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You know what?
I think I'm getting the hang
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of this whole traveling
between realities thing.
Old hat.
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That makes one of us!
(SCREAMS)
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(GRUNTS)
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It's just like swimming,
Miles. Let the current
guide you.
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Oh, yeah, 'cause
I love swimming,
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except through the very
fabric of reality.
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See that? It's a shard
from the Siege Perilous.
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It lets us travel through
dimensions. Problem?
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The other shards like it
scattered into who knows
how many other realities.
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But if we don't reassemble
them soon, every world will
collapse in on itself.
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Which is a fancy way
of saying, "Boom!
End of the universe."
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Oh, but there's
one more problem.
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So, any clue who that
Wolf Spider was that wants
this shard so badly?
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Never seen him in my life,
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but he did know
my secret identity.
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Let's just hope we don't
cross his path again.
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At the rate we're going,
who knows what kind of
apocalyptic nightmare reality
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we're about to be dumped into.
(BOTH GRUNT)
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(SQUAWKING)
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(BOTH YELLING)
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(BOTH GRUNT)
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SPIDER-MAN:
Post-apocalyptic
nightmare world?
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I think you meant to say,
"Complete and utter paradise."
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(CRASHES)
(GROANS)
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Finding this shard'll be
like a walk in the park.
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Or more like a swim
through the crystal
blue ocean.
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(CHUCKLES) Maybe
after all the trouble
we've been through,
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we've earned this.
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Ye've earned nothing!
Get off of me island,
ya scurvy maggots!
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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Ah! Swipe! Stab! Poke!
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So, this is really happening.
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Who sent ye?
Ah, doesn't matter.
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Only two ways off
of this island.
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The easy way, or the hard...
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No. Wait. I mean, there's only
one way off of this island.
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The hard way!
And Coco here agrees.
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It's not a deserted island
if you're here, Coco.
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Is he talking
to a coconut?
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I've always wanted to be
a pirate. You look just
as cool as I imagined.
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Argh! Ye madman,
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this is what Web Beard,
the Sea Lord,
always looks like.
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Ye be the ones dressed
strangely with no hats
and no beards.
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But mocking me fancy garments
ain't gonna get you closer
to finding me booty.
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(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
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Pretty sure that was English,
but I have no clue what he's
talking about.
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(SHOUTS)
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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Liars! Why else would ye be
on my desert island if it
weren't for me treasure?
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Look, I can
explain everything.
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We're from another dimension
and, well, we need to get
a shard of a special gem
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before all the different
universes smash together.
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Right, yeah, okay.
Pretty sure that was
the king's English,
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but all I heard was,
"Blah, blah, blah, gem!"
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Ye want me gems!
I knew it!
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Howard sent you, didn't he?
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(YELLS)
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Hah! (GRUNTS)
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Ah! No!
Do not hurt Coco.
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I would never
hurt a coconut.
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That's what they all say.
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Okay. Look,
no one sent us,
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and I promise we don't
want your treasure.
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What's all this craziness
you're talking about?
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Argh!
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I used to be a Captain.
I had me own ship.
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Me own crew.
But did they appreciate
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strong, focused,
and handsome leadership?
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No! They mutinied,
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accused me of trying to keep
all the treasure for meself!
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Were you trying to keep all
the treasure for yourself?
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That's not the point!
They betrayed me!
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If you were hoarding
the treasure,
you betrayed them too.
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Who's telling this story,
me or you?
I be the victim here! Ha!
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Eh, doesn't matter.
I escaped with all
the treasure.
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Wait! It's not over there!
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No, I was pointing
at something else!
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'Cause you...
Ah, oh, oh, no.
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A fragment
of the Siege Perilous?
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Did I say I promise
we're not after
your treasure? Because...
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I knew it! More traitors!
Coco, release me!
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I don't think living alone
on a desert island's
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been very good
for your state of mind.
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Says the guy claiming to be
from another dimension.
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Destroy them, Coco!
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Wait, did that coconut...
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No, it was them.
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Argh. The original traitors!
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And in me own ship,
the Groot.
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Why do you call it
the Groot?
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I am...
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(COUGHS)
I am Groot.
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Never mind.
Figured it out.
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MALE VOICE:
Web Beard, that treasure
belongs to us.
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There is no escape...
(GRUNTS)
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...from the Dread Pirate Duck!
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Argh! Ye be not
a dread pirate.
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Ye be Howard,
the first mate.
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What's all this "ye" talk?
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What, are you putting on some
kind of pirate accent?
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(NO ACCENT)
It's more of an affectation.
People expect it from me.
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(GRUNTS)
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I actually forgot
how much I hated you.
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Look, give us the treasure,
or we're gonna be forced
to take it.
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I'm giving you
to the count of ten.
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(WITH ACCENT)
Hah! I'd like to see ye
count from 10.
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I can do it. Ten, nine,
14, two, seven...
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Ah! Blast it!
He was always
our best counter.
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All we need is the shard.
I've got a plan.
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We surrender!
(SCREAMS)
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We do?
Trust me.
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Maybe Howard's more reasonable
than Web Beard here.
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More reasonable?
I gotta stop trusting you.
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SPIDER-MAN:
I didn't know
they'd use a Kraken.
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Don't worry.
Coco will get us
all out of this.
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Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?
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You ran away?
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Coco, ye blasted traitor!
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All right. Time for
one of my plans.
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SPIDER-MAN: Uh-oh,
the debris hit the Kraken!
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(BOTH GRUNT)
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So we're free now,
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but the Kraken's
angrier than ever?
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We're batting zero
when it comes to
plans today.
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(YELPS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Look, all we need is one gem
from that treasure.
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Yeah, that's how it starts.
First one gem, then it's two,
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then next thing you know,
you build a boat
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out of solid gold
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that sinks to the ocean floor.
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Oh, you all thought it was
a good idea at the time.
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(YELLS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(YELLS)
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(GRUNTS)
Just get in the water.
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Look, once the Kraken
eats you, everything will be
just fine.
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You understand how that's
not appealing to us, right?
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He doesn't understand anything
except his own greed.
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Yeah, you're one to talk,
Greed Beard.
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I never wanted to mutiny.
I only wanted to be heard.
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But you never listened to us.
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Then why didn't ye
say something?
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We did! Did you just
miss the part about
you not listening?
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What?
(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Hey, you two, maybe you need
to meet in the middle.
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Web Beard, stop being
so controlling and listen
to your crew.
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And Howard, trust
in Web Beard's leadership.
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(GRUNTS)
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Sometimes you might not
get exactly what you want,
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but you have to
work together.
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Ugh. Now, of all the stupid...
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Coco!
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No!
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(GROWLS)
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(BOTH GRUNT)
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Aw. Ye saved Coco.
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Least I can do is save
me first mate,
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the Dread Pirate Duck!
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(BOTH GASP)
(BOTH GRUNT)
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(GROWLS)
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The spiders
in the strange costumes
are right.
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We need to work together.
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I take back our mutiny.
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Look at what the spiders
are doing.
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WEB BEARD:
Cosmo, Rocket, grab a line!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Argh! Ha!
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Ha-ha!
Yeah!
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Hey, Cosmo! Why didn't we
ever think to swing on ropes
like that before?
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(WHOOPING)
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(ALL GRUNT)
Let's all make like spiders,
and tangle this thing up.
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Don't let a single
tentacle free!
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(GRUNTS)
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I am Groot!
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Ha!
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROWLS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHING)
Now, that wasn't so hard.
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Ah, not with me mateys
back in the fold.
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We're back.
But going forward,
we all get a vote.
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And I get Groot's vote.
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Aye.
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WEB BEARD:
As a show of thanks,
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let me offer ye the gem
ye wanted so badly.
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Thanks, Web Beard.
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Wait. That gem can do that?
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Ah! I should've just
given them me
solid gold boat!
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(GRUNTS)
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Until later, mateys! Argh!
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(BOTH YELL)
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Ugh! Hope this universe
has a dry cleaner.
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(HORSE SNORTS)
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(PUNCHES)
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
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(MAN GRUNTS)
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I'm thinking
no dry cleaner.
(PUNCHING CONTINUES)
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Boy-howdy.
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I bet the Spider-Man
of this world
is the sheriff.
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(PUNCHES)
(YELLS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
Hands off.
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What's the deal with you two?
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You get kicked
out of the circus?
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Or are you just not right
in the head?
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You're not
a very nice sheriff.
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(CHUCKLES) I'm no sheriff.
He is.
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(SPURS JINGLING)
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Whoa.
What?
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00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,823
Don't know who you
masked men are,
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but my name
is Doc Ock Holiday.
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00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:06,698
I'm in charge around
these parts, and that there's
an outlaw you're harboring.
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00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:10,669
Give him up, and this
all goes easy-like.
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00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:13,004
What did this outlaw
do, exactly?
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This here Web-Slinger
had the nerve to challenge
my authoritize.
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00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:20,345
In this town, I am the law.
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Therefore, anyone opposes me
is against the law.
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I'm not a lawyer,
but that doesn't sound right.
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If it's a fight
you're looking for, stranger,
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you take it up
with my deputy...
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The Phantom Rider.
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00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:41,533
Boys, time for
a strategic retreat.
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(WHISTLES)
Huh?
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(WHINNYING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Come on, now! Hightail it!
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(BOTH GRUNT)
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THE WEB-SLINGER:
Hurry up and move.
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He catches up with you,
you're gonna have
a very bad day.
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There's three of us
and one of him.
I think we could take him.
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00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:06,491
Think again. No one ever
stopped the Phantom Rider.
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Best we can do is
make for the desert.
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00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:11,529
So, uh, what did you do
to cause all this?
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00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:15,200
Me? Doc Ock Holiday seized
control of the whole town
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by taking out
the last sheriff.
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Since then he rules
with an iron fist.
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00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:21,673
Then someone needs
to stand up to him.
241
00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:23,174
Easier said than done.
242
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:27,412
With the Phantom Rider
by his side,
Doc's untouchable.
243
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,847
I think we lost him.
244
00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,048
(EXPLOSION)
245
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,716
(ALL GASP)
246
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,852
(WHINNIES)
247
00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:37,856
You guys invent
the clothesline yet?
248
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,962
Whoa! (YELLS)
249
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:49,033
(GRUNTS)
Eat web, you rattler!
250
00:12:56,909 --> 00:13:02,747
(CHUCKLES) How about we talk
this one through,
civilized-like?
251
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:05,483
This game of cowboys
and Spiders is over.
252
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,485
Eat Arachno-Blast!
253
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:15,894
Nothing? But that move
took down the Goblin!
254
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:19,831
(GROANS)
255
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:23,968
The shard! Glowing?
This makes no sense.
256
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,805
Let my friend go! Whoa.
257
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,474
(GASPING)
258
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,811
There are people in there.
Come on, guys!
259
00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:34,813
(GRUNTING)
260
00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,181
He's leaving us?
261
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:39,584
(GROANS)
262
00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:41,853
(GROANS)
263
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:49,427
(GROANS)
I had the weirdest dream,
where... Oh.
264
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:54,032
Miles, wake up. I think
we're in the hoosegow.
Did I use that word right?
265
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:57,836
(GROANS) Hey!
My web-shooters
are gone!
266
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,404
Mine too. Look.
267
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,174
Our fragment
of the Siege Perilous
is in my shooter,
268
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,644
and it glowed when I was close
to the Phantom Rider.
269
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,179
What's the story with that?
270
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:11,015
Let's find out.
Old-timey jail? Heh.
271
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:14,652
No problem
for Spider Strength...
Ah! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
272
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:18,990
Ha! Electrified bars.
My own invention.
273
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:22,327
You don't get to be sheriff
by being no fool.
274
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:26,197
Can't say the same
for whatever you two
are supposed to be.
275
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,499
Circus performers, maybe?
276
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,635
Here comes the gloating.
277
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:32,804
Different universe,
same Ock.
278
00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:35,073
And that ain't my only
invention, neither.
279
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,175
I have yet to
unveil the fruits
280
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,010
of my latest experiments.
281
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:40,411
(EXPLOSION)
Huh?
282
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,580
Honestly. This infernal town.
283
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:45,416
It's always something.
You boys stay put.
284
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:48,319
Ha! As if y'all
could go anywhere.
285
00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:53,658
I've seen enough Westerns
to know, that explosion?
286
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:56,427
Just a distraction for...
THE WEB-SLINGER: A jailbreak.
287
00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:58,730
(GRUNTS)
288
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:04,002
You abandoned us.
289
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:07,171
Whoa, whoa, settle down,
Arachnid the Kid.
290
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,040
That's "Kid Arachnid."
291
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:12,010
(CHUCKLES)
I didn't abandon anyone.
292
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:16,014
I made a strategic retreat
so I could rescue you later.
293
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,850
It didn't make a lick
of sense for all three of us
get caught.
294
00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:21,753
Time for round two with Ock
and his talkative goon.
295
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:27,225
I didn't bust you out to watch
you get thrown back in.
296
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:29,060
But someone needs
to stand up to Ock.
297
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,095
I don't know what it's like
where you're from,
298
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:34,132
but around here,
an honest man can't win.
299
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:38,369
My Old Uncle Ben
was the last sheriff.
Real good guy.
300
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,306
He went up against Ock
and was never seen again.
301
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:44,709
If Ben couldn't lick him,
no one can.
302
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,177
DOC OCK HOLIDAY:
He's right, you know.
(GASPS)
303
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:51,215
I know what y'all came for.
304
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:53,251
The piece of
the Siege Perilous we need!
305
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,653
Oh, that what it's called?
I didn't rightly know.
306
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,989
But you ain't the first ones
to come after it.
307
00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:00,858
A masked man calling himself
the Wolf Spider
308
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:04,395
come 'round not too long ago,
but I run him out of town.
309
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:08,232
You, however,
I'll simply destroy.
310
00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:13,905
Now I do regret
breaking you out.
311
00:16:13,907 --> 00:16:15,406
You are the worst Spider-Man.
312
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:22,080
(GRUNTING)
313
00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:27,452
Ah! Not my shooting hand!
314
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:31,155
Being a hero, boys...
Not for me. I'm gone.
315
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,523
You can't run
away from a battle!
316
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,662
Is running away
what Uncle Ben would've
wanted you to do?
317
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,864
Well, he ain't here
to ask, is he?
318
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,299
(NEIGHS)
Hi-yah!
319
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:44,102
Hyah!
(WHINNIES)
320
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:47,105
You yellow-bellied coward!
321
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,306
Face me!
322
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:50,341
We'll face you, feet first!
323
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,543
(YELLS)
324
00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:59,450
(CUSTOMERS SHOUTING)
325
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:02,186
Just think of us as part
of the entertainment, folks.
326
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:08,192
Hah.
(GRUNTS)
327
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:12,697
(YELLS)
328
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,699
You have no idea
what that shard is doing.
329
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,300
Reality itself is at risk!
330
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:19,670
(BOTH GRUNT)
331
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:24,208
I reckon I can maximize
the power of this here
Siege Peri-whatsit...
332
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,480
(GASPS)
333
00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:35,153
We thought
you abandoned
us again.
334
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,488
What you said about
Old Uncle Ben was right.
335
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:41,025
He'd want me to fight
to the end. So here I am.
336
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:42,660
Don't matter none.
337
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:45,263
Just another Spider
to squash.
338
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:49,033
Ock, this ain't how we
do things around here,
and you know it.
339
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:51,069
I demand a shoot-out.
340
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:55,373
If I win, the strangers go,
and you free the town.
341
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:58,176
Ha. And if I win?
342
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:02,246
All our fates
are in your hands.
343
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:05,283
(SCOFFS) With your busted up
shooting hand,
344
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:08,219
you couldn't win a draw
even if'n you
had the skill to.
345
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,787
SPIDER-MAN:
Then I challenge you.
346
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:16,794
Why would I agree to a duel
when I have you
at my mercy already?
347
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:20,198
Chicken, huh?
Where I come from,
I got a Doc Ock of my own.
348
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,866
You two are pretty
different though.
349
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:24,202
He'd never back down
from a challenge.
350
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:26,904
But I guess he's made
of sterner stuff.
351
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:29,307
You dare impugn my honor?
352
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:32,610
Doc Ock Holiday never
backs down from a fight!
353
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,146
I will conquer all!
354
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,647
Then you agree
to the showdown?
355
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:40,618
I agree. And may you
rest in peace.
356
00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:45,223
(CLOCK CHIMES)
357
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:48,960
It's high noon, Web-Slinger.
Face me!
358
00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:58,136
Don't mind if I do.
359
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,386
(GRUNTS)
Hyah!
360
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:18,389
(GRUNTS)
361
00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:22,326
Got it!
362
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:25,396
No! That belongs to me!
Without it...
363
00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:33,771
I... I'm free!
364
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:37,542
Uncle Ben!
You're the Phantom Rider?
365
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:44,749
I'm so sorry.
Ock used that shard
to enslave my mind.
366
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,185
(HUFFS)
367
00:19:47,986 --> 00:19:49,120
(YELLS)
368
00:19:49,122 --> 00:19:50,788
We won't let him
get away with that.
369
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,890
I believe this is called
hog-tying.
370
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,358
And I think this
371
00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:58,396
belongs to you,
Sheriff Ben Parker.
372
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:06,404
(GRUNTS)
373
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:09,006
Dr. Octavius Holiday,
374
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:12,877
by order of the law,
you're under arrest.
375
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:15,479
(DOC OCK HOLIDAY YELLS)
376
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:19,217
When I get out of here,
I'm gonna cook your goose!
377
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:21,419
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
378
00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:23,454
(THUDS)
379
00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:26,257
Quit your bellyaching.
380
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,426
Don't take no never mind.
381
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:31,028
He's going away
for a long time.
382
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,264
But I owe you two
out-of-towners.
383
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:35,333
Thank you for all you done.
384
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:38,703
Ah, shucks.
Any Spider would have
done the same.
385
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,504
Ah, don't act like
it was nothing.
386
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:42,773
On account of you,
I got my Uncle Ben back.
387
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:44,609
You weren't
so bad yourself.
388
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:47,578
No. No, I was a coward.
389
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,581
I'm sorry, Uncle Ben.
I ran away.
390
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:54,719
Let strangers fight
for my town instead of me.
391
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:59,290
Hmm. But you came back,
and that's what counts.
392
00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:03,394
I reckon true bravery
is admitting your mistakes
and fixing 'em.
393
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:05,329
You done me proud, kid.
394
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,969
I think our ride's
coming, Spidey.
395
00:21:20,245 --> 00:21:23,247
Uh, Spidey. You okay?
396
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:25,950
Yeah. I just wanted to take
one last look at a world
397
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,452
where Uncle Ben
was still alive.
398
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,655
(SIGHS)
Come on. Let's go.