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(99 LUFTBALLONS PLAYING)
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- (SPITS)
- (ALL LAUGHING)
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Here we go.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Baby, Adam, come out and play with me.
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No!
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- (GLASSES SHATTER)
- ALL: Whoa!
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- Whoa!
- (GIGGLES)
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KAREN: Oh, shit.
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- Oh.
- I did not see that coming.
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- Hannah.
- Ew. Ew.
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Get a cab, get a cab.
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- You okay? No, no, no, no.
- What's she doing?
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What are you doing?
Hannah, where do you live?
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KAREN: Where do you need to go, Hannah?
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Where does she live?
Okay, I'm gonna call Uber.
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My parents live in Michigan.
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- KEVIN: Great.
- Taxi!
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(KEYS JANGLING)
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- JOE: This is it.
- (KEY CLATTERS)
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Okay, you all right?
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Let me just close the door.
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- All right.
- I just have to use the bathroom.
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- Yeah, it's...
- And then we can have a conversation.
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Okay, well, it's right over there.
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- Get it all out.
- (SPITTING)
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- I'm sorry.
- No, this...
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I didn't even have that much stuff to drink.
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Yeah, but maybe your tolerance isn't as...
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This is not good.
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Yeah, all right.
Let's get you cleaned up, okay?
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- Let's get...
- I must smell so bad. I'm so embarrassed.
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- It's all right. You smell fine.
- (COUGHS)
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(SPITS)
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Okay, yeah, drink that up.
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Drink it. Drink it, drink it.
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(SPUTTERING)
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Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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- Joe!
- Sorry!
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Joe, I just wanted to thank you so much
for taking such good care of me.
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Of course.
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Of course, I would do it for anybody.
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So, are you in for a little more?
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Because it's an important investment
in our space's future.
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My appointment just got here.
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Okay, love you. Bye, Daddy.
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(BEEPS)
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- Marnie, welcome.
- Soo Jin.
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- Oh, my gosh.
- Yeah.
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Look at this space, seriously.
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This is amazing.
It's right next to Opening Ceremony.
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Opening Cemetery.
Their prices will be the death of me.
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Sorry we're in such disarray.
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- There just, like, aren't enough hours in a day.
- Are you kidding?
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I can't be a woman and a girlfriend
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and a gallerist and an electronic musician
and all these things at once.
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It's too much for one person.
I love your beanie.
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Listen, I get it.
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I didn't even know all of those things
could be in one person.
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- That's... Thank you.
- Yeah.
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Um, I just understand,
mainly because I'm trying to juggle...
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So, are you really interested in a job?
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Oh. We're just gonna do this right now.
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Yeah, okay. Um...
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I find the idea of being part
of the start of a gallery just so exciting.
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Finding an archiving system that works,
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establishing a Web presence.
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Totally, all of that.
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I've been saying all along
that what I really need
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is an assistant
who's more qualified than I am.
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Assistant?
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I mean, it's a really small staff.
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My best homo friend Jeremy
is already gallery director,
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so, yeah, I thought
you'd start off as an assistant...
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My assistant.
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- How old are you?
- Two-four, girl.
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But for the cred and intrigue of the gallery,
I'm gonna tell people I'm 22.
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So, are you with me?
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Adam!
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- Adam, I'm so sorry.
- Where the fuck were you?
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I'm so, so, so, so sorry.
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What happened?
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I got so drunk and had to fall asleep
at my friend from work's place.
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It was so irresponsible.
I haven't acted that way, like, ever.
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Well, did you have fun
with your work friends?
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I mean, I barfed. Were you worried about me?
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Like, I slept at Joe's house.
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He's a guy from my work who's,
you know, a guy, so...
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What do you think about this, up or down?
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I mean, not the bottom part, obviously.
It's rehearsal clothes.
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But this is the coat that
I'm actually gonna wear during the show.
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They said I could take it home
and break it in for a couple weeks,
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so I'm just gonna be doing stuff
I normally do around the house
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like, uh, organizing my newspapers
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and eating muffins
and going to the bathroom,
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I'm just gonna be doing it in a coat.
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So, you think up or down looks better?
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Down.
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Okay, that's what I thought, too.
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(WOMAN SINGING MOURNFULLY ON RADIO)
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I got so clean for you.
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Oh, that must feel nice.
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I was very sick last night.
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- Come here.
- It's a miracle I'm walking.
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Come here, silly.
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Come here, come here, come here.
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Ooh. You do smell clean.
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I told you, I'm very clean.
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Oh, yeah.
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Mmm. Ah!
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- I love you.
- I love you.
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(WHISPERS) I love you.
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(GROANS)
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- What?
- (INHALES SHARPLY)
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I don't want to get sticky before rehearsal.
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(LAUGHS) Are you serious?
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Yeah, I have to leave in a half an hour.
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Well, I wasn't planning anything
that fucking complicated.
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Aw... (LAUGHING)
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- I still love you.
- I still love you.
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It's not a big deal. Whatever.
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You still coming to rehearsal?
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Yeah, of course. Of course, of course.
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- I have to... I have to go get dry.
- (GRUNTS)
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All right.
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I'm obviously coming to rehearsal.
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Now I lost my spot.
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- MARNIE: No, it's good.
- (PLAYING GUITAR)
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- Got any lyrics?
- Um...
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Anything you've been working on?
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Yeah, I have this, um, journal
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where I just write little, like, ideas
and thoughts down.
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- Here, let me see that.
- Um... Oh.
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Fuck, you got some darkness in you.
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A lot of that is stuff I wrote on Ambien.
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Actually, you know what? This is really...
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No, no, this is actually really cool.
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This is actually really beautiful.
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This could really work perfectly, I think.
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(SINGING) There's nothing I can say now
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We've been through this before
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That's actually not bad.
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This is really beautiful.
You have a gift for this. You're, uh...
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You're a wordsmith.
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Now I'm sure that's wrong.
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No, it's not wrong.
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You just need to believe in yourself a little bit.
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All right, you know what?
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We're gonna do something.
I'm gonna play and you just sing.
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Sing whatever comes to you.
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- Just...
- Go.
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(PLAYS GUITAR)
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(SINGING TIMIDLY) Swimming pools
and can...
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No, sing, Marnie. Come on, sing.
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Okay.
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(PLAYING GUITAR)
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(SINGING) I see you on the mountains
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We're flying on a jet plane
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There's flowers in the attic
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Yes.
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But I haven't met Tom yet
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Who's Tom?
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I don't know, I'm just making things up.
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I've never said the word "jet plane" before.
(CHUCKLES)
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I'm terrible at this.
I can't even think of a real person I know.
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Stop that. Stop already.
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You know what? I'm gonna do it.
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You're gonna see
what bad actually sounds like.
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(MAKING SILLY WARM-UP SOUNDS)
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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(PLAYING GUITAR)
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(SINGING) I need you in my bed now
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Can't get you off of my mind
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I'm dying of this thirst, girl
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(VOICE CRACKING) This thirsty,
thirsty thirst, girl
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Wow. (CHUCKLES)
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What were you singing this song about?
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Uh, my girlfriend, um, Clementine.
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She's gotta travel a lot for work and...
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I really miss her.
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Yeah, I bet.
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It's the worst.
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JASPER: You do realize
Rupert Murdoch owns
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even newspapers he doesn't own.
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He's like the godfather of all,
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and none of the information we read
can even make a mild claim to objectivity.
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- I'd like to start my own newspaper.
- You would?
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One that told the truth once
in a while, you know?
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Yeah.
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- Just what was up around the neighborhood.
- Yeah, neighborhood.
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You know, who died,
who started a garden, you know?
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And there will be no photographs,
only drawings.
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Only drawings.
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- And it would be called The Daily Truth.
- Yeah!
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(LAUGHING)
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- Isn't that fantastic? (CHUCKLES)
- Oh, yeah!
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- Yeah.
- Shoshanna!
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(SHOUTING) Shoshanna!
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Hi, hi. We just wanted to say hi. (LAUGHS)
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- Hi.
- (CELLPHONE RINGING)
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Gotta see a man about a horse, okay.
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I'll wedge the door open so I can buzz myself.
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(GROANS)
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Fuck my cunt.
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(GROANS) Ah.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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- (SIGHING)
- (DOOR CLOSES)
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JESSA: Jesus, what a sad, sad man.
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(SNIFFLES) He has no one.
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His ex-wife remarried a barrister.
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His daughter lives right here in New York,
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- but he's too scared to even call her.
- (SIGHS)
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He used to be a very successful hotelier.
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Now all he has to show for it
is a box full of slippers.
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Don't tell him I have this, okay? (SNORTS)
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(JESSA SNORTING)
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There's your way. In you go.
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(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
Whoa. Easy there, mate.
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- She ain't doing you no harm.
- (DOOR OPENS)
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MAN: Who you calling mate?
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You wanna stand up for her, do ya?
Put up your hands.
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- Who are you?
- HANNAH: Me?
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Oh, I'm Adam's girlfriend.
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- Who?
- I'm Adam's girlfriend.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Why are you here?
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I'm here just to check out rehearsal.
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No, we can't have anybody
watching rehearsals. I'm sorry.
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Okay, well, Adam, uh, mentioned
that it would be good for me to stop by.
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Yeah, I mean, we talked about this
being a possibility, Hannah.
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You know, I'm at work and, you know...
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HANNAH: Oh, okay. Okay.
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All right.
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That romance, that mystery, that thrill...
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- That goes.
- I gotcha.
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And you know what you're left with?
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Trying to seduce him
when he just wants you to leave
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so they can jerk off
and take the bus to rehearsal.
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Ugh. The bus.
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There's nothing weird or exciting
about our sexual life anymore.
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He's treating me like
an ottoman with a vagina.
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That's a disgusting image.
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(MUFFLED MUTTERING)
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At the end of my relationship with Pal,
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I thought he had just
totally lost interest in my body.
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- Are you serious?
- I was just, like, part of his routine.
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And that made you feel fucking terrible, right?
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00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:00,179
Yeah, and also confused
249
00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:02,765
because I'm so much more
traditionally attractive than he is.
250
00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:05,893
The thing about Adam is, like,
he's one of the best people I've ever known.
251
00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:07,686
Is he?
252
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:08,896
Yeah.
253
00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:11,232
Okay. I don't really know him that well.
254
00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:13,234
He's hard to get to know,
but once you do get to know him,
255
00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:14,777
you can't imagine your life without him,
256
00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:18,239
and so I just know
I need to do something that's gonna
257
00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:23,244
make him remember why we love each other.
258
00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:25,788
You should fight for it,
if this is what you want.
259
00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:27,623
I'm just so sick of talking.
260
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,834
Well, then, go do something.
261
00:12:31,085 --> 00:12:32,294
(CELLPHONE CHIMING)
262
00:12:33,212 --> 00:12:34,338
Hey.
263
00:12:34,422 --> 00:12:35,548
ADAM: Yo, on a quick break.
264
00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:38,092
I was wondering if you wanted me
to pick up dinner.
265
00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:40,553
You know what?
I actually already made a plan for us.
266
00:12:40,636 --> 00:12:43,806
Why don't you just meet me
at the Globe at 9:00?
267
00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:45,516
What kind of food do they serve?
268
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:48,602
Um, it's not really a food plan,
so eat first, okay?
269
00:12:48,686 --> 00:12:51,856
- Okay. I gotta go.
- Okay, I love you, bye.
270
00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:53,190
(LINE BEEPING)
271
00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:59,321
MARNIE: Yo, it's Marnie. Leave me a message.
272
00:12:59,405 --> 00:13:00,990
- (BEEPS)
- Hey, Marn, it's me. Weird question...
273
00:13:01,073 --> 00:13:02,533
Can I borrow your apartment for something?
274
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,785
Please call me back, um, immediately.
275
00:13:04,869 --> 00:13:06,287
Thank you.
276
00:13:06,537 --> 00:13:08,372
(PIANO PLAYING)
277
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,166
Why are we here?
278
00:13:10,249 --> 00:13:11,709
Shoshanna's gonna buy us a steak.
279
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:14,628
- Oh, I'm gonna feed it to you like a baby bird.
- (JESSA IMITATES BIRD PEEPING)
280
00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:17,089
You said the meat would be waiting.
281
00:13:17,173 --> 00:13:18,966
Yeah, you said that.
282
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:20,759
Okay, so this isn't actually about food.
283
00:13:21,010 --> 00:13:23,679
There can be food, but it's not about food.
284
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:25,139
Daddy?
285
00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:26,640
Dottie?
286
00:13:26,724 --> 00:13:28,476
Surprise!
287
00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:30,227
Hello.
288
00:13:30,311 --> 00:13:33,481
- Hi, I'm Dot.
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
289
00:13:33,564 --> 00:13:35,316
You know this is not a good idea.
290
00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:37,318
- How did you find me?
- (STUTTERS) I found her.
291
00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:39,487
I told her to come. You need help.
292
00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:40,905
- (SNEEZES)
- SHOSHANNA: Bless you.
293
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,531
I can't afford to get ill right now.
294
00:13:42,615 --> 00:13:44,825
We have travel plans. We're leaving.
295
00:13:44,909 --> 00:13:46,494
No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no.
296
00:13:46,577 --> 00:13:49,038
I'm not contagious.
My allergies are just acting up.
297
00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:52,082
So is her psoriasis. Look, it's stress-related.
298
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:54,251
I'm looking at you, Dad,
and I've seen this before.
299
00:13:54,335 --> 00:13:56,670
Your eyes look like tiny mouse holes.
300
00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,341
How old is she, Dad?
301
00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:02,551
I'd love to know she has at least
six months on me.
302
00:14:02,635 --> 00:14:05,179
Please don't talk about me
like I'm not even fucking here.
303
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:08,140
- Please, please, please.
- I am 47 years old.
304
00:14:08,224 --> 00:14:10,100
I deserve a little more respect.
305
00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,645
She's hilarious as well.
306
00:14:12,728 --> 00:14:15,314
See? See what this does? What I do to you?
307
00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:18,484
This is what I do to you,
which is why you can't be around me.
308
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:22,321
- You have to go.
- That is the worst excuse in the world.
309
00:14:22,530 --> 00:14:24,990
I should know, you've been using it
on and off since I was six.
310
00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:29,119
This is not happening to me.
This is not happening to me.
311
00:14:29,245 --> 00:14:31,622
(BABY IT'S YOU PLAYING)
312
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:18,002
Hot night.
313
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,839
Summer in the city.
314
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,384
May I join you?
315
00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:27,720
The fuck?
316
00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:30,806
May I join you?
317
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:33,934
Sure.
318
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:38,606
I'm sorry, I feel a bit unlike myself.
319
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:41,650
My husband, Marfaniel, was stuck at work.
320
00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:44,028
He's always stuck at work,
it seems, these days,
321
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:47,114
and here I am with the vodka
I ordered for him.
322
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:48,365
Would you like it?
323
00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:50,534
No.
324
00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:54,955
Thank you. I don't drink.
325
00:15:55,039 --> 00:15:58,500
(WHISPERS) Adam, it's water.
I don't want to have to explain every part of it.
326
00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:01,962
Would you like Jardaniel's drink?
327
00:16:05,341 --> 00:16:06,717
Oh, yes.
328
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:10,971
Is there a straw?
329
00:16:11,055 --> 00:16:14,183
May I be so bold as to ask
what sorts of women interest you?
330
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,685
Married sluts like you.
331
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,856
Are you on crack?
332
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:22,691
I'm a married older woman!
333
00:16:22,775 --> 00:16:24,735
I have a child your age!
334
00:16:25,778 --> 00:16:26,820
Fuck!
335
00:16:29,323 --> 00:16:31,033
Fuck!
336
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:33,702
No one talks to me like that but my husband.
337
00:16:33,786 --> 00:16:35,829
Why are you in a bar acting like a little slut?
338
00:16:35,913 --> 00:16:37,289
Slut? Get real.
339
00:16:37,373 --> 00:16:39,375
Shut the fuck up.
We're going back to my place.
340
00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:42,086
Don't touch me. Let me go.
341
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,755
(SCREAMING) Let me go!
342
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,465
Excuse me, miss. Are you okay?
343
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:47,716
What's going on? Are you all right?
344
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,760
- No.
- No, no, no, this is my... (LAUGHS)
345
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:50,886
This is my girlfriend.
346
00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:54,014
(IN NEW JERSEY ACCENT) I have never seen
this guy in my entire life.
347
00:16:54,098 --> 00:16:55,182
We're fucking around
and this is my girlfriend.
348
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:56,308
We're just fucking around.
349
00:16:56,392 --> 00:16:58,394
He's been following me down the street
and he grabs my tits.
350
00:16:58,477 --> 00:16:59,895
- I don't know him. I'm freaking out.
- (LAUGHS)
351
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:01,105
I'm gonna call the cops, seriously,
352
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,231
if you don't leave the lady alone.
353
00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:03,857
- Do, he's been harassing me.
- Sir, with all due respect,
354
00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:04,942
just fuck off, please?
355
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,068
I can't be the first woman he's done this to.
356
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,152
- ADAM: Fuck!
- Oh, shit.
357
00:17:07,236 --> 00:17:08,737
- Please don't punch my boyfriend.
- (GROANS)
358
00:17:08,821 --> 00:17:10,114
What the fuck you talking about?
359
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,865
Break up with her. She's a fucking psycho.
360
00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:13,242
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
361
00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:14,493
- Fuck!
- Are you okay?
362
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:15,994
Did it hurt?
363
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,122
Did it hurt your big old head?
364
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:19,331
(LAUGHS)
365
00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:21,542
I'm so sorry.
366
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,336
- Listen, Dot... Dottie.
- No... Shh!
367
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:27,715
I know you think your father has a disease.
368
00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:29,216
I don't have a disease.
369
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:31,051
- Like cancer.
- I don't have cancer.
370
00:17:31,135 --> 00:17:34,388
And that he needs all the help
and all the support and love he can get
371
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:36,056
so he can become himself again.
372
00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:37,349
I am myself.
373
00:17:37,433 --> 00:17:39,268
- Exactly, exactly.
- Yeah.
374
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:40,728
Oh, Dottie, don't itch.
375
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:43,605
I heard that it makes it worse.
I read that on the Internet.
376
00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:46,191
- Is it contagious?
- It's not contagious.
377
00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:49,528
For Pete's fucking sake, Dad.
Why didn't you tell me you were in the city?
378
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:51,488
Because he's a bum.
379
00:17:51,572 --> 00:17:52,948
He told you that himself.
380
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:57,119
Right now he is, but you can't imagine
how beautiful he can be.
381
00:17:57,202 --> 00:17:59,079
He'd never show you.
382
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,331
He trains hounds.
383
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:02,875
No, he doesn't.
384
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:03,959
- He fishes.
- You train...
385
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,545
- Yes, I do.
- He hunts, he sings...
386
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:09,673
- Like, dogs?
- He wakes up early to get papers and muffins.
387
00:18:09,757 --> 00:18:13,510
He watches foreign films with me
and does all the voices.
388
00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:16,805
He explains the universe
so that black holes sound cool, not scary.
389
00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:18,849
- You don't want to see me.
- SHOSHANNA: No, she does.
390
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,559
She really, really does.
391
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:23,437
She misses you so, so much.
She told me so herself.
392
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,105
What the fuck is wrong with you, Shoshanna?
393
00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:26,273
Don't shout, don't shout.
394
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,358
Nothing's fucking wrong with me.
What's wrong with you?
395
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:32,279
Seriously, Dottie graduated
cum laude from Barnard.
396
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:34,072
She works at a travel book company.
397
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:36,283
She does magical singing on the side.
398
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:37,910
She's dating an Egyptian, so she's, like,
399
00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:39,620
super knowledgeable
about what's going on there.
400
00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:42,247
She is an incredibly inspiring person.
401
00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:47,795
An Egyptian?
402
00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:49,963
This is hopeless, as usual.
403
00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:51,632
Thank you for your fucking time.
404
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:54,927
I'm off to blow my nose incessantly
somewhere more private.
405
00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:56,845
No, please, please.
406
00:18:56,929 --> 00:18:58,680
Pretend you never saw me like this.
407
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:01,099
Please.
408
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:03,602
Do you have any idea what it's like
409
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:06,980
not having a clue where you are
for the last two months?
410
00:19:07,064 --> 00:19:08,524
Haven't you gone through this enough?
411
00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:10,150
I mean, haven't you had enough of this?
412
00:19:10,234 --> 00:19:13,987
Aren't you just sick and tired of all this
that you've had to put up with?
413
00:19:14,071 --> 00:19:15,405
No.
414
00:19:15,823 --> 00:19:18,075
- Well, I gave up on my father months ago.
- Shh!
415
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:21,078
Well, he was an absolute fucking asshole.
416
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,372
- Please.
- No.
417
00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:25,541
You're my father.
418
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,837
Please let me help you.
419
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,296
How?
420
00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:32,673
Get rid of her.
421
00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:34,216
No, we can't get rid of her.
422
00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:36,218
- She'll be fine.
- I can't get rid of Jessa.
423
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:37,636
- Yes, you can.
- No, I can't.
424
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:39,179
- Yes, you can.
- No, I love her.
425
00:19:39,263 --> 00:19:42,015
- Shoshanna's gonna look after Jessa.
- Are you?
426
00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:44,142
I don't mind drug addicts.
427
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:47,479
I have all sorts of friends, but she just...
428
00:19:47,563 --> 00:19:49,731
Daddy, she doesn't seem like a very nice girl.
429
00:19:49,815 --> 00:19:52,067
Oh, no, she's a very nice girl.
430
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:56,613
Well... Well, I hope she can find
the help she needs.
431
00:19:57,865 --> 00:19:59,074
Fuck.
432
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:09,376
This is quite a shithole
for a hedge fund manager's wife.
433
00:20:10,294 --> 00:20:12,337
Well, it's just where my husband puts me up.
434
00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:14,256
It's his pied-à-terre.
435
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,342
Whose apartment is this?
436
00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:19,094
I told you, it's my husband's pied...
437
00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:21,638
No, Hannah, this is Marnie's, right?
438
00:20:21,722 --> 00:20:22,806
Smells like Marnie's.
439
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:25,976
Smells like cookies and air freshener.
440
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,436
Who's Marnie?
441
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:30,522
You think I want to hear about
your former flames at a time like this
442
00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:33,650
when you've dragged me here
against my goddamn will?
443
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:37,321
I told you, this is where my husband puts me.
444
00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:40,240
He worries about me, a lot.
445
00:20:40,324 --> 00:20:43,076
So he left some stuff for me
so I wouldn't get into trouble.
446
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,913
Strawberries, champagne,
447
00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:50,000
a dildo, which I already destroyed
through overuse.
448
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,921
He was scared I'd get bored
and go out lookin' for trouble.
449
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:57,049
And I did get bored. And I did get into trouble.
450
00:20:57,132 --> 00:21:00,218
And now I find myself in quite a pickle.
451
00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:02,346
Do you have a knife?
452
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:04,681
You mean a knife like this?
453
00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:05,933
(GASPS)
454
00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:09,019
You know what I mean.
455
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,438
Now cut to the chase.
What are you gonna do to me?
456
00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:14,775
- Show me what's under your clothes.
- No.
457
00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:16,276
Not now,
458
00:21:17,194 --> 00:21:18,570
not ever.
459
00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:26,703
Don't force me to do this.
It's just my underpants.
460
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,708
Jesus fucking Christ.
You look like a Christmas tree.
461
00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:36,588
- Skirt, too.
- It's humiliating...
462
00:21:36,672 --> 00:21:39,508
To show off my house underwear like this.
463
00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:42,678
You're so demanding.
464
00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:48,725
Crawl on the bed.
465
00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:56,108
(GLASSES CLINKING)
466
00:21:57,567 --> 00:22:00,404
Do you want me to eat all the foods?
467
00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:04,032
Put a berry in your mouth.
468
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,787
Swallow it whole. You can't just have part.
469
00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:09,913
(PLATES CLINKING)
470
00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:11,957
I'm afraid to eat the green part.
471
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:15,252
Swallow it whole. You can't just have part.
472
00:22:19,923 --> 00:22:21,341
Very hard to do.
473
00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:24,636
No.
474
00:22:25,554 --> 00:22:28,598
That's the thing I swore would never happen.
475
00:22:31,601 --> 00:22:34,855
From now on, the rule is
476
00:22:34,938 --> 00:22:36,940
you can't just have part.
477
00:22:37,941 --> 00:22:41,903
You have to take the whole thing or nothing.
478
00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:47,075
(DISTANT SIREN WAILING)
479
00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:50,579
(MAN COUGHING)
480
00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:13,810
I sure as hell hope you're happy.
481
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,482
You look like a junkie.
482
00:23:21,943 --> 00:23:23,737
I am a junkie.
483
00:23:29,326 --> 00:23:31,578
- (KEYS JANGLING)
- (DOOR UNLOCKS)
484
00:23:37,501 --> 00:23:43,048
I usually fuck football players,
but now I'm fucking the school weirdo.
485
00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:44,132
- The school weirdo?
- Ah!
486
00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:46,009
And I'm a cheerleader
487
00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:49,262
and you thought so much
about fucking me before.
488
00:23:49,346 --> 00:23:51,098
I thought you were
a hedge fund manager's wife.
489
00:23:51,181 --> 00:23:53,558
No, no, I'm Kim,
490
00:23:53,642 --> 00:23:55,602
and I usually fuck football players,
491
00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:59,189
but it turns out the school weirdo
has an even bigger dick
492
00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:02,275
than a football player, you fucking weirdo.
493
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:04,194
I'm not the fucking school weirdo.
494
00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:06,780
- What?
- (PANTING)
495
00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:08,615
You can't change roles
in the middle of everything.
496
00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:11,743
It doesn't make any fucking narrative sense.
497
00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:14,788
Okay, so now that you're in a play,
498
00:24:14,871 --> 00:24:17,374
you're, like, the expert
on what makes narrative sense?
499
00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:19,960
- Hannah, what the fuck?
- I'm a writer, too, you know.
500
00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:21,878
What?
501
00:24:21,962 --> 00:24:25,465
I was trying to do something you'd like,
like have sex the way that we used to.
502
00:24:25,549 --> 00:24:27,092
Why are you getting so mad at me?
503
00:24:27,175 --> 00:24:30,345
What do you mean, "The way we used to"?
You don't like the way we do it now?
504
00:24:30,428 --> 00:24:31,972
I mean, do you?
505
00:24:32,055 --> 00:24:35,308
You used to have all these ideas about me
being, like, a little street slut
506
00:24:35,392 --> 00:24:36,977
or, like, an orphan with a disease,
507
00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:41,314
or you said I was, like,
a woman with a baby's body or something.
508
00:24:41,398 --> 00:24:44,025
I was just trying to do it
the way that we used to,
509
00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:45,777
the way that sex always was for us.
510
00:24:45,861 --> 00:24:48,029
It wasn't all creepy
and thought through like this.
511
00:24:48,113 --> 00:24:49,990
It was just coming to us in the moment.
512
00:24:50,073 --> 00:24:52,492
I don't have ideas like that.
513
00:24:52,576 --> 00:24:54,286
I was just doing your ideas.
514
00:24:54,369 --> 00:24:56,580
I was just doing sex the way you wanted to.
515
00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:58,665
Jesus, Hannah, fuck.
516
00:24:58,748 --> 00:25:01,543
The second I come,
I have no fucking idea what I said.
517
00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:02,836
I'm not planning anything.
518
00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:04,379
But you were outside yourself.
519
00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:07,174
You were outside your body
watching everything.
520
00:25:07,257 --> 00:25:08,383
So?
521
00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:09,926
What does it matter?
522
00:25:10,302 --> 00:25:13,722
If you're getting what you want,
what do you care if I'm, like, in my body?
523
00:25:13,805 --> 00:25:16,558
- You can't be, like, the body police.
- (ADAM HUFFS)
524
00:25:17,142 --> 00:25:19,519
You have an old idea of who I am.
525
00:25:19,603 --> 00:25:21,229
Sex was the thing that kept me from drinking.
526
00:25:21,313 --> 00:25:23,773
That's why I fucked women
I met in bars or whatever.
527
00:25:23,857 --> 00:25:25,066
Was it like that with all of them?
528
00:25:25,150 --> 00:25:27,652
Like, the games and the ideas
and the being different?
529
00:25:27,736 --> 00:25:29,029
Fuck, yeah. Yes, it was.
530
00:25:29,112 --> 00:25:30,572
And it was with us for a while, too.
531
00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:32,324
But then we fell in love,
532
00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:35,035
and then I just wanted to have sex
with just you as us.
533
00:25:35,118 --> 00:25:38,163
Just fuck and be sweet or whatever.
534
00:25:40,957 --> 00:25:44,211
If the sex we were having wasn't working
for you, I'm fucking sorry.
535
00:25:44,294 --> 00:25:46,046
I didn't realize
I was disappointing you so badly.
536
00:25:46,129 --> 00:25:47,214
That's not what I mean.
537
00:25:47,297 --> 00:25:48,715
- Was it not?
- No.
538
00:25:48,798 --> 00:25:51,051
You think I'm some angry fucking sociopath
539
00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:54,095
who wants to meet older women in bars
and intimidate them into fucking me?
540
00:25:54,179 --> 00:25:57,432
Because I can do that, but I have
a job to do now, and I'm trying to focus,
541
00:25:57,515 --> 00:26:00,810
and I'm not here to fill up your life
with fucking stories for your fucking Twitter.
542
00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:03,063
I get it. I have a job, too.
543
00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:06,441
It's not the same thing.
544
00:26:07,525 --> 00:26:10,320
Really? That's crazy.
545
00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:16,159
(GRUMBLES) I can't do this. I have to focus.
546
00:26:16,243 --> 00:26:18,536
Ray said I could stay with him for a while.
547
00:26:19,913 --> 00:26:22,249
Wait, what?
548
00:26:22,999 --> 00:26:24,751
You're gonna go stay with Ray for a while?
549
00:26:24,834 --> 00:26:26,127
Just through the rehearsal process
550
00:26:26,211 --> 00:26:29,589
so I can just think about the play
and not have to deal with all this drama.
551
00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:32,467
What drama? This is just me.
552
00:26:32,550 --> 00:26:34,010
Exactly.
553
00:26:36,137 --> 00:26:38,932
I don't get it.
You didn't even care about the play.
554
00:26:39,015 --> 00:26:41,601
Well, but here's the thing.
555
00:26:41,685 --> 00:26:43,561
I did. I always did. I do.
556
00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:48,066
It feels amazing to finally care
about something.
557
00:26:48,149 --> 00:26:50,110
It feels amazing and scary,
and I'll always regret it
558
00:26:50,193 --> 00:26:53,488
if I don't give myself a chance
to just do it all the way.
559
00:26:53,571 --> 00:26:55,323
(QUIETLY) You sound like you're in,
like, Field of Dreams.
560
00:26:55,407 --> 00:26:57,867
What? It's not a joke to me.
561
00:27:00,704 --> 00:27:02,497
I didn't say it was.
562
00:27:06,001 --> 00:27:08,003
I'm sorry, I have to go.
563
00:27:09,546 --> 00:27:10,839
(SIGHS)
564
00:27:14,217 --> 00:27:16,011
Hannah, fuck.
565
00:27:26,646 --> 00:27:28,690
(FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)