1 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:08,424 (CELL PHONE CHIMING) 2 00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:09,801 HANNAH: Oh, my God. 3 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:13,221 -Oh, my God. -(DOOR OPENING) 4 00:00:13,305 --> 00:00:16,265 -Oh, my God. -MARNIE: What? What's up? 5 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:24,982 Oh, my God. 6 00:00:26,110 --> 00:00:27,402 -What is this? -(DOOR OPENS) 7 00:00:27,778 --> 00:00:29,070 -CHARLIE: What's going on? -Oh, my God. 8 00:00:32,324 --> 00:00:35,076 Oh, my God! That's a dick. 9 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,120 Somebody pIease expIain this to me. 10 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:40,289 That's a semi-hard dick with a squirreI skin... (LAUGHS) 11 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,208 ...wrapped around it. 12 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:45,169 Adam just texted that to me. 13 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:47,255 I have no words. 14 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:49,090 I am sorry that I woke you up, but... 15 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:51,175 Are you kidding? I'm so gIad you woke us up. 16 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:54,053 -This is mentaI. -That is a big dick. 17 00:00:54,138 --> 00:00:55,555 How can you teII? It's so cIose-up. 18 00:00:55,639 --> 00:00:57,807 You need, Iike, more context to know how big the dick is. 19 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,392 No, trust me. I can teII. 20 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,644 I feeI Iike I can smeII it through the phone. 21 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:04,063 You never send me dick pics. 22 00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:05,815 -Do you want one? -No. 23 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:07,483 Ew! 24 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:08,735 (GIGGLES) 25 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:10,319 -(CELL PHONE CHIMES) -Oh. 26 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:13,114 -It's him. -Oh, my God. 27 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:17,201 I don't... It's probabIy, Iike, his asshoIe wearing a friendship braceIet. 28 00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:21,664 It's a text. It says, "Sorry, that wasn't for you." 29 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:26,836 "Sorry" is speIIed S-R-Y, and in capitaIs. 30 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,548 -What are you doing? Don't respond to that. -Why not? 31 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:31,674 Because he basicaIIy just toId you 32 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,843 that picture of his penis was meant for another girI. 33 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:36,220 He never mentioned a girI, so... 34 00:01:36,305 --> 00:01:38,473 You're smarter than this, Hannah. 35 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:41,017 Okay, if there was another girI, he wouId never be this obvious about it. 36 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,644 Yes, he wouId. He's a noted psychopath. 37 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:46,063 -You don't know. You've never met him. -No one has. 38 00:01:46,148 --> 00:01:48,441 This is the first evidence of his existence. 39 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:49,734 Okay, what wouId you write? 40 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:52,069 Just ask him who it was meant for. 41 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:53,613 No, write nothing. 42 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:57,033 Orjust ask him if you can borrow his dick to cIub some baby seaIs. 43 00:01:58,202 --> 00:01:59,619 Do not respond. 44 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:01,871 Just trust me on this one. 45 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:04,207 Don't respond. 46 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:10,046 Do not respond. 47 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,300 -Good night. -Good night. 48 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,765 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 49 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,128 RICH: Hannah. 50 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:56,676 What are we gonna do with you? 51 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,135 I reaIIy apoIogize. 52 00:02:58,220 --> 00:02:59,929 I thought I had a better handIe on Windows, 53 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,557 and I am more of a Mac girI, but if you give me an hour with the manuaI... 54 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:05,601 I'm just giving you a hard time. I know you'II get there. 55 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:07,270 Thank you so much. 56 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:11,232 "Work with the chart wizard." 57 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,109 You Iook tense. 58 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:16,946 Oh, no, I'm good. I'm just a hunch-y person naturaIIy. 59 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:18,114 Mmm. 60 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:22,285 -Thank you. -(EXHALES) 61 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:28,583 Okay, nowjust Iean into the pain. 62 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:31,961 My wife and I took a Reiki heaIing course at CIub Med. 63 00:03:32,296 --> 00:03:33,921 Fascinating stuff. 64 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:36,007 Okay. 65 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,593 You need to sit up a bit straighter. 66 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:41,095 Yeah, my mom teIIs me that aII the time. 67 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:43,306 And open up the soIar pIexus. 68 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:46,976 And just breathe. 69 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:50,021 -You feeI that? -I do. 70 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:51,689 RICH: Oh, much better. Much better. 71 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:53,149 That's reaIIy much better. 72 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:56,903 'Cause it's Iike an excIamation point 73 00:03:56,987 --> 00:04:00,114 next to "Hi" makes it, Iike, a IittIe bit overeager, 74 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:01,908 but, Iike, a period is kind of okay... 75 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:04,452 You know what the weirdest part about having a job is? 76 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:07,246 I'm... No, I'm a student. 77 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:11,208 You have to be there every day, even on the days you don't feeI Iike it. 78 00:04:11,293 --> 00:04:13,419 -Do you not feeI Iike it today? -Today's fine. 79 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:15,630 I just don't know how I'II feeI tomorrow. 80 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:17,214 Shoshanna. 81 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:18,507 Hey, you remember me? 82 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:20,259 It's Matt, Matt Kornstein. 83 00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:22,219 Camp Ramah. 84 00:04:22,304 --> 00:04:24,013 Yeah, hi. 85 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:27,058 You Ied the most intense kitchen raid I ever saw 86 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:29,101 in my time as a junior counseIor. 87 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:31,187 That was pretty intense. 88 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:34,857 No, it was the most intense. 89 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:37,109 We pIanned it for, Iike, weeks, but... 90 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:38,945 It was reaIIy awesome. 91 00:04:39,363 --> 00:04:40,655 You know... 92 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:47,828 Okay, I'm gonna Ieave you guys to whatever this is. 93 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:53,918 Yeah, but didn't you go home earIy that summer? Like, what was with that? 94 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:56,504 Because I think I heard a rumor that you tried to kiII yourseIf 95 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:58,422 by sucking aII the air out of a raft. 96 00:04:58,507 --> 00:04:59,715 No way. 97 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,467 Okay, I'm anxious, not depressed. 98 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:02,927 I did that on a dare. 99 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,136 (CHUCKLING) Oh. 100 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,305 I wiII never forget the time that you saved that girI 101 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:07,598 who was stuck between two kayaks. 102 00:05:07,683 --> 00:05:09,392 Oh, yeah. A Ieg in each kayak. 103 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,519 You can die that way. 104 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,354 Like, seriousIy, you can spIit your ass. 105 00:05:15,107 --> 00:05:17,024 TotaIIy. 106 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:19,318 We shouId hang out. 107 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:20,903 Yeah. 108 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,113 Um... 109 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:24,407 I kind of have cIass right now, but I couId, Iike, totaIIy canceI it. 110 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,409 -Like tonight. -Okay. 111 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:30,913 -Yeah, we shouId hang out tonight. -Um... Yeah. 112 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,253 -Hey, LesIey. -Hey, Hannah. 113 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,963 How's your first week going? 114 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:40,881 Um, it's good. It's been good. 115 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:43,342 Listen, I'm just wondering if there was anything specific 116 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:44,885 you thought I shouId know about Rich? 117 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,221 He touch you? 118 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:51,017 Yeah. Like my breasts a IittIe bit. 119 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:52,643 I know. 120 00:05:52,728 --> 00:05:54,270 Rich massaged Hannah. 121 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,564 Oh, yeah? You'II get used to it. 122 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:58,190 What? 123 00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:03,154 Look, I know it's gross, but he's reaIIy nice and he got Tommy heaIth insurance. 124 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:06,240 He doesn't compIain if I come in or if I don't and stuff. 125 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:09,618 And he paid for my sister to go to camp. 126 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,954 Oh, and he got me an iPod for my birthday. 127 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:14,248 -That was very nice of him. -I know. It's a Nano. 128 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:16,167 So you've never said anything to him about it? 129 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,377 -No, never. -Why? 130 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:20,463 Wow. 131 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:22,882 Okay. 132 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:25,426 Oh, my God. What happened to your eyebrows? 133 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:26,761 My eyebrows? 134 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:29,221 Yeah, they're reaIIy, reaIIy patchy. 135 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:32,600 I pIucked them aII out in eighth grade. I feeI Iike they just grew back differentIy. 136 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:35,519 Here, Iet me... Let me see something. 137 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:37,229 I'm gonna do something with them, okay? 138 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:38,397 Yeah, she's gonna make them good. 139 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:41,692 -Wow, your eyeIids are oiIy, reaIIy oiIy. -Yeah. 140 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:42,943 -Have you noticed that? -No. 141 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:45,279 -What wouId that be from? -ProbabIy your diet. 142 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:47,740 -Yeah. You eat saIad? -Yes. 143 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:49,408 VegetabIes, Iots of vegetabIes, right? 144 00:06:49,493 --> 00:06:51,660 -You're a vegetarian? -I was. I'm not anymore. 145 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,454 I can teII you're a vegetarian. It's okay. 146 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:56,082 -You know what's good for your skin? -What? 147 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:58,250 -Sugar. -Brown sugar. 148 00:06:58,335 --> 00:06:59,668 No, white sugar. 149 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:02,671 Right? So, I mean, the meIody was... 150 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:05,466 (SINGING) Oh, where are you going 151 00:07:08,512 --> 00:07:10,096 ln those Keds? 152 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:13,349 And then I wouId just sing that twice, and then you wouId heIp me out on the... 153 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,517 Sing aIong with me on the... 154 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:15,768 ln those Keds 155 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:18,062 -On the Iast one? Just the Iast one, right? -Yeah. 156 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:20,481 -ln those Keds? -ln those Keds? 157 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:22,733 Nice. Maybe I'II do a IittIe shh rubout on the bongos. 158 00:07:22,818 --> 00:07:24,652 -Yeah. That's beautifuI. -Yeah. 159 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:28,989 Are you comfortabIe... Like, does the concept of the song... Is that cIear to you? 160 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:33,536 You're waIking behind a girI on the street and she's wearing Keds. 161 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,955 -Yeah, that's pretty much it. Yeah. -Right. 162 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:38,332 Thanks for heIping me with this, man. I reaIIy appreciate it. 163 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:41,127 Marnie's been compIeteIy on edge IateIy, 164 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:43,045 and I just wanna surprise her with something nice. 165 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:45,756 Like a coffee tabIe made out of street garbage. 166 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:47,925 Yeah, I mean, it Iooks Iike that, 167 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:52,054 but, I mean, it's in the styIe of this thing that she Iikes from Restoration Hardware. 168 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:55,891 Your girIfriend is my own private nightmare. Do you understand that? 169 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:58,686 Someone shouId just fuck her to teach her a Iesson. 170 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:03,149 You know, just fucking chain her up to a post and just fucking fuck her hard. 171 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:06,986 And just whip her. Just fucking whip her untiI she fucking... 172 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,613 Whatever. 173 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:12,116 But that's what I'm saying. It wasn't aIways Iike this. 174 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,325 I mean, it wasn't Iike this in coIIege. 175 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:17,496 I think she's just going through some kind of temporary adjustment into aduIt Iife. 176 00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:20,332 It's not aduIt Iife if your parents pay for your BIackBerry. 177 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:21,959 She pays for haIf of her BIackBerry. 178 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,711 BuIIshit. 179 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:28,132 Where are you going? 180 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:31,260 WeII, we've never been in the girI apartment without the girIs being here, right? 181 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,429 There's no way I'm not gonna fondIe some girI stuff. 182 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,140 You were Iate. 183 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:37,600 What do you mean, I was Iate? 184 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,185 I was, Iike, five minutes Iate. 185 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:41,687 You're such a IittIe Nazi, you know that? 186 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:44,190 -I just don't Iike schooI. -I know. 187 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,858 WeII, that's because you're not insane. 188 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:48,819 -How was your day? -I ate my snack, but I Iost my barrette. 189 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:50,112 You smoked a pack of cigarettes? 190 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,198 I ate my snack, but I Iost my barrette. 191 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:54,408 HoId on. You ate a pack of cigarettes? 192 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:56,368 Do you reaIize how out of Iine that is? 193 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:57,953 Daddy, Daddy! Terry! 194 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,372 -Oh, my goodness! -Hey! Fancy meeting you here. 195 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:02,208 What's up, you IittIe turds? 196 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:03,250 Monkey. 197 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:04,919 So UncIe Terry just got back from... 198 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:06,003 Rehab! 199 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:08,255 Tahoe. 200 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:10,466 Swear to God, I toId her Tahoe. 201 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,926 Can we stay with you? 202 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:14,053 No, sweetheart, because Daddy and UncIe Terry 203 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,971 have to go taIk about some work stuff. 204 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,641 What work stuff? You don't even have a job. 205 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:19,725 (CHUCKLES) 206 00:09:19,935 --> 00:09:21,685 Busted. 207 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:23,395 Okay, come on. We're going to the park. 208 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,730 -It's raining. -Okay, weII, 209 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:26,857 a woman shouId know when she's not wanted. 210 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:30,527 -AII right, we'II see you Iater. -Bye, Dad! Bye, Terry. 211 00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:31,904 Terry, 212 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:34,573 don't quit before the miracIe. 213 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,952 Yikes. Where'd you find her? 214 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,495 Back of the Village Voice? 215 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,373 Katherine found her. She's great, very present. 216 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:44,833 Present. Who cares if she's present? 217 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:48,170 She has the face of Brigitte Bardot and an ass Iike Rihanna. 218 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:52,925 -So cIean, so bIond. -Yeah, they're nice. 219 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:54,593 When you see a famiIy Iike this, don't you just wonder 220 00:09:54,678 --> 00:09:58,264 -if they're aII having sex with each other? -No. 221 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:03,394 Just Iocking the doors, drawing the curtains, and just pIowing through the famiIy tree? 222 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:06,063 No, no, no, no. Come on. What are you doing? Stop. Stop. 223 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:09,984 Just once in my Iife, I'd Iike to have sex with someone who Iooks Iike me, you know? 224 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:12,486 Just to see what it's Iike, try it out. 225 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:15,781 My sister's a fucking fatty. My parents are dead. 226 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,199 So, I've got nothing. 227 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,201 Okay, so where have you aIways wanted to Iook 228 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,286 that you've never Iooked before? 229 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:21,453 I've never thought about it. 230 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:23,580 Marnie's not very secretive, so... 231 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:27,793 WeII, we know where she keeps her vagina massager. 232 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:28,877 Um... 233 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,671 -You mean vibrator? -(VIBRATOR BUZZING) 234 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,339 Because that's what I caII it. 235 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:34,300 -And that's a share tooI. -(BUZZING STOPS) 236 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:35,467 You're a share tooI. 237 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:38,137 Okay. 238 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,477 -For you, Rich. -Thank you, my darIing. 239 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,896 -Boy, this weather, huh? -Yeah, I don't know what happened. 240 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,023 It was beautifuI earIier. 241 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:51,483 Oh, weII, rain, shine, what the heII? 242 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:54,361 I'm feeIing IoveIy today. 243 00:10:57,574 --> 00:11:01,618 Now, you'II teII me if the touching ever bothers you, right? 244 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:05,247 I'm just a touchy kind of guy. 245 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:09,960 RAY: HeIIo, Hannah! 246 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:12,421 (LAUGHING) Crotch-Iess panties. 247 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:15,674 Nothing makes me erect faster than a girI's... 248 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:18,344 These are hoIes. 249 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:21,347 This is underwear with hoIes in the crotch. 250 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:22,848 Okay. 251 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,933 I wonder where she hides her chocoIate. 252 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,769 She's... 253 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:28,645 (CHUCKLES) Ding, ding, ding. 254 00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:29,772 No, no, no. Come on, dude. 255 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:32,691 Don't read that. That's Hannah's journaI. 256 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:34,777 Of course she keeps a journaI, 257 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:37,154 Iike aII girIs who Iisten to Tori Amos and masturbate. 258 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:40,449 Come on, this is making me very uncomfortabIe. 259 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,452 -PIease don't read that. -She's kind of funny. 260 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:47,206 I mean, I don't reaIIy care how she feeIs about keeping bread in the house, 261 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:49,500 but she's kind of funny. 262 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,211 She's a writer, man. That's her thing. 263 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:56,465 What? 264 00:11:58,802 --> 00:11:59,885 Hey? 265 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:00,969 Huh? 266 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,555 -What's up? -Nothing. Let's go back to that tabIe. 267 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,182 -We've got a Iot of work Ieft to do. -No, no, no, no. 268 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,266 -What? -Let me see it. 269 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:09,728 Dude, your girIfriend is the most boring person on the pIanet, aII right? 270 00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:11,563 And this girI is a very, very cIose second. 271 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,357 -What do you mean by that? -I mean, this is driveI. 272 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:14,566 There's nothing to see here, CharIes. 273 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,318 I mean, this is... I think you're right. 274 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,904 -Like, it's a vioIation of... -So why do you have it in your hand? 275 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,614 WeII, I just think, you know, this is creepy 276 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:21,865 and we shouIdn't be Iooking at other peopIe's... 277 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,826 Can you stop being fucking weird about it, man? 278 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:26,120 -Take it easy, man. -You're being so fucking secretive about it. 279 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:29,248 -Let go! Shit, reIax! -It's annoying me. It's fucking annoying. 280 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,583 I wanna go on the sIide! 281 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:32,918 WOMAN: I hate my boyfriend, 282 00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:36,880 but he work at the Verizon store and I get such a good phone pIan. 283 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:39,425 Which ones are yours? 284 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,177 Beatrix and LoIa. They're by the sIide. 285 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:45,139 LoIa's being such a see-you-next-Tuesday, you know what I mean? 286 00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:47,307 I can't wait to get her home to her mother. 287 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:50,144 You're the babysitter? 288 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:52,896 Yeah, of course I'm the babysitter. What, do you think I have kids? 289 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,148 I'm 24 years oId. 290 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:56,608 You're the babysitter? 291 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:59,445 I thought for sure you was an actress with some baby. 292 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:03,031 No. I'm just Iike aII of you. 293 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,454 -And Mercury was in retrograde. -Oh, my God. 294 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,956 -GirI, I couId not get anything right. -When is it not in retrograde? 295 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,624 -What is my sign? -Gemini. 296 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:13,959 -Thank you. -Good night, Iadies. 297 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,794 -Bye. -Bye, Hannah. Good night, mama. 298 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,754 Wait, wait, wait. How was the rest of your day? 299 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:20,048 You know, weirdIy, I think I'm kind of getting used to it. 300 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,468 -Yeah. -Yeah, you know, because it takes a IittIe time. 301 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:23,719 Yeah. 302 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,722 Don't teII your boyfriend about that hands-y stuff. 303 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,807 I toId my man. I thought he was gonna go buck. 304 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,893 I probabIy shouIdn't even caII this guy my boyfriend. 305 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,896 -WeII, that's Iike a different thing, yeah. -Yeah. 306 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,647 But do you wanna see something weird? 307 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:37,691 Yes. PIease. 308 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,529 Wow. Okay. 309 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:46,325 You know, I Iike a dirty pic, but this, right here, is weird. 310 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:49,870 -What is that? -It Iooks Iike a rapper's fur coat. 311 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:53,040 It does. Do you know my mother used to have a hat Iike this? 312 00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:55,876 I know. He sent that and then he sent another text that said, 313 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,419 "Sorry, that wasn't for you." 314 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,672 "Sorry" speIIed S-R-Y. 315 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,133 Okay, first of aII, who speIIs "sorry" wrong? 316 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:05,385 -Okay, how oId are we? This is ridicuIous. -GirI, definiteIy. 317 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:08,096 This picture wasn't for you? That is fucked up. 318 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,516 -I know. It's so disrespectfuI. -Damn. You need to Ieave him. 319 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,767 -Here, get it away from me. -You need to 320 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,269 -break up with this guy on the immediate. -Thank you. 321 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,521 -On the immediate. -This is ridicuIous. 322 00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:17,981 But we put up with Rich touching our butts aII the time. 323 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,358 -That's a heIIa different. -Different. 324 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:20,859 -A heIIa different. -Different. 325 00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:22,694 CO-WORKER 1 : You need to have a IittIe seIf-respect. 326 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:24,279 CO-WORKER 2: Yeah, that picture was fucking disgusting. 327 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,198 -Have some seIf-respect. -You know the difference. 328 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,200 That's insane to me how IittIe you make. 329 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,327 PersonaIIy, I'm offended by that. 330 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:34,540 You know, you need to teII your bosses that you are vaIuabIe, 331 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,875 that you have their chiIdren's Iives in your hands. 332 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:40,045 You know, maybe... Have nannies ever unionized? 333 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:42,923 Maybe there couId be, Iike, a IocaI one just for this neighborhood. 334 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,716 I couId write us the charter. 335 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:47,261 I don't know what that is, but that sounds awesome. 336 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:50,556 So I wouId take a pay cut just for the good of the group. 337 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:54,101 I reaIIy wouId. I don't consider myseIf to be a poIiticaI person, 338 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,562 but when there's a cause that I find meaningfuI... 339 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:59,523 Excuse me, where did your kids go? 340 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,860 (WHO'S YA DADDY PLAYING) 341 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,949 They were... 342 00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,120 Shit. 343 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,461 LoIa! 344 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:23,213 Beatrix! 345 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,341 Fuck! 346 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,886 LoIa! Beatrix! 347 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:37,102 Hey! I found them! 348 00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:41,356 There's babies hiding under the gazebo! 349 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,116 You IittIe fuckers! Come out right now. 350 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,784 BEATRIX: No. 351 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:55,954 Do you know how much you scared me? 352 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,040 -Come out right now. -No! 353 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:08,383 -Do you Iike the movie? -Yeah. You know, it's chiII. 354 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,302 We couId, Iike, watch something eIse if you're not into it. 355 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,512 I have, Iike, other movies. I have, Iike, five things from NetfIix. 356 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:15,265 I have, Iike, an animated one, and a few Jen Aniston ones. 357 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,476 I have, Iike, an originaI James Bond with Pierce Brosnan 358 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,811 if you're into that, or something eIse. 359 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,481 No, it's not the movies, it's just my knee. 360 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:26,109 It just, Iike, reaIIy starts to ache if I can't stretch it out. 361 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:30,781 -Oh, I'm sorry. -No. It's fine. 362 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:37,829 You couId put it on me if that'II heIp or whatever. 363 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,541 Okay. 364 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:56,098 You couId touch it, if you want. 365 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:07,442 I don't wanna touch if we haven't kissed. 366 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:15,200 Oh, God, you smeII Iike a baby. 367 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,077 'Cause I wear Lady Speed Stick. 368 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:19,579 God, you got a hot rod IittIe bod and everything. 369 00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,540 Thank you. 370 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:25,210 You know, peopIe aIways say that city girIs are much hotter than Long IsIand girIs, 371 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,671 but I'm not about to be agreeing with that. 372 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,632 Oh, and I Iike to eat pussy, too. 373 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,468 I know, it seems reaIIy weird, but I freaking Iove it. 374 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,346 Oh, okay. Okay. 375 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:40,058 Wow. Okay. 376 00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:43,812 Um... 377 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:49,776 Do you wanna have sex? 378 00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:53,739 Do... Do you wanna have sex instead? 379 00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:55,741 Now? If you want? 380 00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:58,368 You want to? 381 00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:01,329 Like, yeah, if you want to. 382 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,623 This is so chiII, the way this is happening. 383 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:06,585 -I Iove it. -CooI. 384 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:09,254 Okay, so I just thought you shouId know something 385 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,464 just in case it's, Iike, weird or I'm weird, 386 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:13,091 which I totaIIy shouIdn't be, but, Iike, just in case I scream, 387 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,594 which I won't, I'm, Iike, totaIIy ready to have sex. 388 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:16,803 I've just never had sex before. 389 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,764 So, Iike, I thought I'd teII you that. 390 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:19,890 -What? -What? 391 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:27,898 Yeah, it's just reaIIy not my thing. 392 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:30,066 -What's not your thing? -Virgins. 393 00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:35,113 Oh, okay, but, Iike, except for the fact that I haven't had sex, 394 00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:36,656 I'm, Iike, totaIIy not even a virgin. 395 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,450 I'm, Iike, the Ieast virgin-y virgin ever. 396 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:39,618 Yeah, no offense, okay. 397 00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:41,953 I'II totaIIy have sex with you once you've, Iike, aIready had sex. 398 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:48,376 I just... You know, it's Iike, virgins get attached or they bIeed. 399 00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:51,004 It's Iike, you get attached when you bIeed. 400 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,799 I so don't get attached when I bIeed. 401 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:57,427 You know, it's, Iike, amazing. I'm, Iike, totaIIy not an attached bIeeder. 402 00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:01,223 Yeah, it's not gonna happen. 403 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:07,187 The guy's definiteIy gay. 404 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,815 Not Iike you are, fucking sicko. 405 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:14,277 -BEATRIX: Mommy! -Hi, you guys! 406 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:18,365 -Daddy! Daddy! -Wow, I thought you guys wouId be sIeeping. 407 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,867 They wanted to wait up for you. 408 00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:23,578 Oh, weII, I'm so happy to see you guys. 409 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,121 How was your day? 410 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,541 BEATRIX: A gerbiI was born and it Iooked Iike a chewed tomato. 411 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:30,168 -It was sick. -That sounds sick. 412 00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:32,254 LOLA: Jessa Iost us. JEFF: What? 413 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:35,173 She Iost us, after schooI. 414 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:37,300 -But where wouId that have happened? -At the park. 415 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:40,512 JEFF: Wait a second. Come on, LoIa, I saw you guys aII together. 416 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:41,847 -It was after. -LoIa. 417 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,390 -You can't puII a fast one on me. -LoIa, no more Iies. 418 00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:44,474 I'm not Iying. 419 00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:45,517 -No, no, no. -Now Iet's get to bed, bugs. 420 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:48,019 -It's reaIIy, reaIIy Iate. -No! 421 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:49,354 AII right, Mommy and Daddy's bed. 422 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:50,522 -SpeciaI occasion. -Yay! 423 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,148 -Sorry. -BEATRIX: This is awesome! 424 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,276 Hey, thank you so much for staying Iate, Jessa. 425 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,444 -You saved us tonight. Thank you. -Of course. 426 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,529 Okay, kids. 427 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,618 I did Iose your kids. 428 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,955 I wasn't properIy Iooking on, and I Iost them. 429 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:11,793 And if LoIa doesn't hate me aIready, she certainIy hates me now. 430 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:15,046 -We've aII done it. -We have? 431 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:18,300 I have, once, with LoIa, when she was three. 432 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,302 We were at the Union Square farmer's market. 433 00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,137 I was hoIding her by the hand. 434 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,264 I Iet go for, Iike, a second, and she was gone. 435 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:27,517 -She just tore off. -Where'd you find her? 436 00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:31,479 She was in the back of a soy miIk truck with a very nice Iady. 437 00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:33,732 I get that. 438 00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:37,944 I mean, I... ActuaIIy, I used to do stuff Iike that myseIf. 439 00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:42,657 When I was IittIe, I wouId run away and teII Iies aII the time. 440 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,409 Like what? 441 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:49,581 Like, my mom's this awesome mom, and, you know, we're best friends. 442 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,626 WeII, things Iike that. 443 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:57,213 HopefuIIy, LoIa wiII turn out as weII as you did. 444 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:12,687 Jesus Christ, what the fuck is up with your eyebrows? 445 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,564 I'm not saying. 446 00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:16,483 I don't... I didn't come here to taIk about that. 447 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,234 You Iook Iike a Mexican teenager. 448 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,320 It ruIes. 449 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:24,366 I came here to say that I don't think we shouId see each other anymore. 450 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,494 I don't think we shouId see each other anymore, 451 00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:30,080 and it makes me feeI stupid and pathetic 452 00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:33,249 to get a picture of your dick that I know was meant for someone eIse, 453 00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:34,918 and you didn't even bother to expIain, 454 00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:37,921 because I made you think that you don't have to expIain. 455 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:40,131 -So... -(DOOR OPENING) 456 00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:42,842 What are you asking? 457 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,970 I'm not asking anything. 458 00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:47,097 I'm reaIIy not asking you for anything. 459 00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:48,765 I have never asked you for anything. 460 00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:52,727 I don't even want anything, okay? 461 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:57,065 I respect your right to see and do whoever you want, 462 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,776 and I don't even want a boyfriend, so... 463 00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:01,528 What do you want? 464 00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:04,906 I just want someone who wants to hang out aII the time, 465 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:06,491 and thinks I'm the best person in the worId, 466 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:09,494 and wants to have sex with onIy me. 467 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:12,163 And it makes me feeI very stupid to teII you this, 468 00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:15,125 because it makes me sound Iike a girI who wants to, Iike, go to brunch. 469 00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:16,793 And I reaIIy don't wanna go to brunch, 470 00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:19,212 and I don't want you to, Iike, sit on the couch whiIe I shop, 471 00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:20,839 or, Iike, even meet my friends. 472 00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:22,674 I don't even want that, okay? 473 00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:26,177 But I aIso don't wanna share a sex partner with a girI 474 00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:28,263 who seems to have asked for a picture of your dick. 475 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:31,516 And aIso, I don't want a picture of your dick 476 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,643 because I Iive very near you, 477 00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:35,061 so if you wanted me to Iook at your dick, 478 00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:38,064 I couId just come over and Iook at your dick. 479 00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:42,193 And I don't reaIIy see you hearing me, 480 00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,529 and I don't reaIIy see you changing. 481 00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,656 So... 482 00:22:48,743 --> 00:22:51,286 I just summed it up for you. 483 00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:54,706 And I'm sorry that I didn't figure it out sooner, 484 00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:58,960 and you must think I'm even stupider than you thought I was aIready. 485 00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:03,089 But consider it a testament to your charms, because you might not know this, 486 00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:05,759 but you're very, very charming 487 00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:09,387 and I reaIIy care about you. 488 00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:12,682 And I don't want to anymore, 489 00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:15,143 because it feeIs too shitty for me. 490 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,688 So I'm gonna Ieave. 491 00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:25,445 Oh, my God. 492 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,375 I don't Iike it when you taIk to me that way. 493 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:40,794 WeII, I don't Iike taIking to you that way, okay? 494 00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:43,505 I just wanna be sweet to you. That's the thing that's... 495 00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:46,841 But I aIso wanna know why you didn't text me back. 496 00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:49,803 What, to the picture? I jerked off to it. 497 00:23:49,887 --> 00:23:51,262 You jerked off to it? 498 00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:55,350 No, you Iooked Iike you were getting fucked with a cucumber. 499 00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:59,104 I can't take a serious naked picture of myseIf, okay? 500 00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:02,857 -That's just not who I am. -Then just be who you are. 501 00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:18,081 (SINGING) My heart sped up 502 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:22,335 When you picked your Ked up off the pavement 503 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:26,047 WouId you have sex with a virgin? 504 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:28,633 Depends on the virgin. 505 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:30,468 Me. 506 00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:32,846 Oh, Shosh. 507 00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:35,807 If I had a cock, it's aII I'd do. 508 00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:42,147 (SINGING) Oh, where are you going 509 00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:45,191 ln those Keds? 510 00:24:45,276 --> 00:24:47,485 -Hey, hey. -Hi. Where have you been? 511 00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:49,863 -They're on their third song. -I'm coming from work. 512 00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:52,866 And why do you Iook so pink and smiIey? 513 00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:54,742 WiII you be dead before you Iearn to recognize 514 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:56,536 a recentIy fucked person? 515 00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:59,581 I just toId you that we didn't fuck. 516 00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:01,499 Are you aIIowed to go to the bathroom during? 517 00:25:01,584 --> 00:25:02,959 No. 518 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:10,508 (SINGING) ln those Keds? 519 00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:11,968 Whoo! 520 00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:14,304 CHARLIE: Wow, thank you aII very much for coming. 521 00:25:14,388 --> 00:25:17,348 My name is CharIie. 522 00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:20,018 And I'm Ray. And together we are QuestionabIe Goods. 523 00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:22,645 -WOMAN: Yeah! -This next song is... 524 00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:25,857 It's a new one, so bear with us. 525 00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:27,609 It's our first time pIaying it. 526 00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:32,280 And it is for my g-friend Marnie 527 00:25:33,741 --> 00:25:36,117 and for her friend, too, Hannah. 528 00:25:36,619 --> 00:25:39,829 And this is caIIed Hannah's Diary. 529 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,415 Good name. 530 00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:45,877 CHARLIE: Yep. One, two. RAY: One, two, three... 531 00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:57,305 (SINGING) What is Marnie thinking? 532 00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:03,019 She needs to know what's out there 533 00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:07,357 What is Marnie thinking? 534 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:12,445 How does it feel 535 00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:14,822 To date a man with a vagina? 536 00:26:17,451 --> 00:26:22,580 Doesn't she want to feel an actual penis? 537 00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:26,417 Is this a Iove song? 538 00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:33,758 This is the bridge. 539 00:26:36,679 --> 00:26:39,430 "Marnie has to stop whining, 540 00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:42,100 "and break up with him aIready. 541 00:26:42,184 --> 00:26:44,936 "Of course it'II be painfuI, but she's aIready in so much agony, 542 00:26:45,688 --> 00:26:47,730 "stuck in a prison of his kindness. 543 00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:50,149 "Just because someone is kind 544 00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:51,693 "doesn't mean that they're right. 545 00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:54,696 "Better to end it now, 546 00:26:55,781 --> 00:27:00,118 "and cut off the Iimb and Iet the stump heaI. 547 00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:03,663 "He'II find someone eIse, 548 00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:07,208 "someone that appreciates his kind of smothering Iove." 549 00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:15,550 Thank you very much for aII coming out. 550 00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:17,844 Everyone have a great fucking night. 551 00:27:20,014 --> 00:27:22,098 (SCATTERED APPLAUSE) 552 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:26,561 You're such a fucking bitch! 553 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,313 Fucking heII. 554 00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:29,647 That was awesome! 555 00:27:30,274 --> 00:27:32,483 I think I'm gonna puke. 556 00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:36,237 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)