1 00:00:09,552 --> 00:00:11,513 Grandma's going to die. 2 00:00:12,097 --> 00:00:14,683 What? But I thought it was just a broken femur. 3 00:00:14,766 --> 00:00:16,685 No, now she has pneumonia. 4 00:00:16,768 --> 00:00:18,937 The doctors don't think she's gonna make it. 5 00:00:19,771 --> 00:00:21,690 Well, can't they do something about that? 6 00:00:21,773 --> 00:00:23,733 Hannah, Grandma's dying. 7 00:00:24,234 --> 00:00:28,196 You have to come see her before she dies, if that matters to you. 8 00:00:28,279 --> 00:00:30,031 Of course it matters to me. 9 00:00:30,115 --> 00:00:33,159 Then just get here now. 10 00:00:34,285 --> 00:00:35,578 Okay. 11 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:37,831 Okay, I'm coming. 12 00:00:44,796 --> 00:00:46,381 I'm really sorry I can't come. 13 00:00:46,464 --> 00:00:50,051 I really understand. It's not a great time to leave town. 14 00:00:50,885 --> 00:00:52,470 I just can't miss the first week of rehearsals. 15 00:00:52,554 --> 00:00:55,223 I think it sets a really bad precedent. 16 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:57,183 Yeah, I totally get it. I really do. 17 00:00:57,267 --> 00:00:58,977 I just hope I have a chance to say goodbye to my grandma. 18 00:00:59,060 --> 00:01:00,395 It's not like we were that close. 19 00:01:00,478 --> 00:01:01,730 She was a really good grandma, 20 00:01:01,813 --> 00:01:03,314 and she always cut out the Cathy cartoons for me 21 00:01:03,398 --> 00:01:05,650 and mailed them to me on Fridays. 22 00:01:05,984 --> 00:01:10,280 The only thing I remember about my grandma is she had really rough skin and she spit a lot. 23 00:01:10,363 --> 00:01:14,242 My grandma's, like, very neat, and she had skin like a kitten's ear. 24 00:01:18,204 --> 00:01:20,623 I miss you even when you're gone for a night. 25 00:01:20,707 --> 00:01:23,877 Yeah, but you're gonna have so much fun with all your new theater friends. 26 00:01:25,378 --> 00:01:27,630 - But I can't do this... - No! 27 00:01:27,714 --> 00:01:29,841 ...with my theater friends. 28 00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:31,968 - No. - Argh! 29 00:01:33,261 --> 00:01:35,013 Oh. Oh. 30 00:01:51,154 --> 00:01:53,239 - Hi, Aunt Margo. - Oh. 31 00:01:53,531 --> 00:01:57,118 - Thank God you are finally here. - Hey. 32 00:01:57,202 --> 00:01:59,871 I'm losing my fucking mind over all this. 33 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:01,456 You okay, Aunt Margo? 34 00:02:01,539 --> 00:02:04,083 Am I okay? That's a strange question, Hannah, considering... 35 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:07,670 No, I'm the one that's gotta keep it all together so that everyone else can fall apart. 36 00:02:07,754 --> 00:02:10,006 Look, just be prepared. She looks terrible. 37 00:02:10,089 --> 00:02:11,966 And for God's sake, please don't cry. 38 00:02:12,050 --> 00:02:14,135 Okay. 39 00:02:16,721 --> 00:02:18,306 - Hi. - Hannah. 40 00:02:18,389 --> 00:02:21,392 - Hi, Grandma, hi. - Mmm. 41 00:02:21,476 --> 00:02:23,478 Well, you look nice. 42 00:02:23,978 --> 00:02:25,396 What did you do? 43 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:26,981 I, uh, gained 15 pounds. 44 00:02:27,065 --> 00:02:28,691 Grandma Flo, you look great. 45 00:02:28,775 --> 00:02:30,985 Well, I don't know why that would be. 46 00:02:31,069 --> 00:02:34,823 And, besides, it stinks to beat the band in here. 47 00:02:34,906 --> 00:02:38,034 It really does. It smells like... Pee? 48 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:40,161 Can we talk to a nurse about that? 49 00:02:40,245 --> 00:02:41,663 Oh. Okay. 50 00:02:41,746 --> 00:02:43,498 Okay, Grandma, how's your femur? 51 00:02:43,581 --> 00:02:45,542 I have two rods in my leg. 52 00:02:45,625 --> 00:02:47,126 Do you believe that? 53 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:50,338 No, you do not seem like the two-rod type. 54 00:02:50,421 --> 00:02:54,384 Yeah, now they're telling me that I have pneumonia. 55 00:02:54,467 --> 00:02:56,302 Fuck. 56 00:02:56,386 --> 00:02:57,595 Grandma, that's the worst. 57 00:02:57,679 --> 00:03:00,390 I had pneumonia when I was little and I had to watch TV for, like, two weeks. 58 00:03:00,473 --> 00:03:03,059 Well, it's not the same at all when you're my age. 59 00:03:03,142 --> 00:03:05,019 Can you tell me where your femur is so I don't touch it? 60 00:03:05,103 --> 00:03:06,271 Hey, sweetie. 61 00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:08,648 Hi, Mommy! Hey, how's it going? 62 00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:11,317 - Hi. - Hi, Aunt Sissy. Hey. 63 00:03:11,401 --> 00:03:14,863 Oh! It is so great when you all come to visit. 64 00:03:14,946 --> 00:03:17,490 She just lights up like a Christmas tree. 65 00:03:17,574 --> 00:03:19,534 What are you talking about? We're here all the time. 66 00:03:19,617 --> 00:03:21,619 I was here for her last two MRIs. 67 00:03:21,703 --> 00:03:23,371 - Which I wanted to come to... - Exactly. 68 00:03:23,454 --> 00:03:24,497 ...but you told me not to. 69 00:03:24,581 --> 00:03:27,959 Well, I honestly don't keep track of the comings and goings of the both of you. 70 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:29,544 I saw your calendar in the kitchen. 71 00:03:29,627 --> 00:03:30,837 You know what? I must look like a fright. 72 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:32,005 Mmm-mmm. 73 00:03:32,088 --> 00:03:35,300 Dipping your filthy fingers into Mom's only water source isn't gonna fix that. 74 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:37,218 - Oh, God. - Loreen. 75 00:03:37,302 --> 00:03:39,137 No, I'm fine. 76 00:03:39,220 --> 00:03:41,306 - Oh. - Just didn't feel so great there for a second. 77 00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:42,932 You've barely eaten today. 78 00:03:43,016 --> 00:03:45,518 Hannah, why don't you take your mom somewhere to get something to eat? 79 00:03:45,602 --> 00:03:47,228 Well, she can just eat what's on the tray. 80 00:03:47,312 --> 00:03:49,397 - Honey, let's go have lunch. - Okay, got it. 81 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,983 - Be right back. - Get her a sandwich. 82 00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:53,484 Okay. 83 00:03:53,568 --> 00:03:54,944 Oh, boy. 84 00:03:56,154 --> 00:03:57,947 You think that you've accepted 85 00:03:58,031 --> 00:03:59,908 that your mother wasn't that good... 86 00:04:00,825 --> 00:04:03,161 And then you realize that you've always had this hope 87 00:04:03,244 --> 00:04:04,746 that there'd be a conversation 88 00:04:04,829 --> 00:04:07,749 where the two of you would have some kind of breakthrough. 89 00:04:08,791 --> 00:04:13,212 When they die, that conversation can never come. 90 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:16,591 I don't totally understand what made her such a bad mother. 91 00:04:16,674 --> 00:04:19,010 I mean, like, she was always very loving to me and... 92 00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:21,179 That's not true, not about your weight. 93 00:04:21,346 --> 00:04:23,222 She ruined Margo and Sissy's lives. 94 00:04:23,306 --> 00:04:25,975 They're very misshapen people. 95 00:04:28,770 --> 00:04:31,064 Will you do me a huge favor? 96 00:04:31,147 --> 00:04:32,440 Anything. 97 00:04:33,733 --> 00:04:36,527 Will you tell Grandma that you're marrying Adam? 98 00:04:38,112 --> 00:04:39,113 What? 99 00:04:39,197 --> 00:04:42,992 It's just not much is doing romantically with her grandkids. 100 00:04:43,076 --> 00:04:46,537 I mean, Rebecca is severely arrested. 101 00:04:46,621 --> 00:04:49,332 - I love her so much. - But, Mom, I'm not marrying Adam. 102 00:04:50,041 --> 00:04:52,210 She's going to die soon. What does it matter? 103 00:04:52,293 --> 00:04:53,795 Mom, that's insane. 104 00:04:53,878 --> 00:04:57,465 - Just consider it? Please. - Mom, no. No. 105 00:04:57,548 --> 00:05:00,677 Mom, I really thought you were more progressive than that. 106 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:02,178 No, I'm not. 107 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:04,263 What are they even talking about in your women's book group? 108 00:05:04,347 --> 00:05:06,057 That's crazy. 109 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:07,266 Fine. 110 00:05:08,226 --> 00:05:10,228 - Can I eat the rest of this, please? - Mmm. 111 00:05:14,732 --> 00:05:17,652 You never seem to get 112 00:05:17,735 --> 00:05:20,029 that it was inappropriate to tell your cousin 113 00:05:20,113 --> 00:05:22,490 that her father was convicted of insider trading. 114 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:25,159 - Yeah, but he was. - She didn't need to know. 115 00:05:25,243 --> 00:05:27,036 She was six fucking years old. 116 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,122 Yeah, well, I was seven, so why did anyone tell me? 117 00:05:29,205 --> 00:05:32,333 You insisted. You've always insisted about knowing everything. 118 00:05:32,417 --> 00:05:36,629 And the worst part was when you told her she was never gonna see him again. 119 00:05:36,713 --> 00:05:39,841 But she didn't, um, ever see him again, so... 120 00:05:39,924 --> 00:05:41,342 Sissy, what's with you? 121 00:05:41,426 --> 00:05:44,095 You haven't said a word since we left Mom's room. 122 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:46,556 I was praying, if you must know. 123 00:05:46,639 --> 00:05:48,599 Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. 124 00:05:54,939 --> 00:05:56,024 Hey. Hi, Hannah. 125 00:05:56,107 --> 00:05:58,735 - Hey, Rebecca. Hi. - Hmm. 126 00:05:58,818 --> 00:06:00,445 How's Grandma Flo? 127 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:04,032 Oh, the old Flo-job. You know her, just sluttin' 'round. 128 00:06:04,115 --> 00:06:06,492 I don't think that's a funny nickname for Grandma. 129 00:06:06,576 --> 00:06:09,203 Okay, sorry. I was just really trying to lighten the mood. 130 00:06:09,287 --> 00:06:11,289 Why weren't you at the hospital? 131 00:06:11,372 --> 00:06:14,709 I left because I just want to remember her as she was. 132 00:06:14,792 --> 00:06:16,044 Yeah, totally. 133 00:06:16,127 --> 00:06:19,630 I'm, like, having a lot of memories of her, definitely. 134 00:06:21,507 --> 00:06:23,217 Okay, well, I think I have to go to a Starbucks to study 135 00:06:23,301 --> 00:06:26,137 because I'm, like, in the middle of exams 136 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:29,015 and I just, like, can't work here anymore. 137 00:06:29,098 --> 00:06:33,519 Yeah, and Starbucks are usually really, like, calm and quiet places. 138 00:06:36,022 --> 00:06:39,400 Great about med school. So exciting. How are the, like, hot doctors-to-be? 139 00:06:39,484 --> 00:06:42,236 I always watch Grey's Anatomy. I've never missed an episode. 140 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:44,781 I'm not, like, really going there to meet a man. 141 00:06:44,864 --> 00:06:46,407 I actually really hate when people say that 142 00:06:46,491 --> 00:06:48,242 because I feel like it diminishes what I'm doing. 143 00:06:48,326 --> 00:06:50,787 And, like, I'm becoming a doctor myself, I'm not trying to marry one. 144 00:06:50,870 --> 00:06:52,205 Like, I'm not becoming a nurse. 145 00:06:52,663 --> 00:06:54,624 - Do you know? - Okay, sorry. 146 00:06:54,707 --> 00:06:56,834 I didn't mean to make your life ridiculous and about sex. 147 00:06:56,918 --> 00:06:58,336 We really are very proud of you. 148 00:06:58,419 --> 00:07:00,671 It's, like, a big deal to have a doctor in your family. 149 00:07:00,797 --> 00:07:03,466 And, anyway, now I'm fulfilling my dream of having someone I can text 150 00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:05,259 with my medical questions at all hours. 151 00:07:05,343 --> 00:07:07,553 I'm not really studying 15 hours a day to fulfill your dream. 152 00:07:07,637 --> 00:07:08,846 It's a lot of really hard work, 153 00:07:08,930 --> 00:07:12,141 but I guess I wouldn't expect anyone in this family to understand that. 154 00:07:12,225 --> 00:07:15,311 Um, if nothing happens later, do you want to go get a drink? 155 00:07:15,978 --> 00:07:17,772 Do you want to get a drink with me? 156 00:07:18,106 --> 00:07:20,108 Yeah, that's why I'm asking you. 157 00:07:20,191 --> 00:07:21,567 Sorry, but you're just not really acting 158 00:07:21,651 --> 00:07:23,111 like I'm someone you'd want to get a drink with. 159 00:07:23,194 --> 00:07:24,612 Um, no, it's really not about you. 160 00:07:24,695 --> 00:07:26,697 I just, like, have a lot of studying to do 161 00:07:26,781 --> 00:07:29,617 and I'm kind of on a schedule and I feel like maybe you're not... 162 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:31,702 Sure, let's definitely have a drink. 163 00:07:32,161 --> 00:07:34,455 - Yeah, okay. - Okay. 164 00:07:34,914 --> 00:07:36,457 - Okay, so I'll see you later? - Yes, a drink. Yes, yeah. 165 00:07:36,541 --> 00:07:37,959 - Okay, all right, bye. - Bye. 166 00:07:39,377 --> 00:07:41,629 Bitch. 167 00:07:41,712 --> 00:07:43,172 Okay, one for you, 168 00:07:43,256 --> 00:07:45,883 one OxyContin for you, one for me. 169 00:07:45,967 --> 00:07:47,468 - Seriously? - Yeah. 170 00:07:47,552 --> 00:07:50,346 Does anyone want some Demerol? 171 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:52,348 She fucking has Demerol? 172 00:07:52,431 --> 00:07:55,393 Can I have more of the Demerol? It's for Joe's knee. 173 00:07:55,476 --> 00:07:56,894 I think you need to lay off, Sissy. 174 00:07:56,978 --> 00:07:59,564 You're a little spacey. 175 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:02,066 Oh, "Sissy spacey." That's so funny. 176 00:08:02,150 --> 00:08:04,652 You know, I have been giving her her drugs this whole time. 177 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:07,238 I know how to administer OxyContin. 178 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:09,991 I know. Why don't you just take a rest? 179 00:08:10,074 --> 00:08:12,952 I mean, we're here now. We... We got this. 180 00:08:13,035 --> 00:08:15,663 All right, let's put some more Post-its on things. 181 00:08:16,038 --> 00:08:18,166 Mmm. I have somebody great that can do the estate sale. 182 00:08:18,249 --> 00:08:19,709 You know what? I don't want anything. 183 00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:22,420 - You don't want anything? - No. 184 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:23,796 Okay. 185 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:26,716 I mean, I know you always loved that painting with the snow on it. 186 00:08:26,799 --> 00:08:28,342 It doesn't matter. She's going to be gone. 187 00:08:28,426 --> 00:08:30,887 - It doesn't matter. - Oh, just put a Post-it on something. 188 00:08:30,970 --> 00:08:33,806 Well, okay, fine. I'll just take the ring. 189 00:08:34,807 --> 00:08:36,142 - What? - Which ring? 190 00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:37,977 The engagement ring. 191 00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:42,148 Well, that's all I'm asking for. I'm not asking for anything else. 192 00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:44,275 That is a family heirloom. 193 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:47,236 - We have daughters. - We need to pass that on. 194 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:49,906 Like I wouldn't pass it on to one of the daughters. 195 00:08:49,989 --> 00:08:52,325 - That is Rebecca's ring. - What? 196 00:08:52,408 --> 00:08:55,703 So because I don't have children, I don't deserve a ring? 197 00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:58,915 You know, when Jerry Milburn didn't show up for my prom... 198 00:08:58,998 --> 00:08:59,999 Oh, Jesus. 199 00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:02,501 ...Mom promised me that ring. She did. 200 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:04,253 Oh, stop. So dramatic. 201 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:06,172 Is your mom okay? 202 00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:09,091 Yeah, I mean, she's fine. I mean, like, sad but fine. 203 00:09:09,175 --> 00:09:13,054 You know, it's some, like, real Circle-of-Life shit, so... 204 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:15,223 Hey, weird thing... 205 00:09:15,306 --> 00:09:17,642 - Uh, my mom wants me to tell my grandma... - Yeah? 206 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:19,477 ...that we are getting married. 207 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:20,728 What? 208 00:09:20,811 --> 00:09:23,189 You know, she just wants me to make her happy before she dies 209 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:26,234 by letting her know that one of her grandchildren is gonna have a good life. 210 00:09:26,317 --> 00:09:28,819 I mean, like, you know, a good life by her standards. 211 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:31,113 Why would she want you to lie? 212 00:09:31,197 --> 00:09:34,283 Well, it's not, like, a flat-out lie. 213 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:36,577 Well, but we're not getting married. 214 00:09:38,913 --> 00:09:40,873 Do you mean, like, ever, or... 215 00:09:41,082 --> 00:09:43,459 Uh... Do you want to? 216 00:09:45,169 --> 00:09:47,421 Uh, no. I always promised myself I wouldn't get married 217 00:09:47,505 --> 00:09:49,215 until I had a swimming pool in my living room. 218 00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:50,800 But I just felt like, at some point, 219 00:09:50,883 --> 00:09:52,426 I don't know, I thought that it was something... 220 00:09:52,510 --> 00:09:53,636 Hey, we're back in. 221 00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:55,805 - ...that you were thinking about, too. - She wants to read Act 2. 222 00:09:55,888 --> 00:09:58,849 Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah. Cool, thanks. Thanks. 223 00:09:58,933 --> 00:10:00,935 I have to get back. 224 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:04,063 Okay, just forget we ever talked about this. 225 00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:05,856 Okay... 226 00:10:05,940 --> 00:10:07,900 I guess I just thought that you were thinking about this 227 00:10:07,984 --> 00:10:10,945 in a more committed way, so I'm feeling a little, like... 228 00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:13,614 I am. I am very committed to you at this time. 229 00:10:14,407 --> 00:10:17,451 Okay, this is a conversation that I never, ever wanted to have, 230 00:10:17,535 --> 00:10:19,453 and it might seem like I was angling to have it, 231 00:10:19,537 --> 00:10:21,956 but I really was not, and it's making me extremely stressed 232 00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:24,166 and a little angry for reasons I don't understand, 233 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:26,210 so I actually have to go now. Bye. 234 00:10:31,424 --> 00:10:33,259 Motherfuck. 235 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:36,470 Blah! 236 00:10:39,223 --> 00:10:43,144 You see, this is why I started my advocacy group for the childless. 237 00:10:43,227 --> 00:10:44,603 I have the oldest granddaughter. 238 00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,647 That's who gets the ring. That's who gets the ring. 239 00:10:46,731 --> 00:10:48,858 - Oh! What, are you kidding? That's medieval! - No. 240 00:10:48,941 --> 00:10:51,319 Can we just table this for a second and move on? 241 00:10:51,402 --> 00:10:53,487 What is Hannah gonna do with an engagement ring? 242 00:10:53,571 --> 00:10:56,490 She is going to wear it on her fucking finger 243 00:10:56,574 --> 00:10:57,950 - when she gets engaged. - Oh. 244 00:10:58,034 --> 00:10:59,994 She's practically engaged now. 245 00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:02,163 Rebecca doesn't even have a boyfriend. 246 00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:04,457 - Oh, really? You... - This is stupid. Our mother is dying. 247 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:06,375 This is dumb. 248 00:11:06,459 --> 00:11:07,752 Hey. 249 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:11,005 Wow, don't you look all fancy? 250 00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:13,299 Oh, thanks. I'm just going out with Rebecca. 251 00:11:13,382 --> 00:11:15,843 Uh, Rebecca's studying. She can't. 252 00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:18,763 Well, she invited me, so I don't know. 253 00:11:21,474 --> 00:11:23,476 I just love that. 254 00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:29,648 Are you sure I can't get you a drink? 255 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:31,275 Yeah, I don't drink on weeknights. 256 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:35,029 Then why did you want to go to a bar? 257 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:38,616 Because I feel like a bar is the right place to go with a person like you. 258 00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,952 A person like me? 259 00:11:42,036 --> 00:11:46,582 Rebecca, I don't know if you even know this, but you're very rude to me. 260 00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:49,126 You have been ever since we were little kids. 261 00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:51,879 You mean since you told me the "truth" about my father? 262 00:11:52,463 --> 00:11:55,966 Oh, come on. Do you really think you would've avoided knowing otherwise? 263 00:11:56,050 --> 00:11:59,053 He insider traded, okay? It wasn't like he sex trafficked. 264 00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:00,763 Okay, well, I... 265 00:12:04,475 --> 00:12:06,435 I don't have very many friends. 266 00:12:06,519 --> 00:12:08,354 Well, I wish that surprised me more. 267 00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:09,814 I'm sorry to hear that. 268 00:12:11,107 --> 00:12:13,317 It's actually okay. I don't really have any time for friends. 269 00:12:13,401 --> 00:12:15,694 I have a boyfriend. His name's Dane. 270 00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:18,114 - Hot name. - Thanks. 271 00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:21,242 - Is he nice, or... - Yeah, he's great. 272 00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:22,868 He only wants to see each other on Wednesdays, 273 00:12:22,952 --> 00:12:25,079 so I'm missing our night this week, but... 274 00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:27,081 Well, what does he do on the other nights? 275 00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:29,625 Uh, he has a different girlfriend. 276 00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,587 Are you fucking serious, Rebecca? 277 00:12:33,671 --> 00:12:36,257 - That's horrible. - No, it actually works really well. 278 00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:38,300 I mean, I don't have a lot of time, so... 279 00:12:39,844 --> 00:12:41,011 Okay. 280 00:12:41,095 --> 00:12:43,722 Anyway, he's better than my other boyfriend. 281 00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:46,934 Rick was a writer, and he just, like, made everything about himself, 282 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:48,269 and he was exhausting to be around, 283 00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:49,937 and it just made me realize that writers 284 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:52,231 are, like, this ridiculous class of people 285 00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:54,108 who just make everything about themselves, 286 00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:57,319 and they tend to have really strange, bizarre eating habits... 287 00:12:57,403 --> 00:13:02,366 Rebecca, if you hate me so much, then why did you want to hang out with me? 288 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:06,162 I don't know. I just thought it would be fun. 289 00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:08,622 I would really like it if we could be the kind of cousins 290 00:13:08,706 --> 00:13:12,168 who, like, spend time together and sleep in the same bed in the summertime, 291 00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:15,337 and, you know, jump in a lake and have inside jokes about our grandmother 292 00:13:15,421 --> 00:13:17,715 and were molested by the same person, but we're not. 293 00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:18,966 We do not get along. 294 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:23,512 I really respect you, but even Grandma says you don't have a great sense of humor. 295 00:13:23,596 --> 00:13:26,599 Do you think you're that funny? You're not that funny. 296 00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:27,933 Well, that's crazy. 297 00:13:28,017 --> 00:13:30,311 I didn't even know that your work was, like, trying to be funny. 298 00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:32,646 That's because I sent you the less funny pieces 299 00:13:32,730 --> 00:13:35,983 because I know you're not funny so you wouldn't understand my funnier stuff. 300 00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:38,027 Why would I have to be funny to understand them? 301 00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:41,655 I just knew that if I sent you my funny stuff, you'd be like, "What is this, Martian?" 302 00:13:41,739 --> 00:13:43,824 You don't understand funny. 303 00:13:43,908 --> 00:13:46,285 Oh, okay, well, Grandma also said behind your back 304 00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:47,828 that she thought you were loose. 305 00:13:47,912 --> 00:13:49,497 That's what she said to me, so... 306 00:13:57,588 --> 00:14:00,341 I don't want to fight with you, okay? I respect you. I do. 307 00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:03,344 Oh, really? Is that why you made me touch my chachi with you? 308 00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:05,221 Wait, what? 309 00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:08,682 When we were seven, you made me sit in a room and touch my chachi. 310 00:14:08,766 --> 00:14:10,601 Wait, does "chachi" mean what I think it means? 311 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,353 - Yes. - 'Cause I never did that. 312 00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:13,521 You said you'd learned a cool new trick 313 00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:16,857 and we should both lie under the covers and touch ourselves for... 314 00:14:16,941 --> 00:14:19,026 - I never said that! I never did that! - Yes, you did! 315 00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:20,694 Oh, my God, I can't believe you. 316 00:14:20,778 --> 00:14:22,446 "Chachi"? 317 00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:25,616 Do not check your texts while we drive. 318 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,535 It's Mom. Grandma has a fever. 319 00:14:27,618 --> 00:14:31,205 Well, we're almost there so don't answer her. You're gonna be a doctor 320 00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:34,250 and you don't know how fucked up it is to check your texts while we drive? 321 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:38,087 Oh, my God, I'm just texting my mom to tell her that we are almost there. 322 00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:41,215 - Let me answer it for you. - No, I don't want you touching my phone! 323 00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:42,424 Oh, you don't want me touching your phone 324 00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:43,592 with my fucking chachi hands? 325 00:14:43,676 --> 00:14:45,302 - Is that the fucking problem? - Yes, that's exactly right. 326 00:14:45,386 --> 00:14:47,429 - Yes, that is exactly right. - There is chachi all over my hands. 327 00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:49,014 Ew! Get off of me. 328 00:14:49,098 --> 00:14:50,266 - You're disgusting. - You're insane. 329 00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:12,913 - What did you do? - How'd you get here so fast? 330 00:15:12,997 --> 00:15:15,416 I borrowed Desi's motorcycle. What happened? 331 00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:21,547 Okay, don't only text me "car crash," okay? 332 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,216 - Scared the shit out of me. - Okay, I'm sorry. 333 00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:25,968 Mmm. 334 00:15:27,428 --> 00:15:30,264 - Careful of my head. - I've got some mother hens following me. 335 00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:31,765 Oh, my baby. 336 00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:34,059 - Oh! - Shit. 337 00:15:37,313 --> 00:15:41,191 Oh, holy fucking shit. What the fuck happened? 338 00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,902 What the fuck did you do? 339 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:46,447 What did I do? She was the one driving. 340 00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:47,948 - We're fine. - Hmm. We're fine. 341 00:15:48,032 --> 00:15:49,658 But you are fucking crazy. 342 00:15:49,742 --> 00:15:52,286 - How's Grandma? - Her fever has spiked. 343 00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:55,039 She's resting, but it's not good. 344 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:58,751 Actually, I have something to bring up now regarding Mom... 345 00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:01,962 - What? - ...which is if she does slip into a coma, 346 00:16:02,046 --> 00:16:06,216 she has made it very clear to me that she would like us to let her go naturally. 347 00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:08,260 You mean unplug her life support? 348 00:16:09,637 --> 00:16:12,765 Well, sweetheart, to give her a different kind of life support. 349 00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:16,268 The support to help her end her life peacefully. 350 00:16:16,352 --> 00:16:18,562 Are you fucking kidding me? 351 00:16:18,646 --> 00:16:19,980 No, I'm not kidding you. 352 00:16:20,064 --> 00:16:23,609 Is that why you didn't take anything from the house? 353 00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:26,403 Because you knew soon enough Mom would be dead 354 00:16:26,487 --> 00:16:27,905 and it would all be yours? 355 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:30,449 Oh, my God, that is a filthy 356 00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,284 - and ludicrous thing to say. - Oh, is it? 357 00:16:32,368 --> 00:16:33,952 - Margo, shut up, please. - Oh, you shut up. 358 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:36,330 Loreen, you're not fucking Switzerland. 359 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,457 Tell us what you really think. 360 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,250 I think that you both resent me 361 00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:42,795 because my life is in order and my marriage is intact. 362 00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:47,257 Oh! Oh! I am deeply in love with Joe and we do not need a marriage license. 363 00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:49,343 Joe has a plate in his head, and you can tell. 364 00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:50,427 No, you're right, Loreen. 365 00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:54,139 We are eating ourselves up inside because you nabbed Tad Horvath. 366 00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:56,809 Tad Horvath, catch of the fucking century. 367 00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:58,977 Body like a little gymnast, brain like a toy poodle. 368 00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,896 Don't talk to me about my husband. 369 00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:04,024 You think you'd be with Gary if he wasn't pulling in six figures? 370 00:17:04,108 --> 00:17:06,402 Oh! Why did Mom say that Sissy gets the fucking house? 371 00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:08,362 - What? - Because you already have a house. 372 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,698 Oh, well, maybe you would, too, if you would get a goddamn job. 373 00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:13,992 Our mother is upstairs naked and dying. 374 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:17,037 She is naked and dying! 375 00:17:17,121 --> 00:17:19,123 - Do you even know what that looks like? - Please! 376 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,709 - I don't want to kill Mommy! - You have got to be quiet. 377 00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:23,210 I'd love to be quiet. Not an option with these two. 378 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:24,336 Shut up, Margo. 379 00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:26,755 - You shut up, Loreen! - No, you shut up. 380 00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:28,090 You both shut up! Just shut up! 381 00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,591 Guys, please... 382 00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:31,593 - You're leaving the floor now. - Mom is... 383 00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:35,055 Don't you dare. 384 00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:53,449 I am so sorry you had to see that. 385 00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:56,201 No, it's like enchilada night at my parents' house. 386 00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,166 Let me go fix this. 387 00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:07,212 Hi. 388 00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:09,506 Hey. 389 00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:14,011 Well... I have to pee. 390 00:18:23,854 --> 00:18:25,647 That's my boyfriend. 391 00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:28,233 - He's nice. - Thanks. 392 00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:48,462 Come on. 393 00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:53,133 - Hey, Grandma, Grandma. - Hmm. 394 00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:54,676 - I thought we should go. - No, she wants to meet you. 395 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,095 She wants to meet you. Grandma, Grandma, Grandma. 396 00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,680 Grandma, Grandma, Grandma. 397 00:18:58,764 --> 00:19:01,266 - Hannah. - Hi. 398 00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:02,935 This is my boyfriend, Adam. 399 00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:06,855 I'm not really up to meeting anybody new. 400 00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:10,150 - Okay, nice to meet you! - I'm not deaf. 401 00:19:10,234 --> 00:19:13,153 Oh, sorry. I'm a... A loud person. 402 00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:14,655 - Hannah? - Mmm-hmm. 403 00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:17,825 I really don't want to talk to strangers right now. 404 00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:19,117 Okay, I just thought... 405 00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,577 Well, Hannah and I are getting married. 406 00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:23,163 - Really? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 407 00:19:23,247 --> 00:19:25,374 - No, I'm... - Next year. 408 00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:26,959 Well, that's nice. 409 00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:28,502 Yeah, we're pretty happy about it. 410 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:32,506 - We're excited to finally lock it down. - Mmm-hmm. Yep. 411 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:36,051 - Have you got a good job? - Yes, I'm an actor. 412 00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:39,513 He's an actor, Grandma. He's an actor on Broadway, so not just... 413 00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:42,182 Well, here's what I have to say about being married. 414 00:19:42,266 --> 00:19:43,267 Okay. 415 00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:49,857 Someday you will look at him, hating him with every fiber of your being, 416 00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:54,653 wishing that he would die the most violent death possible. 417 00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:57,573 It will pass. 418 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:01,827 Oh. Loreen. 419 00:20:02,411 --> 00:20:04,955 Hannah's getting married. 420 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,124 But I won't be there. 421 00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:12,087 He finally did it. 422 00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:14,298 And we're happy. 423 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,341 Old maid no more. 424 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,720 Thank you both so much. 425 00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:21,972 - Oh, yeah, no sweat. She's cool as shit. - Mmm-hmm. 426 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:24,266 She's a tough one. 427 00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:26,268 I'm just glad she's not in any pain. 428 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,729 Well, I'm glad I got to meet her. 429 00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:30,898 I have to head back to the city. I have rehearsal tomorrow. 430 00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:32,107 I have rehearsal tomorrow. 431 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:34,526 Oh, yeah, congratulations. 432 00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:36,737 Oh, thanks, yeah. Thanks. 433 00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:37,946 - Okay, bye. - I love you. 434 00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:39,072 Love you, too. 435 00:20:39,156 --> 00:20:41,408 - Bye. - Oh, uh... 436 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,452 Break a leg. 437 00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:45,621 All right. 438 00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:47,664 - Text me when you get home, okay? - Yep! 439 00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:51,585 He's a good dude. 440 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,504 I guess if Grandma lives, we're gonna have to get married. 441 00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:01,094 Yeah, keep the job, not the guy, right? 442 00:21:01,178 --> 00:21:03,680 - Wait, what? - You know. 443 00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,850 You're so special. 444 00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:09,937 You deserve everything and more. 445 00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:12,356 He's really nice, but... 446 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:16,360 You know, stay open to possibilities. 447 00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:22,282 Mom, how dare you talk about something you know literally nothing about? 448 00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:24,326 Uh, no, you're right. I don't know him very well. 449 00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:26,578 - I see certain things. - Uh-huh. 450 00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:29,748 He's odd, he's angry. 451 00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:32,709 He's uncomfortable in his own skin. 452 00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:35,712 He bounces around from thing to thing. 453 00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:40,133 - Again, you have no idea... - Just... No, no, no. Let me talk. 454 00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:45,138 I don't want you to spend your whole life socializing him like he's a stray dog, 455 00:21:45,222 --> 00:21:47,349 making the world a friendlier place for him. 456 00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:50,602 It's not easy being married to an odd man. 457 00:21:50,686 --> 00:21:52,187 It isn't. 458 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,901 Well... 459 00:21:59,403 --> 00:22:00,988 I don't know what to say. 460 00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:04,074 He just did something very nice for you and you're being very unkind. 461 00:22:05,117 --> 00:22:06,743 Sorry. 462 00:22:50,454 --> 00:22:52,789 Your granddaughter, of course. 463 00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:56,376 You must be the granddaughter we're talking about. 464 00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:58,712 - Doesn't Grandma seem like her old self? - Mmm-hmm. 465 00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:00,338 She's doing much better. 466 00:23:00,464 --> 00:23:02,632 My girl's doing fine today. 467 00:23:02,716 --> 00:23:04,509 See, that's so cool. You're her girl. 468 00:23:04,593 --> 00:23:05,927 She beat her pneumonia. 469 00:23:06,011 --> 00:23:08,680 The doctor was very pleased about this this morning. 470 00:23:08,764 --> 00:23:11,099 Mom, I am... I don't know what to say. 471 00:23:11,183 --> 00:23:12,893 It's a miracle. 472 00:23:12,976 --> 00:23:16,730 I ate one cheese sandwich and I'd like another. 473 00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:19,649 - Yay! - Stat, right? 474 00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:21,359 Cheese sandwich, stat. 475 00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:24,696 You know, we should have an old-fashioned Easter next year. 476 00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:27,407 I don't love Easter. I don't like what it stands for. 477 00:23:27,491 --> 00:23:30,952 But we have to be closer. It's not right. 478 00:23:31,036 --> 00:23:32,412 We have to be. 479 00:23:32,496 --> 00:23:34,664 You know what, Sissy? You're right. 480 00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:36,666 - Yeah. I can travel. - You are. 481 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:38,877 I mean, I barely know your daughters, for God's sake. 482 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,629 And Rebecca's a very good influence on Hannah. 483 00:23:40,712 --> 00:23:42,923 As long as she doesn't drive. 484 00:23:45,842 --> 00:23:49,096 Ah, Hannah, you don't look good. 485 00:23:50,931 --> 00:23:52,766 No, I'm fine. 486 00:23:52,849 --> 00:23:56,561 I mean, I'm just so glad you're okay and that the doctors were wrong. 487 00:23:57,687 --> 00:23:59,815 People aren't always right. 488 00:24:01,358 --> 00:24:04,569 No, people aren't always right. 489 00:24:05,529 --> 00:24:09,658 Your hands are so soft, Grandma. I don't know what your secret is. 490 00:24:10,033 --> 00:24:11,326 Hand lotion. 491 00:24:33,223 --> 00:24:36,059 - Hey, Rebecca. - Hannah, Grandma's dead. 492 00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:39,271 What? 493 00:24:39,354 --> 00:24:42,315 She had a heart attack just now. She's dead, Hannah. 494 00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:45,360 No, she's not. She ate two cheese sandwiches. 495 00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:47,237 You have to come back up here. 496 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,948 I'm already off the train. I'm back in the city. 497 00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:52,993 Well, get back on the train. Everyone's on their way. 498 00:24:53,076 --> 00:24:55,662 Hurry. Bye.