Previously, on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Hello.
- Hello. - Hi, my love.
My name is Rachel Zoe.
You may or may not remember me from Bravo
because I've lived here before.
Take it off or you like the crown?
- No, I actually love the crown. - Great.
- With the jewels. - I figured.
Rachel Zoe, we just, poof, hit it off, like sparks.
Does anyone ever say I saw those photos of your dad?
I'll say to my friends, I'll be like, my dad's being a ho.
Sorry, Mau.
Tom being sentenced to prison, it was rough.
You feel relief?
You just don't shake sh-- off like this.
Do you really think when I filed,
that I was going to check that box giving him
joint custody?
He's a master of his own disaster.
In this town, stars come and go,
but diamonds last forever.
I die for fashion.
But now I'm living for me.
I turn ambition into an art form,
and I am the masterpiece.
I might live on a main road,
but I definitely bring main character energy.
I didn't marry into money,
I manifested it.
Survival isn't my story,
it's my super power.
I'm unfiltered, unbothered, and finally unburdened.
[confident music]
You need slides for the lake.
I know, Mom.
Yeah, we have the two pairs of slides.
And you need to have a bathing suit.
I took your backpack out because when you get there,
I don't want you to have to go through your trunk
when you get to camp.
Kaius, are you going to miss me at all?
- Hello? - Mom!
Ugh, he's not gonna miss me at all.
[upbeat music]
[doorbell chimes]
- Hi! - Why are you so gorgeous?
Hi, babe. How are you doing?
You look beautiful.
Thank you. So do you.
You're giving me like, summer sunshine right now.
This is so gorgeous. I love a good foyer.
Same.
I love Boz's energy. I love her positivity.
I love her ----ing fearlessness.
Have a seat, my love.
Thank you. This is so beautiful.
- Yeah, it's super peaceful. - Everything is gorgeous.
We're such an odd pairing in so many ways
because we are so opposite in the way we approach things.
Like, she's scared of nothing. I'm scared of everything.
- Here's your cup, Rachel. - Thank you so much.
- I'll put it in another glass. - Yeah.
I have a real fear of hurting someone's feelings,
which does hurt me sometimes.
You know, 'cause I should hurt people's feelings sometimes.
Including my ex.
How's life?
It's paralyzing at times.
Oh.
And also, how incredibly refreshing
to make all my decisions for myself and for my kids.
- For yourself, yes. - And not have to check and
- ask anyone about anything. - Right.
There's a freedom that I have never experienced.
And it's wild.
I was living in an anxious state with shields up all the time.
To a point where I felt like I was like, walking on eggshells
and I... but about things that were like...
Can you put my carry on in the overhead?
You know what I mean? Like, I can't lift it.
And I felt like that was annoying.
[sighs]
It's like just ----ing Jekyll and Hyde.
Speaking of that, I thought it was interesting
when we started having the conversation
about the photos that have been circling, and all of that.
- Yeah. Yeah. - And I don't know that I got
your opinion, but like if you saw your ex...
- Yeah. - In the press,
kissing somebody, how would you feel about it?
Well, I did.
[gasps] Oh yeah, I did.
It's funny 'cause no one really cared. It came out
- in the Daily Mail. - Oh, wow.
And it was really funny--
And so, this is after you were separated?
Yes, but early.
- Oh. - Early and like...
please remember that I have kids that are 14 and 11.
For me, it's a lot of, Are you okay? Are you unwell?
What the [bleep] are you thinking about?
That is the question I'm going to walk away
from this conversation with, are you okay?
- Yeah, actually. - Are you unwell?
Like, actually.
Honestly, I can't imagine anything more ----ing
indiscreet than being photographed on the sidewalks
of Los Angeles, with your arm around your ----ing girlfriend,
that no one knows about,
most importantly, your children don't know about.
Use your ----ing head.
What about your businesses? What about your team?
Like, what about our investors? What about our company?
Our kids?
Hide. Hide.
I didn't understand, and it really did upset me,
Kyle is kind of you know, like I just haven't dated. When I said,
"Are you dating?" And she was like, "No."
Are you dating now?
I'm not. I'm single.
But you feel like you can.
I can, I'm just not.
You're like, whoa, no.
- And that's okay. - Yeah, it's okay.
Just maybe like I'm not ready. But is there like, not ever?
Is this like a I'm not there yet?
Regardless of who she's seeing...
the truth about the fact that you are seeing somebody,
or exploring other options,
could be a safe space for us to discuss.
- Yeah. - Versus the total shutdown
and the wall that says no, I'm not doing anything.
Then it's like, I'm sorry, are we friends or not?
There's a lot of speculation about
what's going on with Kyle, is she dating somebody?
Is she not? Is she trying to get back with Mau? Is she not?
And I think certain people have asked her that question.
But Kyle is out here dodging them like the damn Matrix.
And that's why I'm just like hey, look, if we don't want to
break that barrier, fine by me,
but let me know that so that I could spend my energy elsewhere.
Boz.
Not you hiding behind the shades.
[laughs]
[upbeat music]
[doorbell chimes]
- Oh, hi. - Hello.
- Hi! - How are you?
- Good, how are you? - I'm good.
Oh, this is nice.
This is your first time in the house.
Oh, wow. This is beautiful.
You acted like you're living in like, the slums.
[Mau laughs]
I didn't say I was living in the slums.
These are just towels, more towels.
Why do you think I need so many towels?
Portia said you bought eight towels total?
I only use one.
[laughs]
By the way, these are for our daughters,
not for any little skanky hos.
[laughs] Okay.
Originally we had said that Mau would lease his place
in the high-rise for six months
and then we would have a discussion after.
But Mau went from his place at the high-rise
to leasing this house, without me even knowing.
I feel like it brings us further away
from the conversation of potentially
fixing things in the future.
Were the girls teasing you at all
about the photos the other night?
[laughs]
I mean, a little bit of teasing.
They told me that I'm in my ho stage.
Well, you are in your ho era.
So, that's what the girls said to me.
If the shoe fits.
[laughs]
What about you? Have you gone on any dates?
[laughs]
No, I'm single.
- I mean... - I'm single.
That's why you're allowed to go on dates.
Yeah, but I haven't gone on any dates.
You know that I would not be in the situation like you.
Sorry to say.
- You never know. - No.
You get it going on, the passion, the whole thing, the--
- Shh, can you shut up? - No, for you.
Yeah, but when you're saying that, you're also referencing
yourself and I don't need to hear about that.
Okay, fair enough.
[laughs]
[bleep] off.
Yes, I have dated since Mau and I have been separated,
but I can also be private and discreet, unlike Mau.
We don't need to see that of each other.
Our kids don't need to see it.
I don't feel the need to parade around,
showing it off to everyone.
How about you? How are you doing?
I'm good. I had, you know, the girls over for this like,
little just, outside party. But Dorit was like, you know,
talking about how those photos make her really mad.
And she was saying PK sees you doing this stuff
and that's why all of a sudden, he's doing this.
I mean, that sounds so ludicrous to me.
She seems very, like, angry.
- At him? - Mm-hmm.
That's the vibe I get from her. He's not angry at all.
I mean, I obviously don't know Dorit's side,
but based on my perception,
she's got a little bit of a fantasy of what the reality is.
Coming up.
- He's gonna die in prison. - Right.
That's heavy.
Are you gonna like, say goodbye?
[confident music]
- Hi. - Hello.
- Welcome to Maison d'Émilie. - Thank you.
So, we're doing a Valmont hydration facial.
Can't wait. This'll be fun. It'll be a treat.
So, we're waiting one more person.
- I have one more person. - Okay.
[bell on door jingles]
- How are you? - You look cute.
Thank you. You should wear this color more often.
Oh, well good to know.
- Did you check in? - I have not checked in.
Welcome to Maison d'Émilie.
You're here for your appointment?
Yes. My name is Sutton.
Sutton, okay, so we'll be doing--
Brown. [laughs]
Erika and I have been through a lot in five years.
You're gonna find yourself newly single.
So, I do have a care package kit.
Thank you.
You pretended to be my friend.
And you know what that is? Lying.
No, that's actually just playing your ass.
You said that I am unkind to women.
You are, in this group, absolutely.
I'm surprised that Erika has invited me for a spa day.
Just me and Erika.
Oh, you look cute.
You look the same as me.
Oh, cute?
This is Erika extending an olive branch. Take it.
Please. I don't know if there will be another one.
These beds are amazing.
- I don't want to lose my top. - Ooh!
- Okay, then you can lean back. - Well, there's not much to see.
- Okay. - Did you have fun yesterday?
- I did. - You and Dorit got along well
yesterday.
Sutton, I was sorry to hear about the annulment.
I like that you're looking at looking at it
- very optimistically. - Yeah.
And very much reclaiming your power.
I just want to allow her some grace.
I think she'd really like that.
I can almost feel her energy a little bit.
When I went through my divorce,
I was so surprised at every turn. And yet,
I was still a mother maintaining that kind of stability at home.
So, I want to be more
open-minded and open-hearted with Dorit.
Because I know that she's going through a really tough time.
Okay, so I know that you're so over everything with Tom.
Oh, I'm not over that.
[sad music]
I'm heartbroken.
It ----ing sucks.
Knowing that person and being married to that person
- for that long. - Right.
And then to see him walk down the courtroom steps like that.
Knowing he's going to die in prison.
- Right. - That's heavy.
On any level.
Are you gonna like, say goodbye?
I don't know.
But I've thought that exact same thing, what do I do?
You know?
But if you don't say goodbye, would you regret that?
Exactly. I said this to somebody the other day,
I just kinda hoped he'd die before he'd go to prison,
just so he could get it over with.
How old is he now?
He was sentenced on his 86th birthday.
Oh, my gosh, he's older than my mom.
And really not in good health.
He, yeah, he's gonna die there.
I know, babe. I know.
I have thought about visiting Tom. Would even want to see me?
Would he know who I am?
Is there gonna be some magical answer
to all the questions I have?
No. I've realized through a lot of therapy,
sometimes you're not getting closure.
You have to close it yourself.
The whole thing from the people and the victims and the,
- you know what I'm saying? - Yeah.
All of it. To this.
To dying in prison, it's insanity.
That's some pretty messed up sh--.
Five years later, I'm still fighting my way out of this.
I still have civil cases that are in motion.
You know, I don't know that I'll ever
get away from any of this. I don't know what happens to me.
You know, ultimately, in the end.
My God, really.
Like, just the whole disaster from the beginning, the middle,
and the way it ended.
Well, I hope you get some relief.
Thank you.
[sad music]
[upbeat music]
So heavy.
Hey, pumpkin. What a good dog you are.
Abba, do you like lemon in your water?
Sure.
Thank you, my love.
The fact that you guys have been here has been a game-changer.
I can't even bear the thought of you guys going.
It just stinks not having any family here, you know?
Not having you guys closer.
You did the right thing. You called us up, we're here.
The last few weeks, I've noticed something change in Jagger.
It's like he's got the weight of the world on his shoulders.
We went to a friend of mine's for dinner,
and she had her father there. He was regaling with stories
of when he was younger.
When we got home, Jagger burst into tears
telling me how much he missed his Saba.
And I held him for over an hour,
and it literally ripped my heart out of my... out of my soul.
We decide to take him back with us
and they're going to have the best time, Dorit.
They tell everybody, even people they don't know,
"We're going to be with our Grandpa and Grandma in Florida."
You know, this is the first time ever
that the kids know Mommy can't go, and they're okay.
Not to change the subject, Dorit, but as much as you are
worried about Jagger,
I'm so worried about you and your health.
You don't get enough sleep,
you don't get enough rest, nutrition.
I know, and I feel it. I feel the weight of it.
You know, PK used to handle everything.
And now, it's like he's dumped a lot of things in my lap
without any notice.
I've not had a conversation with PK to learn
what he's expecting me to pay, or what he's paying.
I just find out from the business manager
if he decides he's no longer paying something.
It lands right in my lap,
and it's usually, like, meant to be an eff you.
I have to get a new business manager.
I had to get a divorce attorney.
Every single expense that has to do with the kids,
other than mortgage and school, I'm paying for.
Every single one.
It's been a really difficult adjustment.
To have to make all of those changes and do all of those
things, like that, when you are in fight or flight,
while trying to be a mom and parent.
How you worry about me, imagine it's 100 times more,
how I worry for my kids.
Coming up.
Today we are going to draw another kind of beauty!
[claps]
- Drop it! - Whoa!
- Oh, my God! - Wh-hoa!
[upbeat music]
It's so pretty out.
This is exciting.
You know my daughter, Alexia.
- I'm Alexia. - Hi, Alexia.
- This is a tradition. - Mm-hmm.
- I mean, I registered here. - Oh, you did?
Your aunts registered here. Everybody registers here.
- Ooh. - Yes, it's a rite of passage.
And normally my sister Kathy, who is amazing at this,
would help me. She's out of town.
She's out of town today. Oh.
I know, she's out of town. But Sutton's coming.
We can start the journey upstairs
and we'll go from there.
[luxurious music]
Thank you.
So, this is Ginori. It is called Oriente Italiano.
- Mm. - I love it.
- Does that speak to you? - Yes.
We, as a family, are not good at being organized and planning.
We just aren't. We try and it never works out.
- Hi, ladies. - Take a look these.
- Oh, hi! - Oh, you match the plates.
- Oh, she does match the plates. - Oh, my God, it's perfect!
I mean, the wedding is less than eight weeks away
and the only thing we have locked down is the rabbi.
I'm going to just roam around.
If you lose me, I'll probably be by the cups.
You can roam around. Oh, I want all new stuff.
[luxurious music]
Yes, I kinda want to get all new stemware.
Oh, see, she needs a hanukkiah.
- I love these. - Those are the mezuzah.
At my Bel-Air house, where you lived.
I had them at like, every door of my kids' rooms.
Oh, by the way, want to hear how funny this is?
- The girl... - Mm-hmm.
...that bought the Bel-Air house from me,
her name was Amanda. I bumped into her at the Glen Centre
the other day. She is also getting married
and she's coming here today.
Amanda bought my old house in Bel-Air from me.
[hammer smashing on tile]
And for whatever reason, my followers
were very angry with Amanda for smashing our beautiful floors.
[hammer smashing]
I mean, who knew this house was so loved, not only by me,
but by strangers as well?
[carefree music]
Hi, how are you?
Oh, my gosh. Your bag has a puppet.
Oh, my God, look at you guys. What? This is insane?
- That is so funny. - That's really good.
Well, you guys have that, yeah.
- We all got the memo. - She's getting married, too.
- What's your date? - 10-10-26.
Ooh, that sounds good.
You got a lot of time.
I found the venue but that's all I've done so far.
How did you find the man?
He chased me down the street in West Hollywood.
In West Hollywood?
- What are we doing wrong? - I mean.
- What am I doing wrong? - The night I met Eddie,
I'm walking towards Santa Monica Boulevard with my girl friend.
I walk by this really cute, tall guy.
And next thing I know, I'm stepping into the street
and he is right behind me making witty banter
and asking to buy me a drink.
Were you wearing a cat sweater by any chance?
I remember thinking why do I feel compelled
to like, put my face on yours?
I just met you.
From not like, not like a slutty, horny place,
from like a, why do I feel like I love you?
Like, you know what I mean?
He says he manifested me
and he's a better manifester than me,
when I'm kind of known for manifesting
because he decided that night he was ready to meet the one.
And the I like, walked by him. Within an hour.
I'm best known for my best-selling book,
Rich as [bleep], which helps women redefine
their relationship with money
and manifest more into their lives,
which inadvertently has given me the nickname
"The Money Queen".
If you're gonna be the queen of something,
it might as well be money. [laughs]
You know? I'm not mad at it.
So, I'm gonna go look at some tchotchkes
and knickknacks downstairs.
Okay, I'll meet you down there.
Okay, amazing. I'll see you guys in a little bit.
- Okay. - All right,
so what are y'all doing this weekend?
We're going to a party.
It's a small party at my friend's house, Jennifer Tilly.
- The boho chic party? - It's the boho chic,
sit-in-a-chair party.
I decided I want to have a party at my house,
which is so unusual for me,
because I don't really like to entertain.
- Yeah. - Because I'm always afraid
something will go terribly wrong.
I have no idea what we're in for.
Sutton: Look, it's sip and draw.
- Where are you from? - I'm from Augusta, Georgia.
- Sand Springs, Oklahoma. - Oh, stop.
- Yes. - I only know Oklahoma
when you stop to get gas in the plane.
What? Oh, right, 'cause it's in the middle.
You stop in Oklahoma or Texas.
[upbeat music playing]
Boz: Where's my brush?
Somebody probably took it.
Lael?
What do you need?
I cannot find my brush. [laughs]
I came to return it. I'm sorry. I did take it.
- Have a seat. - It's better than mine
'cause mine is like, I don't know,
it's like the same thing but it's just like, better.
Okay, well here, hold these things for me.
I like doing your hair 'cause then I can talk to you.
I have you imprisoned.
You're forcing me to talk to you?
Um, we just had your birthday party.
- Yeah. - I saw a lot of people,
in there who maybe could be talking to each other.
- Oh yeah. - And things.
Are you planning on talking to anybody?
I did date a guy who went to juvey once.
Excuse me? No.
Well that was, he went to juvey.
- No, Lael. - He went to juvey after.
Yeah, I'm gonna lay hands on you. Lord,
please protect my child from all of criminals.
Don't let her fall in love with a criminal.
Speaking of dating,
how are you feeling about me and Keely these days?
- Oh, um, pretty good. - Yeah?
Yeah, I like him. I like you two.
- You said you like me, too? - Together.
- I said I like you two. - Oh.
- Like, together. - Girl, that sounded like,
I like you too. Like, I was like, what you mean?
No, you love me. [laughs]
Keely and Lael have developed a very sweet relationship.
The three of us have traveled together outside of Los Angeles.
We've got to Saint Lucia for spring break,
we've been back to Ghana. So, it's... it's great.
We're traveling a, the trio that we're meant to be.
You like us together?
Yeah, that's what I meant, like that.
- Thank you. - I think another thing is
when you guys are getting... I don't know,
I've never said this out loud but I feel like when you,
when he's like, proposing, I want him to ask you.
- What? - When he's proposing?
Oh, my gosh, okay. What are you about to say?
Well, I said I'd want him to ask me.
You want him to ask your permission?
- Yeah. - Oh, like you're my dad?
- Yeah. - Oh, my God! What?!
I'm really proud of her for taking this stance,
but I really hope that the answer is yes
because if she says no, hmm, Mama's not gonna be happy.
- Look, the one rule I have... - Is there a ring?
...do not let me get proposed to without my nails being done.
Your nails are always done.
No, no, no. I mean, I mean like fresh, fresh.
Like, I'm talking within a day or two. Fresh set.
Okay. [both laugh]
Okay, well you look good.
Coming up.
- You know what you look like? The 1985 Chanel
where you had all the Chanel models
in the motorcycle jackets.
That's the year I was born. Yeah.
- Oh, 1980...? - 85, yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
[upbeat music playing]
We're going to Jennifer Tilly's house
and I think we're gonna either paint or draw, and have drinks?
You know I can't do this sh--. Like...
Are you gonna have like, an abstract approach to it?
Yeah. [bleep] yes.
[upbeat music resumes]
I hope not because I'm definitely not good
at drawing that.
[laughs]
What is this, the Titanic?
[upbeat music resumes]
[dogs barking]
This is vintage McQueen
Are you really going to wear that?
- The Labubu? - Yeah.
You guys! Why are you against my Labubu?
[birds chirping]
Hello.
- Hi, honey. - Nick, you did an amazing job.
Thanks, honey.
I really wanted to have a party, like,
to kick off the summer,
because I did miss Kyle's summer solstice party.
And I know my last party at Caviar Kaspia
did not turn out so well.
You need to pick on somebody else whose wallet fits.
So, I decided to have a drawing party,
because everybody loves art. But...
I have a little surprise for the girls.
Well, actually, it's a big surprise.
[laughs]
Everybody loves a good karchut--
- A charcuterie. - Say it?
Charcuterie.
Everybody loves a good charcuterie.
And I believe there's caviar too somewhere.
Caviar? Oh, my God, am I made out of money? Apparently.
- Erika: Hi! - Hello.
- How are you? - Good to see you.
Jennifer: You look so fabulous! - I'm good.
- Hi. How are you? - Good.
Rachel! Oh, my God, you look gorgeous.
- Hi, Jenn! - Nailed it.
I've met Rachel socially.
I've gone to some events that she's at.
I'm a little bit in awe of her
because she is one of the most famous stylists in Hollywood.
Oh, my God, am I overdressed?
I am a little intimidated by how super cool she is.
Brought over some caviar chips.
- Oh. - I love a caviar chip.
Thank you so much. This is Abby, everybody.
- Purveyor of caviar chips. - Thank you, Abby.
- You look gorgeous. - Nice to see you!
- Hi! How are you? - I missed you!
Oh my gosh, you look so cute.
- You look gorgeous. - Thank you.
- Ah! - Hi, guys!
Permission to enter. Hello.
Y'all a stranger is going to come into our midst.
Sutton invited her friend Amanda.
- Hi. Amanda: Hi.
How are you? Welcome. Nice to see you.
- I'm great. Nice to see you. - Come on in.
- You must be Amanda. - I am Amanda. You're fabulous.
- Hi, I'm Amanda. - Erika. Nice to meet you.
- Erika, Boz, Rachel, Amanda. - Rachel.
- Ooh, I love your necklace. - Thank you. Mwah!
I think everyone did boho chic really differently.
You look like the 1985 Chanel
where you had all the Chanel models
in the motorcycle jackets, and the sort of ballgowns.
It's sort of like, a fabulous look.
That's the year I was born. Yeah.
- Oh, 1980...? - 85, yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
1985? [laughs]
I was in Hollywood selling sandwiches out of a hamper,
10 cents a sandwich, 25 cents a salad,
so I would push the salads.
While she's struggling to get out of the womb,
I was just struggling.
- Hello, hello. - Hello.
Jennifer: How are you? You look beautiful.
It's so good to see. Mwah!
Good to see you, too, Jennifer.
- Thank you for having me. - I'm so happy you're here.
- Hi, baby. - We're in white.
- I know. - Look at us. Mwah!
Hi, Dorit. This is Amanda.
- Hi! - Dorit.
- It's so nice to meet you. - It's good to meet you too.
She bought my house in Bel-Air from me.
Yes, I live in her Bel-Air house with my family.
Oh, wow! How many kids do you have?
- Four. - You have four?
Yeah. The older two are my step-kids,
- they're nine and seven. - They're his kids?
His-- I'm raising them,
my step-children.
Oh, I don't know if I like that.
I don't know if I like another woman calling my daughter
her daughter.
There's only one mama, that's me.
[glasses clink]
Oh, good, yes. Improvise.
Okay, so on the invitation it said sip and draw.
I believe if we have all been sipping, now it's time
for the drawing portion of the evening.
So, if you would like to follow me,
we have easels set up outside.
[quirky music playing]
Jennifer: Find an easel that agrees with you.
Kyle: Which way do we go?
What are we... painting?
A bowl of fruit?
All right, settle down everybody.
I want to introduce to you, Miles.
Miles is a fabulous art teacher. And you know,
there is beauty in all of nature.
But today, we are going to draw another kind of beauty!
- Oh! - Oh, there we go.
- Oh! There is a naked man. - Okay.
Drop it!
Sutton: Oh, Jennifer!
- Wh-hoa! - Oh, my God!
Today we are going to draw another kind of beauty.
[claps] Drop it!
- Oh! - Oh, Jennifer!
- Oh, there we go. - Oh!
There is a naked man! Oh, my!
I can't see. [laughter]
Wh-hoa!
- Oh, my God! - Amazing.
You look great.
Jennifer: Turns out, penises are all a civilized party needs
to turn it up a notch.
Everybody loves penises. Who doesn't love a penis?
I'll take a bag of dicks over a bowl of fruit any day.
He's not circumcised.
[laughs]
I am so sorry.
[laughs] Kyle!
Does anybody want a drink?
'Cause Jeff is here for your libation pleasure.
Can you make a mocktail of some kind?
Boo, you have to drink alcohol.
I mean, unless you're Kyle.
It's not exactly that I don't drink ever,
it's just I really prefer not to drink.
But I don't know who Erika is to think
she should comment on my not drinking.
Am I going to be shamed for good life choices?
Is that her MO?
Wow, that's a big bulge.
I'm really... no, that's the knee.
Oh, okay.
Jennifer: I just really like your pose.
That is very creative.
Can you hold that for a long period of time?
- It hurts. - Oh.
If I was like in this position for so long...
oh, my God. Ow.
Ow.
I think I pulled a muscle. Truly.
Has anyone ever ogled you in a way
that made you feel really uncomfortable?
- No. - Have you ever gotten
a boner during it?
- Time's up. Pencils down. - Pencils down!
Oh, sh--.
Back away from the board. Pencils down!
I drew the important parts.
Jennifer: We have Erika Jayne's, the fabulous Erika.
Erika! Jesus!
She went right in on a closeup.
She skipped over the head.
Okay, now we're going to look at Dorit's painting.
- All right, Dorit's. - Oh, yeah.
You can tell who's not having sex by these pictures!
- Ha! - Rachel's.
All: Oh! Rachel!
- Are you serious? Kyle: Do I have to show mine?
- Yes. - Oh my God.
Don't pay attention to the nails, the manicure.
All right, everybody, Kyle's.
It's actually not that bad but I think it's a woman.
She said, "I think it's a woman."
I don't know.
I definitely do not think
that we have unearthed any artistic geniuses.
He got a butt implant.
[laughter]
None of these girls are probably
going to be the next Monet.
I think we're going to let the art expert
decide who the winner is.
I do think that yours might have been the best.
Really? What?!
I think we should all give the men a big round of applause.
Thank you. [applause]
We're going to step inside and there's some desserts,
and to ruminate over our creative experience.
I need a carrot, I think.
[carrot crunches]
Are they passing the desserts?
- They are. - Okay.
How is your lovely man?
Boz: Oh, he's fantastic.
Aw, he's such a cutie. He has such a warm energy.
Jennifer: Are you dating now? Kyle: What?
Are you dating now? Do you have like--
- I'm not right now. - Mm-hmm.
Not right now.
I'm not, no. I'm--
She's still getting out of that.
You're still moving out of the relationship.
Here we go again.
Why can't we just get to the heart of the matter?
Jennifer: I'll be right back.
Boz: Everybody's seen the pictures.
We've heard the rumors. Like, you know,
either kill it altogether or admit to it.
Have you gone on any dates?
My husband is too busy torturing me.
- Oh. - Is he back in L.A. right now?
He's, he's back in L.A.
He came back after being gone weeks in Europe.
My kids are supposed to go to Florida
with their grandparents.
They're so excited about going to Florida.
- Mm-hmm. - And PK is now,
I got a letter today from the lawyer
saying that he's going to block it.
- From going? - From going?
- Yes! - Why?
- Just to be mean. - Just to be mean.
And Jagger has been walking around
like he's got the weight of the world.
I, I don't see my son anymore.
Do you know how heartbreaking that is for a mother?
- Yes. - And he's asking for my dad.
- Wow. - He's asking for my dad.
Not his own father, for my father.
And you know what? Five minutes after him arriving,
Jagger came into like, the same boy that I...
that I've been familiar with.
[sad music playing]
Do you know what that's like for me?
And going to sleep every night thinking, my God,
how they're going to be affected and--
I'm breathless watching Dorit
basically crumble in front of everyone.
The emotions are taking me back. It's like a time machine.
I want to cry with her because it's just heartbreaking.
Oh, it's so ----ing awful.
My kids, they needed love and support,
and just to be around family.
This is the first time,
the first time I'm seeing the impact
of mine and PK's divorce,
and it's ripping my heart out of my chest.
[sniffles]
It just feels like whatever I'm doing is not enough.
It's too overwhelming to think about everything.
Dorit: Yes. - So, if the most immediate
thing right now is getting your kids to Florida
so they can have a good time, let's solve that.
He called up, he spoke to Phoenix and he said,
"Okay, well if they're going then Daddy's going
to come to Florida and we'll stay in a hotel."
- Mm-hmm. - "And you'll be with me."
Well, maybe by him going, you have to meet in the middle.
If he wants to go to Florida in a hotel, let them do that...
You know he's not going to stay there.
I don't think you understand, Kyle.
I'm not doing with someone who it's like,
oh, let's meet in the middle.
He's not. He doesn't think about--
If he's going to go to Florida, get a hotel.
That's a little bit of a win.
They can go there and see your grandparents. See him.
They don't want to.
- They have a chance... - I'm trying to find a way.
- Do you see what I'm saying? - Yeah.
- Like, just to meet in the middle.
But he's doing it to hurt me.
Listen, I'm... nobody is here is, I mean I don't--
Yeah, we're not questioning that at all.
Who knows. We're not saying, maybe he his, maybe he is not.
[tense music playing] Really?
You can actually have the audacity
to say well maybe and maybe not?
Do you know how to show up 100 %, ever?
I'm broken. What more proof do you need?
You have known me almost 10 years.
How many times have you seen me this way?
So, if you're trying to help me...
- Yes. - ...put yourself in my shoes.
Yes.
You have a nine and 11-year-old, they're leaving in 48 hours.
- Mm-hmm. - And you're telling them
as they're leaving, you have to stay with your Daddy
- and see your Daddy. - No.
And they're crying as they're leaving.
And begging you not to.
And you're pushing them out the door.
- No. - And you're saying,
You have to stay with your Daddy.
That's what you think I should do?
You need to let him be the bearer of the bad news.
Erika: Exactly. - Let him either show up or not.
First there's crying, now there's yelling.
This party has really taken a turn for the worst.
Prep them that you're going with your grandparents,
you're staying with them. Your dad might stop by.
Let him bear the entire responsibility
of those children. He is not gonna do it.
Call his bluff. Send them to Florida.
- I agree. - He is not gonna show up,
and if he does, it's one night on the way to St. Tropez.
Well, I very much enjoyed this evening.
Jennifer: You guys, thank you so much for coming.
[tense music playing]
Kyle: I can't keep talking about that situation anymore.
Dorit responds differently to me when I make a suggestion,
versus the other ladies.
- It was loving meeting you. - Oh.
But the other women have never met PK.
And whatever Dorit says, they just say,
Yes, what an asshole, what a narcissist.
I cannot help that I have met this person
and had experiences with this person,
and see him in a different light.
Bye.
Jennifer: It's exhausting to have a party.
[upbeat music playing]
What do we want to eat?
Hello?
Come in!
Guess what I'm getting you?
- A Coke? - Yes.
Ah! How are you?
Now you've got me drinking them again.
- I'm sorry. - I'm good, how are you?
I'm good. I'm good.
Kyle: I thought we'd sit outside. It's nice outside.
Hi, Bambi. Oh, look at Bambi. She's getting so old.
- Hey, girl. - You're such a good girl.
So, Sophia, I was telling her how we, you know,
these four men came and took off their robes
and were naked. And then Sophia's like,
Portia, come in here. Mom had to draw a wiener!
I was like, it's been a long time since I've seen any skin.
[laughter]
Good one. You're right, it has.
But we could, that could all change now that you're single,
so there you go.
Kyle: Well, listen. Last night was fun,
but I am so tired of people asking about my dating life.
- Are you dating now? - I'm not. I'm single.
Jennifer: Are you dating now? - I'm not right now.
I'm not, no. I'm--
Kyle: Erika, if you were seeing someone...
- Yeah. - ...that you cared
very much about, that
specifically says you know, please, I don't want...
I'm not a part of this group, and you know, be respectful.
Would you betray that person just because people are curious
because they saw tabloids?
I'd protect that person.
I mean, listen, I've...
always told everybody just to be honest,
and I'm always the honest person.
You know, I'm not a liar.
But you know, I don't know what people want from me.
I'm... I'm single now, okay?
You know?
I was seeing someone who I cared about very much.
[sad music playing]
Kyle: Since separating from Mau I was in a relationship.
I was at a very vulnerable place in my life
and I fell hard for this person.
You know, I'm in love with somebody,
I want to share that.
I don't care, I'm an open person like that.
But that doesn't mean
that the person I'm with feels the same way.
I think you've been as forthcoming as you can be.
I'm trying.
All the speculation, and the gossip,
and the talking is what ultimately ended it.
I could have weathered the storm,
but this is not for everyone.
I don't understand. It's like, you know,
people think they're owed an answer.
Yep.
If it was only me, I would give all the answers they want,
- but it's not just about me. - But there's someone else.
- Yeah, it's not just about you. - No.
There are two people here. Not just one person.
Well, there were.
Erika: Imagine getting out of close to a 30-year marriage,
unexpectedly falling in love with someone,
but you can't talk about that love.
That's a really hard place to be.
Even though this relationship is over,
the women are still going to question Kyle
until she addresses it, once and for all,
and clears everything up.
It's just been confusing, you know?
Yeah, because you love someone very much.
Yeah. Ugh.
It's hard, babe, I know.
I think if this person weren't so afraid of the public scrutiny
and the life under a microscope...
When you love someone and you're protecting someone,
it sucks, you know, because you can't be free.
I think Kyle is probably the most honest with herself
she's ever been in her entire life.
She's open, understanding.
Finally, willing to... be vulnerable.
I'm very proud of Kyle.
You're in a rock and a hard place.
Yeah.
Next time, on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Boz: I'm matchmaking my girl friends and my guy friends.
Hopefully something sparks.
- Coldplay sucks. - What?!
- I'm not a Stracke. - Un-Stracke yourself.
I'm not.
You're not married to him anymore.
In mediation, you have to know what you're working with.
Do you know about your retirement accounts?
No retirement accounts exist, as far as I'm concerned.
Why don't you ask what you really want to ask?
What's that?
I could go Brad, I could go Angelina.