]
- Yeah. - It was shocking.
- Same. - But now, I've seen a few,
and I'm like.
Are you dating now?
I'm not, I'm single.
[laughter] But are you like--
- I'm not dating. - I only say that because
I feel like he's running around doing whatever.
But you feel like you can.
I can, I'm just not.
Okay. Electively not wanting to.
I mean, I'm just, I just haven't been leaving my house.
Right. [laughter]
- Kyle! - Girl, what?
But guess what, I've been happy!
That is about to change, my friend!
Like, three nights a week, you have to go out.
- Yes! - Three?
- Yes! - Three. It's not one,
it's three. Kyle, it's so much easier
to stay in your bathrobe
or your pajamas and not leave house. It is so much easier,
I'm, I am so with you, but once you're out,
you're gonna go to sleep feeling so full,
I swear to God, it works.
- I wanna go! I'm going! So-- - Are you going right now?
Cause you look like you're getting up!
I'm going soon! I feel like I'm ready to go.
Does anyone else wanna have a Hot Girl Summer?
- I do! - Sutton?
I wanna have a Hot Girl Summer!
Hot Girl Summer? Hell yeah!
I don't even know what a Hot Girl Summer
really means! [laughter]
Well, my idea of a Hot Girl Summer is not with
these chicks, okay?
It's in bed with a man, so that's it!
- Don't leave her hanging! - Okay!
I wanna have a Hot Girl Summer!
Okay, okay, okay, a Hot Girl Summer!
Let's go, baby! [laughter]
Woo! Bikinis for everyone! [laughter]
Look, I'm a girl's girl. But in order to be friends,
I wanna know the information so that I can also be helpful.
Why don't you ask what you really want to ask?
I could go Brad, I could go Angelina!
Oooh! [laughter]
This season,
on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
[electronic dance music]
Drop it!
- Ohh! - Oh my God!
I have to know what you want. Someone who likes sex!
Wow!
Is he your official man friend?
- Yes! - That was a hard launch!
Look at that! This is so Beverly Hills!
Oh my God! I like 100% have to own this!
Hot Girl Summer!
Wooo!
[screaming]
This is Hot Girl Summer, adventure style!
[panting]
Florence!
[all]: Florence!
Welcome to Villa Bibbiani!
[laughter]
You have your private sauna!
Oh my God! [laughter]
[applause]
[cheering]
To Amanda, our new friend!
And Rachel's old friend, too.
She's been here a minute, though.
I'm new new.
You are not being clear about your life!
She's intimidated.
Cause I'm young and successful
and I'm not financially dependent on a man,
and she outsourced her financial wellbeing to a man,
and it didn't go well.
Read the room, and know your place.
Do you remember?
Oh, I can remember!
You're lying! And you know what doesn't lie? The cameras!
Those days of me sitting there, grinning and bearing it,
swallowing it, taking it? Those days are ----ing over!
I'm not even talking about that, I was--
Please stop!
I am interjecting, because this is a three-way thing.
Erika, I'm not doing this!
I'm not gonna stop talking, Dorit.
Go [bleep] yourselves!
I wanted a Hot Girl Summer, and I'm not having one at all!