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WAITRESS:
Are you sure I can't get you anything else?
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Oh, yeah, no.
I'm actually waiting for someone.
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I'm actually waiting, um, for Patti LuPone.
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I have... I'm going to conduct
an interview with her, so...
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If you could just let her know
that I'm sitting right here,
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that would be amazing.
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I don't know what she looks like.
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Patti LuPone? Like...
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(SINGING) Don't cry for me...
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That's not...
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Okay.
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(CELL PHONE CHIMING)
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Hi, mister. I'm waiting for Patti.
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(WHISPERS) I'm at my callback.
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Oh, my God. Major Barbara. Are you excited?
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I don't know. It's a small part.
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No, there's no small parts,
there's only small actors,
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and you're a very tall actor.
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Everyone here looks
like how I'd look with a nose job.
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But they don't want someone with a nose job.
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They want someone with a spirit.
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Whatever. I'm not here to make friends.
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Look, they don't love it
when you're on the phone.
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Oh... Oh, okay.
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- I've gotta go.
- Okay, I love you.
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- I love you, too.
- Bye.
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I'll call you after the interview. Bye.
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I'm sorry. I'm just...
I know this casting director.
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She's kinda, like, proper.
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No, no, no, no, it's cool. Thank you.
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Yeah, sure.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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- Desi.
- Adam.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
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What part are you reading?
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Bill.
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Oh, okay.
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- You?
- Uh, Bronterre.
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Oh.
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- Nice. Very nice.
- Yeah.
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- Hi, Rocco. Do you need me to sign?
- (GRUNTS)
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Nope, have a great day.
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- Please don't go, Rocco.
- I have to go.
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I want to hear about your weekend, Rocco.
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What did you have for dinner?
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Who's your ex-wife? Rocco, I'm so bored!
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You bastard.
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(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
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So...
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Um, something's actually come up
for Patti in her schedule,
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so she's not gonna...
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We're gonna reschedule.
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Adam?
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Can we see you for one more second?
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Yeah.
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I said get two chickens.
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Oops. They're back. Okay, bye.
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Come on in.
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Do you guys want me to give it
a different read?
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Congratulations. You got it.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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Okay. Uh...
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- Does he know?
- (BOTH LAUGH)
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- He does.
- Okay.
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Okay, cool.
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Uh, thank you very much. (LAUGHS)
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(MUFFLED SCREAM)
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- I got it.
- Yeah, me, too.
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Yeah, I know. (CHUCKLES)
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Where are you headed?
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Um...
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Greenpoint.
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You want a ride?
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No, I was thinking of walking, actually.
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That's a long way.
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Yeah, that's far. I'll take a ride.
(CHUCKLES)
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No, Sam, you gotta hit the keyboard harder
throughout this entire song.
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You just can't diddle around the keyboard.
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That's why you're having trouble
with your girlfriend.
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- I don't know what girl likes to be...
- Miss LuPone?
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- Yes?
- Hi, I'm Hannah Horvath.
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I'm here from Condé Nast
to do your Strenova interview.
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Yeah, I canceled that.
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Nope, I know you canceled it
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just five minutes before
we were supposed to do it,
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but my boss said that
we need to have it in today,
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so I called your publicist
and she mentioned you were here.
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How long is it gonna take?
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- Five minutes.
- Really?
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I would say 15 minutes maximum.
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Five to 15 minutes,
and then probably 10 minutes just to wrap up.
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- Five minutes.
- Great.
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I don't know if they explained to you,
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but this is gonna run in the magazine
just like a normal article.
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Normal interview with you, picture,
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byline, my name, everything,
and then at the bottom,
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it's just gonna say, "Sponsored by Strenova."
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Right, and I have to mention Strenova, right?
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I have to mention the bone density drug?
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- Yeah, I know it's a little unnatural...
- Okay, all right.
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- But we'll just find a way to work it in.
- Okay.
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So, I'm gonna start
with some background questions.
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- Perfect.
- How long have you had osteoporosis?
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I don't have osteoporosis.
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Okay, well, Strenova's a bone density drug.
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Oh, right. Oh, I can't say that.
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Yeah, I think we should
just find an amount of time
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you're comfortable with to say...
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- Five years.
- Okay, five years.
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- Does that make me sound ancient?
- Not at all.
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I think it honestly sounds
like you were an early victim of osteoporosis,
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and you started treating it soon enough
that you're never gonna have a hunchback.
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But can you be an early victim of...
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I don't know anything about it.
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- You can be an early victim of Alzheimer's...
- Right.
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...so I don't understand why
osteoporosis would be a problem.
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You're right.
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We're just gonna say that you found it
in a routine bone scan
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after a hairline fracture in your ankle.
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Okay, how did I fracture my ankle?
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What's your favorite form
of physical exercise?
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Sleeping.
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Literally no one could relate
to that better than me.
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I'm the laziest person I've ever met.
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Sometimes I just use my chest as a tray,
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but the thing is is that I really think
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they just wanna get a sense of, like,
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all the different ways
you take care of yourself,
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and Strenova's just one of them.
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- Say I walk my dog.
- Okay, dog.
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And his name?
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- Pippin.
- Pippin the dog.
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- Pippin the dog.
- Uh, what is his breed?
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Bulldog... French bulldog.
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- They're cute. They're really cute.
- I'll remember that.
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- I don't need to write that down.
- (CELL PHONE CHIMING)
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I'm sorry, I have to take this call,
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- which is very rude.
- Okay.
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Hello?
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Baby.
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How was it?
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(CHUCKLES) No.
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No.
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Are you serious?
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Oh, my God.
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Okay, I'm with Patti LuPone right now.
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She's only given me seven minutes,
so okay, bye.
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I'm so sorry.
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That was my boyfriend, and he just got cast
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in the revival of Major Barbara on Broadway.
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Wow, wow. His first Broadway role.
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(EXHALES)
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What?
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Well, good luck, 'cause I'll tell you what.
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He's going to need you to support him
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and forgive him,
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'cause he's gonna be an asshole.
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Hey, bitch, you're taking all the mochi.
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Oh, my God. Soo Jin.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Hey.
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It's been a really long time.
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I know, we're grannies.
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It's gross.
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MARNIE: Well, you look gorgeous.
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SOO JIN: You, too, as always, Iades.
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Are you still with Booth, or...
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Oh, no, no. I mean, he wasn't, like...
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Yeah, he's a wiener in a half shell.
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I'm so glad I quit.
The money was shit anyways.
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How about you?
I mean, what are you up to now?
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Well, I finally said, "Fuck it,"
and, as of next week,
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I, like, seriously DGAF,
(SING-SONG) don't give a fuck!
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- (CHUCKLES)
- I'm opening my own gallery.
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Are you serious?
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It's been such a fucking whirlwind.
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Literally don't have time to breathe,
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and I'm dirt-poor now.
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- It's so sad.
- Well, you went shopping.
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Oh, no, this is just a tax write-off.
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All my money has been
going to the space and the publicity,
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and my parents are ready to murder me,
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but it's just so freeing
to be your own boss, you know?
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I have my own architect.
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I'm like, "Where did my youth go?"
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I'm sure.
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Hey, do you have someone helping you?
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Because opening an art gallery's,
like, really hard.
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It's a lot harder than anyone thinks,
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and I feel like I see galleries
opening and closing
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every single day in Bushwick.
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Oh, no, mine's in NoHo. Hey, you know what?
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You should totally stop by sometime.
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I'm really excited for our first show.
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It's gonna be super fresh, funky-funny.
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Sounds... Yeah, maybe I will.
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Bye.
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- I'm really proud of you.
- Thank you.
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Really proud. I just wanted you to know that.
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Thanks.
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He's not gonna even know you exist.
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Not until the show's open, not until he's...
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If it runs, you know, it runs for,
like, maybe three or four months,
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then he's gonna come back
down to earth, maybe.
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But is he mature?
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I'd say in some ways,
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he's the most mature person I've ever met,
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and in other ways, he has not yet been born.
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What are you involved with him for?
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Does he even understand Shaw?
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I... I understand Shaw.
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- You do?
- Yeah.
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I did a Shaw once. I don't know
what the fuck I was talking about.
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Because I'll tell you what.
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You get inside of a production,
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you get inside of a play
with a group of actors,
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and they have to be intimate,
they have to know each other,
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because they've had relationships,
you know, in the play for maybe years,
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so there has to be an intimacy
that's created overnight,
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and then things happen.
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Your boyfriend, if he is sexual in any way,
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is gonna start fucking
everybody in the building.
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And, don't forget, he's gonna have fans.
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I don't think he's gonna have fans.
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Honestly, he... Can I call you Patti?
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He is so funny-looking.
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There's a lot of weirdos out there, honey.
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You know, the Elephant Man got laid a lot.
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HANNAH: Blue Crush was such
an important movie for women.
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KAREN: Oh, so important.
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And for surfers in general, you know?
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"So, I'm gonna surf a pipe, dude."
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Hannah, do you have that
Patti LuPone copy I asked for?
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Oh! Um, yes, I'm just transcribing it
right now, actually.
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Um, well, not right this minute.
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Uh, I will have it for you in 50 to 20 minutes.
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Great, listen. Um, also, we have something
going on with the Gramercy Park Hotel.
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"16 reasons we'd love to stay
at the Gramercy."
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I think you'd be great for it.
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Oh, amazing. Definitely.
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Thank you so much.
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The only thing is, um,
they need it by tomorrow,
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so can you check in tonight?
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Yes. Uh, one question.
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Is it against protocol to bring my boyfriend?
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'Cause we were planning
a little celebration tonight
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'cause he actually got cast
in a Broadway show.
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Broadway, huh? Hmm. Well, have fun.
250
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What the fuck is "have fun"
supposed to mean?
251
00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:40,242
I think it just means you should have fun.
252
00:11:40,326 --> 00:11:41,327
That's it.
253
00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:42,828
Or did she mean, like, "Have fun now
254
00:11:42,912 --> 00:11:45,206
"because Broadway is
the most seductive of mistresses"?
255
00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:47,083
What? No. Why would it mean that?
256
00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:50,711
I'm sorry. Patti LuPone
just really fucked with my head.
257
00:11:50,795 --> 00:11:52,004
I feel crazy.
258
00:11:52,088 --> 00:11:53,881
- WOMAN: Checks, ladies.
- Thank you.
259
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:55,633
Thank you.
260
00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:01,472
Oh, my God.
261
00:12:02,098 --> 00:12:03,516
Okay, I think they forgot to take taxes out.
262
00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:05,768
- This does not make sense.
- This your first paycheck?
263
00:12:06,394 --> 00:12:07,937
No, this is the right amount.
264
00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:10,940
This is how much money I make a week?
265
00:12:11,023 --> 00:12:13,526
- Yeah.
- This is a lot more than my rent!
266
00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:14,860
This is insane. I'm just gonna, like,
267
00:12:14,944 --> 00:12:17,905
walk into a store in the Meatpacking District
and just be like, "Make it rain."
268
00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:19,990
(L8 CMMR PLAYING)
269
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:12,501
Sweet Emma, everybody.
270
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,547
Come get your baby shoes.
271
00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:32,146
Fucking no.
272
00:13:33,314 --> 00:13:35,149
My will-o'-wisp.
273
00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:38,444
What the fuck are you doing here?
274
00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:39,612
Darling, don't be vulgar.
275
00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:41,113
You know I hate it when you're vulgar.
276
00:13:41,197 --> 00:13:42,781
Don't need to be vulgar to make your point.
277
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,700
What a charming situation you have.
278
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,744
(GASPS) Oh, my God.
279
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:49,997
Beautiful little Dust Bowl orphan. I love it.
280
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,833
- How on earth did you find me?
- I came looking for you.
281
00:13:52,917 --> 00:13:55,002
I walked all the way to the address
that you gave me.
282
00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:57,254
I even threw little stones at your window
283
00:13:57,338 --> 00:13:59,798
until some teensy-tiny
little moppet opened up,
284
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:02,843
looked out and said,
"Are you there to rape me?"
285
00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:06,138
Oh, Shoshanna. Fucking Shoshanna.
286
00:14:06,222 --> 00:14:08,724
Are you angry with me because
it's taken me so long to find you?
287
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:10,267
Are you insane?
288
00:14:10,351 --> 00:14:12,728
Can you not see how well I'm doing?
289
00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:15,397
I have a job, I eat lunch every day,
290
00:14:15,481 --> 00:14:18,025
and I make transactions and I get paid.
291
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:20,569
Look at you, Jessamyn. You're trying so hard.
292
00:14:20,653 --> 00:14:22,071
Don't you see that it's just pretend?
293
00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:24,949
- No, no. I'm healthy.
- No, no, no.
294
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:28,118
I'm healthy, and the last thing I need
is to be hanging out with you.
295
00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:29,787
You can lie to your friends,
you can lie to your parents,
296
00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:31,330
you can lie to the mirror,
but you can't lie to me
297
00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:34,166
because I see who you truly are.
298
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,168
Oh, really? And who's that?
299
00:14:36,252 --> 00:14:38,128
You're a wild thing. You can't be tamed.
300
00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:41,465
I mean, we are not the kind of people
that sit around in a store like this
301
00:14:41,549 --> 00:14:44,385
selling $200 bathing suits to toddlers.
302
00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:45,844
That's not who we are.
303
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,596
- You're high.
- No, no, no.
304
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,307
I'm just excited to be in New York
and to see you.
305
00:14:50,391 --> 00:14:53,143
I know what you need. Come away with me.
I know what you need.
306
00:14:53,686 --> 00:14:55,729
I'm not even attracted to you.
307
00:14:55,813 --> 00:14:56,897
- Oh, even better.
- I would...
308
00:14:56,981 --> 00:14:57,982
- No!
- Yes!
309
00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,442
(STUTTERS) I was wearing rehab goggles.
310
00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:12,079
Holy crap. This is so nice.
311
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:14,373
It's not that nice.
How much do you get in incidentals?
312
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:16,542
- What are those?
- You need somebody to explain to you
313
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:19,795
your new moneyed lifestyle,
and I'm happy to be that person.
314
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,880
Okay, let's order
a bunch of stuff that Adam loves,
315
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,882
then make a big-ass sign.
316
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,593
Just calm down. The room's enough.
317
00:15:25,676 --> 00:15:27,428
But he's gonna be on Broadway.
318
00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:28,762
I know. (SIGHS)
319
00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:31,181
I have to admit, I never
thought he'd be the first.
320
00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:33,934
- The first what?
- To fulfill his dream.
321
00:15:34,018 --> 00:15:35,477
Well, that's not true.
322
00:15:35,561 --> 00:15:38,314
We've all fulfilled various dreams
in various ways.
323
00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:39,940
Also, I'm getting so sick of people
324
00:15:40,024 --> 00:15:42,860
acting like Adam's
newfound success in this arena
325
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,278
is gonna come between us.
326
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,488
I didn't say that. Why are you acting weird?
327
00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:48,324
- I could not be acting more normal.
- (DOOR OPENS)
328
00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:49,700
Oh, my God.
329
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:52,286
I cannot believe that
you have a room at the Gramercy.
330
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:54,913
Do you know they have Mario Badescu
products in the bathroom here?
331
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,457
I am totally stealing some of those.
332
00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:58,250
What are we celebrating?
333
00:15:58,334 --> 00:16:00,628
- Adam's gonna be on Broadway.
- Oh, my God.
334
00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:02,296
Are you afraid he's gonna leave you
for Sutton Foster?
335
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:03,380
Oh.
336
00:16:03,631 --> 00:16:05,299
What the fuck is with everybody?
337
00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:06,675
No.
338
00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:11,805
(DOOR OPENS)
339
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,600
I'm in a shitty mood.
340
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:17,436
You know, every morning
I wake up feeling really good,
341
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,688
feeling like I'm ready to take on the day.
342
00:16:19,772 --> 00:16:22,816
Like, I don't know, I want to fucking
say good morning to strangers.
343
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,276
Shit I usually hate.
344
00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:27,738
And then, without fail,
something happens at the yogurt shop
345
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:30,658
that really just fucks my shit up.
Ruins my whole day.
346
00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:34,078
By the way, your Netflix came.
Bridget Jones 2? Seriously?
347
00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:38,666
MARNIE: Ah.
348
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,626
I can't do this.
349
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,086
What do you mean?
350
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:44,880
I mean...
351
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,757
I don't want to do this.
352
00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:48,967
Um...
353
00:16:49,218 --> 00:16:51,095
I want a girlfriend, Marnie.
354
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,430
Like, a legitimate girlfriend.
355
00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:56,433
You know, I want to have
a relationship that's deep
356
00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:58,894
and sincere and challenging and scary.
357
00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:00,562
Not, you know...
358
00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:03,023
I want it to be real.
359
00:17:03,107 --> 00:17:05,067
I want to meet a girl that
I have a lot in common with
360
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,069
and ask her out and learn about her family
361
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,612
on a park bench in the middle of the night.
362
00:17:08,696 --> 00:17:11,198
And if things go really well,
maybe invite her back to my place
363
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,866
and put on some Roxy Music.
364
00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:14,868
You know?
365
00:17:14,952 --> 00:17:16,370
So, you're dumping me?
366
00:17:19,123 --> 00:17:20,833
Are you fucking serious?
367
00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:23,502
You can't break up with me, Ray.
I don't care about this.
368
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:26,380
I wouldn't be eating pizza in front of you
if I actually liked you.
369
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,550
I realize this doesn't
make sense biologically...
370
00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:31,635
Was this your plan the whole time, Ray?
371
00:17:31,719 --> 00:17:34,388
To humiliate the girl that you couldn't get
in high school?
372
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:38,308
Well, guess what? It's not gonna fucking work
because I don't care.
373
00:17:44,148 --> 00:17:45,607
(DOOR SLAMS)
374
00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:47,943
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
375
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,403
Hello?
376
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,577
Jesus fucking Christ.
377
00:17:57,703 --> 00:18:00,038
- Hello?
- ALL: Congratulations!
378
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,915
Are you fucking... (CHUCKLES)
379
00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:04,710
- You're a nut.
- You're a nut for the stage.
380
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,211
- I love you.
- Congratulations.
381
00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:07,880
- That's really sweet.
- (HANNAH GIGGLES)
382
00:18:07,963 --> 00:18:09,965
Hannah, this is, um, Desi. He's playing...
383
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,675
- Bill Walker?
- DESI: Yes.
384
00:18:11,759 --> 00:18:13,719
- You just look like such a Bill Walker.
- Thanks.
385
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,262
I'm just a crazy Major Barbara fan
386
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:17,306
and kind of obsessed with Shaw in general.
387
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:18,807
Oh, smart girl.
388
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:20,476
Hi.
389
00:18:20,559 --> 00:18:21,977
- Hey.
- Hi, sorry, I recognize you
390
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,604
from your part on One Tree Hill.
391
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:25,773
You were Lennon,
the disabled gay hockey player.
392
00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:28,275
Yes, yeah. Super lucky part.
393
00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,277
I'm not what you would call
a One Tree Hill fan,
394
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,945
but I have seen every episode,
395
00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:37,034
and you really just
are taking up their game a notch. (CHUCKLES)
396
00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:39,661
(LAUGHS) Thank you. Thanks.
397
00:18:39,745 --> 00:18:41,955
So, I'm in Idaho, back country,
398
00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:43,457
all I have is a saddle blanket,
399
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,667
buck knife, some water I packed in,
400
00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:50,214
and I realize that
it's my mom's birthday, right?
401
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:53,467
Now, I fucked up loads of stuff in my life,
402
00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,344
I'm not gonna forget my mom's birthday.
403
00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:57,971
- You wouldn't do that.
- You would never do that.
404
00:18:58,055 --> 00:18:59,973
All of a sudden, I see a structure.
405
00:19:00,057 --> 00:19:01,391
Maybe it's a fire tower
406
00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:03,310
or some kind of ranger station,
long forgotten.
407
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,312
- I don't understand...
- (SHUSHES)
408
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:06,647
Okay. Okay.
409
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:09,525
DESI: And just as I get through the door,
I almost step on...
410
00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:13,654
Congratulations, Adam.
Oh, my God, so exciting.
411
00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:15,989
Are you, uh, okay?
412
00:19:16,073 --> 00:19:18,158
Me? Yeah, so good.
413
00:19:18,242 --> 00:19:19,535
I'm just gonna run to the restroom.
414
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:21,286
- I'll be right back.
- HANNAH: Okay.
415
00:19:23,956 --> 00:19:26,542
Ha! That is a fucking closet.
416
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:29,753
Okay, I don't know
what I'm in trouble for now, but...
417
00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:34,758
So there I am on a sort of vision quest...
418
00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:36,927
(EXHALES)
419
00:19:37,678 --> 00:19:39,805
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- HANNAH: Marn?
420
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:41,640
Come in.
421
00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:46,520
Hey, what's going on?
422
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,438
Nothing.
423
00:19:48,814 --> 00:19:51,108
- Are you sure?
- (SNIFFLES) Dead sure.
424
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:53,902
Okay, what's wrong?
425
00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:59,324
I can't tell you.
426
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:08,458
(SOBBING)
427
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:11,128
(DESI SINGING ROLL ON, JOHN)
428
00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:30,731
(SINGING ALONG)
429
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,802
Are they fucking kidding me?
430
00:21:00,886 --> 00:21:02,971
I hate myself for loving him.
431
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:06,058
(CONTINUES SINGING)
432
00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:11,688
(SINGING ALONG)
433
00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:20,447
(HUMMING)
434
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:23,492
So after shows,
you can really only go, like, two places.
435
00:21:23,575 --> 00:21:26,328
You can go to the Glass House Tavern
or you can go to Bar Centrale.
436
00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:28,246
Bar Centrale is really more for, like,
437
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:30,999
the famous, you know, stars of the show,
438
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:34,044
and then Glass House is more for,
like, the chorus kids.
439
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:37,339
And also one time I read this interview
with Sarah Jessica Parker in Backstage,
440
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:41,301
and she was saying that it's super important
to learn the names of all of the crew.
441
00:21:41,385 --> 00:21:45,263
And, if you can, like, a couple of their wives
because it means a lot to those people.
442
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:46,765
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
443
00:21:46,848 --> 00:21:49,851
Um, don't you get tired of going
to the bar afterwards?
444
00:21:49,935 --> 00:21:51,353
Wouldn't you wanna go home and get some...
445
00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:52,688
No, that's, like, part of the...
446
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:54,606
I mean, it's where
you meet people and stuff.
447
00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:56,608
That's where one time
I saw Tyne Daly get super drunk
448
00:21:56,692 --> 00:21:58,110
and fall down a flight of stairs.
449
00:21:58,193 --> 00:21:59,695
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
450
00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:01,321
- Oh, fuck.
- I know, right? It's pretty awesome.
451
00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:02,406
Hannah?
452
00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:05,367
You know, your voice is really...
453
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:08,245
I'm trying to summon the right adjective here.
454
00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:10,706
- Grating? Is that what...
- No, come on.
455
00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:12,082
No.
456
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:14,751
- I love that song.
- Oh, yeah.
457
00:22:14,835 --> 00:22:16,962
- I love Michelle Branch.
- Dylan.
458
00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:20,173
Yeah, Dylan, too.
459
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:22,009
I'd love to hear some more of your music.
460
00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:25,262
- Do you write?
- Um, yeah. Really, do you...
461
00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:26,847
Absolutely, yeah.
462
00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:30,392
Okay, I, uh... If I give you my e-mail address,
463
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:32,269
then you can shoot me an e-mail
so I have yours,
464
00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:37,357
and then I'll just e-mail you
my Dropbox folder of my latest attempts.
465
00:22:37,441 --> 00:22:38,900
See? "Attempts." Don't do that.
466
00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:41,194
Seriously. Don't deprecate yourself.
467
00:22:41,278 --> 00:22:43,905
Really, you're better than that.
468
00:22:43,989 --> 00:22:45,198
Okay.
469
00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:46,241
I don't know if Hannah's told you,
470
00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:48,118
but I'm really trying to make a concerted effort
471
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:51,663
to break out of the contemporary dance world,
472
00:22:51,747 --> 00:22:53,874
and if you could maybe
give me an introduction
473
00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:55,876
to the Broadway world, that'd be great.
474
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:58,045
I mean, the closest I've gotten is,
475
00:22:58,128 --> 00:23:00,672
you know, a hand job from a guy from Pippin,
476
00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:02,340
- so it's like... Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
477
00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:04,968
Marnface1988@aol.com.
478
00:23:05,052 --> 00:23:06,470
That's me.
479
00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:08,722
All right, I should really hit the trail.
480
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:11,224
My Clementine's making paella tonight.
481
00:23:11,308 --> 00:23:13,560
- Is that a song?
- No, that's like a...
482
00:23:13,643 --> 00:23:16,897
Like a Valencian rice seafood dish.
483
00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:19,232
Oh, it just sounded like a folk song.
484
00:23:19,316 --> 00:23:21,735
I thought they were folk lyrics or something.
485
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:25,238
"Gotta hit the trail,
my Clementine's making paella tonight."
486
00:23:25,322 --> 00:23:28,241
No, that's, like,
one of those big four-hander pans,
487
00:23:28,325 --> 00:23:30,452
so I gotta help take it off.
488
00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:32,245
Okay.
489
00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:34,664
Roll on, John.
490
00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:39,294
If you ever need any, you know, help,
if you have questions
491
00:23:39,377 --> 00:23:41,046
- about figuring out what's what.
- You know, I don't.
492
00:23:41,129 --> 00:23:42,506
I think I'm good.
493
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,841
I don't really want to be a part of the scene.
494
00:23:46,635 --> 00:23:47,928
The Broadway scene?
495
00:23:48,011 --> 00:23:49,429
Any scene.
496
00:23:49,513 --> 00:23:51,223
Well, don't come crying to me
497
00:23:51,306 --> 00:23:54,392
when Kristin Chenoweth passes out
'cause you forgot to feed her.
498
00:23:54,976 --> 00:23:56,144
(DOOR OPENS)
499
00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:58,230
- Here's Johnny!
- Yeah!
500
00:23:58,522 --> 00:23:59,856
(BOTH LAUGHING)
501
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:01,942
- Hi, I'm Jason. Hi, hi.
- Hey.
502
00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:05,904
- Hi, hi.
- JESSA: Shosh, so great to (KISSES) see you!
503
00:24:05,987 --> 00:24:07,197
JESSA: Oh, hi.
JASPER: I know everybody's name
504
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,323
because she told me.
505
00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:09,866
Buck.
506
00:24:10,242 --> 00:24:11,368
Uh...
507
00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:12,994
- Obadiah.
- Yep.
508
00:24:13,078 --> 00:24:14,246
- Uh, Janet.
- Mmm-hmm.
509
00:24:14,329 --> 00:24:17,582
- Raquel, Snoop.
- Yep.
510
00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:19,876
Hazel. (SNAPS FINGERS) See? Told ya.
511
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,003
- Come on.
- Pretty good.
512
00:24:24,339 --> 00:24:27,467
So we maybe shouldn't have
taken her out of rehab.
513
00:24:27,551 --> 00:24:29,219
Higher education is elitist horseshit
514
00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:30,762
- perpetrated by a bunch of privileged hacks...
- Mmm-hmm.
515
00:24:30,846 --> 00:24:33,098
...who think accumulating degrees
amounts to a meaningful life.
516
00:24:33,181 --> 00:24:34,224
I know, I know.
517
00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:35,684
But, like, I am out of there in three weeks.
518
00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:37,936
Like, I am done, I am graduating,
I am done with that.
519
00:24:38,019 --> 00:24:39,062
They say they're teaching you to think,
520
00:24:39,146 --> 00:24:41,022
but really they're teaching you to think
like everybody else.
521
00:24:41,106 --> 00:24:43,567
I know! I know!
It's like, literally, I swear to God,
522
00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:45,193
sometimes I feel like
I am in The Truman Show,
523
00:24:45,277 --> 00:24:47,487
but it's, like, really just
a walking American Apparel ad
524
00:24:47,571 --> 00:24:48,613
and I don't even know it.
525
00:24:48,697 --> 00:24:49,698
Too late for you, then, poor baby.
526
00:24:49,781 --> 00:24:51,825
- Have you got any cocaine?
- No, I don't do cocaine.
527
00:24:51,908 --> 00:24:53,160
But you're clearly on cocaine.
528
00:24:53,243 --> 00:24:54,661
Oh, no, everybody thinks that,
529
00:24:54,744 --> 00:24:56,663
but I just have really chronic congestion
530
00:24:56,746 --> 00:24:58,081
- and, like, a terribly fast mouth.
- (WHISTLING)
531
00:24:58,165 --> 00:25:00,709
- (CONTINUES TALKING)
- Is this living or is this living, my flower?
532
00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:02,419
- This is living. (CHUCKLES)
- Oh!
533
00:25:03,086 --> 00:25:04,838
Uh, have you got more coke?
534
00:25:04,921 --> 00:25:06,339
Have you got more money?
535
00:25:06,423 --> 00:25:08,175
No, but I know where to get some.
536
00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:11,261
- Oh, you do?
- Yes! I do, I do, I do.
537
00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:18,143
(ALARM BEEPING)
538
00:25:20,145 --> 00:25:22,606
- (BEEPING STOPS)
- Yes! Can you believe I remembered that?
539
00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:25,275
- Okay, okay, okay.
- JASPER: You're a legend.
540
00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:26,776
(KEYS CLATTER)
541
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:29,905
- (RATTLING)
- No.
542
00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:31,990
No.
543
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,078
Oh, my God.
544
00:25:37,162 --> 00:25:39,497
Who keeps their money in a shoebox?
545
00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:41,082
We will.
546
00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:42,876
(GASPS) Oh, my God.
547
00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:44,461
(SNORTS)
548
00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:47,589
(SNORTS)
549
00:25:49,466 --> 00:25:50,425
(SNIFFLES)
550
00:25:50,508 --> 00:25:51,635
(GROANS)
551
00:25:52,802 --> 00:25:55,180
Okay, all right, all right.
552
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:56,973
(SNIFFLES)
553
00:25:58,225 --> 00:26:02,437
Elijah talks a lot about really stupid shit.
554
00:26:03,021 --> 00:26:04,981
Okay, well, maybe that's what I think
555
00:26:05,065 --> 00:26:08,526
about that weird folk-singing grifter
you brought over.
556
00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:11,529
- Desi? (LAUGHS)
- "Desi"? Yeah.
557
00:26:11,613 --> 00:26:14,908
- What?
- Yeah, I found him irksome.
558
00:26:14,991 --> 00:26:17,077
You don't have to say that
to get revenge on me.
559
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,912
I'm not gonna say something
to get revenge on you.
560
00:26:18,995 --> 00:26:21,206
- This isn't like Count of Monte Cristo.
- (CHUCKLES)
561
00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:24,751
I'm so proud of you.
562
00:26:24,834 --> 00:26:26,253
I'm so proud of you.
563
00:26:27,254 --> 00:26:30,548
I don't know how to say this
without it coming out sounding horrible.
564
00:26:31,549 --> 00:26:33,134
I don't want you
565
00:26:33,802 --> 00:26:35,553
to get so, um...
566
00:26:36,596 --> 00:26:38,932
Happy doing the play that you...
567
00:26:39,099 --> 00:26:42,185
Uh, don't like our life together anymore.
568
00:26:45,563 --> 00:26:47,565
Are you upset I'm doing the play?
569
00:26:49,234 --> 00:26:50,652
No.
570
00:26:50,944 --> 00:26:52,445
No.
571
00:26:52,529 --> 00:26:54,614
I'm so happy you're doing
what makes you happy,
572
00:26:54,698 --> 00:26:58,118
because I love you,
and you're the only person I've ever loved,
573
00:26:58,201 --> 00:27:00,537
and you're the only person
I ever wanna love, so...
574
00:27:02,205 --> 00:27:03,623
Well, ditto.
575
00:27:07,585 --> 00:27:08,962
Okay, good.
576
00:27:10,005 --> 00:27:11,339
Then...
577
00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:14,134
Do your lines.
578
00:27:14,217 --> 00:27:15,885
- (GROANS) No.
- Do your lines.
579
00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:17,470
No.
580
00:27:18,388 --> 00:27:20,473
- No.
- Please?
581
00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:23,768
- (GROANS) I don't wanna.
- Please, please?
582
00:27:23,852 --> 00:27:27,188
"Not that kind of snob, but a genteel sort."
583
00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:28,857
- Can you do it with the accent, please?
- "I'm too..."
584
00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:30,859
- "Not that kind of snob, but the genteel sort.
- (GASPS)
585
00:27:30,942 --> 00:27:33,153
- No.
- "I'm too uppish, owing to my intelligence,
586
00:27:33,236 --> 00:27:35,989
"and my father being
a Chartist and a reading, a thinking man,
587
00:27:36,072 --> 00:27:37,824
"a stationer, too.
588
00:27:37,907 --> 00:27:41,077
"I am none of your common hewers of wood
and drawers of water.
589
00:27:41,161 --> 00:27:43,371
"And don't you forget it."
590
00:27:44,205 --> 00:27:45,832
- It's so good.
- (LAUGHS)
591
00:27:46,541 --> 00:27:48,460
You're so good at that.
592
00:27:49,461 --> 00:27:51,338
(SIMPLETHINGS PLAYING)