- Previously, on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...
- I love that Harry's allowing you to celebrate him.
- You know he's gonna be 70? - Oh, it's a big birthday?
- He's 70 years old. Huh.
- I said somethings that I maybe should not have
about Lisa.
- Sutton brought up this charity event.
Don't ----ing come for me on national television
with your ----ing bullsh--.
- I got in bed,
and all of a sudden, I hear the door open.
They charged at me, grabbed me, put me down.
"Get down on the ----ing ground!
I'm gonna ----ing kill you!"
Put a gun to me. - No, don't say that.
- I just wanna get to the other side.
I know it's not gonna happen overnight,
but I know that I can get there.
- Oh, my God.
- What happened with Dorit-- it's terrifying.
- I've been putting out fires all day today, too, but I mean,
I wasn't held at gunpoint. I'm sorry.
- I don't need the spotlight.
I shine just fine.
- Hi, I'm karma,
and yes, I am a bitch.
- You can take all my things,
and you won't have taken a thing that matters.
- The only thing better than having it all
is having even more.
- If you want a seat at my table,
you best mind your manners.
- They say talk is cheap,
but in Beverly Hills, it can cost you.
- I have nothing to hide
and nothing to lose,
and that makes me dangerous.
- When you're the real deal,
you don't have to pretend.
[downbeat pop music]
* *
[doorbell dings]
[barking]
- Have a nice night. - Yeah, you too.
- Baby, come talk to me.
- Did you see that boarded up over there?
- Yeah, no, I saw that, and I met
with the police detectives this morning
and said that the district attorney
has personally contacted him and said,
"I wanna prosecute this case."
The actual words were, "You have the full weight
of the entire LAPD fully behind you."
I mean, they spent quite a lot of time with me.
- They're really nice. I spent five hours yesterday...
- Yeah. - Going through everything.
And I think it's important that, you know,
let them have their investigation.
[whispering] But PK, for the kids.
- Honey, let me shut the door.
It's the maddest thing, by the way,
the way the kids--
there's these security guards downstairs,
and they don't even ask who they are or what they're doing.
They just carry on.
It's an amazing thing the way they--
- Acclimate.
- But you're like that. You're
the best decompartmentalizer I've ever seen.
- My father was a paratrooper in the Israeli army.
Very, very highly trained.
And he taught us a lot of valuable lessons
growing up.
Namely, in situations that were high pressure
or chaotic to stay calm.
That you can get through anything.
PK, there was a moment
where I was right there on my knees
and the other guy standing here screaming,
"Who else is in the house?
"Who else is in the effing house?
Don't effing lie to us. I'm gonna kill you."
I remember being a six-year-old girl,
and there was a bee flying around.
I was terrified, screaming, and jumping up and down.
And my father said, "Dorit, stop.
"If you don't wail your arms and you don't scream
"and you don't--you're not gonna scare the bee,
and he'll leave you alone."
- I'm telling you, we're blessed.
We've got a lot of protection around us.
It's coming from a higher place.
Yeah. I don't wanna say we were lucky.
- We were lucky. - We were lucky.
- And then, all of a sudden, the bee flew on the table,
and he picked up the bee with the wings.
And he put the bee right in front of me.
And I could see it. With that moment,
I just was never afraid of bees after that.
- I mean, how you handled this--
I'm so ----ing proud of you,
I can't even tell you.
You're so, so tough. You're tougher than me.
- You know, going out
and getting dressed up and working,
I want to--I wanna laugh. I wanna smile.
I wanna be happy. - It was very sweet
of Rinna to offer to cancel the party.
- We feel really conflicted
about having Harry's birthday tomorrow.
- My love, listen to me.
In my religion, we never cancel a happy occasion
for a sad occasion. - Are you sure?
- Is that right? - That's just not done.
I was never gonna let her do that.
You know, we need to go forward.
If we don't, then those home invaders--they win.
- Totally.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Hi! - How are you?
- Hi! - Hey.
[both kissing] - So over these masks.
- I know. - When do we--when do we get
to not wear these masks anymore?
- Good afternoon, ladies. How are we doing today?
- Good. How are you? - Doing great.
Can I get your order taken for lunch?
- I'm going to have the tomato soup...
- You got it. - And the grilled
chicken salad. - Happy to take care
of that for you. - And I think I'll have
a glass of Chardonnay.
- I'll have a Chardonnay, too, please.
And I'm gonna have the grilled chicken salad,
and then I would love an iced tea.
- I'll have an iced tea as well, actually.
- You got it. Happy to do it, ladies.
- Thank you. I have to congratulate you.
You are in the number one movie in the country.
- This is so crazy.
- The number one film in the country.
- It's so crazy.
- Kyle, it's a huge deal.
- It's really wild. It's really wild.
- It's huge. I'm sure it's..
- Thank you. - All over.
It's a big deal. - And you know what?
The director said I'm in the next one.
- It's really exciting. - Cheers.
- Cheers! - A little something.
- Cheers.
[upbeat music]
* *
- So... - It's so pretty.
- I want to introduce to you
peach cobbler pancake-filled crepe.
- You know, I had never really had the...
- The crepe cake? - Yeah. So I've called it
the pancake cake. - But we love it.
- I brought a Lady M Cake to Kyle's house in the desert
when we were all there last year.
Who would like some pancake cake?
- Oh, look at that ----ing cake!
That is freaking gorgeous.
- Yeah, so we had to include pancake
in the cake name just for you.
So here you have 20 layers of handmade crepes.
- I called it pancake cake.
And so all of my friends were asking me about
what this pancake cake thing was and what the recipe was,
like I made it.
- We finish it off with a vanilla crumble
to add that bit of texture
and that perfect amount of crunch in each bite.
- It's beautiful. - It really is beautiful.
- The thing is, they aren't pancakes.
- So what hot cakes have you had here?
Or just the one that you brought?
- Just the pancake. - The one that you brought.
- Just the pancake cake. - The classic?
- Just the classic. They're crepes.
- "Crape" cake.
- Or, I guess, in America, we say "crapes."
- Would you like any coffee or tea?
- I'll have a latte. - Latte? Sure.
I'll be right back. - Thank you so much.
- Cheers. Give me a fork.
- Oh, cheers. Cheers.
What do you think? - This is a winner.
- Oh, my gosh. It is so good.
- This is like holiday peach cobbler,
whereas summer peach cobbler is different.
The only person that would know is Erika,
'cause she's from Georgia, too, right?
- Yeah. - Speaking of her,
are you guys--you're good? - Oh, we're great.
We're best friends. - Okay, great.
- I go over there every day and bring her coffee,
a croissant, and I braid her hair.
- So Erika seems to be doing pretty good.
- Well, yeah. And I think it's nice for her
that a headline's not happening every single day.
She let on--she didn't tell me,
but she let on that things were better.
- We're in a good place where it's quiet.
- Good. - But, you know,
that "LA Times" article bothered me.
That whole--the three of them.
The Garcelle, Crystal, and Sutton thing.
- Oh, tell me.
- What bothered me was Sutton's whole regurgitation
of all of that. - Right.
- Can you get that outta your system?
- Right. - You still wanna use me
as your talking point.
- By the way, where did you guys leave it
the last time we all saw each other with Sutton?
The two of you?
- Well, I'm not thrilled with what Sutton did
on "Watch What Happens Live" around the charity thing.
- A few years ago, Harry and Lisa both came.
I invited them to the Elton John gala.
- Okay. - I never got a thank-you.
- [gasps] Ooh! - Oh.
All right.
- To bring myself and Harry into it,
you know, that's a choice you make.
- I mean-- - Who does that?
- I do think that it was probably, like,
a miscommunication thing.
I really didn't know that they didn't know.
- Lisa Rinna just posted on her story to you...
- Oh, no. - Uh-oh.
- That they did not come as your guests,
that Elton invited them. - Oh, okay.
See, we're gonna have words about this.
- Okay. - I adore Lisa.
And I don't want, you know, any ill will over this silly--
- You know. - Sorry I brought it up,
and it turned into such a landslide.
- Yeah. - You know,
Harry sent her a text.
- Saying what?
- "Sutton, we've been going
"to this event as guests of Elton's for years and years.
"I don't know what you're doing,
but whatever you're doing, you need to stop."
And she never responded. - No!
- You know, Sutton always talks
about reputation and character and all of that,
and yet, she's gonna do that to Harry
and somehow make him look bad?
- Wait.
So Harry texted her, and now she's coming
to his birthday dinner? - Mm-hmm.
It's one thing to involve me.
But to involve my husband?
No, ma'am. No, ma'am.
You ----ed with the wrong one here.
No.
- I'm bringing a thing of popcorn.
- Well, he won't do anything.
He will avoid it like crazy, you know?
He's not gonna go there, but still...
- Oh, my God. - She would probably feel
a little hot under the collar.
I mean, how stupid is that?
She should have kept her ----ing mouth shut.
- Coming up...
- Where's my apology?
- You're not getting one.
- [laughs] Go (BLEEP) yourself.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Harry Hamlin!
- We're gonna go to the Andaz Hotel.
Hi. We're having Harry's birthday dinner tonight.
- Happy birthday, Harry.
- Oh, thank you. I'm not sure if this--
is this a happy one?
- Yeah, you're alive.
Did you ever meet Diana Jenkins,
who's coming tonight?
She was married to a banker in London who PK knows.
- She's not. She's Bosnian.
I met her through Lindy and all the Malibu girls.
- So how old is she? - She's 48,
and she just had a baby. - You're 48?
- She had a baby at 47. - What?
- Uh-huh. She did, and she carried it.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Tonight is Harry's 70th birthday.
- No way.
- And do you believe how he looks?
Unbelievable.
[upbeat music]
- Tonight we're gonna wear that new look.
Norma Kamali. Sexy vixen.
- In all the right places.
We got our mock turtleneck.
- Maybe if the conversation is boring,
I'll just pull my turtleneck over my face.
- [laughs]
[upbeat music]
* *
- Oh, I don't think I've been here before.
- Look at your table. How cute!
- This is us? - This is us.
- It's great, though. - Yeah.
- See, we'll have this whole room.
All right, I'll put the presents here.
Take our masks off now.
So we have to do our place settings.
I was gonna have you at the head of the table.
- Well then let's put-- I'll sit here,
with Dorit there, and Kyle there.
- See, I'm glad we came early.
- Garcelle is next to Mo.
- Crystal goes here.
- But that leaves Sutton kind of down in the end.
- That's what I wanna do.
Here's the thing.
Tonight's about Harry's birthday,
and I do not want to bring this up with Sutton
at Harry's birthday.
Period, end of story. This is about Harry tonight.
Okay.
We did it? - We did it.
- Did it.
[upbeat music]
- I'm very proud of my wife even coming.
- I know. Me too.
- The truth of the matter is, you know, these girls--
they were all at my house that following morning.
It helped so much.
- Wait, did Sutton-- did Sutton ever text you?
- She did.
- She didn't come over, did she?
- No, but you have to understand,
Sutton and I-- we have a friendship,
but she wouldn't be racing over to my house.
- I will say this, though.
I did think it was inappropriate
that, while you were going through all of this,
she posted a picture, drinking margarita, saying,
"Thirsty Thursday," and cheering
and, like, having the time of her life.
- Did she?
- Perhaps I have a different reason
for feeling more annoyed, 'cause she wasn't
very sensitive yesterday, in my opinion.
- I was--I saw Kyle yesterday.
- Oh, you did? - She had just seen Dorit.
Just--I--like, I feel it for her, almost.
- What do you mean, she wasn't very sensitive about it?
- So we talked about what happened,
with what you went through. - Yeah.
- And then she said,
"And I've been putting out my own fires today."
And I said, "What happened?"
And she said, some designer of hers in France
couldn't get in, or something.
- Oh, that's a big problem. - Pardon?
- And I went... - What?
- "That's what you're saying right now?"
- And she said, "Well, I'm sorry.
"You know, it's my work, and it's important.
And I'm sorry I didn't have a gun held to me."
- [gasps]
- So between that and the post, it didn't sit well with me.
- I know. - I wish you hadn't
have told me that.
[upbeat music]
* *
- [laughs] Oh, my God!
- Our first guest has arrived.
Yay!
- I'm ripping this sh-- off.
- Happy birthday. - Oh, thank you
Hi, sweetheart. Look at you.
You look fabulous as always. - Thank you.
- Oh, it's so good to see you.
- I know. It's been way too long.
- Thank you. - Wow.
- And with this woman right here!
- Oh, gorgy. Gorgy. - Yeah, you look great.
- Thank you. - Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
- So now that your ex is kind of out of the picture,
I am the oldest person among us.
- But, you know, that makes you also the wisest.
- Sure. - I love this woman,
and she's also single.
- I mean, I think we should have a threesome
like, that you know--
Oh, Jesus ----ing Christ. - Yeah, yeah. Um--
* *
- Hello, Garcelle! - Hi!
- Oh, yeah! - Look at you.
- Whoo-hoo! - You know what?
She shows up, and I show up looking--
Wow, you look great. - Oh, thank you.
So good to see you. Happy birthday.
- That is amazing. - This is for you.
both: Aww.
- Thank you. Look at that. - No, you're welcome.
both: Mwah, mwah.
- I didn't we had gifts coming.
And I noticed on the menu we're having spaghetti Bolognese.
- No. Are we really? Not yours?
- No. - Shut up.
Seriously? - Look at the menu.
- [laughs] That's hilarious.
- So you can tell me whether it's any good.
- I will tell you. I will tell you.
I am afraid of spaghetti sauce now, the whole Bolognese.
Yes, I'm gonna go right up to the chef and say,
"Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for your sauce."
- Hi, guys.
- Hi.
- Happy birthday.
- It's great to see you, darling.
- Of course I wanna apologize right on the spot,
but we're just gonna see where this is gonna lead.
- Hello, nice to see you.
- You look so pretty in yellow.
- Thank you. Welcome.
- This is Harry's birthday. It's a big birthday for him,
and I don't wanna 'cause problems.
- Happy birthday! - So good to see you.
Thank you so much. - Hello.
- Hi. - Long time, no see.
- You look beautiful. - So do you.
- Mwah, mwah. I guess that's how we do.
Hi, gorgeous. - Hi, love.
Mwah, mwah. - How are you?
- Good. How are you? - Hi.
- I always feel so small breasted.
I really like Lisa because she's also small breasted.
- Go over there and small breast her.
- [laughs]
- I dare you.
- Now you're making me nervous.
Well, I can go over there and talk.
Not by myself.
- With who?
- With you.
Why are you leaving me between two camps right now?
Don't do that to me. - Which way are you gonna go?
To the right or to the left?
- Why am I always in the hot seat?
* *
- Coming up... - That is a lot of Cartier.
- How many rings do you need?
- Oh, that one I like! Thank you so much.
- When you go from poor to rich so fast...
you just want to ----ing pile it on.
[upbeat music]
- I love you, baby.
- Hello! - Oh.
- Look at all the sparkles.
- Happy birthday. I don't know.
I know you don't want a hug, but you know.
- I'm hugging now.
But you guys especially, because, you know, my God.
- Oh, sh--! [laughs]
- How are you? - Love you.
- Mwah!
- What's happening, Rob? - How are you?
- Good, man. You?
- I'm okay.
- You got your martini? - I do.
- Oh, my God. You smell so good. What is it?
- Baccarat's. - I have it, too, you bitch!
- I'm obsessed. - That's why I know.
- Hi. How are you? - Good to see you, my friend.
- Happy birthday. - And thank you so much.
You know, it's one of those weird birthdays.
- It's a great birthday.
- Our friend Diana's coming. - I heard.
- I've known Diana for a few years now,
but she's known Lisa for a long time.
- I haven't met her. What do I need to know?
- Diana is a firecracker.
- You and your--like a baby. - My bottle--
this is like my baby that comes everywhere.
- So get ready. - Oh, good.
- Oh, they're here. They're here.
- That's the birthday boy. Hi!
- I think I'm delivering something to the birthday boy.
Harry, this is for you. This is a local Croatian wine
that we brought back with us in the summer.
- Well, look at that bottle of wine!
Holy mother of God. - Yeah, yeah.
- Hello, gorgeous! - Gorgeous!
- Good to see you. - Good to see you!
- You look amazing. That's beautiful.
- Cute. - Yellow.
- You've never met anybody
quite like Diana Jenkins.
- All those baby weight is not moving.
It's not moving.
- I mean, you can't really put your finger on Diana's accent.
- Nice to see you. - Nice to see you again.
- How's everything? - Good.
- Is it like Zsa Zsa Gabor, Greta Garbo, Marlene Dietrich?
Her accent is part of her mystique.
- Hi, honey. - Hi, you look beautiful.
You look stunning. You look gorgeous.
- I'm so happy you're here.
Diana has a reputation.
She has always been the it girl in Europe.
She hangs out with the glitterati of Hollywood--
yacht, planes-- I mean, a big, wealthy life.
- You're good? - Yeah. I'm great.
- That is all I need to hear. - Surprisingly.
- Diana once said to me, "What is so cute about you, Crystal,
is that you're so relatable, and I am not."
And I'm like, "That's pretty good."
Yeah, that's Diana.
- And Dorit. - Hi. How are you?
Nice to see you. - Diana.
both: So nice to see you. - And this is Sutton.
- Hi, I'm Sutton. - Nice to meet you.
- Hey, Asher, I'm Sutton Stracke.
- Sutton, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Good to meet you as well. You look so nice as always.
Asher's quite dashing.
He should be called Dasher.
[clanging]
- Let's sit, everybody. - Okay.
Garcelle, you're right next to me.
- I'm right next to you. - Hi, doll!
- Hello. Mwah. How are you? - Best seatmate.
- Well, look at how lucky I got.
Harry, I get to sit next to you.
- I know, I have all the pretty girls around me.
- Hello, everyone.
Welcome to the Andaz West Hollywood.
Chef Jean-Claude has prepared a burrata salad with fig,
artichoke, and arugula.
As your starter, you're gonna have the saffron risotto.
As your entree, we have the spaghetti alla Bolognese.
- Amazing. - For dessert, we have
fresh berries and cream, too. - Beautiful.
- Once again, welcome, and enjoy your dinner.
- Thank you. - This is beautiful.
- Baby, do you like being in between two handsome guys?
- I mean--
- Are you gonna introduce me?
- I cannot believe-- - Hi! Oh, my gosh.
- Diana, Erika. - I'm Erika.
Nice to meet you. I saw you-- - You look stunning.
- So do you. - Wow, beautiful.
- I saw you, like, chatting, and then I was like,
"Introduce me to this woman."
- Diana, Erika. Erika, Diana.
- Nice to meet you. Welcome.
Believe me, I've heard a lot of stories about Diana Jenkins.
- He thinks I'm a gay man. - I am gay man.
- Gay man stuck in a straight woman body.
- Yeah, I wanna charter that yacht.
I wanna go stay in Paris for a month.
Erika Jenkins doesn't quite have
the right ring, but whatever.
[laughter]
- Oh, this looks pretty.
- It is so good. It's very good.
- They missed all of her expensive jewelry.
They were total amateurs.
You know that Cartier necklace she bought?
They could have just gone like that.
But they were obviously so panicked.
This wasn't the Pink Panther. - I know.
- This was a ----ing smash and grab.
They basically only got purses. ----ing thirty purses.
- And your watches. - And my watches.
I don't really care about the ----ing watches.
I mean, they come and go. - No, you don't.
Of course you don't. - And I think really
that my most expensive watch was 60 grand.
- That's okay. - Oh, you know what?
That's nothing, actually.
You know that PK and Dorit were robbed.
At gunpoint. - Yes, she told me.
- No. - I left--
- You were not. - Yeah, I left the day before
'cause I kept saying, "I don't feel safe.
I don't feel safe." - What?
- Yeah, I put this under my doors,
and she tried to get in my door.
And I had this against my door.
- She's like, "Is this the war thing?"
I was like, "No, it's a rich people thing."
I'm not joking.
- Diana. - That is a lot of Cartier.
- How many rings do you need?
- Look it. Wait.
Excuse me. There's another one here.
- It's not fair. There's so many.
- I have, like, addiction.
- There's so many, and one to spare.
Thank you. - She handed 'em over.
Oh, my God. - Thank you.
Oh, that one I like. Thank you so much.
- It's called nouveau riche, you know?
When you go from poor to rich so fast,
you just want to ----ing pile it on.
- You grab whatever you can get.
- Fast cars, diamonds, whatever.
- Diana Jenkins--she looks like ----ing Liberace.
[clanging] - Uh-oh.
- I am Mrs. Hamlin.
I am here with all of you.
Thank you all for coming, first and foremost.
Thank you. I'm just here to say
that I am so grateful that you chose me in your life.
- Well, that was pretty easy.
all: Aww!
- That's amazing.
- I met Harry when he was 42,
and he had that cute kind of mullet hairstyle.
It was cute at the time. Now I look at it and go,
"What in the hell were you thinking?"
He was hot.
Didn't matter what his hair looked like.
I wanna toast you, I wanna celebrate you,
and I want you to know that I think you're the greatest thing
that has ever happened since sliced bread.
- Yay! - Wow.
- It's really, really surreal
that Harry Hamlin is turning 70,
and that we've been together for almost 30 years.
How does that happen?
And how grateful and blessed am I?
I want him to be around as long as I can have him.
Cheers to Harry Hamlin!
all: Harry Hamlin!
- Here, here! - All right, okay.
- Coming up...
- I thought you have a receipt for the table.
- I think we're here to the bar.
- Perfect.
- All right, we're gonna go have a drink.
- That's a great idea.
- Our drinks are on the house?
- This is the moment where we have fun.
- Hey, doll.
- What do you do?
- Mostly music for the last number of years.
- Music? - Music, yeah.
- Awesome. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You sing? - I sing.
I did a lot of Broadway theater growing up.
- Oh, good. - I'm putting out
an album, actually, at the top of the year.
- So you grew up on Broadway in New York?
- Yeah, I mean, that was like my roots.
That's how I grew up.
- Hi, buddy.
- You know, I feel so blessed and grateful
to be able to be here.
Every opportunity we can to celebrate and live life
and please God, oh, my God, so--
- Good for you. - We love you, honey.
And I'm so impressed by your strength,
and we're so happy you're okay.
- Well, speaking of being thankful for being here,
that would be me.
You know, Lisa and I have had a little thing.
I don't know if y'all heard about it,
'cause I may have over-spoken.
- [laughs] I love her accent.
- I didn't mean to hurt you
or Harry when I spoke of something in public,
and that's something that I don't normally do.
And that was my mistake.
I'm sorry.
- I appreciate you saying you're sorry.
I do, but you didn't buy a table.
So let's just be clear about that.
- What?
- You canceled your table at the last minute.
- No, I didn't. - Yeah, you did.
And you left them high and dry, and I had to scramble
to get the tickets that we were supposed to have.
- I canceled the ----ing table? - That's what they told me.
- Who told you that? - Harry's publicist.
- They're lying to you. - This is what happened.
I always get tickets.
They gave our tickets away because Sutton said,
"Please sit at our table." I said, "Great."
The day before, we got an email that says,
"Sutton canceled her table. You guys don't have any seats."
The tickets are sold out. There's no more tickets.
But they said, "Would you guys come and do an interview
"for half an hour with IMDb,
and we'll give you seats at their table?"
So that's what I did.
If we need to dig into it, we will.
But it's embarrassing to the charity.
- I am a very philanthropic person.
I'm not gonna be told that I canceled.
That's not gonna happen. No.
- I thought you have a receipt for the table.
- Did you bring them?
- Lisa, come on.
First of all, I don't cancel the table.
- Can I just say, guys, it's a little bit classless.
It's not something that should ever be discussed.
- Don't do it. Don't do it.
- Well you brought it up that it was canceled, though.
So she's proving that it's not.
- I honestly think that you need to find
a different subject.
I really do think that it's classless.
- You know what? I'm embarrassed by it.
- Both of you, like, honestly--
- I mean, I know Rinna has her own receipts.
Put those away. That's tacky. That's tacky.
And Rinna's like, "Yeah, tacky."
- It's embarrassing, Sutton.
It's embarrassing to the charity.
You know better than that.
- I also know what slander is.
[dramatic music]
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- Oh. - And I did not cancel a table.
- Are you gonna sue me? - Slander.
- Are you gonna sue me for-- - That's an interesting word.
- You canceled the table the last minute...
- Slander. - Per my publicist.
- I didn't cancel the table at last minute.
- And he said, "I'm sorry, You and Harry
no longer have tickets."
- I'll have you know that this is not true.
- Sutton, show it.
If that's your proof, show it. This is your time.
- If you got it, got it. - If you got it, show it.
- I agree.
- I have to put my readers on, because I am 50 now.
So we read, "Will Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna
"be sending in registration forms
to purchase tickets?"
In return, I write,
"I am going to take care of Lisa and Harry's tickets.
Here's my Amex."
On February 23rd, "Thanks so much, Sutton.
We've successfully processed both for the two seats."
It was $11,500.
That's it. So, there you go.
- She paid for the table, y'all.
She paid for the table.
- But did you back out last second?
For whatever reason, Lisa was given that information.
- I mean, I'm not trying to be anything other than,
"This is what I was told."
- You guys, Diana can speak to it
because she underwrites this party.
This is her event.
I'm starting to see why Rinna has invited Diana to the party.
- She could have paid for it and said, "I'm not coming."
- Right.
- I think she's not only a friend,
but perhaps a character witness.
- And they could have released the table.
- No, she did go.
- Oh. As it turns out,
I am very involved with this charity.
I have been main sponsor of this charity event
for a very, very long time.
Elton and his husband David is a very good friend of mine.
That charity is something that is
very, very close to my heart.
It's very personal.
So you were both at this event?
- We sat at the same table. - Come on, y'all.
This is so unfair.
- Okay. Why is it unfair? You brought it up, baby.
You've gotta, like, figure it out
'cause you're the one that started it.
Sutton thinks a little too much about herself
because if you're thinking about a receipt
to somehow one-up me at my husband's birthday party,
and our good friend has been held at gunpoint
in a burglary in her home,
something's off with your empathy meter,
if that's what you're worried about right now.
- Well, do you know where shaking hands
came from in the first place?
- No. - It was--it was because
in medieval days, this was your sword hand.
- Yeah. - There's a great book
about that Which talks about
the left was the hand that you...
you--you-- - Wiped your butt with.
- Come on. Let's get real here.
- So you'd shake with the right,
and you would-- - Well, then I must be a freak,
'cause I've never wiped my ass
with my left hand. [laughter]
- It's getting confusing.
So you guys both had good intentions,
and we both let,
you know, a little cattiness jump in here in this moment,
because you're both upset with each other.
But at the end of the day, you both wanted to support
a really important charity, and you did.
So I think that you have to say
that some miscommunication happened,
and honestly, the receipts it's--
- She did. She did apologize. - Yes.
- She did apologize, and I do appreciate that.
- Lisa, you know what it's like to step in it.
- Yes, I do.
- So I did, and that's what I did.
- Where's my apology? - And--you're not getting one.
- Why not? - Because I don't like you.
- Oh, good! This is a mutual thing.
Yeah, never. [laughs] Go (BLEEP) yourself.
- You go (BLEEP) yourself. - Oh, my God.
You guys, come on. We can't talk like that.
Don't talk like that to each other.
- Go (BLEEP) yourself. - You go (BLEEP) yourself.
- Oh, my God. You guys, come on.
We can't talk like that.
Don't talk like that to each other.
- I like this. We should stay in this zone.
- By the way, what are they talking about over there?
- Uh-- [imitates cat]
I don't know what they're talking about.
- Okay, guys. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- Yeah, you.
- Shut up. - You shut up.
- Okay. Ladies, come on.
- Obviously, Erika is not over her beef with Sutton.
- You know what you did? - What?
- You pretended to be my friend,
and you know what that is? Lying.
- No, that's actually just playing your ass.
- I'm out of here.
- Yeah, I'm out. - It's so ridiculous.
- You're gonna leave? - Yeah. I'm leaving.
This is petty.
I mean, it's just too much.
I just feel like she's apologizing.
Your feelings are hurt.
How do we get past this so we can move on?
And I just feel like we're being nasty just to be nasty.
- I do, too. I do, too.
- Oh, no, I don't wanna be nasty.
Let's--I can move on. - Let's resolve this.
Just accept it. Sure.
- I will accept your apology, and I'd like to move on.
I don't wanna make this a big deal.
- Let's just not. You know I adore you,
and I would never do anything to hurt you in a million years.
- Okay. That's crazy.
I don't think you adore her.
What? - I do!
- You do? - I do.
- I like her. I like Lisa.
I want her to act right, and I didn't act right.
- Cut it out. - I'd rather you--
- What? - Cut it out.
- Oh, shut up. - No, you shut up.
- Come, sit here with me 'cause I can't take this.
- I'm so glad I-- - No, I know,
you're enjoying yourself too much,
and that's a problem. - I know! I'm sorry.
- Thank you for your apology. - I really am sorry.
- I do. And I accept that. - You know that
I really am sorry. - I accept that,
and I know that you are.
- If these two say "I love you and I adore you"
and hug each other, I'm gonna punch
everyone in the face-- [laughs]
[imitating Sutton] "I really do adore you. I do."
I can't with all this talk.
Honestly, this is the phoniest reconciliation
I think I've ever seen.
- You grab one. I'll grab the other.
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
* *
- Mm, smells so good.
- The lamb chop? - Lamb.
- Do you have, like, any bone for her?
- Is she stressed? - Looks good.
- I think for her it's all new,
and everybody keeps forgetting her.
So she's a little bit like--
- Can't forget her. - Yeah.
All right, you are with Mommy here. Don't worry.
- Hush now, baby. Don't worry.
- Don't worry.
Now it's all about you and that eye.
I live a very big life.
I travel a lot.
It gets a little bit complicated,
'cause I do have a big, buzzing household
and I always want to take everybody with me.
I still don't know how to put the curtains down.
- Let me see if I can figure it out.
- It's, like, really high-tech.
Okay. Wait. Nope. Hold on.
Bingo.
- You need to-- - Relax.
- Honestly, you are more work than a baby.
Chill out, okay?
- She needs a groom. - She does.
- I feel like London, she looked the best.
- She didn't like London. She did not.
- She wasn't her special self. - She did not like London.
- Geographically, I usually have set of houses
that I move around in.
It currently is LA, Sarajevo...
Around five, six houses.
Not to sound really pretentious,
'cause I do understand half of my life,
I grew up very poor in Sarajevo
in a communist country.
- You can't hide from us. - What?
- Oh, no!
Are you too excited? All right. All right.
Let's go in a quiet place. Shall we?
- Hey, shall we go, like, play? - Like, in a quiet place?
- Growing up I was definitely a tomboy, yes.
I only hung out with boys.
I was very, like, tough and got into fights.
This one is like--
- She definitely has a lot of...
- Bosnian DNA. - Bosnian DNA, yeah.
'Cause, like, you as a child, I've heard stories of you,
like, beating up guys and stuff like that.
- When I beat up that guy? - He's now like a mafioso.
- Yeah, he was, like, a gang leader,
and he was picking on my brother.
I beat the sh-- out of him.
I hit him in the balls,
and I honestly thought he was gonna, like, kind of kill me.
- Yeah.
- I just got the reputation that nobody mess with me.
Okay. Don't bite the baby. I know. I know.
I was 19 years old when the war broke out,
and my dad was determined to get me out.
I left my family behind.
I was a refugee.
And so once I got to London,
I didn't have a penny to my name.
I didn't have a passport, nothing.
I would do different jobs in restaurant washing dishes,
cleaning toilets, doing anything to get anything.
You wanna iron a little bit?
- Oh, look, I sweep, look. - Wanna clean? Good job.
I would say there's good 10 years of my life
that were excruciating,
and they were just survival.
- I have to go to London for a week
to do, like, business seminars. - Okay.
So do you think you're gonna go back to work with your dad?
- Wow. - Wow--ooh!
- Did you see her stuff that entire avocado in her mouth?
- Yeah. - I met my ex-husband
in London, and he was one of the top investment bankers
in the world.
I went from war, extreme poverty,
to an extreme wealth.
- This is a healthy lunch for her.
- Wow. - She is liking this.
- Except she everything-- - Everything's coming back out.
- Yeah. I felt really rich when I had my first $1,000,
then I felt really rich when I had my $10,000.
- [laughs] Very, very rich.
And I realized I haven't even scratched the surface.
- That's a lot of food. - Ooh, and now
you're stepping in it.
Okay, okay. Ooh. Okay. Okay.
Right, right. It's getting messy up in here.
So why did I get divorced? Why does anybody get divorced?
In my case, I wasn't happy.
Because truly, bottom line, I wanted to be on my own.
I want to have my own identity, I guess.
So wait, when do you leave?
'Cause Eneya is coming here till Christmas.
- I'm leaving with Eneya on the same day.
- Oh, oh great. My ex-husband and I have two children.
My son, Innis--he is 22 now.
He just graduated. Very proud of him.
And my daughter, Eneya, she's 19.
Right now, she is in England, training horseback riding.
She's hoping to go to Olympics very soon, so hard workers.
- Oh, oh! - Go, go, go, Eli! Go, go.
Oh, my God! - Ohh!
So after my divorce, I was single for about five minutes.
I met Asher at Victoria's Secret party.
It was never meant to be anything else,
and then we just kept having fun,
kept having fun, and here we are.
- Don't show off too hard now.
- Ah, ah, ah, ah! - Ooh!
How many days has it been since she is she just starting this?
both: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- Easy with your showing off!
Go to Mommy. Go to Mommy.
Whoa! Yay! - Ohh!
The age difference between Asher and I is 15 years.
And he is 33, so you do the math.
[laughs]
I can hear people saying, "Well, which one is son?
Which one is boyfriend?"
- Whoa! That is so good! - Ohh!
- I think less and less now
because Asher figured out how to grow the beard.
Look a little bit older.
Come here, let's see.
Hold on to Pearl, 'cause she'll start running after me.
But I'm hoping to get rid of the beard.
I loathe that beard.
Is it, like, a sleep time?
Hi, say, "Bye, guys."
I love you. [baby coos]
- Coming up...
- What is going on with you?
It seemed like you didn't give a sh--.
- What was I supposed to do, Kyle?
- And you're doubling down,
[upbeat music]
* *
- Hello. - Wait just a minute.
- Hello. - Hi. How are you?
- I'm good. How are you?
- Good. What's going on? - Oh, my gosh.
This would actually look cute with what you're wearing.
I love this--first of all, I love this guy. He's so cute.
- You already selling me stuff?
I haven't even taken a breath.
- It's my job.
We're doing an event at the store next week,
and I'm very nervous about it.
- These are great. I like this designer.
- This is Alexis Mabille. - Yeah.
- This is who's coming.
- Yeah. So what else is happening?
So what are you gonna do for your event?
What are you planning?
Like, what--is there a theme? Because I don't even--
- Yes. Well, we just found out that he could come on Friday.
- Who is he?
- Alexis. - Oh.
- Alexis Mabille. Because they just--immigration
just is allowing people to come in from Europe.
So we found out on Friday, and I thought I would do a play
on an American in Paris. So I do a Parisian in LA.
- That's cute. I mean, you like that theme always.
Oh, my God, its stunning, but we're in France today.
- This is so delicious.
- I wanted to bring Paris to us.
- Sutton, it's really good.
- I'm such a Francophile.
- Who? - A Francophile.
- What's that mean? - It's someone
that loves France.
- Oh, Francophile. - A Francophile.
- I learn something new every day.
- I know, I can teach you a lot of things.
- I'm just wondering if everything's okay with you.
- Yes, I'm really good.
- Can I ask you a question? - Yeah.
- 'Cause now this is-- you're making me think
about something that's been bothering me.
- Go ahead.
- When you came to my old house...
- Mm-hmm. - After what happened
with Dorit, it was really hard to shake
what happened to our friend.
Our friend had a gun held to her head.
- Yeah.
- And you were just like, "Oh, I'm putting out my own fires.
"And, you know, I've got my designer
coming in from France, and he was held at the border."
- I was having a very busy morning.
I'm sorry.
Yes?
- It's that reaction, again, that's very strange.
And then you said, "Well, I'm sorry
I didn't have a gun held to my head."
Our friend had her life threatened.
- That was such a weird thing to say.
I didn't even remember it. - And then you said--
- How can you think that-- it's weird.
That was weird to me.
- You don't think-- let's back up.
I wanna back up, then.
You don't think what I just said to you--
- I was working. I am sorry.
I was working, and I was talking about that.
And maybe my brain was there.
I don't remember. It's confusing.
- I don't know if this is
a new you or side of you I didn't know.
I don't know.
I just know that you seem a little off.
- Kyle.
- Yes?
I don't know what planet Sutton's on.
I don't think it's this one, though.
Something's up.
- Nothing's up.
- It seems like you didn't give a sh--.
- That's not true, and you know it. And stop it.
- No, I'm not. I'm telling you the truth.
- Stop it. - I'm telling you the truth.
- I don't deal well with--
- Emotions? 'Cause you cried a lot
last year about moving out of your house.
- I don't deal well with guns.
I don't deal well with burglaries.
- Nobody does. Nobody does.
- Well, my house was broken into when I was 14 years old.
So here's that.
My father shot himself in the head.
So there's that. Is this what you want?
- No, that's not what I want.
Oh, Sutton, it's not about you right now.
I'm sorry.
And you're doubling down, which is
really freaking me out.
A part of me wants to say,
"I know that Sutton is not like this.
I know her to be better than that."
But another side of me is thinking to myself,
when someone shows you who they are, believe them.
How can you be so insensitive?
I don't know if that you're just so wrapped up
in your own world that you're not even listening,
or you just don't care.
- What was I supposed to do, Kyle?
- Your reaction was your reaction.
Your reason is your reasoning.
But I had to say something,
'cause it has been bothering me.
- No, not seeing it.
Next time, on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...
[upbeat music]
- Hello! - Hi!
- Hi, guys, - You look pretty.
* *
- I love the store. - Thank you.
- Here we go, guys. [cheering]
This is not a good sign, everybody.
Sutton and I-- we had a conversation yesterday
that was intense. - Did she really say,
"I'm sorry I didn't have a gun to my head"?
- What were you just doing behind my back?
- I was stabbing you behind the back.
- I'm sure you are stabbing me behind the back.
- Oh, wait. You pull mine out first.
- I'm just very triggered by the whole thing.
- You're comparing apples to oranges.
- You can't say that. - Because my feelings
are irrelevant to them. - No.
- Are you out of your ----ing mind?