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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Grandma's going to die.
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What? But I thought
it was just a broken femur.
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LOREEN: No, now she has pneumonia.
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The doctors don't think she's gonna make it.
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Well, can't they do something about that?
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Hannah, Grandma's dying.
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You have to come see her before she dies,
if that matters to you.
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Of course it matters to me.
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Then just get here now.
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Okay.
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Okay, I'm coming.
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I'm really sorry I can't come.
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I really understand.
It's not a great time to leave town.
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I just can't miss the first week of rehearsals.
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I think it sets a really bad precedent.
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Yeah, I totally get it. I really do.
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I just hope I have a chance
to say goodbye to my grandma.
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It's not like we were that close.
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She was a really good grandma,
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and she always cut out
the Cathy cartoons for me
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and mailed them to me on Fridays.
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The only thing I remember about my grandma
is she had really rough skin and she spit a lot.
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My grandma's, like, very neat,
and she had skin like a kitten's ear.
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(GROANS)
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(INHALES SHARPLY)
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I miss you even when you're gone for a night.
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Yeah, but you're gonna have
so much fun with all your new theater friends.
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- But I can't do this...
- No!
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- ...with my theater friends.
- (LAUGHS)
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- No.
- (GRUNTS) Argh!
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(GROANS) Oh. Oh.
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(WOMAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY ON PA)
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- HANNAH: Hi, Aunt Margo.
- (GROANS) Oh.
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- Thank God you are finally here.
- Hey.
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I'm losing my fucking mind over all this.
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- You okay, Aunt Margo?
- (SIGHS)
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Am I okay? That's a strange question,
Hannah, considering...
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No, I'm the one that's gotta keep it all together
so that everyone else can fall apart.
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Look, just be prepared. She looks terrible.
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And for God's sake, please don't cry.
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- Okay.
- (EXHALES DEEPLY)
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(DOOR OPENS)
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- Hi.
- Hannah.
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- Hi, Grandma, hi.
- Mmm.
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Well, you look nice.
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What did you do?
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I, uh, gained 15 pounds.
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Grandma Flo, you look great.
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Well, I don't know why that would be.
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And, besides, it stinks
to beat the band in here.
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It really does. It smells like... Pee?
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Can we talk to a nurse about that?
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(WHISPERS) Oh. Okay.
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Okay, Grandma, how's your femur?
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I have two rods in my leg.
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Do you believe that?
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No, you do not seem like the two-rod type.
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Yeah, now they're telling me
that I have pneumonia.
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Fuck.
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Grandma, that's the worst.
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I had pneumonia when I was little
and I had to watch TV for, like, two weeks.
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Well, it's not the same at all
when you're my age.
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Can you tell me where your femur is
so I don't touch it?
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Hey, sweetie.
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Hi, Mommy! Hey, how's it going?
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- Hi.
- Hi, Aunt Sissy. Hey.
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Oh! It is so great when you all come to visit.
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She just lights up like a Christmas tree.
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What are you talking about?
We're here all the time.
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I was here for her last two MRIs.
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- Which I wanted to come to...
- Exactly.
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...but you told me not to.
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Well, I honestly don't keep track
of the comings and goings of the both of you.
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LOREEN: I saw your calendar in the kitchen.
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You know what? I must look like a fright.
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- Mmm-mmm.
- (CHUCKLES)
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Dipping your filthy fingers into Mom's
only water source isn't gonna fix that.
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- Oh, God.
- Loreen.
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No, I'm fine.
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- Oh.
- Just didn't feel so great there for a second.
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You've barely eaten today.
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Hannah, why don't you take your mom
somewhere to get something to eat?
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Well, she can just eat what's on the tray.
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- Honey, let's go have lunch.
- Okay, got it.
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- LOREEN: Be right back.
- Get her a sandwich.
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HANNAH: Okay.
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Oh, boy.
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(VOICE BREAKING)
You think that you've accepted
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that your mother wasn't that good...
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And then you realize that
you've always had this hope
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that there'd be a conversation
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where the two of you
would have some kind of breakthrough.
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When they die,
that conversation can never come.
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I don't totally understand
what made her such a bad mother.
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I mean, like, she was
always very loving to me and...
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That's not true, not about your weight.
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She ruined Margo and Sissy's lives.
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They're very misshapen people.
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(SIGHS)
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Will you do me a huge favor?
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Anything.
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Will you tell Grandma
that you're marrying Adam?
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What?
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It's just not much is doing romantically
with her grandkids.
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I mean, Rebecca is severely arrested.
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- I love her so much.
- But, Mom, I'm not marrying Adam.
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She's going to die soon. What does it matter?
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(CHUCKLES) Mom, that's insane.
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- Just consider it? Please.
- Mom, no. No.
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Mom, I really thought
you were more progressive than that.
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No, I'm not.
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What are they even talking about
in your women's book group?
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That's crazy.
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Fine.
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- Can I eat the rest of this, please?
- Mmm.
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You never seem to get
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that it was inappropriate to tell your cousin
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that her father was convicted
of insider trading.
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- Yeah, but he was.
- She didn't need to know.
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She was six fucking years old.
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Yeah, well, I was seven,
so why did anyone tell me?
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You insisted. You've always insisted
about knowing everything.
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And the worst part was when you told her
she was never gonna see him again.
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But she didn't, um, ever see him again, so...
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Sissy, what's with you?
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You haven't said a word
since we left Mom's room.
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I was praying, if you must know.
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Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
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(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
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(KNOCKING)
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Hey. Hi, Hannah.
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- Hey, Rebecca. Hi.
- Hmm.
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How's Grandma Flo?
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Oh, the old Flo-job.
You know her, just sluttin' 'round.
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I don't think that's
a funny nickname for Grandma.
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Okay, sorry.
I was just really trying to lighten the mood.
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Why weren't you at the hospital?
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I left because I just want to
remember her as she was.
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Yeah, totally.
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I'm, like, having a lot of memories
of her, definitely.
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(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
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Okay, well, I think I have
to go to a Starbucks to study
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because I'm, like, in the middle of exams
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and I just, like, can't work here anymore.
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Yeah, and Starbucks are usually really,
like, calm and quiet places.
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(HUFFS)
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Great about med school. So exciting.
How are the, like, hot doctors-to-be?
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I always watch Grey's Anatomy.
I've never missed an episode.
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I'm not, like, really going there to meet a man.
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(CHUCKLES)
I actually really hate when people say that
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because I feel like
it diminishes what I'm doing.
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And, like, I'm becoming a doctor myself,
I'm not trying to marry one.
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Like, I'm not becoming a nurse.
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- Do you know?
- Okay, sorry.
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I didn't mean to make your life
ridiculous and about sex.
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We really are very proud of you.
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It's, like, a big deal
to have a doctor in your family.
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And, anyway, now I'm fulfilling my dream
of having someone I can text
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with my medical questions at all hours.
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I'm not really studying
15 hours a day to fulfill your dream.
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It's a lot of really hard work,
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but I guess I wouldn't expect anyone
in this family to understand that. (SCOFFS)
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Um, if nothing happens later,
do you want to go get a drink?
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Do you want to get a drink with me?
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Yeah, that's why I'm asking you.
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Sorry, but you're just not really acting
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like I'm someone
you'd want to get a drink with.
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Um, no, it's really not about you.
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I just, like, have a lot of studying to do
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and I'm kind of on a schedule
and I feel like maybe you're not...
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Sure, let's definitely have a drink.
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- Yeah, okay.
- Okay.
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- Okay, so I'll see you later?
- Yes, a drink. Yes, yeah.
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- Okay, all right, bye.
- Bye.
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(WHISPERS) Bitch.
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Okay, one for you,
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one OxyContin for you, one for me.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah.
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- Does anyone want some Demerol?
- (PILLS CLATTER)
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She fucking has Demerol?
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Can I have more of the Demerol?
It's for Joe's knee.
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I think you need to lay off, Sissy.
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You're a little spacey.
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Oh, "Sissy spacey." That's so funny.
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You know, I have been giving her
her drugs this whole time.
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I know how to administer OxyContin.
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I know. Why don't you just take a rest?
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- I mean, we're here now. We... We got this.
- (GASPS)
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All right, let's put
some more Post-its on things.
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Mmm. I have somebody great
that can do the estate sale.
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You know what? I don't want anything.
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- You don't want anything?
- No.
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Okay.
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I mean, I know you always loved
that painting with the snow on it.
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It doesn't matter. She's going to be gone.
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- It doesn't matter.
- Oh, just put a Post-it on something.
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Well, okay, fine. I'll just take the ring.
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- What?
- LOREEN: Which ring?
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SISSY: The engagement ring.
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Well, that's all I'm asking for.
I'm not asking for anything else.
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That is a family heirloom.
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- We have daughters.
- We need to pass that on.
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Like I wouldn't pass it on
to one of the daughters.
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- That is Rebecca's ring.
- What?
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So because I don't have children,
I don't deserve a ring?
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You know, when Jerry Milburn
didn't show up for my prom...
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BOTH: (SIGHING) Oh, Jesus.
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...Mom promised me that ring. She did.
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- MARGO: Oh, stop. So dramatic.
- (SIGHS)
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ADAM: (OVER PHONE) Is your mom okay?
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HANNAH: Yeah, I mean, she's fine.
I mean, like, sad but fine.
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You know, it's some,
like, real Circle-of-Life shit, so...
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Hey, weird thing...
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- Uh, my mom wants me to tell my grandma...
- Yeah?
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...that we are getting married. (CHUCKLES)
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What?
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You know, she just wants me
to make her happy before she dies
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by letting her know that one of
her grandchildren is gonna have a good life.
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I mean, like, you know,
a good life by her standards.
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Why would she want you to lie?
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Well, it's not, like, a flat-out lie.
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Well, but we're not getting married.
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Do you mean, like, ever, or...
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Uh... Do you want to?
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Uh, no. I always promised myself
I wouldn't get married
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until I had a swimming pool
in my living room.
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But I just felt like, at some point,
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I don't know, I thought
that it was something...
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Hey, we're back in.
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- ...that you were thinking about, too.
- She wants to read Act 2.
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Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah. Cool, thanks. Thanks.
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I have to get back.
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Okay, just forget we ever talked about this.
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Okay...
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I guess I just thought that
you were thinking about this
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in a more committed way,
so I'm feeling a little, like...
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I am. I am very committed to you at this time.
239
00:10:14,407 --> 00:10:17,451
Okay, this is a conversation
that I never, ever wanted to have,
240
00:10:17,535 --> 00:10:19,453
and it might seem like I was angling to have it,
241
00:10:19,537 --> 00:10:21,956
but I really was not,
and it's making me extremely stressed
242
00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:24,166
and a little angry for reasons
I don't understand,
243
00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:26,210
so I actually have to go now. Bye.
244
00:10:31,424 --> 00:10:33,259
Motherfuck.
245
00:10:33,551 --> 00:10:35,386
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
246
00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:36,470
(GROANS) Blah!
247
00:10:39,223 --> 00:10:43,144
You see, this is why I started
my advocacy group for the childless.
248
00:10:43,227 --> 00:10:44,603
I have the oldest granddaughter.
249
00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,647
That's who gets the ring.
That's who gets the ring.
250
00:10:46,731 --> 00:10:48,858
- Oh! What, are you kidding? That's medieval!
- No.
251
00:10:48,941 --> 00:10:51,319
(SIGHS) Can we just table this
for a second and move on?
252
00:10:51,402 --> 00:10:53,487
MARGO: What is Hannah gonna do
with an engagement ring?
253
00:10:53,571 --> 00:10:56,490
She is going to wear it on her fucking finger
254
00:10:56,574 --> 00:10:57,950
- when she gets engaged.
- Oh.
255
00:10:58,034 --> 00:10:59,994
She's practically engaged now.
256
00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:02,163
- (SIGHS)
- Rebecca doesn't even have a boyfriend.
257
00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:04,457
- Oh, really? You...
- This is stupid. Our mother is dying.
258
00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:06,375
This is dumb.
259
00:11:06,459 --> 00:11:07,752
Hey.
260
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:11,005
Wow, don't you look all fancy?
261
00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:13,299
Oh, thanks. I'm just going out with Rebecca.
262
00:11:13,382 --> 00:11:15,843
Uh, Rebecca's studying. She can't.
263
00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:18,763
Well, she invited me, so I don't know.
264
00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:20,264
(LOREEN HUFFS)
265
00:11:21,474 --> 00:11:23,476
I just love that.
266
00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:25,144
(SIGHS)
267
00:11:25,436 --> 00:11:26,604
(CLATTERS)
268
00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:28,022
- (LAUGHTER)
- (ROCK SONG PLAYING)
269
00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:29,648
Are you sure I can't get you a drink?
270
00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:31,275
Yeah, I don't drink on weeknights.
271
00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:35,029
Then why did you want to go to a bar?
272
00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:38,616
Because I feel like a bar is the right place
to go with a person like you.
273
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,952
A person like me?
274
00:11:42,036 --> 00:11:46,582
Rebecca, I don't know if you even know this,
but you're very rude to me.
275
00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:49,126
You have been ever since we were little kids.
276
00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:51,879
You mean since you told me
the "truth" about my father?
277
00:11:52,463 --> 00:11:55,966
Oh, come on. Do you really think
you would've avoided knowing otherwise?
278
00:11:56,050 --> 00:11:59,053
He insider traded, okay?
It wasn't like he sex trafficked.
279
00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:00,763
Okay, well, I...
280
00:12:04,475 --> 00:12:06,435
(GROANS) I don't have very many friends.
281
00:12:06,519 --> 00:12:08,354
Well, I wish that surprised me more.
282
00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:09,814
I'm sorry to hear that.
283
00:12:11,107 --> 00:12:13,317
It's actually okay.
I don't really have any time for friends.
284
00:12:13,401 --> 00:12:15,694
I have a boyfriend. His name's Dane.
285
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:18,114
- Hot name.
- Thanks.
286
00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:21,242
- Is he nice, or...
- Yeah, he's great.
287
00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:22,868
He only wants to see each other
on Wednesdays,
288
00:12:22,952 --> 00:12:25,079
so I'm missing our night this week, but...
289
00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:27,081
Well, what does he do on the other nights?
290
00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:29,625
Uh, he has a different girlfriend.
291
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,587
Are you fucking serious, Rebecca?
292
00:12:33,671 --> 00:12:36,257
- That's horrible.
- No, it actually works really well.
293
00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:38,300
I mean, I don't have a lot of time, so...
294
00:12:39,844 --> 00:12:41,011
Okay.
295
00:12:41,095 --> 00:12:43,722
Anyway, he's better than my other boyfriend.
296
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:46,934
Rick was a writer, and he just,
like, made everything about himself,
297
00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:48,269
and he was exhausting to be around,
298
00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:49,937
and it just made me realize that writers
299
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:52,231
are, like, (SCOFFS)
this ridiculous class of people
300
00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:54,108
who just make everything about themselves,
301
00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:57,319
and they tend to have
really strange, bizarre eating habits...
302
00:12:57,403 --> 00:13:02,366
Rebecca, if you hate me so much,
then why did you want to hang out with me?
303
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:06,162
I don't know. I just thought it would be fun.
304
00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:08,622
I would really like it
if we could be the kind of cousins
305
00:13:08,706 --> 00:13:12,168
who, like, spend time together
and sleep in the same bed in the summertime,
306
00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:15,337
and, you know, jump in a lake
and have inside jokes about our grandmother
307
00:13:15,421 --> 00:13:17,715
and were molested by the same person,
but we're not.
308
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:18,966
We do not get along.
309
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:23,512
I really respect you, but even Grandma says
you don't have a great sense of humor.
310
00:13:23,596 --> 00:13:26,599
Do you think you're that funny?
You're not that funny.
311
00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:27,933
Well, that's crazy.
312
00:13:28,017 --> 00:13:30,311
I didn't even know that your work was,
like, trying to be funny.
313
00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:32,646
That's because I sent you
the less funny pieces
314
00:13:32,730 --> 00:13:35,983
because I know you're not funny
so you wouldn't understand my funnier stuff.
315
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:38,027
Why would I have to be funny
to understand them?
316
00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:41,655
I just knew that if I sent you my funny stuff,
you'd be like, "What is this, Martian?"
317
00:13:41,739 --> 00:13:43,824
You don't understand funny.
318
00:13:43,908 --> 00:13:46,285
Oh, okay, well, Grandma also said
behind your back
319
00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:47,828
that she thought you were loose.
320
00:13:47,912 --> 00:13:49,497
That's what she said to me, so...
321
00:13:56,462 --> 00:13:57,505
(SIGHS)
322
00:13:57,588 --> 00:14:00,341
I don't want to fight with you, okay?
I respect you. I do.
323
00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:03,344
Oh, really? Is that why you made me
touch my chachi with you?
324
00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:05,221
(CHUCKLES) Wait, what?
325
00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:08,682
When we were seven, you made me
sit in a room and touch my chachi.
326
00:14:08,766 --> 00:14:10,601
Wait, does "chachi" mean
what I think it means?
327
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,353
- Yes.
- 'Cause I never did that.
328
00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:13,521
You said you'd learned a cool new trick
329
00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:16,857
and we should both lie under the covers
and touch ourselves for...
330
00:14:16,941 --> 00:14:19,026
- I never said that! I never did that!
- Yes, you did!
331
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:20,694
- Oh, my God, I can't believe you.
- (CELLPHONE CHIMES)
332
00:14:20,778 --> 00:14:22,446
"Chachi"?
333
00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:25,616
Do not check your texts while we drive.
334
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,535
It's Mom. Grandma has a fever.
335
00:14:27,618 --> 00:14:31,205
Well, we're almost there so don't answer her.
You're gonna be a doctor
336
00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:34,250
and you don't know how fucked up it is
to check your texts while we drive?
337
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:38,087
Oh, my God, I'm just texting my mom
to tell her that we are almost there.
338
00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:41,215
- Let me answer it for you.
- No, I don't want you touching my phone!
339
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:42,424
Oh, you don't want me touching your phone
340
00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:43,592
with my fucking chachi hands?
341
00:14:43,676 --> 00:14:45,302
- Is that the fucking problem?
- Yes, that's exactly right.
342
00:14:45,386 --> 00:14:47,429
- Yes, that is exactly right.
- There is chachi all over my hands.
343
00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:49,014
Ew! Get off of me.
344
00:14:49,098 --> 00:14:50,266
- You're disgusting.
- HANNAH: You're insane.
345
00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:51,809
- (BOTH SCREAM)
- (CRASHES)
346
00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:04,697
- (WOMAN TALKING OVER PA)
- (ELEVATOR DINGS)
347
00:15:06,532 --> 00:15:07,825
(DISTANT SIREN WAILING)
348
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:12,913
- What did you do?
- How'd you get here so fast?
349
00:15:12,997 --> 00:15:15,416
I borrowed Desi's motorcycle.
What happened?
350
00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:21,547
Okay, don't only text me "car crash," okay?
351
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,216
- Scared the shit out of me.
- Okay, I'm sorry.
352
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:25,968
- (ELEVATOR DINGS)
- Mmm.
353
00:15:27,428 --> 00:15:30,264
- Careful of my head.
- I've got some mother hens following me.
354
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:31,765
LOREEN: Oh, my baby.
355
00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:34,059
- Oh!
- Shit.
356
00:15:37,313 --> 00:15:41,191
Oh, holy fucking shit.
What the fuck happened?
357
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,902
What the fuck did you do?
358
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:46,447
- What did I do? She was the one driving.
- (SIGHS)
359
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:47,948
- We're fine.
- Hmm. We're fine.
360
00:15:48,032 --> 00:15:49,658
(WHISPERS) But you are fucking crazy.
361
00:15:49,742 --> 00:15:52,286
- How's Grandma?
- Her fever has spiked.
362
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:55,039
She's resting, but it's not good.
363
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:58,751
Actually, I have something to bring up
now regarding Mom...
364
00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:01,962
- What?
- ...which is if she does slip into a coma,
365
00:16:02,046 --> 00:16:06,216
she has made it very clear to me
that she would like us to let her go naturally.
366
00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:08,260
You mean unplug her life support?
367
00:16:09,637 --> 00:16:12,765
Well, sweetheart, to give her
a different kind of life support.
368
00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:16,268
The support to help her
end her life peacefully.
369
00:16:16,352 --> 00:16:18,562
Are you fucking kidding me?
370
00:16:18,646 --> 00:16:19,980
No, I'm not kidding you.
371
00:16:20,064 --> 00:16:23,609
Is that why you didn't take
anything from the house?
372
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:26,403
Because you knew soon enough
Mom would be dead
373
00:16:26,487 --> 00:16:27,905
and it would all be yours?
374
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:30,449
Oh, my God, that is a filthy
375
00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,284
- and ludicrous thing to say.
- (LAUGHS) Oh, is it?
376
00:16:32,368 --> 00:16:33,952
- LOREEN: Margo, shut up, please.
- Oh, you shut up.
377
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:36,330
Loreen, you're not fucking Switzerland.
378
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,457
Tell us what you really think.
379
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,250
I think that you both resent me
380
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:42,795
because my life is in order
and my marriage is intact.
381
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:47,257
Oh! Oh! I am deeply in love with Joe
and we do not need a marriage license.
382
00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:49,343
LOREEN:
Joe has a plate in his head, and you can tell.
383
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:50,427
MARGO: No, you're right, Loreen.
384
00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:54,139
We are eating ourselves up inside
because you nabbed Tad Horvath.
385
00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:56,809
Tad Horvath, catch of the fucking century.
386
00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:58,977
Body like a little gymnast,
brain like a toy poodle.
387
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,896
Don't talk to me about my husband.
388
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:04,024
You think you'd be with Gary
if he wasn't pulling in six figures?
389
00:17:04,108 --> 00:17:06,402
Oh! Why did Mom say that
Sissy gets the fucking house?
390
00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:08,362
- What?
- Because you already have a house.
391
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,698
Oh, well, maybe you would, too,
if you would get a goddamn job.
392
00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:13,992
Our mother is upstairs naked and dying.
393
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:17,037
She is naked and dying!
394
00:17:17,121 --> 00:17:19,123
- Do you even know what that looks like?
- NURSE: Please!
395
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,709
- I don't want to kill Mommy!
- You have got to be quiet.
396
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:23,210
I'd love to be quiet.
Not an option with these two.
397
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:24,336
Shut up, Margo.
398
00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:26,755
- You shut up, Loreen!
- No, you shut up.
399
00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:28,090
- You both shut up! Just shut up!
- (ARGUING)
400
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,591
Guys, please...
401
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:31,593
- NURSE: You're leaving the floor now.
- Mom is...
402
00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:35,055
Don't you dare.
403
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:39,059
- (HUFFS)
- (SISSY CRYING)
404
00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:53,449
I am so sorry you had to see that.
405
00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:56,201
No, it's like enchilada night
at my parents' house.
406
00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:57,536
(LAUGHS)
407
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,166
Let me go fix this.
408
00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:07,212
Hi.
409
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:09,506
Hey.
410
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:14,011
Well... I have to pee.
411
00:18:23,854 --> 00:18:25,647
That's my boyfriend.
412
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:28,233
- He's nice.
- Thanks.
413
00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:48,462
Come on.
414
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:49,713
(MONITOR BEEPING)
415
00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:53,133
- Hey, Grandma, Grandma.
- Hmm.
416
00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:54,676
- I thought we should go.
- No, she wants to meet you.
417
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,095
She wants to meet you.
Grandma, Grandma, Grandma.
418
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,680
Grandma, Grandma, Grandma.
419
00:18:58,764 --> 00:19:01,266
- Hannah.
- Hi.
420
00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:02,935
This is my boyfriend, Adam.
421
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:06,855
I'm not really up to meeting anybody new.
422
00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:10,150
- Okay, nice to meet you!
- I'm not deaf.
423
00:19:10,234 --> 00:19:13,153
Oh, sorry. I'm a... A loud person.
424
00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:14,655
- Hannah?
- Mmm-hmm.
425
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:17,825
I really don't want to talk
to strangers right now.
426
00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:19,117
Okay, I just thought...
427
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,577
Well, Hannah and I are getting married.
428
00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:23,163
- Really?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
429
00:19:23,247 --> 00:19:25,374
- No, I'm...
- Next year.
430
00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:26,959
Well, that's nice.
431
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:28,502
Yeah, we're pretty happy about it.
432
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:32,506
- We're excited to finally lock it down.
- Mmm-hmm. Yep.
433
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:36,051
- Have you got a good job?
- Yes, I'm an actor.
434
00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:39,513
He's an actor, Grandma.
He's an actor on Broadway, so not just...
435
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:42,182
Well, here's what I have to say
about being married.
436
00:19:42,266 --> 00:19:43,267
Okay.
437
00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:49,857
Someday you will look at him,
hating him with every fiber of your being,
438
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:54,653
wishing that he would die
the most violent death possible.
439
00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:57,573
It will pass.
440
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:01,827
Oh. Loreen.
441
00:20:02,411 --> 00:20:04,955
Hannah's getting married.
442
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,124
But I won't be there.
443
00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:12,087
He finally did it.
444
00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:14,298
And we're happy.
445
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,341
HANNAH: Old maid no more.
446
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,720
Thank you both so much.
447
00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:21,972
- Oh, yeah, no sweat. She's cool as shit.
- Mmm-hmm.
448
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:24,266
She's a tough one.
449
00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:26,268
I'm just glad she's not in any pain.
450
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,729
(INHALES SHARPLY)
Well, I'm glad I got to meet her.
451
00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:30,898
I have to head back to the city.
I have rehearsal tomorrow.
452
00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:32,107
I have rehearsal tomorrow.
453
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:34,526
Oh, yeah, congratulations.
454
00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:36,737
Oh, thanks, yeah. Thanks. (CHUCKLES)
455
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:37,946
- Okay, bye.
- I love you.
456
00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:39,072
- Love you, too.
- (KISSES)
457
00:20:39,156 --> 00:20:41,408
- Bye.
- Oh, uh...
458
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,452
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
- Break a leg.
459
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:45,621
- All right.
- (CHUCKLES)
460
00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:47,664
- Text me when you get home, okay?
- Yep!
461
00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:51,585
He's a good dude.
462
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,504
I guess if Grandma lives,
we're gonna have to get married.
463
00:20:54,588 --> 00:20:56,131
(BOTH LAUGHING)
464
00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:01,094
Yeah, keep the job, not the guy, right?
465
00:21:01,178 --> 00:21:03,680
- Wait, what?
- You know.
466
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,850
You're so special.
467
00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:09,937
You deserve everything and more.
468
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:12,356
He's really nice, but...
469
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:16,360
You know, stay open to possibilities.
470
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:22,282
Mom, how dare you talk about something
you know literally nothing about?
471
00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:24,326
Uh, no, you're right.
I don't know him very well.
472
00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:26,578
- I see certain things.
- Uh-huh.
473
00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:29,748
He's odd, he's angry.
474
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:32,709
He's uncomfortable in his own skin.
475
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:35,712
He bounces around from thing to thing.
476
00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:40,133
- Again, you have no idea...
- Just... No, no, no. Let me talk.
477
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:45,138
I don't want you to spend your whole life
socializing him like he's a stray dog,
478
00:21:45,222 --> 00:21:47,349
making the world a friendlier place for him.
479
00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:50,602
It's not easy being married to an odd man.
480
00:21:50,686 --> 00:21:52,187
It isn't.
481
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,901
Well...
482
00:21:59,403 --> 00:22:00,988
I don't know what to say.
483
00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:04,074
He just did something very nice for you
and you're being very unkind.
484
00:22:05,117 --> 00:22:06,743
Sorry.
485
00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:07,995
(SIGHS)
486
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,457
(DON'T SAY PLAYING)
487
00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:31,601
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
488
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:50,370
(WOMEN LAUGHING)
489
00:22:50,454 --> 00:22:52,789
- NURSE: Your granddaughter, of course.
- (ALL LAUGHING)
490
00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:56,376
NURSE: You must be the granddaughter
we're talking about.
491
00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:58,712
- Doesn't Grandma seem like her old self?
- Mmm-hmm.
492
00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:00,338
She's doing much better.
493
00:23:00,464 --> 00:23:02,632
- My girl's doing fine today.
- (CHUCKLES)
494
00:23:02,716 --> 00:23:04,509
See, that's so cool. You're her girl.
495
00:23:04,593 --> 00:23:05,927
NURSE: She beat her pneumonia.
496
00:23:06,011 --> 00:23:08,680
The doctor was very pleased
about this this morning.
497
00:23:08,764 --> 00:23:11,099
Mom, I am... I don't know what to say.
498
00:23:11,183 --> 00:23:12,893
It's a miracle.
499
00:23:12,976 --> 00:23:16,730
I ate one cheese sandwich
and I'd like another.
500
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:19,649
- Yay!
- Stat, right?
501
00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:21,359
- (GRANDMA CHUCKLES)
- Cheese sandwich, stat.
502
00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:24,696
You know, we should have
an old-fashioned Easter next year.
503
00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:27,407
I don't love Easter.
I don't like what it stands for.
504
00:23:27,491 --> 00:23:30,952
But we have to be closer. It's not right.
505
00:23:31,036 --> 00:23:32,412
(SIGHS) We have to be.
506
00:23:32,496 --> 00:23:34,664
You know what, Sissy? You're right.
507
00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:36,666
- Yeah. I can travel.
- You are.
508
00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:38,877
I mean, I barely know your daughters,
for God's sake.
509
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,629
And Rebecca's a very good
influence on Hannah.
510
00:23:40,712 --> 00:23:42,923
As long as she doesn't drive.
511
00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:44,007
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
512
00:23:45,842 --> 00:23:49,096
Ah, Hannah, you don't look good.
513
00:23:50,931 --> 00:23:52,766
No, I'm fine.
514
00:23:52,849 --> 00:23:56,561
I mean, I'm just so glad you're okay
and that the doctors were wrong.
515
00:23:57,687 --> 00:23:59,815
People aren't always right.
516
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:01,066
(LAUGHS)
517
00:24:01,358 --> 00:24:04,569
No, people aren't always right.
518
00:24:05,529 --> 00:24:09,658
Your hands are so soft, Grandma.
I don't know what your secret is.
519
00:24:10,033 --> 00:24:11,326
Hand lotion.
520
00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:13,203
(BOTH LAUGHING)
521
00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:31,179
(CELLPHONE VIBRATES)
522
00:24:33,223 --> 00:24:36,059
- Hey, Rebecca.
- REBECCA: Hannah, Grandma's dead.
523
00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:39,271
What?
524
00:24:39,354 --> 00:24:42,315
She had a heart attack just now.
She's dead, Hannah.
525
00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:45,360
No, she's not.
She ate two cheese sandwiches.
526
00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:47,237
You have to come back up here.
527
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,948
I'm already off the train. I'm back in the city.
528
00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:52,993
Well, get back on the train.
Everyone's on their way.
529
00:24:53,076 --> 00:24:55,662
Hurry. Bye.
530
00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:56,788
(CELLPHONE CLICKS)
531
00:25:03,086 --> 00:25:05,463
(DON'T LET US GET SICK PLAYING)