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Previously,
on "The Real Housewives
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of Beverly Hills"...
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Y'all, look.
It's so mucky.
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This is straight mud, girl.
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That's it. Thank you.
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Oh, thanks so much.
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Refill it.
Thank you.
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I understand that
your liquor level was
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beyond at my birthday party.
- Yes.
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But there's gotta
be a balance
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of the meds and the cocktails.
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I was surprised
you told everybody
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about your eating disorder.
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I always felt
like the ugly kid.
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You wanna be a mother----er.
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She told me
I was mother----er.
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- What?
- Yeah. You translate that
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as I
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That's stupid.
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I'm here to make peace.
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I was trying to give
you benefit of the doubt.
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She's been clumsy
with the words,
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but I actually have
changed my mind.
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I actually think you
mean what you said.
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♪
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I don't need the spotlight.
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I shine just fine.
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Hi, I'm Karma,
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and yes, I am a bitch.
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You can take all my things,
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and you won't have taken
a thing that matters.
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The only thing better
than having it all
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is having even more.
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If you want a seat
at my table,
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you best mind your manners.
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They say talk is cheap,
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but in Beverly Hills,
it can cost you.
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I have nothing to hide
and nothing to lose,
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and that makes me dangerous.
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When you're the real deal,
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you don't have to pretend.
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Oh, oh, oh
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♪ Yeah, yeah
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, hey
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♪ Yeah, yeah
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
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What are you doing?
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Rinna, I was like, oh, my
God. What--I can call you back.
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Thank God, honey.
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Just when you think you're
done with COVID, Omicron comes.
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Now Lisa, Erika, and
Garcelle all have COVID.
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Luckily, I've managed to
dodge the bullet...
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this time.
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- So you're going to Kyle's.
- For luncheon, yeah.
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I'm gonna leave soon.
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Well, it should
be interesting.
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Let me know about
all the gossip.
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- I will.
- Muah. Bye-bye, love.
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Bye, baby. Bye.
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, hey
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♪ Oh, oh, oh
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♪ Yeah, yeah, hey
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, hey
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪
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You look so
gorgeous and stunning.
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- Hello, dear.
- How are you? Muah.
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Let's come in here.
- Ohh.
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I'm the most unrelaxed
human being you've ever--
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- Why?
- 'Cause I just colored
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my gray roots. I--
- I'm gonna check.
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Let me just--
- No, you--
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- I just wanna see...
- My skin is dyed.
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- If we got all of them.
- My skin is dyed.
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I'm running around
like a chicken.
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My gate has rang
4 million times.
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Any gray?
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I couldn't give
a sh--about your gray hair.
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Muah.
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I couldn't give a
about your gray hair.
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I know, I know, I know.
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All I care
about is your heart.
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Thank you. Muah.
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I'm so excited.
- That's all I care about.
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It's why I'm here.
- I'm so excited.
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You're--I'm not here
because of your hair.
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- I know.
- I'm not here because
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of your pretty house,
although it is beautiful.
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You're gonna make me look
bad, you've never seen it.
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I'm not here for any other
reason except your heart.
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I've known Jamie Lee Curtis
since 1978,
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when we did the first original
"Halloween" movie together.
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She's been a movie star
for over 40 years,
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and yet,
she is so down-to-Earth
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and so kindhearted
and thoughtful.
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So this is Diana.
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Let's put Diana here.
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- This is Sutton.
- Sutton here.
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And Sutton here, OK.
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Over the years,
Jamie had reached out
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to me to do charity work
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for Children's Hospital
Los Angeles.
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Kyle and Mauricio have
joined the First Families
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at Children's Hospital of
Los Angeles, which is a very
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specific level of giving.
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I spoke with Lyndsay
at Children's Hospital.
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- Yeah.
- And they're building a new
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building and all of that.
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They're building
a new building?
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Yeah, and a whole play area
for the kids and everything.
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So I was asking her
to get back to me
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with information about
that because, I mean,
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that's such a great
opportunity to do...
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- It's perfect.
- Such amazing things.
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- Perfect, perfect.
- Jamie founded
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this company called
My Hand in Yours,
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where 100% of the proceeds
go to Children's Hospital.
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So today I wanted
to help support Jamie
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with a fundraiser.
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Where should we sit?
- Where's the light good?
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- I know.
- When I used to go
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into business meetings...
- What--
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I would walk in the room,
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and I would immediately look
where I'm lit well,
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and I would sit there.
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And it didn't matter if it
was, like, a person's desk.
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I'd be like, "No, no, no.
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I'm gonna to sit here."
They're like,
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"Well, that's my desk."
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It's like, "Yeah, that's good."
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I'm gonna sit right here
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because I'm gonna
look really good...
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- Right?
- In this--
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We're not stupid.
We know what we're doing.
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I mean--
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Hello.
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both: Hi.
- It's Diana.
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- Hi, Diana.
- Hi.
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- I'm Jamie.
- How are you?
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- Hi.
- Nice meeting you.
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Lovely to meet you.
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Well, hello.
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- I'm Jamie.
- Hi, Jamie.
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Oh, no hug?
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- Oh, I'll hug. I do--
- I like to hug.
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Listen, in the world today,
I just don't know anymore.
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You know, you don't--
- Hi, Diana.
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You don't extend yourself.
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Well, then I'm
going to hug you.
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I'm a hugger.
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Come here.
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- Hello.
- Hi, how are you?
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- Oh.
- Hi, ladies.
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I'm Jamie.
- I'm Crystal.
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Jamie, Crystal, Sutton.
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- I'm Sutton.
- Hi, Sutton.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Hi, ladies.
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You look cute.
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I am so not in
a mood for Sutton.
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Not at all.
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Oh, we're only
missing Dorit now.
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- Oh.
- Three of our friends
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are sick right now.
- Hard times.
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- Hi.
- Hi, I'm Jamie.
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I'm gonna hug you.
- Oh.
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- Are we hugging?
- We're hugging.
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Jamie Lee Curtis!
Oh, my God!
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- Hi.
- Good to meet you.
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Nice to meet you, too.
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Look, aren't you
good to bring--
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here, I'll put them by
the Christmas tree.
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- Perfect.
- I know where they go.
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Hello?
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Am I here?
Is this real?
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Ladies, are we ready
to go into lunch?
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Yes.
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Oh, this looks
really pretty, Kyle.
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Wow.
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I mean, we're really blending
in with the whole decor.
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Yes, you and I have
made really good choices.
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We have.
I mean, this is good.
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- And look...
- I know.
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- If you had given me this--
- Well, I'm sorry, but--
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Would you like it?
- No. Thank you, though.
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- There's lipstick in there.
- But look, this would
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have been such a good--
- This is--it's good.
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Except I have too
many animal prints.
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Is this Dolce?
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It is old Alexander Wang.
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Like--
- Oh, God.
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OK, Sutton, you
are right over there.
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- Kyle?
- Yes.
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- Really?
- Which?
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Nothing.
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Let's put Diana here.
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- This is Sutton.
- Sutton here.
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And Sutton here, OK.
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I have Diana right
next to Sutton.
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But let's be honest,
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she's gonna have an issue
with someone somewhere.
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OK, why don't we switch with--
sorry.
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Here, Diana, you're next to me.
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- At this end of the table.
- Yeah.
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This isn't you. Oh, no.
It's Sheree.
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She just switched.
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That'll be...better.
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I'm learning a lot already.
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I know.
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Yeah.
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She's trying to
make a run for it.
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For entrée,
you have a choice,
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the branzino or
the filet mignon.
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Oh, branzino, please.
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Oh, I will have
the branzino, actually.
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Branzino, please.
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OK.
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I'm gonna to put
it on the lash.
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- OK.
- OK.
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- I'm just not--
- No, wait--uh--
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You gluing my eye shut,
woman?
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I am so into this.
You have no idea.
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Oh, gosh.
Wait, wait, wait.
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both: Shut up.
- Wait.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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Well, it came out
in a big glob.
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Oh!
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That is sabotage.
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- I can't stand you!
- It is not sabotage!
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This has now become
a medical emergency.
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- Wait, wait. Stop.
- No!
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Oh, this is all bad.
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- Listen, listen.
- Hey, hey. Back off.
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Sutton, get
your hand off her.
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She has glue everywhere.
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Aunt Jamie's got it
under control.
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- Thank you, Auntie Jamie.
- Hold on.
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And thank you, Sutton,
because I got your lash on.
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No thank you, Sutton.
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You're loving this.
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- OK.
- Am I good?
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- You're good.
- Why do I feel--
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like, my eye feels funny, though.
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I heard that you had
lunch with Sutton.
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How'd it go?
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You cut me deep.
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And if I told you right now...
- Yeah.
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It's all good,
it would be fake.
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♪
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It's the truth.
I did, like, exfoliate.
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♪
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Coming up...
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Why are you always in
trouble? What's that about?
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Because I say what I think.
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How's that
working out for you?
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♪
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♪
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We are just so happy
to be with you.
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Thank you. That's sweet of
you, Dorit. Thank you.
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This looks so good.
Thank you.
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This is gorgeous.
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So why don't I talk about why
I'm here while you guys eat?
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By the way, everything
that I'm showing you
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is on myhandinyours.com.
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The My Hand in Yours tumblers.
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A really yummy--
- It keeps things hot
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and cold and--
- Hot and cold.
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Amazing.
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We have the My Hand in
Yours license plate holder.
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Whoa!
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- We have a wind chime...
- Oh, a wind chime.
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Of My Hand in Yours.
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Jamie, let me just say
that is the chicest wind chime
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I have ever seen.
- Thank you, darling.
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Jamie has found herself
a new best friend in Dorit.
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She's really going over the top
with her love for these items.
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Then this dog leash.
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Stop it right now.
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And we put a My Paw in Yours
dog tag on.
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And he manufactured this...
- I mean, honestly.
285
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- And designed it.
- Incredible.
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A lavender candle.
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It's very chic.
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These are the hats.
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So chic.
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Little snugglies.
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Really very chic.
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At this point,
Jamie Lee Curtis
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could show Dorit a dirty old
tissue, and she would say,
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"So chic! Oh, my God!"
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- That's the end of my spiel.
- Aww.
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Yay!
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I love you. Muah.
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- Thank you.
- We love it all.
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I was talking to Children's
Hospital Los Angeles,
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and I decided
to give $25,000
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to the Kyle Richards
and Jamie Lee Curtis Fund.
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- Aw.
- At Children's?
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- At Children's Hospital.
- That's beautiful.
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We'll have our
little fund together.
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Yeah!
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Jamie, Jamie,
Diana is matching my 25,
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00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:06,753
just so you know.
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She's matching it.
- Wow!
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I am.
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I am so grateful.
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But now I'm thinking,
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should I have said
a higher number?
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- I just didn't know if I--
- That is so beyond,
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and I really thank you so much.
- I'm so sorry for--
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I'm so excited
about my gift bag.
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I cannot even tell you.
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Use it all in good health.
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Thank you for
giving us opportunity
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of being part of it.
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Kyle, thank you.
This is beautiful.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you, my darling.
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Thank you for
having me for lunch.
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Oh, my God, that
food was so good.
324
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,651
- No, it was amazing.
- All right, ladies.
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I'm gonna leave.
- Aw.
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Good luck to you.
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Oh, thank you.
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Good luck to you.
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- You're amazing.
- And thank you for helping us
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have a really great start
to our Jamie and Kyle Fund...
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00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:47,924
- This was a lovely day.
- For Children's Hospital.
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- Yes, that's crazy.
- Yes.
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I'll be right back, ladies.
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Peace, everybody.
335
00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:53,495
Happy holidays.
Stay safe.
336
00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:54,714
I'm in menopause.
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I can't sit next
to this fireplace.
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- Oh, my gosh, I love it.
- Are you kidding me?
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00:11:58,195 --> 00:11:59,153
Do you wanna
switch with me?
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I love it.
- Yes.
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00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,243
I'm freezing.
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00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:04,071
Let's get a drink. Come on.
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00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:05,420
Oh, my God,
that food was so good.
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00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:06,900
Hi, guys.
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♪
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00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,991
You had lunch with...
- Diana.
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00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,427
- Diana.
- Mm-hmm.
348
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:13,645
And?
349
00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:15,169
She's angry.
350
00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:18,825
I was saying that I'm sorry
that you were on bed rest.
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00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:20,740
Yes, I was.
352
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:23,351
You are the fakest person
I've ever met in my life,
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00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:24,831
literally.
354
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:30,488
Why you always in trouble?
What's that about?
355
00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:32,055
- I don't know.
- What do you think?
356
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:34,144
Because I say what I think.
357
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:35,798
How's that
working out for you?
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00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,104
It's not working
out too good.
359
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:38,496
So then maybe
we should rethink.
360
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:39,759
I'm gonna be quiet.
361
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,108
I'm gonna just
sit and be quiet,
362
00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:42,326
and then y'all
are gonna be sad.
363
00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:44,285
I'm telling you.
We talked about this.
364
00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:48,942
And then y'all are gonna
be like, "She not talking."
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00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,465
Let me tell you this,
'cause I understand
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00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:53,076
what you're saying,
but when you are bitchy to me
367
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,817
at one of my lowest moments,
368
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,645
that has a different weight.
369
00:12:56,688 --> 00:13:00,083
But does it excuse mocking me
when I'm telling you
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00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,955
of some of my lowest moments?
371
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:04,174
- No.
- I wouldn't ever make fun
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00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:06,307
of somebody's miscarriage.
- You did.
373
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,483
- Well, you did.
- You questioned that
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00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:10,572
she was on bed rest.
375
00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:12,574
So you're on bed
rest, but you're here.
376
00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:14,489
So that's confusing.
377
00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:16,404
You're gonna
have to clear it up.
378
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,016
Yeah.
379
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,758
Had you led with,
"I am really empathetic
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and I've experienced this,"
I think you would have had
381
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,849
a different reaction from her.
- Absolutely.
382
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,111
We're all different people.
383
00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:30,157
She hurt my
feelings terribly.
384
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,593
This is a pattern
with Sutton.
385
00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:33,551
It's always about Sutton.
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00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:35,510
While you were going
through all this,
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00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:37,338
she posted a picture
drinking margaritas
388
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,731
saying "thirsty Thursday,"
and cheering, and, like,
389
00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:41,211
having the time of her life.
390
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:42,734
If you can't see
your own mistakes,
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00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,388
you're gonna have
a lot of trouble.
392
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:47,652
Do you wanna try
and fix things?
393
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:49,176
I'm like...mm.
394
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:51,047
Oy, yoi, yoi, yoi, yoi.
395
00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:52,875
I just have to give one
more hug and thank you.
396
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:55,312
Oh, thank you.
Thank you, girl.
397
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:56,836
Well, cheers to that.
398
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,228
- Cheers, guys.
- Cheers.
399
00:13:58,272 --> 00:13:59,360
- Cheer, cheer, cheers.
- Kyle, thank you so much.
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00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,623
Thank you.
Thank you.
401
00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:02,929
This is a big deal
what you're doing.
402
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:04,931
To, like, speak out on,
it's a big deal.
403
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,410
You're making a lot of
difference for the kids.
404
00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:07,672
And to donate your own money,
and give your time,
405
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:08,891
and everything is incredible.
- Thank you.
406
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,675
How are you doing?
407
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:11,807
- OK.
- How are you?
408
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,896
I saw what you
posted on Instagram
409
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,550
about your eating disorder.
410
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:21,382
I haven't quite nailed
down what causes it, like--
411
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:24,080
Is it more like you don't
have control, if things feel
412
00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:25,255
out of control around you,
and that's
413
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:26,430
your way of controlling it?
414
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:28,345
Or is it more of
an appearance thing...
415
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:29,651
- I think...
- Where you're being
416
00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:31,044
hard on yourself?
- Definitely, it's control.
417
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:32,959
I don't think it's
an appearance thing.
418
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:35,135
It's more of an
internal feeling.
419
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,615
The holidays can
be very triggering.
420
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:40,444
And the other day,
I was gonna post
421
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,446
this picture of the family.
422
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:45,058
And I remember feeling like
my stomach and my body,
423
00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:46,755
and I just, like,
felt like crap.
424
00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:50,933
And I decided to be just
super real and post about how
425
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,239
I was actually feeling.
426
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:54,458
- Are you binge eating?
- No. I don't binge.
427
00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:55,807
- You don't binge eat.
- No.
428
00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,766
So you eat very little.
And then the very little
429
00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,028
you eat, you throw up.
430
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:02,597
Well, you're asking
the hard questions.
431
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:03,946
I'm asking just
because I know.
432
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:08,777
♪
433
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:11,736
When I was younger,
I had my own problems.
434
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:14,435
- Did you?
- Yeah. I would take V8 juice,
435
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:15,915
and put it in a bowl,
and heat it up.
436
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,394
And that was my food.
437
00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:19,919
- Oh, my God.
- I weighed 99 pounds.
438
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,616
I would eat very
little and then
439
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:24,271
be worried about those
few little calories I had.
440
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:27,317
When I was younger, forgetting
on a public platform.
441
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:29,885
We didn't talk about it with
our friends or our family.
442
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,540
So Crystal posting this
on social media, to me,
443
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,585
it really seems like
a cry for help.
444
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:37,110
For me, it's
physically feeling
445
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,286
like I've overconsumed.
446
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:40,809
I wake up every morning
thinking about
447
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:42,289
everything I eat.
448
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:43,725
What would be something
that would make you feel bad?
449
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:45,161
Like, would you order pasta?
450
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,381
I will never order
pasta because...
451
00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:48,817
- Wow.
- It'll trigger me.
452
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:51,254
And when I watch someone
that's eating it, I envy it.
453
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:53,474
My eating disorder
started when I was 11.
454
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:58,783
I remember every school picture
I was in the back row, always.
455
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,872
It's one thing to be
the tallest girl,
456
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,874
tallest kid in class,
457
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:05,181
but also looking different
458
00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:11,144
as a minority just makes it
even that much more apparent.
459
00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:16,149
And I worked very hard
to accept
460
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:20,327
how I look and--
461
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:25,027
appreciate it,
and it's still hard.
462
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,682
Physically being
in my body sucks.
463
00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:29,249
- Why?
- Oh.
464
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:33,035
It just sucks. I feel ----ing
like sh-- all the time.
465
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:34,123
I'm so sorry.
466
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,037
And I'm just
exhausted from it.
467
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,343
I'm so sorry, love.
468
00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:38,432
I know how much you
do love food, too.
469
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,434
Aww.
470
00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:42,044
I'm gonna give you a hug.
- So sorry.
471
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:43,872
You're so gorgeous.
And you're--
472
00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:45,569
and I know you know that.
473
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:48,659
I wanna eat a meal and, like,
be OK with it, you know?
474
00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:52,707
I don't wanna, like, hate
what I'm eating every day.
475
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:55,840
I'm just exhausted.
476
00:16:57,755 --> 00:17:00,497
Just--I'm so tired of it.
477
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:04,501
Yeah, the scariest thing about...
478
00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:07,243
my eating disorder is that I'll
pass it to my kids.
479
00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:11,508
I just don't ever want my kids
to, like, suffer this much.
480
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:14,294
It's just an ongoing battle.
481
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,430
Being so open
about it, for sure
482
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:22,084
you'll get there,
for a hundred percent.
483
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,564
- I want to.
- Have to--
484
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,087
Yeah, because it's like
the more you talk about it,
485
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,654
make it a more open thing...
- Get it out of your head.
486
00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:28,482
So not be in your head.
- Exactly.
487
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:29,439
I just feel like--
'Cause it's you're so
488
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,224
in your head about it.
489
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,748
Because I went
through my own issues
490
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:36,794
with an eating disorder,
I have educated
491
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:39,058
myself and my daughters.
492
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,234
And I really made
a conscious effort
493
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:44,106
to make sure that
they never went
494
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,412
through what I went through.
495
00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:46,848
Let's take our drinks over.
496
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:48,415
I feel like we've been gone
for a long time.
497
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:49,764
- OK, see.
- I don't have any makeup
498
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:53,420
on me, right?
- You look gorgeous.
499
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:56,249
Opening up and talking
about this on Instagram
500
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,512
actually can be a good thing
501
00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:02,168
if she seeks help because
whatever she's doing so far
502
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,560
isn't helping her.
503
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,736
Hi, girls.
504
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:08,130
So what were you guys
talking about
505
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,479
when we were not in here,
I'm curious?
506
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,133
- Oh, my Lordy, have mercy.
- Their lunch?
507
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,221
- Yeah.
- Yes.
508
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,615
That's the truth.
509
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,138
- Well, anyway, that sounds--
- Awkward.
510
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:22,275
♪
511
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:23,624
Coming up...
512
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:27,802
Diana isn't ready
to accept anything.
513
00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:29,325
She's right.
514
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:34,678
Well, what were you
guys talking about when
515
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:35,940
we were not in here,
I'm curious?
516
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:37,855
- Oh, my Lordy, have mercy.
- Their lunch?
517
00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:39,161
- Yeah.
- Yes.
518
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,207
That's the truth.
519
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,078
- Well, anyway, that sounds--
- Awkward.
520
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:46,125
♪
521
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,170
Awkward.
522
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:51,478
I think that Diana
isn't ready to
523
00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:54,133
kind of accept anything.
524
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,396
And--
- She's right.
525
00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:58,354
What is "anything"?
What is--accept what?
526
00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:00,095
Did you apologize?
- She doesn't--
527
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,314
Or do you
expect an apology?
528
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:02,750
I don't know any of that.
- No, no, no, no.
529
00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:04,534
I--you know,
I'm done apologizing
530
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:05,883
because I've apologized.
531
00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:08,538
I don't think
she's ready to even
532
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:11,367
ponder any kind of friendship.
533
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:14,501
I came to L.A.
because I did not
534
00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:17,243
want to be in the space of--
535
00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:20,202
by the way, my baby
was due very soon.
536
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:22,073
So--
- Oh.
537
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:26,121
And I did not want to
count the weeks to the birth.
538
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,557
So...
- Yeah.
539
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:31,692
I kind of flipped my
whole life upside-down
540
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,911
so I don't go
to that dark place.
541
00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:37,219
So I ended up with the girls
in Mexico trying to have fun.
542
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:40,744
Unfortunately, I shouldn't
have done tequilas or anything
543
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:42,572
because it's a blood thinner.
544
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:44,922
The mistake of having glass
of champagne because all I
545
00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:47,447
wanna do is sleep.
- So what would pick you up?
546
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:51,146
Glass of white wine.
547
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,105
And, you know, on the
way back in the plane,
548
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:55,716
I started bleeding again.
549
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:59,459
I was not happy with myself and
my treatment of my own body.
550
00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:01,939
And maybe have sent
a little bit of rude message
551
00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:04,420
to a group, but I'm
----ing doing my best.
552
00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:06,509
That's all there was to it.
553
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:09,991
And so it started from there,
I guess, right?
554
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:11,514
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
555
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:13,603
I didn't--I thought
that it happened...
556
00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:16,084
- A long--
- A while--not a long time ago.
557
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:17,955
I knew it was recent.
- I thought it was months.
558
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,653
I thought it was
six months ago.
559
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:22,786
I'm raw emotionally
and physically.
560
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:26,007
So Sutton behavior--
it was very hurtful.
561
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:29,402
And she should really
know better than talk
562
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:30,794
to me like this.
563
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:32,666
I was just trying to connect,
and I really was.
564
00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:35,582
And it was an honest
approach to connect to you.
565
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:38,149
We've had a rough
and rocky start.
566
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:42,110
And I'm to blame for,
I'm gonna say, 95% of it.
567
00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:43,590
Thank you.
568
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:44,591
Take all the time you need.
569
00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:46,375
Take all the space you need.
570
00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:47,985
And I'm here.
571
00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:50,727
I'm happy to talk about it
with you privately, whatever.
572
00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:52,468
- Thank you.
- OK?
573
00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:54,340
- OK.
- Sutton, that was beautiful.
574
00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:08,484
♪
575
00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:19,495
- Hi!
- Hey.
576
00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:21,236
How are you?
- I'm good.
577
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,542
How are you feeling?
578
00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:24,283
Better.
You're, like, up and around.
579
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:25,588
I've been up a little bit.
580
00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:27,155
I was just decorating
the tree 'cause I
581
00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:28,722
haven't done any decorating.
582
00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:31,333
But you look like
you feel normal.
583
00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:33,683
Do I?
I don't feel quite normal.
584
00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:35,163
How is everything with you?
585
00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:39,820
I get out of this
isolation in two days.
586
00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:41,648
So I'll see you Tuesday
at Diana's?
587
00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:43,650
- Yeah, for sure I'm there.
- Great, great, great.
588
00:21:43,693 --> 00:21:44,781
Can't wait.
589
00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:45,826
Diana has a certain reputation
590
00:21:45,869 --> 00:21:47,741
for doing things in a big way.
591
00:21:47,784 --> 00:21:49,090
And I've had COVID,
592
00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:51,962
so I'm ready for a Diana
Jenkins Christmas party,
593
00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:53,312
for sure.
594
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,488
The holidays bring up
a lot of memories--
595
00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:58,708
decorating the house,
and being with Tom and my son,
596
00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:00,275
and, you know,
just all of that.
597
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,886
Like, how much
more can we take?
598
00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:04,366
We can just keep
taking these punches
599
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:05,367
and rolling with them.
600
00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:06,368
What else is there?
601
00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:08,152
There's not much.
602
00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:16,030
I said that with such
sincerity too, didn't I?
603
00:22:16,073 --> 00:22:18,075
Oh, but, I mean,
that's what I'm saying.
604
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:21,383
We wake up, make the best
of it, and that's it.
605
00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:23,994
it.
- Yes, I agree.
606
00:22:24,038 --> 00:22:26,170
So Harry brought home
your "Los Angeles"
607
00:22:26,214 --> 00:22:27,520
magazine cover.
608
00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:29,391
I have not read it,
but it is in my kitchen.
609
00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:31,001
- Please do.
- I will.
610
00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:32,394
There are no
great revelations.
611
00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:35,005
They're, like, 365 days late.
612
00:22:35,049 --> 00:22:36,877
- Really? Oh, well.
- Yeah.
613
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,139
I mean, there's nothing there.
614
00:22:38,182 --> 00:22:42,230
The "L.A." magazine article
is a recycling
615
00:22:42,273 --> 00:22:43,492
of the same old problems.
616
00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:45,364
They criticize me
for being ambitious.
617
00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:48,671
But other than that, it's just
about the same old lawsuits
618
00:22:48,715 --> 00:22:52,196
that were filed,
the same old controversy.
619
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,720
They dehumanize me.
620
00:22:53,763 --> 00:22:56,462
It hurts, you know.
It hurts.
621
00:22:56,505 --> 00:23:00,379
I think that it was a low
blow to call me ambitious
622
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:01,641
as, like, it was a slight.
623
00:23:01,684 --> 00:23:03,207
- Right.
- Would it be better
624
00:23:03,251 --> 00:23:04,774
if I were a lazy wife,
625
00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:08,169
you know, or a polite wife,
or an in-her-place wife?
626
00:23:08,212 --> 00:23:11,477
But instead, I'm an ambitious
one, and therefore, I am bad.
627
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,130
Have you talked
to Tom at all?
628
00:23:13,174 --> 00:23:15,089
Yeah.
He heard I had COVID,
629
00:23:15,132 --> 00:23:18,092
so he wanted to make sure
I was OK.
630
00:23:18,135 --> 00:23:20,660
When Tom calls, sometimes
he's super present,
631
00:23:20,703 --> 00:23:22,879
and sometimes he thinks
I'm someone else.
632
00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:25,665
Nothing about
these conversations are good,
633
00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:28,798
other than I know
that he's in a safe place.
634
00:23:28,842 --> 00:23:31,192
But I also know what that
place means, you know,
635
00:23:31,235 --> 00:23:33,150
memory care facility.
636
00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:35,065
I've been down this road
with my grandmother.
637
00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:36,284
Doesn't get better.
638
00:23:36,327 --> 00:23:37,720
It only gets worse from here.
639
00:23:37,764 --> 00:23:39,113
Now, let me ask you.
640
00:23:39,156 --> 00:23:41,289
They've come out and said
that the brother's gonna
641
00:23:41,332 --> 00:23:42,856
represent him in your divorce?
642
00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:45,815
They just dropped their
divorce lawyer, probably
643
00:23:45,859 --> 00:23:47,556
because they can't pay him.
644
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,123
And I'm imagining, you know.
- Oh.
645
00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:50,951
He's probably expensive.
But also too, like,
646
00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:53,344
I can't
get a divorce right now.
647
00:23:53,388 --> 00:23:54,998
Like, I'm legally separated.
648
00:23:55,042 --> 00:23:57,174
So my life has moved on,
and everything is separate.
649
00:23:57,218 --> 00:23:59,176
But I can't get
a divorce right now.
650
00:23:59,220 --> 00:24:01,570
There's so much legal
sh-- going on.
651
00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:04,007
It's ironic, but if I was
divorced from Tom,
652
00:24:04,051 --> 00:24:05,835
I'd have to
pay him alimony.
653
00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:07,358
I'll stay married, thanks.
654
00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:12,886
Well, it's always
something, it seems.
655
00:24:12,929 --> 00:24:14,627
Yeah, it's a weird time,
and I'm really
656
00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:17,412
ready for it to be over.
657
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:18,500
Coming up...
658
00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:19,980
Trying to get
in touch with you
659
00:24:20,023 --> 00:24:22,504
is like trying to
pull a hemorrhoid out
660
00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:24,332
of a bull's tush.
661
00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:25,768
Where's your phone?
662
00:24:25,812 --> 00:24:26,987
I've lost it.
663
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:38,389
♪
664
00:24:40,783 --> 00:24:42,002
- Hi, guys.
- Hi.
665
00:24:42,045 --> 00:24:43,046
- Hi.
- How are you?
666
00:24:44,613 --> 00:24:46,267
I'll give you a
little elbow bump.
667
00:24:46,310 --> 00:24:47,442
Here you go.
- Oh, yeah, I know.
668
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:48,617
Right?
- Good to see you.
669
00:24:48,661 --> 00:24:50,097
- Good to see you.
- The new high five.
670
00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:52,447
Yeah. We're gonna be doing
just a little something
671
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,188
for the front entryway, right?
672
00:24:54,231 --> 00:24:56,364
Just warm it up and make
it feel a little bit more,
673
00:24:56,407 --> 00:24:57,757
like, Christmas and cozy.
- Should we take a look at it
674
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,715
just to kind of just--yeah.
- Yeah, let's go.
675
00:24:59,759 --> 00:25:01,674
We're just thinking,
like, the stairs, right?
676
00:25:01,717 --> 00:25:03,153
- Yeah.
- Dressing this just so that
677
00:25:03,197 --> 00:25:05,242
at least we know we're
entering into a holiday party.
678
00:25:05,286 --> 00:25:07,201
Yeah, so if you are--
this is your home,
679
00:25:07,244 --> 00:25:08,811
and it's Christmas.
680
00:25:08,855 --> 00:25:09,986
Let's have a little bit of fun
and a little bit of warmth.
681
00:25:10,030 --> 00:25:11,553
- Yeah, for sure, for sure.
- Yeah.
682
00:25:11,597 --> 00:25:12,728
Growing up in Yugoslavia,
683
00:25:12,772 --> 00:25:13,947
we did not
celebrate Christmas.
684
00:25:13,990 --> 00:25:16,906
It was communism,
so no religious holidays
685
00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:18,342
of any kinds were allowed.
686
00:25:18,386 --> 00:25:22,346
The first time I've seen
the beauty of Christmas
687
00:25:22,390 --> 00:25:24,523
was when I got to London.
688
00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:27,221
They really light up
those streets beautifully.
689
00:25:27,264 --> 00:25:28,657
It's so festive.
690
00:25:28,701 --> 00:25:30,441
This is a definitely
party house.
691
00:25:30,485 --> 00:25:33,532
Now I enjoy turning my house
in Beverly Hills into
692
00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:34,663
winter wonderland.
693
00:25:34,707 --> 00:25:37,231
And I go over the top,
for sure.
694
00:25:38,624 --> 00:25:40,060
We just open up these doors.
695
00:25:40,103 --> 00:25:42,802
And the people come out,
and it's a little bit more--
696
00:25:42,845 --> 00:25:44,368
I do love this backyard.
697
00:25:44,412 --> 00:25:45,805
Where did you want
to put the bar?
698
00:25:45,848 --> 00:25:48,242
You could lose all this
and put the bar here.
699
00:25:48,285 --> 00:25:49,852
- The bar here.
- You know?
700
00:25:49,896 --> 00:25:51,811
I would not lose any
of it 'cause you don't have
701
00:25:51,854 --> 00:25:53,290
an outdoor furniture.
- No, babe.
702
00:25:53,334 --> 00:25:54,901
No one's gonna be laying down.
- You don't know that.
703
00:25:54,944 --> 00:25:57,425
- Yeah, but I'm saying, this--
- The alcohol, I don't know.
704
00:25:57,468 --> 00:25:59,079
- Can't you see a little--
- Maybe be there, you know?
705
00:25:59,122 --> 00:26:00,863
Can't you see a deck
where people come and--
706
00:26:00,907 --> 00:26:01,864
All right, we'll
just reposition in.
707
00:26:01,908 --> 00:26:03,213
We all lose any of it.
- Yeah.
708
00:26:03,257 --> 00:26:04,432
But I think Asher's
onto something, too.
709
00:26:04,475 --> 00:26:05,476
No, no, no, because
they grab a drink,
710
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:06,913
and then they can
sit over there.
711
00:26:06,956 --> 00:26:08,001
- So you grab a drink up here.
- You can cheat it up.
712
00:26:08,044 --> 00:26:09,698
- A little bit, yeah.
- Yeah.
713
00:26:09,742 --> 00:26:11,352
Despite the fact that Asher
is so much younger than me,
714
00:26:11,395 --> 00:26:14,529
he's actually the one
that is practical one
715
00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:16,487
and more sensible one.
716
00:26:16,531 --> 00:26:18,620
I am a much bigger dreamer.
717
00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:21,144
And I'm over the top.
718
00:26:21,188 --> 00:26:26,976
Like, I don't think anybody
can match my over-the-topness.
719
00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:29,196
I'm assuming all the trees
will be spread, like,
720
00:26:29,239 --> 00:26:30,632
trees just everywhere.
- Yeah.
721
00:26:30,676 --> 00:26:32,068
- All right.
- Yeah.
722
00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:33,853
- I think we're good.
- Now we gotta go and do it.
723
00:26:38,379 --> 00:26:42,165
♪
724
00:26:42,209 --> 00:26:45,299
Oh my God.
I'm a mess.
725
00:26:48,171 --> 00:26:50,173
All right.
726
00:26:50,217 --> 00:26:51,305
OK.
727
00:26:54,308 --> 00:26:56,310
♪
728
00:27:01,271 --> 00:27:04,057
Paola, we have the
little pearl spoons?
729
00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:05,798
- Yes.
- OK, that's perfect.
730
00:27:05,841 --> 00:27:07,626
Oh, Paola, that's
enough for an elephant.
731
00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:10,585
I'm never gonna eat that much. Look.
732
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:14,937
♪
733
00:27:16,199 --> 00:27:17,113
OK.
734
00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:19,986
- Kathy?
- All right.
735
00:27:20,029 --> 00:27:21,814
There you are. Hi.
- Oh, my God.
736
00:27:21,857 --> 00:27:24,077
It's literally
a winter wonderland.
737
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,079
- Thank you.
- Muah, muah. How you feeling?
738
00:27:26,122 --> 00:27:28,037
Good?
- Feeling good.
739
00:27:28,081 --> 00:27:29,560
It's so warm today.
740
00:27:29,604 --> 00:27:31,171
How do you deal with this?
- I'm freezing.
741
00:27:31,214 --> 00:27:32,912
I know. You say that to me
every time I wear this sweater.
742
00:27:32,955 --> 00:27:34,261
I need to look at this.
Hold on.
743
00:27:34,304 --> 00:27:37,830
- OK.
- Oh, my God, Kathy.
744
00:27:37,873 --> 00:27:39,701
I feel like such
an underachiever.
745
00:27:39,745 --> 00:27:40,920
And I want you
to see in here.
746
00:27:40,963 --> 00:27:42,661
I did this for
"Architectural Digest,"
747
00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:44,358
which comes out on the 23rd.
748
00:27:44,401 --> 00:27:47,143
- Oh, my God.
- So look at how cute.
749
00:27:47,187 --> 00:27:48,754
This one's not lit up,
but this is
750
00:27:48,797 --> 00:27:50,146
a tree.
751
00:27:50,190 --> 00:27:53,019
- Oh, my God.
- That's all vintage fabric.
752
00:27:53,062 --> 00:27:55,891
Kathy has a different
style Christmas tree
753
00:27:55,935 --> 00:27:58,720
in every single room, and I
think it's up year-round.
754
00:27:59,939 --> 00:28:01,070
You're not doing
your big Christmas thing
755
00:28:01,114 --> 00:28:03,159
this year, right?
- No, I just felt like
756
00:28:03,203 --> 00:28:04,639
after the wedding
and everything
757
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,293
it was just...
- I know.
758
00:28:06,336 --> 00:28:07,947
I know what you mean.
- Too much.
759
00:28:07,990 --> 00:28:09,426
This is so pretty.
760
00:28:09,470 --> 00:28:11,733
With our little
holiday linens.
761
00:28:11,777 --> 00:28:14,083
- What's happening?
- Oh, my God.
762
00:28:14,127 --> 00:28:16,477
- I need to order--
- You need to order right now?
763
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,479
No, I wanna order.
When can we order?
764
00:28:18,522 --> 00:28:19,915
No.
765
00:28:19,959 --> 00:28:22,831
Well, first of all, trying
to get in touch with you
766
00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:25,138
is like trying to
pull a hemorrhoid
767
00:28:25,181 --> 00:28:26,922
out of a bull's tush.
768
00:28:26,966 --> 00:28:29,142
Me? What about your--
769
00:28:29,185 --> 00:28:31,318
No, I've called,
like, a million times.
770
00:28:31,361 --> 00:28:32,841
- Wait, where's your phone?
- And I didn't change
771
00:28:32,885 --> 00:28:35,104
my number.
- Where's your phone?
772
00:28:35,148 --> 00:28:36,976
- I've lost it.
- Exactly!
773
00:28:37,019 --> 00:28:38,238
- No, no. It's around.
- No, no, no.
774
00:28:38,281 --> 00:28:40,370
- I just had it.
- No, no, no.
775
00:28:40,414 --> 00:28:42,982
Don't make me pull
out my receipts.
776
00:28:43,025 --> 00:28:44,984
- Uh, Carol?
- Wait. Kathy--
777
00:28:45,027 --> 00:28:46,159
Where's my phone?
778
00:28:46,202 --> 00:28:47,290
Can you find it?
- Yeah.
779
00:28:47,334 --> 00:28:48,291
Thank you.
780
00:28:48,335 --> 00:28:49,118
How long have
you been saying,
781
00:28:49,162 --> 00:28:50,293
I can't dial your phone?
782
00:28:50,337 --> 00:28:51,773
And how many times
has your assistant
783
00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:53,166
said they were gonna figure
out what the problem was?
784
00:28:53,209 --> 00:28:54,602
Well, everybody
else's phone works.
785
00:28:54,645 --> 00:28:55,646
Look at the phones.
786
00:28:55,690 --> 00:28:56,909
Me to you:
"Call me."
787
00:28:56,952 --> 00:28:58,519
Look how many
with not one response.
788
00:28:58,562 --> 00:29:01,043
And then I don't have
any missed from you. Look.
789
00:29:01,087 --> 00:29:03,524
All my missed documented.
790
00:29:03,567 --> 00:29:05,700
But I wanna show you right now
when I call you. Watch.
791
00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,920
Every time I call your mobile
phone, that's it, every time.
792
00:29:07,963 --> 00:29:09,573
No ring.
793
00:29:09,617 --> 00:29:10,792
Your call has
been forwarded...
794
00:29:10,836 --> 00:29:11,750
- That's it.
- That's so weird.
795
00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:13,142
To an automatic voice--
796
00:29:13,186 --> 00:29:15,057
Well, I've been telling
you this for three years.
797
00:29:15,101 --> 00:29:16,450
Is it that long?
798
00:29:16,493 --> 00:29:19,583
Kathy uses her iPad to
comment on my Instagram.
799
00:29:19,627 --> 00:29:23,849
Like, I can't find
my phone, call me.
800
00:29:23,892 --> 00:29:25,807
This is a public forum.
801
00:29:25,851 --> 00:29:28,462
We haven't checked any
messages here in 15 years.
802
00:29:28,505 --> 00:29:30,246
Well, maybe
you're the problem.
803
00:29:30,290 --> 00:29:34,816
I have, like, a 100,000 people
telling me to call my sister.
804
00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:35,948
Hi, how are you?
- Hello.
805
00:29:35,991 --> 00:29:37,036
Good. How are you?
- Oh, good.
806
00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:39,299
You got the plates.
807
00:29:39,342 --> 00:29:40,648
Thank you.
808
00:29:40,691 --> 00:29:43,172
♪
809
00:29:43,216 --> 00:29:45,914
- Mm.
- I don't see your knife.
810
00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:47,002
- All right, I have it...
- Thank you.
811
00:29:47,046 --> 00:29:48,874
Right here, Paola.
You're the best.
812
00:29:48,917 --> 00:29:50,919
Oh, it's Paola.
813
00:29:50,963 --> 00:29:52,573
I always just knew
her as "the lady."
814
00:29:52,616 --> 00:29:54,183
Who do I ask for if
I call the house?
815
00:29:54,227 --> 00:29:55,619
- The lady.
- Who's "the lady"?
816
00:29:55,663 --> 00:29:57,012
That works at my house.
817
00:29:57,056 --> 00:29:59,754
Thank you, Paola.
818
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,538
Now she actually has a name.
819
00:30:01,582 --> 00:30:03,584
Ow, sh--. That's so hot.
Here, do this.
820
00:30:03,627 --> 00:30:05,847
Oh, that's gonna hurt you.
- No, I got it.
821
00:30:05,891 --> 00:30:09,416
The way you're supposed
to do it is to go like this.
822
00:30:09,459 --> 00:30:11,244
Well, I just did
that with my hand.
823
00:30:11,287 --> 00:30:13,507
- Well, it's gonna burn.
- I already did it.
824
00:30:13,550 --> 00:30:15,901
I was fine and dandy.
- Perfect.
825
00:30:15,944 --> 00:30:17,250
I was hunky-dory.
826
00:30:17,293 --> 00:30:18,904
All right, where
is your pearl spoon?
827
00:30:18,947 --> 00:30:20,253
- Here.
- We've got that.
828
00:30:20,296 --> 00:30:21,210
You don't need that.
- No, that one's later.
829
00:30:21,254 --> 00:30:22,559
OK, you're fine.
830
00:30:22,603 --> 00:30:24,257
Put your butter in
and then pass it to me.
831
00:30:24,300 --> 00:30:25,562
You have your
own butter, dear.
832
00:30:25,606 --> 00:30:27,913
Oh, here, I do.
Oh, as we do.
833
00:30:27,956 --> 00:30:29,653
I have this.
- OK.
834
00:30:29,697 --> 00:30:31,568
And do you have one
for your sour cream?
835
00:30:31,612 --> 00:30:32,787
That one doesn't
need that pearl.
836
00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:35,137
- OK.
- OK.
837
00:30:35,181 --> 00:30:37,574
You're supposed to
scoop up, but you're
838
00:30:37,618 --> 00:30:38,575
not supposed to have--
839
00:30:38,619 --> 00:30:40,795
- It touched the caviar.
- Mm-hmm.
840
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:42,057
Mm.
841
00:30:42,101 --> 00:30:43,450
I'm confused.
842
00:30:43,493 --> 00:30:45,931
Is this--the meal--an
entree or an appetizer?
843
00:30:45,974 --> 00:30:48,107
- Wait.
- What?
844
00:30:48,150 --> 00:30:49,630
You just had--a whole
bunch just poured out.
845
00:30:49,673 --> 00:30:51,153
Kathy, careful.
846
00:30:51,197 --> 00:30:52,328
Did you hear what I just said?
847
00:30:52,372 --> 00:30:53,547
Yes.
848
00:30:53,590 --> 00:30:54,809
No, you didn't because
you didn't answer.
849
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:55,984
What?
850
00:30:56,028 --> 00:30:57,116
Is this an appetizer
or the entree?
851
00:30:57,159 --> 00:30:58,334
- This is the entree, dear.
- Oh.
852
00:30:58,378 --> 00:30:59,945
What are you, nuts?
853
00:30:59,988 --> 00:31:01,685
It's just
a potato on a plate.
854
00:31:01,729 --> 00:31:04,297
Unless you go to those baked
potato bars in the mall,
855
00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:06,821
I've never seen it be a meal.
856
00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,649
Do you think you have
enough caviar there?
857
00:31:08,692 --> 00:31:12,783
I'm doing it like they do
at Caviar Kaspia in Paris.
858
00:31:12,827 --> 00:31:15,221
I've never seen one
person have that much caviar
859
00:31:15,264 --> 00:31:16,483
in my whole life.
860
00:31:16,526 --> 00:31:17,614
I mean, I guess
if you're pouring
861
00:31:17,658 --> 00:31:19,965
thousands of dollars
of caviar on top,
862
00:31:20,008 --> 00:31:21,227
it's gonna be a meal.
863
00:31:21,270 --> 00:31:23,272
- You're gonna be full.
- I am?
864
00:31:23,316 --> 00:31:26,101
Yes.
865
00:31:26,145 --> 00:31:28,974
You're having a lunch, come
on over for a baked potato,
866
00:31:29,017 --> 00:31:31,759
said nobody ever
except my sister.
867
00:31:31,802 --> 00:31:32,716
How good is this?
868
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,718
Really good.
869
00:31:34,762 --> 00:31:38,244
Tell me this--where do you
find somebody to help you?
870
00:31:38,287 --> 00:31:39,985
What do you need help
with right now in the house?
871
00:31:40,028 --> 00:31:41,987
Just everything.
872
00:31:42,030 --> 00:31:43,379
I'm overwhelmed.
873
00:31:43,423 --> 00:31:46,513
I've wrapped so many gifts
that my fingers hurt.
874
00:31:46,556 --> 00:31:49,342
I can't drive every
gift to every--
875
00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:50,865
the stores don't
want to deliver.
876
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:53,259
You can't find ribbon.
877
00:31:53,302 --> 00:31:55,652
Somebody pee-peed on
my sofa the other night.
878
00:31:55,696 --> 00:31:57,567
Someone or a dog?
879
00:31:57,611 --> 00:31:59,874
- No, someone.
- A person peed on your sofa?
880
00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:01,223
Mm-hmm.
881
00:32:01,267 --> 00:32:03,530
♪
882
00:32:03,573 --> 00:32:05,445
All my carpets are ruined.
883
00:32:05,488 --> 00:32:07,055
I feel like the whole
house is falling apart.
884
00:32:11,059 --> 00:32:12,060
Coming up...
885
00:32:12,104 --> 00:32:13,148
OK, what are we drinking?
886
00:32:13,192 --> 00:32:14,541
I want a Golly Gasm.
887
00:32:14,584 --> 00:32:16,021
I ain't had a gasm
in about a year and a half.
888
00:32:17,326 --> 00:32:18,762
Sheree, we need to go out.
889
00:32:24,377 --> 00:32:30,122
♪
890
00:32:30,165 --> 00:32:32,602
This is, like, spectacular.
891
00:32:32,646 --> 00:32:35,257
The white grand piano
with the candles
892
00:32:35,301 --> 00:32:37,172
and then the Christmas
trim around the side
893
00:32:37,216 --> 00:32:39,044
is just magical.
894
00:32:39,087 --> 00:32:40,523
We have the gifts
ready to go...
895
00:32:40,567 --> 00:32:42,177
- Yeah, we moved them.
- In a pile.
896
00:32:42,221 --> 00:32:45,398
Also, they're color-coordinated
in the gold and the white.
897
00:32:45,441 --> 00:32:46,616
And then we have
Carlos over here.
898
00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:48,488
- Yeah?
- Have you met Carlos before?
899
00:32:48,531 --> 00:32:51,273
Oh, my gosh, Carlos and
I go a long way back.
900
00:32:51,317 --> 00:32:53,449
Holy moly.
901
00:32:53,493 --> 00:32:54,711
- It looks beautiful.
- Thank you.
902
00:32:54,755 --> 00:32:56,322
I'm excited.
It's gonna be fun.
903
00:32:56,365 --> 00:32:59,629
Pandemic is messing with
me little bit because I
904
00:32:59,673 --> 00:33:01,631
have usually way more guests.
905
00:33:01,675 --> 00:33:05,374
So I'm trying to make
the big party cozy
906
00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:06,723
for small group of people.
907
00:33:06,767 --> 00:33:08,508
- And then--
- This is pretty nice and cozy.
908
00:33:08,551 --> 00:33:10,075
- Yeah.
- It's just I'm trying to
909
00:33:10,118 --> 00:33:12,425
fill up the space so it
doesn't feel like it's empty.
910
00:33:12,468 --> 00:33:15,515
But it will be the COVID
Christmas miracle, for sure.
911
00:33:15,558 --> 00:33:17,517
The bar looks great, too.
I love the drink menu.
912
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,650
- Oh, my God.
- Golly Gasm, Saint Sonicolas.
913
00:33:20,694 --> 00:33:21,869
- Ooh, I need to have that.
- Merry Blissmas.
914
00:33:21,912 --> 00:33:23,653
- A Golly Gasm.
- Oh, look at that.
915
00:33:23,697 --> 00:33:25,307
- Oh, that's so cool
- Look at that.
916
00:33:25,351 --> 00:33:27,483
They each have
a little straw.
917
00:33:27,527 --> 00:33:30,051
Oh, I gotta get--
918
00:33:30,095 --> 00:33:31,835
That's awesome.
- All right.
919
00:33:31,879 --> 00:33:33,098
Super creative.
920
00:33:33,141 --> 00:33:34,447
Let the party begin.
921
00:33:37,711 --> 00:33:40,322
♪
922
00:33:40,366 --> 00:33:42,063
She's back to life, honey.
923
00:33:42,107 --> 00:33:43,238
Coming back slowly.
924
00:33:46,067 --> 00:33:47,068
Hi!
925
00:33:47,112 --> 00:33:48,113
You look great.
926
00:33:48,156 --> 00:33:49,331
I'm so excited to see you.
927
00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:50,637
I'm excited to see everybody.
928
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:51,899
You know Dorit's not coming.
929
00:33:51,942 --> 00:33:53,944
No. Tell me.
I don't know anything.
930
00:33:53,988 --> 00:33:56,512
- PK tested positive. Yeah.
- Sh--
931
00:33:56,556 --> 00:33:58,384
- He's isolating.
- Oh,
932
00:34:01,735 --> 00:34:04,955
OK, I'll see you soon.
OK, bye.
933
00:34:07,958 --> 00:34:10,439
♪
934
00:34:10,483 --> 00:34:11,745
That one's really good.
935
00:34:11,788 --> 00:34:13,268
Gay magic, gay magic.
- Gay magic.
936
00:34:13,312 --> 00:34:14,182
- Gay magic.
- Gay magic.
937
00:34:16,402 --> 00:34:17,881
It's gonna be good.
- Yep.
938
00:34:17,925 --> 00:34:20,536
I'm hoping that--you know,
I'm gonna have a few drinks.
939
00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:22,060
I've been having a good time.
940
00:34:22,103 --> 00:34:24,366
Some--and then one event,
I had a little too much
941
00:34:24,410 --> 00:34:25,846
of a good time.
942
00:34:25,889 --> 00:34:28,892
Oliver. Have your baby mama
contact me on my DMs.
943
00:34:28,936 --> 00:34:30,720
We can get it in three way.
It's all good.
944
00:34:30,764 --> 00:34:33,288
Oh, my god!
945
00:34:33,332 --> 00:34:34,637
Do you want one now?
946
00:34:34,681 --> 00:34:37,031
No.
947
00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:40,252
Thank you.
- I'll report back in a minute.
948
00:34:43,255 --> 00:34:50,392
♪
949
00:34:51,872 --> 00:34:56,094
That dress with
that dress, girl. Yes!
950
00:34:56,137 --> 00:34:57,791
You look amazing.
951
00:34:57,834 --> 00:34:59,271
Thank you, love.
952
00:34:59,314 --> 00:35:01,099
But doesn't it look like
a little bit of a Pope thing?
953
00:35:01,142 --> 00:35:02,839
Not at all. No.
954
00:35:02,883 --> 00:35:05,929
- The first guests.
- Well, hello.
955
00:35:05,973 --> 00:35:07,192
My family's here.
956
00:35:07,235 --> 00:35:09,890
Muah.
957
00:35:09,933 --> 00:35:11,935
Hi, Mama.
958
00:35:11,979 --> 00:35:13,720
- It's five of us, you know.
- Keep you coming in.
959
00:35:13,763 --> 00:35:16,157
- I did this all for you guys.
- Just for us.
960
00:35:16,201 --> 00:35:17,463
Just for us.
961
00:35:17,506 --> 00:35:18,899
I'm big on
Christmas holiday.
962
00:35:18,942 --> 00:35:21,380
I love it, and Ava will be
with us for a month.
963
00:35:21,423 --> 00:35:23,599
Innis is around, and the baby.
964
00:35:23,643 --> 00:35:26,298
Having my kids all
together under one roof,
965
00:35:26,341 --> 00:35:27,821
it's my favorite thing
in the world.
966
00:35:30,867 --> 00:35:33,261
♪
967
00:35:33,305 --> 00:35:34,784
I gotta keep
my dress together.
968
00:35:34,828 --> 00:35:35,916
It's so short.
- Oh, my Lord.
969
00:35:35,959 --> 00:35:39,137
A Christmas surprise.
- Thanks, honey.
970
00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:41,313
Whoa. Wow!
971
00:35:41,356 --> 00:35:43,358
Hi!
972
00:35:43,402 --> 00:35:44,925
That's the one for me.
973
00:35:44,968 --> 00:35:46,448
Thank you so much.
974
00:35:46,492 --> 00:35:49,495
The Grinch has arrived.
- Ah!
975
00:35:49,538 --> 00:35:50,974
You look so cute.
976
00:35:51,018 --> 00:35:52,193
I love the color.
- It's so festive.
977
00:35:52,237 --> 00:35:53,455
- Hey, babe.
- It's so nice.
978
00:35:53,499 --> 00:35:54,456
- How are you?
- Hi, how are you?
979
00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:55,805
Good to see you.
980
00:35:55,849 --> 00:35:58,025
Look at you with your
sparkles, mama.
981
00:35:58,068 --> 00:35:59,809
Girl!
982
00:36:00,810 --> 00:36:02,943
Oh, wow.
983
00:36:02,986 --> 00:36:04,466
This is so pretty.
984
00:36:04,510 --> 00:36:05,946
There's so many
Christmas trees lit up.
985
00:36:05,989 --> 00:36:08,383
It feels like I've
walked into a winter wonderland
986
00:36:08,427 --> 00:36:09,863
in Beverly Hills.
987
00:36:09,906 --> 00:36:11,995
- Oh, you look gorgeous.
- Right? Hi, gorgeous!
988
00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:16,304
There was money spent on this
party, for sure, like cash.
989
00:36:16,348 --> 00:36:17,740
Lots of it.
990
00:36:17,784 --> 00:36:19,916
Hi! Oh, my God!
Oh, look at us!
991
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,831
We are both, like,
wearing nothing.
992
00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:22,832
I love it.
993
00:36:23,964 --> 00:36:24,965
Thanks.
994
00:36:25,008 --> 00:36:28,664
♪
995
00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:31,189
- Well, there's--
- Oh, wow, honey!
996
00:36:34,235 --> 00:36:36,019
Whoo-hoo!
997
00:36:36,063 --> 00:36:37,238
You look so good!
998
00:36:37,282 --> 00:36:38,239
- Could be.
- it.
999
00:36:38,283 --> 00:36:39,675
Yes!
1000
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:41,111
You guys wanna
get the drinks?
1001
00:36:41,155 --> 00:36:42,243
Yeah, let's have a drink.
1002
00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:43,505
Hey, Erika, are
you gonna drink?
1003
00:36:43,549 --> 00:36:45,159
Yeah, I'm drinking.
1004
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:46,639
I mean, I don't know
if I'm gonna repeat
1005
00:36:46,682 --> 00:36:48,075
my Garcelle--you know what?
I might.
1006
00:36:48,118 --> 00:36:49,468
I don't know.
1007
00:36:49,511 --> 00:36:51,513
By the way,
they have bedrooms here. So--
1008
00:36:51,557 --> 00:36:52,906
- Right.
- You can definitely
1009
00:36:52,949 --> 00:36:55,300
sleep over.
- Thanks.
1010
00:36:55,343 --> 00:36:56,475
OK, what are we drinking?
1011
00:36:56,518 --> 00:36:57,519
Are there specials?
1012
00:36:57,563 --> 00:36:59,173
I just want a Golly Gasm.
1013
00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:01,741
I started drinking
champagne at home.
1014
00:37:01,784 --> 00:37:04,570
So I should probably
do yours, neuroGasm.
1015
00:37:04,613 --> 00:37:06,528
Yes, I need a gasm.
1016
00:37:06,572 --> 00:37:07,877
We're all for a gasm
in this crib.
1017
00:37:07,921 --> 00:37:09,531
- I need a gasm, too.
- I need a gasm, too.
1018
00:37:09,575 --> 00:37:12,012
I ain't had gasm
in about a year and a half,
1019
00:37:12,055 --> 00:37:13,231
but that's all right.
1020
00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:16,973
- Sheree, we need to go out.
- Sheree's really funny.
1021
00:37:17,017 --> 00:37:17,887
How old are your kids?
1022
00:37:17,931 --> 00:37:19,541
Zoe is six, and Max is nine.
1023
00:37:19,585 --> 00:37:20,716
- Oh, that's a good age.
- Yeah, it's really fun.
1024
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,065
It's a good age, yeah.
1025
00:37:22,109 --> 00:37:23,763
Zoe probably loved
watching you get ready.
1026
00:37:23,806 --> 00:37:26,896
She loved it because
she loves the Grinch.
1027
00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:28,550
- Aww.
- So I started walking around
1028
00:37:28,594 --> 00:37:31,249
like the Grinch, right?
- That's so cute.
1029
00:37:31,292 --> 00:37:32,380
- Hello.
- Hey.
1030
00:37:32,424 --> 00:37:33,338
- Hi.
- Look at you.
1031
00:37:33,381 --> 00:37:34,426
You look so good. Hi.
1032
00:37:34,469 --> 00:37:35,688
I want this suit.
1033
00:37:35,731 --> 00:37:37,037
I was gonna say
I might want yours.
1034
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:38,473
- I want this suit.
- Maybe we trade jackets.
1035
00:37:38,517 --> 00:37:39,735
Maybe we trade--
I want the whole thing.
1036
00:37:39,779 --> 00:37:40,954
The whole kit and caboodle.
1037
00:37:40,997 --> 00:37:44,958
♪
1038
00:37:45,001 --> 00:37:46,742
Wow!
1039
00:37:46,786 --> 00:37:49,179
I've never seen so many
Christmas trees in my life.
1040
00:37:49,223 --> 00:37:51,269
Hi! Hi, everybody.
1041
00:37:51,312 --> 00:37:53,532
Hi, Kyle.
1042
00:37:55,969 --> 00:37:59,146
- Mine is 29, and he's my baby.
- Hi!
1043
00:37:59,189 --> 00:38:00,887
- You guys are feeling good?
- Yes.
1044
00:38:00,930 --> 00:38:02,802
OK, first of all, your
house looks to die for.
1045
00:38:02,845 --> 00:38:04,238
- Isn't it great?
- I'm so scared to
1046
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,761
take off my mask.
- It's OK.
1047
00:38:05,805 --> 00:38:07,285
I'll adjust after
a drink, maybe.
1048
00:38:07,328 --> 00:38:08,590
Yeah, have a drink.
1049
00:38:08,634 --> 00:38:09,939
And then this is my
thank you for being...
1050
00:38:09,983 --> 00:38:11,637
- Oh, thank you so much.
- So generous.
1051
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:12,986
Thank you, love.
Thank you.
1052
00:38:13,029 --> 00:38:14,335
It looks like a book,
but it's actually a box.
1053
00:38:14,379 --> 00:38:16,032
And I liked what it said.
1054
00:38:16,076 --> 00:38:18,774
Oh.
"When you find somebody good,
1055
00:38:18,818 --> 00:38:20,863
keep them in your life."
Tom Ford.
1056
00:38:20,907 --> 00:38:22,430
Perfect.
- Quoting Tom Ford.
1057
00:38:22,474 --> 00:38:23,605
- Love.
- Thank you so much.
1058
00:38:23,649 --> 00:38:24,911
- So sweet.
- Aw, that's so sweet.
1059
00:38:24,954 --> 00:38:26,129
Thank you.
1060
00:38:26,173 --> 00:38:27,348
You guys know Sutton's
not coming, right?
1061
00:38:27,392 --> 00:38:28,784
- No.
- No, why?
1062
00:38:28,828 --> 00:38:30,612
- She tested positive.
- No.
1063
00:38:30,656 --> 00:38:31,613
Oh, she has COVID.
1064
00:38:31,657 --> 00:38:32,919
Dorit has it too, right?
1065
00:38:32,962 --> 00:38:34,312
No, Dorit doesn't,
but PK does.
1066
00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:36,618
- PK has it, right?
- We're dropping like flies.
1067
00:38:38,054 --> 00:38:39,360
Coming up...
1068
00:38:39,404 --> 00:38:40,622
Oh, there's my sister.
1069
00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:43,625
- Well, hello.
- Where have you been?
1070
00:38:48,717 --> 00:38:50,719
- ♪ Looks like Christmas
- What it is this?
1071
00:38:50,763 --> 00:38:51,590
- Lobster roll.
- Is it lobster roll?
1072
00:38:51,633 --> 00:38:52,678
It's delicious.
1073
00:38:52,721 --> 00:38:54,941
♪ Looks like Christmas
1074
00:38:54,984 --> 00:38:56,508
- You're Diana's son?
- Innis.
1075
00:38:56,551 --> 00:38:57,683
- Innis?
- Yeah.
1076
00:38:57,726 --> 00:38:59,162
- Ava.
- Ava, OK.
1077
00:38:59,206 --> 00:39:00,947
How long have you--
you're married, right?
1078
00:39:00,990 --> 00:39:02,514
I'm sorry.
1079
00:39:02,557 --> 00:39:05,778
I just didn't know. I'm--
- No, I'm 22.
1080
00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:12,959
♪
1081
00:39:14,787 --> 00:39:16,266
Oh, there's my sister.
1082
00:39:16,310 --> 00:39:19,705
- Well, hello!
- Where have you been?
1083
00:39:19,748 --> 00:39:21,489
I have been busy.
1084
00:39:21,533 --> 00:39:22,751
Well, get your ass over here.
1085
00:39:22,795 --> 00:39:23,796
First of all,
I have to say hi.
1086
00:39:23,839 --> 00:39:24,840
Hi, my love.
How are you?
1087
00:39:24,884 --> 00:39:27,103
Hi. Hi.
So good to see you.
1088
00:39:27,147 --> 00:39:28,670
She's been busy.
1089
00:39:28,714 --> 00:39:31,456
I met Kathy as Paris' mom.
1090
00:39:31,499 --> 00:39:35,503
So I know her a little bit as
a more--a stricter figure.
1091
00:39:35,547 --> 00:39:37,418
Hi.
1092
00:39:37,462 --> 00:39:38,550
I'm Ava.
1093
00:39:38,593 --> 00:39:39,812
- Hi, Ava.
- Great to meet you.
1094
00:39:39,855 --> 00:39:41,553
I'm Kathy Hilton.
Nice to see you.
1095
00:39:41,596 --> 00:39:42,771
- I'm Innis.
- Ooh.
1096
00:39:42,815 --> 00:39:44,033
You know what?
Let's do this, right?
1097
00:39:44,077 --> 00:39:45,208
- Right, right.
- I'm OK.
1098
00:39:45,252 --> 00:39:47,210
I'm double vaxxed and--
- Same.
1099
00:39:47,254 --> 00:39:49,256
- Now, you are--
- I'm Diana's son.
1100
00:39:49,299 --> 00:39:50,431
So you know Paris?
1101
00:39:50,475 --> 00:39:51,519
I know Paris.
1102
00:39:51,563 --> 00:39:53,303
Oh, my goodness.
Hi, honey.
1103
00:39:53,347 --> 00:39:54,914
How are you?
- Baby.
1104
00:39:54,957 --> 00:39:56,437
- What happened to you?
- I don't know.
1105
00:39:56,481 --> 00:39:57,612
Oh, I love it.
1106
00:39:57,656 --> 00:39:59,614
Oh, this is
Valentino, your fav.
1107
00:39:59,658 --> 00:40:01,094
- Oh, my God.
- You're with them.
1108
00:40:01,137 --> 00:40:02,312
Muah.
1109
00:40:02,356 --> 00:40:04,750
Crystal reminds me
of a little green--
1110
00:40:04,793 --> 00:40:06,099
she's an emerald elf.
1111
00:40:06,142 --> 00:40:08,014
I want you to wear
a little green hat.
1112
00:40:08,057 --> 00:40:09,276
I'm gonna get
you a green hat.
1113
00:40:09,319 --> 00:40:10,799
Now put your
hands on your head.
1114
00:40:10,843 --> 00:40:12,627
With the little--
yeah, that's when you know
1115
00:40:12,671 --> 00:40:14,368
if it's too short, dear.
1116
00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:15,456
- Right?
- All the way.
1117
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,240
- Above your finger--oh!
- Oh, no.
1118
00:40:17,284 --> 00:40:18,590
Oh, my God.
1119
00:40:18,633 --> 00:40:25,553
♪
1120
00:40:25,597 --> 00:40:27,686
Hello.
1121
00:40:27,729 --> 00:40:30,036
all: Hi!
- She's so beautiful.
1122
00:40:30,079 --> 00:40:32,908
I'm back!
1123
00:40:32,952 --> 00:40:35,302
- This is for your daughter.
- Oh, thank you so much.
1124
00:40:35,345 --> 00:40:37,130
- Thank you for inviting me.
- Thank you.
1125
00:40:37,173 --> 00:40:39,480
The last time I saw Diana,
she was at my birthday party,
1126
00:40:39,524 --> 00:40:41,482
and she was out of control.
1127
00:40:41,526 --> 00:40:43,353
I was very sorry.
1128
00:40:43,397 --> 00:40:44,833
You're fake, you're fake,
you're fake.
1129
00:40:44,877 --> 00:40:46,139
Diana, that's bullsh--.
1130
00:40:46,182 --> 00:40:47,662
You're being really mean
right now.
1131
00:40:47,706 --> 00:40:49,142
I am.
1132
00:40:49,185 --> 00:40:50,839
It's the holidays,
and we're in a festive mood.
1133
00:40:50,883 --> 00:40:53,494
So my gift to Diana
is coming to her party
1134
00:40:53,538 --> 00:40:55,322
and not bringing
any bad energy,
1135
00:40:55,365 --> 00:40:57,759
which she didn't do
at my party.
1136
00:40:57,803 --> 00:40:59,108
COVID hugs from here.
1137
00:40:59,152 --> 00:41:00,545
I don't know
how sick you were.
1138
00:41:00,588 --> 00:41:02,460
Yeah, I'm so
happy you're back.
1139
00:41:02,503 --> 00:41:04,157
- Thank you, sweetheart.
- You look gorgeous.
1140
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,767
I almost--you know,
I almost wore this tonight.
1141
00:41:05,811 --> 00:41:07,290
- Stop it right now.
- But I thought--
1142
00:41:07,334 --> 00:41:08,944
yes, that would have been cute.
- Kathy.
1143
00:41:08,988 --> 00:41:10,946
That would have been very cute.
- That would have been cute.
1144
00:41:10,990 --> 00:41:11,947
That would have
been very cute.
1145
00:41:11,991 --> 00:41:13,296
Hello, legs.
- Hi, love.
1146
00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:14,907
How are you?
1147
00:41:14,950 --> 00:41:16,212
I wore legs for you because
I know you're always like--
1148
00:41:16,256 --> 00:41:17,562
I love legs.
1149
00:41:17,605 --> 00:41:18,824
You love boobs.
I love legs.
1150
00:41:20,086 --> 00:41:22,044
- Who knew you had boobs?
- I have--
1151
00:41:22,088 --> 00:41:23,959
- You don't show your boobs.
- I don't show anything.
1152
00:41:24,003 --> 00:41:26,222
There is a lot of boob, baby.
1153
00:41:27,702 --> 00:41:29,225
Thank you, but I'm not.
I'm in a bad--
1154
00:41:29,269 --> 00:41:30,749
- No, you say, thank you.
- Thank you.
1155
00:41:30,792 --> 00:41:32,054
You're welcome.
1156
00:41:32,098 --> 00:41:33,360
- Yeah, that's a good place.
- Thank you.
1157
00:41:33,403 --> 00:41:34,535
- You're welcome.
- Thank you for saying that.
1158
00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:35,623
You not feeling
good about that?
1159
00:41:35,667 --> 00:41:36,842
Yeah, it's OK.
1160
00:41:36,885 --> 00:41:38,147
You know,
the holidays are weird.
1161
00:41:38,191 --> 00:41:40,062
- It's a lot of food.
- It's a lot of food.
1162
00:41:40,106 --> 00:41:40,889
Oh.
1163
00:41:40,933 --> 00:41:42,064
It's just the holidays.
1164
00:41:42,108 --> 00:41:43,544
Like, I've been going
out every night.
1165
00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:45,285
And there's just more food,
just more--like you said,
1166
00:41:45,328 --> 00:41:46,982
more food,
like, it's normal.
1167
00:41:47,026 --> 00:41:49,028
But does that trigger you?
Or how do you feel?
1168
00:41:49,071 --> 00:41:50,769
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Do you not--
1169
00:41:50,812 --> 00:41:51,857
- Oh, you look beautiful.
- OK, I'm gonna
1170
00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:53,641
be really
ignorant for a second.
1171
00:41:53,685 --> 00:41:55,382
- Really beautiful.
- Is it, like,
1172
00:41:55,425 --> 00:41:58,559
you eat it and feel guilty
or you deny yourself eating it?
1173
00:41:58,603 --> 00:42:00,561
I'm just curious.
- No, I eat it and feel bad.
1174
00:42:00,605 --> 00:42:02,868
- Ah.
- I wanna get rid of it.
1175
00:42:02,911 --> 00:42:04,870
Like, I can't be with it.
- So you can't hold it.
1176
00:42:04,913 --> 00:42:06,698
- I can't be with it, no.
- Wow.
1177
00:42:06,741 --> 00:42:08,221
- I can't be--
- I always--OK.
1178
00:42:08,264 --> 00:42:10,876
Well, I always think, take
laxatives and get rid of it.
1179
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,968
- Wow.
- Wow.
1180
00:42:16,011 --> 00:42:18,100
A laxative?
1181
00:42:18,144 --> 00:42:20,233
She has an eating disorder.
1182
00:42:20,276 --> 00:42:22,409
Erika's not a doctor,
and you don't
1183
00:42:22,452 --> 00:42:26,065
prescribe laxatives to someone
with an eating disorder.
1184
00:42:26,108 --> 00:42:28,067
It's really the most
inappropriate thing at
1185
00:42:28,110 --> 00:42:29,416
the most inappropriate time.
1186
00:42:29,459 --> 00:42:31,026
You're like an ornament
on a Christmas tree.
1187
00:42:31,070 --> 00:42:32,288
Oh, tinsel tree.
1188
00:42:32,332 --> 00:42:34,160
- And you're safe to hug.
- Am I?
1189
00:42:34,203 --> 00:42:35,596
Yeah, since you
already had it.
1190
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,686
- Oh, OK.
- I'm safe, woman.
1191
00:42:38,730 --> 00:42:40,035
- I'm really safe.
- Never ever.
1192
00:42:40,079 --> 00:42:41,689
You've never had it.
1193
00:42:41,733 --> 00:42:43,735
You're too beautiful to get it.
1194
00:42:43,778 --> 00:42:45,824
- Yes.
- Oh.
1195
00:42:45,867 --> 00:42:48,609
- Come sit next to me, woman.
- I want to.
1196
00:42:48,653 --> 00:42:50,698
I gotta do it.
We got to do it right here.
1197
00:42:50,742 --> 00:42:51,873
I love you, girl!
1198
00:42:51,917 --> 00:42:53,092
I know I'm not gonna
lose weight.
1199
00:42:53,135 --> 00:42:54,267
It's not like, oh,
I'm gonna get skinny.
1200
00:42:54,310 --> 00:42:57,575
So what happens
when you purge?
1201
00:42:57,618 --> 00:42:58,967
I just feel better.
1202
00:42:59,011 --> 00:43:00,578
It's like a relief.
- Right.
1203
00:43:00,621 --> 00:43:02,536
- Because before--
- Is it because it's out?
1204
00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:03,668
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1205
00:43:03,711 --> 00:43:04,799
- Yeah.
- So do you enjoy it
1206
00:43:04,843 --> 00:43:06,627
going down?
1207
00:43:06,671 --> 00:43:08,107
Yeah, and then
if I keep going--
1208
00:43:08,150 --> 00:43:10,109
- You feel guilt.
- Yeah, yeah.
1209
00:43:10,152 --> 00:43:11,066
Feel guilt,
and then it's like,
1210
00:43:11,110 --> 00:43:12,459
I gotta get rid of this.
- Yes.
1211
00:43:12,502 --> 00:43:14,069
- OK.
- To the point where sometimes
1212
00:43:14,113 --> 00:43:16,332
I look like I'm aloof 'cause
I'm always thinking about it.
1213
00:43:16,376 --> 00:43:17,682
No, no. I'm gonna be
really gross right now.
1214
00:43:17,725 --> 00:43:20,859
Whereas you would vomit it up,
I would rather...
1215
00:43:21,947 --> 00:43:22,948
Oh, right.
1216
00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:25,777
That's the lax--yeah.
1217
00:43:25,820 --> 00:43:28,344
Is she trying to be helpful?
1218
00:43:28,388 --> 00:43:33,045
Or has she just had
a couple too many drinks?
1219
00:43:33,088 --> 00:43:34,960
- Have you sought treatment?
- I need to.
1220
00:43:35,003 --> 00:43:36,439
It's time.
- It is time.
1221
00:43:36,483 --> 00:43:37,745
It's time, but I don't know
what's gonna come out
1222
00:43:37,789 --> 00:43:38,659
on the other end.
- It doesn't matter
1223
00:43:38,703 --> 00:43:39,791
what comes out.
1224
00:43:39,834 --> 00:43:41,488
You know what's gonna
come out?
1225
00:43:41,531 --> 00:43:43,446
A better Crystal.
1226
00:43:43,490 --> 00:43:44,534
What is it, babes?
1227
00:43:44,578 --> 00:43:45,710
Chicken tender
and barbecue ranch.
1228
00:43:45,753 --> 00:43:46,841
Oh, what is this?
1229
00:43:46,885 --> 00:43:48,147
Chicken tender
and barbecue ranch.
1230
00:43:48,190 --> 00:43:50,149
- Oh, my God.
- You can't have this.
1231
00:43:50,192 --> 00:43:52,020
It's a chicken tender, and a--
- I'm not gonna eat.
1232
00:43:53,935 --> 00:43:55,458
All right,
I need another drink.
1233
00:43:55,502 --> 00:43:58,636
♪