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- Hey.
- MARNIE: Hi.
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What's up?
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- Hi.
- Hi, how's it goin'?
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It's good. How was the ride?
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I have to fucking piss so badly,
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- I'm gonna shit myself.
- Oh, God.
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I can't believe we're in the Hamptons.
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No, this is the North Fork.
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It's very different from the Hamptons.
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It's, you know, for people
who think the Hamptons are tacky
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and don't want to be
on a beach that's near a J.Crew.
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J.Crew?
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Where's Jessa? Did she not even show?
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She just insisted on sitting in
the back of the bus for political reasons.
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I will text you the minute I recharge my phone.
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So good to meet you. You guys are the best.
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- Hey.
- MARNIE: Hi.
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I hope you don't mind.
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I invited Rita and Luther
to hang with us this weekend.
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They're amazing. Luther's an orthodontist.
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Yeah, the only thing is that
my mom's friend Suzanne
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was so generous letting us
stay in this house this weekend
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that it feels a little bit like it might be rude
to have bus people in it.
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Okay, don't worry.
I mean, they probably won't come.
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It was just, like, a token invite.
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Not worried.
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Oh, my God.
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I call biggest and/or best room.
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HANNAH: No one can call anything
without saying "shotgun," okay?
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Shotgun!
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No!
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Shosh, no, no, no, no, no.
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I threw my bag on first.
Do you know what that means?
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SHOSHANNA: It means nothing!
JESSA: Get off!
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First one who gets in gets the bed.
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SHOSHANNA: Your shoes are hurting me.
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Hey, guys, you know what?
Don't worry about it.
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I think I'm just gonna take this room.
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You guys, I had a feeling
this was gonna happen,
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so I went ahead and assigned the rooms.
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So, Shosh is in here.
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- (CHEERS SOFTLY)
- Hannah, you and I are downstairs,
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- and, Jessa, I put you in the lighthouse...
- Great.
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...'cause it's bohemian.
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- Wait, there's a lighthouse?
- JESSA: No.
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Wait, there's a lighthouse? Excuse me.
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- It's all right.
- You can have this room!
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You can have this room.
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So, we're sharing a room?
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Well, it's two different rooms,
but they connect, so, options.
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Cool.
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I'm so excited. It's like old times.
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Me, too.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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This is so fun! In it's own way!
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What?
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Thank God.
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No!
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Not funny.
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That's not funny.
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HANNAH: Ow! Ow!
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This is so hard on my feet, you guys.
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You were on the phone for so long,
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you didn't hear what I said about swim shoes.
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This is... Ow!
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Oh, my God. I'm not staying down here.
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It's like a monsoon is brewing.
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It's the best swimming conditions imaginable.
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I'm having the time of my life, seriously.
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I can't go in open water
unless I'm menstruating.
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You guys, we're so disconnected now.
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I thought this would just be
a nice opportunity for us to have fun together
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and, you know,
prove to everyone via Instagram
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that we can still have fun as a group.
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But we do still have fun as a group.
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We don't need to have some,
like, perfect weekend, you know?
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- I don't know. I kind of like this idea.
- Thank you.
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I've learned a lot of great
communication games in rehab
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- and we could play those.
- MARNIE: Yeah, they're so fun.
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But I just think we have a lot of healing to do,
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and we have a lot of ways that we could do it.
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That's all I'm saying.
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Should we start the healing now
in this horrifying wind tunnel?
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No, you know, I was actually thinking
the healing would take place at dinner,
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but after that, we would do face masks
and watch The Queens of Comedy,
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and then we could maybe write
our wishes down on pieces of paper
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and then throw them into a bonfire
so they come true.
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But for now we have to go grocery shopping.
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Don't you think you should probably
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be wearing clothes and shoes
if you're going into town?
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No, this is a beach town.
That's not how they operate.
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MARNIE: Okay.
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"No bare feet." Fucking bullshit.
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- Can I have your list, then?
- Here you go.
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- Where was that?
- In my back pocket.
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- You wanna wear one of my shoes?
- No, thank you.
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- You sure?
- Yeah, I like it better out here.
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Can you please get me
some white cheddar Goldfish?
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I don't think Marnie will let me.
It's not on the list.
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- (SIGHS) Okay.
- Sorry.
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ELIJAH: Oh, my God, look,
you guys. Spring Breakers.
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(MEN LAUGHING)
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- Oh, my God.
- That makes me sick.
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Hannah.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Hi-Io. Hi.
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What are you doing here?
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We all were just saying
how much we love your bikini.
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Yeah, so few people are going bold
to the beach anymore.
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- Absolutely.
- That's not true.
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I heard you laughing at it.
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You did say it pretty loud. (LAUGHS)
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Oh, my God.
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We'll be in the wicker shop.
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Okay, just give me a second, boo.
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Yeah, but with you,
one second's always about 20 minutes, boo.
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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Nobody was making fun of you.
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I heard you.
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It's a good thing I'm not
as susceptible to criticism as I used to be.
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What are you doing here?
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Getting away from the daily grind of city life
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and my high-powered job
in the magazine industry
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and making memories
with my friends that will last a lifetime.
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The usual. I don't know, Elijah.
What are you doing here?
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You know,
we're just staying at a friend's house
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that I think we thought
was a little more centrally located,
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you know, like in the Hamptons,
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so it's kinda weird that
we're not in the Hamptons.
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I don't want to make small talk
with you, all right?
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Hannah, I'm sorry.
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About the Spring Breakers comment?
'Cause that didn't offend me.
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I think that movie was a beautiful blend
of art and commerce.
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No, I mean... I mean, I'm sorry for everything.
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For everything that happened
the last time I saw you.
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I feel terrible about all of it.
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I think about you all the time,
and "What are you doing?"
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And "What's wrong with her?"
And "What's she eating?"
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And "Who she's mad at."
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I just think about you all the time
and I miss you so much.
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Gosh, I miss you, too.
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- I really miss you.
- You do?
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Every time I see something that sucks,
like, royally but subtly,
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I think to myself,
"Only Elijah would understand this."
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And then I don't even remember why I'm mad.
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Well, 'cause I had sex with Marnie.
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- Yeah, no, I know.
- Okay, okay.
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And Marnie is acting
like such a psychopathic nightmare.
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Oh, I can only imagine.
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She's just, like, walking around,
bossing everybody around
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like a mean, skinny Miss Hannigan.
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- Yeah.
- (SIGHS)
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Why don't you come over?
Why don't you guys come over?
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It'll fucking save the day.
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Let's just forget everything and come over
and save me from this hell.
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(LAUGHS) Yes.
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- I love you.
- I love you.
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What are you making?
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It's called the North Fork Fizz.
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That sounds so yummy.
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I'm inventing it as we speak.
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So, I gained 25 pounds,
but then I lost 30 pounds.
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Oh, amazing. How did you do it?
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The Victoria Principal diet.
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Wow, what does that consist of?
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It's black coffee and you can have
one slice of turkey until 4:00 p.m.,
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and then you can do whatever you want.
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- Hannah, so sorry to interrupt.
- I could actually do that.
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Could you come do a tick check on me
in the other room?
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- A tick check?
- Mmm-hmm.
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I was just rummaging outside
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and I feel like I might have gotten a tick,
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so I just need to talk to you
in the other room maybe so you can check.
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Okay.
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- I'll be right back.
- Oh. Okay.
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- What?
- I cannot believe you invited them.
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What am I supposed to do, Marnie?
They kind of invited themselves.
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And, anyway, we cannot put
this much pressure on our relationships.
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This will really lighten the mood.
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The mood is already plenty light.
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I just really think this is gonna be important
and this is gonna be healing.
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Elijah was the beginning of this whole rift.
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I know, and that's why it's so weird he's here.
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Plus, they're a lot of fun.
They're theater people.
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That's your favorite breed, okay?
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Listen, Gerald's a choreographer,
Paul's an understudy,
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Pal is a theater publicist.
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He did Kinky Boots,
the whole viral marketing campaign.
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I can't believe that's who came after me.
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Well, knowing Elijah, it was 11
closeted math teachers who came after you,
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but after that, it was Pal, and he seems great.
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Okay.
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(I JUST WANT TO BE
YOUR EVERYTHING PLAYING)
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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All right, who wants another North Fork Fizz?
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- I fucking do!
- Those things always make me sick.
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- Thank you.
- Fill it up, please.
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- I think they are so sweet.
- And thank you.
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What are you making?
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It's a julienne vegetable salad
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from The Art of French Cooking.
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It's for four, so...
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The vegetables are very thinly chopped.
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Yeah, that's what it means
to julienne something.
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Look, Marnie, I'm really sorry
things turned out the way they did.
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- Yeah, me, too.
- No.
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Really, I mean it.
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I regret it.
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I do, too.
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And I really hope we can be friends.
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I really do.
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I just have a new take on things.
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I guess I'm in love,
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and I just... It changed me, in a way.
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I know it's stupid
and you're gonna make fun of me,
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but he's been taking me to kabbalah classes
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and I just... I'm trying not to be so negative.
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Yeah, that's, um... That's beautiful.
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That's amazing.
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So you're, like, in love with him.
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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
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Yes, I am.
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- I mean, I haven't told him yet, but...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But I will soon. I can't keep it in for too long.
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- No, you can't.
- Oh, my God. I love this song!
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ALL: (CHANTING) Shot, shot,
shot, shot, shot, shot!
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(HANNAH WHOOPING)
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She's in such a great place right now.
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That's disgusting.
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I'm so happy about you and Elijah.
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Honestly, it's been a rough road for him,
and he needed somebody like you.
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Yeah, no, he's great. He's really great.
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I don't know what the fuck he does
with his days, but...
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Supposedly he's running
a semi-improvised dance troupe
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and working at the glove
department at Barneys,
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but whenever I call him, he's sleeping.
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And by sleeping, I mean jerking off.
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Well, my boyfriend, too, jerks off quite a bit,
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and I just thank him for taking his energy,
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at least half of it, elsewhere.
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Otherwise, I'd be a pounded-out
piece of meat.
242
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(LAUGHING)
243
00:11:04,415 --> 00:11:06,959
Oh, my God.
Do you know who you remind me of?
244
00:11:07,043 --> 00:11:09,170
This has been on my mind
all day and I just figured it out.
245
00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:11,547
- Who?
- My friend Sadie.
246
00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:13,549
- Really?
- Yeah, she's always trying new things.
247
00:11:13,632 --> 00:11:15,176
She is such a dilettante.
248
00:11:15,259 --> 00:11:17,261
Oh, my God. So funny, thank you.
249
00:11:17,345 --> 00:11:19,013
She showers, like, once a month.
250
00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:21,682
She's so crazy. I love her. I love Sadie.
251
00:11:21,766 --> 00:11:25,353
Hey, doesn't Hannah remind you
of crazy-ass Sadie?
252
00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:27,730
Sadie is fat as shit.
253
00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:29,357
Let's go on a house tour.
254
00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,984
You are way skinnier than Sadie.
255
00:11:32,068 --> 00:11:34,236
- Like, way skinnier.
- Thanks.
256
00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:38,824
MARNIE: So, finally
he called me at around noon,
257
00:11:38,908 --> 00:11:43,621
and he was like, "Hey, I think
we need to talk about some things.
258
00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:46,207
"I love you and I want to propose to you..."
259
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:47,541
What?
260
00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:49,585
"But I think we need to talk
about a couple things first."
261
00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:52,463
So I grill the pizzas
and I wait, and I wait and wait.
262
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,256
Finally, at around 10:00 p.m.,
263
00:11:54,340 --> 00:11:56,842
he walks through the front door
with a friend from work
264
00:11:57,301 --> 00:11:59,637
and starts packing up his things.
265
00:12:00,471 --> 00:12:01,972
While you were eating pizza?
266
00:12:02,056 --> 00:12:03,682
He does not say a word to me.
267
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:05,476
Me, in our apartment.
268
00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:07,395
I'm standing there,
he doesn't say anything to me.
269
00:12:07,478 --> 00:12:09,105
And then finally he gets to the door
270
00:12:09,188 --> 00:12:10,773
and he's about to walk out,
and he turns around.
271
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:13,067
He looks me right in the eyes and he says,
272
00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:16,946
"I don't love you and I've never loved you."
273
00:12:20,324 --> 00:12:24,537
Marnie, I'm so sorry.
That's... That's, like, the worst story ever.
274
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,664
- Truly.
- Anyway,
275
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:28,582
- his business went under or some shit.
- (LAUGHING)
276
00:12:28,666 --> 00:12:30,626
And I hear he's, like, a carpenter's apprentice.
277
00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,503
He's working in, like, a sneaker store.
278
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,339
Ugh! Good. I've always hated him.
279
00:12:35,423 --> 00:12:37,758
What? I thought you guys
were really close in college.
280
00:12:37,842 --> 00:12:40,553
No, that's when I thought
we were both closet cases.
281
00:12:40,636 --> 00:12:42,221
We watched Wild Things once,
282
00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:44,306
and I was pretty sure
we were gonna start jacking off together,
283
00:12:44,390 --> 00:12:46,767
but then he started dating you
284
00:12:46,851 --> 00:12:49,437
and I realized that his issues
were way more complicated
285
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:50,938
than just being gay.
286
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:53,274
- Hey, boo.
- Hi.
287
00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:54,316
- Hey.
- Hey.
288
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:55,568
Oh, my gosh.
289
00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:57,695
- Oh, Jesus.
- Oh, my gosh.
290
00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,447
Gerald always
does this dance when he drinks.
291
00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:01,073
It was the first dance
he ever did on Broadway,
292
00:13:01,157 --> 00:13:02,575
so it's extremely emotional for him.
293
00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:04,076
It's amazing.
294
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,244
- Is it?
- Yes.
295
00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:07,288
I thought so, too, the first time I saw it.
296
00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:10,416
But now I'm like, "How many times
do we need to see this dance?"
297
00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:12,960
- You are such a bitch. It's amazing.
- (SCOFFS)
298
00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:16,046
Ray is encouraging me to explore
the more artistic sides of my personality.
299
00:13:16,130 --> 00:13:18,048
I think he's right.
We should all be more creative.
300
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,552
- Who's Ray?
- Ray Ploshansky.
301
00:13:22,136 --> 00:13:24,555
- Old Man Ray?
- Yeah.
302
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,183
Since when are you hanging out
with Old Man Ray?
303
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:31,812
I'm gonna go have Gerald
teach me that dance.
304
00:13:31,896 --> 00:13:34,482
Gerald.
305
00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:37,067
- She's fucking him.
- I fucked her once.
306
00:13:37,151 --> 00:13:38,777
- You did?
- Mmm-hmm.
307
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:42,448
Come on, Hannah. It's time for the rehearsal.
308
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:45,409
- PAUL: The rehearsal?
- Whatever. It's, like, a fun thing to do.
309
00:13:45,493 --> 00:13:47,620
You know what else would be
a fun thing to do is eat.
310
00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,121
Who else is fucking starving?
311
00:13:49,205 --> 00:13:50,664
JESSA: You should just drink more.
312
00:13:50,748 --> 00:13:53,709
I already feel pretty loose. Dangerously loose.
313
00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:56,045
Hannah, do you want me to stay sober?
314
00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:57,463
Yes.
315
00:13:57,546 --> 00:14:00,216
Because you know it's either me or you
who's gonna drink that drink.
316
00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:02,009
Do you want that on your shoulders?
317
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,178
Who's it gonna be? Who's it gonna be?
318
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:05,262
- Are you serious?
- Do you want that on you?
319
00:14:05,346 --> 00:14:06,347
Do you want that on you?
320
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:08,516
- No.
- Oh, my God. Relapse city.
321
00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:10,184
- No.
- Here it comes. Here it comes.
322
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:11,936
- Call my sponsor. Oh, shit.
- No!
323
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,271
- Please give this to me.
- (ALL LAUGHING)
324
00:14:14,355 --> 00:14:16,732
You're such a bitch.
325
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,192
JESSA: You're a good friend.
326
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:20,194
So, let's do that one more time.
Okay, so, head to the right.
327
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:22,780
- Oh, yeah.
- So, right shoulder, left shoulder, head front.
328
00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:24,782
- (GASPS) Surprise.
- (ALL GASPING)
329
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,701
Okay, no, no. Uh-uh.
You can't make that face.
330
00:14:27,785 --> 00:14:28,994
Close your... Close.
331
00:14:29,078 --> 00:14:33,082
Five, six, seven, eight.
"You're breaking my heart,
332
00:14:33,165 --> 00:14:36,210
"you're tearing it apart, so fuck you."
333
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:37,711
Left, right.
334
00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:39,713
- Spank the ass.
- Slap it, slap it, slap it, go.
335
00:14:39,797 --> 00:14:41,840
- Yes!
- ALL: Yes.
336
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:44,468
- Very nice, you all.
- Marnie!
337
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:48,097
I just think I have abandonment issues,
if I'm being totally honest.
338
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:49,682
And it's much more than I realize.
339
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:51,183
And they're all from my father,
340
00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:53,811
but they just rear their heads in other ways.
341
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,105
Marnie, of course you do.
342
00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:58,857
How could you not
with that asshole in your life?
343
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,109
You know what I mean?
344
00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:02,528
And then, for me, I have the opposite thing
345
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:04,446
which is that it has been so hard for me
346
00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:06,490
to get the space that I need from my parents.
347
00:15:06,574 --> 00:15:08,409
Loreen and Tad are so involved.
348
00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:10,494
They never gave me
any space to even read a book,
349
00:15:10,578 --> 00:15:12,121
just calling, "Hannah, Hannah, Hannah."
350
00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:14,248
- Oh, my God.
- And, so, when I was finally an adult,
351
00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,375
I went to seize that space,
352
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,794
and I think you ended up
being a casualty of that.
353
00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:21,380
And I feel so sorry for that.
354
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:24,008
Do not have any guilt about this
because I am okay.
355
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:27,761
I may not seem okay, and I might not
be okay now, but I am, like, okay.
356
00:15:27,845 --> 00:15:29,763
I was dreading this trip.
357
00:15:29,847 --> 00:15:32,099
I would've done anything not to be here,
358
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:34,184
but now I'm starting to think it's gonna be
359
00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:36,270
one of the most meaningful
weekends of the summer.
360
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:38,147
That is so nice, seriously.
361
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,482
- I love you. I love you.
- I love you, too.
362
00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:43,777
Pick one.
363
00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:45,279
Pick what?
364
00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:48,449
We have not assumed this position
in quite some time.
365
00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:50,367
I suppose so. I guess that's right.
366
00:15:50,451 --> 00:15:54,413
Hey, Elijah. Tell Paul what you
thought "inertia" meant.
367
00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:57,249
He thought "inertia" meant
when you're moving too fast.
368
00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:58,542
(BOTH LAUGHING)
369
00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:01,003
(WHISPERS) I still think that.
370
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,255
- Thank you.
- That's a perfectly reasonable thing to think.
371
00:16:03,339 --> 00:16:05,633
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
372
00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:07,760
PAL: Oh, my God, you're so naughty.
373
00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:11,680
- Hi.
- Oh. Hello.
374
00:16:11,764 --> 00:16:14,433
- It's just me.
- Yes, it is.
375
00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:18,312
Do you know that you look like someone
376
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:20,814
Mapplethorpe would've photographed?
377
00:16:20,898 --> 00:16:22,524
I have no idea who that is.
378
00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:24,818
PAL: He has a haircut. That was your clue.
He has a haircut.
379
00:16:24,902 --> 00:16:26,737
I don't like the way that Pal talks to you.
380
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,238
What do you mean?
381
00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:31,075
I just don't like it. It's condescending.
It's not respectful.
382
00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:34,745
Well, it doesn't feel great.
383
00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:36,997
But I don't want to break up with him either.
384
00:16:37,081 --> 00:16:39,667
I'm not saying break up with him.
I'm saying talk to him about it.
385
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,378
I don't want you to think he's a bad person
'cause he's not a bad person.
386
00:16:42,461 --> 00:16:43,671
I don't think he's a bad person.
387
00:16:43,754 --> 00:16:47,508
No, but I feel like you're just seeing him
at a time where he's not at his best.
388
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:49,176
- MARNIE: Hey, Hannah?
- Yeah?
389
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,511
Hi.
390
00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:52,388
Could you come here really quickly?
391
00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:54,139
Come in here.
392
00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:57,559
Could you please just, like,
come here really quickly?
393
00:16:57,643 --> 00:16:59,019
Okay.
394
00:17:06,235 --> 00:17:08,654
- Hi.
- Hi. What's going on?
395
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:09,947
It's dinnertime.
396
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,532
Okay, so get everyone out of the pool.
397
00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:13,117
No, no, no, it's dinnertime for us.
398
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,204
- So, you mean...
- Yeah.
399
00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:20,082
Marnie, I'm not gonna kick everybody out.
They're having a really good time.
400
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:21,750
That would be really weird and rude.
401
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:24,044
I know, but I kinda thought
they were only gonna stay until dinner.
402
00:17:24,128 --> 00:17:25,337
Why would you think that?
403
00:17:25,421 --> 00:17:28,424
Because it's the time
where the four of us are going to heal.
404
00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:30,884
But we already did our healing.
Earlier, remember?
405
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:33,220
We're both so sorry. I am so sorry.
406
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,431
Yes, you and I did, but the four of us didn't.
407
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:37,558
Are you fucking serious?
408
00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:39,977
- Yes, I'm fucking...
- Guys, dinner!
409
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,145
(ALL WHOOPING)
410
00:17:42,146 --> 00:17:43,981
JESSA: Dinnertime!
411
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,358
Cool. Really cool. That's classy.
412
00:17:46,442 --> 00:17:48,026
- Thank you, Marnie.
- Welcome.
413
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,528
Hey, thank you.
414
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:51,780
(MEN LAUGHING)
415
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,657
- Thank you.
- Hi.
416
00:17:53,741 --> 00:17:55,159
Hi.
417
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,828
SHOSHANNA: What's for dinner?
JESSA: What took so long, Marnie?
418
00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:03,250
Wait, wait, wait.
This is a fucking kid's meal?
419
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:06,336
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- A fucking Lean Cuisine?
420
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,006
Am I on the Zone Diet?
421
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,507
Marnie, fuck.
422
00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:12,426
I got four duck breasts for four people.
423
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,678
There are so many people. Hard times, Marn?
424
00:18:14,762 --> 00:18:16,180
(ALL LAUGHING)
425
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:20,517
Wait, Pal, Pal.
She cooked the duck, so do your Daffy Duck.
426
00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:23,729
(IN DONALD DUCK VOICE)
No, Marnie, please don't cook me.
427
00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:26,273
Oh, my God, I don't wanna die.
I'm too young to die.
428
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:27,941
Oh, wait. Oh, this feels good.
429
00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:29,693
- (SHOSHANNA SQUEALS)
- HANNAH: Oh, my God!
430
00:18:29,777 --> 00:18:31,320
Isn't it so good?
431
00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:32,613
That's Donald Duck.
432
00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:34,031
ELIJAH: But you knew who he was doing.
433
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,699
MARNIE: Nope, you said Daffy Duck.
434
00:18:35,783 --> 00:18:37,993
- Whatever, it's a duck.
- ELIJAH: It's a duck.
435
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,828
Like what we're eating, sort of.
436
00:18:39,912 --> 00:18:41,497
I think the duck turned out fuckin' awesome.
437
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:43,123
- It's so good, Marnie.
- PAL: It's really good, yeah.
438
00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:45,417
- HANNAH: I love it.
- No, no, no. No, no, no, don't.
439
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:47,795
I don't really like duck.
440
00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:49,046
(ALL LAUGHING)
441
00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:52,341
Nobody likes duck.
442
00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,134
Are you ready?
443
00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:55,636
JESSA: Come on, Marnie.
It's a four-person dance.
444
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:57,304
- We need you.
- I'm not in the mood.
445
00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,473
- JESSA: Come on, you're the best one.
- Ladies, can we do this?
446
00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:00,516
- Yes.
- Fine.
447
00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:02,059
Are you ready with the iPod?
448
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,144
- Yes, can we please start?
- GERALD: Press play, please.
449
00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:06,104
- Excellent.
- GERALD: Thank you.
450
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,398
No time for text from Mom.
451
00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:10,025
It's on.
452
00:19:12,236 --> 00:19:13,987
(YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART
PLAYING ON STEREO)
453
00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:18,033
GERALD: Smiles.
454
00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:21,995
- Larry, Moe, Curly.
- Smile, ladies.
455
00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:23,789
- Fall out.
- Work it.
456
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,002
- Crazy.
- GERALD: Piano. Right?
457
00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:31,171
- Smack your ass. Are you guys dancing?
- ELIJAH: Yeah.
458
00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:33,298
GERALD: Yeah!
459
00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:34,675
That's right.
460
00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:39,721
Three.
461
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,354
And pulse it. Yes. Yes.
462
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,780
(ALL CHEERING)
463
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,490
- (MEN LAUGHING)
- (GROANS)
464
00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:00,284
We did it!
465
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,160
That was so good.
466
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:05,330
- That was so good.
- Oh, my gosh. That was awesome.
467
00:20:05,414 --> 00:20:06,623
I think if we could do it one more time,
468
00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:08,208
we'll get it, like, really, really perfect.
469
00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:09,585
I think it'll be awesome.
470
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:11,420
But we're not, like,
trying to make it to Broadway.
471
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:12,713
MARNIE: No, no, no, I know.
472
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:14,256
I know, no. It's just that
473
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:16,466
there was this one moment
where you were on the four
474
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:17,718
when you were supposed to be on the three,
475
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:18,927
so there was this big hole in there.
476
00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:21,722
Yeah, yeah, totally. I agree.
The three-count was really dead.
477
00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:24,433
Yeah, I would say overall,
though, your performance was pretty good.
478
00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:26,059
Yeah, but why does
everything have to be perfect?
479
00:20:26,143 --> 00:20:28,061
- Like, it had a lot of spirit.
- No, I know.
480
00:20:28,145 --> 00:20:29,771
It's just that if things can't be perfect,
481
00:20:29,855 --> 00:20:32,232
maybe they could be
as close to perfect as possible.
482
00:20:32,316 --> 00:20:33,901
Like when you have a dinner for four,
483
00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:36,194
maybe you could have
just, like, a really perfect dinner party
484
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:39,072
for four people to really enjoy properly.
485
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:42,743
You're seriously mad
I let everyone stay for dinner?
486
00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:44,453
Oh, my God.
487
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:46,538
PAUL: Wait, time-out. That was dinner?
488
00:20:46,622 --> 00:20:49,374
Okay, you know what?
Let's just Google map a Domino's.
489
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,251
- That's fun.
- PAL: We're in the North Fork, boo.
490
00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:52,461
They don't have Domino's.
491
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:54,421
MARNIE: Dinner was supposed to be
our time for honesty.
492
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:56,590
And I'm really sorry, you guys.
This is not about you.
493
00:20:56,673 --> 00:21:00,093
This is between us,
but then you invited the cast of Magic Mike.
494
00:21:00,177 --> 00:21:02,846
Marnie, I don't feel like being honest.
495
00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:05,349
Why not? Being honest is fun.
496
00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:07,935
What are you talking about, Shosh?
497
00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:10,103
I'm talking about the fact
that you're a fucking narcissist.
498
00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:11,939
Seriously, I have never met anyone else
499
00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:14,232
who thinks their own life
is so fucking fascinating.
500
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:16,735
I wanted to fall asleep in my own vomit all day
501
00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:20,697
listening to you talk about how you
bruise more easily than other people.
502
00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,492
- Are you serious?
- Mmm-hmm.
503
00:21:23,575 --> 00:21:25,327
HANNAH: Okay, well, people have been
calling me a narcissist
504
00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:26,745
since I was three,
so it doesn't really upset me.
505
00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,538
You've gotta choose
something more creative.
506
00:21:28,622 --> 00:21:30,040
Yeah, it really has no effect on you.
507
00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:33,418
Now you.
So we're untabling our issues, then?
508
00:21:33,502 --> 00:21:34,795
I wanted to do this at dinner.
509
00:21:34,878 --> 00:21:37,756
Oh, my God.
Can you chill the fuck out about dinner?
510
00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:39,841
Seriously, that duck
tasted like a used condom
511
00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:41,969
and I want to forget about it.
512
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,304
Shosh has gone totally insane.
513
00:21:44,388 --> 00:21:46,056
I don't know. Maybe she's gone sane.
514
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:47,724
You guys never listen to me.
515
00:21:47,808 --> 00:21:49,601
You treat me like I'm a fucking cab driver.
516
00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:53,105
Seriously, you have entire conversations
in front of me like I am invisible.
517
00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:55,148
And sometimes I wonder if my social anxiety
518
00:21:55,232 --> 00:21:57,192
is holding me back from meeting the people
519
00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:58,819
who would actually be right for me
520
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:01,947
instead of a bunch of fucking
whiny nothings as friends.
521
00:22:02,239 --> 00:22:04,157
HANNAH: Well, maybe Shosh has a point.
522
00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:05,659
I mean, it's not like the four of us
523
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:09,287
have had any real fun together
in the last, what, two years?
524
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:10,497
That is not true.
525
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,541
Name one fun thing.
526
00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:15,127
This trip, if we had done anything I planned.
527
00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:16,545
Oh, my God!
528
00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:18,213
Hey, Marnie.
529
00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:20,215
You know, I think
you should process what you just said
530
00:22:20,298 --> 00:22:23,885
because, you know, happiness is about
appreciating what you have.
531
00:22:23,969 --> 00:22:27,014
- Yes.
- What is that, like, some AA bullshit?
532
00:22:27,097 --> 00:22:29,683
Seriously, Jessa goes to rehab
for five fucking seconds
533
00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:32,769
and we have to listen
to everything she comes up with.
534
00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:35,689
- Shosh, you're a cruel drunk.
- It's crazy.
535
00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:38,734
She's a cruel drunk
and she's also not an intellectual.
536
00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:40,360
JESSA: Actually, she is.
537
00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:42,612
I'm gonna stick up for Shosh on this one
538
00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:45,866
and say that I have seen her
read the newspaper on her phone.
539
00:22:45,949 --> 00:22:48,577
Then why, when I'm around her,
do I feel like my brain is gonna atrophy?
540
00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:50,662
I would call you a little unstimulating.
541
00:22:50,746 --> 00:22:52,164
"Unstimulating"?
542
00:22:52,247 --> 00:22:54,958
What, are we in, like,
a fucking Jane Austen novel?
543
00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:56,293
What, do I want to be like you?
544
00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:59,004
Like, mentally ill and miserable?
545
00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:01,882
Whoa, whoa. When did we start with
all of this name-calling, guys?
546
00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:03,508
We didn't start with the name-calling.
547
00:23:03,592 --> 00:23:05,385
Shosh started with the name-calling.
548
00:23:05,469 --> 00:23:07,137
I did not start with the name-calling.
549
00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:10,265
I started with your fucking honesty idea,
Miss Tan Legs.
550
00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:12,225
I've never talked to you that way.
551
00:23:12,309 --> 00:23:15,520
You are tortured by self-doubt and fear,
552
00:23:15,604 --> 00:23:17,731
and it is not pleasant to be around.
553
00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:20,901
That is really fucking mean.
554
00:23:20,984 --> 00:23:23,570
- That is mean.
- MARNIE: It is really mean,
555
00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:25,238
what you just said, Shoshanna.
556
00:23:25,322 --> 00:23:30,035
I'm sorry my heart was fucking broken
after Charlie dumped me.
557
00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:31,912
Well, we would have no way of knowing that
558
00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:35,373
because the only issues
you ever talk about are your issues with me.
559
00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:38,251
Seriously, we've known each other
for almost eight years.
560
00:23:38,335 --> 00:23:40,420
I've been on this planet for 25,
561
00:23:40,504 --> 00:23:42,756
and I'm not showing any signs of changing.
562
00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:45,550
Look, all you've ever done
is talk about the fact
563
00:23:45,634 --> 00:23:47,302
that you are changing,
that you want to change,
564
00:23:47,385 --> 00:23:48,845
self-improvement, all that bullshit.
565
00:23:48,929 --> 00:23:51,056
So I get on board with it,
and thus all you've done
566
00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:53,100
for the past couple of years is disappoint me.
567
00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:56,186
Well, then maybe
you should lower your expectations.
568
00:23:56,895 --> 00:23:59,231
I can't lower them any further.
569
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,025
Well, maybe you should try what I do,
570
00:24:02,109 --> 00:24:05,112
which is I don't expect
anything from any of you.
571
00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:09,282
I'm so fucking sick of all of you.
572
00:24:11,118 --> 00:24:13,620
I really miss my boyfriend...
573
00:24:13,703 --> 00:24:17,541
Who asks me for nothing,
so I give him everything.
574
00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:25,966
So, um, I guess what I would like
575
00:24:26,049 --> 00:24:29,469
is just for you to be
576
00:24:29,553 --> 00:24:32,139
a little more respectful of me.
577
00:24:32,222 --> 00:24:34,474
When have I ever been disrespectful of you?
578
00:24:36,268 --> 00:24:39,312
Well, I... It was something that...
579
00:24:39,396 --> 00:24:40,814
It was something that Hannah had noticed.
580
00:24:40,897 --> 00:24:42,315
- Hannah?
- And then it made me...
581
00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:45,443
I'm... Wait. I'm sorry,
something that Hannah said?
582
00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:47,696
Are you kidding me?
583
00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:51,324
That is the most ridiculous girl
I've ever met in my entire life.
584
00:24:51,408 --> 00:24:53,368
You're taking advice from Hannah?
585
00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:55,078
Oh, God.
586
00:24:56,580 --> 00:24:57,873
Yeah.
587
00:24:58,415 --> 00:25:00,083
Yeah, um...
588
00:25:01,710 --> 00:25:03,170
I just wanna feel comfortable
589
00:25:03,253 --> 00:25:05,755
- around you all the time...
- Mmm-hmm.
590
00:25:08,508 --> 00:25:09,843
Because I love you.
591
00:25:11,595 --> 00:25:12,762
Oh.
592
00:25:14,472 --> 00:25:17,684
Wow, Elijah.
593
00:25:19,394 --> 00:25:23,315
Look, I'm starting to think
this isn't what you think it is.
594
00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:25,692
I mean, maybe we shouldn't do this,
595
00:25:25,775 --> 00:25:29,696
because if you want something
that I can't give you...
596
00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:31,615
- No. No, no, no.
- Then I don't want to lead you on.
597
00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:33,241
That's not... That's not... I think...
598
00:25:33,325 --> 00:25:34,743
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, I think that we...
599
00:25:34,826 --> 00:25:36,369
- That's not what I meant.
- Okay...
600
00:25:36,453 --> 00:25:37,913
That's not what I meant.
601
00:25:37,996 --> 00:25:40,624
Okay, 'cause I... I don't want you to feel...
602
00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:42,709
- No, it's totally fine.
- I don't want you to feel...
603
00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:45,045
- Let's just forget it. Forget it.
- Okay.
604
00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:47,797
- Are you sure?
- Yep.
605
00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:50,133
- Are you gonna be okay with this?
- I'm great.
606
00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:52,802
Okay. That's fine, then.
607
00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:55,889
GERALD: The truth is,
I don't think you're very talented.
608
00:25:55,972 --> 00:25:58,808
What? Hey, are you kidding me?
609
00:25:59,184 --> 00:26:02,229
I spent $80,000 on a theater BFA.
610
00:26:02,312 --> 00:26:04,731
Of course I am talented, Gerald.
611
00:26:33,551 --> 00:26:35,011
(WATER RUNNING)