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Flat white to go for Maury.
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Maury?
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Maura?
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Mary?
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- I made that one already.
- Oh, who's this for?
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Alexander. But keep up the good work.
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- Okay.
- So what'd you want to talk about?
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Uh, I think it's maybe better
if we do that in your office.
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Oh. I'm so sorry you won't be gracing us
with your presence anymore.
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And I'll see you in about a week
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when you quit whatever bullshit gig
you're leaving for
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and come back here begging
for your old job again.
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Ray, I know that it must hurt
to see someone leave all of this,
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but it's really not a bullshit job, so...
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- What is it?
- What?
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The bullshit gig, what is it?
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GQ magazine.
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Did they need someone
for a before picture in a makeover article?
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Uh, no, it's a writing job.
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They saw one of my pieces online
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and I'm going to be working
for a new section...
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"Field Guide to the Urban Man."
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Who's the sponsor?
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What do you mean?
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There's no way GQ hires you
to be a staff writer.
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So it's obviously one
of those advertorial sections
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where it looks like a real article
so they trick you into reading it,
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but then you find out it's a paid advertisement
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which is both morally
and creatively bankrupt.
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So who's the sponsor?
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Neiman Marcus.
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Neiman Marcus?
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Do you think I'm fucking excited, Ray?
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Do you think that I think this is the best use
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of my literary voice and my myriad talents?
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Maybe we should talk
about this back in my office.
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- No.
- Excuse me.
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I already quit. There's no reason
for me to go to your office.
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Stop making a scene
in front of the customers.
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I am coming with you
as a gesture of friendship.
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Though I am not your employee,
so I don't technically have to.
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Right now!
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Set the pick!
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Up high. Rotate.
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Isolate. Clear out.
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I got you. Turn it up.
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Here, and one.
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Nice job.
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- Hannah Horvath's office.
- Mike Lawson, please.
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Okay, um, I'm new here,
so, uh, maybe you just...
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Okay.
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It's a cappuccino, Dean.
It's not a cup of chino.
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Okay? Fucking animals.
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Hello?
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Yes, hi, I'm trying to reach
Marnie Michaels, please.
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This is she. May I ask who's calling?
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- It's Ray.
- I didn't recognize your voice.
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Did you not recognize my voice?
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No, I did. I'm calling you, so I already know...
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You know, I was just going
for a little joke there. What's up?
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- How can I help you?
- Right.
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Uh, as to the matter at hand. Uh...
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I don't know if there is a matter at hand.
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I was just calling
just to check in with you, really,
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and just to say that I, um...
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I enjoyed spending time
with you the other day.
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Yeah, that was, um...
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That was definitely unexpected.
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Indeed, yes. Most unexpected indeed.
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So, anyway, yeah,
I just wanted to check in and...
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Could you stop saying "checking in"?
It's fucking weird.
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It's a fucking thing people say, okay?
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Relax. I'm using semantic convention
to sound accessible.
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- Oh, my God.
- Anyway, I'm calling you
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just to say, you know,
let's not let all this affect our friendship.
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But we're not even friends.
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Then so let's not let it affect that either.
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Okay, will do.
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Look, I'm trying here, okay?
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I'm trying to follow the protocols
of a gentleman and a squire.
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- But if you keep...
- Okay, thank you.
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And, um, if you'll excuse me,
I'm just in the middle
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of watching a pretty interesting
television program, so...
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- Yeah? Which one?
- Do you care?
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- Not at all.
- Okay, bye-bye.
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What?
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- I do care.
- About what?
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About which shitty television program
you're watching.
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- I care.
- Prove it.
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Marnie?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- What's up?
- Nothing much.
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Yo.
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Can I help you with something?
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Sorry, I was just screwing with you. Sorry.
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- Hey, I'm Joe.
- Hannah.
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- Nice to meet you.
- I know. I know all about you.
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I read your piece about, um...
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Cocaine on JazzHate.com.
It was very funny.
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Yeah, I feel like that wasn't
as retweeted as it should have been.
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- So I appreciate the support.
- No, I'm not on Twitter.
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But, uh, I'll instagram it later if you want.
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I don't think that even makes sense.
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- So...
- No, it doesn't.
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I bet you're probably wondering right now,
"Where do I go to pee?"
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I'm really wondering that.
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Yeah, no one tells anyone
anything around here.
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They just assume you have corporate sonar.
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Yeah, but I wouldn't call this a corporate job.
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I mean, this is GQ magazine.
It's a literary institution.
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Careful.
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You don't want the real GQ writers
hearing you say you work at GQ.
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- Wait, why?
- They're really fucking snobby
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about the difference between
editorial and advertorial.
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I don't know if you heard about that,
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but, which is such fucking bullshit because
we all work at the same magazine.
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You know?
We're all here just selling our souls.
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Totally won't say it again.
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Anyway, um, enough blabbering.
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Um, why don't I give you a quick tour?
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Okay. Great.
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Uh, the women's room is back this way.
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Unless you want to see the snack room first.
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You just said "snack room"
and everything blurred.
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And then there's donuts
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and finger sandwiches in the afternoon.
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- Finger sandwiches? Cool.
- Finger sandwiches.
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- So help yourself.
- Oh, uh, I don't know.
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Maybe later. I'm on kind of a budget.
I don't know.
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Is it like... Do you swipe your employee ID
or is it an honor system?
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What? No, it's all free.
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- It's free?
- It's all free.
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- You're saying all this is free?
- Yeah.
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- Even the Sun Chips?
- Yeah.
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- Even the Clif Bars?
- Yeah.
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Even the Iox, which is disgusting,
but very expensive?
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It's actually Russ & Daughters.
It's pretty good.
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Oh, my God.
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Mmm. It's 11:45. We got to go.
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Just give me one moment
to catch up with you.
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Guys, this is Hannah. Han...
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Hannah?
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Um, I'm Hannah,
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and I feel I may have overdone it
on the snacks a little bit.
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No, I said I needed a christening dress.
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So what's the problem?
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Christening dresses are usually white,
aren't they?
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Not the chic ones.
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And also, isn't that small for a one-year-old?
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Uh, no, unless your child is morbidly obese,
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in which case I can't help you.
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- All right, I'll take it.
- Fabulous.
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Anyways, as I was saying,
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Ray really seems to have
the respect of his peers on the court.
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Oh, that's amazing.
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It's really hard for a Jew
to gain respect in sports.
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Mmm. Mmm-hmm.
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He's not a Jew, though.
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Right.
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So his new coffee place
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is such a refreshing departure
from the average java house grind.
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- I've never been there.
- Oh, no, me neither.
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That's just what Time Out New York said.
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"Despite the unfortunate
familiarity of its name,
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"Ray's is a refreshing departure
from the average java house grind."
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Ray is being written about in popular service
publications and my life is a mess.
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And I know that that was a personal choice,
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but I feel like maybe it is time for me
to unchoose that choice.
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Like, step one, I need to be
in a solid, mature, committed relationship
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with someone who understands
my goals and values.
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Like Berren.
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Is that the guy with the deep V?
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You're right. Parker's a much better choice.
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He's just so stupid
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that I worry that our children
wouldn't get into preschool.
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See, I live with my boyfriend in Brooklyn.
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Oh, nice. You're shacking up.
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- I guess so. Um...
- What does he do?
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Like, a little bit of this and a little bit of that.
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Karen's boyfriend is actually
in a very similar field.
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He was in a very similar field.
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Wait, so it's officially
over between you and Jake,
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or he just finally got a real job?
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- It's like a little bit of both.
- Right, right.
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- But which one?
- Hi, everyone.
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- Hello.
- I see you've met Hannah.
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- Hannah, you've met the team?
- Yep.
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And I see you found the snack room as well.
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Oh, yeah. These are not just for me.
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Great. All right. So reiterating once again,
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"The Field Guide for the Urban Male."
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- We need eight types.
- Mmm-hmm.
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Something like you'd find
in a bird watchers' manual, but funny.
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Not corny funny, smart.
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Client doesn't want
a bunch of sarcastic bullshit.
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I also want you to be thinking
about the corresponding looks
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that Neiman Marcus could roll out
to store windows and catalogues.
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So far we have the Millennial Man's Man,
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Mr. Midnight, and the Gowanus Yachtsman.
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So let's hear what else you guys have.
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Hannah.
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Okay, I haven't come up
with a name for this yet,
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but it's like he's a dad,
but he's not trying to be the coolest dad.
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But he's also embracing
vintage Bill Cosbyish dadness,
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so that actually inherently makes him cool.
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- And what would you call it?
- Classic Dad?
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- Or, um, Dad Classic.
- That's good.
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Or, if you want to be a little sassy,
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"Kewl Dad," cool spelled K-E-W-L.
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- Kewl Dad?
- Kewl Dad.
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Yeah, that's a type worth considering.
Anyone else?
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I have another. Um, the Kaballer.
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He is a little sleazy.
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You know, he's out looking for sex,
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but he's wearing a kabbalah bracelet
so you know he's spiritual,
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and he'd, like, fuck some serious
enlightenment into you.
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Oh, no, big-time.
He's got, like, drawstring yoga pants,
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- widow's peak like Justin Theroux.
- 100%.
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Neiman Marcus doesn't sell a widow's peak,
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but worth considering. I'll write that down.
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Anyone else?
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The Mod Hatter.
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So like a snappy dresser
in an understated hat?
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Sort of.
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Okay, I think we have to
make sure that it's not like
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a "Hey, look at me. I'm wearing a fedora
or a pork pie hat."
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- Yeah, fedoras are worse than genocide.
- The worst.
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No, I mean Mod Hatter,
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as in one of those guys
you see walking down the street...
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Kevin, you know,
I actually don't think that's a type.
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I think that's just some guy you saw.
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- Thank you, Kevin.
- You're welcome.
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Anyone else?
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I have a couple more.
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Has anyone ever, like, gotten in trouble
for overdoing it with the snacks?
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Has anyone ever been spoken to?
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Girl, I gained, like,
14 pounds my first week here.
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I never want to see another Sun Chip again.
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See you soon.
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Hannah Horvath's office.
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Hey, yo, it's Joe.
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- Hi. Mmm-hmm.
- I believe we've met. Remember me?
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Look to your left.
245
00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:56,300
Other left.
246
00:11:57,635 --> 00:11:59,136
- Hello.
- Hey.
247
00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:01,305
Okay, Kevin hates me.
248
00:12:01,389 --> 00:12:04,934
I mean, I'm used to people being belittled
by my rapid-fire mind pace, but this is...
249
00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:07,186
- Did Karen say anything?
- About what?
250
00:12:07,353 --> 00:12:09,063
About me.
251
00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:11,232
No, why? Are you, like,
into Karen or something?
252
00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:14,026
No. I mean, maybe.
253
00:12:14,110 --> 00:12:15,403
I don't know.
254
00:12:15,486 --> 00:12:17,446
Why, did she say
that she thinks I'm into her?
255
00:12:17,530 --> 00:12:19,573
We really did not discuss it.
256
00:12:19,657 --> 00:12:21,450
Yeah, that sounds like Karen.
257
00:12:21,534 --> 00:12:26,288
She's so taciturn
and guarded and complicated.
258
00:12:26,372 --> 00:12:27,915
Well, have you ever asked her out?
259
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:30,000
Yes, once.
260
00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:32,044
Almost.
261
00:12:32,128 --> 00:12:34,213
Don't tell her that I told you that
I almost asked her out once.
262
00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:37,007
- I'm not telling Karen anything.
- Good.
263
00:12:37,091 --> 00:12:38,884
You're a total psycho.
264
00:12:38,968 --> 00:12:40,719
Okay, thanks.
265
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,721
Anyway... Shit, I've got to go.
266
00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:44,682
- Okay.
- Lose my number.
267
00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:51,272
Up next...
268
00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:53,983
- This psycho bitch wants to tell...
269
00:12:58,571 --> 00:13:00,239
- Hey.
- Yo.
270
00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:02,950
Uh, could you take your shoes off, please?
271
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:06,829
Yeah, wouldn't want to scuff
this pristine linoleum you got here.
272
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,832
I brought you some vegan muffins.
273
00:13:09,915 --> 00:13:12,126
Wow, muffins from the place you run.
274
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:13,711
What an extravagant gesture.
275
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:17,339
Yeah, would have brought you some scones,
but we're running a little low.
276
00:13:17,423 --> 00:13:19,884
So, ready to watch some, uh, shitty TV?
277
00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:22,428
No one asked you to come here.
278
00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:26,474
Look, I know you're going
through a hard time lately.
279
00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:30,269
Okay? And I also know that's the last thing
you'd ever admit to anyone.
280
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:32,563
Okay? So why don't we just sit down together
281
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:37,526
like not friends and you could introduce me
to your televiewing sensibilities?
282
00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:43,908
Well, have you ever seen
reality television before?
283
00:13:44,742 --> 00:13:47,536
I've seen Ken Burns'
jazz documentary about 17 times.
284
00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:49,622
- Does that count?
- Absolutely not.
285
00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:51,957
No way. No, it doesn't.
286
00:13:52,041 --> 00:13:53,667
Um, okay, let's see.
287
00:13:53,751 --> 00:13:57,421
Which Real Housewives locale
is the most intriguing to you?
288
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,381
The one set in Prague.
289
00:13:59,465 --> 00:14:01,926
- Beverly Hills?
- Sure.
290
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,344
Okay.
291
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,514
I paid Shana. Left her $400,000...
292
00:14:12,228 --> 00:14:13,771
Hi.
293
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,648
Hi.
294
00:14:15,731 --> 00:14:17,691
Hi, my love.
295
00:14:17,775 --> 00:14:19,985
Oh, you are so excited to see me.
296
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,822
- How was it?
- It was amazing.
297
00:14:23,948 --> 00:14:25,533
I mean, I was nervous at first,
298
00:14:25,616 --> 00:14:27,493
but then they were like, "Tell us your ideas."
299
00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:30,579
And I told them my ideas,
and they all said, "Great ideas."
300
00:14:30,663 --> 00:14:32,790
- Yeah.
- And then...
301
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,545
This is all free.
302
00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:39,255
It's all shit.
303
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:43,384
It's all full of chemicals
and fake salt and pigeon bones.
304
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:45,302
This is just beef.
305
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:49,723
Well, anyway, I didn't pay for any of it, so...
306
00:14:49,807 --> 00:14:51,016
How was your day?
307
00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:54,228
Had another fucking audition.
308
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:56,397
That's great! How was it?
309
00:14:56,480 --> 00:15:00,776
Well, I walk in and they
have the videotape camera.
310
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:03,237
And the casting woman
was like, "Look into the camera.
311
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,197
"Give us a smile and say your name."
312
00:15:05,281 --> 00:15:08,075
These fucking people.
And so I looked in the camera and I said,
313
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:10,744
"Hi, my name is Adam Sackler
and I don't smile on command."
314
00:15:10,828 --> 00:15:12,580
And she was like, "It's called fucking acting."
315
00:15:12,663 --> 00:15:16,083
I was like, "No, it's called fucking see ya
'cause I'm fucking out of here."
316
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,085
What a total bitch.
317
00:15:20,296 --> 00:15:23,132
But, you know, if you really
want to get an acting job...
318
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:25,676
I don't want to get an actual job.
319
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:28,262
Then why are you going on auditions?
320
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:29,513
The challenge.
321
00:15:29,597 --> 00:15:33,809
I just like reading emotional cues
from strangers
322
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:35,811
in a high-pressure situation.
323
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:38,772
Yeah, that definitely makes sense.
324
00:15:38,856 --> 00:15:41,025
But you know what else
would be a cool, fun challenge?
325
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,277
Would be, like, actually getting a job.
326
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,112
And then we'd be able to pay all of our rent
327
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:46,780
and we'd never have to worry.
328
00:15:46,864 --> 00:15:48,490
I could sell these on Etsy
for, like, 20 bucks each.
329
00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:50,576
People are fucking stupid.
330
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:58,667
Marnie.
331
00:15:58,751 --> 00:16:01,086
Marnie, sorry to interrupt.
I think I slipped out.
332
00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:04,131
- Okay. Okay. Yes.
- Would you mind putting it back in?
333
00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:06,967
- Okay. Okay.
- Okay, yeah.
334
00:16:07,051 --> 00:16:08,802
- Okay.
- That's much better.
335
00:16:08,886 --> 00:16:10,804
- Thank you.
- Okay, you're welcome.
336
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:16,685
Hey, Kevin.
337
00:16:16,769 --> 00:16:18,979
I'm really sorry if I upset you
during the meeting yesterday.
338
00:16:19,063 --> 00:16:20,147
You really didn't.
339
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,316
Well, you rolled your eyes at me, so...
340
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,193
I really didn't.
341
00:16:24,276 --> 00:16:26,487
Come on, dude. What's your problem?
342
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,198
I just don't like you.
343
00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:31,742
Oh, come on. Who even says that?
344
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,994
It's 'cause I had, like,
one better idea than you?
345
00:16:34,078 --> 00:16:37,247
No, it's because I don't like your face.
346
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,334
Wait, my face?
347
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,544
You're not ugly. I am not saying that.
348
00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:44,505
I'm just not into it. It annoys me.
349
00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:46,507
Your mouth...
350
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:48,842
It makes me want to rip it off your face.
351
00:16:48,926 --> 00:16:52,346
You look like someone I dated
who I hated even while I was dating them.
352
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:53,514
Man or a woman?
353
00:16:53,597 --> 00:16:56,350
- Oh, come on.
- I wasn't trying to be a jerk.
354
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:58,602
I want to know if you think
I look like a woman or a man.
355
00:16:58,686 --> 00:17:00,688
- Great.
- Kevin, I don't want to fight.
356
00:17:00,771 --> 00:17:02,231
Come on, what can I do?
357
00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:04,024
I don't know, get a new face?
358
00:17:05,401 --> 00:17:07,111
Everyone knows I'm the Sun Chip guy here.
359
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,696
You know what? I'm gonna say this
360
00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:10,489
because nobody else around here will say it,
361
00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:12,658
but you're doing a dope job.
362
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,785
Oh, uh, thank you so much.
363
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,246
- Yeah, dope by Janice's standards.
- Word.
364
00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:19,289
You're really gonna make a name for yourself.
365
00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:22,710
Thank you so much, but I'm not really
trying to make a name for myself.
366
00:17:22,793 --> 00:17:24,586
I mean, I just kind of want to get in, get out.
367
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:26,255
I'm not looking to take Janice's job.
368
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:27,756
Why not?
369
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:29,508
'Cause I'm a writer.
370
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:30,926
Yeah, we're all writers.
371
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,303
Yeah, but I'm like, no offense,
just a writer writer.
372
00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:36,598
Not like a corporate advertising,
working-for-the-man kind of writer.
373
00:17:36,682 --> 00:17:39,393
Who is? Kevin over here won a Yale Series
374
00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:41,603
of Younger Poets award back in 2009.
375
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:43,856
Mmm-hmm.
- You're a poet?
376
00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:45,399
I dabble in the dark arts.
377
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:48,402
And Karen has had some great pieces in n+1.
378
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,570
It was a while ago, but, yeah.
379
00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:52,573
It's like an unpacking of the Jersey Shore
through an imperialist lens.
380
00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:55,576
- That was such a totally great piece.
- No, it's not.
381
00:17:56,744 --> 00:17:59,079
Are any of you jerks gonna say my thing,
or do I have to say it myself?
382
00:17:59,163 --> 00:18:00,664
Joe had a talk piece in The New Yorker.
383
00:18:00,748 --> 00:18:02,291
He wasn't even a year out of college.
384
00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:04,752
Which is how I got this job, by the way.
385
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:06,587
And thank God I did 'cause I was, like,
386
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:09,590
right on the verge of packing it in
and moving back to Arizona.
387
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:12,092
Me, too. Not Arizona, but...
388
00:18:12,176 --> 00:18:15,387
No health insurance, no dental,
no corporate gym membership.
389
00:18:15,471 --> 00:18:17,931
But you all still write,
like, your own pieces and stuff, right?
390
00:18:18,015 --> 00:18:19,975
Like your own spiritually fulfilling work?
391
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:21,518
I don't know about that, but we write.
392
00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:24,271
Yeah, of course. Sometimes.
393
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,023
Yeah, I'm thinking about
some ideas for things.
394
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:29,109
I'm gonna dive back in
as soon as I figure out my next move.
395
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,779
How long you all been here?
396
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,030
- Five years.
- Three years.
397
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,406
Forever.
398
00:18:40,621 --> 00:18:42,706
I'm so sorry. I just need one minute.
399
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,641
I don't regret a single
moment of my wild months,
400
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:03,185
but those oats have been sowed
and now it's time to get back to reality.
401
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:06,355
- Totally.
- But, I mean, I have a history, Parker.
402
00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:08,440
I have been there and I have done that.
403
00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:10,692
I'm very Je Ne Regrette Rien-y about it,
404
00:19:10,776 --> 00:19:13,278
but is that something that
you think you can handle?
405
00:19:13,362 --> 00:19:15,656
Caitlyn told me that you told her
406
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:19,076
that I was literally the dumbest person
you had ever met.
407
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:21,703
Um, that's just weird.
408
00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:25,499
And she said that I...
409
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:27,793
I couldn't find the library,
410
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:30,712
which is now obviously not true.
411
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,674
Okay, you're getting off topic.
412
00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:35,592
Also, does that sound like
something that I would say?
413
00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:37,636
No. That sounds like one
of Caitlyn's stupid jokes
414
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:39,263
because she thinks she's so provocative.
415
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,431
- Okay.
- But if you don't think you're ready
416
00:19:41,515 --> 00:19:43,559
for a serious girlfriend-boyfriend
relationship, tell me now
417
00:19:43,642 --> 00:19:45,811
because I do not have any more time
to waste on frivolities.
418
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,480
I'm down for whatever.
419
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:52,150
I totally think you can tie your shoes,
by the way.
420
00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:58,323
Hey, Janice, do you have a minute?
421
00:19:58,407 --> 00:20:00,534
Sure, Hannah. Come on in. Have a seat.
422
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:02,411
Thank you.
423
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:05,122
You know, you've been doing a great job.
424
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,540
Oh, uh, thank you.
425
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,876
You remind me a lot of myself 10 years ago.
426
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:10,836
Uh, thank you. Um, speaking of which,
427
00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:13,422
uh, I don't want to be here in 10 years.
428
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:15,549
- Why not?
- I don't know.
429
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:18,218
I'm just realizing how easy it is
to get seduced by the perks
430
00:20:18,302 --> 00:20:19,720
and the money and the free snacks.
431
00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:22,806
And then suddenly I wake up in 10 years
and I'm not a writer anymore,
432
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:24,766
I'm a former writer
who works in corporate advertising.
433
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:27,019
And that is not my plan.
434
00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:28,854
All right, Hannah.
There's a lot of other people
435
00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:30,981
who would love to have your job.
436
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,233
That's it?
437
00:20:33,859 --> 00:20:35,360
That's it.
438
00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:56,924
Hey, Janice.
You know, I actually thought about it
439
00:20:57,007 --> 00:21:00,344
and I have decided to stay
if my position is still open.
440
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:03,221
I'm putting copper pipes in my house.
I really can't deal with this right now.
441
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:06,391
You want to just e-mail me
and let me know if you still work here?
442
00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:08,268
Aren't you supposed to work today?
443
00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:09,895
No, I texted Keith and told him to open.
444
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,271
- Huh.
- He's a good man.
445
00:21:11,355 --> 00:21:13,315
Yeah. I keep meaning to come down and...
446
00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:15,317
Oh, shit.
447
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:26,411
Fucking doppelgängers.
448
00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:28,246
Yeah, and they look just like
Hannah and Adam, too.
449
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:30,374
Yeah, that's what "doppelgängers" means.
450
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:33,085
- No doy, Ray.
- Ah, good one, Michaels.
451
00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:36,421
Thank you.
I know what "doppelgänger" means.
452
00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:39,383
So wait, Hannah told me
that you were fundraising
453
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:40,884
for inner-city schools or something?
454
00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:42,386
- Is that right?
- No, no, it's not right.
455
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,221
That's classic Hannah hyperbole.
456
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:45,430
All I did was put a jar by the register
457
00:21:45,514 --> 00:21:46,974
so people can make donations
if they wanted to.
458
00:21:47,057 --> 00:21:49,309
- Oh, that's like...
- Yeah, that's nothing.
459
00:21:49,393 --> 00:21:51,228
I'm not like George Soros or something.
460
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:52,771
Yeah, no. Not at all.
461
00:21:52,854 --> 00:21:54,398
One of my biggest regrets
is that I didn't spend
462
00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:57,359
a semester abroad in Africa, you know,
463
00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:59,111
doing volunteer work and stuff like that.
464
00:22:00,404 --> 00:22:01,780
Well, you know, maybe that's for the best.
465
00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:03,532
- What do you mean?
- Well, you know, I mean,
466
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:05,325
I think it's pretty clear
by now that Western aid
467
00:22:05,409 --> 00:22:07,327
has been shown to be the very thing
468
00:22:07,411 --> 00:22:09,579
keeping Africa so impoverished
and underdeveloped.
469
00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:12,582
Maybe it's a good thing.
Teach a man to fish and all that.
470
00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:14,584
That's a little bit racist, Ray.
471
00:22:15,127 --> 00:22:16,628
That's not even a little bit racist.
472
00:22:16,712 --> 00:22:18,839
That's not even remotely racist, okay?
473
00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:21,341
That's a rigorous truth
about a very flawed policy.
474
00:22:21,425 --> 00:22:23,176
And it's a little bit fucking racist.
475
00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:24,845
- Okay, let's skip it.
- Dude, what's your fucking problem?
476
00:22:24,928 --> 00:22:26,179
- What is my problem?
- Yeah.
477
00:22:26,263 --> 00:22:29,725
My problem is I don't understand
how you can be so completely dumb.
478
00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:31,393
- Oh, my God.
- That's my problem.
479
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,145
- Dumb?
- Yeah, not technically dumb,
480
00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:37,733
but, you know, at a core spiritual level.
481
00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:41,778
Well, at least I'm not the one crying
about how I'm too smart for grad school.
482
00:22:41,862 --> 00:22:43,363
How dumb is that?
483
00:22:43,447 --> 00:22:45,073
Okay, I never said too smart. I said too wise.
484
00:22:45,157 --> 00:22:47,034
Okay, well, if you're so wise,
then why are you running
485
00:22:47,117 --> 00:22:49,077
a coffee shop in Bumfuck, Brooklyn?
486
00:22:49,161 --> 00:22:51,872
I could ask you the same question right now
about those bracelets.
487
00:22:51,955 --> 00:22:55,125
Who goes to the gym
with pavé diamond bracelets?
488
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,501
These aren't fucking pavé.
489
00:22:56,585 --> 00:22:58,170
They're not even close to pavé.
490
00:22:58,253 --> 00:23:00,338
You don't even know what pavé is.
Who's the dumb one now?
491
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:03,550
Okay, look, you may
think my position is counterintuitive,
492
00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:06,595
but it comes from a deep and
unwavering love for Africa and its peoples.
493
00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:08,472
Okay, I love Africa!
494
00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:11,308
Fucking weird thing to say.
495
00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:14,728
Okay.
496
00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:16,354
That didn't...
497
00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:17,898
That didn't come out the way I wanted it to.
498
00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:20,067
- Which part?
- Most of it.
499
00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:21,693
Most of the back end part of it.
500
00:23:21,777 --> 00:23:24,863
I apologize for that.
Could you please sit down?
501
00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:26,490
Why?
502
00:23:27,699 --> 00:23:30,285
'Cause you have no one else to eat lunch with
503
00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:32,370
and neither do I.
504
00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:38,251
Thank you.
505
00:23:39,795 --> 00:23:42,005
- Dumplings were pretty good.
- Mmm-hmm.
506
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:44,341
- Should we get some more?
- Hmm.
507
00:23:44,674 --> 00:23:47,636
Excuse me, ma'am.
Could we get some more dumplings, please?
508
00:24:03,527 --> 00:24:04,986
Hannah Horvath.
509
00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:06,363
Are you crying?
510
00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:08,865
No. Why, did someone hear me or something?
511
00:24:08,949 --> 00:24:12,327
Uh, no, but you're okay?
512
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,246
Mmm.
513
00:24:14,538 --> 00:24:16,706
Uh, yeah. I'm okay.
514
00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:19,376
Okay. Good.
515
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,670
You know, you could still
be a writer and do this job.
516
00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:24,548
You've just got to...
You've got to maintain your focus, you know?
517
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:27,676
You've got to write every night after work
and on the weekends.
518
00:24:27,759 --> 00:24:30,428
- Is that what you do or...
- Yeah, that's what I do.
519
00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:33,390
I mean, no, I've definitely
slacked off a little bit
520
00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:36,101
in the past year or two, but it's doable.
521
00:24:36,184 --> 00:24:37,727
No, you know what? You're right.
522
00:24:37,811 --> 00:24:40,272
You're so right. Nights and weekends.
523
00:24:40,355 --> 00:24:43,191
Exactly. Anyway, I've got to go.
524
00:24:45,193 --> 00:24:47,112
Okay, so now that we're officially a couple,
525
00:24:47,195 --> 00:24:49,906
I think that we should have no less
than four hang nights a week.
526
00:24:49,990 --> 00:24:53,201
- Cool.
- Um, potential hang night activities include
527
00:24:53,285 --> 00:24:56,705
non-sports TV watching, um, light reading...
528
00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:58,832
...um, board games,
529
00:24:58,915 --> 00:25:01,334
um, comparing playlists.
530
00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:03,628
Can we maybe just talk about this later?
531
00:25:03,712 --> 00:25:05,964
Um, honest and open communication
about mutual needs
532
00:25:06,047 --> 00:25:08,341
is, like, the cornerstone
to any healthy relationship.
533
00:25:08,425 --> 00:25:10,177
I know, but I just...
534
00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:13,013
If you're afraid of intimacy,
then maybe you're just not ready for this.
535
00:25:13,096 --> 00:25:14,848
- Do you want me to stop?
- No.
536
00:25:14,931 --> 00:25:18,185
There's no need to terminate sex
just because we're not meant for each other.
537
00:25:18,268 --> 00:25:21,479
God, you're so dumb, Parker.
538
00:25:21,563 --> 00:25:23,773
Can you pull that harder?
539
00:25:23,857 --> 00:25:25,775
Thanks.
540
00:25:28,612 --> 00:25:30,197
We could also, like, just snuggle.
541
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:33,408
- Like sometimes just snuggling is good.
- I like snuggling so much.
542
00:25:36,411 --> 00:25:39,831
Well, today was not as good as yesterday.
543
00:25:39,915 --> 00:25:41,208
So...
544
00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:44,461
What's wrong, Adam?
545
00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:48,048
What's going on?
546
00:25:48,131 --> 00:25:52,761
I got a callback from an audition that I killed.
547
00:25:52,844 --> 00:25:53,970
I fucking murdered it.
548
00:25:54,054 --> 00:25:57,933
I cut its fucking guts out and left it
in a dumpster by the side of the road.
549
00:25:58,016 --> 00:26:00,852
Oh, my God! I'm so happy for you.
550
00:26:00,936 --> 00:26:03,146
But, baby, I actually have
to go and write right now
551
00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:06,608
because I'm doing a new thing where I write
every night for three hours no matter what.
552
00:26:06,691 --> 00:26:08,109
- No, no, no, no.
- Yes, yes, yes.
553
00:26:08,193 --> 00:26:09,819
It's for our future. I love you.
554
00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:11,571
I really do. I'm so proud of you
555
00:26:11,655 --> 00:26:13,448
and I can't wait to hear all about it later
556
00:26:13,531 --> 00:26:15,492
when I'm done with my writing time.
557
00:26:15,575 --> 00:26:17,494
You should have seen
these other fucking jabronis
558
00:26:17,577 --> 00:26:19,412
they called in for the audition.
559
00:26:19,496 --> 00:26:21,748
They were all keyed up
and nervous like it really mattered.
560
00:26:21,831 --> 00:26:23,750
And I... I...
561
00:26:23,833 --> 00:26:26,753
You know, I showed up late because
I wasn't even sure if I was gonna go.
562
00:26:26,836 --> 00:26:29,339
So I kind of got there last minute
and they just slipped me in.
563
00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:33,009
Only had 10 minutes
to look at the sides that they'd given me.
564
00:26:49,901 --> 00:26:51,319
Oh, thank you.