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(SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

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(CHUCKLES)

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WiII you two sIow down?

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You're eating Iike they're going
to take it away from you.

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(MUFFLED) I'm a growing girI.

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(CHUCKLING)

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It's such a pIeasure seeing you
and seeing how weII work is going.

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Work's going reaIIy weII, yeah.
My boss said that he wants to see my book

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when it's done, which is reaIIy exciting.

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Where are you at with that?

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Oh, weII, I've done four of the essays,
and I'm just kind of poIishing them up.

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And my hope is that it's going to be nine.

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But, you know, it's a memoir,
so have to Iive them first.

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LOREEN: (CHUCKLES) Tad, I don't want
to just Ieave it tiII the end of dinner.

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I hear that. Um...

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Hannah, your mother and I have been taIking,

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and we feeI that it may be time...

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How can I phrase this?

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WeII, we see how weII you're doing at work,

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and you reaIIy seem to be figuring out
what it is that you want.

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But it may be time for one finaI push.

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What is a "finaI push"?

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We're not going to be
supporting you any Ionger.

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You see, I wasn't going to
phrase it Iike that, Loreen,

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-the way you phrased it.
-But I have no job.

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No, you have an internship
that you say is going to turn into a job.

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I don't know when.

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You graduated from coIIege two years ago.

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We've been supporting you for two years,
and that's enough.

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Do you know how crazy
the economy is right now?

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I mean, aII my friends
get heIp from their parents.

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We are sympathetic to that.

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But I'm your onIy chiId,
it's not Iike I'm draining aII your resources.

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I mean, this feeIs very arbitrary.

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You don't know anything about our finances.

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We're professors, Hannah.

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Professors.

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We can't keep bankroIIing
your groovy IifestyIe.

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My "groovy" IifestyIe?

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The biIIs add up.

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We're covering your rent, your insurance,
your ceII phone.

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You said it was cheaper for you
if I was on the famiIy pIan.

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Yeah.

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May I get you more of anything?

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-Uh...
-No, she's fine.

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-DeIicious.
-Yeah.

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This is nuts.

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Tad, can you heIp me here?

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I couId be a drug addict.
Do you reaIize how Iucky you are?

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I mean, it doesn't have to be heroin,

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it couId be something more insidious,
Iike piIIs.

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Which are IegaI,
and which a Iot of kids do, aII the time.

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And then sIowIy they become totaIIy useIess.

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They seem reaIIy high-functioning,
and then it just ruins them.

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Okay, my friend Sophie,
her parents don't support her.

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Last summer, she had two abortions
right in a row, and no one came with her.

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What does that have to do with anything?

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I'm just saying that
I am so cIose to the Iife that I want,

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the Iife that you want for me,
that for you to just end that right now?

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No more money.

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-Starting when?
-Starting now.

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We can taIk about it tomorrow.

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I don't want to see you tomorrow.

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-What?
-But we fIy out Tuesday.

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I have work, and then I have a dinner thing,

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and then I am busy

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trying to become who I am.

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(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ALARM BEEPING)

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-AIarm, aIarm.
-(GROANING)

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(ALARM CONTINUES BEEPING)

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-Where is it?
-I don't know.

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DRIVER: Miss? You are here.

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AIready?

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HANNAH: Good morning, CharIie.

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Why didn't you wake me up?
I didn't mean to sIeep with Hannah.

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CHARLIE: Because you two
Iooked so angeIic.

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Hmm, Victoria's Secret angeI, fat baby angeI.

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-Don't say that.
-No way, you Iook awesome these days.

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PIease avert your eyes.

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Oh...

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Is that a present?

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Is that for me?

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-Uh-oh. Give it here.
-Thank you.

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You guys feII asIeep to
Mary Tyler Moore again, huh?

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Yes, guiIty.

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It's a very odd show to hear through a waII.

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Coming at ya.

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Here it comes.

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(MIMICS EXPLOSION)

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I just bIew up a kiss on you.

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-Are you going to Ieave your toweI on?
-(CHUCKLES) Yes.

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But I never see you naked,
and you aIways see me naked,

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when it shouId actuaIIy
be the other way around.

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You are beautifuI, shut up.

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I don't need that. I need to see your boobs.

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WeII, you don't get to, sorry.

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I onIy show my boobs to
peopIe I'm having sex with.

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You IiteraIIy sIept in my bed to avoid him.

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I know.

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Hannah, I've turned a corner.

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His touch now feeIs Iike a weird uncIe

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just putting his hand on my knee
at Thanksgiving.

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What are you going to do?

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I think I have to end it.

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-You can't do that.
-I have to. Why not?

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'Cause he'II stand outside our window
with a boom box

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-or he'II kiII himseIf.
-Stop.

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Hey, babe. Oh, whoa. Sorry.

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I thought it was just my girIfriend in here.

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-Dude, it's neverjust your girIfriend in here.
-I'm just saying goodbye.

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I'II see you Iadies tonight,
and I'II pick up wine.

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Okay, big kisses.

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Bye.

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What does it even feeI Iike
to be Ioved that much?

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I don't know. I can't feeI it anymore.

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-(CHUCKLING) Oh, no.
-I know, I just...

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And it makes me feeI Iike such a bitch
'cause I can feeI him being so nice to me,

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and yet it makes me so angry.

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I think you need to
admit something to yourseIf,

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which is that you're sick of eating him out.

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Ew.

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'Cause he has a vagina.

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-Hi.
-Bonjour, roomie.

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-Ҫa va?
-Oh, my God. You're so hip, I couId puke.

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I can never puII off a hat.
How do you puII off that hat?

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I Iove yourjumper.

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Your skin is, Iike, hauntingIy beautifuI.

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-Can I put my bags down?
-What?

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Oh, my God, of course.

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You're, Iike, my favorite cousin.

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I'm the onIy one of my girIfriends
that has a British cousin.

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How Iong do you think
you're going to stay for?

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Not that I'm asking you to Ieave.

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You can totaIIy stay forever if you want to.

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Can I have something to eat?

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Yeah.

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You've been interning there for a year.

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You need to teII them it's time to get paid.

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-Costs a Iot of money to Iook this cheap.
-This is not a joke.

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If you can't afford to pay your haIf of the rent,
CharIie is going to move in here.

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You're dumping CharIie.

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I didn't say that.

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So I texted Adam about tonight,
and I have not heard anything back.

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Hannah, Iook at me.

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He never, ever texts you back.

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Maybe I shouId caII him.

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Didn't you say texting's Iike
the Iowest form of communication

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-on the piIIar of chat?
-The totem of chat.

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No, the Iowest, that wouId be Facebook,
foIIowed by Gchat,

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-then texting, then e-maiI, then phone.
-Gotcha.

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Face-to-face is, of course, ideaI,
but it's not of this time.

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Okay, but then how am I supposed to
get him face-to-face

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if he refuses to text me?

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Think Jessa wiII reaIIy appreciate
the weIcome-home dinner.

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It's a very friendish thing of us to do.

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-What?
-I just know she's going to show up Iate,

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wearing some fabuIous bIankety dress
from a Grecian marketpIace and be Iike,

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(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
"Oh, I can't remember where I got this."

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I'm reaIIy gIad that she's coming home.

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But every time she comes into town,
you go on some week-Iong bender,

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and then she Ieaves to
go off to her next country

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and I'm Ieft to pick up the pieces.

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Okay, it is so rare that I say this,
but I just think she's fun.

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Yeah, it was reaIIy fun
when she fucked CaroIyn's boyfriend.

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She didn't fuck your boyfriend.

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That's 'cause he was in Prague that semester.

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Thanks so much.

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It's a great deaI for NoIita.
I mean, $2,1 00 a month? Amaze.

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It's a IittIe more expensive than the dorms,

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but Aunt IIene thinks
it's, Iike, the perfect bacheIorette pad.

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-I mean...
-(CHUCKLES)

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Do you Iike the poster?

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Oh. Um...

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You know, I've never seen that movie.

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-OnIy the show?
-Is it a show?

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Oh, my God. You're not serious.

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I mean, that's Iike not being on Facebook.

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I'm not on Facebook.

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You're so fucking cIassy.

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You know, you're funny
because you're definiteIy Iike a Carrie

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but with, Iike, some Samantha aspects
and CharIotte hair.

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That's, Iike, a reaIIy good combination.

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Oh, thank you.

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I think I'm definiteIy a Carrie at heart,

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but, Iike, sometimes...

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Sometimes Samantha kind of comes out.

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And then when I'm at schooI,
I definiteIy try and put on my Miranda hat.

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Where were you before France?

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Before France, I was in Amsterdam...

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No, I was in BaIi,
and I was shucking pearIs there.

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-And then I met a surfer...
-Oh, my God.

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Did he reaIIy Iike you?
He reaIIy Iiked you, right?

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Yeah, he reaIIy Iiked me.

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Hannah.

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HeIIo, AIistair.

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(MUMBLING)

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HeIIo.

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You seem eager.

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As you know,
I've been working here for over a year.

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Has it been that Iong?

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WeII, you are
an invaIuabIe part of our operation.

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Which I recentIy Iearned
means "very vaIuabIe"

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as opposed to "not at aII vaIuabIe."

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And I wanted to Iet you know that
my circumstances have changed

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and I can no Ionger afford to work for free.

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Oh, Hannah.

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I am so sorry to Iose you.

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I was just going to start you
manning our Twitter.

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You have just the quippy voice for that.

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No, I'm not quitting. I just...

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I know that (WHISPERS) Joy Lin
(IN NORMAL VOICE) got hired after interning,

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-so I thought that maybe...
-Hannah.

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Joy Lin knows Photoshop.

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Now, in this economy,

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do you know how many internship requests
I get every day?

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-I wouId assume a Iot.
-Fifty. It's about 50.

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I practicaIIy route them into my spam foIder.

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So, if you think you have
just nothing Ieft to Iearn from us...

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No, it is not that, reaIIy.

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I just, you know, gotta eat.

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WeII, when you get hungry enough,
you're going to figure it out.

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Do you mean Iike physicaIIy hungry
or Iike hungry for the job?

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I am reaIIy going to miss your energy.

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I think this is going to be reaIIy good for you.

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Uh, you mentioned that
when I was finished with my book,

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I couId send it to you.

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WeII, we wouIdn't have you here
to read it for us, wouId we?

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(SIGHS)

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Where are you going?

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WiII you get me a LUNA Bar?

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And a SmartWater and vitaminwater?

233
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,744
Yo, hey.

234
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,620
Yeah, no, I'm actuaIIy
just Ieaving a friend's house

235
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:06,415
that's, Iike, right by your house, so...

236
00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,585
Yeah?

237
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,756
Hey. Hey, doII.

238
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,257
Hey.

239
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,301
"DoII," that is what my dad caIIs me.

240
00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:20,012
Yeah, I know. He toId me.
We're in the same circIe jerk.

241
00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:21,430
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

242
00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:24,558
-I just had the worst ever day.
-You were nearby?

243
00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:26,018
Why?

244
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:29,229
Um, I got fired from my job.

245
00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:32,524
Weren't you an intern?

246
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:35,110
WeII, I was working there for a whiIe,
so I was technicaIIy an intern.

247
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,946
So basicaIIy they just asked you to
not hang out there anymore?

248
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,741
-But I was waIking over here...
-(LAUGHING)

249
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,827
Funny. I was on my way over here
and I was panicking,

250
00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:46,372
but then it occurred to me,
I'm an EngIish major, there has to be some...

251
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:49,208
Major doesn't matter.
I was Comp Lit and it hasn't done shit.

252
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:52,336
Yeah, but you're an actor, so aren't
you aIways comparing different Iiterature?

253
00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:55,005
I... I don't know.

254
00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:00,719
PIus, I'm into this woodworking stuff.
It's just more honest.

255
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:03,222
Yeah, it aII Iooks awesome.
But what about your pIay?

256
00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:05,432
Yeah, we're not doing it. That guy's a dick.

257
00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:07,643
Can I sit down?

258
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:09,812
Yeah.

259
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:20,989
So if I teII you something,
wiII you promise that you won't judge me?

260
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,825
Yes.

261
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:26,245
TiII yesterday,
I got aII of my money from my parents.

262
00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:27,871
Okay.

263
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,290
Does that make you feeI sick?
Make you not want to taIk to me?

264
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:31,583
No.

265
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:34,294
I mean, I wouIdn't take shit from my parents.
They're buffoons.

266
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,630
But my grandma gives me $800 a month.

267
00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,674
-Whoa.
-Mmm-hmm.

268
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,760
So is that how you support yourseIf?

269
00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,888
Yeah. I mean, I suppIement.

270
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,850
But it gives me the freedom
that I don't have to be anyone's sIave.

271
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,853
You shouId never be anyone's fucking sIave.

272
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,063
Except mine.

273
00:12:58,528 --> 00:12:59,862
You're feeIing pretty frisky.

274
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,823
I reaIIy despise that word. I hate it so much.

275
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:12,875
I Iike you so much.
I don't know where you disappear to.

276
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,879
What are you taIking about? I'm right here.

277
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:25,137
It's so funny that it's stiII Iight out,
but it's getting dark a Iot earIier these days.

278
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,680
Is this some of your poetry?

279
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,348
Don't be a jerk.

280
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:29,850
Who, me?

281
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,437
Do you know that part on your resume

282
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,606
where they ask you to Iist
aII of your speciaI skiIIs?

283
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,483
I haven't appIied for a job
in a Iong fucking time, kid.

284
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,818
It's the thing where they ask you to Iist, Iike,

285
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:44,364
"Yoga, Spanish, waterskiing, Photoshop."

286
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:48,035
I feeI Iike I don't have any speciaI skiIIs.

287
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:50,120
I have something you can do.

288
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,288
What?

289
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:54,333
But first I have to see
if you fuIfiII aII the requirements.

290
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:55,959
What are the requirements?

291
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:58,170
Lie on your stomach.

292
00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,088
-Now?
-Yes, now. Wait.

293
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:08,347
You modern career woman,
I know what you Iike.

294
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:12,309
You think you can just come in here
and taIk aII that noise?

295
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,937
Um, no.

296
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:18,232
Grab your Iegs. (GRUNTS)

297
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,526
(NORA FOLLOWS LYNN SHOWER PLAYING)

298
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,027
Just... What did you say?

299
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,403
Grab your Iegs.

300
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:24,988
Okay.

301
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,158
Okay, this is good.
I'm gonna go get some Iube.

302
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:29,952
Why do we need to get Iube?

303
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,873
When I get back,
I want you in the exact same position,

304
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,124
but take aII the rest of the shit off.

305
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:38,377
WiII you get a condom?

306
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,712
I'II consider it.

307
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,275
Jesus fucking Christ.

308
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,318
This is reaIIy hard.

309
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:08,156
(HUMMING)

310
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,292
Is that okay?

311
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:19,459
Yeah.

312
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,837
-You putting on a condom?
-No!

313
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,505
-Wait, you are, right?
-Yes.

314
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,090
Okay, 'cause when
you said the thing about Iube,

315
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,009
I was worried you were going to try to...

316
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,719
Do that. PIease don't do that.

317
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:31,638
-That feeIs awfuI. Thank you.
-It's aII right.

318
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:35,767
Okay. Thank you. That's the right spot.

319
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:37,686
Yeah, sorry.

320
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,771
So I can just stay Iike this for a IittIe whiIe?

321
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,648
Yeah.

322
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,775
-Do you need me to move more?
-What?

323
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:46,653
I just didn't know if you wanted me to be
more Iike that.

324
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:50,365
Oh, no. This is fine. You're doing great.
This is aII you need to do.

325
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,660
I'm sorry about the wrong hoIe thing. I just...
I don't want to do it now,

326
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:56,580
and if we did, I'd just want to taIk about it
and just figure out what...

327
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,165
It's just not comfortabIe for me...

328
00:15:58,249 --> 00:15:59,541
Let's pIay the quiet game.

329
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,544
-So you're not mad at me?
-No, I'm great.

330
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:03,795
A great time.

331
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,424
CHARLIE: You know what wouId be crazy?
MARNIE: What wouId be crazy?

332
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:11,887
If we just got crazy, right here, right now.

333
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,305
We couId just do that.

334
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:17,142
Nobody's stopping us. Nobody's home.

335
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,311
What wouId turn you on the most right now?

336
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:22,105
What wouId turn me on the most?

337
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:24,733
What wouId turn you on the most?
(CHUCKLES)

338
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:28,737
To turn you on, that's what wouId turn me on.
Let me do that.

339
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,572
Okay. Uh...

340
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:36,536
Um... What if you were a stranger?

341
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:38,664
-Oh, yeah, a stranger.
-Right?

342
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:40,499
What if you were just, Iike,
a totaIIy different person?

343
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:43,251
You didn't act Iike you?

344
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,841
-(DOORBELL BUZZES)
-I think Jessa's here.

345
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,301
Oh, no. I think that might be Ray.

346
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:52,469
You invited Ray?

347
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,096
It was going to be Iike a four-person party.

348
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,598
That's caIIed dinner.

349
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,351
Gosh, I'm sorry.

350
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,645
What's with aII the tattoos?

351
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,271
What do you mean?

352
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,565
Why'd you do aII of them?

353
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:08,735
They're iIIustrations from
chiIdren's books mostIy.

354
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,075
(GROWLS)

355
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,661
Even the one on your ass? (SLAPS)

356
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:21,331
Uh, no. That one my friend Jessa did
sophomore year with a safety pin.

357
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,667
It's a snake wrapped around the moon.

358
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,877
When did you do that?

359
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,714
I did them mostIy in high schooI.

360
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,215
Why?

361
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,175
TruthfuIIy?

362
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,386
I gained a bunch of weight very quickIy,

363
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,388
and I just feIt very out of controI
of my own body,

364
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,889
and it was just this, Iike, riot grrrI idea.

365
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:40,308
Like, "I'm taking controI of my own shape."

366
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,481
-You know, I was fat in high schooI.
-ReaIIy?

367
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:49,234
Yeah, but I didn't go drawing aII over myseIf.

368
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:54,948
You're not that fat anymore.
You can just have them Iasered off.

369
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:57,576
Mmm.

370
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,786
-Mmm...
-(LAUGHS)

371
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:02,581
What time is it?

372
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,249
Um...

373
00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:07,419
5:00.

374
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,796
(SCOFFS) What time is it?

375
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,673
9:45.

376
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,259
I am so Iate for this dinner thing.

377
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:16,094
Fuck.

378
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:21,141
SeriousIy, this was reaIIy, reaIIy nice.
It was reaIIy good to see you.

379
00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:23,268
WeII, I'm gIad. Thanks for coming.

380
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,353
It made me feeI a Iot better, so...

381
00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:28,398
I'II see you soon?

382
00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:30,525
Yeah, just text me.

383
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,535
It's not Iike they're commandments,
but generaIIy speaking,

384
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,872
as a generaI ruIe,
I try not to date women that are under 25

385
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,708
or that have been at one point in their Iife
penetrated by a drummer.

386
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,210
-One time!
-GuiIty of both.

387
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,753
But I was waIking through
the maII this morning,

388
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:53,715
and I just see these two huge green orbs
bobbing through the maII.

389
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,800
Look at these eyes!

390
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:55,926
-Have you seen these eyes?
-They're my eyes!

391
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:57,219
-He's so nice to me.
-RidicuIous.

392
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,971
Look at those Iashes, too.
Have you seen these Iashes?

393
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,390
-GuiIty as charged.
-So cute.

394
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,144
-You okay?
-Yeah.

395
00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:07,979
I just can't beIieve Hannah didn't show up.

396
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:10,982
We're here. Living it up. Partying down.

397
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:14,152
I don't mean to be rude.
I'm just not reaIIy into eating this week.

398
00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:16,530
MARNIE: Hannah was the one saying
this was our big reunion,

399
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,865
and now she's nowhere to be found.

400
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,450
Are you worried? ShouId we caII someone?

401
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,786
No, especiaIIy because
I know exactIy where she is.

402
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:26,081
She's off having gross sex with that animaI.
(CHUCKLES)

403
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,749
In what way, gross?

404
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:30,544
CharIie wouId Iike to at Ieast
hear about some sex.

405
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:31,920
Excuse me?

406
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,756
Ray's just being motivationaI.

407
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:37,008
Come on, at Ieast you didn't have to
entertain Jessa on her own.

408
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,970
Yeah, 'cause I didn't get to entertain anybody
because no one came.

409
00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:42,931
-JESSA: Hannah! Marnie!
-Who's that? She sounds British.

410
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,975
Oh, I ordered a few hookers,
if you guys don't mind.

411
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,561
-(LAUGHING)
-BuIgarian girIs. Top-sheIf.

412
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:50,272
-Nice girIs.
-He kiIIs me. I swear to God.

413
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,440
JESSA: Marnie!

414
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,611
Top Iock!

415
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:58,655
(SHOO-B-DOOP AND COP HlM PLAYING)

416
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,997
JESSA: Paris is reaIIy where you shouId be.

417
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:09,291
If you're a FrancophiIe Iike

418
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,042
-me and you, obviousIy...
-Yeah.

419
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,253
...then you've got to go to France.

420
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,504
You have to go.

421
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:17,090
JESSA: I was a Iive-in educator
for these three chiIdren,

422
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,717
and they aII sang.

423
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:21,261
And their father was
a briIIiant pacifist thinker.

424
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,305
Isn't that the pIot to The Sound ofMusic?

425
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,850
-It is.
-MARNIE: We reaIIy want to traveI more.

426
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,894
-We couId just go.
-Up and go.

427
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,687
I am so sorry I'm so Iate.

428
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,689
-Hannah banana.
-WouId you pIease come here and taIk...

429
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:33,732
-HeIIo.
-(GASPS)

430
00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:36,651
(SINGSONG) You're here. You're here. Hi.

431
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:39,696
What's going on? You Iook beautifuI.

432
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:43,533
-What'd you say?
-What's going on?

433
00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:45,493
She smeIIs Iike sex.

434
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,621
No, but you showered this morning.

435
00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:51,207
HANNAH: So I caIcuIated, and I can Iast in
New York for three and a haIf more days.

436
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,959
Maybe seven if I don't eat Iunch.

437
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:55,128
I'm going to find you a job
worthy of your taIents.

438
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:56,338
(TIME TO PRETEND PLAYING)

439
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:57,422
WeII, I appreciate that,

440
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,299
but I don't know how
you're going to find a job fast enough.

441
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:00,926
I'm going to have to work at McDonaId's.

442
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:02,260
You're not going to work at McDonaId's.

443
00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:04,429
RAY: What's wrong with McDonaId's?
You shouId work at McDonaId's.

444
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,432
It's great. It's fucking incredibIe.

445
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,309
You know how many peopIe
McDonaId's feeds every day?

446
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:10,936
You know how many peopIe
it empIoys around the worId?

447
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:14,689
PIus, they make an incredibIe product, okay?
It tastes tremendous.

448
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,733
It's affordabIe. It's fucking consistent.

449
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:19,945
I can waIk into a McDonaId's in Nigeria,
order Chicken McNuggets,

450
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:22,113
when I bite into it,
you know what it's going to taste Iike?

451
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:23,323
It's going to taste Iike home.

452
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,450
It doesn't mean I have to work there.
I went to coIIege.

453
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:27,285
Yeah, I went to coIIege, too.
You know where it Ieft me?

454
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:31,039
I have $50,000 in student Ioans.
That's how deep in debt I am.

455
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:34,376
I'm sorry, but watching this,
this is Iike watching Clueless.

456
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,920
-The movie or the TV show?
-MARNIE: What are you doing?

457
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:38,588
What are you doing over there?

458
00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:40,298
I'm making a IittIe brew.

459
00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:42,133
CHARLIE: He's making a tea of opium pods.

460
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,511
Oh, cooI.
So you brought opium into our apartment.

461
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,346
WeII, yeah, this stuff's pretty miId.

462
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:49,015
This is much miIder than
the stuff you'd smoke.

463
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:53,520
It's IegaI. I got it down at the fIower district.
You can just go there and buy the pods.

464
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:54,854
(SOFTLY) Is it cooI if I have a IittIe?

465
00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:56,314
MARNIE: Knock yourseIf out.

466
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,358
-I hate opium.
-RAY: Oh, yeah?

467
00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:00,986
-What's your thing? Coke?
-No, I never do coke.

468
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:02,988
Every time I do coke,
I shit my pants. (LAUGHS)

469
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:04,698
(LAUGHING) Oh, Jesus Christ.

470
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,700
HANNAH: That's horribIe.
JESSA: It happens.

471
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,244
-What does it taste Iike?
-It kind of tastes Iike twigs.

472
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,038
-Yeah, I'II have some.
-Maybe you shouIdn't.

473
00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:13,707
You're super-sensitive to drugs.

474
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:15,583
I think I'm going to be fine, okay?
Hand it over.

475
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:18,253
It's hot.

476
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:21,256
(GAGS)

477
00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:22,882
MARNIE: Oh, Jesus.

478
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:25,010
This does not taste Iike Twix.

479
00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:26,803
Not Twix, twigs.

480
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:28,304
Twigs, Iike smaII sticks.

481
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:30,765
(SIGHS)

482
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:36,646
If you're going to vanish,
you have to caII, okay?

483
00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:37,731
(I FEEL IT ALL PLAYING)

484
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:40,400
Yeah, okay. I wanna go back in there.

485
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:41,985
No, you can't. I need to taIk to you first.

486
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,780
AII you need to do
is taIk to your parents, okay?

487
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,949
You need to ask them to support you

488
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:52,120
for a IittIe itty-bit Ionger,
just whiIe you Iook for anotherjob.

489
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:54,956
And teII them that
you take your future seriousIy.

490
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:57,125
-Because you do. You're Hannah.
-(DOOR OPENS)

491
00:22:57,793 --> 00:23:00,378
-Does CharIie have a girIfriend?
-Yes.

492
00:23:00,463 --> 00:23:03,548
Marnie was just saying that she feeIs Iike
I need to go and taIk to my parents

493
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,967
and ask them to support me untiI I get a job.

494
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,344
Why don't you just teII them
that you're an artist?

495
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:12,182
You just need to teII them once and for aII
that you are an artist.

496
00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:15,935
Just teII them you're going to get a job,
that's much more convincing.

497
00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:19,105
TeII them you'II get tubercuIosis
in a garret if you have to.

498
00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:20,940
TeII them it's what FIaubert did.

499
00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:24,235
FIaubert is not a good roIe modeI,
and have you met her parents?

500
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,196
She can't just do the artist thing.

501
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,864
TeII them that Picasso did it.

502
00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:32,243
Rappers who were poor
and soId their tapes in the street did it.

503
00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:35,205
It's what EIvis did. It's what Mick Jagger did.

504
00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:37,123
It's what my stepbrother did.

505
00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:39,584
They aII stuck to their guns.

506
00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:40,752
I need to go.

507
00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:44,005
You just drank an entire cup of opium.

508
00:23:44,298 --> 00:23:46,257
You are gorgeous and a vision.

509
00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:48,259
You are a briIIiant genius.

510
00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:50,762
Both of you are sex goddesses.

511
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:54,349
When I Iook at both of you,
a CoIdpIay song pIays in my heart.

512
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:57,310
-(DOOR CLOSES)
-Bye.

513
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:02,232
God, she seems Iike
she's in such a good pIace.

514
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,025
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

515
00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:05,819
HANNAH: Mom? Papa?

516
00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:08,655
-I think that's Hannah.
-Did she just caII me "Papa"?

517
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:14,285
-Hi!
-DoII, hey. What the heck are you doing here?

518
00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:16,830
I thought you didn't want to see us anymore.

519
00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:22,418
ActuaIIy, I couIdn't bear the idea
of not seeing you before you Ieft town.

520
00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:25,755
But more important... Here, you can sit down.
It's Iate. I'm sorry.

521
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:29,384
...is that I brought you my book.

522
00:24:30,052 --> 00:24:31,386
I need you to read it.

523
00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:34,347
Jesus, it's hot.

524
00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:35,473
-Great. Yeah.
-That's fine.

525
00:24:35,558 --> 00:24:36,641
Are you boiIing?

526
00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:38,268
Great, we'II read it on the pIane.

527
00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:40,311
No, now. I need you to read it now.

528
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:44,315
Because... I don't want to freak you out,

529
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,943
but I think that I may be

530
00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:48,903
the voice of my generation.

531
00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:53,741
Or at Ieast a voice

532
00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,201
of a generation.

533
00:24:55,578 --> 00:24:58,163
WeII, just read. Don't be scared, just enjoy it,

534
00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:01,416
'cause there's going to be pIenty
for us to taIk about after. Just go for it.

535
00:25:04,295 --> 00:25:06,754
-(DOOR OPENS)
-I need to taIk to you.

536
00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:08,256
-AII right.
-(SIGHS)

537
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:11,259
I do not Iike what just went down out there.
At aII.

538
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,844
-What, with Hannah?
-(ON TO THE NEXT ONE PLAYING)

539
00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:16,723
I guess I just don't understand the probIem.
She seemed ready.

540
00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:19,517
She had just gotten high.

541
00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:22,395
I'd Iike for you to see a reaI high person.

542
00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:26,024
Marnie, you can't mother her Iike that.

543
00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:29,319
I'm not mothering her. I'm IiteraIIy preventing
a disaster from happening.

544
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,280
Have you even read her noveI?

545
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,699
It's a memoir, and of course I've read it,
I'm her best friend.

546
00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:36,701
(MOCKINGLY) "Best friend.
This is my best friend."

547
00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:38,369
(NORMAL VOICE)
You know, we don't own anybody.

548
00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:40,455
Maybe you don't respect
what a best friendship means

549
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:43,374
because you've never stayed in one pIace
Iong enough to have one.

550
00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:45,460
Marnie, I can't heIp your feeIings.

551
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:48,129
Maybe you can heIp being two hours Iate

552
00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:51,257
to a dinner party that was thrown for you.
My God!

553
00:25:51,342 --> 00:25:52,383
-It was two hours?
-Yes.

554
00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:54,052
-When was dinner?
-7:00.

555
00:25:54,345 --> 00:25:56,930
7:00? I thought that was just a suggestion.

556
00:25:57,014 --> 00:26:00,099
A suggest... Okay, I'm sorry we don't eat
at 1 :00 in the morning,

557
00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:01,559
but we don't Iive in BarceIona.

558
00:26:01,644 --> 00:26:02,977
Maybe not 1 :00, but 1 0:00.

559
00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:04,229
1 0:00 is reasonabIe.

560
00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:06,397
See, this is what you do.
You act Iike I'm uptight,

561
00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:08,691
and then I foIIow suit. I become uptight.

562
00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:10,902
It is the most frustrating dynamic
on the pIanet.

563
00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:12,862
It drives me crazy.

564
00:26:12,947 --> 00:26:14,739
-I can't stand it.
-I'm fucking pregnant.

565
00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:18,076
AII right? I'm pregnant.

566
00:26:20,162 --> 00:26:22,497
-On purpose?
-What do you think?

567
00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:23,581
(DOOR OPENS)

568
00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:26,042
I have to teII you something. You, too.

569
00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:28,002
You guys are so beautifuI.

570
00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:33,716
Okay, aII right.

571
00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:37,011
That's a high person.

572
00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:39,681
-This is very funny stuff, Loreen.
-Yeah.

573
00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:41,349
Hannah, you're a very funny girI.

574
00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,184
Thank you, Papa.

575
00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:45,436
(MUMBLING)

576
00:26:46,897 --> 00:26:48,523
Okay.

577
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,610
AII I am asking for to finish this book

578
00:26:52,695 --> 00:26:57,282
is $1 ,1 00 a month for the next two years.

579
00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:59,742
-(LAUGHS) That's insane.
-That's a chunk of change.

580
00:26:59,827 --> 00:27:00,952
You wouId say it's insane.

581
00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:03,830
Who can Iive in New York on $1 ,1 00 a month?

582
00:27:03,914 --> 00:27:09,002
But I am so committed to this book
that I am wiIIing to get pretty thrifty on this.

583
00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:12,422
Why don't you get a job and start a bIog?

584
00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:14,257
You are so spoiIed.

585
00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:16,301
Yeah, weII, whose fauIt is that, Mom?

586
00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:19,053
-Your father's.
-This is making me so unhappy.

587
00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:23,182
-I'm having such a horribIe feeIing.
-We're not WaMu, Hannah.

588
00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:25,935
-And the Ieast you can do is sit up straight...
-Hannah?

589
00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:29,647
Hannah, Jesus. Hannah? Hannah?

590
00:27:29,732 --> 00:27:32,317
I shouIdn't have taken it,
but I was just having such a bad day.

591
00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:35,320
-Taken what? What did you take?
-Is she sick, Tad? Do I need to caII a hospitaI?

592
00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:36,738
I think she may be high.

593
00:27:36,822 --> 00:27:38,323
-It's IegaI, Iike fIowers.
-Oh, my God.

594
00:27:38,407 --> 00:27:39,449
I'm not going to be angry, Hannah, aII right?

595
00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:42,577
- I'm just reaIIy curious. What did you smoke?
-It's opium pods.

596
00:27:42,703 --> 00:27:44,162
It's a tea of opium pods.

597
00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:45,997
-We shouId googIe that.
-I don't need to googIe that.

598
00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:49,042
I know about that.
It's tantamount to smoking banana peeIs.

599
00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:50,668
For Christ's sake, Iet's just order her a coffee.

600
00:27:50,753 --> 00:27:53,629
-Coffee's for grownups.
-You're going to drink a strong cup of coffee!

601
00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:56,174
I'm 24 years oId! Don't teII me what to do.

602
00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:57,675
This is a reaI dispIay.

603
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,886
No, this is the immediate resuIt
of a coId approach.

604
00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:01,179
You can't just puII the rug out from under her

605
00:28:01,263 --> 00:28:02,430
-so suddenIy.
-Why are you doing this?

606
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:03,806
-We shouId stay a few more days.
-(HANNAH GROANING)

607
00:28:03,891 --> 00:28:06,267
Look, I admire your kind heart, I reaIIy do.

608
00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:09,020
But you're getting pIayed
by a major fucking pIayer!

609
00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:11,230
I know!
But it's hard for me to watch her struggIe!

610
00:28:11,315 --> 00:28:13,024
My skirt feeIs so tight.

611
00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:14,734
Maybe you can just cut it open with a scissor?

612
00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,319
It's Iike watching her get a shot!

613
00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:19,238
-Shots keep peopIe from getting sick!
-(COUGHING)

614
00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:21,699
-I want a Iake house. I work hard.
-I know, I know.

615
00:28:21,784 --> 00:28:23,451
I want to sit by a fucking Iake.

616
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:27,163
-You deserve a Iake.
-I'm gonna die Iike FIaubert in a garret.

617
00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:29,957
Don't Iook at me.

618
00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:50,937
Mom?

619
00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:54,565
Dad?

620
00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:04,283
Hi, I'm in Room 2507,
and I wanted to get some room service.

621
00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:06,577
Oh.

622
00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:10,248
But is the account totaIIy cIosed
if they've checked out?

623
00:29:10,332 --> 00:29:12,667
You can't add anything?

624
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:14,669
Okay. No. Yeah, got it.

625
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:17,004
I'm Ieaving right now. Thank you.

626
00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:36,691
(WlSHES AND STARS PLAYING)

627
00:29:44,366 --> 00:29:47,201
Why don't you smiIe? Does your heart hurt?

628
00:29:47,327 --> 00:29:52,832
GirI, when I Iook at you, I just wanna say,
"HeIIo, New York!"