[chime]
Previously on
"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills".
If I'm gonna do a book and it's gonna be my memoir,
I wanna put my heart into that book.
Head straight.
Babe, you look hot. Just stand strong.
You got it!
- Did you choose a co-author? - I did.
Like a, like a ghost writer?
Co-author's a ghost writer, yeah.
I just sat down and wrote.
Taking James to school on Saturday.
We move him in and we say goodbye.
Ooh, Lord!
It's just very emotional.
You know, he's my youngest and my last.
Gosh, this is amazing. Oh, wow!
House hunting is the first step
in Keely and I putting our lives together.
All that's left... is a ring.
It came to me that you had concerns.
- Mm-hmm. - About me. So...
- What has come to me. - Why didn't you come to me.
By the way, everyone has been saying this.
She's going through a [bleep] time.
We're all going through a [bleep] time, Rachel.
I agree with that.
You're going through a [bleep] time?
- My husband went to prison. - And?
Dorit, you're an asshole and you're a [bleep].
I have respected the fact that
Dorit has not been in a great place.
She's been overwhelmed.
She's at her absolute limit.
But there are limits to my patience.
I would much rather be alone than around
a bunch of ----ing [bleep].
Okay, ready?
- Hello, birthday girl! - Gorgeous birthday girl!
You look so good!
Awkward.
This could be like, a big love fest,
or it could be like a fight in Vegas.
[tense music playing]
- Let's all get in. - Yeah, scooch in. Scooch in.
Three, two, one. Hold it.
Hi. A Belvedere's fine.
With all the sh-- that I have going on in my life right now,
I should be looking forward to seeing my friends,
knowing that I'm gonna get this strong sense of support.
But instead, I have to deal with Kyle
and her army of soldiers.
This Kelly.
Oh, my God, I can't. I know. I know.
Oh, that one's nice. I like that one.
I'm just waiting for someone
to be handing them all out matching uniforms.
Hi! Oh, my gosh!
You look amazing.
You're so, oh my God, look at you.
Gold lamé, so gorgeous!
Kathy, darling, let me help you down.
- Oh, my God, are you beautiful. - No, you don't even
need help. Look at you.
- Oh, my God, look at you! - Fabulous, girl!
Ha, ha!
Hi. Can I have a disco margarita?
That sounds delicious. Thank you.
Oh gosh, I'm probably flashing people
in my gold tights.
Okay, she's here. What are you gonna do?
When are you gonna talk to her?
Honestly, at this point, I'm like...
You know, it's so hard to watch kind of.
Listen, we've argued and not agreed
and hurt each other's feelings,
but that night was really the worst. The worst.
Yeah.
Dorit is just on a path of destruction.
She tossed out her friendship with Erika and me,
and now I just feel so frustrated and I feel so angry,
and now I also feel really sad.
This is sad.
I mean, calling a friend a ----?
- Right? - That's awful.
- I don't know what Erika did. - I don't know what I did.
- When I would ask for answers-- - I don't know.
You guys are having a personal conversation, I see.
So, join us. We're talking about the whole situation
- that happened at last night. - Yeah, that was insane.
That was crazy.
I've not heard from her for a week
since we've been back.
So, you haven't talked to her since then.
- And she isn't here yet. - She's there.
Oh, my God! You look so good!
Honey! I'm sorry, I would get up but--
- Mwah! Mwah! - Don't. Too much.
- Oh, you look wonderful! - Look at you sitting pretty.
Hi, everyone. Hi.
Yay, Rachel! Happy birthday!
[cheering]
Guys, we have a lot of Virgos in my backyard right now.
I'm so happy you guys are all here,
new family, old family,
my actual real family, my boys.
I love you guys. And this is a night to celebrate life
and everybody just have fun.
Eat, drink, dance, and all of that.
- I love you guys. - Woo!
[heartfelt music ]
- You did great. - I love you.
- Oh, look. Is that Kaius? - Yes.
- Cassas. - No, it's Kaius.
Oh.
You look beautiful.
- How is your life? - You're aging backwards.
I know, I got a facelift.
Well, you need to give me your doctor.
[laughs]
- Are you gonna dance tonight? - I will.
So, the thing is, I can't bend my knees.
So, you're just gonna like stick figure over.
Yeah, so I'm just gonna Barbie it over.
- How are you? - I'm good.
- Yeah? - Yeah. Feel good.
- Everything's okay. - You look good. Okay.
Thank you. I feel good. Everything's all right.
I didn't even see you since Italy.
I know. I was just about to say.
- I haven't even talked to you. - I know.
Have you and Dorit talked since Italy?
I'm gonna give her some space.
I've been a good friend to Dorit.
I still am a good friend to Dorit.
Dorit's going through some things.
- Yeah. - And I know she's overwhelmed,
and that's okay. Take a moment.
- Yeah. - I'mma take a moment over here.
I need space from Dorit so that I can
assess our relationship.
Is it worth salvaging? I don't know,
but I need a moment to find out.
- Hi. - Hi, guys.
[tense music]
Well, you guys, Dorit is over there where Erika is.
Want me to go find out what's going on. Okay.
- Yeah, go find out. - I'll steal your chair.
Yes, yes, yes.
- Hello, hello. - Hey, Jennifer!
Hello, gorgeous girl. How are you?
- Where have you been? - I've been over there doing
a little chitty-chatter by the pool.
Erika's waving to us. Oh, she's calling us over. Okay.
I'm about to fall all over the place.
Hello, darling!
- Hello, gorgeousness. - How are you doing?
Hello. Woo-hoo!
- I made it. - You made it.
You look so pretty in this white.
Oh, thank you. Bye!
What's going on, girls?
Well, you know, recovered from Italy.
Look at all of us. I know, right? Have we?
- Have we recovered? - Have we?
This is the first moment I've seen her.
- Right. - And her and I,
we need to have a conversation.
But I've had a really, really intense week.
My kids started school this week and Phoenix has had a really,
really challenging transition.
First day of school for them,
- it such a massive transition. - A big deal!
Because they've been homeschooled.
Five years. She was a shell of herself when I picked her up.
She was crying. You know, I don't fit in.
I don't think I'm ready. She felt very isolated.
That took it out of me.
And I think I'd like to
have it when I've got more of my head in... in the right place.
I think it'd be nice to just say like,
I'm sorry I didn't talk to you...
this past week. But let's...
I do, I think it'd just be nice.
I'm very happy to hear your opinion, but
that's definitely not how I'm leading.
- Okay. - I didn't feel any obligation.
Why would I apologize for not speaking to her
- when I never got a call? - Right.
So, with the hope of not sounding too rude,
you know, when there's-- Hi, baby.
What's happening? You look very serious.
- I'm listening. - Yeah, she's very serious.
Sutton's got a lot of opinions
about how I should approach Kyle.
For the first time in forever,
Sutton and I finally started to have a friendship.
But then she started talking behind my back.
Kyle and I talked with Amanda,
like with the investigatory thing.
I would have been pissed.
You suggesting that I did a Google deep dive.
I didn't say Google.
I heard something today.
It was about the lunch where you said you could end Kyle?
I can end Kyle?
You said, I could have ended Kyle.
I can't fathom what I would have meant
or me ever saying that.
And now, all of a sudden, her desperate obsession
with getting Kyle's approval has gotten the best of her,
and she's taken our friendship
and flushed it down the toilet.
We are dancing. I'm gonna dance.
We are dancing. You are gonna be happy tonight.
- I'm gonna be happy. - If it's the last ----ing
thing I do, you are gonna dance and you are gonna have fun.
Damn ----ing right.
- Understood? - Yes.
Do you understand the assignment?
- I understand. - Do you need another vodka?
- Yes. - Okay, let's ----ing dance.
[tense music]
That was wild. I just got shut down.
You know it's like a sudden squall in the jungle.
- I just got shut down. - You got really shut down.
This is like Mean Girl Dorit 101.
Oh, I don't like something that you said,
so now I'm going to make you feel real stupid
and ignore you so you feel even smaller.
I'm done. I don't give a sh--.
It's so mean. She's showing her true colors,
and she's only about herself.
I don't give a sh--. I am so sick of it,
I am starting to really not give a ----ing sh--.
[tense music peaks]
- Do you need another vodka? - Yes.
Okay. Let's go ----ing dance.
That was wild. I just got shut down.
You got really shut down.
I am so sick of it, I am starting to really not
give a ----ing sh--. Like, I don't ----ing care.
I'm leaving.
- What did you say? - I'm leaving.
Why are you leaving?
Dorit was just very rude to me,
very condescending, and I want to go.
- Because we're not gonna-- - You're not going.
We haven't even danced yet.
- [Bleep] her. - I don't wanna dance.
I'm really not up for it tonight.
I'm not. I'm not gonna pretend like this is fun.
Let's go inside for two minutes. Come on.
Okay, but I'm not-- okay, gosh, these ----ing shoes.
[tense music]
Can you explain
- what just happened? - Yeah, I mean...
Listen, Jennifer asked about have you talked to Kyle?
She said no.
I said, I think it would be nice if you told Kyle
you were gonna reach out to her at some point.
Whatever Dorit said.
It's when Rachel came in. And then
Dorit just starts talking to Rachel. I'm sitting right here.
And it was very condescending. I did not like it.
But you know, I have emotions too,
and I have things going on, too.
[somber music]
- I know. - I am now alone.
I know.
Seriously alone.
I've been there.
And I have been holding it together this summer.
I dropped my baby child off at college.
And that was stressful and hurtful.
And if Dorit would take one second to pay attention,
she might realize that we can all help one another.
- We all have things going on. - We have a lot going on.
- You have a wedding next week. - If she thinks that's
at the top of my list of priorities.
This is crazy. This is crazy!
Going through the list of people that Dorit's having
problems with right now,
it's Amanda, it's me, it's Erika, it's Sutton.
I mean...
you know what they say,
you meet more than one asshole a day,
you're usually the asshole.
Why give such importance?
It just really hurt my feelings.
You know what you have to say to yourself?
You're not getting rid of me.
[laughing] That's the Sutton Brown I love.
Oh, my God.
Walk back in.
[upbeat disco music playing]
Let me make my way to the dance floor.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Go Kaius!
[laughing]
I love it.
Go girl! Go girl!
[laughs]
[music stops]
She probably earned every single penny of that massive
divorce settlement she is getting. Hmm.
I think that you should go talk to Dorit.
I'm going to.
[tense music]
Hi.
Yes.
That's annoying.
We'll talk more.
- Yeah. - Why?
I'm kidding. I was enjoying my conversation.
- Well, I'm sorry. - For the first time.
You really just hurt my feelings.
Just now?
Over there when we were talking, and Rachel came up.
And I said that you gave me your opinion.
It wasn't that part. You just-- I was listening about
your children going back to school.
And as soon as Rachel sat down,
- it was like I didn't exist. - Hmm.
And it really hurt my feelings.
Okay. I'm sorry your feelings were hurt.
Are you?
I just said I'm sorry.
Well, just doesn't seem like
it feels like you're really sorry. I don't know.
Okay, well what would you like me to do to prove
how sorry I am that I hurt your feelings for...
I mean, do you think that that was--
...talking to somebody that came up to me?
If we're gonna build a friendship, I need to be able
to tell you that you've hurt my feelings and I was
- uncomfortable with that. - Oh, you did,
and I came with an apology. What would you like
- in addition to the apology? - I don't understand.
You're mad because I needed to tell you something?
Okay. Bye-bye.
Weirdo.
Ten minutes ago when Sutton sat on that couch
and she looked me in the eyes,
and she had the audacity to say to me
that I should apologize to Kyle for not having called
her since Italy. I knew. She's gone.
And I don't have the tolerance or the patience for it.
[laughs]
She has lost her mind.
That went splendid.
For all you Virgos out there,
I'd like all of you to come to the dance floor please.
You know, we're about to do cake.
- Woo! - Yes!
- He is so cute. - Good job, honey.
There's one cake for all the Virgos.
You guys, if you're a Virgo,
come here next to me, please.
- Really? - Sutton. Yes.
- Really, really? - Virgo. Virgo, Sutton.
Okay, guys, we're all gonna sing together.
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday, dear Rachel ♪
Okay, do it with me, guys.
Yes!
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
[cheering]
Yay, Rachel.
I hate my birthday.
I hate my birthday because that means
I'm getting a year older. I hate my birthday.
However, my mind and body are completely a different age
than my actual self.
I feel very liberated.
I feel like happy to be myself.
Oh, my God!
[splashes]
Oh, my God! Jennifer ----ing Tilly.
[splashes] Woo!
This sort of cliché is like,
oh, my God, holidays and birthdays are really hard
when you get divorced.
And mine are like... [laughs]
I'm like, having the best time.
Jennifer ----ing Tilly,
I love you so much!
Coming up.
Do I call her up and say, hey listen?
- Yes. - I'm going to have to.
She will probably be mad at me.
Yes.
She's gonna immediately say you're siding with Kyle.
- Why are you doing that? - Yes, she will.
[upbeat music]
Puppy, come on. Come on!
Puppy, I know that you've been eating cat food.
I know that you have.
[Facetime chimes on]
Oh, you look nice.
Do you have a new 'do?
My hair was cut so short in May
that we've been letting it grow out.
It looks good.
[sighs] I'm tired.
I'm sure you are.
Haven't even talked to you since I got home from Italy.
The house where we stayed was very old,
like 17th century or something.
They had a huge theater.
They had two tenors and a soprano.
- Oh, well that was nice. - It was really, it was cool.
[sings operatically]
Hmm. We've had a lot of drama in this group of friends
and I'm tired of it.
Dorit has not been very nice lately.
Her behavior has changed a lot since
the beginning of the summer.
You know something? After your father died,
I was pretty upset.
[quirky music starts]
That might be where Dorit is right now.
That she's going through the motions but she's really not
in touch with how she's coming across to other people.
Mm-hmm.
Well, she was very short with me the other day.
It really hurt my feelings.
Yes, Mom, I am tired. And my son just
- moved across the country. - Oh, yes.
And she didn't ask me about that. I've been...
I've been in Dorit's corner, like very--
She really didn't mean it.
Hmm.
She is writing her memoir.
Oh, please.
So, she's doing a "launch" party for the book,
even though there is no book,
so I'm calling it a photo launch party.
Everyone, I want to invite you all
to my cover release party.
I'm revealing the cover of my book.
[quirky music pauses]
[quirky music resumes]
And I don't want to go.
Well, don't go.
You think that's okay?
Well, of course it's okay.
Hmm. And I just have not even
begun to be alone in this house.
Ooh, I was thinking about that.
You have so much to learn.
I'm feeling a bit anxious about it.
[sad music]
I mean, you know, it's gonna be fine
but I haven't gotten to the quiet place yet.
Taking James to college
and moving him in went really well.
I mean, it's so sad.
I came home to an empty house, an empty nest.
I don't know what it feels like yet.
I see that it's empty.
I don't know if it's registered that it's empty.
But you know, he's gone.
[exhales] But I left him happy.
So, but when is my fun empty-nester thing gonna start?
In about five years.
Five years?! [music winds down]
[laughs]
You're gonna figure that out for yourself because
you're gonna start just doing stuff for, you know...
to enjoy yourself.
Because now you don't have that responsibility.
I like the responsibility.
Thank God I have a business.
Thank God I did that six years ago,
because I would really be lost.
I like being a mother.
Well, you still are a mother, but you are also Sutton,
you're a unique person, and that's what you need to work on.
Mm-hmm.
It's gonna be lonely.
I will probably come to hate my dogs.
[dog whimpers]
But I think all in all, it's gonna be great.
You know, we've done all the hard work to get to see
the beautiful view.
And I want to just stand at the top
and take in that beautiful view.
Well, that's it for me. I'll talk to you later.
- Right-o. Bye-bye. - All right, bye.
[lid claps closed]
[breezy music]
[doorbell chimes]
- Hi. - How do you feel post b-day?
I am so ----ed up right now. [both laugh]
I am on an hour and a half of sleep.
I still have 40 pounds of glitter on my eyes.
- Yay! - No, no, literally.
I had fun. I thought the party was beautiful.
Listen, thank you my love.
Have a seat. What can I get you to drink, babe?
- What are you gonna have? - Hi, D. Thank you.
- Sparkling or flat or-- - Let me ask you this.
Is there a Coca-Cola in the house?
Yeah. We got some last night.
Thank God. Did you enjoy your party?
You know what? I really did.
The happiness that I feel when I look around and see
all of these incredible friends, I'm like,
how did I get this ----ing lucky?
- Because you're a good friend. - Aw.
You've been very understanding with all of us in this group,
including Miss Dorit who's... [chuckles]
...letting us have it.
Oh, my God. Erika, we have to really talk about that.
What do you think?
The thing is like, in terms of the shopping,
or about her spending, or about-- I, the thing is for me,
we all ----ing shop. So, I don't--
it's hard for me to be like, wow, she just spent so much
----ing money in the Hamptons 'cause I don't know.
Well, here's the thing also too,
when we go through separations and things,
the first thing all of us think about is money.
That's-- I don't, because my situation is different.
Right.
That isn't where my mind first goes.
I have had my own freedoms in my life,
even within my marriage because I make my own money.
It is critical you have financial independence.
That will set you free, always.
And I think my point is like,
I don't want to judge about her spending or her lateness
or her-- look, her lateness is her lateness.
I think she's got to work on that.
The lateness is not I'm just late. The lateness leads into
is it time management? Is it I don't care about anybody else?
- Right. - Is it, you know,
I'm mad at everyone? - Right.
I feel like everybody's out to get me.
Right. What do you think it is? Do you think
it's just being overwhelmed with all of it?
I can presume that hey, you know,
the marriage is coming apart and she's overwhelmed
with the kids and all of the sh--.
I see a lot of fear in Dorit, and rightfully so.
It is scary.
It just is. Your world's upside down, you don't know.
You've got legal issues. How am I gonna pay for all this?
What's it gonna turn out to be?
You know, I know PK is not gonna be easy on her.
He's stalling. He knows all the tactics.
Like, this is... [scoffs].
He's got her whipped into a frenzy and he loves it.
At the end of the day, it's a lot. And I also feel like
part of my job right now, as Dorit's newer friend,
I'm gonna have to go a bit deeper
'cause I do wanna make sure she's okay.
I think she'll respect you for it.
And we're gonna go to her book party.
You're gonna go with me, aren't you?
I don't know.
I think that if Kyle doesn't go,
she would probably expect that.
Right. But if I don't go...
- It's gonna be a thing. - ...it's gonna be a thing.
She will be incredibly crushed if you don't go.
She will be, and she will probably be mad at me.
Yes.
Do I call her up and say, hey listen?
- Yes. - I'm going to have to.
I think a no-show would destroy her.
No, that's not fair. She's going to immediately
say you're siding with Kyle.
- Why are you doing that? - Yes, she will.
- Mm-hmm.
Coming up.
Oh, look at us on our little mommy-daughter date.
Oh, how nice!
I know, right?
Oh.
[exhales]
Oh, look at us on our little mommy-daughter date.
I'm so excited for dinner.
Thank you.
- Thank you. - I was gonna hold your hand.
- Good evening. How are you? - Good.
- Welcome to Boa. How are you? - Thank you so much.
Bozoma Saint-John. Two of us.
Perfect, we have a private set up reserved for you.
- Oh! How nice? - I know, right?
Oh, my God.
[exhales]
[tender music playing]
[crying]
You left a message. You said you were in San Diego.
[laughter]
- You look great. - Thank you.
You're gorgeous. Love your lips, love your eyes.
Love your smile. Love everything about you.
[exhales]
When we went out on our first date,
I knew there was something just different about you.
That third date, when you invited me to Ghana,
I was like, "Are you sure?" [chuckles]
But I know in Ghana that this was something very special.
It wasn't too much longer after that when I began to realize
this is who I could cross
- the finish line with. - Aw.
I can't wait to do forever with you.
[chuckles nervously]
Nephew, can you
- bring that to me, please? - Oh, my God!
Thank you. Thank you.
Oh, my gosh!
[exhales]
Ah!
Oh, my God!
Oh.
- Will you marry me? - Babe! [laughs happily]
Yes, of course! Yes!
[cheering]
Mwah.
- I love you. - I love you too.
My heart is beating so fast.
I feel like everybody can hear it.
My gosh. I'm like, shaking. My hand can't even...
Aw. [laughs]
I cannot believe that this moment is here.
I have been thinking about it, dreaming about it,
envisioning how I would be in it,
stoic and fabulous and laughing.
But all I want to do is cry.
I can't even believe that I'm here.
[guests clap]
Oh, my God!
Oh, thank you!
[guests cheer]
Love you.
I haven't allowed myself
to truly dream of this moment again.
I feel like I've been blessed to have been loved once,
and to have been proposed to once.
To have been married once.
- I love you so much. - Mwah.
And the thought that it could happen again
felt like lightning striking.
- Hi! - Hi, Mom! Hi, guys!
She said yes! You gotta show her the ring. There's the ring.
Okay.
- Oh, the bling, bling. - Okay, love you guys! Bye now.
Hi, Mrs. Watson. [guests laugh]
I'm gonna be Mrs. Watson too!
[all cheer]
- Congratulations! - Oh, thank you, Mrs. Watson.
- Looking forward to you. - Thank you so much.
You did that. You look amazing.
- Thank you. - That ring.
[both crying]
It has felt like Lael, Keely, and I have become
a family unit already.
I love you so much.
And this just makes it official.
We have so much left ahead of us.
Uh... not... not yet. It'll probably be summertime.
We need to plan weddings. I want to be pregnant.
We need to have a house.
Gosh, there's so much to look forward to.
To good health, to love, and to the newly-engaged lady.
[laughs]
[guests cheer]
- Cheers, everybody! Yes. - Cheers everybody! Cheers!
Thank you! [laughs] Thank you, baby.
Coming up.
An hour ago, my phone just starts like, blowing up,
blowing up, blowing up.
You know, I don't follow my ex. And they're like, did you see...
- Oh, God. - ...like, his social media.
What did he post on his social media?
[sighs]
[upbeat music]
I love you.
I love you, too. Love ya.
Thank you. I need that list from you.
Oh, hi, boo boo. Hi.
By the way, the dresses that we ordered, the backup dresses,
they already shipped.
So, hopefully they'll get here in time.
What is this?
I did that salmon sperm facial.
- That looks really nice. - Yeah, this looks nice.
- Right now, this is to scrub off the dead skin.
I just want to be as cute as I can for Saturday, guys.
I love you so I want to do my face.
- Where are you going? - I'm gonna go
to my last dress appointment.
Oh, her last fitting!
Oh, my God, the big day is coming.
It's four days away.
And she's going to be a wife.
It's just unbelievable to me.
I just look at her, I'm thinking, oh, my gosh,
she's just a baby, though. How is this possible?
- You like any boys? - Hmm.
Ooh, girlfriend.
I'm gonna go get something to eat.
Where're you going?
- That's mine? - That's your car!
You're lying to me! I'm gonna cry right now. I'm gonna cry.
Alexia, look at your school!
Text me when you're home tonight.
I love you so much, honey.
You're gonna have so much fun here.
Bye. I love you so much, angel!
She is starting this new chapter of her life
and I just...
I'm speechless.
Hi.
- How are you? - I'm good.
Okay, I have so many things, first of all.
I know, I have a lot of things to go over with you too.
I was actually supposed to go to something tonight for Dorit.
Mm-hmm.
But honestly, it's weird to go
when we're not even really speaking.
Also, you have so much going on right now.
Your daughter's getting married.
I mean, I'm gonna text her
and just say you know,
I'm not gonna be able to make it tonight. But even that's weird.
We're not even talking or texting.
But I can't just not show up.
Over ten years, I have always stood up for Dorit,
defended Dorit.
Were people doing coke in your bathroom?
Oh, come on!
That is a horrible accusation.
I'm sorry! I have to be honest about it.
Come on!
With Dorit, our friend
had her life threatened.
And then you said, "Well, I'm sorry I didn't have
a gun held to my head", acting like you didn't give a sh--.
That's not true, and you know it.
I'm telling you the truth.
We're better together than going through
this while we're going through all the other stuff too.
We'll get to the other side of this.
I want to support her, but on the other hand,
I feel like all the support and being a good friend to her
seems to be unimportant now.
She seems to have forgotten about all that, so I thought,
why am I going to go to this
and show up after what just happened?
[sighs]
I need this day to be here and just enjoy.
Be able to enjoy. You're going to. It's gonna happen.
Okay.
[upbeat music]
- Thanks for ordering me stuff. - You're welcome.
- You're a good man. - So, what's going on?
So, I wasn't gonna go to this party. It's Dorit's...
"Book launch."
Well, I think you have to write a book
to call it a book launch.
This is more along the lines of
revealing the cover of the book.
Like, I took a picture for the cover of my book.
So, you are going? Are not going?
I'm in a weird position. I don't feel obligated at all.
I really don't. I don't feel like I owe her this.
I don't feel like I need to go.
There's a little piece of me that's like, just be a woman
who supports women.
Dorit has been horrible to me.
She made my summer very hard.
But I want this for her because
I want a stream of revenue for her.
I am happy for this woman that
made my summer absolutely terrible. I am happy for her.
[inhales deeply]
I'm gonna go and if the vibes are bad
and weird, I'm gonna go home.
In the eternal words of my father,
don't be the one to start it,
be the one to finish it.
Hallelujah.
[quirky tense music]
Real cock-eyed.
Do I look too dressed up for Dorit's thing?
You do?
Right. Sequins on a Monday. Why not?
[gentle music]
[dog barks]
Hello. I'm gonna call Boz.
[clears throat]
- Hi. - Hey there, girl!
You look pretty.
Thank you. Um, where are you at?
- I'm at my house. - Why?
Well... I'm not gonna come tonight.
- I know. - Sutton...
I know, but let me just talk you through this real quick.
The way I was spoken to on Thursday was not nice.
I understand that she's under a high amount of stress,
and I don't want to be a part of the problem.
Okay. Do you think that there'll be any time
at which you want to address this with her?
Of course. I want to talk to her.
I don't want to have this sever our friendship
that we're working on.
I think if I went, it could even injure it further.
I've been putting a lot of work into myself this year.
And part of that work is learning to respect myself.
I've also been working on being non-reactive.
And I think if I go to this party,
I might find myself in a very reactive position.
Because obviously you know she's gonna feel a way
because you decided not to come.
Right now, I'm very... like, I'm vulnerable
with my feelings right now.
Right.
This is not a good move by Sutton. I mean, look,
at the very least, she can show up to support Dorit.
Dorit always has shown up for her, even when they weren't
in the best of places.
So, why can't you just show up and drink some champagne
and then leave? I mean, eat some hors d'oeuvres if you want to.
The girl paid for them. Go ahead.
[exhales]
Um, all right, have a good night.
All right. Bye.
[extravagant music]
Hi.
There's my handsome baby.
- Hi, honey. - Hi.
- How are you? So nice to see you.
Cover release party.
Let me see this. Wow, you look gorgeous.
You ready for a book release?
- I'm ready. - Let's do it.
Yeah, it's beautiful, right? Gorgeous.
Oh! Honey, it's so beautiful.
Obviously we got some standing cocktail tables,
and everybody's attention will be directed to you that way.
Lovely.
It feels like it's been a long time
since I've been able to really have something
I can stand behind and celebrate.
I am so excited about tonight.
When you do make your speech, the music will go off.
At that point we'll have champagne being
- given out to everyone. - Yes.
Before I met PK,
I had already had a full career in fashion,
in business. When I met PK, I put things on hold
to start a family. But now, given my situation,
it's time I get back into the workforce
so that I can support me and the kids.
[upbeat music]
Hi, my baby girl.
I'm so excited to read it. Congratulations.
Thank you so much.
So, pretty in here. Hey, there she is!
There she is! Thank you for coming, my love.
- Hi, you look gorgeous. - Thank you, baby.
- The glam, beautiful. - Really?
Yeah.
- Same. Same. Same. - You too? So, you...
- I'm on fire right now. - You get it.
I'm on ----ing fire. But I'm okay.
- Tell me. - No, because it's your night
and I don't want to talk about it.
Oh, sweetheart. It won't distract--
Oh, my God, you do. You have...
I mean...
This is where I'm at right now.
I wore this intentionally.
Tell me what's going on.
Literally, I was like, getting dressed and fully like,
maybe an hour ago, my phone just starts like, blowing up,
blowing up, blowing up.
You know, I don't follow my ex. And they're like, did you see...
- Oh, God. - ...like, his social media.
What did he post on his social media?
[sighs]
Coming up.
I've had three of our group
- that are not coming. - Are you kidding?
- Who's not coming? - And very last minute.
That is... that is kind of strange.
Tell me what's going on.
You know, I don't follow my ex.
What did he post on his social media?
Please don't tell me something--
You know, her birthday is the day after mine.
Posted "Happy birthday to my love".
- Oh, stop. - I swear.
- Stop. - I swear.
Out there for the world to see.
Absolutely insane that he is dating a girl with her
birthday three days after mine. Like, a Virgo-wannabe stylist.
Like... You know.
I can absolutely see PK doing
exactly the same thing Roger did.
Oh, honey.
He loves the attention.
I'm sure I will feel exactly
the way Rachel feels, sick to my stomach.
[sighs]
Oh, my gosh! Gorgeous girls, hello! How are you?
- Oh, I love the dress. - Congratulations!
Look how chic you are. Oh, my gosh.
Jenn Tilly, you jumping in the pool with my son.
Oh, my God!
[splashes]
Oh, my God!
[splashes]
Your son was adorable. I felt my ovaries expanding.
[glamourous music]
Hello, Amanda! Oh, my gosh how gorgeous you are.
- You look fabulous. - Thank you.
- How's it going? - Pretty good. Pretty good.
I love this dress. It is so cute!
It's a Balmain dress from... maybe this past winter.
Well, hello, did I not tell you mid? I told you mid-glamour.
I was naked when I texted you.
You're giving me 70s Cher right now.
- really? - This is my publishers.
You're so lucky to have Dorit.
Her exciting life is going to be in a book.
That's amazing!
This is one of the most exciting and thrilling and...
like, you're taking your heart and you're putting it out
- on the paper. - Yes.
And that's what I love about it.
And it's kind of like, you get to tell your story.
In your words.
In your words and let people know parts of you
that people maybe don't know.
I am very proud of Dorit.
I love that she's having this little sort of ceremonial
gathering. Like, look, I'm on my way. Baby steps.
I took the first step.
Usually when you're writing a book,
that's the last thing you do is the photoshop
for the cover, so she's doing it a little bit like, reverse.
But you do you.
- I don't think Kyle's coming. - She's not coming.
Aw, hell! Did she tell you that?
'Cause Sutton just called me. She told me she's not coming.
I've had three of our group
- that are not coming. - Are you kidding?
- Who's not coming? - And very last minute.
Hi, sweetheart. How are you?
Well, I know Natalie is sick.
And Kyle is tired and overwhelmed.
Uh-huh.
And Sutton just wrote me,
"After much thought the last few days,
I've decided not to attend this evening.
I want you to have a special night tonight, and after the way
things went at Rachel's birthday party,
I think it's best I stay home."
You were, you spoke a little sharply to her.
You had a little bit of a squiff,
but it didn't-- did anything else happen?
- No. - Gee.
The only thing that's inconsistent about Sutton
is her inconsistency.
It's more shame on me.
How many times do I have to let Sutton show me
that she has no compassion for me?
What you're going through is really hard,
and I've been there.
You can lean on me a little bit.
You need to pick on somebody else who's wallet fits.
We can shake on that one.
I don't want that to then turn.
It's not. You have my word. You have my word.
She sent the message 30 minutes after the party started.
- Wow, okay. - You need me?
I just want to tell you something.
So, the kids are here, they're good,
- they have Shirley Temples. - Okay.
We're still waiting on a couple of the other girls
- to arrive. - Is Erika coming?
To my knowledge.
[ominous music]
[knock at door]
Hello?
[both chuckle]
I know how this looks. This looks real bad,
but we did not plan this. Hand to the Bible.
I did not know that Erika was not gonna go
to Dorit's party... at all.
I texted Dorit that I wasn't coming.
Oh, I haven't done any of that.
- Oh, you haven't? - No.
She's gonna be mad.