1 00:01:12,657 --> 00:01:14,242 - Hey. - Hi. 2 00:01:14,325 --> 00:01:15,285 What's up? 3 00:01:15,368 --> 00:01:16,911 - Hi. - Hi, how's it goin'? 4 00:01:16,995 --> 00:01:18,747 It's good. How was the ride? 5 00:01:18,830 --> 00:01:20,248 I have to fucking piss so badly, 6 00:01:20,331 --> 00:01:21,750 - I'm gonna shit myself. - Oh, God. 7 00:01:21,833 --> 00:01:24,919 I can't believe we're in the Hamptons. 8 00:01:25,003 --> 00:01:26,379 No, this is the North Fork. 9 00:01:26,463 --> 00:01:27,922 It's very different from the Hamptons. 10 00:01:28,006 --> 00:01:29,883 It's, you know, for people who think the Hamptons are tacky 11 00:01:29,966 --> 00:01:32,051 and don't want to be on a beach that's near a J.Crew. 12 00:01:32,135 --> 00:01:33,219 J.Crew? 13 00:01:33,928 --> 00:01:35,930 Where's Jessa? Did she not even show? 14 00:01:36,014 --> 00:01:39,184 She just insisted on sitting in the back of the bus for political reasons. 15 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:41,728 I will text you the minute I recharge my phone. 16 00:01:41,811 --> 00:01:45,023 So good to meet you. You guys are the best. 17 00:01:45,106 --> 00:01:46,775 - Hey. - Hi. 18 00:01:46,858 --> 00:01:48,568 I hope you don't mind. 19 00:01:48,651 --> 00:01:50,779 I invited Rita and Luther to hang with us this weekend. 20 00:01:50,862 --> 00:01:53,573 They're amazing. Luther's an orthodontist. 21 00:01:53,656 --> 00:01:56,576 Yeah, the only thing is that my mom's friend Suzanne 22 00:01:56,659 --> 00:01:58,953 was so generous letting us stay in this house this weekend 23 00:01:59,037 --> 00:02:02,040 that it feels a little bit like it might be rude to have bus people in it. 24 00:02:02,415 --> 00:02:04,501 Okay, don't worry. I mean, they probably won't come. 25 00:02:04,584 --> 00:02:06,044 It was just, like, a token invite. 26 00:02:06,711 --> 00:02:08,129 Not worried. 27 00:02:12,217 --> 00:02:14,636 Oh, my God. 28 00:02:14,719 --> 00:02:16,679 I call biggest and/or best room. 29 00:02:16,763 --> 00:02:19,140 No one can call anything without saying "shotgun," okay? 30 00:02:19,224 --> 00:02:20,642 Shotgun! 31 00:02:21,810 --> 00:02:23,061 No! 32 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:24,813 Shosh, no, no, no, no, no. 33 00:02:24,896 --> 00:02:26,815 I threw my bag on first. Do you know what that means? 34 00:02:26,898 --> 00:02:28,316 - It means nothing! - Get off! 35 00:02:28,399 --> 00:02:29,818 First one who gets in gets the bed. 36 00:02:29,901 --> 00:02:31,027 Your shoes are hurting me. 37 00:02:31,110 --> 00:02:32,445 Hey, guys, you know what? Don't worry about it. 38 00:02:32,529 --> 00:02:33,988 I think I'm just gonna take this room. 39 00:02:34,072 --> 00:02:35,990 You guys, I had a feeling this was gonna happen, 40 00:02:36,074 --> 00:02:38,368 so I went ahead and assigned the rooms. 41 00:02:39,494 --> 00:02:40,787 So, Shosh is in here. 42 00:02:40,870 --> 00:02:42,163 Hannah, you and I are downstairs, 43 00:02:42,247 --> 00:02:43,581 - and, Jessa, I put you in the lighthouse... - Great. 44 00:02:43,665 --> 00:02:44,749 ...'cause it's bohemian. 45 00:02:44,833 --> 00:02:46,251 - Wait, there's a lighthouse? - No. 46 00:02:46,334 --> 00:02:48,127 Wait, there's a lighthouse? Excuse me. 47 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:49,587 - It's all right. - You can have this room! 48 00:02:49,671 --> 00:02:50,964 You can have this room. 49 00:02:51,047 --> 00:02:52,340 So, we're sharing a room? 50 00:02:52,423 --> 00:02:55,343 Well, it's two different rooms, but they connect, so, options. 51 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:57,387 Cool. 52 00:02:57,470 --> 00:02:59,430 I'm so excited. It's like old times. 53 00:03:00,265 --> 00:03:02,058 Me, too. 54 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:12,694 This is so fun! In it's own way! 55 00:03:24,539 --> 00:03:25,748 What? 56 00:03:27,125 --> 00:03:28,293 Thank God. 57 00:03:30,503 --> 00:03:31,713 No! 58 00:03:31,796 --> 00:03:33,172 Not funny. 59 00:03:33,256 --> 00:03:35,466 That's not funny. 60 00:03:36,134 --> 00:03:38,011 Ow! Ow! 61 00:03:38,595 --> 00:03:41,556 This is so hard on my feet, you guys. 62 00:03:41,639 --> 00:03:43,224 You were on the phone for so long, 63 00:03:43,308 --> 00:03:45,310 you didn't hear what I said about swim shoes. 64 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:46,895 This is... Ow! 65 00:03:46,978 --> 00:03:49,063 Oh, my God. I'm not staying down here. 66 00:03:49,147 --> 00:03:51,065 It's like a monsoon is brewing. 67 00:03:51,149 --> 00:03:53,610 It's the best swimming conditions imaginable. 68 00:03:53,693 --> 00:03:56,738 I'm having the time of my life, seriously. 69 00:03:56,821 --> 00:04:00,116 I can't go in open water unless I'm menstruating. 70 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,411 You guys, we're so disconnected now. 71 00:04:03,494 --> 00:04:06,372 I thought this would just be a nice opportunity for us to have fun together 72 00:04:06,456 --> 00:04:08,917 and, you know, prove to everyone via Instagram 73 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,793 that we can still have fun as a group. 74 00:04:10,877 --> 00:04:12,337 But we do still have fun as a group. 75 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:15,131 We don't need to have some, like, perfect weekend, you know? 76 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:17,800 - I don't know. I kind of like this idea. - Thank you. 77 00:04:17,884 --> 00:04:19,969 I've learned a lot of great communication games in rehab 78 00:04:20,053 --> 00:04:22,347 - and we could play those. - Yeah, they're so fun. 79 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:24,223 But I just think we have a lot of healing to do, 80 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:25,975 and we have a lot of ways that we could do it. 81 00:04:26,059 --> 00:04:27,393 That's all I'm saying. 82 00:04:27,477 --> 00:04:29,646 Should we start the healing now in this horrifying wind tunnel? 83 00:04:29,729 --> 00:04:33,107 No, you know, I was actually thinking the healing would take place at dinner, 84 00:04:33,191 --> 00:04:36,778 but after that, we would do face masks and watch The Queens of Comedy, 85 00:04:36,861 --> 00:04:39,739 and then we could maybe write our wishes down on pieces of paper 86 00:04:39,822 --> 00:04:42,408 and then throw them into a bonfire so they come true. 87 00:04:42,492 --> 00:04:45,370 But for now we have to go grocery shopping. 88 00:04:48,706 --> 00:04:50,124 Don't you think you should probably 89 00:04:50,208 --> 00:04:52,585 be wearing clothes and shoes if you're going into town? 90 00:04:52,669 --> 00:04:55,004 No, this is a beach town. That's not how they operate. 91 00:04:55,713 --> 00:04:57,006 Okay. 92 00:05:00,176 --> 00:05:02,303 "No bare feet." Fucking bullshit. 93 00:05:02,387 --> 00:05:05,348 - Can I have your list, then? - Here you go. 94 00:05:05,431 --> 00:05:08,101 - Where was that? - In my back pocket. 95 00:05:09,894 --> 00:05:11,813 - You wanna wear one of my shoes? - No, thank you. 96 00:05:11,896 --> 00:05:13,356 - You sure? - Yeah, I like it better out here. 97 00:05:13,439 --> 00:05:15,233 Can you please get me some white cheddar Goldfish? 98 00:05:15,316 --> 00:05:17,860 I don't think Marnie will let me. It's not on the list. 99 00:05:17,944 --> 00:05:19,570 - Okay. - Sorry. 100 00:05:25,743 --> 00:05:27,078 Oh, my God, look, you guys. Spring Breakers. 101 00:05:28,246 --> 00:05:30,164 - Oh, my God. - That makes me sick. 102 00:05:30,248 --> 00:05:31,416 Hannah. 103 00:05:32,709 --> 00:05:34,836 Are you fucking kidding me? 104 00:05:35,420 --> 00:05:37,338 Hi-Io. Hi. 105 00:05:37,964 --> 00:05:40,008 What are you doing here? 106 00:05:40,091 --> 00:05:43,136 We all were just saying how much we love your bikini. 107 00:05:43,219 --> 00:05:45,805 Yeah, so few people are going bold to the beach anymore. 108 00:05:45,888 --> 00:05:47,348 - Absolutely. - That's not true. 109 00:05:47,432 --> 00:05:49,183 I heard you laughing at it. 110 00:05:49,267 --> 00:05:50,852 You did say it pretty loud. 111 00:05:50,935 --> 00:05:52,186 Oh, my God. 112 00:05:52,270 --> 00:05:53,646 We'll be in the wicker shop. 113 00:05:53,730 --> 00:05:55,189 Okay, just give me a second, boo. 114 00:05:55,273 --> 00:05:58,776 Yeah, but with you, one second's always about 20 minutes, boo. 115 00:06:01,362 --> 00:06:02,864 Nobody was making fun of you. 116 00:06:02,947 --> 00:06:04,073 I heard you. 117 00:06:04,157 --> 00:06:06,951 It's a good thing I'm not as susceptible to criticism as I used to be. 118 00:06:08,327 --> 00:06:09,620 What are you doing here? 119 00:06:10,288 --> 00:06:12,290 Getting away from the daily grind of city life 120 00:06:12,373 --> 00:06:14,834 and my high-powered job in the magazine industry 121 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:16,961 and making memories with my friends that will last a lifetime. 122 00:06:17,045 --> 00:06:19,380 The usual. I don't know, Elijah. What are you doing here? 123 00:06:19,464 --> 00:06:21,632 You know, we're just staying at a friend's house 124 00:06:21,716 --> 00:06:24,218 that I think we thought was a little more centrally located, 125 00:06:24,302 --> 00:06:25,595 you know, like in the Hamptons, 126 00:06:25,678 --> 00:06:27,305 so it's kinda weird that we're not in the Hamptons. 127 00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:30,475 I don't want to make small talk with you, all right? 128 00:06:32,101 --> 00:06:33,144 Hannah, I'm sorry. 129 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:35,396 About the Spring Breakers comment? 'Cause that didn't offend me. 130 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:37,482 I think that movie was a beautiful blend of art and commerce. 131 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:40,651 No, I mean... I mean, I'm sorry for everything. 132 00:06:41,486 --> 00:06:44,280 For everything that happened the last time I saw you. 133 00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:45,782 I feel terrible about all of it. 134 00:06:45,865 --> 00:06:49,035 I think about you all the time, and "What are you doing?" 135 00:06:49,118 --> 00:06:51,913 And "What's wrong with her?" And "What's she eating?" 136 00:06:51,996 --> 00:06:53,081 And "Who she's mad at." 137 00:06:53,164 --> 00:06:56,584 I just think about you all the time and I miss you so much. 138 00:06:58,211 --> 00:07:00,254 Gosh, I miss you, too. 139 00:07:00,338 --> 00:07:02,882 - I really miss you. - You do? 140 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:05,343 Every time I see something that sucks, like, royally but subtly, 141 00:07:05,426 --> 00:07:07,595 I think to myself, "Only Elijah would understand this." 142 00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:09,764 And then I don't even remember why I'm mad. 143 00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:11,140 Well, 'cause I had sex with Marnie. 144 00:07:11,224 --> 00:07:12,725 - Yeah, no, I know. - Okay, okay. 145 00:07:12,809 --> 00:07:15,603 And Marnie is acting like such a psychopathic nightmare. 146 00:07:15,686 --> 00:07:17,105 Oh, I can only imagine. 147 00:07:17,188 --> 00:07:19,065 She's just, like, walking around, bossing everybody around 148 00:07:19,148 --> 00:07:21,901 like a mean, skinny Miss Hannigan. 149 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:23,152 Yeah. 150 00:07:24,112 --> 00:07:27,031 Why don't you come over? Why don't you guys come over? 151 00:07:27,115 --> 00:07:28,491 It'll fucking save the day. 152 00:07:28,574 --> 00:07:32,161 Let's just forget everything and come over and save me from this hell. 153 00:07:32,245 --> 00:07:33,371 Yes. 154 00:07:33,454 --> 00:07:35,915 - I love you. - I love you. 155 00:07:36,958 --> 00:07:38,167 What are you making? 156 00:07:38,251 --> 00:07:39,794 It's called the North Fork Fizz. 157 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:41,379 That sounds so yummy. 158 00:07:41,462 --> 00:07:43,548 I'm inventing it as we speak. 159 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:46,300 So, I gained 25 pounds, but then I lost 30 pounds. 160 00:07:46,384 --> 00:07:47,635 Oh, amazing. How did you do it? 161 00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:49,137 The Victoria Principal diet. 162 00:07:49,220 --> 00:07:50,805 Wow, what does that consist of? 163 00:07:50,888 --> 00:07:53,683 It's black coffee and you can have one slice of turkey until 4:00 p.m., 164 00:07:53,766 --> 00:07:55,309 and then you can do whatever you want. 165 00:07:55,393 --> 00:07:57,395 - Hannah, so sorry to interrupt. - I could actually do that. 166 00:07:57,478 --> 00:07:59,897 Could you come do a tick check on me in the other room? 167 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:02,358 - A tick check? - Mmm-hmm. 168 00:08:02,441 --> 00:08:03,442 I was just rummaging outside 169 00:08:03,526 --> 00:08:04,652 and I feel like I might have gotten a tick, 170 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:07,655 so I just need to talk to you in the other room maybe so you can check. 171 00:08:08,072 --> 00:08:09,323 Okay. 172 00:08:09,407 --> 00:08:10,867 - I'll be right back. - Oh. Okay. 173 00:08:12,577 --> 00:08:15,163 - What? - I cannot believe you invited them. 174 00:08:15,872 --> 00:08:18,708 What am I supposed to do, Marnie? They kind of invited themselves. 175 00:08:18,791 --> 00:08:21,335 And, anyway, we cannot put this much pressure on our relationships. 176 00:08:21,419 --> 00:08:22,837 This will really lighten the mood. 177 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:24,797 The mood is already plenty light. 178 00:08:24,881 --> 00:08:28,467 I just really think this is gonna be important and this is gonna be healing. 179 00:08:28,551 --> 00:08:30,678 Elijah was the beginning of this whole rift. 180 00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:32,471 I know, and that's why it's so weird he's here. 181 00:08:32,555 --> 00:08:34,765 Plus, they're a lot of fun. They're theater people. 182 00:08:34,849 --> 00:08:37,476 That's your favorite breed, okay? 183 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:40,354 Listen, Gerald's a choreographer, Paul's an understudy, 184 00:08:40,438 --> 00:08:42,273 Pal is a theater publicist. 185 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:45,860 He did Kinky Boots, the whole viral marketing campaign. 186 00:08:47,195 --> 00:08:48,988 I can't believe that's who came after me. 187 00:08:49,071 --> 00:08:52,325 Well, knowing Elijah, it was 11 closeted math teachers who came after you, 188 00:08:52,408 --> 00:08:55,453 but after that, it was Pal, and he seems great. 189 00:08:57,038 --> 00:08:58,247 Okay. 190 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:05,087 All right, who wants another North Fork Fizz? 191 00:09:05,171 --> 00:09:07,548 - I fucking do! - Those things always make me sick. 192 00:09:07,632 --> 00:09:09,133 - Thank you. - Fill it up, please. 193 00:09:09,217 --> 00:09:11,928 - I think they are so sweet. - And thank you. 194 00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:16,766 What are you making? 195 00:09:16,849 --> 00:09:18,935 It's a julienne vegetable salad 196 00:09:19,018 --> 00:09:20,394 from The Art of French Cooking. 197 00:09:20,478 --> 00:09:21,812 It's for four, so... 198 00:09:23,356 --> 00:09:26,400 The vegetables are very thinly chopped. 199 00:09:26,484 --> 00:09:28,945 Yeah, that's what it means to julienne something. 200 00:09:31,155 --> 00:09:35,076 Look, Marnie, I'm really sorry things turned out the way they did. 201 00:09:35,159 --> 00:09:37,078 - Yeah, me, too. - No. 202 00:09:37,161 --> 00:09:38,871 Really, I mean it. 203 00:09:38,955 --> 00:09:40,456 I regret it. 204 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:43,918 I do, too. 205 00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:45,419 And I really hope we can be friends. 206 00:09:45,503 --> 00:09:46,754 I really do. 207 00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:48,422 I just have a new take on things. 208 00:09:48,506 --> 00:09:50,591 I guess I'm in love, 209 00:09:50,675 --> 00:09:53,427 and I just... It changed me, in a way. 210 00:09:53,511 --> 00:09:55,221 I know it's stupid and you're gonna make fun of me, 211 00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:56,931 but he's been taking me to kabbalah classes 212 00:09:57,014 --> 00:10:00,101 and I just... I'm trying not to be so negative. 213 00:10:00,184 --> 00:10:03,354 Yeah, that's, um... That's beautiful. 214 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:04,855 That's amazing. 215 00:10:04,939 --> 00:10:06,857 So you're, like, in love with him. 216 00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:10,111 Yes, I am. 217 00:10:10,194 --> 00:10:12,113 - I mean, I haven't told him yet, but... - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 218 00:10:12,196 --> 00:10:14,740 But I will soon. I can't keep it in for too long. 219 00:10:14,824 --> 00:10:17,076 - No, you can't. - Oh, my God. I love this song! 220 00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:19,203 Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot! 221 00:10:23,708 --> 00:10:25,793 She's in such a great place right now. 222 00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:27,920 That's disgusting. 223 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:30,131 I'm so happy about you and Elijah. 224 00:10:30,214 --> 00:10:33,676 Honestly, it's been a rough road for him, and he needed somebody like you. 225 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:36,971 Yeah, no, he's great. He's really great. 226 00:10:37,430 --> 00:10:40,182 I don't know what the fuck he does with his days, but... 227 00:10:40,266 --> 00:10:42,518 Supposedly he's running a semi-improvised dance troupe 228 00:10:42,601 --> 00:10:44,270 and working at the glove department at Barneys, 229 00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:47,231 but whenever I call him, he's sleeping. 230 00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:50,067 And by sleeping, I mean jerking off. 231 00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:53,904 Well, my boyfriend, too, jerks off quite a bit, 232 00:10:53,988 --> 00:10:57,366 and I just thank him for taking his energy, 233 00:10:57,450 --> 00:10:59,118 at least half of it, elsewhere. 234 00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:02,913 Otherwise, I'd be a pounded-out piece of meat. 235 00:11:04,415 --> 00:11:06,959 Oh, my God. Do you know who you remind me of? 236 00:11:07,043 --> 00:11:09,170 This has been on my mind all day and I just figured it out. 237 00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:11,547 - Who? - My friend Sadie. 238 00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:13,549 - Really? - Yeah, she's always trying new things. 239 00:11:13,632 --> 00:11:15,176 She is such a dilettante. 240 00:11:15,259 --> 00:11:17,261 Oh, my God. So funny, thank you. 241 00:11:17,345 --> 00:11:19,013 She showers, like, once a month. 242 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:21,682 She's so crazy. I love her. I love Sadie. 243 00:11:21,766 --> 00:11:25,353 Hey, doesn't Hannah remind you of crazy-ass Sadie? 244 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:27,730 Sadie is fat as shit. 245 00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:29,357 Let's go on a house tour. 246 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,984 You are way skinnier than Sadie. 247 00:11:32,068 --> 00:11:34,236 - Like, way skinnier. - Thanks. 248 00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:38,824 So, finally he called me at around noon, 249 00:11:38,908 --> 00:11:43,621 and he was like, "Hey, I think we need to talk about some things. 250 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:46,207 "I love you and I want to propose to you..." 251 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:47,541 What? 252 00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:49,585 "But I think we need to talk about a couple things first." 253 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:52,463 So I grill the pizzas and I wait, and I wait and wait. 254 00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,256 Finally, at around 10:00 p.m., 255 00:11:54,340 --> 00:11:56,842 he walks through the front door with a friend from work 256 00:11:57,301 --> 00:11:59,637 and starts packing up his things. 257 00:12:00,471 --> 00:12:01,972 While you were eating pizza? 258 00:12:02,056 --> 00:12:03,682 He does not say a word to me. 259 00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:05,476 Me, in our apartment. 260 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:07,395 I'm standing there, he doesn't say anything to me. 261 00:12:07,478 --> 00:12:09,105 And then finally he gets to the door 262 00:12:09,188 --> 00:12:10,773 and he's about to walk out, and he turns around. 263 00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:13,067 He looks me right in the eyes and he says, 264 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:16,946 "I don't love you and I've never loved you." 265 00:12:20,324 --> 00:12:24,537 Marnie, I'm so sorry. That's... That's, like, the worst story ever. 266 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,664 - Truly. - Anyway, 267 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:28,582 his business went under or some shit. 268 00:12:28,666 --> 00:12:30,626 And I hear he's, like, a carpenter's apprentice. 269 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,503 He's working in, like, a sneaker store. 270 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,339 Ugh! Good. I've always hated him. 271 00:12:35,423 --> 00:12:37,758 What? I thought you guys were really close in college. 272 00:12:37,842 --> 00:12:40,553 No, that's when I thought we were both closet cases. 273 00:12:40,636 --> 00:12:42,221 We watched Wild Things once, 274 00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:44,306 and I was pretty sure we were gonna start jacking off together, 275 00:12:44,390 --> 00:12:46,767 but then he started dating you 276 00:12:46,851 --> 00:12:49,437 and I realized that his issues were way more complicated 277 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:50,938 than just being gay. 278 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:53,274 - Hey, boo. - Hi. 279 00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:54,316 - Hey. - Hey. 280 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:55,568 Oh, my gosh. 281 00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:57,695 - Oh, Jesus. - Oh, my gosh. 282 00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,447 Gerald always does this dance when he drinks. 283 00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:01,073 It was the first dance he ever did on Broadway, 284 00:13:01,157 --> 00:13:02,575 so it's extremely emotional for him. 285 00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:04,076 It's amazing. 286 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,244 - Is it? - Yes. 287 00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:07,288 I thought so, too, the first time I saw it. 288 00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:10,416 But now I'm like, "How many times do we need to see this dance?" 289 00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:12,960 You are such a bitch. It's amazing. 290 00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:16,046 Ray is encouraging me to explore the more artistic sides of my personality. 291 00:13:16,130 --> 00:13:18,048 I think he's right. We should all be more creative. 292 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,552 - Who's Ray? - Ray Ploshansky. 293 00:13:22,136 --> 00:13:24,555 - Old Man Ray? - Yeah. 294 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,183 Since when are you hanging out with Old Man Ray? 295 00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:31,812 I'm gonna go have Gerald teach me that dance. 296 00:13:31,896 --> 00:13:34,482 Gerald. 297 00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:37,067 - She's fucking him. - I fucked her once. 298 00:13:37,151 --> 00:13:38,777 - You did? - Mmm-hmm. 299 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:42,448 Come on, Hannah. It's time for the rehearsal. 300 00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:45,409 - The rehearsal? - Whatever. It's, like, a fun thing to do. 301 00:13:45,493 --> 00:13:47,620 You know what else would be a fun thing to do is eat. 302 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,121 Who else is fucking starving? 303 00:13:49,205 --> 00:13:50,664 You should just drink more. 304 00:13:50,748 --> 00:13:53,709 I already feel pretty loose. Dangerously loose. 305 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:56,045 Hannah, do you want me to stay sober? 306 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:57,463 Yes. 307 00:13:57,546 --> 00:14:00,216 Because you know it's either me or you who's gonna drink that drink. 308 00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:02,009 Do you want that on your shoulders? 309 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,178 Who's it gonna be? Who's it gonna be? 310 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:05,262 - Are you serious? - Do you want that on you? 311 00:14:05,346 --> 00:14:06,347 Do you want that on you? 312 00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:08,516 - No. - Oh, my God. Relapse city. 313 00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:10,184 - No. - Here it comes. Here it comes. 314 00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:11,936 - Call my sponsor. Oh, shit. - No! 315 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,271 Please give this to me. 316 00:14:14,355 --> 00:14:16,732 You're such a bitch. 317 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,192 You're a good friend. 318 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:20,194 So, let's do that one more time. Okay, so, head to the right. 319 00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:22,780 - Oh, yeah. - So, right shoulder, left shoulder, head front. 320 00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:24,782 Surprise. 321 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,701 Okay, no, no. Uh-uh. You can't make that face. 322 00:14:27,785 --> 00:14:28,994 Close your... Close. 323 00:14:29,078 --> 00:14:33,082 Five, six, seven, eight. "You're breaking my heart, 324 00:14:33,165 --> 00:14:36,210 "you're tearing it apart, so fuck you." 325 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:37,711 Left, right. 326 00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:39,713 - Spank the ass. - Slap it, slap it, slap it, go. 327 00:14:39,797 --> 00:14:41,840 - Yes! - Yes. 328 00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:44,468 - Very nice, you all. - Marnie! 329 00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:48,097 I just think I have abandonment issues, if I'm being totally honest. 330 00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:49,682 And it's much more than I realize. 331 00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:51,183 And they're all from my father, 332 00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:53,811 but they just rear their heads in other ways. 333 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,105 Marnie, of course you do. 334 00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:58,857 How could you not with that asshole in your life? 335 00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,109 You know what I mean? 336 00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:02,528 And then, for me, I have the opposite thing 337 00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:04,446 which is that it has been so hard for me 338 00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:06,490 to get the space that I need from my parents. 339 00:15:06,574 --> 00:15:08,409 Loreen and Tad are so involved. 340 00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:10,494 They never gave me any space to even read a book, 341 00:15:10,578 --> 00:15:12,121 just calling, "Hannah, Hannah, Hannah." 342 00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:14,248 - Oh, my God. - And, so, when I was finally an adult, 343 00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,375 I went to seize that space, 344 00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,794 and I think you ended up being a casualty of that. 345 00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:21,380 And I feel so sorry for that. 346 00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:24,008 Do not have any guilt about this because I am okay. 347 00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:27,761 I may not seem okay, and I might not be okay now, but I am, like, okay. 348 00:15:27,845 --> 00:15:29,763 I was dreading this trip. 349 00:15:29,847 --> 00:15:32,099 I would've done anything not to be here, 350 00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:34,184 but now I'm starting to think it's gonna be 351 00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:36,270 one of the most meaningful weekends of the summer. 352 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:38,147 That is so nice, seriously. 353 00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,482 - I love you. I love you. - I love you, too. 354 00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:43,777 Pick one. 355 00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:45,279 Pick what? 356 00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:48,449 We have not assumed this position in quite some time. 357 00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:50,367 I suppose so. I guess that's right. 358 00:15:50,451 --> 00:15:54,413 Hey, Elijah. Tell Paul what you thought "inertia" meant. 359 00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:57,249 He thought "inertia" meant when you're moving too fast. 360 00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:01,003 I still think that. 361 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,255 - Thank you. - That's a perfectly reasonable thing to think. 362 00:16:03,339 --> 00:16:05,633 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 363 00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:07,760 Oh, my God, you're so naughty. 364 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:11,680 - Hi. - Oh. Hello. 365 00:16:11,764 --> 00:16:14,433 - It's just me. - Yes, it is. 366 00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:18,312 Do you know that you look like someone 367 00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:20,814 Mapplethorpe would've photographed? 368 00:16:20,898 --> 00:16:22,524 I have no idea who that is. 369 00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:24,818 He has a haircut. That was your clue. He has a haircut. 370 00:16:24,902 --> 00:16:26,737 I don't like the way that Pal talks to you. 371 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,238 What do you mean? 372 00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:31,075 I just don't like it. It's condescending. It's not respectful. 373 00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:34,745 Well, it doesn't feel great. 374 00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:36,997 But I don't want to break up with him either. 375 00:16:37,081 --> 00:16:39,667 I'm not saying break up with him. I'm saying talk to him about it. 376 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,378 I don't want you to think he's a bad person 'cause he's not a bad person. 377 00:16:42,461 --> 00:16:43,671 I don't think he's a bad person. 378 00:16:43,754 --> 00:16:47,508 No, but I feel like you're just seeing him at a time where he's not at his best. 379 00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:49,176 - Hey, Hannah? - Yeah? 380 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,511 Hi. 381 00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:52,388 Could you come here really quickly? 382 00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:54,139 Come in here. 383 00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:57,559 Could you please just, like, come here really quickly? 384 00:16:57,643 --> 00:16:59,019 Okay. 385 00:17:06,235 --> 00:17:08,654 - Hi. - Hi. What's going on? 386 00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:09,947 It's dinnertime. 387 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,532 Okay, so get everyone out of the pool. 388 00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:13,117 No, no, no, it's dinnertime for us. 389 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,204 - So, you mean... - Yeah. 390 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:20,082 Marnie, I'm not gonna kick everybody out. They're having a really good time. 391 00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:21,750 That would be really weird and rude. 392 00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:24,044 I know, but I kinda thought they were only gonna stay until dinner. 393 00:17:24,128 --> 00:17:25,337 Why would you think that? 394 00:17:25,421 --> 00:17:28,424 Because it's the time where the four of us are going to heal. 395 00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:30,884 But we already did our healing. Earlier, remember? 396 00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:33,220 We're both so sorry. I am so sorry. 397 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,431 Yes, you and I did, but the four of us didn't. 398 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:37,558 Are you fucking serious? 399 00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:39,977 - Yes, I'm fucking... - Guys, dinner! 400 00:17:42,146 --> 00:17:43,981 Dinnertime! 401 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,358 Cool. Really cool. That's classy. 402 00:17:46,442 --> 00:17:48,026 - Thank you, Marnie. - Welcome. 403 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,528 Hey, thank you. 404 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,657 - Thank you. - Hi. 405 00:17:53,741 --> 00:17:55,159 Hi. 406 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,828 - What's for dinner? - What took so long, Marnie? 407 00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:03,250 Wait, wait, wait. This is a fucking kid's meal? 408 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:06,336 A fucking Lean Cuisine? 409 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,006 Am I on the Zone Diet? 410 00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,507 Marnie, fuck. 411 00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:12,426 I got four duck breasts for four people. 412 00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,678 There are so many people. Hard times, Marn? 413 00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:20,517 Wait, Pal, Pal. She cooked the duck, so do your Daffy Duck. 414 00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:23,729 No, Marnie, please don't cook me. 415 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:26,273 Oh, my God, I don't wanna die. I'm too young to die. 416 00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:27,941 Oh, wait. Oh, this feels good. 417 00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:29,693 Oh, my God! 418 00:18:29,777 --> 00:18:31,320 Isn't it so good? 419 00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:32,613 That's Donald Duck. 420 00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:34,031 But you knew who he was doing. 421 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,699 Nope, you said Daffy Duck. 422 00:18:35,783 --> 00:18:37,993 - Whatever, it's a duck. - It's a duck. 423 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,828 Like what we're eating, sort of. 424 00:18:39,912 --> 00:18:41,497 I think the duck turned out fuckin' awesome. 425 00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:43,123 - It's so good, Marnie. - It's really good, yeah. 426 00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:45,417 - I love it. - No, no, no. No, no, no, don't. 427 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:47,795 I don't really like duck. 428 00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:52,341 Nobody likes duck. 429 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,134 Are you ready? 430 00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:55,636 Come on, Marnie. It's a four-person dance. 431 00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:57,304 - We need you. - I'm not in the mood. 432 00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,473 - Come on, you're the best one. - Ladies, can we do this? 433 00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:00,516 - Yes. - Fine. 434 00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:02,059 Are you ready with the iPod? 435 00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,144 - Yes, can we please start? - Press play, please. 436 00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:06,104 - Excellent. - Thank you. 437 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,398 No time for text from Mom. 438 00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:10,025 It's on. 439 00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:18,033 Smiles. 440 00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:21,995 - Larry, Moe, Curly. - Smile, ladies. 441 00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:23,789 - Fall out. - Work it. 442 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,002 - Crazy. - Piano. Right? 443 00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:31,171 - Smack your ass. Are you guys dancing? - Yeah. 444 00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:33,298 Yeah! 445 00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:34,675 That's right. 446 00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:39,721 Three. 447 00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,354 And pulse it. Yes. Yes. 448 00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:00,284 We did it! 449 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,160 That was so good. 450 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:05,330 - That was so good. - Oh, my gosh. That was awesome. 451 00:20:05,414 --> 00:20:06,623 I think if we could do it one more time, 452 00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:08,208 we'll get it, like, really, really perfect. 453 00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:09,585 I think it'll be awesome. 454 00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:11,420 But we're not, like, trying to make it to Broadway. 455 00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:12,713 No, no, no, I know. 456 00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:14,256 I know, no. It's just that 457 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:16,466 there was this one moment where you were on the four 458 00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:17,718 when you were supposed to be on the three, 459 00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:18,927 so there was this big hole in there. 460 00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:21,722 Yeah, yeah, totally. I agree. The three-count was really dead. 461 00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:24,433 Yeah, I would say overall, though, your performance was pretty good. 462 00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:26,059 Yeah, but why does everything have to be perfect? 463 00:20:26,143 --> 00:20:28,061 - Like, it had a lot of spirit. - No, I know. 464 00:20:28,145 --> 00:20:29,771 It's just that if things can't be perfect, 465 00:20:29,855 --> 00:20:32,232 maybe they could be as close to perfect as possible. 466 00:20:32,316 --> 00:20:33,901 Like when you have a dinner for four, 467 00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:36,194 maybe you could have just, like, a really perfect dinner party 468 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:39,072 for four people to really enjoy properly. 469 00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:42,743 You're seriously mad I let everyone stay for dinner? 470 00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:44,453 Oh, my God. 471 00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:46,538 Wait, time-out. That was dinner? 472 00:20:46,622 --> 00:20:49,374 Okay, you know what? Let's just Google map a Domino's. 473 00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,251 - That's fun. - We're in the North Fork, boo. 474 00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:52,461 They don't have Domino's. 475 00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:54,421 Dinner was supposed to be our time for honesty. 476 00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:56,590 And I'm really sorry, you guys. This is not about you. 477 00:20:56,673 --> 00:21:00,093 This is between us, but then you invited the cast of Magic Mike. 478 00:21:00,177 --> 00:21:02,846 Marnie, I don't feel like being honest. 479 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:05,349 Why not? Being honest is fun. 480 00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:07,935 What are you talking about, Shosh? 481 00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:10,103 I'm talking about the fact that you're a fucking narcissist. 482 00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:11,939 Seriously, I have never met anyone else 483 00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:14,232 who thinks their own life is so fucking fascinating. 484 00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:16,735 I wanted to fall asleep in my own vomit all day 485 00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:20,697 listening to you talk about how you bruise more easily than other people. 486 00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,492 - Are you serious? - Mmm-hmm. 487 00:21:23,575 --> 00:21:25,327 Okay, well, people have been calling me a narcissist 488 00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:26,745 since I was three, so it doesn't really upset me. 489 00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,538 You've gotta choose something more creative. 490 00:21:28,622 --> 00:21:30,040 Yeah, it really has no effect on you. 491 00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:33,418 Now you. So we're untabling our issues, then? 492 00:21:33,502 --> 00:21:34,795 I wanted to do this at dinner. 493 00:21:34,878 --> 00:21:37,756 Oh, my God. Can you chill the fuck out about dinner? 494 00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:39,841 Seriously, that duck tasted like a used condom 495 00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:41,969 and I want to forget about it. 496 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,304 Shosh has gone totally insane. 497 00:21:44,388 --> 00:21:46,056 I don't know. Maybe she's gone sane. 498 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:47,724 You guys never listen to me. 499 00:21:47,808 --> 00:21:49,601 You treat me like I'm a fucking cab driver. 500 00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:53,105 Seriously, you have entire conversations in front of me like I am invisible. 501 00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:55,148 And sometimes I wonder if my social anxiety 502 00:21:55,232 --> 00:21:57,192 is holding me back from meeting the people 503 00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:58,819 who would actually be right for me 504 00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:01,947 instead of a bunch of fucking whiny nothings as friends. 505 00:22:02,239 --> 00:22:04,157 Well, maybe Shosh has a point. 506 00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:05,659 I mean, it's not like the four of us 507 00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:09,287 have had any real fun together in the last, what, two years? 508 00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:10,497 That is not true. 509 00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,541 Name one fun thing. 510 00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:15,127 This trip, if we had done anything I planned. 511 00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:16,545 Oh, my God! 512 00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:18,213 Hey, Marnie. 513 00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:20,215 You know, I think you should process what you just said 514 00:22:20,298 --> 00:22:23,885 because, you know, happiness is about appreciating what you have. 515 00:22:23,969 --> 00:22:27,014 - Yes. - What is that, like, some AA bullshit? 516 00:22:27,097 --> 00:22:29,683 Seriously, Jessa goes to rehab for five fucking seconds 517 00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:32,769 and we have to listen to everything she comes up with. 518 00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:35,689 - Shosh, you're a cruel drunk. - It's crazy. 519 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:38,734 She's a cruel drunk and she's also not an intellectual. 520 00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:40,360 Actually, she is. 521 00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:42,612 I'm gonna stick up for Shosh on this one 522 00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:45,866 and say that I have seen her read the newspaper on her phone. 523 00:22:45,949 --> 00:22:48,577 Then why, when I'm around her, do I feel like my brain is gonna atrophy? 524 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:50,662 I would call you a little unstimulating. 525 00:22:50,746 --> 00:22:52,164 "Unstimulating"? 526 00:22:52,247 --> 00:22:54,958 What, are we in, like, a fucking Jane Austen novel? 527 00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:56,293 What, do I want to be like you? 528 00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:59,004 Like, mentally ill and miserable? 529 00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:01,882 Whoa, whoa. When did we start with all of this name-calling, guys? 530 00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:03,508 We didn't start with the name-calling. 531 00:23:03,592 --> 00:23:05,385 Shosh started with the name-calling. 532 00:23:05,469 --> 00:23:07,137 I did not start with the name-calling. 533 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:10,265 I started with your fucking honesty idea, Miss Tan Legs. 534 00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:12,225 I've never talked to you that way. 535 00:23:12,309 --> 00:23:15,520 You are tortured by self-doubt and fear, 536 00:23:15,604 --> 00:23:17,731 and it is not pleasant to be around. 537 00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:20,901 That is really fucking mean. 538 00:23:20,984 --> 00:23:23,570 - That is mean. - It is really mean, 539 00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:25,238 what you just said, Shoshanna. 540 00:23:25,322 --> 00:23:30,035 I'm sorry my heart was fucking broken after Charlie dumped me. 541 00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:31,912 Well, we would have no way of knowing that 542 00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:35,373 because the only issues you ever talk about are your issues with me. 543 00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:38,251 Seriously, we've known each other for almost eight years. 544 00:23:38,335 --> 00:23:40,420 I've been on this planet for 25, 545 00:23:40,504 --> 00:23:42,756 and I'm not showing any signs of changing. 546 00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:45,550 Look, all you've ever done is talk about the fact 547 00:23:45,634 --> 00:23:47,302 that you are changing, that you want to change, 548 00:23:47,385 --> 00:23:48,845 self-improvement, all that bullshit. 549 00:23:48,929 --> 00:23:51,056 So I get on board with it, and thus all you've done 550 00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:53,100 for the past couple of years is disappoint me. 551 00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:56,186 Well, then maybe you should lower your expectations. 552 00:23:56,895 --> 00:23:59,231 I can't lower them any further. 553 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,025 Well, maybe you should try what I do, 554 00:24:02,109 --> 00:24:05,112 which is I don't expect anything from any of you. 555 00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:09,282 I'm so fucking sick of all of you. 556 00:24:11,118 --> 00:24:13,620 I really miss my boyfriend... 557 00:24:13,703 --> 00:24:17,541 Who asks me for nothing, so I give him everything. 558 00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:25,966 So, um, I guess what I would like 559 00:24:26,049 --> 00:24:29,469 is just for you to be 560 00:24:29,553 --> 00:24:32,139 a little more respectful of me. 561 00:24:32,222 --> 00:24:34,474 When have I ever been disrespectful of you? 562 00:24:36,268 --> 00:24:39,312 Well, I... It was something that... 563 00:24:39,396 --> 00:24:40,814 It was something that Hannah had noticed. 564 00:24:40,897 --> 00:24:42,315 - Hannah? - And then it made me... 565 00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:45,443 I'm... Wait. I'm sorry, something that Hannah said? 566 00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:47,696 Are you kidding me? 567 00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:51,324 That is the most ridiculous girl I've ever met in my entire life. 568 00:24:51,408 --> 00:24:53,368 You're taking advice from Hannah? 569 00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:55,078 Oh, God. 570 00:24:56,580 --> 00:24:57,873 Yeah. 571 00:24:58,415 --> 00:25:00,083 Yeah, um... 572 00:25:01,710 --> 00:25:03,170 I just wanna feel comfortable 573 00:25:03,253 --> 00:25:05,755 - around you all the time... - Mmm-hmm. 574 00:25:08,508 --> 00:25:09,843 Because I love you. 575 00:25:11,595 --> 00:25:12,762 Oh. 576 00:25:14,472 --> 00:25:17,684 Wow, Elijah. 577 00:25:19,394 --> 00:25:23,315 Look, I'm starting to think this isn't what you think it is. 578 00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:25,692 I mean, maybe we shouldn't do this, 579 00:25:25,775 --> 00:25:29,696 because if you want something that I can't give you... 580 00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:31,615 - No. No, no, no. - Then I don't want to lead you on. 581 00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:33,241 That's not... That's not... I think... 582 00:25:33,325 --> 00:25:34,743 - Are you sure? - Yeah, I think that we... 583 00:25:34,826 --> 00:25:36,369 - That's not what I meant. - Okay... 584 00:25:36,453 --> 00:25:37,913 That's not what I meant. 585 00:25:37,996 --> 00:25:40,624 Okay, 'cause I... I don't want you to feel... 586 00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:42,709 - No, it's totally fine. - I don't want you to feel... 587 00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:45,045 - Let's just forget it. Forget it. - Okay. 588 00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:47,797 - Are you sure? - Yep. 589 00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:50,133 - Are you gonna be okay with this? - I'm great. 590 00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:52,802 Okay. That's fine, then. 591 00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:55,889 The truth is, I don't think you're very talented. 592 00:25:55,972 --> 00:25:58,808 What? Hey, are you kidding me? 593 00:25:59,184 --> 00:26:02,229 I spent $80,000 on a theater BFA. 594 00:26:02,312 --> 00:26:04,731 Of course I am talented, Gerald.