- Previously on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- I'm glad you have Sheree because I think
Sutton is a liability for you.
- Really? - Yes.
- No, I don't. - And you know what?
(BLEEP) you.
Get out of my house. If you're gonna talk
like this, you should leave.
- Lisa blew up at me.
- Do you want to resolve it?
Do you want it to be over with?
- This is on her.
It's not on me.
- I want to eat a meal and, like, be okay with it.
- I mean, she told me she's vomiting every day.
- What? She said that?
- And I had asked her if she had
ever sought professional help.
And she said no. - Hi, Garcelle.
- Hi.
- You look beautiful.
- That's super cool.
- The charity is Homeless Not Toothless,
as I've told you. - What is it called?
- Homeless Not Toothless.
- That's great.
- My pain is not about Sutton.
I'm trying to figure out how to live without my mom.
And I don't know how to do it.
You guys, I'm so sorry.
Okay. [sighs]
[somber music]
* *
I did not think I was gonna be crying tonight.
But I actually am very grateful that it came.
- What's wrong with all of us?
- Leave it to Melissa Etheridge.
- Okay, everyone. Let's lighten the mood,
even for 30 seconds,
so we can sing Happy Birthday to Kyle Richards.
[cheers and applause]
Kyle, we love you.
Happy birthday, my darling.
This is our chance to be able to wish you a happy birthday.
Let's sing together. - Yes.
- Yay, in C minor. - 1, 2, 3.
all: * Happy birthday to you *
* Happy birthday to you *
* Happy birthday, dear Kyle *
* Happy birthday to you *
[cheers and applause]
- Well, we put on a beautiful dinner party, all dressed up.
So far we've had rage, tears, laughter.
And at this point in the night,
I'm looking for a little bit more laughter.
- Happy birthday.
- Now what?
- What do you want now?
Just--Kathy's like, what's next?
[laughter]
- I'm reversing into a New York Stock--
it's public company with my new real estate business,
which is crypto-based blockchain.
- How is the crypto--
- It's too complicated.
If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
- You guys have zero interesting things going on.
- Zero interesting-- - You are looking--
- You have nothing interesting.
- You are looking, Mo, at a conceptual genius, mate.
- You have nothing interesting--
- What you've got to understand is, as much as you are
the king of real estate, you're gonna have to
now bow to the emperor.
- Of what?
- Of real estate.
- Oh, okay.
- Just saying, mate.
- I thought you were the king of rock.
- I like that.
- Thank you all for being here for me in this moment.
Because the moment I was having with Sutton across the table,
that is what triggered it.
Why is it your ----ing problem and not Garcelle?
- Hold on.
- That's the answer I want.
When I get it, I will let it the (BLEEP) go.
- I didn't like that at all either.
- Listen, I think there's a lot of other things
going on in this group that take a little bit more
to get to.
I think there's other issues going on deeper.
- So what is the deeper stuff?
- I think you guys can get up.
- Oh, do you guys want to leave?
- We're not saying that, like you need to go.
We're saying don't-- - We don't care.
- Okay.
I'm just having dessert.
- I want to address my eating disorder.
- Yes, please. - Okay.
So Rinna and Diana came over a couple of days ago.
And I saw Sutton yesterday.
And we were talking about the wine party,
about my eating disorder.
You guys maybe thought I never saw anyone.
I've seen someone since I was 13.
- Do you think you're seeing the right people to help you
with this, if that's the case? [indistinct chatter]
- I spent hours today interviewing different people.
I talked to Rinna yesterday, sent me--
- I've sent her--yeah.
- Yeah, different, very specific people.
- Look, my hope for Crystal is that she finds a way
to effectively deal with her eating disorder
so that she can enjoy her life.
Go get someone that can help you.
Put this to bed.
Be done with it.
- I'm on it.
I'm on the journey. - Good.
- Anything else we need to clear up, while we're here?
- Yeah, well, I had a rough day on Saturday.
- You did?
- Yeah.
I didn't really like being called
a friend with liabilities.
I don't like that-- that I've been called
a liability as a friend.
I don't like that at all.
And you know what?
If you felt like that, you can tell me that.
Don't tell her that.
I think of myself as a good friend.
But there's something that has happened to me that I haven't
talked to you all about.
And it's something about friends with liabilities.
I did get called
by an attorney
about Tom and Erika's--
one of the lawsuits that you're involved with.
- For what? - What?
- What did you get called for?
- Witness? - To what?
- Because the attorney thought that I had information.
I received a letter from an attorney
who is involved in a lawsuit with the Girardis.
They want information from me that I don't even have.
So whatever.
I'm not getting subpoenaed.
I'm not going to Chicago.
I mean, Chicago's a nice town and all.
- Was that like a subpoena, a deposition?
- It wasn't-- it wasn't a subpoena yet
because I hired a litigator to answer questions.
Attorneys are not cheap.
And you know who knows that? The Girardis.
- I know what they're gonna ask you.
- What?
- Sutton, you said that one of Tom's former partners
left the firm because of shady business practices.
- That was a rumor that I had heard.
- Yes. - You said that sh--.
You're like, that's a rumor.
They're gonna ask you, what was that?
- What I've learned is Erika
has a lot of lawsuits in front of her.
- Yes.
- My point is more, you were a liability
to all of us last year.
I don't want my name in an article
that's associated with this.
- So you're not worried about the legalities.
You're worried about your reputation.
- I'm worried about both. - Oh.
- That's why you are a liability and not me.
You've proven that.
- It's not my fault. I told you to be quiet.
- No, I didn't.
- I told you to be quiet.
- No, you didn't.
- Would you like to get sued?
[tense music]
- No.
- If you want to talk about someone,
and you think that that person
isn't gonna come after you, think again.
- Do you feel that because they targeted you
and came after you and nobody else in this group--
- Right. No one else.
- Is because you were the only one...
- I have no idea. - That was questioning Erika.
- She wasn't the only one.
Did you guys share everything, like,
in terms of both on the house,
both on finances.
- All of that is kept very far away from me.
- Holy sh--.
When you're reading about
the victims and the orphans and the--
that's very hard to digest.
- How do you think I feel?
- Everybody was like, wait. - Right.
- Do you know where that money is coming from?
Was it a loan?
Was that over time?
- Right, so--
- That was the biggest--
- I had that question as well.
- She wasn't the only one.
And I'm not being her bodyguard.
- Can I just say something?
I feel like out of all the women here,
you're the most guarded one.
- Like, how did we get from liability to lawyers to me?
- That's where we started, no? - No.
- What do you want to know, Diana?
- I really, really like you.
But I feel like, for your friendship,
I had to work extra hard.
And I got nowhere.
And then I go, like, well, why am I doing it
when she's shutting me down every single time?
- At your Christmas party, I was leaving.
I came and said goodbye.
And you said to me, I feel like we got on the wrong foot.
- I really--I do apologize. - Thank you for that.
- I always feel like there's a part of Garcelle--
I see it in your eyes that you like me.
- Yeah. Yeah. - Deep down.
- So you can't say that I shut you down
because I was also open in that conversation.
- Yeah, but I haven't seen you since though.
- Well, I haven't seen you since either.
When did she try to get to know me?
She trashes me in a group text.
She comes to my birthday party, and she's a total bitch.
Google me if you want to get to know me.
Google me.
- Do you hear her?
Do you hear where she's coming from?
- [scoffs]
- Just for a second.
- What do you hear? What do you hear her say?
[laughter] - I think she's--
I think she's sad
and in pain about whatever happened between you two.
- I'd just like to know you better differently.
- I would like to know you better
differently as well, Diana.
- That's all I'm saying.
- How do you feel about that, Rinna?
[tense music]
* *
- I feel good about it, Garcelle.
But why do you have to say it like that?
- Because the way you said it to me.
Like, why didn't you say, Diana, do you hear Garcelle?
- Because I think you're defensive.
And I don't hear her being defensive.
So I go, Garcelle-- - Why am I defensive?
- Why are you defensive? - Why--you tell me.
You seem to know everything.
You tell me.
- Fear.
- What am I fearful of?
- Well, that is something that you have to ask yourself.
I think we all have fear.
- Amen. - You know?
And I think that when we come from love,
we don't come from that defensive place.
So I go, why--
- You're telling me about coming from love?
- Yeah, I am. - That's bullsh--.
- I don't really know if Rinna is in the position to say
"come from love" after she was just screaming her head off.
- Why is it your ----ing problem and not Garcelle's?
Why is it your ----ing problem?
- Hold on. Hold on.
We don't have to go to that level.
I mean, you kind of have to practice what you preach.
- Just once in a while, I'd like somebody to go,
oh, you know what?
Garcelle is right.
Just once in a while. - Garcelle, you are right.
- No, not about right, it's not about right.
- I'm just saying-- - I know.
You just want to feel supported.
- Yes, that's all I'm asking.
- I don't know what's happening.
But I totally agree with Garcelle.
[laughter]
- We're good, Kyle.
- You girls are out of your mind.
You ready to go home? - I am.
- Take me out of here.
[laughs]
- Coming up...
- How many people do you think you guys want
at the wedding? - No idea.
You guys, I'm not gonna be a high maintenance--
[upbeat music]
* *
- Hi.
- How's it going?
- I'm switching your drinks out.
- Thank you.
I appreciate that.
Oh, nice.
Breaking out the good stuff.
- That's your favorite, right?
- It is. Cheers.
Are you drinking?
- Oh, yeah.
- They're both for me.
I wouldn't mind. Cheers.
- Happy weekend.
- Oh, man.
It's good. - Right?
- Yes. - It's really good.
So how was-- how was last night for you?
- Well, it started fun.
- Right.
- And then I saw Rinna screaming.
And then I was talking about when
Rinna and Diana were here.
And then I stopped by Sutton's store the other day.
- Yeah.
- They both told me that, you know,
the girls had been talking about my eating disorder.
- Why-- why did they bring it up?
Why were they talking about it?
- Well, because, you know,
when I posted a couple of months ago,
just sort of like, I'm struggling today, you know.
So they were concerned because they saw--they saw the post.
And they were like, we didn't know how bad it was.
- Right.
- But I'm like, why would you?
- Honestly, I was sort of surprised
the way you posted about it too because you don't always--
- Talk about it. - You don't talk about it.
You know, you always, sort of, hold it inside.
And you carry yourself as if everything is okay.
- The truth really is this group,
they want me to get help.
But I don't want them to push a timeline on me.
- No.
- That I have to do this to make them feel better.
Then I'm okay. - You don't.
- But I feel a little bit of pressure from them.
And I don't want to do it for them.
- Of course not.
- And I feel like I have to answer to them.
- You don't.
And that--you shouldn't-- that should not
be what you focus on.
The truth is you should focus on yourself.
And if there's something that you
can do to make it better for yourself,
then you owe it to yourself to do that.
[somber music]
- [sobbing]
* *
Like, I want to be recovered from this more than anyone.
I'm just--I'm not used to it.
- Yeah.
- I don't want people to, like, pressure me.
- No.
- When someone just assumes that it's so easy,
you know, it just makes you feel like you're failing.
And I'm not.
I'm not failing.
I'm trying.
- Maybe it's time to actually go find somebody
to talk to about this.
- Okay.
- Okay?
[whispering indistinctly]
[laughter]
- Have some wine.
Let's drink to it.
[laughter]
- Hello.
Hello, hello.
- Hi, honey.
- Look how cute you look.
- Look how cute you are.
- You look like a little doll.
[indistinct chatter]
- Hi, how are you? - Good.
How are you? - Long time no see.
- I know, right? It's been--
[indistinct chatter] - Do you want a glass of wine?
- No, I'm good. - Are you sure?
- Are you sure because, like--
- I know.
I love that.
- I'm happy you stopped by.
- I was just talking about the eating disorder.
- Well, I mean, you know, I'm always gonna say
if I feel strong about something,
whether I'm asked or not.
I really feel, truthfully, that, A, the girls love you.
They are coming in a--from a very
good place in their heart.
But we're not lawyers.
We're not doctors.
We're not therapists.
And it's just, to me, I don't think
that you should feel the pressure of having
to answer all the questions.
And it's okay to be strong and say, you know what?
Yes, I have an issue.
And I'm working on it.
And that's really between me, myself, and I.
- See, Rob, we've been friends for so long.
- Do you have a cracker?
[quirky music]
- Yes, what do you want?
- I just--I'm a little hungry. - Oh, my God.
Well, we've got this whole beautiful basket
that just arrived today. - Yeah.
- Just something to nibble on.
- Some almonds, perhaps?
- Yeah, whatever. - Crackers.
That's you. - Good.
- Would you like some cheese with those crackers?
- Just a little bit. - Are you a blue cheese person?
- No. - Gouda?
- Mm-hmm. - Okay.
- Do you have a Diet Coke or something?
- Yes.
- A little napkin.
- Would you like it in a glass?
- Sure. - I love this.
You come over, and we eat.
- I drive all the way here.
This is all I get, a couple of nuts?
A couple of nuts and some cheese and crackers?
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
* *
- What is this from Garcelle?
Ooh, wow.
Look at this from Garcelle.
- Oh, wow.
That's beautiful.
- Look at that bottle.
Honey, these are from Kris Jenner.
- Did you see the ones that I got you right there?
- These are so beautiful, honey.
Thank you. I love you.
- Happy birthday, my love.
You look beautiful. - Thank you.
So I'm opening up a bottle of 1999 Dom
for the turn of the century.
It was the oldest one I could find.
I couldn't find anything your age.
[laughter]
- Cheers.
Thank you, honey.
- Hi, cute woman.
- Hello.
Look at us, all cute. - Ooh.
- You want some champagne?
- Yes.
Where are your pajamas?
- I don't own pajamas.
- I bought them all for you guys for Christmas.
- I would either have to be naked or like this.
- You can wear your boxers.
- Oh, look at Portia.
- Mom, this is not from me. Guys, stop.
This is not from me.
- Who's that from?
- This is from Sofia, not from me.
But I just wrapped it for her.
- Happy birthday, mom.
You're my favorite person in the world.
[laughter]
I hope you have fun with your new...skates?
Oh, my God.
You guys--oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Those are so cute.
- Those are so beautiful.
- Oh, my God.
I'm so excited.
This is so fun.
I have to remember how to use my toe stoppers.
Move. - Smokey.
- Mom, why are you so good at that?
- I used to compete.
I'm telling you.
- You used to compete?
Oh, my God, whoa.
- At the roller skating place, I used to race.
We'd go, like, during the week.
And I would always win.
As a little girl, I feel like I never didn't
have roller skates on my feet.
There was this place that my sisters and I used to go to
with kids from "Diff'rent Strokes" and "Facts of Life,"
all the Jackson family.
It was my favorite thing to do.
And I was really good at it.
- Hi, guys.
Oh, my God.
- Hi. - Happy birthday.
Oh, oh.
Oh, my gosh!
- Look at those roses.
- I grew them in my garden.
[laughter]
- That is unbelievable.
Wow.
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.
I know that, for me, I felt intimidated
going into Mauricio's family, knowing
that they were not pro Kyle and Mauricio,
especially the grandparents.
I wasn't Jewish, divorced with a child and an actress.
So now when I think of my daughters meeting somebody,
I don't ever want them to feel like that.
- You guys, the food's ready.
- Food's ready.
- Your favorite, Joe's stone crab.
We're doing a little pasta, a little salad.
All right.
Well, a loving happy birthday.
Bon appétit.
[tapping]
This is one of my favorite meals.
- Me too.
Hey, you guys, what are you thinking,
time-wise, for the wedding?
- I was hoping for maybe sometime in the fall.
- Getting married in the desert in La Quinta
would be gorgeous.
[upbeat music]
I remember going through my wedding process
and getting very annoyed at times.
There were so many people, you know,
throwing in their two cents.
It was driving me crazy.
- I don't need some, like, huge, big ordeal situation.
- My family was Catholic.
My husband's family was Jewish.
There was a whole thing about the chuppah and people
wearing kippahs/yarmulkes.
And my family was like, why do we have to wear those?
And I can remember thinking I just want to plan this
myself and not have so many people weighing in.
- You guys, I'm not gonna be high maintenance
at all about this.
- You're not gonna be a bridezilla?
- No.
- Who do you think will be more zilla?
Bridezilla or groomzilla?
- Bridezilla. - Yeah?
- You sure?
Positive?
[laughter]
- Famous last words.
[laughter]
- Coming up...
- Yes, I know, I'm difficult.
- Especially when you're arguing.
- I know. I like to debate.
And I like to be right.
[upbeat music]
* *
- I've never been here.
- I love it here.
- In all the years I've lived here.
- I've only been here one time.
This is nice.
Thank you.
Oh, how nice.
- I'll pull mine out myself.
Just--
- It's pretty. - Thank you.
- Your welcome.
- Thank you.
Well, hi.
- Hello.
- How are you? - I'm good.
How are you?
- So far, so good.
We just did the cutest thing.
We shot for People magazine.
And we did something for the couples issue.
- Adorable. - It was really fun.
It was cute.
- So what--and you're feeling good, today?
- Good today. - It's a day-by-day thing.
I really didn't expect to have that breakdown.
I got to be honest. You know,
I have to say, it was probably really
important to get it out.
I'm trying to figure out how to live without my mom.
[sobs] And I don't know how to do it.
I don't know how to do it.
I'm doing the best I can.
I think what precipitates being hurt and pain, for me,
is the anger.
Right now, Sutton seems to be
the trigger for that for me.
That's what's--you know, and maybe for you too.
- You think?
- But that's what triggers me, you know?
- Would you like to grab a cocktail, glass of wine?
- Can I have an Arnold Palmer? Do you make--do you have that?
- Sure. Yeah, of course.
- Oh, I will have that too.
Should we get a charcuterie? - Yeah.
- Let's get a charcuterie. - That'd be nice.
Thanks so much. - Of course.
I'll leave one menu for you guys.
- Besides my breakdown the other night,
why did she have to say that about you, in that moment?
Why did she choose to say that in that moment?
- Well, she--she said that.
She said, "You call me a liability
when actually you are."
And I said, "No, your mouth is a liability."
Obviously, she was contacted by somebody but did not tell me,
and then chose to keep that, and then throw it out
in a public forum.
- See, because that's what she does.
- And then there are moments where, you know what?
She's kind of fun. - You know what?
I--there are moments when I really like her.
And we have a very nice connection.
- And then she flips. - And I always say that.
But at the end of the day, she pokes the bear.
And she just is her own worst enemy.
She really is.
- Charcuterie--
- Oh, yay.
So what else is happening?
- I don't know.
Oh, we got my Rinna Beauty party.
It's gonna be the disco '70s.
- I love that. - So we'll have fun.
Last year, there was gonna be
a big, huge launch party for Rinna Beauty.
And it ended up in Crystal's backyard.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Oh, my God.
This is so beautiful.
This year, we're gonna have a big, huge launch.
COVID, again, re-hit.
You have to be creative in the time of COVID.
- I'm kind of looking forward to it.
- I'm feeling Jerry Hall, Studio 54.
I was thinking maybe jumper vibes.
- Go with your gut.
I want to see what everybody comes up with.
We have a venue.
And we have a theme.
So it's a little bit uplifted,
but it's the same ----ing people.
[laughs]
- We deserve a good time.
- We do.
We need some fun.
In the midst of it all, after I've torn everybody--
- You haven't torn anybody down.
- I've been a little hard on Sutton.
[laughs]
[upbeat music]
* *
- Hi.
How are you?
- Oh, no.
- Yeah.
- Have I seen her?
- I don't know.
I was trying to--
she has only come out maybe once, or maybe once.
- Oh, she's very pretty. - Thank you.
It's the new Birkin.
- I love--
- It's more structured like the Kelly.
Thank you for my present, again.
I really love that. - Oh.
- I really love it.
- Those are old golf sweaters.
- I know.
- So these are old golf sweaters.
She did pockets on them.
- I love it.
- It's a little groovy, anyway.
- Good evening, ladies.
- What is your most buttery chardonnay?
- I have a Patz & Hall chardonnay from Sonoma.
- Okay.
What are you having?
- Um, can I get Ketel One on the rocks?
And do you have grapefruit juice?
- Yes, I do, fresh squeezed.
- Oh, that's perfect.
Can I get that on the side? - Of course.
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much. So how are you feeling today?
You feel good?
- I feel good today. What?
- You really threw everyone for a loop
with that comment about Erika.
- For me, it wasn't about the legality stuff.
It was about calling me a liability as a friend.
The fact that she used that word, I found it ironic.
I found it hypocritical.
- I thought that Erika and Sutton were heading
into a better direction.
And now Sutton drops this bomb.
- She takes no accountability for it.
And that really bugs me.
- Sutton, I love you.
But you are definitely stirring up sh--.
What was it? A letter? Or an email? I don't get it.
- It was a letter. It was a letter.
My attorney, my personal attorney, received a letter.
- Was it they wanted you to go to court?
I don't understand.
- They wanted to call me as a third party witness.
- Oh, okay.
They wanted to call you as a third party witness
for the prosecution.
- There's so many different cases that they have
against them right now.
So I'm not gonna talk about which case it was
because I'm not involved.
But here's what bothers me.
There's a woman in this group
that put us all in a bad position.
And y'all don't want to talk about it.
All you do is defend her.
- Ah--first of all, why are you acting
like you're on the defensive with me?
You got all these things you don't let people
finish their sentence, and it really--
- I'm just--I'm trying to make it very clear
that the two things are very, very different.
- You can get so defensive when I come and just ask questions.
- I--well--I mean, can you give me a second?
Can you give me a minute? - No.
Nobody's got time for that.
- I know.
I got a date tonight.
- What is this date situation? - I don't know.
He's kind of cute.
- Do you think it's good to show up
with, like, expensive jewelry on these dates?
Don't you kind of want to come off a little poor?
- This is poor.
[laughter]
- Like, I feel like... - I think this is subtle.
- You kind of want to look like--
not like, help me, I'm poor, but like, I'm vulnerable.
I need someone to take care of me vibes.
Let me see the bag.
Let me see what he's gonna see when you walk in.
That's really subtle.
- Well, it's not a-- it's not a Hermes though.
- No. - I think I look cute.
- You have to be who you really are.
But you don't want to look like, you know,
you're looking to, like, take care of somebody.
- When was the last time you went out on a blind date?
- I only went on one blind date in my whole life.
- Well, I mean, it's just kind of--
- And that was in 1990-- [laughs]
'90--maybe.
1991.
- You have to know what you're getting into.
Like, this is not easy.
I'm difficult.
- You think?
- Yes, I know I'm difficult.
- You are--you are a little difficult.
- Yes, I know I am.
- Especially when you're arguing.
- I know. I like to debate.
And I like to be right.
[laughter]
- Coming up...
- All right, Bubba. Sit down, honey.
You don't need to hurt yourself before the party.
Phoenix, daddy's in charge.
- If she breaks her neck, it's your fault
because you're making her less confident.
[upbeat music]
* *
- So it's a disco party tonight on a rooftop.
And tonight, we're gonna pull off a '70s look,
a Jerry Hall homage.
I'm gonna have one good drink and a few dances, and--
- Just one?
- Yeah, just one.
* *
- We're lucky it came in a box.
I wonder, what is this?
I didn't open this yet.
Smokey.
She just ate the Rinna Beauty Box.
She got stuck in it.
Smokey, bring back the Rinna Beauty Box.
* *
- Baby. - Daddy.
- You're not serious.
Honey, you're gonna break your neck.
This is a bad idea.
- See, he's not even giving me
a vote of confidence.
- Daddy, I'm here to help her.
- But you're not gonna be at the party to help her.
- No, I'm not gonna wear it to the party.
- Yeah. - All right, Bubba.
Sit down, honey.
You don't need to hurt yourself before the party.
- No.
- Phoenix, daddy's in charge.
- If she breaks her neck, it's your fault
because you're making her less confident.
- You definitely told me. - Thank you, Phoenix.
She sure did.
Thank you for giving me the confidence, Phoenix.
- Do not go down to the stairs.
- Okay.
- You got it.
[both scream] I got you.
- Okay, let's try it again.
[upbeat music]
* *
- [laughing] Oh.
Hi! - Ahh!
- This is so cute.
Look at the disco balls. Okay.
This is so chic, Cheryl. - Yes.
We have a fun photo booth, gifts...
- Great. - For the girls.
A little dessert, sweet bar. - Awesome.
- And then the bar, of course.
- Bar? Let's get a drink.
Oh, my gosh, how fabulous. - Hi.
Purple Pucker, Life's a Peach, Jet Setter.
Let's do Jet Setter with lemon, please.
Are you guys bartenders?
- Um, no, these two ladies are from the brand.
- So we need a bartender.
I need a real bartender here.
- Yeah. He's gonna come.
- I need real lemons.
And we--
- I don't do this funky dry sh--.
I need real lemons and real limes.
I'll drink it. But I need real, real,
real lemons and real limes for my ladies.
I'm not a big party planner to begin with.
Harry does it all at our house.
All the things that we've had at our house, it's Harry.
I don't have Harry here. [laughs]
I don't have Harry.
I have Cheryl. [laughs]
- Yummy. - It's still a good drink.
Thank you. - Delicious drink.
- But we'll get a bartender, yes?
- The bartender is coming up. - Promise?
- Okay. Yes. Yes. - Promise?
I need lemons, please.
* *
Hi, welcome. Muah, muah.
Oh, I love the glasses.
You know, I went to Studio 54.
I got to go one time.
Yes, Sheree.
Bring it.
- Hi, baby.
- It was a trip.
I mean, there were communal bathrooms.
I mean, I'd never seen anything like that before ever.
- I've arrived.
Now we can have a good time.
This is fun.
- Disco. - Oh, yeah.
- Yes, I remember going to Studio 54 in New York.
I was modeling.
It was, like, the place to be.
Andy Warhol-- everybody was amazing.
I normally am not a theme person, but I'm like, no.
- Are you kidding?
You need to be a theme person.
- But I remember I went and sat at a table.
And they had coke on the table.
And I thought, oh, sh--, what am I gonna do?
And they said, do you want some?
And I didn't want to say no.
But I went to do it, and I spilled it.
And they were pissed.
And they said, never mind.
And I said, thank you, God.
I didn't have to do it.
- You guys, we have a photo booth over there too
if you want to take photos. - Should we do it?
- Yeah, let's do it. - Let's do it now.
Let's get some in.
- Hello.
[shrieking, laughter]
- Oh, my God.
- Wear your hair like this more.
- Oh, my--I want to get in here, quickly, with you.
Let me get one. Come on.
Let's go.
- For hair.
- No, you're gonna scrunch.
- Just squat.
Don't block my hair. - No.
Sutton, can you squat a little bit more?
- See?
- [shouting] Stop touching our hair!
- I'm trying to get my face in.
- Oh, my God.
It's just a photo.
- Oh, my God, we look hot! We look so hot!
- Cute, Crystal.
- Yes.
- Oh, Kathy's here.
Yay.
There's Diana. All right.
Who wants a drink?
- Coming up...
- I said, does Erika seem like
something's happening with her?
- But is that to make Erika look bad
or is that out of genuine--
- Erika, I don't have to make you look bad.
You can do that on your own.
* *
[disco music]
* *
- Oh, now, that's a good drink.
They were kind of fake before.
- Rinna? - What?
- I thought I would take this opportunity
to let you guys know that
I am inviting you all to Aspen. - Whoo!
- Now, my house there is small.
- Where else can we stay if we don't stay at your house?
Is there a hotel sitch? - So no, we--
there's a house, close,
like 10 minutes from my house,
that you guys can all stay at, we have for you,
and then my house as well.
- I want to stay at your house.
- I'd like a room where I can lock my door.
- Are you afraid that I'm gonna keep you up all night?
- No, I'm afraid of other things, not you.
- I'll stay at the other house.
- I'm gonna stay at a hotel.
- What?
- You're not staying in a hotel.
- I am. - Oh.
- I am a great hostess.
I'm not a great guest.
I'm very demanding.
So in staying in a hotel, I feel like
I'm saving everybody a lot of stress.
- Yes. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh, how cute. Whoo!
- What is this?
- I mean, nothing's gonna beat Melissa Etheridge.
But it's cute to have the Solid Gold Dancers come out.
- Sutton wants a dance. Sutton wants to dance.
Yes, she does.
- It's very slippery out there.
- It is.
- It's very slippery.
- Yes!
I love this so much.
[disco music]
* *
- Back it up. [cheers]
- To the left.
- I'm not good at that.
- You know what?
Dorit's got some moves.
- She does.
She's cute.
- Dorit, whoo!
- Let me tell you something.
You let me know before the date, and I will do that.
- So Rick, the other night, we're going to bed.
He goes, now, are you doing Garcelle's show tomorrow?
- [laughs] I love Rick.
- What's the secret, Kathy?
- I think it's keeping the right people around,
not having the wrong influence.
- That's important.
- He's an old-fashioned Catholic guy.
He comes from a family of--
his parents have been married all those years.
And he had to always be on his best behavior.
I mean, he even said, like, especially today,
you get caught doing the wrong thing, you're canceled.
- Oh, done.
- Can I ask you a question?
- Yes.
- How are you feeling since when we spoke
at the dinner after Dorit's?
- Here's what bothers me.
There's a woman in this group that
put us all in a bad position.
And y'all don't want to talk about it.
All you do is defend her.
- Hi, darling.
- We're just talking about Dorit's--
- We're talking about Dorit's house the other night.
What is that? Oh, I'll have that.
That looks delicious.
- Wait, are we going out tonight or not?
- Let her finish her story.
- But I'm just wondering because you're
filling your trap. - I need to talk.
It's important, Kathy.
- Oh, okay, sorry.
I'm gonna get my drink.
- What just happened to her?
Is she okay?
Okay. I'm listening.
- I was just wanting to make a point,
because Erika called me a friend that was a liability.
- I don't really know what that means.
What did she mean by saying that?
- I don't know.
Why don't you ask her?
- Listen-- - Erika--
- Yeah.
- What did it mean when you said
that Sutton is a liability?
- Hindrance.
Hindrance to the rest of the group
for her making friendships.
- Am I a hindrance to you? - No, not at all.
- So what you're saying is it's that their relationship
is keeping us from getting closer to Garcelle?
- Yes. - Okay.
- Instead of you seeing me for me,
you're gonna see me through those eyes.
- You can't treat me well and treat my friend bad
and for me to be okay with you.
Not all of it has to do with Sutton.
But if I saw Erika treat anybody the way
she treated Sutton, that would make me pause.
- Just last week, at my Homeless Not Toothless dinner,
you said to the group, Erika, you have a lot of lawsuits.
That was below the belt.
- That was ----ing mean.
- No, it wasn't.
- Yes, it was.
Don't play dumb. - It's aggressive.
- Let her talk. Let her talk.
- I don't care if I'm aggressive.
I'm not having your back right now.
And I'm not having your back.
- You've never had my back.
- Have your own ----ing back, Sutton Stracke.
- Okay. okay.
So after we had dinner, at Dorit's house,
and we had the whole conversation with Sutton--
- At the Toothless and Homeless Foundation?
- Not toothless and homeless.
- Don't laugh. Don't laugh.
- This is a really important charity, Kathy.
- What? - Homeless Not Toothless.
- Yes.
And Garcelle-- [laughter]
You know it's a really important charity.
- Are you talking to me now? - Yes.
You're laughing.
- Well, I'm laughing because she's funny.
It's not about your charity. Come on.
It's not about your charity.
- The name is not amazing.
But they do good work.
That's all that matters. - They do amazing work.
- Forgetting about
the Toothless Not Homeless charity--
- No, it's Homeless... - It's not Homeless--
- Not Toothless. - Homeless Not--
- You just said Toothless.
[quirky music]
* *
- Hold on.
Let me think about it for a second.
I have to say it out loud in my head, Toothless Not Homeless.
- It's Toothless Not Homeless.
- They're fixing their teeth, right?
So it's homeless-- no, it's toothless.
No, Homeless Not Toothless.
- They should maybe rename that organization.
- [laughs]
(BLEEP).
- It's Homeless Not Toothless.
- Honey, I'm so sorry.
I have worked with the homeless.
I have worked with the toothless.
- "I have worked with homeless.
I worked with the toothless."
That is what just came out of her mouth.
That's not funny.
- Homeless, toothless, toothless, homeless.
I mean, it should be given another name.
- After the charity night at Dorit's house,
you, and I thought Sutton, had a moment.
- Yeah.
- But then you have very strong feelings about Sutton
and your opinion of her.
- I do.
- Yeah, great, Lisa.
Lisa, you're the one that keeps telling me, "I forgive you.
We're friends."
Clearly, that's not true.
Lisa's doing-- it's like a '70s dance.
She's doing the back pedal, the back pedal.
- Listen, I get it.
But when it's supposed to work out between Sutton and myself,
it will.
I know that we are trying to make that happen.
If I come across and say I love someone one minute
and then I'm, you know, angry the next minute,
I'm gonna cut myself some slack on that right now.
And I think I have every right to do that because
I'm trying to work out grief.
- Well, listen, I can be a bit of a loose cannon.
I'm a colt.
- A cult?
- That's a baby horse.
- Oh, a colt. - However--
- Sutton, your tangent-ing. Just--
- Hang on. No, I'm not.
- Okay. Okay. - I've got this.
I don't want to take away from the fact
that I was making a point.
This is the truth though.
I should have said what I said--
hang on.
- And I have a drinking problem.
[laughter]
- Oh, sh--.
- Well, we can get to that one later.
[dramatic music]
- This is the truth though.
I should have said what I said--
hang on.
- And I have a drinking problem.
[laughter]
- Oh, sh--.
- Well, we can get to that one later.
- Oh. - Oh.
- Ma'am?
- You have a drinking problem?
- No, I don't have a drinking problem.
- Neither do I. But you tried to push it.
[clicks tongue] - Have I said it about you?
Yeah, I thought you did because there were so many instances
where you were out of control. - There were three.
Three. - Okay?
- Excuse me, you know exactly what I've been going through.
And I told you straight up what happened.
But you tried to push that false narrative
that I had a problem. - I did not try
to push that narrative. - Yeah, you did.
You kept talking about it. - No, no, no.
What I did, Erika, is that I said--
- Yes, Garcelle. - You need to figure--
you need to figure out your medicine and drink ratio.
- I did. I did. - That's what I said.
It's a narrative, but just because
you don't like it, doesn't make it false.
- Are you trying to get over,
or are you trying to be helpful?
- That's how I felt.
And when I had drinks with you,
I said I was worried about you.
- Are you though? - Yeah.
- My point is this, it's just that if I had a problem,
you would kind of be the last person to know
because these women are the closest to me.
- Oh, I know.
God, you guys say that almost every other day.
- What I meant by that is that they would notice my behavior
and probably pull me aside and be like,
"Hey, what's going on with you?
What's wrong with you?"
All of that aside, it felt as if you
went to different people in this group and talked about,
does Erika have a problem?
- It makes me feel like, I'm like, "Oh, my God.
Let's get together so we can talk about Erika."
So I saw Erika last night.
And she totally said, "I'm not allowed to drink
when I'm on these meds."
- Did you feel concerned?
- I did.
- She's gone through so much,
it's sort of like being a little more free with us
and letting her hair down
and showing a more vulnerable side to her.
- And you don't think that could lead to an alcoholism?
I got together with these ladies, and I said,
does Erika seem like something's
happening with her?
- Okay.
But is that to make Erika look bad,
or is that out of genuine concern?
- Erika, I don't have to make you look bad.
You can do that on your own.
- And you can make yourself look like a liar right now.
- Oh, so now you're calling me a liar?
- It makes it feel like you had some other ulterior motive.
You just wanted me to have a problem.
- You having a problem doesn't change my life in any way.
- And it doesn't-- and it shouldn't.
- Good or bad. - Or anybody else's.
And it's my life to destroy or rebuild.
- Then destroy it.
[sighs] Blow up your life.
It's your prerogative.
- It's not, like, coming from a helpful place.
Like, hey, Erika is in a really bad place.
- Well, that's--
- And you know that she's going through this stuff.
- That's probably the perception
you got from the other women you were talking to.
- I said to her that you had said, "Are you not concerned?"
And I said to you, "Garcelle, I've known her for so long.
She's never, ever been like this."
And you said, "Don't be Kyle.
Don't be Kyle. Don't be Kyle."
- Yeah, okay.
Now, see, you're exaggerating.
I said, "Don't be Kyle."
Don't be Kyle. Don't be Kyle.
- I guarantee you said it more than once.
- What's wrong with being Kyle?
- Ladies, we're supposed to lift each other up.
And it's a good conversation.
- Kathy, Kathy, we need to also have real conversations.
- I'm gonna tell you right now that Erika and Sutton,
there's a love/hate.
And you guys need to probably start over.
- Erika, I'm gonna call you tomorrow.
I am.
Just between me and you, I'm going to call you
just so that you understand what's going on.
I am. - Please don't.
Thank you.
- Well, do we have a little more clarity tonight
about everyone's relationships here?
- Yeah, I think it's all good.
* *
Boy, did I get snapped at
about the Toothless and Homeless Association.
What difference is it?
Toothless and homeless, homeless and toothless,
I'm gonna be calling you tonight with...
toothless and homeless, homeless and toothless,
toothless and homeless, homeless and toothless.
What--it's the same thing. - I'm not taking your call.
- Toothless and homeless, homeless and toothless,
toothless and homeless, homeless and toothless,
toothless and homeless...
- Next time on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
- What?
- Oh, my dad drew that of my mom pregnant with me.
I love that.
- Cheers, everybody.
all: Cheers.
- My husband is here.
- Do we get to share him?
- Kyle, oh, my God.
- This is so cute!
- This is literally the Aspen house.
- Wow, this is for-- - Yes!
- Are we going to be able to work out our issues
and have a good time on this trip?
- Ooh!
- I was really hurt being called a liar.
I was emotional about it.
And I did something about it.
And that was to unfollow her.
Erika, we don't have to be friends.
* *