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I don't care about hair.

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It grows, it shrinks. You can't get attached.

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Plus, you should feel
very confident 'cause I'm a lot better at this

4
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when I'm not in the middle
of an obsessive-compulsive meltdown.

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(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

6
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Fuck.

7
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- What?
- (CAROLINE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

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Wait...

9
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I can't hear you. Calm down.

10
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Breathe from your stomach.

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- Where are you?
- (BLOWING)

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CAROLINE: <i>I'm at the end of my rope.</i>

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Are you serious?

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<i>I need your address...</i>

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Okay, okay, okay.

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1616 India Street.

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Yes, see you in a bit.

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Who did you just give our address to?

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- (SLAMS CELL PHONE)
- My sister.

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I mean, I guess I should've known

21
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what was going on
from the beginning, you know?

22
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But he had so many pets
and he was so good to them.

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How could a man who loves animals
with such a haunting totality

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just turn around and brutally rebuff me?

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- It doesn't make sense.
- It's shocking.

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- It is.
- So, I don't fucking get it.

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He just dropped you by the side of the road?

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Yeah, right to the guardrail.

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"Go," he said, "I'm saving you from me."

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I hitched to the nearest bus station,
and a very sweet, sad-eyed clerk

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took pity on me and gave me a ticket.
Thank God.

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I am so sorry this happened.

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I really am.

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Thank you so much. You're so sweet.

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I promise I won't avail myself
of your hospitality for very long.

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Fuck, no.
You're not availing yourself of it at all.

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Adam, we have a spare room.

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We're happy to have you
stay with us for as long as you need to...

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No, she can't. You're not staying.

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You can wipe your nose
with some toilet paper,

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then you can fucking get lost.

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I understand your frustration with me, Addie,
I really do.

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But I have nowhere to get lost to, okay?

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I'm unemployed and homeless.

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I got fired because apparently nobody
trusts a young, beautiful teacher.

46
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They only want old, stinky ones.

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Horrible double standard in our culture.

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Believe me,
this is the last place in the world I want to be.

49
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Obviously it's not
the last place because you're here

50
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even though I told you
you're never welcome to stay with me again

51
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after you tried to euthanize Grandma Helen.

52
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She asked me to! She said she was terminal!

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I'm sorry that I believed our dying grandma!

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There's not a fucking chance!

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Not a fucking chance in hell, Liney.

56
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I don't know why
you're being so mean to her, okay?

57
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We have this whole extra bedroom
for exactly this purpose.

58
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We have all that fancy soap
I stole from my parents' hotel.

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- I don't get why you're doing this.
- You don't know...

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I know you're just trying to be nice,
but there is no being nice to this girl.

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She destroys everything in her wake.

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- That's not possible.
- She can't stay.

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I know her better than you do.
Trust me, please.

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I'm not being a dick.

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- Okay, I trust you.
- Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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- No.
- Okay.

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<i>(WHAT I AM</i> PLAYING)

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<i>I'm not aware of too many things</i>

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<i>I know what I know, if you know what I mean</i>

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<i>Mean</i>

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<i>- Philosophy...</i>
<i>- Philosophy</i>

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<i>...Is the talk on a cereal box</i>

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<i>- Religion...</i>
<i>- Religion</i>

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<i>...is the smile on a dog</i>

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<i>Yeah</i>

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<i>I'm not aware of too many things</i>

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<i>I know what I know, if you know what I mean</i>

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<i>Mean</i>

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<i>Do yeah...</i>

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MARNIE: Look, I just need you
to take this video down.

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I don't have the password,
but it is my face, okay?

83
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I am in the video. I can give you proof of that.

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It's me.

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No, it's my... Yeah, it's my face.

86
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I am in the video. What more do you want?

87
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Do you want me to send you
proof of identification or something

88
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so you know it's me? I can do that.

89
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I could, like, text you
my driver's license or something.

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I'm not gonna ask him for it
because I fucking hate him.

91
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He broke my heart.
He, like, ruined my fucking life.

92
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I'm not gonna get in touch with him.

93
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You are a moron! Seriously?

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Why can't you understand this?

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No, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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I did not mean to offend you.
I'm really, really sorry.

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What's your name?

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Marcel? My name's Marnie.

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I really apologize for losing my temper at you.

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- (BRUSHING)
- (FAUCET SQUEAKS)

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Hey, Caroline.

103
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I am so sorry, but I forgot that my friend,
Kerrity is coming to stay here.

104
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She's an old gymnastics friend,

105
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and I just don't feel
comfortable leaving her in the lurch...

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I understand. It's totally okay, Hannah.
I'll be fine.

107
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- Okay, great.
- I'm really not as fragile as he thinks I am.

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- Okay, good. (CHUCKLES)
- I'm really a good old girl.

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- Good.
- But if you did have some arnica

110
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for these bruises
on my thigh, that would be so helpful.

111
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Did you run into something,
or is that more of, like, an abuse scenario?

112
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- 'Cause those are really...
- You know, I don't know what to call

113
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a provoked physical attack
by someone you love.

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- I really don't.
- ADAM: He fucking hit you?

115
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- Where is he now?
- CAROLINE: (SIGHS) It's not that simple.

116
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You know, I have
a much more complex view of these things.

117
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I have recently become just keenly aware

118
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of the challenge that I present
to those who surround me, and I was...

119
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Do you want to come to my birthday party?

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I mean, I don't know, it might be totally lame,
and I'm not sure...

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My mom and my best friend are organizing.

122
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It could be just ridiculous,

123
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but maybe it'll take
your mind off things and, who knows?

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- It would be my honor.
- (DOOR SLAMS SHUT)

125
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- Thank you.
- Good.

126
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- Thank you.
- Good.

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Adam, can I borrow pants, a shirt,
and a dickey for the birthday party, please?

128
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RAY: Did I mention the drug test
we require of all new employees?

129
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- I'm kidding. Welcome aboard.
- (CHUCKLES)

130
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See you next week.

131
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So, is that the first hire?

132
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Yeah, 'cause you made me take all
the Bad News Bears from the old location,

133
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which is bullshit.

134
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Loyalty will get you everywhere.

135
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You know, if you wrote down
all these business lessons,

136
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then you wouldn't have
to spout embarrassing platitudes in public.

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Think about that.

138
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The fact is, Ray,
I won't be spouting platitudes much longer.

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(SIGHS) I know, you're sick.

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The thing is, if you don't
tell me what you're sick with,

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then I can't help you.

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And furthermore, I can't care.

143
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That is heartwarming, Ray.

144
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Ray, I love you.

145
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Like a son.

146
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I love you like a bastard son.

147
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I love you, too, Hermie.

148
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I do, and I have to admit...

149
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(SIGHS)

150
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I'm kinda scared, you know?

151
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Life can be terrifying, even if you're not sick.

152
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No, no, I'm scared of being a boss.

153
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Like, a real, legitimate boss, you know?

154
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Of making decisions for the entire team.

155
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Of having boundaries
and respecting those boundaries.

156
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Of being the type
of man that can handle all this shit.

157
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It's simple, Ray.

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Don't hit anyone, don't shtup anyone,

159
00:07:01,047 --> 00:07:03,883
clean so that rats don't get tempted,
and you got yourself a business.

160
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Don't shtup anybody?

161
00:07:07,011 --> 00:07:08,429
- Yeah.
- Okay, okay.

162
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All right.
If it's really that simple, I can do that.

163
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I can do that for you, but I'm telling you,
you're gonna outlive us all.

164
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You'll see, you're gonna be
like Ingmar fucking Bergman.

165
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He said he was gonna die every day.

166
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He lived to his late 80s on his
own private Swedish island.

167
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Think about it, Hermie.

168
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(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

169
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

170
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- Ray!
- MARNIE: Yay!

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Holla!

172
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Happy birthday!

173
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- Surprise!
- It's not a surprise party.

174
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- Oh. (LAUGHS)
- I'm still so excited.

175
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I have no idea why he said that.

176
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I specifically told him not to. (GIGGLES)

177
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I forgot.

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This is so amazing
that you guys are doing this for me.

179
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We're just paying. Marnie's done so much.

180
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I can't believe you're turning 25.

181
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- Where does the time go?
- I don't know.

182
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- TAD: You look so wonderful.
- Thank you.

183
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Doesn't she? I keep telling her she could
look like this every day if she wanted.

184
00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:04,110
LOREEN: You really look great, sweetie.

185
00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:06,821
Oh, this is Adam's sister, Caroline.

186
00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:09,824
- Oh, hi.
- Just so healthy and clean,

187
00:08:09,907 --> 00:08:12,785
- and just, you know, wow.
- HANNAH: Mom, I get it.

188
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Hey. Mmm.

189
00:08:14,245 --> 00:08:15,955
Oh, hi. (CHUCKLES)

190
00:08:16,038 --> 00:08:17,123
- Oh, golly.
- (KISSES)

191
00:08:17,206 --> 00:08:18,416
- Okay, okay, okay. That's enough.
- (LOREEN LAUGHS)

192
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And you remember
Adam from my period of mental illness.

193
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Hey, so fucking good to see you, Mr. Horvath.

194
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- You're fucking right.
- Mrs. Horvath.

195
00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:27,341
- How are you?
- Just a family affair, huh?

196
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It's great you could make it, Caroline.

197
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Anyway, so you guys should all go get drinks.

198
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We're paying for all of
the liquor until 10:00 p.m.

199
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We are paying.

200
00:08:36,601 --> 00:08:40,146
And if you do want to get a drink,
just use the passcode, which is "banana."

201
00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:41,939
Banana.

202
00:08:42,023 --> 00:08:44,400
- Banana, banana.
- (SHUSHES)

203
00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:46,652
Yep, it is, and if you say it too loudly,

204
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everyone else will hear it
and then they'll get free drinks,

205
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so just keep it to yourself, yeah.

206
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I'm gonna show you around.

207
00:08:52,450 --> 00:08:53,826
- Hannah...
- (MOUTHING)

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I'll be right back.

209
00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:57,205
So, Caroline, how old are you?

210
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I love your hat.

211
00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:02,877
You're so great to do this,

212
00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,713
especially considering everything
you're dealing with, with Charlie and...

213
00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:06,797
Are you joking?

214
00:09:06,881 --> 00:09:09,342
This is, like, the nicest
distraction for me to have.

215
00:09:09,425 --> 00:09:11,761
It's so good for me to,
like, throw myself into this.

216
00:09:11,844 --> 00:09:13,346
And I'll have a bunch of party pictures

217
00:09:13,429 --> 00:09:15,973
that I can post to Instagram
'cause I know he checks it.

218
00:09:16,515 --> 00:09:18,309
- He definitely checks it.
- He fucking checks it.

219
00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:21,270
- Happy birthday, boo!
- Hi, how are you, Tako?

220
00:09:21,354 --> 00:09:23,231
Happy birthday. This is Prietta.

221
00:09:23,314 --> 00:09:25,691
- Hey, good to meet you.
- This is my love. Where's Adam?

222
00:09:25,775 --> 00:09:27,860
He's stuck with my parents.
Please go rescue him.

223
00:09:27,985 --> 00:09:29,445
- I'll be back.
- Sorry.

224
00:09:29,528 --> 00:09:31,030
I just have something to show you.

225
00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:32,990
Awesome. Laird!

226
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LAIRD: Hannah, hi.

227
00:09:34,492 --> 00:09:37,245
On the occasion of your birthday, I present...

228
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You know what? You can just go ahead
and leave that in the back room

229
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- with the rest of the presents.
- I am so sorry. Bye, Laird.

230
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- Tinu! Hi!
- TINU: Oh, hey! Happy birthday.

231
00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:46,504
- No.
- I'll find you in a second.

232
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Just really quick.

233
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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

234
00:09:50,258 --> 00:09:51,926
- Boo!
- (GASPS) Oh, my God!

235
00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:54,011
- Happy birthday!
- Hello, darling.

236
00:09:54,345 --> 00:09:57,890
- Hi.
- You look amaze, birthday girl.

237
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- Thank you.
- I have some drinks for everybody.

238
00:09:59,892 --> 00:10:00,977
Thank you.

239
00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:02,603
- This is great. Cheers.
- (ALL CHEERING)

240
00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:04,647
Twenty fucking five.

241
00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:06,190
- HANNAH: That's how old I am.
- Oh, my God.

242
00:10:06,274 --> 00:10:07,775
I cannot believe it. How does it feel?

243
00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:09,235
- It feels great.
- SHOSHANNA: Yeah?

244
00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,653
Being 25 is great.

245
00:10:10,903 --> 00:10:12,530
It's really amazing that all three of you

246
00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:14,699
have accomplished so little
in the four years since college.

247
00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,409
I mean, think about it. Four years.

248
00:10:17,326 --> 00:10:18,452
Four years is, like, nothing.

249
00:10:18,536 --> 00:10:20,830
Your 21st birthday feels like yesterday to me.

250
00:10:20,913 --> 00:10:22,957
Do you remember,
we sang the duet from <i>Rent?</i>

251
00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:24,959
Oh, my God, we sang <i>Take Me or Leave Me.</i>

252
00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:27,628
- It was atrocious.
- It was so fun.

253
00:10:27,712 --> 00:10:30,047
It was the happiest
we've ever been, remember? (CHUCKLES)

254
00:10:30,131 --> 00:10:32,550
We should do it again.
There's a stage right there.

255
00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:35,469
Marnie, I cherish you
on an interpersonal level,

256
00:10:35,553 --> 00:10:39,056
I love this party. The last thing I want to do
is sing anything from <i>Rent.</i>

257
00:10:40,308 --> 00:10:41,559
Okay.

258
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:44,103
(SINGING)
<i>Choke me in the shallow water...</i>

259
00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:46,731
MARNIE: Guys, I really wish you
weren't watching this right now.

260
00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:48,274
HANNAH: Marnie, it's not that bad.

261
00:10:48,566 --> 00:10:51,652
I just... Charlie made me do it
and then he, like, put it on YouTube

262
00:10:51,736 --> 00:10:53,195
and he was like, "Ta-da."

263
00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:56,782
But should've been like,
"Fuck you. Here's the video."

264
00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:59,660
Marnie, you were
definitely complicit in the creation of this.

265
00:11:00,036 --> 00:11:01,996
SHOSHANNA: Why don't you just call
him and ask for his password?

266
00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:05,124
MARNIE: I don't want to fucking call him,
and I do not want to know his password.

267
00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:08,419
Maybe his password is,
"I shape my pubes into a neat box."

268
00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:11,922
People are so mean in the comment section.

269
00:11:12,006 --> 00:11:13,174
Oh, my God, it's crazy.

270
00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:16,886
"Please stab this Disney princess in the face
and shut her the fuck up."

271
00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:19,555
Don't... I don't want to read...
I don't read comments.

272
00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,223
SHOSHANNA: This guy likes your tits.

273
00:11:35,071 --> 00:11:36,530
(SINGING)

274
00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:55,549
Hey.

275
00:12:03,307 --> 00:12:04,809
You're not dancing.

276
00:12:06,394 --> 00:12:07,770
No, I'm not.

277
00:12:09,522 --> 00:12:10,815
You're not fucking dancing.

278
00:12:13,401 --> 00:12:15,152
I'm not fucking dancing.

279
00:12:17,363 --> 00:12:18,572
Dance with me.

280
00:12:19,657 --> 00:12:21,033
I'm gonna pass.

281
00:12:21,242 --> 00:12:23,786
Oh, don't be so stoic. Dance with me.

282
00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:25,538
Really, I'm okay. Thank you.

283
00:12:26,247 --> 00:12:27,540
Thank you.

284
00:12:27,832 --> 00:12:30,584
I leave my body during sex.
It's called disassociation.

285
00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:32,795
It's an anxiety symptom.

286
00:12:35,256 --> 00:12:37,425
Listen, I just got out of a relationship, okay?

287
00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:39,760
And my ex is here
and I'm not really in the mood to talk...

288
00:12:39,844 --> 00:12:41,011
What?

289
00:12:41,846 --> 00:12:43,889
I said I'm not really in the mood to talk to...

290
00:12:43,973 --> 00:12:46,392
I can't hear you. Can you come a little closer?

291
00:12:48,436 --> 00:12:49,937
- I said I'm not really in the mood...
- (GROWLS)

292
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,063
Ow!

293
00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:53,566
What the fuck is wrong with you?

294
00:12:53,691 --> 00:12:54,942
(LAUGHS)

295
00:12:55,985 --> 00:12:56,986
Sorry?

296
00:12:57,069 --> 00:12:58,529
Jesus Christ.

297
00:13:06,078 --> 00:13:07,538
Excuse me?

298
00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:09,498
Hello?

299
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:11,459
- Barkeep!
- Good luck.

300
00:13:11,709 --> 00:13:13,961
This guy apparently hates serving people.

301
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,881
It's like his biggest pet peeve, doing his job.

302
00:13:17,423 --> 00:13:20,134
You can tell he fancies
himself one of these mixologists, right?

303
00:13:20,885 --> 00:13:23,262
RAY: Dude, they're not going home
with you, okay?

304
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,555
Be reasonable.

305
00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:30,853
Zombie flirt.

306
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:34,482
- (POPS)
- Oh.

307
00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:37,067
I like your style.

308
00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:38,861
- I'm Ray.
- Kobi.

309
00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:40,738
Kobi. Good man, Kobi.

310
00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:42,281
Good man, indeed.

311
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,283
So, what brings you out here tonight, Kobi?

312
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:47,495
Why does any guy
come to a place where there's dancing?

313
00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:48,787
- A girl told me to come.
- (CHUCKLES)

314
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:52,082
Right. And who is this tantalizing vixen?
Hmm?

315
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:54,043
Shoshanna Shapiro.

316
00:13:57,713 --> 00:13:59,089
Oh, you know her?

317
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,050
A little bit.

318
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:02,843
Yeah, how'd you guys meet?

319
00:14:02,927 --> 00:14:04,261
On the street, actually.

320
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,931
- On the street?
- This girl is crazy.

321
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,599
I mean, she was drunk and she just screams,

322
00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:10,935
"Hey, hottie.
You know where I can find some dank weed?"

323
00:14:11,602 --> 00:14:15,105
So I'm telling her, and then her
and her friends pull me into a cab with them.

324
00:14:15,189 --> 00:14:17,483
- It was like a Cîroc commercial, I swear.
- Oh.

325
00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:19,109
That's crazy.

326
00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:22,446
Oh, dude, she's got some
pretty diverting friends, so maybe...

327
00:14:22,947 --> 00:14:24,198
Yeah.

328
00:14:25,074 --> 00:14:27,284
<i>(I'D RATHER DANCE WITH YOU</i> PLAYING)

329
00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:35,125
HANNAH: They always do that.
ADAM: It's so fucking cool.

330
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,211
Caroline's being okay, right?

331
00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:39,088
Uh...

332
00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:42,049
Well, so far,
but I'm telling you, she starts out great,

333
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,385
and then she'll flush
all your fish down the toilet

334
00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:46,053
because they need to be free.

335
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:47,930
She's mean in her heart, Hannah.

336
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:50,015
She's the opposite of you. She's mean inside.

337
00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:51,725
I can be really mean.

338
00:14:51,809 --> 00:14:53,310
She's a selfish fucking disaster.

339
00:14:53,394 --> 00:14:55,729
She doesn't even have
the common courtesy to implode alone.

340
00:14:55,813 --> 00:14:57,523
All must go down with her.

341
00:14:57,982 --> 00:14:59,149
Okay.

342
00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:03,320
I really hear you, but she's being fine tonight,
and she's not staying with us.

343
00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:04,989
She's not staying with us.

344
00:15:05,531 --> 00:15:07,783
Adam, I always have terrible birthdays.

345
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,743
- It's kind of my thing.
- (CHUCKLES)

346
00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:12,037
So can we please just try and have fun?

347
00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:14,415
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

348
00:15:14,999 --> 00:15:16,208
No?

349
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:19,336
- No, we can't?
- Yes, we can.

350
00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:22,089
- Hey!
- Yes, we can.

351
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:23,674
(LAUGHING)

352
00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:51,785
(DOOR OPENS)

353
00:15:52,036 --> 00:15:53,245
Hey.

354
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:55,998
Shosh, hey.

355
00:15:56,582 --> 00:15:57,666
Hi.

356
00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:58,834
How's it going?

357
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,586
Um, good.

358
00:16:00,753 --> 00:16:02,254
(SIGHS) You're here for...

359
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,506
Hannah's birthday.

360
00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:05,883
Hannah's birthday, right.

361
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,718
Of course. Me, too.

362
00:16:08,052 --> 00:16:09,553
- Right.
- Well, yeah.

363
00:16:09,637 --> 00:16:11,388
- That makes sense.
- Makes sense.

364
00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:14,725
How are things?

365
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,560
I'm doing well. Yeah, thanks.

366
00:16:16,644 --> 00:16:18,395
Things are good. Really good, actually.

367
00:16:18,479 --> 00:16:20,606
I moved into Adam's old place
in Prospect Heights...

368
00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:22,441
- Oh, wow.
- Which is really nice.

369
00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:25,319
It's nice to have running water
and drapes and stuff.

370
00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:28,822
My aunt, Helene, you may remember,
is a decorator for restaurants out in Syosset,

371
00:16:28,906 --> 00:16:32,159
so she's really helping me
get the place all slicked out, looking legit.

372
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,161
- Right.
- So that's nice.

373
00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:35,913
And the new Grumpy's opened up.

374
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:38,874
It's doing really well. Better than we expected.

375
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:40,834
- That's great.
- Yeah, so...

376
00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:43,629
Hermie wants to name the new place Ray's,
which is pretty cool.

377
00:16:43,796 --> 00:16:46,256
Oh, wow. That's cool 'cause it's your name.

378
00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:50,260
Yeah, we got eight new employees,
which I hired directly.

379
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,930
One of my many responsibilities as manager.

380
00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:57,351
And if things go really well,

381
00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:01,605
in a few months, we might install a...

382
00:17:03,107 --> 00:17:08,112
(SIGHS) I'm sorry. I can't...
I just don't... I'm sorry.

383
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:11,532
I don't...
I don't think I want to be friends with you.

384
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,742
Um, okay.

385
00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:15,119
I just don't...

386
00:17:16,412 --> 00:17:19,081
I don't want to be polite with you,
I don't want to have small talk with you.

387
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,709
I just don't think...

388
00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:25,379
Anyway, enjoy your evening.

389
00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:27,089
Enjoy your life.

390
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:28,924
Cool cigarette.

391
00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:40,144
I heard neck tattoos are the new sunglasses.

392
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:41,562
I hope so.

393
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:43,564
DAVID: Hey, ho! Let's go!

394
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,525
HANNAH: Oh, my God.

395
00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:48,402
Oh, my God.

396
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,237
ADAM: Oh, my God. It's Ed Norton.

397
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,156
- I love him.
- DAVID: Hannah.

398
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,450
That is not Ed Norton.
That is my editor, David.

399
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:56,952
I have no idea what he's doing here.

400
00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:58,579
Hannah?

401
00:17:58,662 --> 00:17:59,872
ADAM: What is he doing here?

402
00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:03,083
Well, I told him about it
like, in the context of a story.

403
00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:04,877
I didn't think he'd actually come.

404
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,297
DAVID: Any of you scruffy trust-funders
seen Hannah?

405
00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:12,134
David!

406
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,386
- Honey.
- Hey. Hi.

407
00:18:14,470 --> 00:18:17,181
It is I, David Pressler-Goings.

408
00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:20,893
(LAUGHING) I'm sorry.

409
00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:21,935
- Hi.
- Hi.

410
00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:23,854
I am so glad you could make it.

411
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,606
Then you should have invited me.

412
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:27,649
Not that I would've accepted.

413
00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:28,901
I just happened to be in the neighborhood

414
00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:31,653
because somebody
bitched out on me yet again.

415
00:18:31,737 --> 00:18:34,114
Some little baby fucking bitch.

416
00:18:34,198 --> 00:18:36,533
So I thought I would drop by
and see how the kids are partying.

417
00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:38,285
- Hello, my name is Marnie Michaels.
- Hi.

418
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,662
I am prominently featured
in many of Hannah's essays.

419
00:18:40,746 --> 00:18:43,540
You certainly are.
I'm so glad I didn't wear that dress.

420
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,417
- (CHUCKLES)
- And this is my boyfriend, Adam.

421
00:18:45,501 --> 00:18:48,962
Hey, it's a great and good pleasure
to make your acquaintance.

422
00:18:49,046 --> 00:18:50,255
Adam.

423
00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:52,508
(STUTTERING) Adam.

424
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,551
Adam, Adam.

425
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:55,803
Adam, come here.

426
00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:58,180
Could you get me a tall glass of still water

427
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:01,141
and an Internet-enabled cell phone
of some kind?

428
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:03,560
I've got the Internet-enabled phone.

429
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,813
Just dry... Dry mouth.

430
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:07,981
And you will go and get the water.

431
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:12,986
I'm just gonna download Grindr on this,
just temporarily.

432
00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:14,488
- Cool.
- Sure, yeah.

433
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:16,448
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

434
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:22,120
- It's not really my thing.
- Yeah.

435
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,423
(CHEERING)

436
00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:39,930
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

437
00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:42,266
Where is she going?

438
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:46,019
MARNIE: Oh, that was so great.
Thank you guys so much.

439
00:19:46,103 --> 00:19:47,145
(FEEDBACK)

440
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:48,689
MARNIE: <i>Hello, hi, um...</i>

441
00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:51,149
<i>My name is Marnie Michaels,</i>

442
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:54,611
<i>and as many of you know,</i>
<i>we are here tonight</i>

443
00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:57,865
<i>to celebrate Hannah's 25th birthday.</i>

444
00:19:58,407 --> 00:19:59,825
<i>She's right there, the birthday girl.</i>

445
00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:02,452
<i>She's wearing her "Birthday Bitch" hat,</i>
<i>like she oughta.</i>

446
00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:03,662
- MAN: Whoo!
<i>- Um...</i>

447
00:20:03,829 --> 00:20:07,291
<i>It means a lot that you're all here,</i>
<i>and we love you a lot,</i>

448
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,042
<i>and most importantly, Hannah loves you a lot,</i>

449
00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:12,212
<i>and what better thing to do on this night</i>

450
00:20:12,296 --> 00:20:15,549
<i>than to celebrate the birth</i>
<i>of one of my personal favorite people</i>

451
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:18,510
<i>on the entire planet, my Hannah?</i>

452
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:21,179
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)

453
00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:33,066
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

454
00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:39,948
<i>(SEXY AND I KNOWIT</i> PLAYING)

455
00:20:40,032 --> 00:20:42,326
MAN: Yeah! Yeah!

456
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:45,829
Fuck!

457
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:53,837
Excuse me, why did you stop playing
the great song, that I requested,

458
00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:55,505
and start playing this piece of shit song?

459
00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:57,424
(SCOFFS) Because that's what DJs do.

460
00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:59,259
We switch from one song to another.

461
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,345
Who asked you to change songs?

462
00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:03,597
That little dude dancing over there.

463
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,309
RAY: That guy? That silver elf over there?
DJ: Yes.

464
00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:08,852
RAY: Poor man's Anderson Cooper?

465
00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:11,521
He told me to call him the Mixmaster General.

466
00:21:12,898 --> 00:21:13,982
That guy?

467
00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:16,860
<i>I love you so much. Happy 25th birthday.</i>

468
00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:21,406
<i>And I actually would like</i>
<i>to invite you to the stage</i>

469
00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,909
<i>- because I have a little bit of a surprise</i>
- (GASPS)

470
00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:25,744
<i>for you and for everybody else.</i>

471
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:30,624
<i>So if you could come on up here</i>
<i>and join me that would be great.</i>

472
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:33,502
- Go, go, go.
<i>- So let's give a warm round of applause</i>

473
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:34,711
<i>for the birthday girl.</i>

474
00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:36,004
<i>Yay.</i>

475
00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:37,673
(CHEERING)

476
00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:41,510
You can start the song.

477
00:21:42,094 --> 00:21:43,220
- Yay.
<i>- (TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME</i> PLAYING)

478
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,222
(CHUCKLES)

479
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:48,392
<i>This is an encore performance.</i>

480
00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:54,940
(SINGING) <i>Every single day</i>
<i>I walk down the street</i>

481
00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:59,403
<i>I hear people say, "Baby, so sweet"</i>

482
00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:03,156
<i>Ever since puberty</i>
<i>everybody stares at me</i>

483
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:06,827
<i>Boys, girls</i>
<i>I can't help it, baby</i>

484
00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:10,831
<i>So be kind</i>
<i>and don't lose your mind...</i>

485
00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:13,000
When you accept my request,
we enter a contract.

486
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:14,292
- Why are you still talking?
- Okay?

487
00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:15,919
A contract between DJ and listener.

488
00:22:16,003 --> 00:22:19,172
And now, based on your actions,
you have failed to honor that contract.

489
00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:21,049
Well, I guess my life is over, then.

490
00:22:21,133 --> 00:22:22,926
- Be off.
- It's a breach!

491
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:24,886
Breach of contract.

492
00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:26,805
<i>(SEXY AND I KNOWIT</i> CONTINUES PLAYING)

493
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:31,018
(HUMMING)

494
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:33,770
Excuse me?

495
00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:36,023
Are you the guy I just messaged?

496
00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:37,983
'Cause you don't look like your picture.

497
00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:43,613
Did you tell the DJ to stop playing my song
and start playing this piece of shit song?

498
00:22:43,947 --> 00:22:45,282
You're welcome.

499
00:22:45,574 --> 00:22:47,159
Okay, let me tell you something.

500
00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:48,869
That's not how it works, okay?

501
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:50,370
- How does it work?
- I'll tell you the way it works.

502
00:22:50,454 --> 00:22:52,039
There's a queue, okay?

503
00:22:52,122 --> 00:22:53,498
And this is the way the queue works, okay?

504
00:22:53,582 --> 00:22:54,750
This is the logic of the queue.

505
00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:57,711
My song plays first because I asked first.

506
00:22:57,794 --> 00:23:01,173
Your song plays after that
because you did not ask first.

507
00:23:01,298 --> 00:23:03,967
- (LAUGHS)
- Songs should never, ever, ever, ever

508
00:23:04,051 --> 00:23:05,260
end in the middle.

509
00:23:05,469 --> 00:23:08,638
Okay? It's not fair to end things in the middle.
Do you understand?

510
00:23:08,764 --> 00:23:11,391
- Whoa, are you on coke?
- What? No!

511
00:23:11,475 --> 00:23:12,976
Do you have any coke?

512
00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:16,063
Do you understand the concept of the queue?

513
00:23:16,146 --> 00:23:19,441
Do you? It's the only thing
separating us from the animals!

514
00:23:19,524 --> 00:23:22,319
And now I have grown weary of you!

515
00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:26,865
Jesus.

516
00:23:27,908 --> 00:23:30,660
- Hey, dick nose... Did you hear what...
- Fuck.

517
00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:33,789
(GRUNTS)

518
00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:35,665
Not even close.

519
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:37,793
- (GROANS)
- (BOTTLES CLINKING)

520
00:23:37,918 --> 00:23:39,252
Oh, man.

521
00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:43,006
Whoa, what a heady dust up.
I've never felt more alive.

522
00:23:43,090 --> 00:23:45,342
I work out. Come on, let's hug it out.

523
00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:46,426
- Come on, brother.
- What?

524
00:23:46,510 --> 00:23:49,054
I got 40 more good years. Let's hug it out.

525
00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:50,388
Come on.

526
00:23:50,722 --> 00:23:52,099
(SINGING) <i>I look before I leap</i>

527
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:54,184
<i>Margins and discipline</i>

528
00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:56,186
<i>I make lists in my sleep</i>

529
00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:58,647
<i>Baby, what's my sin?</i>

530
00:23:58,855 --> 00:24:00,732
<i>Quit, I follow through</i>

531
00:24:00,816 --> 00:24:01,775
Fight!

532
00:24:01,858 --> 00:24:02,859
<i>I hate mess, but I love you</i>

533
00:24:02,943 --> 00:24:05,695
<i>What to do with my impromptu baby?</i>

534
00:24:05,779 --> 00:24:06,947
<i>Just keep going.</i>

535
00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:08,490
<i>Be kind, don't lose...</i>

536
00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:10,033
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

537
00:24:10,242 --> 00:24:11,368
MAN: Fight!

538
00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:13,954
Oh, no, no. It's not about your voice.
It's something else going on.

539
00:24:14,037 --> 00:24:15,205
There's a fight.

540
00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:17,791
<i>Take me for what I am...</i>

541
00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:18,875
<i>Just stay.</i>

542
00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:22,337
<i>Who I was meant to be...</i>

543
00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:23,630
<i>You can stay.</i>

544
00:24:23,713 --> 00:24:27,634
<i>And if you give a damn</i>

545
00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:31,429
<i>Take me baby or leave me</i>

546
00:24:33,223 --> 00:24:34,432
What's this from?

547
00:24:36,143 --> 00:24:37,144
(KISSES)

548
00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:40,647
Did Caroline leave on her own
or was she kicked out

549
00:24:40,730 --> 00:24:43,150
for, like, trying to steal
a light fixture or something?

550
00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:47,070
I don't know, but she was definitely gone
before Ray got punched in the face.

551
00:24:47,404 --> 00:24:49,698
That's too bad.
That kind of shit's right in her wheelhouse.

552
00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:52,200
(GRUNTS)

553
00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:54,494
Yes?

554
00:24:54,578 --> 00:24:56,079
I made you something.

555
00:24:56,163 --> 00:24:58,248
Oh, is it drugs?

556
00:25:04,588 --> 00:25:05,630
(GASPS)

557
00:25:05,714 --> 00:25:07,090
It's my tooth.

558
00:25:07,841 --> 00:25:10,343
I love it. No.

559
00:25:10,427 --> 00:25:11,928
Well, it's either mine or Caroline's.

560
00:25:12,012 --> 00:25:13,513
My mom put them all in one box.

561
00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:17,309
But it's definitely my genetic material.

562
00:25:17,601 --> 00:25:19,269
I love it.

563
00:25:20,478 --> 00:25:22,689
I love it so much.

564
00:25:24,065 --> 00:25:25,275
I love it.

565
00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:26,985
Happy birthday.

566
00:25:27,652 --> 00:25:28,945
Thank you.

567
00:25:51,092 --> 00:25:52,802
I love my necklace.

568
00:25:54,846 --> 00:25:56,139
I have to pee.

569
00:25:56,473 --> 00:25:58,099
Go wait for me. I'll be right back.

570
00:25:58,475 --> 00:25:59,726
Thank you.

571
00:26:04,773 --> 00:26:05,982
(SCREAMS)

572
00:26:06,107 --> 00:26:07,317
What?

573
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,195
I'm sorry, it's Caroline.
She just really scared me.

574
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,030
(GLASS SHATTERS)

575
00:26:12,489 --> 00:26:14,324
HANNAH: No, what did you do?

576
00:26:14,574 --> 00:26:16,993
ADAM: Jesus Christ.
CAROLINE: What did you do?

577
00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:20,080
ADAM: Fuck me.

578
00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:22,165
Stop, stop, stop.

579
00:26:22,374 --> 00:26:24,251
Why are you even bothering?

580
00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:26,503
You don't even care if I'm on the street.

581
00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:29,089
Why did I even join the teachers' union, huh?

582
00:26:29,172 --> 00:26:30,674
- I need a towel or something.
- Mmm-hmm.

583
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,175
Some water.

584
00:26:33,677 --> 00:26:35,136
Thank you, Hannah.

585
00:26:35,303 --> 00:26:37,097
Thank you so much for your compassion.

586
00:26:37,514 --> 00:26:38,682
It's okay.

587
00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:40,392
I'm so sorry. I just...

588
00:26:40,809 --> 00:26:42,102
I get mixed up, you know?

589
00:26:42,185 --> 00:26:45,438
I don't mean to be like this.
I never mean to do it.

590
00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:47,274
It's awful, you know?

591
00:26:47,357 --> 00:26:50,193
(SOBBING) It's just awful to be like this.

592
00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:52,612
You just need a good night's sleep.

593
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:54,698
I understand.

594
00:26:55,031 --> 00:26:57,033
(CONTINUES SOBBING)

595
00:27:03,331 --> 00:27:05,333
- Oh, my God.
- I told you.

596
00:27:07,085 --> 00:27:09,045
She got in. I told you.

597
00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:12,215
And she won.

598
00:27:13,925 --> 00:27:15,427
Okay? She won.

599
00:27:18,096 --> 00:27:20,807
- Do you still want to have sex?
- No.

600
00:27:26,730 --> 00:27:28,023
That makes sense.

601
00:27:31,484 --> 00:27:32,485
(POP SONG PLAYING)