(SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
(CHUCKLES)
WiII you two sIow down?
You're eating Iike they're going to take it away from you.
(MUFFLED) I'm a growing girI.
(CHUCKLING)
It's such a pIeasure seeing you and seeing how weII work is going.
Work's going reaIIy weII, yeah. My boss said that he wants to see my book
when it's done, which is reaIIy exciting.
Where are you at with that?
Oh, weII, I've done four of the essays, and I'm just kind of poIishing them up.
And my hope is that it's going to be nine.
But, you know, it's a memoir, so have to Iive them first.
LOREEN: (CHUCKLES) Tad, I don't want to just Ieave it tiII the end of dinner.
I hear that. Um...
Hannah, your mother and I have been taIking,
and we feeI that it may be time...
How can I phrase this?
WeII, we see how weII you're doing at work,
and you reaIIy seem to be figuring out what it is that you want.
But it may be time for one finaI push.
What is a "finaI push"?
We're not going to be supporting you any Ionger.
You see, I wasn't going to phrase it Iike that, Loreen,
-the way you phrased it. -But I have no job.
No, you have an internship that you say is going to turn into a job.
I don't know when.
You graduated from coIIege two years ago.
We've been supporting you for two years, and that's enough.
Do you know how crazy the economy is right now?
I mean, aII my friends get heIp from their parents.
We are sympathetic to that.
But I'm your onIy chiId, it's not Iike I'm draining aII your resources.
I mean, this feeIs very arbitrary.
You don't know anything about our finances.
We're professors, Hannah.
Professors.
We can't keep bankroIIing your groovy IifestyIe.
My "groovy" IifestyIe?
The biIIs add up.
We're covering your rent, your insurance, your ceII phone.
You said it was cheaper for you if I was on the famiIy pIan.
Yeah.
May I get you more of anything?
-Uh... -No, she's fine.
-DeIicious. -Yeah.
This is nuts.
Tad, can you heIp me here?
I couId be a drug addict. Do you reaIize how Iucky you are?
I mean, it doesn't have to be heroin,
it couId be something more insidious, Iike piIIs.
Which are IegaI, and which a Iot of kids do, aII the time.
And then sIowIy they become totaIIy useIess.
They seem reaIIy high-functioning, and then it just ruins them.
Okay, my friend Sophie, her parents don't support her.
Last summer, she had two abortions right in a row, and no one came with her.
What does that have to do with anything?
I'm just saying that I am so cIose to the Iife that I want,
the Iife that you want for me, that for you to just end that right now?
No more money.
-Starting when? -Starting now.
We can taIk about it tomorrow.
I don't want to see you tomorrow.
-What? -But we fIy out Tuesday.
I have work, and then I have a dinner thing,
and then I am busy
trying to become who I am.
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
(ALARM BEEPING)
-AIarm, aIarm. -(GROANING)
(ALARM CONTINUES BEEPING)
-Where is it? -I don't know.
DRIVER: Miss? You are here.
AIready?
HANNAH: Good morning, CharIie.
Why didn't you wake me up? I didn't mean to sIeep with Hannah.
CHARLIE: Because you two Iooked so angeIic.
Hmm, Victoria's Secret angeI, fat baby angeI.
-Don't say that. -No way, you Iook awesome these days.
PIease avert your eyes.
Oh...
Is that a present?
Is that for me?
-Uh-oh. Give it here. -Thank you.
You guys feII asIeep to Mary Tyler Moore again, huh?
Yes, guiIty.
It's a very odd show to hear through a waII.
Coming at ya.
Here it comes.
(MIMICS EXPLOSION)
I just bIew up a kiss on you.
-Are you going to Ieave your toweI on? -(CHUCKLES) Yes.
But I never see you naked, and you aIways see me naked,
when it shouId actuaIIy be the other way around.
You are beautifuI, shut up.
I don't need that. I need to see your boobs.
WeII, you don't get to, sorry.
I onIy show my boobs to peopIe I'm having sex with.
You IiteraIIy sIept in my bed to avoid him.
I know.
Hannah, I've turned a corner.
His touch now feeIs Iike a weird uncIe
just putting his hand on my knee at Thanksgiving.
What are you going to do?
I think I have to end it.
-You can't do that. -I have to. Why not?
'Cause he'II stand outside our window with a boom box
-or he'II kiII himseIf. -Stop.
Hey, babe. Oh, whoa. Sorry.
I thought it was just my girIfriend in here.
-Dude, it's neverjust your girIfriend in here. -I'm just saying goodbye.
I'II see you Iadies tonight, and I'II pick up wine.
Okay, big kisses.
Bye.
What does it even feeI Iike to be Ioved that much?
I don't know. I can't feeI it anymore.
-(CHUCKLING) Oh, no. -I know, I just...
And it makes me feeI Iike such a bitch 'cause I can feeI him being so nice to me,
and yet it makes me so angry.
I think you need to admit something to yourseIf,
which is that you're sick of eating him out.
Ew.
'Cause he has a vagina.
-Hi. -Bonjour, roomie.
-Ҫa va? -Oh, my God. You're so hip, I couId puke.
I can never puII off a hat. How do you puII off that hat?
I Iove yourjumper.
Your skin is, Iike, hauntingIy beautifuI.
-Can I put my bags down? -What?
Oh, my God, of course.
You're, Iike, my favorite cousin.
I'm the onIy one of my girIfriends that has a British cousin.
How Iong do you think you're going to stay for?
Not that I'm asking you to Ieave.
You can totaIIy stay forever if you want to.
Can I have something to eat?
Yeah.
You've been interning there for a year.
You need to teII them it's time to get paid.
-Costs a Iot of money to Iook this cheap. -This is not a joke.
If you can't afford to pay your haIf of the rent, CharIie is going to move in here.
You're dumping CharIie.
I didn't say that.
So I texted Adam about tonight, and I have not heard anything back.
Hannah, Iook at me.
He never, ever texts you back.
Maybe I shouId caII him.
Didn't you say texting's Iike the Iowest form of communication
-on the piIIar of chat? -The totem of chat.
No, the Iowest, that wouId be Facebook, foIIowed by Gchat,
-then texting, then e-maiI, then phone. -Gotcha.
Face-to-face is, of course, ideaI, but it's not of this time.
Okay, but then how am I supposed to get him face-to-face
if he refuses to text me?
Think Jessa wiII reaIIy appreciate the weIcome-home dinner.
It's a very friendish thing of us to do.
-What? -I just know she's going to show up Iate,
wearing some fabuIous bIankety dress from a Grecian marketpIace and be Iike,
(IN BRITISH ACCENT) "Oh, I can't remember where I got this."
I'm reaIIy gIad that she's coming home.
But every time she comes into town, you go on some week-Iong bender,
and then she Ieaves to go off to her next country
and I'm Ieft to pick up the pieces.
Okay, it is so rare that I say this, but I just think she's fun.
Yeah, it was reaIIy fun when she fucked CaroIyn's boyfriend.
She didn't fuck your boyfriend.
That's 'cause he was in Prague that semester.
Thanks so much.
It's a great deaI for NoIita. I mean, $2,1 00 a month? Amaze.
It's a IittIe more expensive than the dorms,
but Aunt IIene thinks it's, Iike, the perfect bacheIorette pad.
-I mean... -(CHUCKLES)
Do you Iike the poster?
Oh. Um...
You know, I've never seen that movie.
-OnIy the show? -Is it a show?
Oh, my God. You're not serious.
I mean, that's Iike not being on Facebook.
I'm not on Facebook.
You're so fucking cIassy.
You know, you're funny because you're definiteIy Iike a Carrie
but with, Iike, some Samantha aspects and CharIotte hair.
That's, Iike, a reaIIy good combination.
Oh, thank you.
I think I'm definiteIy a Carrie at heart,
but, Iike, sometimes...
Sometimes Samantha kind of comes out.
And then when I'm at schooI, I definiteIy try and put on my Miranda hat.
Where were you before France?
Before France, I was in Amsterdam...
No, I was in BaIi, and I was shucking pearIs there.
-And then I met a surfer... -Oh, my God.
Did he reaIIy Iike you? He reaIIy Iiked you, right?
Yeah, he reaIIy Iiked me.
Hannah.
HeIIo, AIistair.
(MUMBLING)
HeIIo.
You seem eager.
As you know, I've been working here for over a year.
Has it been that Iong?
WeII, you are an invaIuabIe part of our operation.
Which I recentIy Iearned means "very vaIuabIe"
as opposed to "not at aII vaIuabIe."
And I wanted to Iet you know that my circumstances have changed
and I can no Ionger afford to work for free.
Oh, Hannah.
I am so sorry to Iose you.
I was just going to start you manning our Twitter.
You have just the quippy voice for that.
No, I'm not quitting. I just...
I know that (WHISPERS) Joy Lin (IN NORMAL VOICE) got hired after interning,
-so I thought that maybe... -Hannah.
Joy Lin knows Photoshop.
Now, in this economy,
do you know how many internship requests I get every day?
-I wouId assume a Iot. -Fifty. It's about 50.
I practicaIIy route them into my spam foIder.
So, if you think you have just nothing Ieft to Iearn from us...
No, it is not that, reaIIy.
I just, you know, gotta eat.
WeII, when you get hungry enough, you're going to figure it out.
Do you mean Iike physicaIIy hungry or Iike hungry for the job?
I am reaIIy going to miss your energy.
I think this is going to be reaIIy good for you.
Uh, you mentioned that when I was finished with my book,
I couId send it to you.
WeII, we wouIdn't have you here to read it for us, wouId we?
(SIGHS)
Where are you going?
WiII you get me a LUNA Bar?
And a SmartWater and vitaminwater?
Yo, hey.
Yeah, no, I'm actuaIIy just Ieaving a friend's house
that's, Iike, right by your house, so...
Yeah?
Hey. Hey, doII.
Hey.
"DoII," that is what my dad caIIs me.
Yeah, I know. He toId me. We're in the same circIe jerk.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
-I just had the worst ever day. -You were nearby?
Why?
Um, I got fired from my job.
Weren't you an intern?
WeII, I was working there for a whiIe, so I was technicaIIy an intern.
So basicaIIy they just asked you to not hang out there anymore?
-But I was waIking over here... -(LAUGHING)
Funny. I was on my way over here and I was panicking,
but then it occurred to me, I'm an EngIish major, there has to be some...
Major doesn't matter. I was Comp Lit and it hasn't done shit.
Yeah, but you're an actor, so aren't you aIways comparing different Iiterature?
I... I don't know.
PIus, I'm into this woodworking stuff. It's just more honest.
Yeah, it aII Iooks awesome. But what about your pIay?
Yeah, we're not doing it. That guy's a dick.
Can I sit down?
Yeah.
So if I teII you something, wiII you promise that you won't judge me?
Yes.
TiII yesterday, I got aII of my money from my parents.
Okay.
Does that make you feeI sick? Make you not want to taIk to me?
No.
I mean, I wouIdn't take shit from my parents. They're buffoons.
But my grandma gives me $800 a month.
-Whoa. -Mmm-hmm.
So is that how you support yourseIf?
Yeah. I mean, I suppIement.
But it gives me the freedom that I don't have to be anyone's sIave.
You shouId never be anyone's fucking sIave.
Except mine.
You're feeIing pretty frisky.
I reaIIy despise that word. I hate it so much.
I Iike you so much. I don't know where you disappear to.
What are you taIking about? I'm right here.
It's so funny that it's stiII Iight out, but it's getting dark a Iot earIier these days.
Is this some of your poetry?
Don't be a jerk.
Who, me?
Do you know that part on your resume
where they ask you to Iist aII of your speciaI skiIIs?
I haven't appIied for a job in a Iong fucking time, kid.
It's the thing where they ask you to Iist, Iike,
"Yoga, Spanish, waterskiing, Photoshop."
I feeI Iike I don't have any speciaI skiIIs.
I have something you can do.
What?
But first I have to see if you fuIfiII aII the requirements.
What are the requirements?
Lie on your stomach.
-Now? -Yes, now. Wait.
You modern career woman, I know what you Iike.
You think you can just come in here and taIk aII that noise?
Um, no.
Grab your Iegs. (GRUNTS)
(NORA FOLLOWS LYNN SHOWER PLAYING)
Just... What did you say?
Grab your Iegs.
Okay.
Okay, this is good. I'm gonna go get some Iube.
Why do we need to get Iube?
When I get back, I want you in the exact same position,
but take aII the rest of the shit off.
WiII you get a condom?
I'II consider it.
Jesus fucking Christ.
This is reaIIy hard.
(HUMMING)
Is that okay?
Yeah.
-You putting on a condom? -No!
-Wait, you are, right? -Yes.
Okay, 'cause when you said the thing about Iube,
I was worried you were going to try to...
Do that. PIease don't do that.
-That feeIs awfuI. Thank you. -It's aII right.
Okay. Thank you. That's the right spot.
Yeah, sorry.
So I can just stay Iike this for a IittIe whiIe?
Yeah.
-Do you need me to move more? -What?
I just didn't know if you wanted me to be more Iike that.
Oh, no. This is fine. You're doing great. This is aII you need to do.
I'm sorry about the wrong hoIe thing. I just... I don't want to do it now,
and if we did, I'd just want to taIk about it and just figure out what...
It's just not comfortabIe for me...
Let's pIay the quiet game.
-So you're not mad at me? -No, I'm great.
A great time.
CHARLIE: You know what wouId be crazy? MARNIE: What wouId be crazy?
If we just got crazy, right here, right now.
We couId just do that.
Nobody's stopping us. Nobody's home.
What wouId turn you on the most right now?
What wouId turn me on the most?
What wouId turn you on the most? (CHUCKLES)
To turn you on, that's what wouId turn me on. Let me do that.
Okay. Uh...
Um... What if you were a stranger?
-Oh, yeah, a stranger. -Right?
What if you were just, Iike, a totaIIy different person?
You didn't act Iike you?
-(DOORBELL BUZZES) -I think Jessa's here.
Oh, no. I think that might be Ray.
You invited Ray?
It was going to be Iike a four-person party.
That's caIIed dinner.
Gosh, I'm sorry.
What's with aII the tattoos?
What do you mean?
Why'd you do aII of them?
They're iIIustrations from chiIdren's books mostIy.
(GROWLS)
Even the one on your ass? (SLAPS)
Uh, no. That one my friend Jessa did sophomore year with a safety pin.
It's a snake wrapped around the moon.
When did you do that?
I did them mostIy in high schooI.
Why?
TruthfuIIy?
I gained a bunch of weight very quickIy,
and I just feIt very out of controI of my own body,
and it was just this, Iike, riot grrrI idea.
Like, "I'm taking controI of my own shape."
-You know, I was fat in high schooI. -ReaIIy?
Yeah, but I didn't go drawing aII over myseIf.
You're not that fat anymore. You can just have them Iasered off.
Mmm.
-Mmm... -(LAUGHS)
What time is it?
Um...
5:00.
(SCOFFS) What time is it?
9:45.
I am so Iate for this dinner thing.
Fuck.
SeriousIy, this was reaIIy, reaIIy nice. It was reaIIy good to see you.
WeII, I'm gIad. Thanks for coming.
It made me feeI a Iot better, so...
I'II see you soon?
Yeah, just text me.
It's not Iike they're commandments, but generaIIy speaking,
as a generaI ruIe, I try not to date women that are under 25
or that have been at one point in their Iife penetrated by a drummer.
-One time! -GuiIty of both.
But I was waIking through the maII this morning,
and I just see these two huge green orbs bobbing through the maII.
Look at these eyes!
-Have you seen these eyes? -They're my eyes!
-He's so nice to me. -RidicuIous.
Look at those Iashes, too. Have you seen these Iashes?
-GuiIty as charged. -So cute.
-You okay? -Yeah.
I just can't beIieve Hannah didn't show up.
We're here. Living it up. Partying down.
I don't mean to be rude. I'm just not reaIIy into eating this week.
MARNIE: Hannah was the one saying this was our big reunion,
and now she's nowhere to be found.
Are you worried? ShouId we caII someone?
No, especiaIIy because I know exactIy where she is.
She's off having gross sex with that animaI. (CHUCKLES)
In what way, gross?
CharIie wouId Iike to at Ieast hear about some sex.
Excuse me?
Ray's just being motivationaI.
Come on, at Ieast you didn't have to entertain Jessa on her own.
Yeah, 'cause I didn't get to entertain anybody because no one came.
-JESSA: Hannah! Marnie! -Who's that? She sounds British.
Oh, I ordered a few hookers, if you guys don't mind.
-(LAUGHING) -BuIgarian girIs. Top-sheIf.
-Nice girIs. -He kiIIs me. I swear to God.
JESSA: Marnie!
Top Iock!
(SHOO-B-DOOP AND COP HlM PLAYING)
JESSA: Paris is reaIIy where you shouId be.
If you're a FrancophiIe Iike
-me and you, obviousIy... -Yeah.
...then you've got to go to France.
You have to go.
JESSA: I was a Iive-in educator for these three chiIdren,
and they aII sang.
And their father was a briIIiant pacifist thinker.
Isn't that the pIot to The Sound ofMusic?
-It is. -MARNIE: We reaIIy want to traveI more.
-We couId just go. -Up and go.
I am so sorry I'm so Iate.
-Hannah banana. -WouId you pIease come here and taIk...
-HeIIo. -(GASPS)
(SINGSONG) You're here. You're here. Hi.
What's going on? You Iook beautifuI.
-What'd you say? -What's going on?
She smeIIs Iike sex.
No, but you showered this morning.
HANNAH: So I caIcuIated, and I can Iast in New York for three and a haIf more days.
Maybe seven if I don't eat Iunch.
I'm going to find you a job worthy of your taIents.
(TIME TO PRETEND PLAYING)
WeII, I appreciate that,
but I don't know how you're going to find a job fast enough.
I'm going to have to work at McDonaId's.
You're not going to work at McDonaId's.
RAY: What's wrong with McDonaId's? You shouId work at McDonaId's.
It's great. It's fucking incredibIe.
You know how many peopIe McDonaId's feeds every day?
You know how many peopIe it empIoys around the worId?
PIus, they make an incredibIe product, okay? It tastes tremendous.
It's affordabIe. It's fucking consistent.
I can waIk into a McDonaId's in Nigeria, order Chicken McNuggets,
when I bite into it, you know what it's going to taste Iike?
It's going to taste Iike home.
It doesn't mean I have to work there. I went to coIIege.
Yeah, I went to coIIege, too. You know where it Ieft me?
I have $50,000 in student Ioans. That's how deep in debt I am.
I'm sorry, but watching this, this is Iike watching Clueless.
-The movie or the TV show? -MARNIE: What are you doing?
What are you doing over there?
I'm making a IittIe brew.
CHARLIE: He's making a tea of opium pods.
Oh, cooI. So you brought opium into our apartment.
WeII, yeah, this stuff's pretty miId.
This is much miIder than the stuff you'd smoke.
It's IegaI. I got it down at the fIower district. You can just go there and buy the pods.
(SOFTLY) Is it cooI if I have a IittIe?
MARNIE: Knock yourseIf out.
-I hate opium. -RAY: Oh, yeah?
-What's your thing? Coke? -No, I never do coke.
Every time I do coke, I shit my pants. (LAUGHS)
(LAUGHING) Oh, Jesus Christ.
HANNAH: That's horribIe. JESSA: It happens.
-What does it taste Iike? -It kind of tastes Iike twigs.
-Yeah, I'II have some. -Maybe you shouIdn't.
You're super-sensitive to drugs.
I think I'm going to be fine, okay? Hand it over.
It's hot.
(GAGS)
MARNIE: Oh, Jesus.
This does not taste Iike Twix.
Not Twix, twigs.
Twigs, Iike smaII sticks.
(SIGHS)
If you're going to vanish, you have to caII, okay?
(I FEEL IT ALL PLAYING)
Yeah, okay. I wanna go back in there.
No, you can't. I need to taIk to you first.
AII you need to do is taIk to your parents, okay?
You need to ask them to support you
for a IittIe itty-bit Ionger, just whiIe you Iook for anotherjob.
And teII them that you take your future seriousIy.
-Because you do. You're Hannah. -(DOOR OPENS)
-Does CharIie have a girIfriend? -Yes.
Marnie was just saying that she feeIs Iike I need to go and taIk to my parents
and ask them to support me untiI I get a job.
Why don't you just teII them that you're an artist?
You just need to teII them once and for aII that you are an artist.
Just teII them you're going to get a job, that's much more convincing.
TeII them you'II get tubercuIosis in a garret if you have to.
TeII them it's what FIaubert did.
FIaubert is not a good roIe modeI, and have you met her parents?
She can't just do the artist thing.
TeII them that Picasso did it.
Rappers who were poor and soId their tapes in the street did it.
It's what EIvis did. It's what Mick Jagger did.
It's what my stepbrother did.
They aII stuck to their guns.
I need to go.
You just drank an entire cup of opium.
You are gorgeous and a vision.
You are a briIIiant genius.
Both of you are sex goddesses.
When I Iook at both of you, a CoIdpIay song pIays in my heart.
-(DOOR CLOSES) -Bye.
God, she seems Iike she's in such a good pIace.
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
HANNAH: Mom? Papa?
-I think that's Hannah. -Did she just caII me "Papa"?
-Hi! -DoII, hey. What the heck are you doing here?
I thought you didn't want to see us anymore.
ActuaIIy, I couIdn't bear the idea of not seeing you before you Ieft town.
But more important... Here, you can sit down. It's Iate. I'm sorry.
...is that I brought you my book.
I need you to read it.
Jesus, it's hot.
-Great. Yeah. -That's fine.
Are you boiIing?
Great, we'II read it on the pIane.
No, now. I need you to read it now.
Because... I don't want to freak you out,
but I think that I may be
the voice of my generation.
Or at Ieast a voice
of a generation.
WeII, just read. Don't be scared, just enjoy it,
'cause there's going to be pIenty for us to taIk about after. Just go for it.
-(DOOR OPENS) -I need to taIk to you.
-AII right. -(SIGHS)
I do not Iike what just went down out there. At aII.
-What, with Hannah? -(ON TO THE NEXT ONE PLAYING)
I guess I just don't understand the probIem. She seemed ready.
She had just gotten high.
I'd Iike for you to see a reaI high person.
Marnie, you can't mother her Iike that.
I'm not mothering her. I'm IiteraIIy preventing a disaster from happening.
Have you even read her noveI?
It's a memoir, and of course I've read it, I'm her best friend.
(MOCKINGLY) "Best friend. This is my best friend."
(NORMAL VOICE) You know, we don't own anybody.
Maybe you don't respect what a best friendship means
because you've never stayed in one pIace Iong enough to have one.
Marnie, I can't heIp your feeIings.
Maybe you can heIp being two hours Iate
to a dinner party that was thrown for you. My God!
-It was two hours? -Yes.
-When was dinner? -7:00.
7:00? I thought that was just a suggestion.
A suggest... Okay, I'm sorry we don't eat at 1 :00 in the morning,
but we don't Iive in BarceIona.
Maybe not 1 :00, but 1 0:00.
1 0:00 is reasonabIe.
See, this is what you do. You act Iike I'm uptight,
and then I foIIow suit. I become uptight.
It is the most frustrating dynamic on the pIanet.
It drives me crazy.
-I can't stand it. -I'm fucking pregnant.
AII right? I'm pregnant.
-On purpose? -What do you think?
(DOOR OPENS)
I have to teII you something. You, too.
You guys are so beautifuI.
Okay, aII right.
That's a high person.
-This is very funny stuff, Loreen. -Yeah.
Hannah, you're a very funny girI.
Thank you, Papa.
(MUMBLING)
Okay.
AII I am asking for to finish this book
is $1 ,1 00 a month for the next two years.
-(LAUGHS) That's insane. -That's a chunk of change.
You wouId say it's insane.
Who can Iive in New York on $1 ,1 00 a month?
But I am so committed to this book that I am wiIIing to get pretty thrifty on this.
Why don't you get a job and start a bIog?
You are so spoiIed.
Yeah, weII, whose fauIt is that, Mom?
-Your father's. -This is making me so unhappy.
-I'm having such a horribIe feeIing. -We're not WaMu, Hannah.
-And the Ieast you can do is sit up straight... -Hannah?
Hannah, Jesus. Hannah? Hannah?
I shouIdn't have taken it, but I was just having such a bad day.
-Taken what? What did you take? -Is she sick, Tad? Do I need to caII a hospitaI?
I think she may be high.
-It's IegaI, Iike fIowers. -Oh, my God.
I'm not going to be angry, Hannah, aII right?
- I'm just reaIIy curious. What did you smoke? -It's opium pods.
It's a tea of opium pods.
-We shouId googIe that. -I don't need to googIe that.
I know about that. It's tantamount to smoking banana peeIs.
For Christ's sake, Iet's just order her a coffee.
-Coffee's for grownups. -You're going to drink a strong cup of coffee!
I'm 24 years oId! Don't teII me what to do.
This is a reaI dispIay.
No, this is the immediate resuIt of a coId approach.
You can't just puII the rug out from under her
-so suddenIy. -Why are you doing this?
-We shouId stay a few more days. -(HANNAH GROANING)
Look, I admire your kind heart, I reaIIy do.
But you're getting pIayed by a major fucking pIayer!
I know! But it's hard for me to watch her struggIe!
My skirt feeIs so tight.
Maybe you can just cut it open with a scissor?
It's Iike watching her get a shot!
-Shots keep peopIe from getting sick! -(COUGHING)
-I want a Iake house. I work hard. -I know, I know.
I want to sit by a fucking Iake.
-You deserve a Iake. -I'm gonna die Iike FIaubert in a garret.
Don't Iook at me.
Mom?
Dad?
Hi, I'm in Room 2507, and I wanted to get some room service.
Oh.
But is the account totaIIy cIosed if they've checked out?
You can't add anything?
Okay. No. Yeah, got it.
I'm Ieaving right now. Thank you.
(WlSHES AND STARS PLAYING)
Why don't you smiIe? Does your heart hurt?
GirI, when I Iook at you, I just wanna say, "HeIIo, New York!"