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MARNIE: I can't beIieve we're two hours Iate.

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It's a gigantic fucking warehouse party.
It's not exactIy a prompt situation.

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Why are we even going?

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Because, Marnie, jaded as I am,

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I stiII hoId out hope
that the next party wiII be the best party ever.

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Okay, best party ever,

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to me, that's Iike saying best gym ever
or best nature documentary ever.

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Like, how good can it reaIIy be?

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This is odd.

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Just got a text message.
"What are you up to?"

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I don't know this number.

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Ask who it is.

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No. That's no fun.

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"At best party ever."

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(LAUGHS)

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"45 Bushwick PIace. Come."

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MARNIE: I think maybe I found it.

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HANNAH: Okay, Iet's go.

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MARNIE: It Iooks big and scary.

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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

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There are a Iot of peopIe here.

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Of course there are,
because every singIe person is coming.

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I don't know how
to properIy communicate this to you guys

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if you haven't heard me yet,

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but aII of BrookIyn
and two-thirds of Manhattan wiII be here.

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Oh, my gosh, I mean,
I just hope CharIie's okay seeing me.

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His band is pIaying.
I just cannot take a scene right now.

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Yeah, but you wouId never even find him.
It's Iike WaterworId in there.

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It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
We are here now.

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(ON THE FLOOR PLAYING)

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Join the movement. Tits out for Christmas.

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Promise me we'II stick together
in there, okay?

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What am I gonna do?
Go find my fixed-gear bike-riding friends?

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-I'm a Ioser.
-You're actuaIIy not.

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It's some weird mythoIogy
you have about yourseIf,

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kind of Iike the idea that you need
to get 1 1 hours of sIeep every night.

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I do ever since I had mono.

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Oh, my God, is that Shoshanna?

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Shosh!

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-Shoshanna!
-Hi. Hi.

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Get over here.

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Sorry. Sorry. Excuse me.

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Oh, my God. Thank God.

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-Oh, my God.
-You Iook reaIIy sweet.

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-ReaIIy? No.
-Yeah.

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I mean, this is, Iike, six months oId,
this outfit.

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Um, I've IiteraIIy been here for two hours
and I haven't spoken to anybody.

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I'm so happy to see you, I couId murder you.

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Oh, my God,
and your boyfriend's band is pIaying.

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Now I have to go say hi.

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-No, you don't.
-Yes, I do.

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(BAND PLAYING ALTERNATIVE ROCK)

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(MUSIC ENDS)

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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Thank you.

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Whoever brought a fucking baby,
you don't bring a baby to a party like this.

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Use your fucking head.

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We're Questionable Goods,
fully downloadable

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at questionablegoods.tv. Have a good night.

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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CHARLIE: Oh.

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-Hey.
-Hey.

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Mmm.

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It's nice to see your face.

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Yeah, I thought it might be. Nice set.

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Thank you.

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It's just nice to see that you're pIaying.

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You know, I know you didn't think
you were doing that enough.

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Yeah, right. No, actuaIIy,
we've got some reaIIy great things Iined up.

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I'm reaIIy, reaIIy happy for you, CharIie.

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Thanks.

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I mean, aII I ever wanted for you was

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to be abIe to find satisfaction
outside of our reIationship.

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Ah.

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Um, it's good to see you.

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Yeah. Yeah. No, you, too. You Iook great.

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This feeIs very, Iike, cordiaI and grown-up.

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Yeah. Yeah, right?

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WeII, it's, you know, it's mature.

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-Yeah.
-Right?

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-Ah!
-Ooh!

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-You were fucking awesome.
-Whoa. Shh, shh.

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-Thank you.
-You were amazing.

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-Um, Marnie, this is Audrey.
-Hi.

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Hi. Nice to meet you. How good was he?

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It was your first gig in, Iike, forever
and you guys rocked it.

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-Hmm, gig.
-I'm so impressed.

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-Um, sorry, what is going on?
-(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)

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What?

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-(CROWD CHEERING)
-What is going on with this?

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I don't understand.

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-It's been two weeks.
-Uh, yeah.

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This happened in two weeks?

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Yeah. No, I guess.
We just met and sort of cIicked.

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I'm sorry, who are you?

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You've never heard of me?

97
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No, shouId I have?

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Are you one of those Real Housewives?

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CHARLIE: Oh.

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You are a sociopath.

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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

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-This room is amateur hour.
-TotaIIy.

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AIthough I do Iove a man
who onIy hangs out with dykes.

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Look at them.

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They're fawning aII over him
Iike he owns a Home Depot.

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Whoo-hoo-hoo!

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Whoo! AII right!

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Okay, that's Adam.

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He does sort of Iook Iike the originaI man.

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No, Iike my Adam. Like Adam Adam.

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I've never seen him outside his house.

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I've never seen him with a shirt on.

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The Iast time I taIked to him,
he said that he missed me

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and he wouId pay me to come
eat popcorn with him,

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but then he hasn't returned a text of mine
in over two weeks.

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And I was just coming to terms
with the idea that he was dead.

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Why are you aII standing in a Iine?

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Because that is Adam
and I am not gonna taIk to him.

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WeII, I just watched CharIie get cIimbed
Iike a gym cIass rope by a tiny Navajo.

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And he didn't stop her because
he has a girIfriend and she is his girIfriend.

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What the fuck is she doing?

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(ADAM SHOUTING)

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Oh, Hannah? Hannah!

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Hey, guys, that's Hannah.

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-WOMAN: Hannah?
-Hannah!

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WOMAN: TeII her to come back.

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-ADAM: You fucking scared her!
-WOMAN: Oh, no! No, no!

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(THE CHAMP PLAYING)

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You Iook incredibIe.

130
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So does everyone
in The Age oflnnocence fan cIub

131
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get one of these orjust the goId members?

132
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-Everyone.
-Everyone gets one?

133
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-It's Iike wearabIe taxidermy.
-Mmm.

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Looks Iike it's just ready
to Iike just mouth-fuck you.

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-Just fucking...
-How's your bug-eyed girIfriend?

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She's not my girIfriend anymore.

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-No?
-Mmm-mmm. Didn't work.

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-Why?
-Er, a bunch of reasons.

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Her father's a shrink.
She Iaughs at her own jokes.

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So sexuaI...

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-Hi. Hi. Hi.
-Hi.

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I've been Iooking for you.
I just had this crazy reaIization.

143
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It's kind of amazing and I'm gonna share it
with you right now, okay?

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Okay, so I was thinking, no, I feeI, I beIieve

145
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that I can be much more awesome
in kickboxing cIass.

146
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Maybe I can even move towards the front
and peopIe wouId foIIow me.

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-Who the fuck is this?
-This is my cousin Shoshanna.

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Shoshanna, Ray. Ray, Shoshanna.

149
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-She is my maternaI cousin.
-Hi. Nice to meet you.

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So, Iike, what is it
about women that makes certain peopIe

151
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move towards the front, Iike, because they
have a BraziIian BIowout or they're engaged?

152
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No, those are materiaI concerns
that make them feeI the confidence

153
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to move towards the front, but it's not reaI.

154
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There are aIways two spaces
at Ieast near the front,

155
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and I work hard and I kick ass

156
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and I'm going towards the front.
Is it so crazy hot in here?

157
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-Are you aII right?
-Mmm-hmm. I think so.

158
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I'm reaIIy, reaIIy high.
I'm, Iike, out-of-my-mind high.

159
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I smoked some pot in Iine for the bathroom,
which is so dirty.

160
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Do not go in there unIess it's an emerge.

161
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With these guys in Iine for the bathroom,
they gave me some pot

162
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out of a pipe, but it was a stem.
They kept caIIing it a stem.

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-It was a stem.
-I don't think she's high on marijuana.

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-Was it a crack stem?
-No.

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-Did you smoke crack?
-No.

166
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-LittIe white rocks?
-No!

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It was a gIass cigarette and I'm high.

168
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And my ears feeI Iike popping.
Do your ears feeI Iike popping?

169
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Okay, hey, Iook at me. You smoked crack.

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You smoked just some crack.

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Oh, my God, don't teII my mom.

172
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Don't even teII me. I matricuIate at NYU.
And I just smoked crack.

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-What's going to happen?
-You're gonna be fine, okay?

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Crack can be reaIIy fun
under the right circumstances

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and it onIy Iasts a IittIe whiIe.

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And I'II take care of you.
I wiII be your crack spirit guide.

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Okay?

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Shh, shh.

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Oh, my God.

180
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-Oh, my fucking God.
-What? What is it?

181
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Can you watch her for one second?

182
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Her? Are you fucking kidding me? No way.

183
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I'm not a fucking JAP day care.
AbsoIuteIy not.

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PIease. That's my boss right there.

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AII I'm asking is that you just make sure

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she doesn't jump off a roof
or get fingered by a beat-boxer.

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Okay? Hey, Shosh, this is Ray.
Remember Ray?

188
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He's gonna be your new crack spirit guide.
Okay, I wiII be back. I'II be right back.

189
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So how Iong... Hey.

190
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Hey! Hey! Hey, come back!

191
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Wait! Over there, where are you going? Hey!

192
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It's been two weeks.
You know what I mean? Like...

193
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What if... I haven't done anything
in two weeks.

194
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I got your text.

195
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Oh, you... Oh, yeah.

196
00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,726
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

197
00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:06,021
This is a kiIIer party. Liking the vibe.

198
00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,523
-Is that so?
-Yeah.

199
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,149
-Liking the vibe?
-Good vibe.

200
00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,526
Oh, sorry. I'm sorry.

201
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You're gonna go to the front
in kickboxing cIass.

202
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-It's okay. It's okay.
-RAY: Shoshanna!

203
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:18,826
Just do not get raped by the man in pIaid.
Don't get raped by the man in pIaid.

204
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I'm your crack spirit guide!

205
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Stop!

206
00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:49,565
Oh, thanks, but, no, thanks.

207
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,234
I probabIy shouIdn't. I don't drink weII.

208
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You're Hannah, right?

209
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I am, yeah. You're friends with Adam?

210
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Yeah. Tako.

211
00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,244
It's nice to meet you, Tako.

212
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Yeah. It's with a "k."

213
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:05,873
Okay. So how do you pronounce it?

214
00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:07,791
Like that. You got it.

215
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,586
It's just I can usuaIIy teII
when someone thinks it's with a "c."

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AII right, weII, never again.

217
00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,007
It's not that big a deaI.

218
00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,217
It's just something that's important to me.

219
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Yeah, of course. I totaIIy understand.

220
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Sometimes peopIe pronounce
my name "Hana."

221
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Like I'm IsraeIi or something
and it can be compIeteIy disorienting.

222
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Yeah, I know, right?

223
00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:27,728
Hey, are you sure you don't want a drink?

224
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I'm good, yeah. I shouIdn't.
It never goes weII for me.

225
00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:34,234
Last time I got drunk, I ate aII this brie
and I threw up on my ceII phone.

226
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,029
Okay, awesome.

227
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AII right, no aIcohoI for you.

228
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Mmm.

229
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Oh.

230
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:46,288
Is that how you know Adam?

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-How?
-Through AA.

232
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Oh, no. He's in AA?

233
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Oh, shit.

234
00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,467
I just bIew his anonymousness.

235
00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,511
Oh, baIIs, man.

236
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,012
Don't teII him, aII right?

237
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:07,768
I just assumed that everyone that knew him,
Iike, I mean, reaIIy knew him, knew that.

238
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,854
That's Iike the main
defining thing about him, isn't it?

239
00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:14,983
WeII, that and his Iove of books.

240
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,780
WeII, he's got, Iike, huge ears.

241
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,198
WeII, yeah.

242
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:24,034
-So that's usuaIIy the first thing.
-Yeah.

243
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,542
SHOSHANNA: This is a reaIIy fast miIe.
So many caIories.

244
00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:34,253
-RAY: Hey!
-Burning the most caIories.

245
00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:35,379
Hey!

246
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:36,755
I was ideaI.

247
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:41,343
I'm just saying, if I were a guy,
Iike, you wouId have troubIe getting over me.

248
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,762
I'm not bragging. I'm not bragging.

249
00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:48,517
You wouId just find it difficuIt to, Iike...
To pick up, pack up your backpack...

250
00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:56,108
So when you texted me,
you didn't know it was me?

251
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:59,236
I rareIy save a number.

252
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,572
Right. Right.

253
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,783
Where's Katherine?

254
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:08,620
She's with the girIs visiting her mom.
I stayed home to work.

255
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,748
-Why do you do that?
-Do what?

256
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:14,543
Stay home to work when you don't have a job.

257
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,713
-Way to cushion the bIow.
-Come on.

258
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,966
I don't care if you don't know
what you want to be when you grow up.

259
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,219
But why not just Iet that
be your thing for a whiIe?

260
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,762
I can't expIain this to you.

261
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:29,850
Why is that?
Because you're afraid it won't seem sexy?

262
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,728
This is insane.

263
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:37,316
I can't beIieve I texted you to hang out.
Oh, my God. I'm that guy.

264
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:40,861
I'm the guy that brings a bottIe of wine
to a party Iike this.

265
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:42,821
Yeah.

266
00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:47,242
WeII, maybe Iet's put a pin in your
midIife crisis right now and go dance.

267
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,495
Come on.

268
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:50,621
(BOTTLE SHATTERS)

269
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:53,248
MAN 1 : Hey!
MAN 2: You just dropped a bottIe on us!

270
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,792
MAN 1 : That's fucking dangerous.
MAN 2: Jesus.

271
00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:58,003
JEFF: Sorry, we didn't know
that you were down there.

272
00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:01,632
I did it, and I'd do it again,
you crusty sacks of shit.

273
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,342
What did you caII us?

274
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:05,260
You heard me. Crusty.

275
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,262
A crusty? ReaIIy?

276
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:11,350
You're gonna reduce us to a subcuIture
and then not accurateIy name the subcuIture?

277
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,852
-Nice.
-Bet you were born on a dirt fIoor.

278
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:15,604
What is that fucking supposed to mean?

279
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,774
It means I don't think you're cooI
and I think your mother was poor.

280
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,025
MAN 1 : What did you say to me, bitch?

281
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,194
Okay, guys, Iisten.
Let's Iet cooIer heads prevaiI.

282
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:25,489
-Come on.
-God, you just spit on CharIes Manson.

283
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:27,824
(BANG BANG BANG PLAYING)

284
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,984
-Oh, hey, Hannah, hi.
-Hi.

285
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,987
I just thought I shouId come over
and say hi to you.

286
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:08,782
No, I'm gIad you did. I saw you earIier.
I tried to say hi, but you couIdn't hear me.

287
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:14,204
Um, you Iook great. That's a great shirt.
You seem great.

288
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:16,498
Thank you.

289
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,029
(PANTING)

290
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,490
Okay. Okay.

291
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,120
Fine. Okay.

292
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,456
-Listen... Ah!
-Eyes!

293
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,124
-Foot!
-Oh!

294
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,501
-Groin!
-Oh, fuck!

295
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:02,878
Fuck!

296
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,796
Stop chasing me!

297
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,214
(GROANING)

298
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:14,765
Your cousin toId me to stay with you

299
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,725
because she didn't want you to be Ieft aIone

300
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,478
because you smoked crack. Okay?

301
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,189
Fuck. My baIIs are throbbing.

302
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,815
Oh, my God.

303
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,984
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

304
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,445
I took this ModeI Mugging course
and you beat up a guy

305
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,697
dressed Iike a giant mattress
to Iearn seIf-defense.

306
00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:33,492
I don't have a mattress, okay?

307
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:37,579
And you're ridicuIousIy strong,
Iike inexpIicabIy mutant strong.

308
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,666
I've reaIIy never tried it on a reaI man before.

309
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,126
I can't beIieve it worked so weII.

310
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:46,463
It's an honor to be your first.

311
00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,466
I think it was probabIy the crack.

312
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,551
It might have been the crack.

313
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,845
That might have had something to do with it.

314
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:55,138
(EXHALES)

315
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:58,850
I took sports therapy cIass Iast semester
to meet jocks.

316
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,019
It was mostIy Indian girIs.

317
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:03,730
But I couId, Iike,
massage you in a nonsexuaI way.

318
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,111
You want to massage my groin
in a nonsexuaI way?

319
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:12,280
Yeah, yeah. If it'II heIp.

320
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,783
Yeah, okay. Yeah, maybe it'II heIp.

321
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,451
-Okay, okay.
-Yeah.

322
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:21,456
(EXHALES)

323
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:30,674
Yeah, this isn't sexuaI at aII.

324
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,509
No, it's not.

325
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,099
It feeIs nice.

326
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,059
-Good.
-Yeah.

327
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,357
(HOUSE MUSIC PLAYING)

328
00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:21,349
EIijah?

329
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,852
Hi. Oh, my God.

330
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,604
-Hi.
-Hi.

331
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:27,397
So good to see you.

332
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,903
ADAM: If you want to bust, I'm going
to the navy yard on a scrapping mission.

333
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,112
What for?

334
00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:37,783
I'm buiIding a boat that we're gonna saiI
down the Hudson on the Fourth of JuIy.

335
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:41,369
And as it goes, it'II break.
In the Iast miIe, it's gonna sink.

336
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,954
WiII you be on it?

337
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,249
-Yeah, weII, I can swim.
-Oh, cooI.

338
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:48,210
Do you want to come with?

339
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:51,379
I can't go scrapping right now.
I'm here with my friends, so...

340
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,965
-CouId you hoId my backpack?
-Yeah, of course I wiII.

341
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,135
I wouId do anything for you
because I think you are very brave

342
00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:59,596
and have come a very Iong way.

343
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,810
Okay, I am ready to rock. Ah!

344
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,159
Oi!

345
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:32,462
CouId you sIow down a IittIe bit, pIease?

346
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,049
This is fun.

347
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:37,634
Uh-huh.

348
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,928
I mean, it's onIy been two weeks.

349
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,347
Two weeks. I mean, I can't fucking beIieve it.

350
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,140
-It's unreaI.
-I know. It's awfuI.

351
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:45,308
And Hannah couId give a shit.

352
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:48,562
She's Iike, "There's Adam.
I'II go taIk to him. See you Iater."

353
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:49,896
-Just Iike she aIways does.
-Oh, I know.

354
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:52,482
-WeII, that's our Hannah.
-I know, right?

355
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,359
Why am I teIIing you
about how seIfish Hannah is?

356
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:57,153
-You know aII about that.
-Oh, I sure do.

357
00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:01,658
EIijah, it's so good to see you. It reaIIy is.

358
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,911
You two are cut from the same cIoth,
aren't you?

359
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,413
What?

360
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,373
I haven't seen you since coIIege,

361
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:14,671
and then you make me Iisten to the same crap
I've been Iistening to since 2006.

362
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,048
It aII sounds Iike vintage Hannah.

363
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,551
No, no, no. I'm just in a moment of crisis.

364
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,595
Like, you're here, so I'm taIking to you.

365
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:23,763
Hannah's the seIfish one.
Everybody knows that.

366
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,308
-Hannah's seIfish?
-Yes.

367
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:29,394
Was she seIfish when you made out with me
sophomore year?

368
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,479
That was during Rent rehearsaIs.

369
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,774
Was it?
Because I remember Hannah had mono

370
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:38,612
and we were in your dorm room
and your nippIes got hard.

371
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,990
But whatever you need to teII yourseIf
to get through the night.

372
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:45,911
Are you serious? That was seIfish?
How's this for seIfish?

373
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:52,834
You dated Hannah for two years
when aII the whiIe you were a secret queer.

374
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,712
Oh, secret.

375
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,049
Rent rehearsaIs.

376
00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:01,092
WeII, I don't know whose dick
you had to suck to get that part,

377
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,595
because your voice sounds
Iike a bag of dying babies.

378
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,388
(GASPS)

379
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:09,768
That's a deIicate spot for me.

380
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:12,729
I am never coming back
to Bushwick again, ever!

381
00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:16,441
I'm reaIIy scared, Adam.
Can you pIease stop the bike?

382
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,526
We're aImost at the junk pIace.
Just keep hoIding on.

383
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:22,781
WeII, I want to waIk,
so pIease stop the bike, Adam.

384
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:24,532
(BRAKES SQUEAK)

385
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:28,036
Aw, shit.

386
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:31,122
I'm teIIing you, I'm having appendicitis.

387
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:32,624
I need to see someone.

388
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,834
We'II caII you
as soon as there's some avaiIabiIity.

389
00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:36,878
WOMAN: My doctor gave me some Vicodin.

390
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:39,339
Is that what it's caIIed?
Something for the pain.

391
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:41,549
Look, ma'am,
you're gonna have to wait your turn.

392
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:51,142
I'm gonna burst aII over this freakin' fIoor

393
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:53,812
and you're gonna have to cIean that crap up.

394
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:56,564
I'm on to her.

395
00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:01,027
I don't know how I'm gonna expIain this
to Katherine.

396
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,239
Just teII her the truth.

397
00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:07,283
That I foIIowed you to Bushwick
and got beat up by crusty punks?

398
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,746
That was cIearIy your first fight.

399
00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:14,332
You're Iucky it wasn't your Iast.

400
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,084
I heard that in a boxing gym once.

401
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:20,755
(SIGHS)

402
00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:23,800
(CRYING)

403
00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:25,885
Oh, God.

404
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,179
I'm so sorry.

405
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:34,060
-(SNORTS)
-Shh.

406
00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:43,862
This feeIs so good.

407
00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:49,409
Shh.

408
00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:54,080
You shouId come home with me.
Let's spend the night together.

409
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,667
I mean, we won't do anything.

410
00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:02,464
We'II just...
We'II just keep each other company.

411
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:05,967
-I'm sick.
-No.

412
00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:08,470
I'm sick.

413
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:11,806
I can't do this kind of thing anymore.

414
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:16,603
You're a tease.

415
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,399
I Iiked you better
when you were being the good guy.

416
00:23:24,487 --> 00:23:26,154
Ain't that the way?

417
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,867
Don't be cross. We can stiII be friends.

418
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:35,246
We weren't friends to begin with.
You work for my kids.

419
00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:40,001
(PHONE RINGING)

420
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,712
You okay?

421
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,931
-HeIIo.
-MARNIE: Where are you?

422
00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:55,767
Like a fucking heap of trash somewhere.
I don't know.

423
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:57,185
Send me a drop pin.

424
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:58,645
Okay.

425
00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:04,776
You okay?

426
00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:07,403
I'II be a Iot more okay if you Ieave me aIone.

427
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,364
I'm sending a drop pin.

428
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:10,824
Okay.

429
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:17,038
Tako toId me that you're an aIcohoIic.

430
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:20,959
I don't drink, no.

431
00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:24,879
But you're, Iike, in AA.
That's, Iike, a whoIe thing you never toId me.

432
00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:29,717
It's been a part of my Iife since I was 1 7.
It's a big part of my Iife.

433
00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:34,305
Yeah, I mean, I guess if you're drinking, you
can't steer your sinking Fourth of JuIy boat.

434
00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:37,600
-But you never toId me.
-You never asked.

435
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,811
Was I supposed to fucking guess?

436
00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:41,813
'Cause you don't reaIIy seem
Iike you're in recovery from much.

437
00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:44,399
-I think you might be a sex addict.
-You're right, I may be.

438
00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:46,943
Again, that's shit you shouId have shared!

439
00:24:47,111 --> 00:24:48,528
You never asked!

440
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,697
You never ask me anything

441
00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:53,158
besides, "Does this feeI okay?"
Or, "Do you Iike my skirt?"

442
00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:54,826
Or, "How much is your rent?"

443
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:57,912
I'm not gonna fucking taIk your ear off
about shit you don't ask about.

444
00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:00,665
You don't want to know me.

445
00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:03,376
You want to come over in the night
and have me fuck the dog shit out of you.

446
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:05,503
Then you want to Ieave
and write about it in your diary.

447
00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:07,046
You don't want to know me.

448
00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:11,009
Do you ever even think about me
when I'm not there?

449
00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:12,677
See?

450
00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:19,851
Step away from her!

451
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,520
Who are you?

452
00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:24,022
I'm her best friend,

453
00:25:24,106 --> 00:25:27,817
and I wiII not hesitate to press charges
if you don't step away from her.

454
00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:32,405
I know aII about you
and your sick instincts, okay?

455
00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:35,283
And I'm not scared
to be very cIear with peopIe

456
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:38,286
about the kind of man that you are.

457
00:25:38,579 --> 00:25:40,330
I am so fucking out of here.

458
00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:43,249
That's a reaI change.
I'd never expect that from you.

459
00:25:43,334 --> 00:25:44,876
You sound Iike a schooIteacher.

460
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,129
Yeah, weII,
enjoy going through Iife as yourseIf.

461
00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:50,048
Wait.

462
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:54,177
Hannah.

463
00:25:57,473 --> 00:25:59,349
-Your backpack.
-Thanks.

464
00:25:59,642 --> 00:26:00,725
Hannah.

465
00:26:00,851 --> 00:26:03,102
Look, kid,
I don't know what you want from me.

466
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:07,482
Do you want me to be your boyfriend?

467
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,945
Is that it?
Do you want me to be your fucking boyfriend?

468
00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:13,988
(WHlTE NlGHTS PLAYING)