[distant dog barking]
[tense music]
♪
I thought, "This is it.
This is how I'm gonna die."
[upbeat music]
♪
Honey, you're sitting on Paris's invitation.
Oh, no, I'm not. I moved it to the side.
I would never-- - Can you hand it to me?
I think I'd feel that under my ass.
Can you believe this invitation, by the way?
It's gorgeous.
It's a three-day situation. Look at the carat.
I love the Tiffany blue. I'm surprised it's not pink.
♪
- Hi! Ah! - You look great.
I do?
Oh, was that a present from self to self?
- Yeah. - Love it. Have a seat.
And I'll put my bag here.
Here's another little cute bag--
- Aah! - Look at this one.
How cute is that?
Look at you--you've got all the bases covered.
I have literally different eras of Gucci on.
- I love. - Call me Dorit Light.
[both laugh]
♪
All right, let me make dinner.
Zo-Zo, how many pieces of broccoli
are you gonna eat tonight?
Maybe we should all eat as many as our age.
How about three?
I'm gonna let you eat three 'cause that was great division.
♪
Oh. Your hands are incredible.
Oh, this feels amazing.
- Mm-hmm. - I'm glad you're enjoying it.
I like it deep and hard.
- You got it. - What?
I'm talking about the massage.
♪
Jagger, do we have a lot of luggage?
Candy store.
Phoenix, you're always thinking about candy.
Candy.
♪
Now you're gonna go left, right.
One, two, good.
♪
Good.
So, when you're going like--
imagine someone's face right--there we go.
That works every time. Good, three more.
Two more, one more, and time. Good work, nice.
All right. Your turn, same thing.
Good, nice.
Good, rotate, good.
You're kicking someone's butt...
- That's it. - That you don't like, Portia.
Portia today is vastly different
than the Portia last year.
She was sleeping late.
She didn't want to leave her room.
I fell asleep on my lunch break,
and I slept through another class.
She was clearly going through a very difficult time.
Four more, three more, two more--Opa!
I was struggling as a parent
because I really did not know what to do.
I have never been in a pandemic.
[crying] I don't even feel like I can do a good job right now.
It's like... - You're the best.
But I feel like I can't do anything.
Yes, kick some ass!
Portia is absolutely shining now.
I need this side of the room to scream for Portia, please!
At Portia's bat mitzvah, I started seeing the spark
in her eye again and how she's coming out
on the other side of what she's been through.
It was so special,
and it was one of my most favorite days of my life.
Ah! Are you kidding me?
Are you nuts?
Fight me,
fight me, fight me, fight me, fight me.
♪
This is lunch.
Oh, my God, this is good. I think this has coconut in it.
I don't like cheesecake.
I don't like cheesecake either.
- Mm-mm. - No wonder we're friends.
Hello, Miami!
Thank you for being here. - Oh, gosh.
It means a lot.
I know you're very busy. You could be anywhere.
You're welcome, Garcelle. I'm so sad.
That you're in Miami on the beach.
This is such a special weekend.
Angels for Humanity.
Angels for Humanity, it's a huge deal.
You being here means
that the children of Haiti have a future.
[cheers and applause]
So thank you for being here. - No, I'm so excited.
It means the world to me, honestly.
Sutton is tagging along 'cause she's single, I'm single.
We just have a good time, and we trust each other.
I kind of needed this.
Well, you're single, ready to mingle.
Yeah, thank you.
You and your boyfriend,
Michael, broke up, unfortunately.
Yes, we were on a nice Valentine's weekend,
and he broke up with me.
- Wow. - I was devastated.
But now I'm not. I'm dating.
- Let's get some men. - Okay.
Or a man we can tag-team on.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - [laughs]
♪
I thought we'd have some tea or something.
I love it.
This gonna be really hot, by the way.
How have you been?
Amelia's moving to New York.
- What? - Yeah.
Moved out of her apartment here yesterday.
I mean, sh-- happened real quick.
How does she feel?
She feels great. She's here right now.
She did a shoot for Rinna Beauty.
Rinna Beauty has gone through the freaking roof.
We're selling it direct to consumer, like,
literally through my Instagram.
Your lips are gonna be moist.
- Kissable? - Mm-hmm.
[smooches]
The lipstick is called "I Love Lois."
Oh, isn't that cute?
- That's the name of it. - Oh, my God.
It's just been a dream come true.
Who are these flowers from? - There's a secret admirer.
- Really? - Yeah.
Have we had any dates?
No, I've had some sex, though.
- [shouts] You have? - Uh-huh.
Oh, good. 'cause you've never done that.
No, not really.
I mean, you've been--
you know, you were with Tom for so many years.
I've been married for all of my adult life, so...
Well, that is exciting.
I'm back in the dating pool, but I'm much more interested
in having really good sex with nice people.
- Cheers to that. - Thank you.
And maybe some not-so-nice people.
So what's going on?
Well, I have a little something to share.
I was a little bit shocked
when I saw Sutton on "Watch What Happens Live."
Sutton Stracke.
I was in my bedroom tuning in,
and I'm thinking, "Sutton looks great."
And she brought up this charity event.
A few years ago, Harry and Lisa both came.
I invited them to the Elton John gala.
Okay.
And they came with me as my guest.
I never got a thank-you.
- [gasps] - Oh.
all: Ooh.
I literally was in my bedroom like this.
I was like, "What is she talking about?"
And I was not happy about it.
I saw you on "Watch What Happens Live."
I didn't do it
with the intention of, like, humiliating them.
No, I thought you were standing up for me--
I was.
I didn't get a text from you after we brought the sauce.
I would've loved to have been able to say to Harry,
"She loved the sauce. She's thanking you for it."
I mean, I said it when you guys were here.
You absolutely did.
It doesn't matter how much the gift is.
- Right. - If it comes from the heart...
Right.
- You don't need a thank-you. - Right.
Why would she go on TV and say some sh-- like that?
So she could back her friend and show that she's some...
To show that she's a good friend, basically--
that, yeah, I'm loyal to you.
As a matter of fact, Lisa did X to me.
[tense music]
It's so hurtful. I consider Sutton my friend.
Honestly, I would not do that to Sutton, certainly.
Here's someone who says she's so perfect in her etiquette.
Well, bitch, no.
I think with Lisa, this is going to be okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't ----ing come for me
on national television with your ----ing bullsh--.
- Mm-mm. - Uh-uh, sorry.
You picked the wrong bitch.
[laughs]
Coming up...
Sutton, she talks a lot of sh--.
When you start taking swings at people,
they're gonna swing back.
Erika...
[hip-hop music]
♪ I'm about to pop out, come through ♪
♪ And I shut your whole block down ♪
♪ Shut your whole block down
♪ I'm about to pop out
♪
This is gonna be so fun.
♪
Oh, my God. Is this a piece of it?
Yeah.
The kids are gonna freak out. [doorbell rings]
I'll be right back. Hold on.
Let me get my girlfriend. She wanted to see it.
You said you were gonna wear pajamas.
Well, I changed my mind. Basically pajamas.
- You look fancy, though. - No, I don't.
Oh, my God.
Thanks for the flowers. So nice.
Just put them in a little vase.
Careful, it's a little dusty.
Oh, this is so cool, though.
- Thank you. - [gasps] Wow.
This is Eldemar, my contractor.
That's my girlfriend Sutton. - Hi, Eldemar.
both: Nice to meet you. - I love these floors.
Cool, right? Yeah.
The basement is taking so much longer than I anticipated.
Lead times and production times
and delivery times, just delaying and delaying.
It's driving me crazy.
It's a fortune. So we're at, like, five.
- So half a million... - Yeah.
- To do down here? - Yes.
Budget has not gone up. [chuckles] And it will not.
Eldemar said six weeks.
Why do y'all lie? [both chuckle]
Just tell her six months.
- [laughs] - No, it's six weeks.
It will get done, but not as soon as I would hope.
All right, let's go upstairs.
Do you want to get some no-caffeine drink?
- No caffeine. - Okay.
I'm already hyper enough.
Considering we got off on the wrong foot...
Are you one of those people that you don't see color?
Tell me you're that girl. I don't see color.
[voice breaking] I really don't see color.
Sutton and I are in a really good place now.
All right, let's sit in here.
Over the summer, she wanted to get together,
and we talked about kind of our issues from last year.
We had to get through that.
And now we can laugh about it.
- I know. It was really stupid. - It was so stupid.
You know what we should do for Halloween?
"Dumb and Dumber." - No, we're smart and smarter.
[laughs]
We were so exasperated with fighting.
We kind of drew our barriers down a little bit
to get to know each other, and I never thought baseball
would put Crystal and I together,
but baseball is a powerful sport.
How's everyone else? How's everything going?
We're good.
I may have had a slip-up,
because, you know, my mouth, sometimes I--
I've--yeah, I've heard of--I heard.
I've been there. - Yeah.
So I had a little slip up, and I said something
that I maybe should not have about Lisa.
- I heard. - What's wrong with me?
Look, I'm in a good place with Sutton, but am I blind
to the fact that, you know, when she's being "cheeky,"
it's actually just sort of a way for her
to jab someone a little bit?
Like, I see it.
What's the latest?
I'm dating for the first time in my life.
Do you want people to set you up?
Yeah.
Do you want to know what my qualifications are?
Okay.
- Handsome. - Yes.
Tall, educated, and likes cats.
[sighs]
Are there a lot of men who are like, "I'm a cat guy"?
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
♪
[car locks engage]
This is, like, really cute.
- Hi. - Hi, I'm Erika.
Lou-Lou. both: Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
♪
[exhales sharply]
I'm not sure where I stand with Erika, honestly.
I have some trepidations about seeing her.
With Erika, after seeing the way she's treated me,
I don't even know why you would do anything.
I'm going to work out with her.
- No, no, no, no, no, no. - And I'm actually...
- I don't care. - Going to say to her,
it's not okay to attack you the way she did.
Hey...
Hey. - Hi.
Welcome to Slay, ladies.
We're going gonna grab our kettlebells.
Okay, go easy.
One, two, three, up. Three, two, three.
Good, four, two, three. Good.
On the darkest days,
I was looking for anything to take me out of the pressure.
The last thing I wanted to do was work out.
Good, five seconds. Keep going, keep going.
I really did enjoy fast food and drank more alcohol
than I've ever drank in my entire life.
But, you know, when you order Taco Bell
and you don't remember it
but the wrappers are in the kitchen...
that's a problem.
Three, two, time.
Good stuff. - Whoo!
Good job, girls. Little recovery.
If you've got some water, feel free.
Little breather. I'm just gonna pop downstairs.
Feel free to have a little stretch.
- Thank you. - I'll see you in a bit.
- Awesome, thank you, Lou-Lou. - You're so welcome.
Wonderful. How pretty is she?
- Oh, my God, I want her arms. - She's gorgeous.
She really is.
How are you?
I'm good. It's been busy.
I was just in Miami. I got to see my sisters.
We had dinner.
We didn't grow up together,
but when you're family, you're family.
Mom, she was the glue...
- Oh, yes, she was. - Of the family.
She is so proud of you.
Because we always thought that she loved you more.
[laughs]
- Yeah. - Good.
Are you gonna apologize?
- To who? - Sutton.
- What--for what? - You threatened her.
How? Tell me the words I used.
"I will come for you."
You ever call me a liar again...
I'm coming for you.
♪
Yeah, but that means anything.
- Erika... - I was backed into a corner.
I can't really apologize for, you know, not fighting sterile.
Well, you know what? She was freaked out.
And I have to say, I would have been freaked out.
- You hired security? - For a week I did, yeah.
[laughs]
I don't know what she's gonna do.
Oh, okay.
I want to say this about Sutton.
She talks a lot of sh--.
When you start taking swings at people,
they're gonna swing back.
Coming up...
What happened to Dorit, it's terrifying.
I've been putting out fires all day today, too,
but, I mean, I wasn't held at gunpoint--I'm sorry.
♪
I want to say this about Sutton.
She talks a lot of sh--.
When you start taking swings at people,
they're gonna swing back.
Sutton chose to repeat things
and say things that have been disproven now.
You know, there was never $20-whatever million in my LLC.
The $20 million elephant in the room.
Why is the paper saying that $20 million went into your LLC?
[tense music]
I'll never get away from widows and orphans,
even though it's not true.
I never had it.
It was never in my hands. It was never in my account.
The bankruptcy trustee says,
"Erika Girardi never touched the Lion Air money."
Oh, okay.
Other than Erika saying that they've been disproven,
I've seen nothing,
not in the paper, not in the blogs, nowhere.
If this is true, why isn't it in the press?
The facts are in my favor.
I didn't touch any of this sh--.
And when someone is repeatedly saying things--
But weren't all the girls saying things?
Yeah, but she led the charge.
Sutton spoke very strongly
on things that have, by the way, been disproven.
♪
I don't know-- you'll have to go check
all that sh-- out, but it was disproven early,
so Bravo can do their due diligence.
I don't really know. - Okay.
Yeah, duh, tell them to go ----ing read everything
that my lawyers put out
and that they can answer their own ----ing questions.
Thank you.
So wait. Is everything dismissed?
- No, it's not dismissed... - Okay.
But it's just kind of time
to smile a little bit and have some fun.
Good.
I think Erika's hopeful, and because she's hopeful,
she might be jumping to the gun
before we really know the truth.
So I think Erika is just...
denial.
Every day I would wake up to a new accusation,
a new lawsuit, a new this, a ----ing documentary,
a hit piece in the "LA Times," "New York Times."
All of those things are not true.
♪
So can you sue them for saying that?
Oh, no.
That's later on down the road. - Okay. Okay.
I want to make one thing very clear.
These are civil lawsuits.
I have not been charged with a crime.
I'm not gonna ask you any more questions about Tom.
If you want to share, you share.
I want to move on from this.
Me too.
He's in a facility, and it's just so open-ended.
It's weird.
I'm legally separated,
and there are some bumps in the road
about divorcing an incompetent person.
Lot of loss, you know, at once. - All at once.
I have much bigger lawsuits to fight,
and, you know, I'll get divorced when I can.
[chuckles] You know?
I'm trying my best to sort it all out.
[dramatic music]
[upbeat music]
♪
Ready position.
all: Ready position, ma'am.
Guardian stance.
all: Guarding stance, ma'am.
Attention.
all: Attention, ma'am.
That was spectacular. Give me a high five.
Can we do 15 push-ups?
You want to do 15 push-ups?
Let's make that 20.
Let's make that 10.
- 15. - 10.
The kids have been taking karate
for a little over a year.
One, two, all the way down.
I really like that discipline, respect,
confidence are all incorporated in this practice.
We're gonna do our kicks first.
All right, you ready? - I'm gonna knock you over.
Okay, one, two, three. Get 'em.
Focus, okay?
Don't wait so much time because the bad guy's gonna get away.
One, two, three.
- Yah! - Good.
Jagger's always shown an interest in martial arts.
Jab, cross, go, good.
But that little Phoenix--
I mean, she is a tough little cookie.
She blows me away sometimes.
I'm gonna push the bad guy towards the pool.
[cell phone rings]
Hey, G.
Hi!
Hold on, I'm gonna go inside.
I'm back.
It was a whirlwind. The kids were amazing.
They were in the wedding.
I know, so good.
He's good. He stayed back in London.
So he's there a couple of more days.
How are you? How was Miami?
I feel like that sums you up in a nutshell--
glamorous, gorgeous, and giving back, so...
Garcelle and I-- we immediately became friends,
and then we hit a few bumps in the road last year.
I don't have a problem with you overall.
I have a problem when you won't let anybody else speak.
I start to think, "Gee, she had a problem with Kyle."
And then what you did in Palm Springs, which in my--
[BLEEP] you with that.
Now that I'm aware
that I need to limit my words with Garcelle,
maybe we'll just keep it short and sweet.
No, it's very--it's super low-key.
My kiddos--
- Yes, you can. - Hi.
Can you say hi to Garcelle?
- Hi. - Hi.
Anyway, well, you look gorgeous.
Thank you.
I'm glad you called to check in.
Bye, gorgeous. Bye, bye, bye.
Phoenix, you need to have a popsicle after dinner.
[object thuds]
I think you guys are fully feeling the jet lag now.
[dramatic music]
♪
[distant dog barking]
♪
When they came into my bedroom,
when he had the gun to my head,
I thought, "This is it.
This is how I'm gonna die."
[sobbing] I begged them, and I told them,
"Let me help you.
"I'll show you where everything is.
Just please, please, God."
[sobbing]
"Please don't hurt my kids. They need their mommy.
Don't hurt them. Don't hurt me."
[sniffles]
A shattered glass patio window,
the aftermath of what investigators describe
as a violent home invasion, where as many as three men
broke into Dorit Kemsley's Encino home.
According to victim reports,
the men threatened to kill her, ordered her out of bed,
and demanded about a million dollars' worth
of jewelry and handbags.
When the police got here, I was so shaky.
I walked over,
and I let them in and thought, "Thank you, God."
[sniffles] "Thank you."
As I'm looking in the morning
to get my news, it popped up.
I call Erika.
My gut reaction was,
"I just got to go there."
It's Kyle.
Can you please open up?
I called PK. He was sobbing.
"I wasn't there, Kyle. I wasn't there."
They could've killed her.
They could've killed those kids.
They could've done a lot of sh--.
I honestly think that something like this...
I don't know how you recover from that.
[dramatic music]
♪
It's just so ----ing terrifying.
I mean...
Oh, my God. What state is she in?
She's in shock.
At one point, she went,
"Okay, this is it.
They're gonna kill me." - Yeah.
"And then they're gonna go kill the kids."
both: "This is it." - Yeah.
To think that you have to beg for your children's lives,
I mean...
you just can't even fathom it.
I would die for my children right now today.
Thank God the kids...
- They know nothing. - Yeah.
They know nothing. They didn't hear anything.
That's what's ----ed up about it.
[voice breaking] It's like, I cannot imagine...
I know. I know.
Feeling that way in your own house with your kids.
- I know. It's horrible. - [groans]
[BLEEP].
But she saved 'em.
♪
[crying] I feel so silly sitting here crying
after hearing about Dorit today.
♪
Aw.
- Come in. - It's gonna make me cry.
My allergies are so bad, so I looks like I've been crying.
Guess what I found in my car-- cookies from yesterday.
- You did? Give it to me. - Yeah.
What kind?
Chocolate chip and molasses.
The paint job looks really good.
Want to sit down on this new...
Yeah.
No, after what happened today with Dorit...
It's weird.
It's terrifying.
Begging for her life.
And I was on the phone with PK, who was bawling.
I've been putting out fires all day today, too,
but it might just be that kind of day.
What fire are you putting out?
Oh, gosh.
You know, I've got this French designer
that I'm bringing in.
Immigration is just--listen--
That doesn't seem like a fire after what...
Well, it is for me and my business
and what I'm trying to do--
I know, but I was expecting you
to say something more like--
No, and, well, Waylon-- I couldn't find him.
Well, these are-- You know, it's all relative.
I know, I know.
I mean, I wasn't held at gunpoint--I'm sorry.
[tense music]
What is wrong with you?
You know, it's been a weird day, weird morning.
Are you that wrapped up in yourself
that you are not grasping what just happened to our friend?
- It's like out of a movie. - So, anyway...
Oh, yeah, let me hear about your problems.
♪
[scoffs]
It's so funny-- this morning, I was like,
"I'm gonna get a therapy session on Monday, and I did."
Mm-hmm.
So I'm going on Monday. I don't know.
I just, like, feel this weird energy.
♪
Hearing you describe it, it's horrible.
Like, she's in full shock right now.
I think we all are.
- Hi, key's in the car. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.
I don't know-- The timing is not great.
How can we have a party for Harry?
How can we celebrate anything right now?
Hi. - Welcome, ladies.
- Hi, you're Beth? - I am.
Hi, Beth. I'm Lisa, and this Crystal.
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
Welcome to the Andaz West Hollywood.
Thank you, thank you.
Well, let me show you the space
that we're thinking for the birthday dinner.
- Okay, great. - I love the open kitchen.
I love the open kitchen.
Harry can go watch if he wants or even cook if he wants.
Yeah, absolutely.
I love that Harry's allowing you to celebrate him.
- You know he's gonna be 70? - Oh, he is?
Oh, it's a big birthday.
- He's 70 years old, 70. - What's wrong with that?
Why are you saying it like that?
I know, but he's, like-- say that out loud.
He actually should be proud. He looks dope.
He looks amazing. - Huh.
Nobody looks better than Harry at 70.
As far as I'm concerned,
he's still the sexiest man alive.
And I think I hit the ----ing jackpot with that one.
I just feel so weird about it.
How do we do it with what has just happened?
You talk to Dorit and see where she's at.
I think the priority is Dorit and PK and their family.
- Yeah. Yeah. - It really is, period.
And whatever has to happen around that, that's what we do.
Yeah.
You know, Crystal said she might have some people
that she might want to set me up with.
I gave her my qualifications.
By the way, Erika's dating people but not through an app--
from being set up with people.
But I don't care if they're rich.
So maybe my qualifications
might be a little different than your friends.
I have my own money, so I look for character, humor.
I guess maybe, unlike Erika, I don't need money.
I don't need that in order to make myself feel better.
Maybe Erika misses her big house,
all the jewelry,
and the lifestyle,
so she has to look for someone
that can provide that for her.
Well, first of all, I just want to say,
you know, when I look back at this last year
and the things that have happened
with all of us... - Mm-hmm.
When we argue, we say things--
No.
Do you want to finish my sentence--
No, I want to hear,
but I just disagree already, but go ahead.
Well, I'm saying, I do feel very bad,
I didn't speak up at Kathy's house.
You have a lot of ----ing nerve.
Don't talk to me like that.
- Or what? - Seriously.
Or what?
Or nothing.
Right, exactly. Shut the [BLEEP] up.
♪
I know that she probably left that night, Kathy's house,
and laid in her bed crying her eyes out.
Are you serious right now?
I mean, am I feeling sorry for Erika?
No, I'm not-- I'm just having a--
I'm feeling sorry for her
after how she treated me at that dinner?
- I'm not expecting you-- - Are you kidding me?
She was so mean that night.
She was awful.
And no one at that table stood up for me.
You feel sorry for her because she went home and cried maybe?
I'm not defending.
I know that she does this whole "tough bitch persona" thing
that's not her when she feels hurt.
Go talk to all those victims. Go talk to their families.
They're crying.
This is the most ridiculous thing
I've ever heard in my life.
To bring it up to me? Mm-mm.
I just--it sickens me.
I get in trouble, but the men don't.
It's double standards. - Oh, PK you're talking about?
- PK and your husband. - And my husband.
He's not a ----ing soccer player.
He's a lawyer. - [speaks indistinctly]
And the wife goes, "No, no, no, not the brain.
Do the ----ing ankle."
She definitely was upset with them.
Double standard.
And upset with Dorit and me for laughing.
- Oh, was she upset with you? - She was.
You and your husband were just having a great old time
laughing at my ----ed-up life.
I want to apologize for that dinner, but I can't control
what comes out of their mouths. - You did.
- No, and also-- - I really can't
I know that Erika is still upset with me.
We have been texting, but she doesn't need
to feel like her friends are laughing behind her back.
I have now seen who she is
as a person and as a friend.
If that's who you want to be friends with, I don't care.
♪
Coming up...
I envisioned them killing me
and then going and killing my kids.
[crying] No, don't say that.
Please don't cry. Come on, come on.
No, it's okay. You don't have to be.
[upbeat music]
♪
Sh--.
How do you do this?
No.
[dramatic hip-hop music]
♪ I been the boss, I been the boss ♪
Kyle.
Hello?
Kyle, it's Erika.
- Hi. - Hi.
You think I don't know your voice?
I don't want to have bad feelings with Erika.
Well, I know it's annoying, so everybody knows it.
I have apologized, but I know that it wasn't enough.
You look great. Nice to see you.
And she's still thinking about that.
- How are you? - I'm okay, I'm good.
You are?
Yeah, I'm good. You good?
There's some positive things that are happening.
I mean, I'm much more concerned about Dorit tonight
than I am... - Can you believe it?
No, I can't.
I don't want to believe it because this sucks so bad.
I can't even believe it.
Okay.
Now I'm relaxing a little bit. - Relax.
Okay, cheers.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- [sighs]
[tense music]
♪
Hi.
You hurt my feelings, Mauricio.
- I'm so sorry to hear that. - You hurt my ----ing feelings.
I would never want to hurt your feelings.
The night with PK.
- Oh, with that? - You know, I'm sensitive.
It hurt my feelings. - I am very sorry.
This last year has sucked for me.
- Well, it was a sh---y year. - Yeah, sh---y.
There's no question. I am sorry.
Thank you.
[door opens] - Hi, guys.
Rinna. [door closes]
Yeah. [laughs] In her glasses.
Why do you look like "Mad Men"?
- I'm wearing pajamas tonight. - I love that.
Ooh.
Where am I? Who am I?
Those pictures of us are horrible.
Oh, my God.
Every one of us has a double chin.
I was like, those are the worst pictures ever.
Thanks a lot.
How blown away are you with how calm she was today?
- I feel like she's in shock. - It's certainly not about me.
It's about Dorit, but I'm shook.
That shook me. - Guys, we're all shook.
[door opens] - Hi, baby. Dorit.
Ah.
Hi, my love bugs.
- Oh, we got Dorit. - She's here.
The break-in was just last night.
And I think it's really important
that Dorit surrounds herself with friends.
Thank you for coming this morning.
- Are you kidding me? - Oh, my God.
I don't know how she's even able to leave her house.
I would be paralyzed with fear.
both: Sit. - Sit, sit, sit.
Sit right here. No, I'll sit here.
- What do you want? - I'm gonna have a drink.
- Let's have a drink. - Okay, you make it, honey.
Yeah. What do you-- Do you want a vodka?
- Yes, please. - With some soda?
It was a very emotional day at the house.
And knowing that my babies are safe
because my husband's assistant and security's with them,
I thought it would be good just to get out of the house
so they don't see Mommy breaking down.
Mo doesn't know the details that you told us this morning.
Can you-- - I don't know anything.
Can you tell him a little bit what you told us this morning?
Yes, absolutely.
When PK's out of town, the kids always sleep with me.
I put Phoenix down in my bed.
I was so exhausted and so jet-lagged,
and I thought, "You know what?
I'm so tired."
So you moved her.
I picked her up, and I put her in her bed.
Thank God.
I came back, washed my face, brushed my teeth.
I got in bed, and I grabbed my pillow,
and I was so happy to be in bed.
And all of a sudden, I hear the door open.
[dramatic music]
[door opens]
And I thought-- - You're like, "My kids."
- My kids, exactly. - Of course, yeah.
And then I don't see them,
and I don't see them, so I get out of my bed,
and that's when I saw not a little person
but a big person.
When he saw me, he panicked, and he charged at me,
grabbed me, put me down.
"Get down on the ----ing ground!
I'm gonna ----ing kill you!"
Put a gun to me, and I was just hunched over.
- Oh, [BLEEP]. - Yeah.
Hunched over, sobbing, going, "Please.
"Please, I have little babies. Please, I'm a mother.
"Please, I beg of you. My kids need me.
"Please, please, please, please, please.
My kids need me, please."
And I was begging and begging, and the other guy was going,
"Just ----ing kill her. Just ----ing kill her."
- Two men. - It was two men.
There was one of them that was collecting all the stuff.
"Where are the ----ing watches?
Where's the ----ing cash? Where's the cash?"
And then the other guy, he stood up, and he said,
"Get up. Show us where everything is."
I said, "Okay." I stayed very, very calm.
"Take everything you want, but please don't wake up my babies.
"Please don't let them see you. Please don't let--
Please don't let them see their mommy like this."
[soft music]
[crying] All I could think in my head was,
"I have to do anything to save these kids.
"They need their mommy. Don't hurt them.
Don't hurt me."
[sniffles]
I thought, "This is it.
I'm gonna die." - Yeah.
He's gonna pull the trigger," and then...
I envisioned them killing me
and then going and killing my kids.
[crying] No, don't say that.
I have to figure out a way to move on.
You need to get in therapy, Dorit.
- I know. - Right away, right away.
You got to talk to somebody.
- Right away. - I know.
And look, we're your friends,
and we're gonna be there for you.
And we will help you every step of the way.
[dogs barking]
- What do you mean? - It's okay.
Go find out what that is, Kyle.
I'm begging you. - Hold on. I have security.
Why are they barking?
I've never heard your dogs bark like--
- My dogs always bark. - It's okay.
Honey, they always bark, and I have people answer the gate,
and I have security here.
- It's fine. - Babe, don't cry.
Please don't cry. Come on, come on.
No, it's okay.
You don't have to be. No, it's okay.
Dorit's a strong woman, obviously.
She saved her children.
So I have every hope
that she's going to get through this.
It's going to take a lot of work.
Hi.
- Thanks for coming. - Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, that's so scary.
I just brought you a little something.
I didn't know what to do. - Oh, that's so sweet.
That's really sweet.
Oh, my God, oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I mean, I had just spoken to you...
- I know. - In the afternoon.
The kids were doing karate in the back, and...
- This was-- - Seemed like a normal day.
Five hours after I spoke to you.
- They thought you were gone. - I hadn't posted anything.
Yeah, Garcelle. They had a gun to her head.
Yes.
♪
He picked me up.
One of them behind me the whole time, holding me.
"Don't you dare ----ing look." "I won't look."
And this is--After 20 minutes, I said, "Guys, you took a lot.
Get out now while you can, please."
That's amazing, Dorit.
You're gonna get in trouble if you don't leave now.
- Wow. - You guys got to leave now.
They took high-value bags and jewelry,
whatever they could fit into the comforter.
There were irreplaceable items that they took,
but it doesn't matter to me whatsoever.
I said, "Please don't take my cell phone, please."
He said, "Count to 40.
I will leave your phone by the gate."
- Wow. - Yeah.
And he left.
- Wow. - And he did.
And they did.
[crying] I will always thank God
for protecting me and the kids.
[sniffles]
I don't care about the material stuff.
I don't care. I never will.
[sobs]
I don't care. [sniffles]
I called 911. I was sobbing.
Then I waited for the police to come,
and then 4:00 in the morning, they were there.
Oh, my God.
And it's almost like you're out of your body.
You now float away because the danger's not there.
Last night after all of this, I called PK.
He told me.
He said, "The second I heard your voice, Kyle,
I started crying." - Oh.
- He must've been freaked out. - He was crying.
He was freaking out. He was on the phone to Kyle.
You can see with Dorit that the shock is wearing off
and that what happened to her is finally settling in.
You guys, dinner is ready. - Okay.
- Oh, there's dinner? - Yes, there's dinner.
I have it served here. Okay, great.
I like this, you guys. It's very casual.
That's chicken with arugula and then asparagus.
Forgive me for clutching at my bag over here,
but Garcelle got me this beautiful protective crystal.
I don't know why I feel better with it.
Oh, how wonderful.
You know I love crystals and sage.
I didn't know that.
Dorit, you're stronger than any of us.
I'm gonna say that. - I agree.
You are stronger than any of us.
Absolutely.
[cell phone rings]
You landed?
I just got at the airport.
- Of course. - She's right here.
Can you come straight to my house?
[soft music]
[dogs barking]
- That's PK, honey. - That's PK, oh, good.
[door opens]
PK.
♪
They're okay, Bubba. They're okay.
[soft music]
♪
[dogs barking] - That's PK, honey.
That's PK, good, oh, good.
♪
They're okay, Bubba. They're okay.
We're okay, my love.
We're okay.
You promise?
I promise. The kids are okay. I'm okay.
I promise you.
- Mm. Hi, girls. - She's a rock star.
Rock star, PK.
I know. That's what worries me.
- Hi. - Hi.
Hello, darling.
- Love you, PK. - Love you.
- Remember everything's okay. - You're not okay.
I'm okay. I promise I'm okay, baby.
I'm okay, baby. I'm okay.
Please stop it. Don't do it, Bubba.
I promise you, the kids are okay, I'm okay.
Keeps going around my mind what could have happened.
Do you know what I mean? - PK, that's right.
We can't do that, Bubba.
We're not even gonna go there.
- And it didn't happen. - Sit down, Bubba, sit down.
You sit down.
- So impressed. - She...
- Aw. - It's okay. It's okay.
I can't stand the fact I wasn't there.
I know.
PK's so strong,
but when it comes to matters of the heart,
he's not as strong as I am.
Don't tell him that.
[crying] You know what, PK?
I have a feeling that maybe it's probably better.
Oh, yeah, it's definitely better.
- Mo? - Mo, come in.
I'm fine, Bubba, I'm fine. I just was--
- It'll be okay. - Hello.
Hi, man. How are you?
How you doing, my man? I missed you.
I'm all right. You?
You made it home.
I spoke to you last night.
Before all this sh--.
I know, literally hours before.
And this morning, you know, I was sleeping.
It was, like, 6:00, 7:30 in the morning.
I heard the phone, but it was on a vibrate, you know?
And you know when you're not awake?
So I leaned over, and I saw you'd called a few times.
I called her back.
And then obviously she was, you know, very upset,
so I didn't get to what had happened straightaway.
So your mind goes to terrible places.
You're like, "What? Oh, my God."
I said, "Are the kids all right?
Are the kids all right?"
And then Dorit explained what had happened.
It was very difficult to process.
And I'm all this way away.
- Yeah, she's cool. - She's gonna be fine.
- My husband's there. - She'll be fine. I'm home.
I remember crying at the airport in the lounge.
But, yeah, I made it home, and we're okay.
We're gonna get through this.
- Can I ask you a question? - Anything, my love.
Anything you want.
I feel really conflicted about having
Harry's birthday tomorrow.
- No. - Seriously, PK--
My love, listen to me, in my religion,
we never cancel a happy occasion
for a sad occasion.
- Are you sure? - That's just not done, yeah.
Is that right? I didn't know that.
So, in other words,
I'm not letting these guys ruin our ----ing life.
Okay.
[indistinct chatter]
It's only been two days.
I just want to get to the other side.
- Come on, let's go. - All right, let's go.
All right, I'm going.
I know it's not gonna happen overnight,
but I know that I can get there.
Dorit, you're very strong, girl.
Very, very, very strong.
Bye, love you!
Love you so much.
Come on. Let's get you home.
Oh, God, PK. [smooches]
- You feel all right? - [sniffles]
Just get you to sleep. I'm just gonna find my phone.
Hmm, that's strange.
My phone and my earbuds.
[sniffles]
I'm just gonna get my phone.
Left my phone.
[distant siren wailing]
[sniffles]
[sobbing]
♪
[siren continues wailing]
♪
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on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
[all cheering]
Yay. Cool.
[cheering] - Oh, God.
I'm already over it.
México, here we come.
Aah!
[all scream]
[shell blaring] both: Aah!
[BLEEP].
Hello, lover. all: [chanting] Get the bag.
It's $5 million. [cash register bell dings]
Do you take credit card? Visa?
I'm having a lot of sex.
I thought it was yoga clothes.
Never, ever listen to casual.
Hi.
Diana, you're giving me Brigitte Bardot vibes.
- Yeah. - Cheers to Diana Jenkins!
That is a lot of Cartier.
Oh, that one I like. Thank you so much.
It's called nouveau riche.
I think you're a soulless person.
You need a new villain? Here I am.
There was a lot more said that was very dark.
Watch your back with your new friend.
Oh, my God, I'm lit.
Oops. [echoing laughter]
Pick your antidepressants, or you drink,
but you can't do both.
You want to be on the side of the victims
'cause you think that's cool. What I'm telling you--
I don't think it's cool.
I don't give a [BLEEP] about anybody else but me.
Is that to make Erika look bad, or is that out of--
Erika, I don't have to make you look bad.
You can do that on your own.
If we're gonna talk about Erika's behavior,
are we gonna talk about everybody in this group?
For a year and a half, I've been ----ing pummeled.
Okay, so that's why you want Kathy to be called out.
Yes, it is, actually.
You said some things about this sister of yours.
I'm sorry, Kathy, you're not gonna get away with it.
[crying] I feel like you hate me.
Kyle...