I know this looks like some kind of extreme water sport--
But this ain't no joyride!
This is the new york sewer system.
That's right! Which if the smell doesn't kill you,
The lizard will.
[growls]
[gasps]
Whoa! Yeah! Woo!
Uh-oh.
Brakes. Brakes. Brakes!
Brakes!
Oh, it broke!
Whoa!
[growls]
[grunts]
[snarls]
[electricity snaps]
Didn't count on the added tech.
[roars]
Well, there's some iron for your diet.
Surrender, sewer creature!
[cries out]
You don't realize the power I possess!
I should explain a few things here.
You see, iron patriot is really norman osborn in hi-tech armor.
Yeah, that norman osborn.
Father of my best friend harry
And the villain formerly known as the goblin.
He's doing better now. Well, sort of.
And the scaly, angry reptile, the lizard?
That's really my pal, doc connors.
He's not quite himself today. But I'm here to help.
I don't know what norman's doing.
Stand still, connors!
[snarls]
Fine. Have it your way.
[grunts]
[snarls]
Whoa!
Hey, partner!
Maybe try to show a little self control!
Not to mention aim a little better.
I mean-- yeesh.
[walls rumble]
That's not good.
Don't worry! I got it!
Oh, no! Don't stop on my account.
I'm only about to get squashed over here!
[struggles]
Ahh!
Umm. Guess who's in a lot of trouble?
It's time to play "who's in trouble?"
Our first contestant is holding up
A small section of manhattan
And is on the verge of being crushed.
For the big jackpot, say it with me.
Who's in trouble?
[audience gasps]
Uh-- me?
That's right! It is you!
[strains]
Hey, partner, not sure I can hold this up much longer.
[grunts]
[electricity snaps]
[growls]
You won't escape that easily!
You think maybe before
You chase after him you could help me,
You know, not be crushed to death?
[sighs]
Thanks for the help. Victory dance?
Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. All right. Yea.
There's nothing to celebrate.
It was just a little cupid shuffle.
Before I had to let him go to save you,
I managed to grab this.
Doc ock teched up the lizard?
Yes. But the unprincipled thief used my technology
As a starting place.
Wait a sec.
What's that?
It looks like--
Some kind of formula.
Exactly. Maybe this was left on purpose.
Maybe we were supposed to find it.
Looks like this situation doesn't stink as bad as we thought.
[cringes] all right, I take that back.
And you say that you found this formula on the walls
Of the new york sewer system?
Exactly, agent coulson. It's incredible.
I've broken it down and figured out that it's some kind of serum compound.
[computer whirs]
I think doc connors did it.
I think he finally figured it out.
This formula is a dna trigger.
It can reverse connors' abnormal genetics
Like an on and off switch.
Do you know what that means?
[beeps]
He wants to be cured.
Otherwise, why write out the formula?
It's like a cry for help. And I'm gonna help him.
Don't you think it's a little premature to--
Hey, webhead, you gotta come check this out.
Director fury, the time has come to be proactive.
Or octavius is going to use my technology
To supercharge every villain in the world.
This is weird.
I know norman's cured and all,
But seeing him with fury like this, I don't know.
Listen, we all know this ain't normal.
Yeah, last guy that yelled at fury
Left the tri-carrier through a window.
[glass breaks] [screams]
[monkey squawks]
At least fury admits
That norman osborn knows his tech-talk.
Besides, I think this is one of those
"keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" situations.
Gotcha. Cause norman was a friend then an enemy.
Now he's a friend but will he stay that way?
So we're keeping him close
Because he could possibly be both.
Ahh. Brain freeze.
Yeah, something like that.
Enlightenment is not easily achieved.
Well, I'm gonna vote good guy.
Director fury, you need to see this.
Bugle breaking news. We've just got word
That ryker's island prison is under attack.
A massive breakout is under way
And the prisoners are escaping!
No doubt spider-man is some how involved
In this mayhem and destruction.
Oop! There it is.
Well, at least he's consistent.
All right, team, get locked and loaded and head out.
I'm going, too. Don't try and stop me, fury.
Keep an eye on osborn.
And remember to keep your friends close.
Ahh! Brain freeze again!
Break off into teams.
Team one start re-capturing the prisoners.
On it.
Team two, get control of the fire and seal the exits.
What are you gonna do?
I'm gonna make sure no one's sneaking out the back door.
Get back to your cells!
They're not listening to ya.
[grunt]
Really?
And you call yourself a bad guy.
[grunts] hiyah!
Don't get cocky, power man. Leave that to the webhead.
[grunts]
No way! Whoa!
This prison break is bad.
But there's not one reason my team can't take care of this.
[grunts]
Okay, maybe there's six reasons.
And there he is.
Our common enemy: Spider-man.
The very reason I have freed my allies.
You know, I'm flattered and all
But feel free to pick another common enemy.
That's totally cool with me.
We were just about to tear new york city apart
Looking for you. How nice of you to come to us.
Well, I missed you guys.
It's been awhile since I kicked your butts.
Indeed. But now, why don't you try to "kick the butts",
Of the new and improved technologically advanced sinister six!
[growls]
[spider-man] the lizard,
You already know about him.
[yells]
Not a big shock to see electro here.
Heh. Pun.
[growls]
Kraven. With this new tech, he's hunting for a rematch.
Speaking of tech, the rhino doesn't know when to quit.
His armor's got armor!
Check out that crazy teched out tail on scorpion.
And your arch enemy and mine,
The king of creepy, doctor octopus.
Hmm. Quite the boy band you brought together, doc.
Why don't you just skip to the break up
And save everyone the torture. Especially me.
[engine revs]
Ahh!
Hiyah!
One on one, these guys are tough enough but--
Whoa! Six at one time?
Don't forget about your friend spider-man.
He wants to play too.
[roars]
Yo team! I need to even the odds!
Doc connors, it's me! I'm your friend, remember?
[electricity snaps]
Ahh!
Yes, your friend.
He's going to help us destroy you and your team!
Heh. Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Did someone ask for a light?
[laughs]
You can run!
[grunts]
But you cannot hide.
[yells]
Your demise is inevitable.
Doc connors, it's me! I know you can hear me!
I know you're reaching out to me.
[cries out]
[grunts]
Not that way!
[screams]
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
[grunts]
Scorpion, if you would be so kind as to help the spider-man
And end his very existence.
It would be my honor.
[grunts]
[yells]
[cries out]
[yells]
Hiyah!
[grunts]
Whew. Now that's what I call back up.
Go team go.
All right guys, let's set formation.
Power man, take rhino. White tiger, kraven.
Iron fist, the scorpion. Nova attack electro.
Yeah, uh, guys, let's uh--
Spider-man, you handle the lizard
And I will deal with doctor octopus.
Uh, sure, yeah.
Remember that their weakness is purely psychological.
They don't believe you can win.
[grunts]
You wanna trade fists with me?
Are you kidding? It's my favorite game.
I wanna see you dance, chump!
Ha! Ha! Missed me!
[grunts]
Wow. Norman's kind of a natural leader.
Maybe we were worried for nothing.
Spider-man, follow the lizard. Are you sure?
Yes. We can handle these villainous gnats.
Okay. "gnats"?
Was that a bug joke at my expense?
Well, anyway, seems like he's got things under control
And I want to help doc connors so win-win.
[snarls]
Have you learned nothing since our last encounter, child?
Let me show you how much I've learned, kraven,
When I bounce you right back into your cell.
You should not be here, scorpion.
My defeat in k'un lun only fueled my need for revenge against you.
How better to achieve it than to join your enemies?
[grunts]
Hey, boys!
Anybody wanna switch partners?
Gladly!
[grunts]
Kiyah!
Hiyah!
[laughs]
[cries out]
I got you.
[grunts]
Stick to my orders!
Your orders aren't working anymore.
[grunts]
You're just not executing them correctly.
We're a little busy trying not to get executed.
They're slamming us.
Then fight harder!
[laughs]
You were more intimidating as a villain.
As a hero, not so much.
And you are not intimidating in the least.
You are a tentacled troll with an inferiority complex.
And I will bring you to justice.
To justice?
You really are trying to play the hero?
I am not playing, octavius.
Then you are a fool!
And even more of a fool to think that I do not have
The means to deal with the likes of you.
Deal with this!
Hey, watch out! You almost hit us!
I never thought I'd say this, but I want the web-slinger back.
Where'd he go?
Ugh. I swear I saw the lizard come this way.
Ahh!
[growls]
Doc, we can help you.
I've got the cure right here. The one you wrote on the walls.
Whoa!
I know you can hear me. I know that you meant for me
To make this cure for you.
[roars]
Jeeze, it's your formula, dude.
All right, well, let's see if it works.
Here goes nothing.
Oh.
[cries out]
Doc, please, we're friends.
Don't you remember? [grunts]
[cries out]
[grunts]
He could have just said no.
You dishonor yourself, and our home.
This won't be like last time, kraven!
Whoa!
[grunts]
[strains]
[laughs]
[cries out]
This is fun!
[laughs]
Power man! My team!
[growls]
[snarls]
Gentlemen,
Let's give this so-called iron patriot
A proper, sinister salutation.
You will pay for your insolence!
It was never a question of if we would win,
But a question of how easily.
[grunts]
[cries out]
[grunts]
It appears we have won!
Go ahead.
End it now.
[laughs]
You wanted to be a hero.
[grunts]
Now you want to suffer a hero's defeat?
I don't like the looks of those whatever they are.
Oh, don't worry, spider-man.
I don't want him to be a hero.
I want him to live as the monster he really is.
No!
Ahh!
Maybe we should see what
The goblin serum does to you, spider-man?
Ugh, yeah, I vote no.
Sorry, ock, I already had my vitamins today.
[cries out]
[grunts]
Ahh!
Lizard,
End him!
[cries out]
Whoa!
Now I can finally deal
With my other hated enemy.
Not so fast, ugly!
Ahh!
Got to stop ock from injecting norman. But first--
[strains]
[grunts]
Now, let's see if this formula really works.
[roars] whoa!
[yells]
[grunts]
[groans]
Norman!
You dared to save the good doctor,
But this fight is far from over!
That was goblin serum! Do you have any idea what you've one, ock?
[laughs] no. No!
I know exactly what I've done.
I've won. Get him!
I don't know about you, but I'm having a blast here.
[yells]
[grunts]
Stand still, would ya?
Kraven, grab connors.
Do not order me.
Just do it!
I just got the doc back
And there's no way you're taking him away again.
[grunts]
[both grunt]
This is your true form, goblin.
You've always known this.
And it's in your true form
That you shall be destroyed by my sinister six.
No! It's you that shall be destroyed!
[yells]
Get off me! Stop!
Help! Help me, you fools!
No!
[spider-man] hey, ladies.
Who wants to play a game of tech tag?
[yells]
[groans]
You're it, horn-head.
Now you!
[strains]
[grunts]
Finally, a little bowling for pinheads.
[grunts]
Strike!
[pants]
[grunts]
[groans]
No one controls the goblin!
Uh, thanks?
This whole "keep your friends close and your enemies closer" thing
Is getting more confusing by the minute.
[clock ticks]
[grunts]
All this time, you've had it all wrong, octavius.
I've always been your master.
[cries out]
[laughs]
[glass vials clink]
Look what we have here.
And look what we have there!
[laughs]
I will end this hunt now!
Heh. You know, you say that every time.
[cries out]
Hey, sparky.
[both grunt]
Time to unplug.
I can't believe it. I think I won.
[goblin laughs]
Won?
On the contrary, spider-man,
You have lost everything.
No! I won't let you take them!
Gah! These gloves!
Norman, no, don't do this!
Spider-man.
Doc.
You did it.
You saved me.
Yeah, but I've got a lot more saving to do.