1 00:00:08,051 --> 00:00:09,469 I don't care about hair. 2 00:00:09,552 --> 00:00:13,098 It grows, it shrinks. You can't get attached. 3 00:00:13,264 --> 00:00:15,892 Plus, you should feel very confident 'cause I'm a lot better at this 4 00:00:15,975 --> 00:00:19,020 when I'm not in the middle of an obsessive-compulsive meltdown. 5 00:00:21,356 --> 00:00:22,482 Fuck. 6 00:00:27,362 --> 00:00:28,446 What? 7 00:00:29,656 --> 00:00:30,949 Wait... 8 00:00:31,700 --> 00:00:33,118 I can't hear you. Calm down. 9 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:34,661 Breathe from your stomach. 10 00:00:35,704 --> 00:00:36,996 Where are you? 11 00:00:37,122 --> 00:00:38,123 I'm at the end of my rope. 12 00:00:38,498 --> 00:00:39,958 Are you serious? 13 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:41,209 I need your address... 14 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:44,212 Okay, okay, okay. 15 00:00:44,295 --> 00:00:46,005 1616 India Street. 16 00:00:47,465 --> 00:00:49,050 Yes, see you in a bit. 17 00:00:50,427 --> 00:00:52,345 Who did you just give our address to? 18 00:00:53,555 --> 00:00:55,932 My sister. 19 00:00:57,267 --> 00:00:58,560 I mean, I guess I should've known 20 00:00:58,643 --> 00:01:00,979 what was going on from the beginning, you know? 21 00:01:01,062 --> 00:01:03,982 But he had so many pets and he was so good to them. 22 00:01:04,065 --> 00:01:07,485 How could a man who loves animals with such a haunting totality 23 00:01:07,569 --> 00:01:09,571 just turn around and brutally rebuff me? 24 00:01:09,654 --> 00:01:11,364 - It doesn't make sense. - It's shocking. 25 00:01:11,448 --> 00:01:13,199 - It is. - So, I don't fucking get it. 26 00:01:13,283 --> 00:01:15,744 He just dropped you by the side of the road? 27 00:01:15,827 --> 00:01:17,036 Yeah, right to the guardrail. 28 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:19,789 "Go," he said, "I'm saving you from me." 29 00:01:19,956 --> 00:01:23,376 I hitched to the nearest bus station, and a very sweet, sad-eyed clerk 30 00:01:23,460 --> 00:01:25,837 took pity on me and gave me a ticket. Thank God. 31 00:01:26,337 --> 00:01:28,715 I am so sorry this happened. 32 00:01:28,798 --> 00:01:29,924 I really am. 33 00:01:30,008 --> 00:01:32,510 Thank you so much. You're so sweet. 34 00:01:32,969 --> 00:01:36,097 I promise I won't avail myself of your hospitality for very long. 35 00:01:36,181 --> 00:01:39,184 Fuck, no. You're not availing yourself of it at all. 36 00:01:39,350 --> 00:01:40,852 Adam, we have a spare room. 37 00:01:40,935 --> 00:01:43,229 We're happy to have you stay with us for as long as you need to... 38 00:01:43,313 --> 00:01:45,190 No, she can't. You're not staying. 39 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:46,483 You can wipe your nose with some toilet paper, 40 00:01:46,566 --> 00:01:48,318 then you can fucking get lost. 41 00:01:49,402 --> 00:01:52,989 I understand your frustration with me, Addie, I really do. 42 00:01:53,072 --> 00:01:56,618 But I have nowhere to get lost to, okay? 43 00:01:56,701 --> 00:01:58,745 I'm unemployed and homeless. 44 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:02,749 I got fired because apparently nobody trusts a young, beautiful teacher. 45 00:02:02,832 --> 00:02:05,126 They only want old, stinky ones. 46 00:02:05,335 --> 00:02:07,420 Horrible double standard in our culture. 47 00:02:07,504 --> 00:02:10,799 Believe me, this is the last place in the world I want to be. 48 00:02:10,882 --> 00:02:13,134 Obviously it's not the last place because you're here 49 00:02:13,218 --> 00:02:15,303 even though I told you you're never welcome to stay with me again 50 00:02:15,386 --> 00:02:16,805 after you tried to euthanize Grandma Helen. 51 00:02:16,888 --> 00:02:19,015 She asked me to! She said she was terminal! 52 00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:21,392 I'm sorry that I believed our dying grandma! 53 00:02:21,476 --> 00:02:22,727 There's not a fucking chance! 54 00:02:22,811 --> 00:02:24,771 Not a fucking chance in hell, Liney. 55 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:30,151 I don't know why you're being so mean to her, okay? 56 00:02:30,235 --> 00:02:32,904 We have this whole extra bedroom for exactly this purpose. 57 00:02:33,112 --> 00:02:35,448 We have all that fancy soap I stole from my parents' hotel. 58 00:02:35,698 --> 00:02:37,158 - I don't get why you're doing this. - You don't know... 59 00:02:37,242 --> 00:02:39,744 I know you're just trying to be nice, but there is no being nice to this girl. 60 00:02:39,828 --> 00:02:41,037 She destroys everything in her wake. 61 00:02:41,246 --> 00:02:42,956 - That's not possible. - She can't stay. 62 00:02:43,122 --> 00:02:45,667 I know her better than you do. Trust me, please. 63 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:46,751 I'm not being a dick. 64 00:02:48,044 --> 00:02:49,712 - Okay, I trust you. - Thank you. 65 00:02:50,088 --> 00:02:51,172 You're welcome. 66 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:54,592 - No. - Okay. 67 00:03:06,938 --> 00:03:09,315 I'm not aware of too many things 68 00:03:09,399 --> 00:03:11,901 I know what I know, if you know what I mean 69 00:03:12,777 --> 00:03:14,153 Mean 70 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,243 - Philosophy... - Philosophy 71 00:03:20,451 --> 00:03:22,579 ...Is the talk on a cereal box 72 00:03:22,662 --> 00:03:25,123 - Religion... - Religion 73 00:03:25,206 --> 00:03:27,625 ...is the smile on a dog 74 00:03:27,709 --> 00:03:28,710 Yeah 75 00:03:28,793 --> 00:03:30,753 I'm not aware of too many things 76 00:03:30,837 --> 00:03:33,590 I know what I know, if you know what I mean 77 00:03:33,882 --> 00:03:35,008 Mean 78 00:03:35,341 --> 00:03:36,676 Do yeah... 79 00:03:37,093 --> 00:03:39,804 Look, I just need you to take this video down. 80 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:43,057 I don't have the password, but it is my face, okay? 81 00:03:43,141 --> 00:03:45,768 I am in the video. I can give you proof of that. 82 00:03:45,852 --> 00:03:46,978 It's me. 83 00:03:47,145 --> 00:03:49,898 No, it's my... Yeah, it's my face. 84 00:03:49,981 --> 00:03:51,858 I am in the video. What more do you want? 85 00:03:51,941 --> 00:03:54,444 Do you want me to send you proof of identification or something 86 00:03:54,527 --> 00:03:56,112 so you know it's me? I can do that. 87 00:03:56,195 --> 00:03:59,282 I could, like, text you my driver's license or something. 88 00:04:00,533 --> 00:04:03,703 I'm not gonna ask him for it because I fucking hate him. 89 00:04:03,786 --> 00:04:06,247 He broke my heart. He, like, ruined my fucking life. 90 00:04:06,331 --> 00:04:07,916 I'm not gonna get in touch with him. 91 00:04:08,708 --> 00:04:11,210 You are a moron! Seriously? 92 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:13,504 Why can't you understand this? 93 00:04:13,755 --> 00:04:14,964 No, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry. 94 00:04:15,048 --> 00:04:17,216 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 95 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:20,011 I did not mean to offend you. I'm really, really sorry. 96 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:21,220 What's your name? 97 00:04:22,180 --> 00:04:23,890 Marcel? My name's Marnie. 98 00:04:23,973 --> 00:04:26,935 I really apologize for losing my temper at you. 99 00:04:41,366 --> 00:04:42,951 Hey, Caroline. 100 00:04:43,368 --> 00:04:47,830 I am so sorry, but I forgot that my friend, Kerrity is coming to stay here. 101 00:04:47,914 --> 00:04:49,624 She's an old gymnastics friend, 102 00:04:49,707 --> 00:04:51,751 and I just don't feel comfortable leaving her in the lurch... 103 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:54,504 I understand. It's totally okay, Hannah. I'll be fine. 104 00:04:54,587 --> 00:04:57,131 - Okay, great. - I'm really not as fragile as he thinks I am. 105 00:04:57,215 --> 00:04:59,342 - Okay, good. - I'm really a good old girl. 106 00:04:59,425 --> 00:05:01,803 - Good. - But if you did have some arnica 107 00:05:01,886 --> 00:05:04,555 for these bruises on my thigh, that would be so helpful. 108 00:05:05,390 --> 00:05:08,309 Did you run into something, or is that more of, like, an abuse scenario? 109 00:05:08,393 --> 00:05:10,395 - 'Cause those are really... - You know, I don't know what to call 110 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:12,063 a provoked physical attack by someone you love. 111 00:05:12,146 --> 00:05:13,982 - I really don't. - He fucking hit you? 112 00:05:14,691 --> 00:05:17,068 - Where is he now? - It's not that simple. 113 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:19,779 You know, I have a much more complex view of these things. 114 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:22,490 I have recently become just keenly aware 115 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:25,326 of the challenge that I present to those who surround me, and I was... 116 00:05:25,410 --> 00:05:27,620 Do you want to come to my birthday party? 117 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:30,665 I mean, I don't know, it might be totally lame, and I'm not sure... 118 00:05:30,748 --> 00:05:32,250 My mom and my best friend are organizing. 119 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:33,418 It could be just ridiculous, 120 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:35,753 but maybe it'll take your mind off things and, who knows? 121 00:05:36,295 --> 00:05:38,006 It would be my honor. 122 00:05:38,089 --> 00:05:39,382 - Thank you. - Good. 123 00:05:39,841 --> 00:05:41,092 - Thank you. - Good. 124 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:46,597 Adam, can I borrow pants, a shirt, and a dickey for the birthday party, please? 125 00:05:47,432 --> 00:05:50,351 Did I mention the drug test we require of all new employees? 126 00:05:50,435 --> 00:05:52,061 I'm kidding. Welcome aboard. 127 00:05:52,145 --> 00:05:53,521 See you next week. 128 00:05:56,107 --> 00:05:57,859 So, is that the first hire? 129 00:05:57,942 --> 00:06:01,195 Yeah, 'cause you made me take all the Bad News Bears from the old location, 130 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:02,572 which is bullshit. 131 00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:05,658 Loyalty will get you everywhere. 132 00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:09,370 You know, if you wrote down all these business lessons, 133 00:06:09,454 --> 00:06:11,956 then you wouldn't have to spout embarrassing platitudes in public. 134 00:06:12,290 --> 00:06:13,499 Think about that. 135 00:06:13,583 --> 00:06:16,794 The fact is, Ray, I won't be spouting platitudes much longer. 136 00:06:17,670 --> 00:06:19,172 I know, you're sick. 137 00:06:19,255 --> 00:06:20,965 The thing is, if you don't tell me what you're sick with, 138 00:06:21,049 --> 00:06:22,341 then I can't help you. 139 00:06:22,425 --> 00:06:24,052 And furthermore, I can't care. 140 00:06:24,260 --> 00:06:26,637 That is heartwarming, Ray. 141 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:29,140 Ray, I love you. 142 00:06:29,474 --> 00:06:30,600 Like a son. 143 00:06:31,309 --> 00:06:33,561 I love you like a bastard son. 144 00:06:34,645 --> 00:06:35,855 I love you, too, Hermie. 145 00:06:36,314 --> 00:06:37,982 I do, and I have to admit... 146 00:06:39,525 --> 00:06:41,319 I'm kinda scared, you know? 147 00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:43,946 Life can be terrifying, even if you're not sick. 148 00:06:44,739 --> 00:06:46,616 No, no, I'm scared of being a boss. 149 00:06:46,699 --> 00:06:49,202 Like, a real, legitimate boss, you know? 150 00:06:49,327 --> 00:06:51,412 Of making decisions for the entire team. 151 00:06:51,746 --> 00:06:53,915 Of having boundaries and respecting those boundaries. 152 00:06:53,998 --> 00:06:56,167 Of being the type of man that can handle all this shit. 153 00:06:56,584 --> 00:06:57,919 It's simple, Ray. 154 00:06:58,002 --> 00:07:00,588 Don't hit anyone, don't shtup anyone, 155 00:07:01,047 --> 00:07:03,883 clean so that rats don't get tempted, and you got yourself a business. 156 00:07:04,675 --> 00:07:06,010 Don't shtup anybody? 157 00:07:07,011 --> 00:07:08,429 - Yeah. - Okay, okay. 158 00:07:08,513 --> 00:07:10,640 All right. If it's really that simple, I can do that. 159 00:07:11,224 --> 00:07:13,893 I can do that for you, but I'm telling you, you're gonna outlive us all. 160 00:07:14,685 --> 00:07:16,771 You'll see, you're gonna be like Ingmar fucking Bergman. 161 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:18,606 He said he was gonna die every day. 162 00:07:18,815 --> 00:07:21,859 He lived to his late 80s on his own private Swedish island. 163 00:07:22,527 --> 00:07:23,861 Think about it, Hermie. 164 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:35,206 - Ray! - Yay! 165 00:07:36,207 --> 00:07:37,625 Holla! 166 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:39,627 Happy birthday! 167 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:42,130 - Surprise! - It's not a surprise party. 168 00:07:42,213 --> 00:07:44,006 - Oh. - I'm still so excited. 169 00:07:44,090 --> 00:07:45,216 I have no idea why he said that. 170 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:46,342 I specifically told him not to. 171 00:07:46,425 --> 00:07:47,468 I forgot. 172 00:07:47,552 --> 00:07:49,971 This is so amazing that you guys are doing this for me. 173 00:07:50,054 --> 00:07:52,390 We're just paying. Marnie's done so much. 174 00:07:52,473 --> 00:07:53,975 I can't believe you're turning 25. 175 00:07:54,058 --> 00:07:56,144 - Where does the time go? - I don't know. 176 00:07:56,227 --> 00:07:58,271 - You look so wonderful. - Thank you. 177 00:07:58,437 --> 00:08:01,691 Doesn't she? I keep telling her she could look like this every day if she wanted. 178 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:04,110 You really look great, sweetie. 179 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:06,821 Oh, this is Adam's sister, Caroline. 180 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:09,824 - Oh, hi. - Just so healthy and clean, 181 00:08:09,907 --> 00:08:12,785 - and just, you know, wow. - Mom, I get it. 182 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:14,162 Hey. Mmm. 183 00:08:14,245 --> 00:08:15,955 Oh, hi. 184 00:08:16,038 --> 00:08:17,123 Oh, golly. 185 00:08:17,206 --> 00:08:18,416 Okay, okay, okay. That's enough. 186 00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:21,377 And you remember Adam from my period of mental illness. 187 00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:23,379 Hey, so fucking good to see you, Mr. Horvath. 188 00:08:23,462 --> 00:08:25,464 - You're fucking right. - Mrs. Horvath. 189 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:27,341 - How are you? - Just a family affair, huh? 190 00:08:27,425 --> 00:08:29,844 It's great you could make it, Caroline. 191 00:08:30,303 --> 00:08:32,430 Anyway, so you guys should all go get drinks. 192 00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:35,016 We're paying for all of the liquor until 10:00 p.m. 193 00:08:35,099 --> 00:08:36,517 We are paying. 194 00:08:36,601 --> 00:08:40,146 And if you do want to get a drink, just use the passcode, which is "banana." 195 00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:41,939 Banana. 196 00:08:42,023 --> 00:08:44,400 Banana, banana. 197 00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:46,652 Yep, it is, and if you say it too loudly, 198 00:08:46,736 --> 00:08:48,487 everyone else will hear it and then they'll get free drinks, 199 00:08:48,571 --> 00:08:49,739 so just keep it to yourself, yeah. 200 00:08:49,947 --> 00:08:51,282 I'm gonna show you around. 201 00:08:52,450 --> 00:08:53,826 Hannah... 202 00:08:53,910 --> 00:08:54,994 I'll be right back. 203 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:57,205 So, Caroline, how old are you? 204 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:00,958 I love your hat. 205 00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:02,877 You're so great to do this, 206 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,713 especially considering everything you're dealing with, with Charlie and... 207 00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:06,797 Are you joking? 208 00:09:06,881 --> 00:09:09,342 This is, like, the nicest distraction for me to have. 209 00:09:09,425 --> 00:09:11,761 It's so good for me to, like, throw myself into this. 210 00:09:11,844 --> 00:09:13,346 And I'll have a bunch of party pictures 211 00:09:13,429 --> 00:09:15,973 that I can post to Instagram 'cause I know he checks it. 212 00:09:16,515 --> 00:09:18,309 - He definitely checks it. - He fucking checks it. 213 00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:21,270 - Happy birthday, boo! - Hi, how are you, Tako? 214 00:09:21,354 --> 00:09:23,231 Happy birthday. This is Prietta. 215 00:09:23,314 --> 00:09:25,691 - Hey, good to meet you. - This is my love. Where's Adam? 216 00:09:25,775 --> 00:09:27,860 He's stuck with my parents. Please go rescue him. 217 00:09:27,985 --> 00:09:29,445 - I'll be back. - Sorry. 218 00:09:29,528 --> 00:09:31,030 I just have something to show you. 219 00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:32,990 Awesome. Laird! 220 00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:34,283 Hannah, hi. 221 00:09:34,492 --> 00:09:37,245 On the occasion of your birthday, I present... 222 00:09:37,328 --> 00:09:39,538 You know what? You can just go ahead and leave that in the back room 223 00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:41,374 - with the rest of the presents. - I am so sorry. Bye, Laird. 224 00:09:41,457 --> 00:09:44,752 - Tinu! Hi! - Oh, hey! Happy birthday. 225 00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:46,504 - No. - I'll find you in a second. 226 00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:48,089 Just really quick. 227 00:09:50,258 --> 00:09:51,926 - Boo! - Oh, my God! 228 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:54,011 - Happy birthday! - Hello, darling. 229 00:09:54,345 --> 00:09:57,890 - Hi. - You look amaze, birthday girl. 230 00:09:57,974 --> 00:09:59,809 - Thank you. - I have some drinks for everybody. 231 00:09:59,892 --> 00:10:00,977 Thank you. 232 00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:02,603 This is great. Cheers. 233 00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:04,647 Twenty fucking five. 234 00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:06,190 - That's how old I am. - Oh, my God. 235 00:10:06,274 --> 00:10:07,775 I cannot believe it. How does it feel? 236 00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:09,235 - It feels great. - Yeah? 237 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,653 Being 25 is great. 238 00:10:10,903 --> 00:10:12,530 It's really amazing that all three of you 239 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:14,699 have accomplished so little in the four years since college. 240 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,409 I mean, think about it. Four years. 241 00:10:17,326 --> 00:10:18,452 Four years is, like, nothing. 242 00:10:18,536 --> 00:10:20,830 Your 21st birthday feels like yesterday to me. 243 00:10:20,913 --> 00:10:22,957 Do you remember, we sang the duet from Rent? 244 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:24,959 Oh, my God, we sang Take Me or Leave Me. 245 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:27,628 - It was atrocious. - It was so fun. 246 00:10:27,712 --> 00:10:30,047 It was the happiest we've ever been, remember? 247 00:10:30,131 --> 00:10:32,550 We should do it again. There's a stage right there. 248 00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:35,469 Marnie, I cherish you on an interpersonal level, 249 00:10:35,553 --> 00:10:39,056 I love this party. The last thing I want to do is sing anything from Rent. 250 00:10:40,308 --> 00:10:41,559 Okay. 251 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:44,103 Choke me in the shallow water... 252 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:46,731 Guys, I really wish you weren't watching this right now. 253 00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:48,274 Marnie, it's not that bad. 254 00:10:48,566 --> 00:10:51,652 I just... Charlie made me do it and then he, like, put it on YouTube 255 00:10:51,736 --> 00:10:53,195 and he was like, "Ta-da." 256 00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:56,782 But should've been like, "Fuck you. Here's the video." 257 00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:59,660 Marnie, you were definitely complicit in the creation of this. 258 00:11:00,036 --> 00:11:01,996 Why don't you just call him and ask for his password? 259 00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:05,124 I don't want to fucking call him, and I do not want to know his password. 260 00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:08,419 Maybe his password is, "I shape my pubes into a neat box." 261 00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:11,922 People are so mean in the comment section. 262 00:11:12,006 --> 00:11:13,174 Oh, my God, it's crazy. 263 00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:16,886 "Please stab this Disney princess in the face and shut her the fuck up." 264 00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:19,555 Don't... I don't want to read... I don't read comments. 265 00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,223 This guy likes your tits. 266 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:55,549 Hey. 267 00:12:03,307 --> 00:12:04,809 You're not dancing. 268 00:12:06,394 --> 00:12:07,770 No, I'm not. 269 00:12:09,522 --> 00:12:10,815 You're not fucking dancing. 270 00:12:13,401 --> 00:12:15,152 I'm not fucking dancing. 271 00:12:17,363 --> 00:12:18,572 Dance with me. 272 00:12:19,657 --> 00:12:21,033 I'm gonna pass. 273 00:12:21,242 --> 00:12:23,786 Oh, don't be so stoic. Dance with me. 274 00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:25,538 Really, I'm okay. Thank you. 275 00:12:26,247 --> 00:12:27,540 Thank you. 276 00:12:27,832 --> 00:12:30,584 I leave my body during sex. It's called disassociation. 277 00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:32,795 It's an anxiety symptom. 278 00:12:35,256 --> 00:12:37,425 Listen, I just got out of a relationship, okay? 279 00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:39,760 And my ex is here and I'm not really in the mood to talk... 280 00:12:39,844 --> 00:12:41,011 What? 281 00:12:41,846 --> 00:12:43,889 I said I'm not really in the mood to talk to... 282 00:12:43,973 --> 00:12:46,392 I can't hear you. Can you come a little closer? 283 00:12:48,436 --> 00:12:49,937 I said I'm not really in the mood... 284 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,063 Ow! 285 00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:53,566 What the fuck is wrong with you? 286 00:12:55,985 --> 00:12:56,986 Sorry? 287 00:12:57,069 --> 00:12:58,529 Jesus Christ. 288 00:13:06,078 --> 00:13:07,538 Excuse me? 289 00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:09,498 Hello? 290 00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:11,459 - Barkeep! - Good luck. 291 00:13:11,709 --> 00:13:13,961 This guy apparently hates serving people. 292 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,881 It's like his biggest pet peeve, doing his job. 293 00:13:17,423 --> 00:13:20,134 You can tell he fancies himself one of these mixologists, right? 294 00:13:20,885 --> 00:13:23,262 Dude, they're not going home with you, okay? 295 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,555 Be reasonable. 296 00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:30,853 Zombie flirt. 297 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:34,482 Oh. 298 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:37,067 I like your style. 299 00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:38,861 - I'm Ray. - Kobi. 300 00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:40,738 Kobi. Good man, Kobi. 301 00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:42,281 Good man, indeed. 302 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,283 So, what brings you out here tonight, Kobi? 303 00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:47,495 Why does any guy come to a place where there's dancing? 304 00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:48,787 A girl told me to come. 305 00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:52,082 Right. And who is this tantalizing vixen? Hmm? 306 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:54,043 Shoshanna Shapiro. 307 00:13:57,713 --> 00:13:59,089 Oh, you know her? 308 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,050 A little bit. 309 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:02,843 Yeah, how'd you guys meet? 310 00:14:02,927 --> 00:14:04,261 On the street, actually. 311 00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,931 - On the street? - This girl is crazy. 312 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,599 I mean, she was drunk and she just screams, 313 00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:10,935 "Hey, hottie. You know where I can find some dank weed?" 314 00:14:11,602 --> 00:14:15,105 So I'm telling her, and then her and her friends pull me into a cab with them. 315 00:14:15,189 --> 00:14:17,483 - It was like a Cîroc commercial, I swear. - Oh. 316 00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:19,109 That's crazy. 317 00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:22,446 Oh, dude, she's got some pretty diverting friends, so maybe... 318 00:14:22,947 --> 00:14:24,198 Yeah. 319 00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:35,125 - They always do that. - It's so fucking cool. 320 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,211 Caroline's being okay, right? 321 00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:39,088 Uh... 322 00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:42,049 Well, so far, but I'm telling you, she starts out great, 323 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,385 and then she'll flush all your fish down the toilet 324 00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:46,053 because they need to be free. 325 00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:47,930 She's mean in her heart, Hannah. 326 00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:50,015 She's the opposite of you. She's mean inside. 327 00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:51,725 I can be really mean. 328 00:14:51,809 --> 00:14:53,310 She's a selfish fucking disaster. 329 00:14:53,394 --> 00:14:55,729 She doesn't even have the common courtesy to implode alone. 330 00:14:55,813 --> 00:14:57,523 All must go down with her. 331 00:14:57,982 --> 00:14:59,149 Okay. 332 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:03,320 I really hear you, but she's being fine tonight, and she's not staying with us. 333 00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:04,989 She's not staying with us. 334 00:15:05,531 --> 00:15:07,783 Adam, I always have terrible birthdays. 335 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,743 It's kind of my thing. 336 00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:12,037 So can we please just try and have fun? 337 00:15:14,999 --> 00:15:16,208 No? 338 00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:19,336 - No, we can't? - Yes, we can. 339 00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:22,089 - Hey! - Yes, we can. 340 00:15:52,036 --> 00:15:53,245 Hey. 341 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:55,998 Shosh, hey. 342 00:15:56,582 --> 00:15:57,666 Hi. 343 00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:58,834 How's it going? 344 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,586 Um, good. 345 00:16:00,753 --> 00:16:02,254 You're here for... 346 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,506 Hannah's birthday. 347 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:05,883 Hannah's birthday, right. 348 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,718 Of course. Me, too. 349 00:16:08,052 --> 00:16:09,553 - Right. - Well, yeah. 350 00:16:09,637 --> 00:16:11,388 - That makes sense. - Makes sense. 351 00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:14,725 How are things? 352 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,560 I'm doing well. Yeah, thanks. 353 00:16:16,644 --> 00:16:18,395 Things are good. Really good, actually. 354 00:16:18,479 --> 00:16:20,606 I moved into Adam's old place in Prospect Heights... 355 00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:22,441 - Oh, wow. - Which is really nice. 356 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:25,319 It's nice to have running water and drapes and stuff. 357 00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:28,822 My aunt, Helene, you may remember, is a decorator for restaurants out in Syosset, 358 00:16:28,906 --> 00:16:32,159 so she's really helping me get the place all slicked out, looking legit. 359 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,161 - Right. - So that's nice. 360 00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:35,913 And the new Grumpy's opened up. 361 00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:38,874 It's doing really well. Better than we expected. 362 00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:40,834 - That's great. - Yeah, so... 363 00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:43,629 Hermie wants to name the new place Ray's, which is pretty cool. 364 00:16:43,796 --> 00:16:46,256 Oh, wow. That's cool 'cause it's your name. 365 00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:50,260 Yeah, we got eight new employees, which I hired directly. 366 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,930 One of my many responsibilities as manager. 367 00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:57,351 And if things go really well, 368 00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:01,605 in a few months, we might install a... 369 00:17:03,107 --> 00:17:08,112 I'm sorry. I can't... I just don't... I'm sorry. 370 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:11,532 I don't... I don't think I want to be friends with you. 371 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,742 Um, okay. 372 00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:15,119 I just don't... 373 00:17:16,412 --> 00:17:19,081 I don't want to be polite with you, I don't want to have small talk with you. 374 00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,709 I just don't think... 375 00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:25,379 Anyway, enjoy your evening. 376 00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:27,089 Enjoy your life. 377 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:28,924 Cool cigarette. 378 00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:40,144 I heard neck tattoos are the new sunglasses. 379 00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:41,562 I hope so. 380 00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:43,564 Hey, ho! Let's go! 381 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,525 Oh, my God. 382 00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:48,402 Oh, my God. 383 00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,237 Oh, my God. It's Ed Norton. 384 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,156 - I love him. - Hannah. 385 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,450 That is not Ed Norton. That is my editor, David. 386 00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:56,952 I have no idea what he's doing here. 387 00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:58,579 Hannah? 388 00:17:58,662 --> 00:17:59,872 What is he doing here? 389 00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:03,083 Well, I told him about it like, in the context of a story. 390 00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:04,877 I didn't think he'd actually come. 391 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,297 Any of you scruffy trust-funders seen Hannah? 392 00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:12,134 David! 393 00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,386 - Honey. - Hey. Hi. 394 00:18:14,470 --> 00:18:17,181 It is I, David Pressler-Goings. 395 00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:20,893 I'm sorry. 396 00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:21,935 - Hi. - Hi. 397 00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:23,854 I am so glad you could make it. 398 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,606 Then you should have invited me. 399 00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:27,649 Not that I would've accepted. 400 00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:28,901 I just happened to be in the neighborhood 401 00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:31,653 because somebody bitched out on me yet again. 402 00:18:31,737 --> 00:18:34,114 Some little baby fucking bitch. 403 00:18:34,198 --> 00:18:36,533 So I thought I would drop by and see how the kids are partying. 404 00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:38,285 - Hello, my name is Marnie Michaels. - Hi. 405 00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,662 I am prominently featured in many of Hannah's essays. 406 00:18:40,746 --> 00:18:43,540 You certainly are. I'm so glad I didn't wear that dress. 407 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,417 And this is my boyfriend, Adam. 408 00:18:45,501 --> 00:18:48,962 Hey, it's a great and good pleasure to make your acquaintance. 409 00:18:49,046 --> 00:18:50,255 Adam. 410 00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:52,508 Adam. 411 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,551 Adam, Adam. 412 00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:55,803 Adam, come here. 413 00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:58,180 Could you get me a tall glass of still water 414 00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:01,141 and an Internet-enabled cell phone of some kind? 415 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:03,560 I've got the Internet-enabled phone. 416 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,813 Just dry... Dry mouth. 417 00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:07,981 And you will go and get the water. 418 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:12,986 I'm just gonna download Grindr on this, just temporarily. 419 00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:14,488 - Cool. - Sure, yeah. 420 00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:22,120 - It's not really my thing. - Yeah. 421 00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:42,266 Where is she going? 422 00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:46,019 Oh, that was so great. Thank you guys so much. 423 00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:48,689 Hello, hi, um... 424 00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:51,149 My name is Marnie Michaels, 425 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:54,611 and as many of you know, we are here tonight 426 00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:57,865 to celebrate Hannah's 25th birthday. 427 00:19:58,407 --> 00:19:59,825 She's right there, the birthday girl. 428 00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:02,452 She's wearing her "Birthday Bitch" hat, like she oughta. 429 00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:03,662 - Whoo! - Um... 430 00:20:03,829 --> 00:20:07,291 It means a lot that you're all here, and we love you a lot, 431 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,042 and most importantly, Hannah loves you a lot, 432 00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:12,212 and what better thing to do on this night 433 00:20:12,296 --> 00:20:15,549 than to celebrate the birth of one of my personal favorite people 434 00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:18,510 on the entire planet, my Hannah? 435 00:20:40,032 --> 00:20:42,326 Yeah! Yeah! 436 00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:45,829 Fuck! 437 00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:53,837 Excuse me, why did you stop playing the great song, that I requested, 438 00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:55,505 and start playing this piece of shit song? 439 00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:57,424 Because that's what DJs do. 440 00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:59,259 We switch from one song to another. 441 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,345 Who asked you to change songs? 442 00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:03,597 That little dude dancing over there. 443 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,309 - That guy? That silver elf over there? - Yes. 444 00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:08,852 Poor man's Anderson Cooper? 445 00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:11,521 He told me to call him the Mixmaster General. 446 00:21:12,898 --> 00:21:13,982 That guy? 447 00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:16,860 I love you so much. Happy 25th birthday. 448 00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:21,406 And I actually would like to invite you to the stage 449 00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,909 - because I have a little bit of a surprise 450 00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:25,744 for you and for everybody else. 451 00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:30,624 So if you could come on up here and join me that would be great. 452 00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:33,502 - Go, go, go. - So let's give a warm round of applause 453 00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:34,711 for the birthday girl. 454 00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:36,004 Yay. 455 00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:41,510 You can start the song. 456 00:21:42,094 --> 00:21:43,220 Yay. 457 00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:48,392 This is an encore performance. 458 00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:54,940 Every single day I walk down the street 459 00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:59,403 I hear people say, "Baby, so sweet" 460 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:03,156 Ever since puberty everybody stares at me 461 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:06,827 Boys, girls I can't help it, baby 462 00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:10,831 So be kind and don't lose your mind... 463 00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:13,000 When you accept my request, we enter a contract. 464 00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:14,292 - Why are you still talking? - Okay? 465 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:15,919 A contract between DJ and listener. 466 00:22:16,003 --> 00:22:19,172 And now, based on your actions, you have failed to honor that contract. 467 00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:21,049 Well, I guess my life is over, then. 468 00:22:21,133 --> 00:22:22,926 - Be off. - It's a breach! 469 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:24,886 Breach of contract. 470 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:33,770 Excuse me? 471 00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:36,023 Are you the guy I just messaged? 472 00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:37,983 'Cause you don't look like your picture. 473 00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:43,613 Did you tell the DJ to stop playing my song and start playing this piece of shit song? 474 00:22:43,947 --> 00:22:45,282 You're welcome. 475 00:22:45,574 --> 00:22:47,159 Okay, let me tell you something. 476 00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:48,869 That's not how it works, okay? 477 00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:50,370 - How does it work? - I'll tell you the way it works. 478 00:22:50,454 --> 00:22:52,039 There's a queue, okay? 479 00:22:52,122 --> 00:22:53,498 And this is the way the queue works, okay? 480 00:22:53,582 --> 00:22:54,750 This is the logic of the queue. 481 00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:57,711 My song plays first because I asked first. 482 00:22:57,794 --> 00:23:01,173 Your song plays after that because you did not ask first. 483 00:23:01,298 --> 00:23:03,967 Songs should never, ever, ever, ever 484 00:23:04,051 --> 00:23:05,260 end in the middle. 485 00:23:05,469 --> 00:23:08,638 Okay? It's not fair to end things in the middle. Do you understand? 486 00:23:08,764 --> 00:23:11,391 - Whoa, are you on coke? - What? No! 487 00:23:11,475 --> 00:23:12,976 Do you have any coke? 488 00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:16,063 Do you understand the concept of the queue? 489 00:23:16,146 --> 00:23:19,441 Do you? It's the only thing separating us from the animals! 490 00:23:19,524 --> 00:23:22,319 And now I have grown weary of you! 491 00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:26,865 Jesus. 492 00:23:27,908 --> 00:23:30,660 - Hey, dick nose... Did you hear what... - Fuck. 493 00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:35,665 Not even close. 494 00:23:37,918 --> 00:23:39,252 Oh, man. 495 00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:43,006 Whoa, what a heady dust up. I've never felt more alive. 496 00:23:43,090 --> 00:23:45,342 I work out. Come on, let's hug it out. 497 00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:46,426 - Come on, brother. - What? 498 00:23:46,510 --> 00:23:49,054 I got 40 more good years. Let's hug it out. 499 00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:50,388 Come on. 500 00:23:50,722 --> 00:23:52,099 I look before I leap 501 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:54,184 Margins and discipline 502 00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:56,186 I make lists in my sleep 503 00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:58,647 Baby, what's my sin? 504 00:23:58,855 --> 00:24:00,732 Quit, I follow through 505 00:24:00,816 --> 00:24:01,775 Fight! 506 00:24:01,858 --> 00:24:02,859 I hate mess, but I love you 507 00:24:02,943 --> 00:24:05,695 What to do with my impromptu baby? 508 00:24:05,779 --> 00:24:06,947 Just keep going. 509 00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:08,490 Be kind, don't lose... 510 00:24:10,242 --> 00:24:11,368 Fight! 511 00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:13,954 Oh, no, no. It's not about your voice. It's something else going on. 512 00:24:14,037 --> 00:24:15,205 There's a fight. 513 00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:17,791 Take me for what I am... 514 00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:18,875 Just stay. 515 00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:22,337 Who I was meant to be... 516 00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:23,630 You can stay. 517 00:24:23,713 --> 00:24:27,634 And if you give a damn 518 00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:31,429 Take me baby or leave me 519 00:24:33,223 --> 00:24:34,432 What's this from? 520 00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:40,647 Did Caroline leave on her own or was she kicked out 521 00:24:40,730 --> 00:24:43,150 for, like, trying to steal a light fixture or something? 522 00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:47,070 I don't know, but she was definitely gone before Ray got punched in the face. 523 00:24:47,404 --> 00:24:49,698 That's too bad. That kind of shit's right in her wheelhouse. 524 00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:54,494 Yes? 525 00:24:54,578 --> 00:24:56,079 I made you something. 526 00:24:56,163 --> 00:24:58,248 Oh, is it drugs? 527 00:25:05,714 --> 00:25:07,090 It's my tooth. 528 00:25:07,841 --> 00:25:10,343 I love it. No. 529 00:25:10,427 --> 00:25:11,928 Well, it's either mine or Caroline's. 530 00:25:12,012 --> 00:25:13,513 My mom put them all in one box. 531 00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:17,309 But it's definitely my genetic material. 532 00:25:17,601 --> 00:25:19,269 I love it. 533 00:25:20,478 --> 00:25:22,689 I love it so much. 534 00:25:24,065 --> 00:25:25,275 I love it. 535 00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:26,985 Happy birthday. 536 00:25:27,652 --> 00:25:28,945 Thank you. 537 00:25:51,092 --> 00:25:52,802 I love my necklace. 538 00:25:54,846 --> 00:25:56,139 I have to pee. 539 00:25:56,473 --> 00:25:58,099 Go wait for me. I'll be right back. 540 00:25:58,475 --> 00:25:59,726 Thank you. 541 00:26:06,107 --> 00:26:07,317 What? 542 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,195 I'm sorry, it's Caroline. She just really scared me. 543 00:26:12,489 --> 00:26:14,324 No, what did you do? 544 00:26:14,574 --> 00:26:16,993 - Jesus Christ. - What did you do? 545 00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:20,080 Fuck me. 546 00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:22,165 Stop, stop, stop. 547 00:26:22,374 --> 00:26:24,251 Why are you even bothering? 548 00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:26,503 You don't even care if I'm on the street. 549 00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:29,089 Why did I even join the teachers' union, huh? 550 00:26:29,172 --> 00:26:30,674 - I need a towel or something. - Mmm-hmm. 551 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,175 Some water. 552 00:26:33,677 --> 00:26:35,136 Thank you, Hannah. 553 00:26:35,303 --> 00:26:37,097 Thank you so much for your compassion. 554 00:26:37,514 --> 00:26:38,682 It's okay. 555 00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:40,392 I'm so sorry. I just... 556 00:26:40,809 --> 00:26:42,102 I get mixed up, you know? 557 00:26:42,185 --> 00:26:45,438 I don't mean to be like this. I never mean to do it. 558 00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:47,274 It's awful, you know? 559 00:26:47,357 --> 00:26:50,193 It's just awful to be like this. 560 00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:52,612 You just need a good night's sleep. 561 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:54,698 I understand. 562 00:27:03,331 --> 00:27:05,333 - Oh, my God. - I told you. 563 00:27:07,085 --> 00:27:09,045 She got in. I told you. 564 00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:12,215 And she won. 565 00:27:13,925 --> 00:27:15,427 Okay? She won. 566 00:27:18,096 --> 00:27:20,807 - Do you still want to have sex? - No. 567 00:27:26,730 --> 00:27:28,023 That makes sense.