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SPIDER-MAN: Hey, Miles,
you're really warming up

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to this "falling through
a wormhole" thing.

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There's way less screaming
in terror this time.

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MILES: Yeah, at first
I was all,

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"Ah, I'm in a wormhole!
I'm freaking out!"

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Then, after a while,
you're like,

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(YAWNS)
"This is a long wormhole."

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So, what are we doing here?

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It all started when a mystical
gem called the Siege Perilous
was shattered,

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<i>scattering pieces</i>
<i>across various dimensions.</i>

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Now, those pieces are
coming back together,

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and drawing all the different
universes with them

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on a collision course.
And that's bad.

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<i>Like, end of all reality bad.</i>

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<i>So, we're racing through all</i>
<i>the alternate dimensions</i>

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<i>to gather the shards</i>
<i>and save the universes.</i>

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<i>And to make things worse,</i>

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<i>there's some creep called</i>
<i>the Wolf Spider out there</i>

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<i>trying to gather</i>
<i>the fragments, too.</i>

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<i>I don't know why,</i>
<i>but I'm not looking</i>
<i>to find out.</i>

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(YELLING)

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Whoa! (GRUNTS)

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(SCREAMS)

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Hey, I've been here before.

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(GRUNTS)

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MILES: Wow!

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This place is,
like, retro-cool.

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What's the deal
with the colors?

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Think of this world
like an old movie.

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The Spider-Man here
is a friend. He'll help us.

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I hope so. This place
seems kinda dangerous.

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Like, for example...

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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Light 'em up, boys.

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You got it, Hammerhead.

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Aah!

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(GRUNTING)

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Let me guess.
He didn't signal?

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I've heard of road rage,
but this is outta hand.

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Spider? That you?

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With a sidekick?

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Sidekick?

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(GRUNTS)

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Oh, I'll give
you a side-kick.

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(GRUNTS)

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(GRUNTS)

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Hey, you two look
kinda familiar, but
totally different.

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We look different,
says the guy in the tights.

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Allow us to
introduce ourselves.

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The name's Thunderbolt,
bug-man.

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And this here's Jonesy.

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How many times
do I gotta tell ya?

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Call me the A-Bombardier.
(LAUGHS)

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Shut up.

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(GROANS)
(GRUNTS)

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Whoa, slow down.
We came to stop this fight.

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Put those weapons away.

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(ROARS)

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Nobody tells Mr. Fix-It's
gang what to do.

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Hulk too?

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What is this, the
"Gangsters of S.M.A.S.H."?

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Um, Spidey, was there a Hulk
the last time you were here?

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No, and he's never been
a gangster before.

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So, we might be
in trouble.

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You and your gang
are through, freak.

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This territory belongs
to Hammerhead now.

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Yeah? Your goons are no match
for us, flat-head.

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Beat it, or you'll all
get plugged, but good.

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Nuts to that!

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Let 'em taste
your heaters, boys.
(GUNS COCKING)

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(ALL EXCLAIM)

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(GROWLS)

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(BOTH GRUNT)

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BOTH: Whoa!

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(ALL GASP)

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Hammerhead, time for you
to take a nap.

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A dirt nap.

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(GRUNTS)

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Enough! This neighborhood
is full of innocent people.

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MILES: Including us!

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SPIDER-MAN:
And you don't care.

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Whoa!
Hey!

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What just happened?

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You're welcome.

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You, I know.
You, I'm not so sure.

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You remember Miles.
He came with you

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in that whole
Goblin portal thing.

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Oh, yeah. I tried
to forget that.

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(CONTINUOUS GUNFIRE)

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Thanks for the
assist, Spider.

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Now, let's go
stop that battle!

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Stop it?
You flipped your wig?

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They're doing us a favor.
Say what?

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Fix and Hammerhead
and their gangs are just
crooks bleeding this town dry.

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If they finish each other off,

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they'll be doing
our jobs for us.

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Okay, Mr. Negative.
That's pretty bleak.

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That's not what heroes do.

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He's got a point,
Spidey.

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We're just here for
the shard, really.

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You're supposed
to be on my side.

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The kid's smart.

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The war between these two
has been raging for weeks,

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throwing this whole town
into chaos.

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I say we let 'em
end each other,
once and for all.

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I won't just stand around here
while they destroy the city.

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(GRUNTS)

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You're not going
anywhere, pal.

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Don't do this!
Step aside.

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Um, bad guys
are down there?

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(GRUNTING)

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(YELLS)

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I've made the
modifications, boss,

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but I think that gem
we found could be used
for more than this.

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Gimme that!

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I pay you to
make weapons, Marty.

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Leave the thinking to me.

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(GRUNTING)

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Yo, Spider... Mans?

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This is crazy.
We're all on the same side!

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Whoa! (GRUNTS)

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(GRUNTS)

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The other shard!
It's close by!

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(LAUGHS)

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Check out my
new convincer.

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Ring-a-ding-ding, boys.

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(YELLS)

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(GROANS)

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(LAUGHING)

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What a pathetic waste
of great power.

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(GRUNTING)

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Guys, the shard
we're looking for is here,

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in that creep's gun!

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SPIDER-MAN NOIR:
There's more at stake now
than just a gang war.

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That weapon
is formidable.

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You have no idea.
The shard powering that thing

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is what's crashing all
our universes together.

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I don't know about all your
parallel universe mumbo-jumbo,

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but I know when
my city is in danger.

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And that makes us a team now.

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Sheesh. Finally we
agree on something.

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What are we waiting for?
(GRUNTING)

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Huh? (GROANS)

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(GRUNTS)

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Hello.

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Three bug-men?

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The Spider's got
a gang now, too?

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This town's gone bonkers.

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(GROANS)

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SPIDER-MAN: Hey,
chrome-dome, over here!

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Hey!

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(GRUNTS)

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You rotten spiders!

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I'll pulverize ya!
(SHOUTS)

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Time Fix-It fixed
you for good.

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Whoa!

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(GRUNTS) Sorry, Hulk.
Or Fix-It, or whatever.

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We're not doing that.
Miles, where's the shard?

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Now I'll show you
all its power!

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(GROANS) Good job. Now,
give me that gem, Marty.

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(GRUNTS)

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Martin Li is no more,
Hammerhead.

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(ELECTRICITY PULSING)

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(HAMMERHEAD GROANS)

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There's a new
boss in town.

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Did things go this crazy
the last time you were
in this dimension?

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No. Definitely not.

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Whoa. You see that?

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And I called you
Mr. Negative.

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"Mr. Negative."
I like it.

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You'll be Mr. Nothing
when we're done with you.

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Hit him, boys!

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No!

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(GRUNTS)

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Boys, talk to me.

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Whoa! Missed me.

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That made up for it.

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(GROANS)

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(GRUNTING)

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(YELLS)

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Gentlemen, time
to take a powder.

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No way, you dumb mug.
I gotta save my guys.

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I know, Hulk.
I mean, Fix-It.

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But we don't even know
what we're up against.

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You're no good to your
friends if you end up
as a lawn ornament too.

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Fine. But this ain't over.

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We're coming back for them
as soon as we can.

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Fix-It don't abandon his own.

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Do any of you have
a problem with me

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being the new boss?

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BOTH: Uh-uh.

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(GRUNTING)

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Like what you've done
with the place.

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Haven't done anything
with the place.

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I know. I was...

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They have jokes in
your universe, right?

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(SIGHS)
Last time we met,

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I thought you were headed
somewhere brighter.

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Things changed.

200
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Too bad about your door.

201
00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:07,245
But the bug's right.
This place is a dump.

202
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You're lucky Spider-Man
saved you, Fix-It.

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If it were up to me,
I'd have let Negative
turn you into a statue.

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One less monster
in this town.

205
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Yeah, Spidey.
Why are you working with him?

206
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Like he says,
this gangster

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isn't much more
than a monster.

208
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Who you two
calling "monster"?

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Hey, play nice.

210
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I just saved your green...
Or gray <i> tuches.</i>

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Besides, I know you're
not a monster.

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Hey, ask Mary Jane.

213
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She'll agree. She always
sees the best in people.

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Not anymore.
She's gone.

215
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I don't understand.
What happen...

216
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Ask your friend.
He did it.

217
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I don't know what
you're talking about.

218
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Hey, I remember her.

219
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That <i> Bugle</i> reporter.

220
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That wasn't on me, pal.

221
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Can it.

222
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(SCOFFS) You wouldn't
believe me anyway.

223
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You just think I'm a...
What I am.

224
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And that ain't
ever gonna change.

225
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You're wrong.
Things can change.

226
00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:04,135
What we need right now
is some positivity.

227
00:10:12,878 --> 00:10:15,714
You had your chance,
New York.

228
00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:20,418
Now, you belong
to Mr. Negative!

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(SIRENS WAILING)

230
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Mr. N, the coppers!

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(TIRES SCREECH)

232
00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,660
What do we do?

233
00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:31,329
Time to light
up this town!

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00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:35,800
No!
Aah!

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VOICE: A powerful weapon...
Huh?

236
00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:42,307
Used to be
only one Spider.

237
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Then today,
two more show up.

238
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Now you.

239
00:10:45,579 --> 00:10:46,811
It's getting too crowded.

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I'm not with them.

241
00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:50,115
And if you join me,

242
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I will grant you
unimaginable power.

243
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,353
Just give me that shard.

244
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This little sparkly
gives me all the power I need.

245
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:03,662
What I really want
is less spiders.

246
00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,296
(GRUNTS)

247
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,298
Short-sighted fool!

248
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:10,669
(YELLING) There are
other shards to find!

249
00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:15,040
I don't get it.

250
00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:17,342
Martin Li was always
chump change.

251
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,844
How'd that cut ice
turn him into a somebody?

252
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:22,047
That "cut ice" isn't
from this world.

253
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,549
It's a part of a crystal
called the Siege Perilous.

254
00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:26,685
Like this one.

255
00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:29,888
I'm guessing the shard's
acting like a quantum
photonic lens,

256
00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,322
absorbing light and color

257
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,725
and turning it into dark
energy that feeds Negative.

258
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:36,227
Yeah, that cleared it up,
egg-head.

259
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:40,031
He means that creep's using
the crystal in his hand
like an energy sponge.

260
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:43,201
Told ya you should have
let me smash him when
we had the chance.

261
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,136
For once,
I agree with you.

262
00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:47,172
And if it destroyed you
in the process,

263
00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:48,807
we'd be rid
of two monsters...

264
00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,742
Him and you.

265
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,477
(GROWLS)

266
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:55,880
I told you not
to call me that!

267
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:58,049
SPIDER-MAN: Well, there goes
your security deposit.

268
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,551
(GRUNTING)

269
00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:02,754
(ALL GROAN)

270
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,923
Hmm. This bed's
sort of convenient.

271
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:07,358
Saves a lot of space.
Comfortable.

272
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,893
(GRUNTS)
Or not.

273
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,295
(ROARS)

274
00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:14,833
Stop! You both are
slugging the wrong guy.

275
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:17,268
No. This has been
a long time coming.

276
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,137
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)

277
00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:21,773
You're all wet, bug-man.

278
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:24,209
Now you're going
down the drain.

279
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:25,677
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)

280
00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:26,978
(YELLING)

281
00:12:27,613 --> 00:12:29,280
Ha!

282
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,815
That's just aces.

283
00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:32,751
Aah!

284
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:35,253
(FIX-IT GRUNTING)

285
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:38,423
I sure hope the Spider puts
an end to that Fix-It guy.

286
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:41,126
That'll get us nowhere.
We should be working
with Fix-It.

287
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,027
Why? He's just a goon.

288
00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:44,596
He's more than that.

289
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,931
Hammerhead didn't care
what happened to his people.

290
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:50,769
But Fix-It refused to leave
his friends unless he knew
we'd go back for them.

291
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:54,539
That kind of loyalty?
That sounds like
our world's Hulk.

292
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:55,807
I know there's good in him.

293
00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:58,476
So, why are good guys
fighting good guys?

294
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,879
Just seems like how things
are done in this world.

295
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,113
That's the problem.

296
00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:04,616
(BOTH GRUNT)

297
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:13,525
Boss, over here!

298
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,961
(LAUGHS)

299
00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:21,966
(GRUNTS)

300
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,404
Standing in the middle of
you two is getting real old.

301
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,006
Then stay out of the way!

302
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:31,075
(GROANS)

303
00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:32,510
That's right, hold him.

304
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,815
MILES: Spidey's right.

305
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:39,017
I'll put this in a way
you two can understand.

306
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,285
(CLEARS THROAT)

307
00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:41,853
(IMITATING GANGSTERS)
Here's the story, see?

308
00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,955
Whether you crumbs
vibe it or not,

309
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:46,357
you're on the same side
of the bread, see?

310
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,693
Only way we 86 Mr. Negative

311
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:52,463
is to gum ourselves
together, see?

312
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:55,099
(NORMAL VOICE) See, Spidey?
We just got to talk like them

313
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:56,601
and they'll listen.
(ELECTRICTY PULSING)

314
00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:57,735
Get clear!

315
00:13:58,604 --> 00:13:59,771
No!

316
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:02,106
Miles!

317
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,011
Miles, no!

318
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:13,918
Huh?

319
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:17,422
Hmm. (CHUCKLES)

320
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,526
(LAUGHS)

321
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:25,196
You can't hide from me.
(LAUGHING)

322
00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:28,600
(GRUNTING)

323
00:14:33,138 --> 00:14:34,239
BOTH: Huh?

324
00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:36,875
Scram, you two!

325
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:41,846
Thanks, Hulk.
That ain't my name.

326
00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:43,081
(GRUNTS)

327
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,052
(GRUNTS)

328
00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:56,628
(LAUGHS) One down,
two Spiders to go, eh, boss?

329
00:14:57,763 --> 00:15:01,132
Dragons, go find them.

330
00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:06,537
You two couldn't
stop fighting, and now
we've lost Miles.

331
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,373
Maybe now you know
how I felt,

332
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,575
losing Thunderbolt
and A-Bombardier.

333
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:13,912
There he goes, pretending
to care about anyone
other than himself.

334
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:16,114
Why should I trust him?

335
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:19,083
In my universe, Fix-It is
a hero called the Hulk.

336
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,552
Looks just like him,
only greener.

337
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:23,087
What's "green"?

338
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:26,257
The point is, the Hulk
is one of the bravest
heroes I've ever known.

339
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,792
People treat him
like a monster,

340
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,727
but he's sacrificed time
and again to help others.

341
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:30,962
That's not me.

342
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,697
It could be.
Either way,

343
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,899
the only way we beat
Mr. Negative is together.

344
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:38,937
I told you, I'll never
forget what happened to MJ.

345
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,371
He told you that
wasn't his fault.

346
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,073
I'm supposed
to believe that?

347
00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,241
He just saved us.

348
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:44,976
Truth is,

349
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:47,645
I tried to save her, too.

350
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:50,448
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

351
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,284
<i>Hammerhead set the building</i>
<i>to fall on top of me.</i>

352
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,787
<i>I tried to warn everyone</i>
<i>to get out.</i>

353
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:59,624
<i>But that Watson girl,</i>
<i>she was more than</i>
<i>just a reporter.</i>

354
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,627
<i>She ran in to get</i>
<i>people to safety.</i>

355
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,830
<i>Saved a lot of lives</i>
<i>that day.</i>

356
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:08,066
<i>I held the place together</i>
<i>long as I could.</i>

357
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,434
(STRAINING)

358
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:11,602
(GASPS) No!

359
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,338
(YELLING)

360
00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:16,207
(CRUMBLING)

361
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:22,013
But in the end,
I tried my best,

362
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:23,781
but it wasn't
good enough.

363
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,917
What your lady friend did?

364
00:16:25,919 --> 00:16:28,152
The bravest thing
I ever seen.

365
00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:31,489
I never knew.

366
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,192
I'm... I'm sorry.

367
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,661
For what?
Maybe if I'd been
a better guy,

368
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,329
I wouldn't have been
so quick to misjudge you,

369
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,032
and get Spidey's pal
hurt in the process.

370
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:43,201
Together, for MJ.

371
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,103
What's the plan?
We'll never get close

372
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:46,804
if we try to take
the fight to him.

373
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:49,107
We have to bring him to us.

374
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,212
SPIDER-MAN: Heya,
Martin Li. Marty!

375
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:56,014
Who dares?

376
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:01,152
SPIDER-MAN:
Marty. Oh, Marty?

377
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,688
Spying on everybody
with that searchlight?
No, thanks.

378
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:05,857
(GRUNTS)

379
00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:10,862
(GRUNTS)

380
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:18,069
Fine. We can do this
up close and personal.

381
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,638
Show yourself, cowards!

382
00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:25,643
(GROANS)

383
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,387
I still don't
get this plan.

384
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,990
It's simple. The only way
to stop Mr. Negative

385
00:17:38,992 --> 00:17:41,325
is to get the shard
of the Siege Perilous
back from him.

386
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,061
And the only way
to do that

387
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,929
is to get him to use up
all the power he's absorbed.

388
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:47,065
What if he gets his hands
on your shard

389
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,200
and absorbs us
in the process?

390
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:50,902
Why do you have to be
so negative?

391
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,703
How about,
"Great idea, Spidey"?

392
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:55,039
Probably 'cause it
ain't a great idea.

393
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,507
(LAUGHS)

394
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:59,010
Really?
I've never seen you laugh,
but that makes you laugh?

395
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,346
SPIDER-MAN: They're here.

396
00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:13,624
Punch my ticket, boys.

397
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:18,763
Now, little spiders,
let's start the show.

398
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,466
Great. Don't miss
the coming attractions.

399
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,568
(GRUNTS)

400
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:24,936
SPIDER-MAN NOIR:
Whoa, Negative!

401
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,871
You're jumping at shadows.

402
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,207
SPIDER-MAN: Third time's
a charm, sunshine.

403
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,242
Smoke and mirrors.

404
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:33,878
Face me like men. (GRUNTS)

405
00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:41,285
(SCREAMS)

406
00:18:42,387 --> 00:18:44,322
SPIDER-MAN:
It's curtains for that guy.

407
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:48,993
Aah!
(THUDS)

408
00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:53,331
(GRUNTS)

409
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,336
Running out of gas,
McNegative?

410
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,305
Over here, Negenstein!

411
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,508
(SCREAMS)

412
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:07,245
SPIDER-MAN: Boy, hope
the henchmen union
doesn't hear about that.

413
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,847
Come out and fight
me, cowards!

414
00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:12,517
My thought exactly.

415
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,819
(BOTH GRUNTING)

416
00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:18,823
Huh?

417
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,158
(GRUNTS)

418
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,225
(GROANS)

419
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:25,830
And now, I fix you!

420
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:28,332
(GRUNTS)

421
00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:31,936
Can't believe it!

422
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:36,340
Let's make his sacrifice
worth it! (GRUNTS)

423
00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:39,110
(GRUNTING)

424
00:19:39,112 --> 00:19:41,879
And now, to restore my power!

425
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,447
(GROANING)

426
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,017
Not so fast!
Aah!

427
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,053
MR. NEGATIVE: No!

428
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,121
Yep.

429
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,223
(ROARS)
(GROANS)

430
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,669
(ALL GASP)
Huh?

431
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:07,872
Sweet applesauce,
I'm alive!
What was that?

432
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:13,077
(YELLS)
Did I miss something?

433
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:15,646
(GRUNTS)

434
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,085
(GROANS)

435
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:23,588
Guess we really turned
this Negative into a positive.

436
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,256
Yep, said it.
Oh, brother.

437
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:26,657
MR. FIX-IT: Whoa.

438
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,259
SPIDER-MAN NOIR: Whoa.
Everything's changed.

439
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:30,394
Hey, what gives?

440
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,330
You're not a
monster anymore.

441
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,631
You're a hero.

442
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,269
This kind of power, though,

443
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:41,372
doesn't suit this city.
Not yet, anyway.

444
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,241
It's better if you take it.

445
00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:47,945
I owe you one, pal.

446
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,448
I have a feeling it won't
be the last time.

447
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,717
Partners?

448
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:56,420
Bug-man, I think this
is the beginning of a
beautiful friendship.

449
00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:01,759
I'm here! I'm here!
(GRUNTS)

450
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:05,463
So, looks like
I missed a lot.

451
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,298
You can read all about it
in the funny pages.

452
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,433
What does that even mean?

453
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,602
It means we've got
another piece of the
Siege Perilous.

454
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,771
One that Wolf Spider
won't be getting.

455
00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:24,348
Come on, let's go.

456
00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:27,351
And that's our cue
to get out of here.

457
00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:30,988
Fade to black.