[Kody] Previously on Sister Wives...
I have a project, ladies.
[laughing]
[all] There we go.
Whoo!
Sayonara,
Hasta la vista, coach.
For this sign, I'm not just throwing this one in the garbage,
I'm going to on purpose ruin it.
Today is the first day I'm going to see my wedding dress. Ha!
You feeling ready to go?
Yes, let's just go. I want to try it on, yes.
And then I can see if I can walk in these.
-You guys ready? -[all] Yes.
-[all oohing and aahing] -[laughs]
This was not the way it was supposed to go.
Bye!
Bye, guys. Love you.
I know what I wanted. I wanted this family.
I was bending over backwards to encourage
Kody's relationships with his wives.
[Kody] I think there's a natural jealousy and dislike
that they have had toward Robyn,
especially Christine and Janelle.
[theme music playing]
[Kody] Robyn and I are going to go tour around the pond
in the four wheelers.
Then when it gets to be dark,
we'll go up and watch the sunset.
I've been riding four wheelers ever since I was about 13 years old.
I like the speed.
I like just kind of taking jumps.
I like, you know, going over some crazy terrain.
I think Robyn's a little bit of a speed demon.
We're running laps, running laps, running laps,
and then somehow or another, we get criss-crossed
to where we're running in different directions.
[Robyn] Whoa!
Oh.
[Kody speaking]
Sister, I'm getting married!
We're getting married in two days.
-[David] Two days? -[squeals]
So we're in Moab, Utah,
and this is just a house that we're renting.
We're not actually staying here.
But Janelle and a bunch of our kids are staying here.
So this is where we're gonna hang out most of the time.
I'm looking forward to you seeing me in the dress
and walking down the aisle to you.
You know how sometimes some brides are like,
"I'm so excited. I can't wait for it to be over."
I'm not there. I'm just excited for the day.
It's going to be a fun day.
Why don't you guys just go alone? Let's go alone.
You know how important it is to me walk down...
in that dress to David?
I know it's you. I know that your... It's important to you.
And you know how... This is what it is.
I'm excited to say "I do "
and he's excited to say "I do" to anything I want.
[laughter]
Pretty much. He's... He's willing.
He's just willing to give me the wedding of my dreams.
-So-- -You feel like
this is going to be the wedding of your dreams?
This is definitely the wedding of my dreams.
He loves everybody together,
and he loves the idea of everybody getting together.
And he also loves giving me a fairy tale wedding.
It's true he does.
Whatever I want, it's true.
-[whispers] We're getting married. -Yes, we are.
-Whoo! Yes. -Getting married.
[laughs]
Christine's wedding is happening.
I'm gathering... We're gathering all together.
My kids are all coming.
We're gonna be at this wedding.
I'm so excited for this event.
You know, as far as I know, Kody and Robyn are not coming.
I don't know why they would.
I wouldn't invite them.
That would be very weird.
Kody and Robyn and Meri are not invited.
I only have to invite people
that we... I just... Why?
Why would I invite them?
It's my ex and his wife and ex sister wife.
Why would we invite them on the day?
The best day in our lives up until this point.
Why would I invite them to come to this amazing celebration?
Why... I don't... what? No one would do that.
-[panting] -[footsteps thumping]
[Kody speaking]
[Robyn speaking]
[Kody speaking]
She could be really hurt.
Would you... Oh gosh. Holy God!
If any tweak of pain hits,
we want to stop and get a life flight out here.
Can you move your head?
[Robyn speaking]
Is anything broken?
[Robyn speaking]
[Kody] Really?
[Robyn speaking]
I'm taking your helmet off.
[Robyn] Ah!
[Robyn speaking]
[Kody] You sure came off of it funny.
-[Robyn] I did? -[Kody] Yeah.
You flew off of it.
[Robyn] Whoa!
Oh.
[Robyn] Ah, hey...
[Kody] Your neck's okay.
I was trying to avoid you. Ah!
[Kody] I don't know why. I've got brakes.
[Robyn] I know.
Give me a second.
You better respect your horse.
I usually do. I was just...
I do not drive over these rocks ever.
Kody ran over and started yelling at me, which was funny.
And I was like, "Dude..."
I wasn't planning on it.
I saw you do it before. You did it just as crazy.
No, I didn't.
Eh... Yeah. You're kind of... You're kind of crazy driver.
Like, I just got hurt.
I need, like, love and tenderness. Not,
[mimics Kody] "Hey, what are you doing?" [laughs]
-[groans] -Okay.
I don't think anything's broken
-because you're not screaming. -Hold on, give me a second.
My neck is hurting.
I'm gonna definitely have some nice whiplash.
I didn't lose consciousness.
I felt my head hit really hard and I kind of was, like, saw stars.
Ah!
[Kody laughs]
-I was just having fun. -I know.
I never get to have fun.
Well, you scare me when you're laying here and not moving.
Are we gonna go up?
Yeah, I wanted to go up there, but...
I'll just go slow.
-For a little bit. -[laughs] Are you sure?
Why are you laughing?
I'm laughing 'cause...
This... This... This...
I didn't mean to go into that.
I was trying... I saw you coming,
-I tried to avoid it. -It's okay. It's okay.
But I saw you do it once before,
-and it looked like it was on purpose. -Just a little bit.
Some of my wilder experiences on motorized...
vehicles...
my kids don't really know about,
just because I don't want to...
I'm careful. I'm just really careful with them.
[chuckles] I don't want to be a bad example.
[laughs]
It had me freaked out initially.
If the ATV would have rolled over,
that would have been also very dangerous, detrimental.
Now that I know she's okay, I want to take her up on top of the hill.
There's a ridge where we can see the sun set
and we can see a valley of pine trees and rolling hills.
It's just gorgeous.
I'm glad you're all right.
[Robyn chuckles]
Well, we would be able to watch the sunset right through here,
-right through these trees. -[Robyn] Yes.
[Kody] I was thinking...
-[chuckles] -You were thinking what?
No, I'm just... I was...
I was gonna say something dumb like
I brought you here to say...
So you brought me here to say something?
-Something cute. I was just... -Aww.
No, I was just... I love you, that's all.
What did you want me to say? [laughing]
Nothing. Nothing.
You want me to say something romantic?
-Do something romantic? -You used to.
I used to...
Oh boy! [laughs]
You just haven't been yourself lately.
You're right. I haven't. I haven't been myself.
You haven't been yourself for a long time.
Are you doing okay?
I don't know.
Robyn and my relationship has been changing
vastly over the past three years.
He is very angry and...
I'm the one he's with,
and so, like, I'm sort of getting the brunt of it.
It's been very difficult.
You know, it's not what I wanted.
All the goals I had, everything that, you know, like the...
the one family, the one home,
-the... -Yeah.
The... or even, you know, worst case scenario, a cul de sac.
I literally felt like the family was in the way of my goals,
because they didn't want the same things I wanted.
Okay, when you say that, it sounds really bad.
You know that, right?
Because it wasn't working out in the way that you wanted it to.
You just kind of... like...
I think it was more than that.
When the one home thing wasn't gonna work,
I just went...
I don't really care.
I mean, I don't think you're the only one that changed.
[Robyn] I started noticing a really big change in him.
but I think all of us were.
And there was less of this focus on the family,
the group, the main part of the family, not the kids out there.
And that's where they wanted to focus
more on the kids that had moved away.
I don't know. I don't know if I was really changing as much,
but I think
Meri and Janelle and Christine specifically were changing.
I know I wasn't the easiest to live with.
He said that you...
have been really horrible to me for 20 years.
I want to be in a relationship that works and is good.
If you want a road map to get that,
we start with some things that bother me about you.
[Meri] Jen.
Huh?
Okay.
I have our project for the day.
[laughter]
Okay. Where are we going with this?
For mine and Kody's tenth anniversary,
I made him a quilt.
I used a bunch of T-shirts that Kody and I
bought over the years on purpose
to make this quilt.
he mentioned to me.
He's like, "Do you have those T-shirts?"
I'm like, "Yeah. On that quilt."
He wants them back.
[Kody] And it was like this thing. Meri and I broke up.
I just... Can I have that stuff back?
My plan has been to cut this up and give it back to him.
Because I don't need his things, he...
He gets to have his things. I don't need them.
[Jen] Meri, are you sure?
-Like, just from the picture... -Yeah. No.
Meri and I got married
and she took over everything that I had
on a certain level.
I wasn't even thinking about the idea of plural marriage
and that, you know, maybe someday,
one of my other wives
wants a jersey, a T-shirt, or...
or just some connection to my past.
And it was weird to me that Meri got all of it
and nobody else got any of it.
Kody is actually the one who came up with this idea for this quilt.
I get it. You guys are divorced.
You're done. fine.
But this is, like... It's significant.
This was something you put heart and soul into it.
I put so much into this.
This tattered bunch of T shirts is just like
an old unraveling of our 30-year experience.
I have not been cuddling with this blanket at all.
No, this one's ready to go.
These are all like T shirts of
things that we had individually growing up.
-[Jen] Yeah. -And then, some of them
we bought together from things that we did together.
[Jen] What's with this one? "Time out for love."
That was my nightshirt when I was 16.
[Jen] Aww!
[Meri speaking]
This is our honeymoon. We went to Jackson and Yellowstone.
This is not us.
This is our faces superimposed into these things.
Golly, looks like Solomon there.
[Meri sighs]
It's just gonna be weird to cut up.
I'm here to support you
-if this is what you really want to do. -I mean, it's...
He wants some of the things back.
I don't need it.
It's just so final.
Holy crap. Well...
What's done is done.
[Jen] It is done.
How long is this going to take?
[Meri] Thirty seven hours.
How many years did the marriage take?
[both laughing]
One time he told me,
this was right after we moved to Vegas.
He said, "You...
have been...
really horrible to me for 20 years.
So you're going to have to wait at least that long for me to
fix my relationship with you."
No.
When we had just moved to Vegas
when we were living in the rentals,
is when he said this to me.
"Listen, you've been hard to live with.
You've been mean.
And so now I am going
to be this way to you
and you're just gonna have to deal with it for 20 years."
Why would he say that to you?
Listen. Joke's on him.
I didn't last that long.
-for him to... -Damn straight. Boom.
You know, it means, like, really... nah.
Why would he say that to you?
I don't know.
That is awful.
No wonder people look at me and are just like, "Really?
Why did you not get the clue?"
I got the clue.
I got the message that he was giving.
I was chalking it up to...
you know the fact that he was trying to figure things out,
and a lot of times,
really nasty things spew out of his mouth when he doesn't mean them.
And also I know I wasn't the easiest to live with.
You know what I mean?
And I get that.
I wasn't saying [bleep] because I was mad at the time.
I was saying it because I was mad enough to tell the truth.
Looking back on the marriage, I was like,
"We should have divorced here. We should have divorced here. We should have divorced here."
But I didn't believe in divorce.
How could he say you've been really horrible?
I don't understand that at all.
I'm really struggling with that.
I have not been nice all the time.
-Okay, but nobody's perfect. -Okay, and I get that.
No, nobody is perfect.
And I get that and I can't force our relationship.
All I can do is...
look in the mirror,
figure out where
I can improve and be a better person
and just make the rest of my life as good as it can be.
And I tried to do that with, you know, the marriage.
But...
That's really hurtful, though.
It was very hurtful.
He told me things that I needed to do
in order for him to be willing,
to work on a relationship with me.
The point was,
is I want to be in a relationship that works and is good.
And maybe if you want a road map to get that,
we start with some things that bother me about you.
How are you feeling now that you're, like, looking at it and it's...
uh...
incomplete now
or not, like incomplete, but it's undone.
I am not having any emotions.
I am happy.
I'm happy you're happy.
I did everything that he asked of me.
It felt to me that he was like,
"Well [bleep] she's done everything
and I'm still not interested.
Now what am I supposed to do?
Oh, I guess I'll just ignore her."
We just, um...
We had hard beginnings, a hard middle and a hard end.
[Meri] I remember a lot of the bad things.
I want to remember the good times.
[Kody] We struggled, we had our differences,
and we get divorced.
I don't want to talk bad about Meri now.
And we're out. Cut.
Okay. Those are mine.
Wow. Yeah.
Those are his.
[Meri] I thought that if I was the best person that I could be,
that it would be okay with him, and now he'd accept me.
You know, it took me a while to be able to get to the place where it was okay,
and just be like,
"How I feel about myself is not negotiable with you.
So whatever it is that you say to me
or about me
is irrelevant.
What really matters is that just what happened.
And I really need you to accept that.
You and I have the right to move on.
Everybody else has.
[upbeat music playing]
[Christine] David's having his bachelor party today.
I know, it's the day before getting married,
but all of his buddies couldn't really get together,
and he wanted some people that couldn't make it, so...
And he helped plan it. This wasn't a surprise.
So the bachelor party, they're gonna go
and go and play and have fun.
So I said goodbye to David and he's gone.
If you guys are hungry, there's the kitchen.
Now we're going to have a little girl pampering session.
Mimosas and facials. Yes.
There's mimosas being made right here by lovely...
bartenders, makeup artists, whatever you need us to be, we're here.
We're gonna do a run-through on how I'm gonna look tomorrow
when I get married.
I don't want a lot of makeup look.
I want to look more fresh.
Just fresh look,
hair down, a little bit like halfway up.
You have a glow about you today.
I know. I'm getting married tomorrow!
-So excited. -I'm excited, too.
We're very excited for Mom's wedding.
Well, I'm excited. I don't know.
-Are you excited? -I'm excited. Are you excited?
-We're excited. -[Aspyn] Yes. Are you ready?
Not even a little adjustment.
I've already accepted him as our stepfather.
I already live with both of them, so...
-[Mykelti] Do you like living with them? -Yeah.
Are you the babysitter?
Over them?
[Mykelti] You probably should babysit them.
They're so...
Angsty teen. Angsty teen.
[Mykelti] Ysabel's still an angsty teenager.
That's true.
Truely is cute. Truely and David have a good relationship.
He'll just give her all these little compliments all the time.
And you just see her glow.
And it's so good.
Photo. Get in. Everybody, look at the camera.
Three, two, one. Cheese.
Cheese!
Good.
He's just... He's obsessed with her.
And so it's nice to see that. And he should be. She's awesome.
Yeah, Mom should have somebody
-who's obsessed with her. -Yeah.
I feel like I've known you my whole life.
The way that we just mesh and...
We said we'd go like this and we just keep moving.
And we all... We respect each other.
I think it's awesome the way we just blended right in.
-So, yup. -Excited to make it legit.
Yeah.
Beautiful.
-Okay, let me just-- -Oh, sorry.
Yes.
I love it.
-You love it? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay. I guess you can get married.
-Oh. -[woman] This is your permission.
-Oh wow. -[woman] I'm okay with it now.
Just now.
-Awesome. Thanks, girls. -Fine.
Babies!
[all cheering]
[woman] You're our baby too, now.
Everything's going great.
[laughs] Everything's been a lot of fun.
It's the perfect amount of chaos that I love.
[instrumental music playing]
[Kody] You and I sit here in this moment
with this truth we have.
And I couldn't find that with them anymore.
Not-- like, not even Janelle?
-No. -She's I mean, do you think--
She's just not that intimate.
I mean, emotionally.
Uh, I don't...
I mean, like don't you think
you could work this out with her?
[Kody] No, not at all.
I think that he wants to work it out with her.
He does, he goes through days where he's frustrated,
but then other days he's like, "Yeah, we can work this out."
And I've still been sort of hanging on to this.
Her and I are not seeing eye to eye,
and I would blame it all on her.
But I realize that I'm not loyal to her either.
I really don't care.
You don't think that like you guys could...
-Suck it up for the sake of the kids-- -No.
'Cause that's what it'd be.
Stop. You've got to stop pushing this on me, Robyn.
You and I have a truth...
we share it, looking in each other's eyes.
Like, couldn't you go to therapy and...
I mean, you guys have...
We have history, I know.
You have six kids.
-It just...I don't-- -You have...
The love and trust is gone.
You don't think you could figure it out?
I know you're trying to do this again.
You've said a lot of weird things
about relationships in the past and...
You've said a lot of strange things
that I don't quite understand.
Are you just better?
Are you rewriting the past?
I don't want to blame you for me hanging on to Meri.
It felt like I couldn't get out of that.
And you're backing my conscience
saying, "You can't leave."
I didn't say, "You can't leave."
-[Robyn] I said, "You can." -You know--
I just like--
I know I said, you need to see
if you can work it out with her.
I'm not blaming you.
Okay? But I'm not... I'm not at your behest.
I'm not gonna sit here and try and fix things
with a marriage that will never work
just because you think that we should,
or your belief in plural marriage.
Is Janelle interested?
Not at all.
Really?
Not at all. She's as bad as I was with Meri.
Just kind of going,
maybe this could work,
but I don't really care if it does.
I probably would have moved on from Meri a lot sooner,
but Robyn was constantly encouraging that relationship.
She told me that I needed to go and sleep
on Christine's couch
when Christine kicked me out of the house.
And I was like, 'No way, I'm not doing that."
When I had the fight with Janelle,
she was saying, "Please, please."
She was begging me not to fight with Janelle.
I mean, I have no idea what Robyn was pushing Kody to do.
And I think it's a shame
if Kody could be that controlled by Robyn,
that he would try to stay in a relationship,
you know, that wasn't working.
But if she has that much control over him,
that's great.
They can have that. [laughs]
I knew that Robyn
was very much wanting
mine and Kody's relationship to heal.
I do believe that when Robyn came into the family,
she intended to have a plural family.
I do believe that that's what she wanted,
and I don't think that that changed.
What really matters is that just what happened.
And I really need you to accept that.
[instrumental music playing]
No, Robyn, stop.
This has to end.
You and I have the right to move on,
everybody else has.
[theme music playing]
[all laughing]
Hey, I'm okay.
I'm okay!
Everybody's nightmare is to trip and fall on that.
So he decides to make a joke out of it.
So if you make a joke out of it,
it takes away all the stress.
So you don't have to worry about it.
It's done.
[instrumental music playing]
There's a lot still to do,
but this has been awesome.
Everything is working out and it's gonna be...
so beautiful.
[Christine] Hey, people!
[Christine] Well, David picked the venue.
He picked the venue,
it's perfect, it's beautiful.
There's a cliff.
There's a river.
There's the platform and the grass.
And really, the only thing is that river.
So David's been talking the whole time.
He's like, "There's a fast moving river.
Everyone needs to watch their kids."
'Cause that's like,
that is the biggest concern of the whole wedding
is that river.
All right, let's go, people.
-[man] We're doing this! -[Aspyn] Follow me.
We're walking up a hill.
All right, kids, let's go! Ready?
Do you want to come up the hill with me?
Yay!
Aspyn's in charge of the wedding rehearsal.
Just 'cause I'm not gonna be-- I'm gonna be,
you know, I'm gonna be walking down the aisle.
[Aspyn] Walk slower than you think you need to.
Walk a little slower.
[David] Watch this.
Watch this. Watch this.
[woman] Okay, now you go!
-[David grunts] -[all laughing]
Hey, I'm okay.
I'm okay.
[David laughing]
[Christine] I'm walking up on top of the hill,
and David has tripped
and rolled and stood up again.
I don't know.
He's... He's so silly.
Everybody's nightmare is to trip and fall on that.
So he decides to make a joke out of it.
So if you make a joke out of it,
it takes away all the stress.
So you don't have to worry about it.
It's done.
[Christine] Oh God, it became so real.
[David] Look at that.
[Christine] God, this is the vision.
[Christine laughs]
You know what? When Christine walk down,
it's going to even be much like worse, better tomorrow,
-the crying... -You were crying today?
-Yeah. -I got a little bit emotional.
-[Aspyn] You did? -Yeah.
[Aspyn] That's what mom wants. It worked.
Christine is just...
the most amazing, courageous person I know.
She's been so incredible in my life.
I love her so much,
and I'm so excited for her.
[sniffles]
[Robyn] I'm just sitting here kind of in shock.
I feel really powerless.
And I feel um...
It's just more of my dreams slipping away.
It's more of what I hoped for, slipping away.
I just don't know how to let it go. So...
[Kody] I've thought about this for a whole year or two
with Janelle...
We're not in love.
-[exhales] And it's not just me. -Babe, couples...
fall in and out of love.
Yeah, for 15 minutes
I could be mad enough at you to think that I could leave.
You've caught me at a couple of bad times where I verbalized that,
and I wish that I wouldn't have.
And I'm very sorry.
You were mad at me?
Just mad at the situation enough.
But why would leaving me have something to do with that?
It's just...
That's my point.
Is that's a very silly thing.
But when you really just don't wanna be around each other.
Me and you?
-No. -Oh.
-You and Janelle. -Me and Janelle just don't wanna be around each other.
She wants to do things different
than what I want to do.
We're just not matching up.
I just still think that they could work it out.
[Kody] I got an itch to move so bad.
Just to get away from the energy of it all.
Sweetheart, we gotta remodel, we gotta do something.
I gotta get out of here
because this isn't gonna work for me.
Because all the memory, all the energy of it,
I just don't know.
And here's this stupid thing.
I've got kids in college,
kids in great school, all right? So...
But I wanna move to Europe.
I want to get away from this where I can't see it
or be bombarded by it or feel it anymore.
Oh, gosh.
I'm having such a hard time.
It's the way that it is.
-I just-- -Will you accept me as monogamous?
Is there a problem with that?
I'm always gonna stick with you.
I'm just having an identity crisis.
Yes, I'll always stick with him and I love him.
This is not what I wanted for my life.
I'm just sort of...
stuck.
Whatever I've done in these marriages,
they're done!
Whatever happened between me and them,
I'm done.
I am not gonna fix it with Meri.
I'm not gonna try and fix it with Janelle anymore.
She's done with me.
But she told you that she's done?
-Yes. -Like, those words?
Yes.
[Robyn sighs]
I miss nothing.
I miss the love of the children, and that's it.
Okay, but you're saying a lot of stuff about
not loving them.
It's just because I've been digging up the past.
When I met you, you loved your wives.
We were working as a team.
No, that's not what I'm asking you.
Yeah, I loved 'em.
[Robyn] Okay.
Why are you rewriting the past?
I'm not rewriting the past.
-Yes, you have been, Kody. -No, I'm not rewriting the past.
I'm being honest about it because--
Can you explain that to me?
Because that doesn't make sense.
He was getting pretty intense with me.
I'm a flip flopping fool
when it comes to those ex-wives.
All of us are rewriting the past.
I mean, Meri is rewriting it like crazy.
I'm rewriting and I'm sure.
Because yes, I probably loved them.
I had Robyn convinced I was in love with them.
You were in love when you married 'em
and when you were together, right?
Like, in the beginning?
Like I mean, like...
Listen, don't... don't make me compare, please.
Compare?
-I'm just trying-- -I didn't know.
You didn't know what?
What it was right, what it was like to really have deep, divine love.
Okay? I didn't know them.
I must have sold her something special
because she came in
wanting to be part of this special thing.
And now that it's falling apart,
it's messing with her.
Before you came in the family,
I'm positive that I--
Well, I know that I had two wives
that had already considered leaving.
You want to know the craziest thing? [chuckles]
I had a lover in college and it was a little tryst.
It was a-- I was a naughty boy based on my faith.
Yeah, I had a relationship in college
where I lost my virginity and it was devastating to me.
It was heartbreaking.
When purity is everything
and the church I was in, that was everything,
it was like you're working your way back for it,
it was devastating.
But nobody knew, except for Meri and Robyn.
And it was really because I don't believe I ever got intimate enough
with Christine and Janelle to tell them.
Robyn learned of it the first the month we knew each other.
I felt safe.
I'm not safe with them and they're not safe with me.
But you, like, fell in love
and was in love with each of them, though, right?
Like that's-- You're saying a lot of really different,
strange things you've never said before
about loving them and not loving them and stuff.
It's been weird.
What do I have to say to make you actually let it go?
[Robyn sighs]
[crows cawing distantly]
I need you to let that go for me.
And not hold it against me.
Okay.
'Cause we both agreed eventually.
What? Who?
Janelle and I.
Just like Christine and I,
just like Meri and I.
We all agreed.
Meri wasn't fully agreed.
She just didn't...
she just couldn't do it anymore.
[Kody] I don't want to talk about it anymore, I'm sorry.
Mmm.
[Robyn] It's just...
I always thought we would...
[sniffles]
you know, be like those other plural families where...
you know, they finally got it figured out,
and they got over whatever the issues and stuff
and found their friendship and found their peace.
I wish I believed that.
I don't think I've seen it.
Where?
Anywhere.
They're all working out their stuff still
until they're dead.
It's not fun.
I don't know, love. I'm sorry.
Okay?
[soft instrumental music playing]
[Kody] I'm not trying to be cruel to Robyn,
and yet it's just heartbreaking to her
when the reality
finally hits right in front of her.
[Robyn sniffles]
[Kody] You're right. I need a new dream.
We need a new dream because this one's gone.
And I'm sorry.
Okay?
Let's get home before its dark okay?
All right.
It's a weird place to be where I'm monogamous now.
Not out of some kind of choice,
so to speak,
but out of a consummate failure
in marriage relationships.
I've had three women who've decided I'm not worth it.
I don't want Robyn to see me as a worthless.
Am I really kind of just not worth it?
[Christine] Hey, you guys.
Hell's revenge,
the top of Hell's revenge is right where David proposed to me.
[Janelle] I mean, the kids all like David,
I don't think anyone's
even thinking about Kody and Robyn.
[Mykelti] Okay, we're doing a great job, everyone.
Thank you!
[both sighs]
[Mykelti] Avalon.
Really pretty, just like you.
[Christine laughs]
[Christine] Really amazing, just like you.
[David] That's the best.
[Mykelti] Avalon.
[Christine] The rehearsal is really chill.
Everything is going well
and we're done.
We're just kind of mingling and hanging out.
And then Mykelti calls out, "Where's Avalon?"
[Mykelti] Avalon.
Avalon.
[Christine] We don't know where Avalon is
and the river is right there and Avalon's fast.
[intense music playing]
[Mykelti] Avalon.
[Christine] Everything hits, and we've got to find Avalon.
Everyone needs to stop what they're doing
and everyone needs to go look for Avalon instantly.
[intense music playing]
[kids calling]
There's a lot of places she can be lost.
There's bathrooms, there's the hall.
There's the whole venue.
There's the whole outside.
There's a kitchen area, and there's a river.
And it's a fast moving river.
[woman speaking]
Mykelti.
[kid] Okay.
[man] You're quite the adventurer.
[Christine] So Avalon was actually with Mariah.
Tony's mom is there to help with Avalon,
help watch the kids.
She had her.
So it was fine.
It was just stressful.
[amusing instrumental music playing]
[Captain] Hello, everyone!
[all cheer]
I'm Captain Rory.
I'm gonna be your captain this evening.
[Christine] We made it to our rehearsal dinner.
They have this a riverboat.
It's called "Unwind and dine."
And you get on the boat and it was magical.
[Captain] It's nice to have you. Let's get going.
[Christine] This is amazing.
Whoo!
They had a minibar in there so everybody can have a drink.
You and I went down and gave high fives to everybody.
We did.
[all cheering]
Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug!
Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug!
[all cheering]
[woman] Wait, wait.
That's what you get for giving you a drink.
Do you want another?
I mean, the kids all like David.
They all think he's pretty great.
So it's been a smooth transition.
There's been no hiccups, really.
I don't think anyone's
even thinking about Kody and Robyn.
So, too bad, so sad.
[Christine] Hey, you guys.
Hell's revenge,
the top of Hell's revenge,
is right where David proposed to me.
-Right there. -[all cheering]
Good job, David.
He was amazing. He was amazing.
I think Moab is always going to be special for us, always.
[David] I want to be here with you for a hell of a long time,
And I want you here for a long time.
[kisses]
-Thank you. -[David] Yeah.
[Christine] There's so much work that has gone
into getting it ready.
Everything's already done.
All the work is done.
I've learned more to calm down.
I didn't realize I was that frantic of a person
um... until David came around.
But now, with David,
he holds and puts his arms around me or teases me
about something or whatever.
And it just calms me down,
and I feel like every single time
it's this deep breath.
[Kody] Next time on Sister Wives...
-Okay, let's start, you guys. -Let's start!
I am within the first year of my divorce.
This is gonna be so cool!
Meri's back and she's coming out to play.
-[machine whirring] -[Kody] Move, move, Robyn.
It's a real different world
with Robyn and our children.
I gotta admit this,
I think I need a lot of attention.
Aspyn, what you think? Like it?
You're gonna get it.
[all laughing]
I'm getting married today!
[squeals]
[crowd cheering]
She made the accusation that I had--
Aren't we just so happy for them?
[crowd cheering]
I wish I didn't have to see that.
And that's all that needs to be said.