- Previously on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...
- You've got a big day coming up.
- I do! I'm so excited for my birthday.
I wanna go all out.
- As you should.
- Let me take my shoes off.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Whoa!
- Oh, my God, she just fell.
- Oh, my God, I'm lit.
- I felt good waking up to this.
When my mom was passing, I actually feel her
more now than I did.
- That sound is gonna haunt me for the rest of my life.
- I'm a very good person.
- You told us that already, and we know that.
- Yeah, I'm gonna say it again!
- How is that helping tonight?
- I'm going to say it again!
- I'm just realizing
that there is a lot more to her
than I thought, and not in a good way.
- How dare you question my empathy?
- [laughs] Oh, my God.
- You're a soulless person.
- Stop, hold on.
- You need a new villain?
Here I am.
[upbeat music playing]
* *
- Where's the bartender?
Where's my drink?
Hey--I almost said hey, Dorit.
[laughs]
- You can't say someone is soulless.
She lost a ----ing baby.
There's nothing you can say. I'm so sorry.
- I'm so sorry that you lost your baby.
- Don't touch me.
- I'm just trying to reach out to you
because I understand this in a way.
I lost two babies.
I totally understand this, not--
- You lost two babies?
I never heard this before.
- I've had two miscarriages.
- I never heard this before.
- Well, I'm sorry, I did.
It's a very personal thing.
- I love you, but honestly, this feels like bullsh--.
- You're being very strange right now.
- No, I'm not being strange.
I'm being honest.
So you're gonna say you lost two babies?
- I did.
- Okay, so out of the blue, you say that,
and, like, we don't know that.
- Well, I'm trying to reach
to her on a human level.
Do you want me to be compassionate or not?
- You looked at me in the eyes...
- Because I'm telling you, I'm not falling--
- And laughed at me when I was saying I'm sorry.
Do you want to talk to me?
- I see you. I see you.
- Then if you think that this is fake--
this is me being real.
- Okay, go ahead.
- So if you want to be a mother----er,
make me be ----ing real-- - Stop!
Excuse me. Sutton, don't talk like--
don't talk like that to her.
Don't talk like that to her.
- She's asking me to be real.
- Sutton, stop, stop. - I didn't ask you sh--.
I didn't ask you to do sh--.
We have--as you say in English,
we hit a new low.
- Give her time. - Y'all are being really mean.
- No. - Seriously.
- No.
- When it comes to miscarriages,
it's really mean. - No.
- You're saying that you didn't know that I had miscarriages,
and it is not--
- Why would we know?
Listen, she lost a baby.
You did not.
Maybe years ago, I don't know.
This is recent.
- What does that mean, "We don't know"?
That's insinuating that I'm lying.
That's the meanest thing you've ever said to me in my life.
It's breaking my heart and disappointing me
in our friendship.
Y'all are making me feel--
- No! I'm--
- She's looking at me like I'm the devil.
- Are you? [laughs]
- No.
- I don't know.
- No, I would do anything to help.
I mean, honestly, what is happening?
I would never make you--
I would never, never in a million years, never.
- I'm so sorry this happened. - Sutton, it's all good, babe.
It's all good.
It takes time to get to know people.
It takes time.
To my understanding of human nature,
I feel there's something off with Sutton, like, in general.
So until I figure out what that is,
it's probably best not to poke me.
All good, babe.
- Ugh! - Come on.
- No, it's all good.
I'm telling you, it's all good.
- Come here.
- It's all good.
- [snores]
- [laughs]
- I literally cannot with these two.
- Let's fake hug. Bleh.
[laughs] - I can't. I can't. I can't.
I cannot.
I'm going to get my drink. I'm out of here.
I'm good. I can't with you guys.
Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
Oh, my God, the two of them are, like, fighting.
- Is Sutton crying?
- Ah, always.
- You need to take care of yourself.
I'm really sorry.
- Good night.
- Oh, here they come.
- Now, I just feel terrible.
I'm just the worst person ever.
- Did Diana walk out?
- Wait, what's happening?
And I said, listen, I--
- You okay? - I'm great.
- Want to talk later? - Yeah.
- Okay, all right. Bye, babe.
Bye. - Garcelle, goodbye.
- Does anybody--
- I know.
Get the ----ing car.
- Where's your hot son?
- Over there. [laughs]
- What?
Get Oliver out of here. - [laughs]
- I need to get Oliver out of here, or you need to.
- Oliver! Oh, my God.
- I'm getting him out of here.
- Okay. - Oliver?
- Garcelle! - Oliver?
- Oh, my God, I want to speak with you.
- Garcelle!
- They're gonna eat you up.
- Oliver, you're hot. Get over here.
We've been asking. - [laughs] Thank you.
- Hey, Garcelle?
Your boy, Oliver, is hot.
We were just wondering--
- She's trying to hit on your son.
- She said, "Hey, Garcelle."
- What the leg lift is happening over there?
[laughter] - Oliver, I'm asking.
Are you married? Are you committed?
- Yes, he's very committed. - I am married.
- He's got four children.
- Have your baby mama contact me on my DMs.
We could get it in three-way.
It's all good.
- Oh, my God!
[laughs]
- Oh, sh--.
Oh, Oliver?
- Yeah?
- Y'all shut up.
- Your mother is calling you.
- Oliver, be a man and come sit here.
Sit down with me for one second?
- Yes. - Okay.
- What's up?
- We just wanted to bullsh-- with you
for five seconds. - Go ahead.
- Where's your mom?
- She's over there. - Oh, sh--.
- We heard a lot about you.
- Did you?
- Yeah, we did. - Good things?
- Honey? - Yeah?
- Let's go. - No, wait.
- Is it time? - I'm talking.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Sweetheart, I'm talking.
- I get it.
Let your hair down, have a good time.
But this doesn't feel like that.
This feels like "Take a moment,
"reassess your life, what's happening,
where you're going."
This is not okay.
- I love you.
Happy birthday. - Yes, I'm leaving.
- It was nice to meet you.
- Oh, my God,
he's ----ing shutting me down.
- I'll see you again.
- I'm just saying.
- Yeah. I know you got, yeah.
- Are you sure?
Are you sure you know that?
- Yeah.
- Garcelle, you don't want these flowers?
You don't want your flowers? - Sure.
- Okay, here.
Okay, we're out. - Wait.
- Love you girls, bye.
- What are you doing here? - The flowers.
- He's--don't cuss.
- Oh, my--don't listen to these ladies.
- Get the (BLEEP) out of here before you get in trouble.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- These women escorting these teenage boys out of here.
Get out!
- I know Erika is drunk, and I know she's joking around,
but that's Garcelle son.
He's 14 years old.
I feel sick to my stomach.
- He's getting the flowers for his mama.
- (BLEEP).
- He's getting the flowers for his mama.
- What do you mean? Who violated you?
- I went in to grab the flowers.
She was like, "What are you doing here?
Get the (BLEEP) out of here." I was like, "Damn."
- Erika said that to you?
- I was just grabbing flowers.
- Are you okay?
- Damn.
- Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Erika, you hurt Jax's feeling.
Don't talk to him like that. - What?
- You said, "Get the (BLEEP) out of here,"
and that's not okay. - Jax, get over here.
- That's not okay. - What?
Wait.
Garcelle, are you serious?
- Yeah, that's what he said.
That's not okay. - Jax, come here, babe.
- How many other family members of mine
is she gonna go after tonight?
First Oliver, now Jax.
She's done.
Good night. Let's go.
- Oh, my God.
- She was pushing it.
She was pushing it. - No.
- It was not okay for her to say that to you.
- No, it's not fine.
No, it's not okay.
- Garcelle!
- No, no.
- Coming up...
- You're very hard to have a conversation with.
- Because you're trying to--
- Apologize.
- No, you didn't know
what you were stepping into.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Good morning. How are you?
- I'm good. How are you?
- Good.
- Here we go, two shows, right?
- Yeah, yeah, only two shows today.
- Is glam already here?
- Marie is. I'm not sure about LeDerek...
- Oh, okay. - Unless he's in your room.
- Hi. Good morning.
Ah, hi, Robear.
- Hi, love.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Another day, another dollar.
- What am I wearing?
- You're wearing the blue as the first one.
- And then tonight, I'm wearing pink.
I'd like to get something on my face.
Did you want to do the hair up first?
So then why don't we start that?
My birthday party was lit.
- Oh, my God, the dancing.
- It was so much fun. - Kyle!
[laughs] Can we talk about Kyle just mopping the floor, honey?
That floor was clean.
- With her vagina.
- Oh!
all: Oh!
- It was so much fun.
In the car home, Oliver was like,
"Boys, you have aged a couple of years..."
- Yeah. - "Just in one night."
It was going so well in one corner.
- [laughs]
- And then there was another corner
called the Erika Jayne corner. - Oh.
- I didn't appreciate how she spoke to Jax.
She's got to figure out her meds, cocktails,
meds, cocktails, meds.
She's got to figure it out.
On the ride home, I tried to explain to Jax, you know,
that she was drunk.
She wasn't really paying attention
to what she was saying.
- What are you doing to her? - Flowers.
- He's--
- I'm just getting flowers.
- Don't cuss.
- I would like for her to apologize to him.
Erika was wasted in Mexico.
She was wasted at my birthday party.
I'm sick of her. Enough.
- She was lit that night, and we love to see it.
- No, you love to see it.
- [laughs] - Other people don't love
to see it, Robear.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Yo! What's up?
- Get over here.
- Hi. How are you?
The bag. - Yes!
Welcome home, Crystal. There we go.
Come on.
You got to breathe when you hit it.
There you go.
Hey.
- So I told you a little about my girlfriend.
- Yeah.
- You know, she had an intense situation.
- Very.
- I've been wanting to take you
to a self-defense class,
but I don't want it to trigger you.
- No, I am very happy to do that.
- I really want to go through some basic stuff today.
- Okay. I have never been
in a situation like Dorit has been.
She's holding it together so incredibly well.
- Hello, guys. - Okay.
Hi, honey.
- Oh! - He's ready.
This is Rashad. This is Dorit.
- Pleasure to meet you.
- But trauma always catches up.
- It's so good to meet you. - So good to meet you.
Thank you. Thank you for coming.
- I've heard so much about you.
Thank you for having me.
- Of course.
- Thank you for thinking of this.
Thank you for bringing me here.
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm a big believer in having the tools
to be able to defend yourself. - Mm-hmm.
- You know, you want to be able to protect yourself
and your children at all costs.
- Listen, I got you.
Today, we're really working
on simple self-defense stuff.
- Should we stretch a little bit?
- Yeah, let's hit it.
How are you feeling?
- I--PK is leaving for London tonight.
- Oh, again?
- Not to mention, he was in London when this happened.
- Yeah, well... - So...
- Yeah, I mean, I can imagine that's all quite triggering.
- Yeah. I have to get used to it.
I have to. - Yeah.
- And it still is very raw.
Listen, a lot of what I'm going through--it's maternal.
For my children-- because for them,
it's just another normal day.
I had to go straight into--
- So they still don't know anything?
- No.
I don't know if this makes sense,
but I feel the trauma in my blood.
- So what's our first vulnerable target,
number one?
It's the eyes.
Now, if you've got nails, you can just rake it
right across the eyes. Use those.
- Go like that. Yes!
- Use that, okay?
Use that. In and out, boom.
We're gonna have our hands up.
This person is approaching us.
We're walking back.
We tell them to back up, they refuse.
So they're gonna get this elbow,
and then grab, put that knee into his body, all right?
There we go.
- D, I feel, like, your power right now.
- Oh, my God.
- I can see it. I'm serious.
I can see it in your face. - I'm literally waiting.
I'm waiting for someone to invade my space.
[laughter]
I feel sorry for them.
Ha!
Fear, anxiety, anger, rage, sadness, hurt.
- Right here.
Hey!
Give me two more, hitting with that elbow.
Ha. It's that knee.
Hey. That's it.
- Am I visualizing the men that were in my home?
Sure.
But would I do
anything different than I did?
No. - Ha!
One more. - Ha!
- Give me one more. Go hit it.
Hey, you're there.
Hey, nice one.
You got power.
You have so much inner strength.
- Yeah, girl. - Little and mighty.
[laughter]
- That's right.
That inner strength is there.
[upbeat music]
* *
- Buona sera.
- [speaks Italian]
This is your favorite room.
- Yes, it is.
- Hi. - Hello.
Thank you. - This is so pretty.
I've never been up here. - [kisses]
- Is that a book or... - No.
- Like, a handbag?
- These are these bags.
- Okay, when I see books--
- You don't know these? It matched
because I have these red shoes, and so it--
- Oh, so it's a purse? - Yeah.
- Oh, I thought it was a book. - No.
- And you were about to, like, read me.
- No, I was trying to match my shoes.
- Bread is on the way for you. - Thank you.
- What do you feel like?
- Okay, I'm gonna do penne a la Norma.
- Okay.
- I think that I want to get maybe the--
the gnocchi. - Okay.
- Perfect, thank you. - Okay, grazie.
- Thank you.
Everything good with you?
- I'm good.
My house is driving me insane.
I'm so happy, but it's, like, giving me--
- Did you get your gates?
- No, we haven't passed inspection yet.
- And will you pass inspection?
- Yes, I'm waiting on the hood for the stove.
- Okay, well, that's good.
- Oh, wow, okay. - That looks so good.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Why does this food have to be...
- I'm gonna eat all of this.
- So delicious here, you guys? [gasps]
- This looks so yummy.
Thank you. - Thank you.
- Well, I wanted to talk to you...
- Yeah.
- About Garcelle's birthday party.
- Mm-hmm.
Well, here's the thing.
You came in halfway.
Diana and I were having our own strange conversation
by ourselves, and--
- How was that conversation going?
- Not well at all, but it was just the two of us.
And I wasn't even getting to the part
that I wanted to discuss with her.
And you were quite harsh with me.
- When I sat down, you know,
you guys were talking about the miscarriage,
and there was the--
- You didn't understand that we were
talking about that, though.
- That's why it was confusing to me.
- Right. - And I didn't know--
first of all, I do want to apologize.
Let me make it clear. I don't think you made that up.
I don't think anybody would make that up, okay?
- Make that up?
- I'm saying I don't think that.
I don't want you to think I ever thought that.
So maybe you didn't think that. Good, because I didn't.
- And don't push me.
- I'm not pushing you.
It was a knee-jerk reaction, honestly,
because it was kind of coming off,
to be honest, kind of odd behavior on your part.
And then with Diana... - Right.
- When she was talking about her miscarriage,
you're like, "Well, that happened to me, too."
So I kind of thought, well, convenient timing.
- I was relating to her... - I get that.
- On a very, very deep, visceral level.
- And that is why I am apologizing for that.
- Okay. - And no, I'm--
- You came into--
- Oh, my God, you're very hard
to have a conversation with.
- Because you're trying to--
- Apologize.
- No, you didn't know what you were stepping into.
- That, too. And I already said that.
- So we're clear on that.
- Sorry if that seemed insensitive.
So I'm apologizing.
So thank you for finally letting me
get those words out.
- Thank you, because you mean a lot to me.
- And you mean a lot to me, too.
- I'm a very, very loyal friend.
- But do you see what Diana's going based off of?
She doesn't know you yet, and she's seen
these moments of these blow-ups and then, like--
- Whatever.
I apologized right then and there,
and I said, "You're right, and I was wrong."
Here she is.
"Diana, I am so sorry."
And I gave her a hug.
I did. I said, "Diana"--
- It was about as real as you hugging that bottle of wine.
I can't with you. - This is for real.
- I can't.
You're really hard to apologize to.
- I'm sorry. - You, like, don't shut up.
I mean-- - I'm sorry.
- But it feels-- - Come here.
Give me--give me some-- give me some love.
You didn't-- - Are you sure
you're not gonna think I'm punching you?
- Shut up.
- You're such a delicate flower.
This is so good.
Oh, my God, it's amazing.
- This is delicious.
It's so good.
- I make this at home. - You can take it home after.
- But mine's not as good. - But we're not--
I'm not done eating, so you'll have to wait.
[laughs]
- What do you mean, I have to wait?
- If you think you're gonna wrap that up now
while I'm still eating, you have another think coming.
- I'm gonna shovel this down.
- Coming up...
- How was Garcelle's party?
Cheers.
- Ugh.
[laughs]
- Was it good?
[upbeat music]
* *
- Ooh, those are beautiful.
- They look just like the stuffing.
- They're gonna look pretty with my stuffing,
which means you-- - [gasps]
I just scratched the marble with this.
- Thank God that was you and not me.
That's all I can say.
- What the frick?
- Phew.
- Who sends sh-- like this?
- That's my pot that I gave the florist
to put my flowers in.
- Ugh.
- I think I need to run out and buy
one more smaller turkey, by the way.
We're now automatically a family of eight
because Alex and his mom. We're not--
- That's awesome. - No longer six.
- It's gonna keep growing, too.
- Farrah and Alex have been dating for a few years now.
- My business is successful,
and I've been doing well.
And if Farrah and I had--
well, when we have a child together--
- Okay. - When is that?
- It was definitely time for them to get engaged.
Like, if you're gonna be together
the rest of your lives,
what are you guys waiting for?
- We're gonna become a family
of 10, and 12, and 14,
and 16, and maybe 22, and--
- I'm gonna need a lot of turkey.
I'm gonna make that whole top floor for a baby with a crib,
like I originally said when we bought this house.
I feel like I was very fortunate to grow up
with my grandmother living with me.
Kim and I were working on TV shows.
My mom would take one of us to the set,
and my grandmother would take the other one of us.
So I grew up very close to my grandmother.
You know I'm gonna put a crib in my room.
- Honey, there's no way you're gonna put the baby up there.
- Of course, I'm not going to be living
with my grandchildren.
But I want to have
a very close relationship with them.
It's just a play area,
but the baby will sleep with us.
Gosh, I really am going to be annoying.
Will you stir this up for me for one second?
My arm is getting tired.
- I have a bad--
- Can you just do one little thing, please?
- This look good?
- No, I need it all mixed up.
There's butter in there, and it has to be all mixed.
- Oh, there's butter in here?
- Yes, a lot.
Honey, never mind, go. - I got it.
I got it.
- You literally don't know how to make one thing,
and then you try to, like...
- I know how to make everything.
- Put in your two cents.
[upbeat music]
* *
- So what you're gonna do is,
you're gonna take one of these.
- Put one here, and then you can put
the bun right on there.
- Try that.
- And then pass it to Jax.
- How great is this?
This is what we do with our kids, right?
- Yes, exactly.
Like I said, they've been coming
since they were, like, five.
- And I was, like, trying to explain to the kids.
They were like-- - They didn't understand it.
- Oh, Thanksgiving, and I'm like, this is their meal.
We're doing this on Thanksgiving, you guys.
- And listen, they serve over 4,000 people...
- Wow.
- On this day. - That is unbelievable.
- It's really good.
- I'm so happy you want to help.
- That's a beautiful dinner.
It's the biggest excitement for me so far in my life.
Happy Thanksgiving for everybody.
- Happy Thanksgiving. - Yay!
- Wait, wait. Is this all for me, Zo-Zo?
- No.
- No? - No, this is a lot of--
- This looks like pillows of wonderfulness.
[laughter]
- I'm on fire.
- Whoo! - Oh, yeah.
[all cheering]
- Happy anniversary.
Love you guys.
This is my sister, Kim's, fudge.
This is what Teddi is trying to pretend she baked.
[laughs]
[relaxed music]
* *
- Hello!
- Hey.
- Oh, wow. - Hi.
- Whoo.
- Every time is different house.
[both laugh]
- How are you, baby? - I'm good, love.
You? - Okay.
- How have you been? - It's good to see you.
- Yeah, my love.
I can't get over how good you look.
- [gasps] I love this. - Right?
- I've seen two of Diana's houses.
Diana had a place that she sold about a year ago,
and I thought the view was priceless.
And I found out that it was an $87 million view!
Sh--.
Did you have a nice Thanksgiving?
- We did.
It was Eli's birthday for Thanksgiving.
- That's right! - So it was really...
- That's right! - Cute.
- El Bell, happy birthday!
- Oh, my God.
Wow.
[applause]
She is--
- God, she's the cutest thing.
- She loves the party.
She is her dad daughter. - That party with the dolls.
- I'm telling you, when party was over...
- I think she takes after her mom and dad.
- That's for sure.
Eli is a party animal.
She loves ABBA.
She loves, actually, "Dancing Queen,"
and she does the little, like, move.
She dances.
You know, one year.
It's cute.
I can hear a hummingbird. - That's good.
That's good. You can?
- Did you not hear it, that little like--
- No.
- You'll hear it before you see it.
- No, but I love a hummingbird right now, of course.
That's Lois, which--
- How are you feeling?
- You know--
- Is it settled in? Do you like--
- No. - Are you processing?
- No, not yet.
I don't know, because the holidays,
you know, it really kind of-- - Oh.
- You know, you don't think about that.
- And Christmas is gonna be really hard.
- I know. And so that was hard.
I can't lie. It was really hard.
Every day is different,
and I'm processing it differently
every single moment.
But we were in New York, because Harry
is doing press for his--
his show, "The Hot Zone." - How was that?
- Great. - It looked great.
- It's great.
- Like, there was the one picture
of three of you, and I was like,
"You look so happy in that picture."
- I was happy being with my family.
- Yeah, you did.
- It was hard to kind of get out there and do it,
but I did it for Harry.
So the show is great.
It's really good.
So how was-- how was Garcelle's party?
Cheers. - Ugh.
[laughs]
- Was it good?
[both laugh]
- The party itself was really good and fun,
and then Sutton caught me on the way out
and just did the Sutton thing.
She does these faces.
"So bed rest, huh?" - Oh.
- "Shouldn't you be on a bed rest?"
- Oh, God, you got one of those.
- Something like that, yeah. - Okay.
- Rather than saying,
"Hey," you know, "how are you feeling?
You know, you're not on bed rest,"
it was like...
- Oh, I know that look.
- First of all, I don't cancel the table.
- Really?
* *
- She called me soulless.
- What? - I've never heard--
I have never-- - Wait.
- No, no, no, there's better. There's better.
- Wait, hold on, hold on.
- She told me I was mother----er.
- What?
- If you foreigner, right, like, you translate
that as, I (BLEEP) my mom.
My poor Bosnian mom.
Like, okay, this is really stupid.
And then, like, Kyle is trying to tell her,
"Diana lost the baby," you know, and this and that.
She said, "I had two miscarriages."
But it wasn't like, "Hey, babe, I understand you.
I went through two."
It was like we were in a gambling studio.
And I said, I put down one miscarriage.
And she said, "I raise you two."
- That's narcissism.
That's just being narcissistic, I think.
- I think she's, like, even grade up from that.
[laughs] - You know what I mean?
- Yeah. How do you behave like that
and not understand
you're hurting other people?
That, to me, is not somebody that has empathy.
I feel like every time I'm near her,
she brings me down to her level.
And, like, I don't want to be there.
- That is just not gonna fly with me, either,
if I see that behavior.
- No, well, next trip, they can go commercial.
- I don't know.
- I can do that for them.
[laughter]
So there's that.
- Coming up...
- I did not want to have that conversation with her
with her in that condition.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I want her when she's sober.
- To a setting a bitch straight.
[upbeat electronic music]
* *
- Hey, you. - Hey, baby doll.
- Are those purple? - Yeah.
- Oh.
- I'm doing some color blocking,
and I'm doing a little Italian Brunello day.
- Color blocking?
- Yeah, blocking.
- Okay.
Color blocking?
What are you talking about?
I will give Mauricio this.
Normally, he's not even dressed before our guests come.
- What do you mean, you're having a dinner party?
Now I can go shower.
- Lovey.
At least he has clothes on.
Well, do you want to make us drinks?
- I would love to make you a drink.
[knocking on door]
- Hello. - Hello.
- Are the Kemsleys here?
- The Kemsleys are here.
- Hello, hello, guys. - Beautiful!
- You look lovely.
- Thank you. - Oh, honey.
- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Happy Thanksgiving, my love.
- Where's my best mate?
- Right here, mate. - Good to see you, buddy.
How do you feel today? - I'm good.
How you doing?
- Honey, the house looks gorgeous.
You changed these out. - I changed those.
- They were white, yeah. - Yeah.
- I see it.
- She wants a Belvedere soda,
three lemons squeezed,
make the drink cloudy, and take the carcass out.
I never even heard of carcass before she said it.
That's enough.
- Let me ask you a question.
Are you gonna put any throw pillows
or any pillows? - Yes.
I wanted to actually bring in some, like--
a copper, orangey kind of vibe,
like this Hermes blanket that we--
didn't we buy this together? - Yep, we did.
It really doesn't go anywhere in our house now
other than Jagger's room.
- Well, you were already thinking
about moving before all this. - Yes.
- So where are you at now with that?
- We want to, but--
- I don't want you to move, because we're
so close to each other. - I know.
- I was almost ready to move-- you know that...
- Yeah. - Right after.
- Yeah. - And I didn't even go
through what you went through.
They got almost every single handbag,
ones that my mom had left me that she'd saved,
jewelry that I had since I was a little girl,
everything except what I had on my body.
- [gasps]
- I feel comfortable and happy now,
and I feel like you will, too, in time.
- You are the biggest reason to keep me in this area.
- Aw.
- Will I feel better in six months or a year?
I'm sure.
Will I still feel like I want to move?
I don't know.
PK, come sit here, my baby.
- Here, PK.
- Last time I sat here was the night...
- Oh, I like this.
- Of the home invasion.
- I know.
- That's the last time I sat here.
- I know. - That's right.
- This is the first time--
- Yeah, I just got, like, a weird vibe.
- Deja vu?
- Yeah, and it was real drama,
and then you added to it
by saying I was wearing leggings.
[laughter]
- Look at his leggings. Are you kidding me?
- They're not leggings. - I thought that, too.
I wasn't gonna say anything because of the moment.
- They're not leggings.
[laughter]
Hold on.
You guys, did you miss when Erika
said to Garcelle's son, the 14-year-old,
to go (BLEEP) off? - I know.
- I was there.
- I mean, it's not funny, but it is funny.
- I think it's great that she did that.
- [laughs]
- But I like seeing this more relaxed side of her.
- 100%. - 100%.
- Right? - Totally agree.
- Me, too.
- It's really why I can give, like, a major pass,
and, of course, it's not my child.
- Right.
- You know, so she had a few drinks.
She doesn't get like that--
I don't think I can ever remember a time
that she was that loose and free.
- She's so much more fun.
I can remember,
in the first few years I knew Erika,
I used to think, "I wish she would open up more.
I wish she would loosen up a little bit."
- You don't think that Erika is having fun with us
and doesn't enjoy being with us.
- I did say that, yes.
- What are you talking about?
I've had the best time.
- Clearly, the Erika that we've known all these years
was holding a lot in.
So seeing this side of her, more open and honest,
even if she's not always showing her best side,
at least it's genuine.
- Listen, she's entitled to a blowout, in my opinion.
- Exactly.
- There's no question about that.
- And it was a blowout.
She told Garcelle's young'un to (BLEEP) off.
The next one, she tried to bang.
I mean, that's a blowout.
- Oh, my God.
- This sounds like "Animal House."
- How many blowouts are you entitled to a year?
- Me? Two a week.
- Oh, my gosh. [laughter]
Says who?
- I'm allowed two a week.
- PK, you will find yourself in divorce court.
[upbeat dance music]
* *
- Okay, those are for the "warter."
Don't make fun of the way I say water.
This looks really pretty.
We have 25 minutes.
Hi, how are you?
I'm Sutton. Nice to meet you.
You look lovely. - Oh, thank you.
- So I'll make this very easy for you.
Bread, brioche with butter and, like,
little edible herbs. - Okay.
- And then salad.
Do you want it, like, a Cobb, like, tomatoes,
cheese, pancetta, like that?
- No pancetta for me, please.
- How will I know who wants pancetta and who doesn't?
- Put it on everybody's. It's fine.
- Except for yours? - Yeah.
- Okay, got it.
- I thought it would be fun
to have the ladies over
to see my new house.
I texted all the girls.
Everybody's coming... - That's good.
- Yeah, it's gonna be so fun.
Even though it's not anywhere near done.
This house needed a lot of work.
It's taken two years and cost a lot of money.
I'm excited for everybody else to see
what I'm doing, because I'm really proud
of what I'm doing.
We had talked about putting the dessert--
- Aren't they going on the cocktail tables?
- Oh, okay.
- What are these flowers? We need to hurry.
Just make it look pretty on the--here on the high tops.
- Do you have any other questions?
- No. - All right, let's go.
- All right.
- I'm gonna do one place setting for y'all,
and then you can do it.
[upbeat music]
[doorbell chimes]
- Coming.
[laughs]
- Hello, darling.
- Hello.
You look so pretty. - You, too.
I'm loving.
- Thank you.
Are you ready for a luncheon with the ladies?
- I think I am.
[laughs]
- As much as you can be.
- Listen, as much as I can be. - Right.
Oh, my God, let's talk about it.
- Yes. - Do you want to sit?
I'll get-- - Yes, where do you want me?
- Do you want, like, a rosé? We have a little bit of time.
- Well, I'll never turn down rosé.
- Okay.
Sheree and I-- we've known each other
for so long that it's easy.
We have a great time.
There's no judgment.
Cheers.
- Cheers.
- Although she'll call you out if she needs to.
She's that kind of girl.
- Your party was amazing.
- Thank you.
There was somebody crushing on Oliver.
Erika.
- Oh, oh.
I thought you were referring to me.
Oh, yes, Erika. [laughs]
So Erika was flirting with him?
- Girl, like, talking about doing--
having a threesome.
- Wait a minute.
- And some of my guests were taking flowers.
So Jax walks over to pick up the flower.
And Erika says to him, "(BLEEP) off."
[dramatic music]
- What?
- And so I walked back in.
- [gasps] - And I was like,
"You can't talk to my son like that
ever again." - Oh, Lord.
- But I did not want to have that conversation with her
with her in that condition. - Yeah, yeah.
- I want her when she's sober and she can hear me.
- Is that happening today?
- It's happening today, girl. - [laughs]
- I don't know where you're gonna be,
but you better find me.
- Take my damn earrings off now for...
- Okay. - What we got to do.
- Girl, you are backup.
[laughter] - And Jax is what?
- He came in and said, "I'm just getting"--
- 15? - He's 14.
- 14. - They just turned 14.
- Nah, that's inappropriate.
- Just because you're drunk,
that's not an excuse.
And I don't know if she's used to talking
to people like that.
But she's not gonna talk to my son like that.
- To setting a bitch straight.
I love it.
- [laughs]
- I've never toasted to that before.
[laughs]
- Coming up...
- What is everybody drinking?
I learned a lesson. - It was right here.
- I can only have one drink. - Okay, good.
- I can only have one, and that's it.
- Yes, I agree with you. - Yes, that's it.
- Joshy, let's do place cards.
- Okay. - So we have me.
Garcelle is bringing her friend.
The photographer needs to get a picture of the table.
- It's pretty, yeah?
This is so mucky!
- I know.
- This is a mucky mess.
I can't take it. Ugh.
Contrary to popular belief,
it does rain in Southern California.
This is so gross.
Do you know, it reminds me of Augusta National
when it rains and you have to walk through the muck.
I'm trying to embrace this
"not everything has to be perfect,"
but dadgum it, why does it have to rain on my parties?
It is so mucky out here.
- Ooh, somebody is here.
- Let the fun begin.
- Thank you, Jake. - You're welcome.
* *
- Hello.
- Am I the first one here?
- You are.
- Oh, God, I always am.
Hi. - Hi.
Look at how pretty your hair looks.
- Thank you.
I love the smell of this candle.
It's my favorite new candle.
- Oh, good.
both: Look at these.
- Are these not like--
- Who is this? - Versace.
- So good. - Aren't they fabulous?
- They're so good. - Thank you.
This is so pretty. - Oh, thank you.
Oh, you haven't been. - Oh, Sutton, it's beautiful.
- Oh. Well, thanks.
- It's got great energy. - It's a happy house.
- Look at this bathroom. Gorgeous.
- Isn't it pretty? - Wow.
- We're still in progress.
Like, it's not like-- - I love the vibe, though.
- Thank you. - I really do.
- It's different from my other home, yeah?
- It is.
- Thank you.
- Well, come on in.
- Congrats on the house.
- I'm Lisa. - Lisa, Sheree.
Hug. - Hi, Sheree.
- Nice to meet you.
God, this is pretty.
- Beautiful.
- Oh, is this is your first time seeing the house?
- Yes. - It's great.
- This is. - It's great.
It's great. - It's gorgeous.
- You're so sweet.
- Lisa, what would you like?
- Could you do Belvedere, soda, and lemon...
- Yes. - For Sheree and I?
- Minus the soda water for me, and just do
a little bit of lime.
Same?
- Oh, I'm sticking for this for a while.
I want to be clear before I talk to Erika.
- Oh.
- Could you turn on some classical music?
- Do you know any stations?
- Is it XM? Oh.
Okay, don't worry about it.
Silence is good, too.
Oh, I know.
Could you put on 103.5?
They're playing Christmas carols.
- I'm not worried about this house.
I'm worried about Garcelle.
I'm not worried about this house.
I'm worried about this Haitian mom I've offended.
- You told her son--
- I think to shut the (BLEEP) up or something.
- To shut the (BLEEP) up.
- Yeah, but it was like we were sh-- talking,
and I was treating the teenagers
like they were adults. They're 16.
They're not babies. Let's not--
- No, they're 14. - Oh.
They are? Oh.
Well, (BLEEP)
I thought they were 16.
That puts it in a whole new perspective.
Thanks, Crystal.
- * Merry Christmas, sugar *
[upbeat dance music]
- [laughs] You look so cute.
- Hi, Crystal.
- Crystal!
* *
- Oh, hi. Well.
- Well, Dorit doesn't even wait for you to open the door.
- Dorit!
- Welcome to the living room.
- Are we traveling?
- We're traveling, come.
That's the formal living room.
This is, like, the family room.
I redid all the floors, but they are
all original to the house.
- Wow. - The house was built in 1930.
- That's like our house was 1930.
- I love this house so much. - Same year, wow.
- Thank you. - I love this bar.
I love this vibe.
- Can I have a Belvedere with three lemons, please?
Squeeze them in really well, carcass out.
* *
- This is it.
Awesome, thank you so very much.
All right, the new place.
I'm just gonna barge in here.
Hi.
- Hi.
In a second.
Well, hello.
- I love your coat. - Thank you.
Old school. - That's amazing.
- Old school. - It's great.
It's amazing. - For you.
This is one of my favorite candles ever.
- Oh, good. - It's handmade in Spain...
- That coat belongs to me. - And I love it.
It is wonderful. - I need that coat.
- Oh, thank you.
- That coat should be mine.
- Well, this--you're gonna have to fight me for it.
- Oh, you bitch.
- Ladies, may I say hello?
Hello. - Hey.
- How are you? - I'm good.
How are you doing? - I'm good.
- Good.
- Good, nice to see you. - Thank you.
- Of course, absolutely.
Hi, nice to see you again. - Hello.
- How are you? - I'm good.
How are you?
- What is everybody drinking? I can only have one.
- Wait, there's-- - Oh, and I learned--
I learned a lesson. - It was right here.
- I can only have one drink. - Okay.
- It's only one. - Okay, good.
- I can only have one, and that's it.
- Yes, I agree with you. - Yes, that's it.
No, it's-- - One is good.
- No, it's like-- it's one and done.
- Yeah, agree.
We've all had many a drinks,
but how you behave
is really who you are.
- Oh, can I have some champagne?
That would be nice.
[tense musical sting]
Ooh, who are we waiting for?
Kyle?
- Are we?
- Kyle. Diana's not coming.
- Okay.
- She's sick.
- Okay. Oh, thanks so much.
- It's so fun to see everybody in this room.
We're eventually going to get to lunch.
- Cool.
- I'm just getting you all drunk.
All right, now we're moving on to the kitchen.
- All right. - To the kitchen.
- This is beautiful.
- This smaller thing--
Okay, do not pay attention to the refrigerator.
- Oh, it's so pretty.
- Do not look at the refrigerator.
It's like an art exhibition.
- Oh, right, your Sub-Zero is coming.
- Yeah. - That's right.
You told me that.
- It's on the barge.
- Are we eating this now or later?
- Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is for you.
This is our appetizer portion of the tour.
- You know what?
I'm not a caviar girl, but I need some food.
- I'm not a caviar girl, either.
Finally somebody.
- That's when I love when you're around.
- Because then you get more.
[upbeat music]
- Eat it!
- Caviar and oysters, I'm happy.
I know. - And they're all so--
- Hey!
- Hi, everybody.
- Hi, baby!
- Hi!
Everything good? - Yeah.
- All right, we're going outside.
- Okay.
- I apologize for the muck.
- Oh, it's cold out here. Sh--.
Someone's gonna have to carry me to the table,
because you can't (BLEEP) with these shoes.
- Oh, this is straight mud, girl.
- Y'all, look.
- Okay, I didn't know that. - It's so mucky.
Weather sometimes is not my friend.
And I wasn't expecting this,
but you just have to persevere
and keep your party outside, which is what I did.
- We're dealing with a swamp. - I know.
It's horrible.
- And I don't want to ruin these.
It's like a symbol for Sutton.
You got this beautiful table, set gorgeously,
sitting in this mucky, muddy muck.
That's Sutton Stracke for you right there.
I can't walk on that.
Look at these shoes.
- Okay, I'm sorry.
It is so mucky out here.
- Coming up...
- Sutton, did you know that Diana wasn't coming?
- No, she didn't tell me. - Oh, she didn't tell you?
- No.
- I can't walk on that.
Look at these shoes.
- Okay, I'm sorry.
- This, you got to handle.
- I think we need some flip-flops.
Can you get me some?
- Yeah. - Yeah, why not?
- Can you just grab some?
Because I don't think I should wear my shoes there.
- You want boots?
- No, I mean, it's either rain boots or flip-flops,
because look what we're dealing with.
We're dealing with a swamp. - I know.
It's horrible.
- And I don't want to ruin these.
- Did you make place cards, you bitch?
- Yes. - What's that?
- Those are heel covers. You don't need them.
- Oh, I'm okay. - You're good.
- This is a much better idea, guys.
Thank you, Joshua.
- Can I take those sandals?
It's the mud.
- I want the one with the color
so it goes with my suit.
- Here you go, babe. - I love it.
- I'm glad that y'all are enjoying my flip-flops.
- It's all good.
- Well, I'm gonna walk on my tippy toes.
I am not about to change into flip-flops with this look.
So I will deal with the mud later.
Oh, place cards.
- Just tiptoe... - Kyle?
- I am. Yes?
- Through the tulips. - Oh, I'm okay.
I'm too short to wear those shoes.
I've never been so happy about a coat choice in my life.
- I might need a coat with my flip-flops.
- We either need a heater, or we want coats,
like, something chic.
- Oh!
We have fur.
Yay!
Let's do purple for me.
Oh, yes.
- YSL.
- That's old school. - It's 19--it's '40s.
- What?
- Oh, that's good, Sutton.
- I have one, too.
- Put it on.
That's luxury.
You get a fur coat, and you get a fur coat,
a la Oprah.
- Wait, is this our lunch?
I want to, like, monitor how much I'm eating.
- This is all we get?
You better be joking.
- Then there's dessert.
You got a whole thing of bread.
- And I just ate a flower.
- Dorit, how have you been?
- Beautiful.
- I've been okay, guys.
Like, right now, I have certain challenges
that I can't seem to overcome, and I beat myself up.
- What are the challenges, though?
- Yeah, what? - I can't drive.
- How do you correlate the drive?
What is the-- what is about the drive?
- I can't be alone.
all: Oh. - I cannot be in my car alone.
Truth be told, where I used to value being alone,
I don't feel comfortable being alone at all.
You know when you're not in control
of your own emotions,
and when you feel that vulnerable,
you don't put yourself in situations
where you could hurt yourself or someone else.
And that's the way I feel right now.
I mean, I haven't taken my kids to the park or--
want them to go to the park.
It's just thing-- little things, little things
that it's like an everyday-- yeah.
- They'll be okay.
Take care of you.
It's a small moment in time. - Yeah.
- But you're worth it. Take care of you.
- I do feel a sense of guilt and worry.
I just hope that this mama bear can continue to allow her kids
to live their normal lives
despite what their mom went through.
- Will you tell Josh that I want to have a Sutton special?
- A Sutton special, yeah. - Yeah, thank you.
- Sutton, did you know that Diana wasn't coming?
- No, she didn't tell me. - Oh, she didn't tell you?
- No. - I talked to her.
Are you coming?
- Oh, not a chance.
- No.
- Oh, yeah.
- You know what I call that.
- What? - Rude.
It's rude not to tell the hostess
that you're not coming to her party.
- I text the host just to say I'd be late.
- Yes, you did, and I appreciate that.
I don't like passive-aggressive behavior.
- Oh, really? - No, I do not.
Oh, well, that's the pot
calling the kettle black, isn't it?
- I'm never passive-aggressive. - Oh, yes, you are.
- No, I am not, Lisa. - Yes, you are.
- [laughs]
- I am never... - Yeah, you are.
You are. - Passive-aggressive.
- You can't say you're not passive-aggressive.
- That's it. Thank you.
- Did you call Diana a mother----er and soulless?
[tense music]
* *
- Next time
on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
This is insane!
- These are nice.
- 9,800 for a pair of sneakers?
- How much do I need for a snowman?
- The drinking is becoming a lot.
[dramatic music]
- You may fill it.
- You know, she's gone through so much.
She's showing a more vulnerable side to her.
- And you don't think that could lead to an alcoholism?
- Diana and I-- we started to connect.
- I don't think that she has the same takeaway from--
- Experience that I did? - Yes.
- I had no idea you were being fake and phony with me.
- Right, I'm telling you now, so you can be--
- That's really sh---y of you.
- If you think that was sincere,
then you really have a problem.
- Shame on you.