1 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:10,136 (99 LUFTBALLONS PLAYING) 2 00:00:10,220 --> 00:00:11,930 - (SPITS) - (ALL LAUGHING) 3 00:00:12,263 --> 00:00:13,598 Here we go. 4 00:00:16,017 --> 00:00:17,268 (ALL CHEERING) 5 00:00:25,402 --> 00:00:28,279 Baby, Adam, come out and play with me. 6 00:00:30,949 --> 00:00:31,908 No! 7 00:00:31,991 --> 00:00:33,034 - (GLASSES SHATTER) - ALL: Whoa! 8 00:00:34,703 --> 00:00:35,704 - Whoa! - (GIGGLES) 9 00:00:37,956 --> 00:00:39,040 KAREN: Oh, shit. 10 00:00:39,124 --> 00:00:41,126 - Oh. - I did not see that coming. 11 00:00:41,209 --> 00:00:43,044 - Hannah. - Ew. Ew. 12 00:00:43,128 --> 00:00:44,546 Get a cab, get a cab. 13 00:00:44,629 --> 00:00:46,089 - You okay? No, no, no, no. - What's she doing? 14 00:00:46,172 --> 00:00:47,507 What are you doing? Hannah, where do you live? 15 00:00:47,590 --> 00:00:49,050 KAREN: Where do you need to go, Hannah? 16 00:00:49,134 --> 00:00:50,427 Where does she live? Okay, I'm gonna call Uber. 17 00:00:50,510 --> 00:00:52,178 My parents live in Michigan. 18 00:00:52,262 --> 00:00:53,471 - KEVIN: Great. - Taxi! 19 00:00:53,763 --> 00:00:54,889 (KEYS JANGLING) 20 00:00:55,348 --> 00:00:57,392 - JOE: This is it. - (KEY CLATTERS) 21 00:00:57,475 --> 00:00:59,310 Okay, you all right? 22 00:00:59,394 --> 00:01:01,479 Let me just close the door. 23 00:01:02,772 --> 00:01:04,399 - All right. - I just have to use the bathroom. 24 00:01:04,482 --> 00:01:06,526 - Yeah, it's... - And then we can have a conversation. 25 00:01:06,609 --> 00:01:09,738 Okay, well, it's right over there. 26 00:01:09,821 --> 00:01:12,073 - Get it all out. - (SPITTING) 27 00:01:12,157 --> 00:01:14,075 - I'm sorry. - No, this... 28 00:01:14,159 --> 00:01:16,244 I didn't even have that much stuff to drink. 29 00:01:16,327 --> 00:01:19,122 Yeah, but maybe your tolerance isn't as... 30 00:01:19,205 --> 00:01:20,331 This is not good. 31 00:01:20,415 --> 00:01:22,751 Yeah, all right. Let's get you cleaned up, okay? 32 00:01:22,834 --> 00:01:25,545 - Let's get... - I must smell so bad. I'm so embarrassed. 33 00:01:25,628 --> 00:01:28,673 - It's all right. You smell fine. - (COUGHS) 34 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:29,841 (SPITS) 35 00:01:30,759 --> 00:01:32,594 Okay, yeah, drink that up. 36 00:01:32,677 --> 00:01:34,512 Drink it. Drink it, drink it. 37 00:01:35,054 --> 00:01:36,097 (SPUTTERING) 38 00:01:36,181 --> 00:01:38,224 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 39 00:01:38,308 --> 00:01:39,768 - Joe! - Sorry! 40 00:01:39,851 --> 00:01:44,147 Joe, I just wanted to thank you so much for taking such good care of me. 41 00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:46,024 Of course. 42 00:01:46,107 --> 00:01:48,485 Of course, I would do it for anybody. 43 00:02:10,632 --> 00:02:12,759 So, are you in for a little more? 44 00:02:13,134 --> 00:02:17,388 Because it's an important investment in our space's future. 45 00:02:18,723 --> 00:02:20,517 My appointment just got here. 46 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:23,102 Okay, love you. Bye, Daddy. 47 00:02:23,353 --> 00:02:24,521 (BEEPS) 48 00:02:24,979 --> 00:02:27,232 - Marnie, welcome. - Soo Jin. 49 00:02:28,399 --> 00:02:29,943 - Oh, my gosh. - Yeah. 50 00:02:30,026 --> 00:02:31,820 Look at this space, seriously. 51 00:02:31,903 --> 00:02:34,197 This is amazing. It's right next to Opening Ceremony. 52 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:37,200 Opening Cemetery. Their prices will be the death of me. 53 00:02:37,408 --> 00:02:39,327 Sorry we're in such disarray. 54 00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:41,996 - There just, like, aren't enough hours in a day. - Are you kidding? 55 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:43,998 I can't be a woman and a girlfriend 56 00:02:44,082 --> 00:02:47,001 and a gallerist and an electronic musician and all these things at once. 57 00:02:47,085 --> 00:02:49,379 It's too much for one person. I love your beanie. 58 00:02:49,462 --> 00:02:50,630 Listen, I get it. 59 00:02:50,713 --> 00:02:53,424 I didn't even know all of those things could be in one person. 60 00:02:53,508 --> 00:02:55,927 - That's... Thank you. - Yeah. 61 00:02:56,427 --> 00:02:59,264 Um, I just understand, mainly because I'm trying to juggle... 62 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:01,850 So, are you really interested in a job? 63 00:03:02,267 --> 00:03:04,352 Oh. We're just gonna do this right now. 64 00:03:04,435 --> 00:03:06,604 Yeah, okay. Um... 65 00:03:06,688 --> 00:03:12,151 I find the idea of being part of the start of a gallery just so exciting. 66 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:14,696 Finding an archiving system that works, 67 00:03:14,779 --> 00:03:16,322 establishing a Web presence. 68 00:03:16,406 --> 00:03:17,824 Totally, all of that. 69 00:03:17,907 --> 00:03:20,201 I've been saying all along that what I really need 70 00:03:20,285 --> 00:03:22,662 is an assistant who's more qualified than I am. 71 00:03:23,121 --> 00:03:24,372 Assistant? 72 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:26,040 I mean, it's a really small staff. 73 00:03:26,124 --> 00:03:28,918 My best homo friend Jeremy is already gallery director, 74 00:03:29,002 --> 00:03:32,255 so, yeah, I thought you'd start off as an assistant... 75 00:03:33,006 --> 00:03:34,757 My assistant. 76 00:03:34,841 --> 00:03:37,969 - How old are you? - Two-four, girl. 77 00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:42,015 But for the cred and intrigue of the gallery, I'm gonna tell people I'm 22. 78 00:03:42,098 --> 00:03:44,100 So, are you with me? 79 00:03:48,104 --> 00:03:49,188 Adam! 80 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,650 - Adam, I'm so sorry. - Where the fuck were you? 81 00:03:52,734 --> 00:03:54,736 I'm so, so, so, so sorry. 82 00:03:54,819 --> 00:03:56,404 What happened? 83 00:03:56,487 --> 00:04:00,241 I got so drunk and had to fall asleep at my friend from work's place. 84 00:04:00,325 --> 00:04:03,745 It was so irresponsible. I haven't acted that way, like, ever. 85 00:04:03,828 --> 00:04:06,122 Well, did you have fun with your work friends? 86 00:04:07,415 --> 00:04:09,292 I mean, I barfed. Were you worried about me? 87 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:10,752 Like, I slept at Joe's house. 88 00:04:10,835 --> 00:04:15,840 He's a guy from my work who's, you know, a guy, so... 89 00:04:16,049 --> 00:04:17,592 What do you think about this, up or down? 90 00:04:17,675 --> 00:04:19,802 I mean, not the bottom part, obviously. It's rehearsal clothes. 91 00:04:19,886 --> 00:04:22,180 But this is the coat that I'm actually gonna wear during the show. 92 00:04:22,263 --> 00:04:24,724 They said I could take it home and break it in for a couple weeks, 93 00:04:24,974 --> 00:04:27,602 so I'm just gonna be doing stuff I normally do around the house 94 00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:29,938 like, uh, organizing my newspapers 95 00:04:30,021 --> 00:04:32,273 and eating muffins and going to the bathroom, 96 00:04:32,357 --> 00:04:33,733 I'm just gonna be doing it in a coat. 97 00:04:33,816 --> 00:04:36,110 So, you think up or down looks better? 98 00:04:36,194 --> 00:04:37,445 Down. 99 00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:39,530 Okay, that's what I thought, too. 100 00:04:41,574 --> 00:04:43,785 (WOMAN SINGING MOURNFULLY ON RADIO) 101 00:04:47,163 --> 00:04:49,457 I got so clean for you. 102 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:51,125 Oh, that must feel nice. 103 00:04:51,209 --> 00:04:53,795 I was very sick last night. 104 00:04:53,878 --> 00:04:56,881 - Come here. - It's a miracle I'm walking. 105 00:04:56,965 --> 00:04:58,591 Come here, silly. 106 00:04:59,926 --> 00:05:02,261 Come here, come here, come here. 107 00:05:04,180 --> 00:05:06,265 Ooh. You do smell clean. 108 00:05:07,058 --> 00:05:08,226 I told you, I'm very clean. 109 00:05:08,309 --> 00:05:09,602 Oh, yeah. 110 00:05:10,561 --> 00:05:11,771 Mmm. Ah! 111 00:05:16,985 --> 00:05:18,987 - I love you. - I love you. 112 00:05:19,946 --> 00:05:21,572 (WHISPERS) I love you. 113 00:05:27,412 --> 00:05:28,913 (GROANS) 114 00:05:29,914 --> 00:05:31,374 - What? - (INHALES SHARPLY) 115 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:34,919 I don't want to get sticky before rehearsal. 116 00:05:35,378 --> 00:05:37,005 (LAUGHS) Are you serious? 117 00:05:37,672 --> 00:05:40,091 Yeah, I have to leave in a half an hour. 118 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:44,012 Well, I wasn't planning anything that fucking complicated. 119 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:46,597 Aw... (LAUGHING) 120 00:05:47,473 --> 00:05:49,684 - I still love you. - I still love you. 121 00:05:49,767 --> 00:05:51,561 It's not a big deal. Whatever. 122 00:05:51,644 --> 00:05:52,979 You still coming to rehearsal? 123 00:05:53,062 --> 00:05:54,397 Yeah, of course. Of course, of course. 124 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,149 - I have to... I have to go get dry. - (GRUNTS) 125 00:05:56,232 --> 00:05:57,358 All right. 126 00:05:57,442 --> 00:05:59,861 I'm obviously coming to rehearsal. 127 00:06:07,243 --> 00:06:09,078 Now I lost my spot. 128 00:06:11,622 --> 00:06:14,625 - MARNIE: No, it's good. - (PLAYING GUITAR) 129 00:06:17,837 --> 00:06:19,881 - Got any lyrics? - Um... 130 00:06:19,964 --> 00:06:21,674 Anything you've been working on? 131 00:06:22,425 --> 00:06:24,427 Yeah, I have this, um, journal 132 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:27,889 where I just write little, like, ideas and thoughts down. 133 00:06:27,972 --> 00:06:29,974 - Here, let me see that. - Um... Oh. 134 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:38,107 Fuck, you got some darkness in you. 135 00:06:38,191 --> 00:06:40,026 A lot of that is stuff I wrote on Ambien. 136 00:06:40,109 --> 00:06:41,235 Actually, you know what? This is really... 137 00:06:41,319 --> 00:06:44,489 No, no, this is actually really cool. 138 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:46,074 This is actually really beautiful. 139 00:06:46,157 --> 00:06:48,159 This could really work perfectly, I think. 140 00:06:51,662 --> 00:06:54,874 (SINGING) There's nothing I can say now 141 00:06:59,337 --> 00:07:01,923 We've been through this before 142 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:04,592 That's actually not bad. 143 00:07:04,675 --> 00:07:07,970 This is really beautiful. You have a gift for this. You're, uh... 144 00:07:08,054 --> 00:07:09,430 You're a wordsmith. 145 00:07:09,514 --> 00:07:11,682 Now I'm sure that's wrong. 146 00:07:12,183 --> 00:07:13,351 No, it's not wrong. 147 00:07:13,434 --> 00:07:15,978 You just need to believe in yourself a little bit. 148 00:07:16,938 --> 00:07:18,523 All right, you know what? 149 00:07:19,524 --> 00:07:23,277 We're gonna do something. I'm gonna play and you just sing. 150 00:07:23,361 --> 00:07:25,279 Sing whatever comes to you. 151 00:07:25,363 --> 00:07:26,864 - Just... - Go. 152 00:07:27,031 --> 00:07:28,449 (PLAYS GUITAR) 153 00:07:28,783 --> 00:07:30,952 (SINGING TIMIDLY) Swimming pools and can... 154 00:07:31,035 --> 00:07:33,329 No, sing, Marnie. Come on, sing. 155 00:07:35,373 --> 00:07:36,707 Okay. 156 00:07:36,874 --> 00:07:38,251 (PLAYING GUITAR) 157 00:07:39,127 --> 00:07:43,506 (SINGING) I see you on the mountains 158 00:07:45,716 --> 00:07:47,844 We're flying on a jet plane 159 00:07:50,555 --> 00:07:53,808 There's flowers in the attic 160 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:55,226 Yes. 161 00:07:57,353 --> 00:08:00,398 But I haven't met Tom yet 162 00:08:00,481 --> 00:08:01,983 Who's Tom? 163 00:08:02,567 --> 00:08:05,236 I don't know, I'm just making things up. 164 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:07,238 I've never said the word "jet plane" before. (CHUCKLES) 165 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:09,657 I'm terrible at this. I can't even think of a real person I know. 166 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:10,992 Stop that. Stop already. 167 00:08:11,075 --> 00:08:12,451 You know what? I'm gonna do it. 168 00:08:12,535 --> 00:08:14,871 You're gonna see what bad actually sounds like. 169 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:17,039 (MAKING SILLY WARM-UP SOUNDS) 170 00:08:17,248 --> 00:08:18,499 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 171 00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:20,418 (PLAYING GUITAR) 172 00:08:20,835 --> 00:08:24,297 (SINGING) I need you in my bed now 173 00:08:28,092 --> 00:08:30,928 Can't get you off of my mind 174 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:37,476 I'm dying of this thirst, girl 175 00:08:41,022 --> 00:08:44,942 (VOICE CRACKING) This thirsty, thirsty thirst, girl 176 00:08:45,026 --> 00:08:47,945 Wow. (CHUCKLES) 177 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:51,532 What were you singing this song about? 178 00:08:52,033 --> 00:08:53,951 Uh, my girlfriend, um, Clementine. 179 00:08:56,787 --> 00:08:59,624 She's gotta travel a lot for work and... 180 00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:02,460 I really miss her. 181 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:04,003 Yeah, I bet. 182 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:06,088 It's the worst. 183 00:09:06,172 --> 00:09:07,798 JASPER: You do realize Rupert Murdoch owns 184 00:09:07,882 --> 00:09:09,383 even newspapers he doesn't own. 185 00:09:09,467 --> 00:09:11,010 He's like the godfather of all, 186 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:14,430 and none of the information we read can even make a mild claim to objectivity. 187 00:09:14,513 --> 00:09:16,557 - I'd like to start my own newspaper. - You would? 188 00:09:16,641 --> 00:09:17,850 One that told the truth once in a while, you know? 189 00:09:17,934 --> 00:09:18,935 Yeah. 190 00:09:19,018 --> 00:09:20,937 - Just what was up around the neighborhood. - Yeah, neighborhood. 191 00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:24,440 You know, who died, who started a garden, you know? 192 00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:26,150 And there will be no photographs, only drawings. 193 00:09:26,234 --> 00:09:27,235 Only drawings. 194 00:09:27,318 --> 00:09:30,446 - And it would be called The Daily Truth. - Yeah! 195 00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:31,906 (LAUGHING) 196 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:34,575 - Isn't that fantastic? (CHUCKLES) - Oh, yeah! 197 00:09:34,659 --> 00:09:36,369 - Yeah. - Shoshanna! 198 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:39,747 (SHOUTING) Shoshanna! 199 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:42,416 Hi, hi. We just wanted to say hi. (LAUGHS) 200 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,085 - Hi. - (CELLPHONE RINGING) 201 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:47,421 Gotta see a man about a horse, okay. 202 00:09:47,505 --> 00:09:49,840 I'll wedge the door open so I can buzz myself. 203 00:09:49,924 --> 00:09:51,008 (GROANS) 204 00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:52,760 Fuck my cunt. 205 00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:54,220 (GROANS) Ah. 206 00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:55,680 (DOOR OPENS) 207 00:09:56,180 --> 00:09:57,598 - (SIGHING) - (DOOR CLOSES) 208 00:09:57,682 --> 00:10:00,935 JESSA: Jesus, what a sad, sad man. 209 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:02,103 (SNIFFLES) He has no one. 210 00:10:02,186 --> 00:10:04,730 His ex-wife remarried a barrister. 211 00:10:04,814 --> 00:10:06,107 His daughter lives right here in New York, 212 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:08,276 - but he's too scared to even call her. - (SIGHS) 213 00:10:08,359 --> 00:10:10,736 He used to be a very successful hotelier. 214 00:10:10,820 --> 00:10:13,531 Now all he has to show for it is a box full of slippers. 215 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:15,533 Don't tell him I have this, okay? (SNORTS) 216 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:17,702 (JESSA SNORTING) 217 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:20,788 There's your way. In you go. 218 00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:21,872 (IN BRITISH ACCENT) Whoa. Easy there, mate. 219 00:10:21,956 --> 00:10:24,083 - She ain't doing you no harm. - (DOOR OPENS) 220 00:10:24,834 --> 00:10:26,377 MAN: Who you calling mate? 221 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:30,172 You wanna stand up for her, do ya? Put up your hands. 222 00:10:30,256 --> 00:10:33,301 - Who are you? - HANNAH: Me? 223 00:10:33,384 --> 00:10:34,969 Oh, I'm Adam's girlfriend. 224 00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:37,638 - Who? - I'm Adam's girlfriend. 225 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:39,181 (CLEARS THROAT) 226 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:43,227 Why are you here? 227 00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:45,980 I'm here just to check out rehearsal. 228 00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:49,233 No, we can't have anybody watching rehearsals. I'm sorry. 229 00:10:49,317 --> 00:10:54,655 Okay, well, Adam, uh, mentioned that it would be good for me to stop by. 230 00:10:54,739 --> 00:10:58,659 Yeah, I mean, we talked about this being a possibility, Hannah. 231 00:10:58,743 --> 00:11:02,288 You know, I'm at work and, you know... 232 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:04,749 HANNAH: Oh, okay. Okay. 233 00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:07,877 All right. 234 00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:29,607 That romance, that mystery, that thrill... 235 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,233 - That goes. - I gotcha. 236 00:11:31,317 --> 00:11:32,526 And you know what you're left with? 237 00:11:32,610 --> 00:11:34,528 Trying to seduce him when he just wants you to leave 238 00:11:34,612 --> 00:11:36,739 so they can jerk off and take the bus to rehearsal. 239 00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:38,366 Ugh. The bus. 240 00:11:38,449 --> 00:11:41,952 There's nothing weird or exciting about our sexual life anymore. 241 00:11:42,036 --> 00:11:44,872 He's treating me like an ottoman with a vagina. 242 00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:46,540 That's a disgusting image. 243 00:11:46,624 --> 00:11:47,666 (MUFFLED MUTTERING) 244 00:11:47,792 --> 00:11:49,377 At the end of my relationship with Pal, 245 00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:52,588 I thought he had just totally lost interest in my body. 246 00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:56,258 - Are you serious? - I was just, like, part of his routine. 247 00:11:56,342 --> 00:11:58,177 And that made you feel fucking terrible, right? 248 00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:00,179 Yeah, and also confused 249 00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:02,765 because I'm so much more traditionally attractive than he is. 250 00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:05,893 The thing about Adam is, like, he's one of the best people I've ever known. 251 00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:07,686 Is he? 252 00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:08,896 Yeah. 253 00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:11,232 Okay. I don't really know him that well. 254 00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:13,234 He's hard to get to know, but once you do get to know him, 255 00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:14,777 you can't imagine your life without him, 256 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:18,239 and so I just know I need to do something that's gonna 257 00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:23,244 make him remember why we love each other. 258 00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:25,788 You should fight for it, if this is what you want. 259 00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:27,623 I'm just so sick of talking. 260 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,834 Well, then, go do something. 261 00:12:31,085 --> 00:12:32,294 (CELLPHONE CHIMING) 262 00:12:33,212 --> 00:12:34,338 Hey. 263 00:12:34,422 --> 00:12:35,548 ADAM: Yo, on a quick break. 264 00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:38,092 I was wondering if you wanted me to pick up dinner. 265 00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:40,553 You know what? I actually already made a plan for us. 266 00:12:40,636 --> 00:12:43,806 Why don't you just meet me at the Globe at 9:00? 267 00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:45,516 What kind of food do they serve? 268 00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:48,602 Um, it's not really a food plan, so eat first, okay? 269 00:12:48,686 --> 00:12:51,856 - Okay. I gotta go. - Okay, I love you, bye. 270 00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:53,190 (LINE BEEPING) 271 00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:59,321 MARNIE: Yo, it's Marnie. Leave me a message. 272 00:12:59,405 --> 00:13:00,990 - (BEEPS) - Hey, Marn, it's me. Weird question... 273 00:13:01,073 --> 00:13:02,533 Can I borrow your apartment for something? 274 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,785 Please call me back, um, immediately. 275 00:13:04,869 --> 00:13:06,287 Thank you. 276 00:13:06,537 --> 00:13:08,372 (PIANO PLAYING) 277 00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,166 Why are we here? 278 00:13:10,249 --> 00:13:11,709 Shoshanna's gonna buy us a steak. 279 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:14,628 - Oh, I'm gonna feed it to you like a baby bird. - (JESSA IMITATES BIRD PEEPING) 280 00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:17,089 You said the meat would be waiting. 281 00:13:17,173 --> 00:13:18,966 Yeah, you said that. 282 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:20,759 Okay, so this isn't actually about food. 283 00:13:21,010 --> 00:13:23,679 There can be food, but it's not about food. 284 00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:25,139 Daddy? 285 00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:26,640 Dottie? 286 00:13:26,724 --> 00:13:28,476 Surprise! 287 00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:30,227 Hello. 288 00:13:30,311 --> 00:13:33,481 - Hi, I'm Dot. - What the fuck is wrong with you? 289 00:13:33,564 --> 00:13:35,316 You know this is not a good idea. 290 00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:37,318 - How did you find me? - (STUTTERS) I found her. 291 00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:39,487 I told her to come. You need help. 292 00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:40,905 - (SNEEZES) - SHOSHANNA: Bless you. 293 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,531 I can't afford to get ill right now. 294 00:13:42,615 --> 00:13:44,825 We have travel plans. We're leaving. 295 00:13:44,909 --> 00:13:46,494 No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. 296 00:13:46,577 --> 00:13:49,038 I'm not contagious. My allergies are just acting up. 297 00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:52,082 So is her psoriasis. Look, it's stress-related. 298 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:54,251 I'm looking at you, Dad, and I've seen this before. 299 00:13:54,335 --> 00:13:56,670 Your eyes look like tiny mouse holes. 300 00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,341 How old is she, Dad? 301 00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:02,551 I'd love to know she has at least six months on me. 302 00:14:02,635 --> 00:14:05,179 Please don't talk about me like I'm not even fucking here. 303 00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:08,140 - Please, please, please. - I am 47 years old. 304 00:14:08,224 --> 00:14:10,100 I deserve a little more respect. 305 00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,645 She's hilarious as well. 306 00:14:12,728 --> 00:14:15,314 See? See what this does? What I do to you? 307 00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:18,484 This is what I do to you, which is why you can't be around me. 308 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:22,321 - You have to go. - That is the worst excuse in the world. 309 00:14:22,530 --> 00:14:24,990 I should know, you've been using it on and off since I was six. 310 00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:29,119 This is not happening to me. This is not happening to me. 311 00:14:29,245 --> 00:14:31,622 (BABY IT'S YOU PLAYING) 312 00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:18,002 Hot night. 313 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,839 Summer in the city. 314 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,384 May I join you? 315 00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:27,720 The fuck? 316 00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:30,806 May I join you? 317 00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:33,934 Sure. 318 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:38,606 I'm sorry, I feel a bit unlike myself. 319 00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:41,650 My husband, Marfaniel, was stuck at work. 320 00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:44,028 He's always stuck at work, it seems, these days, 321 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:47,114 and here I am with the vodka I ordered for him. 322 00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:48,365 Would you like it? 323 00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:50,534 No. 324 00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:54,955 Thank you. I don't drink. 325 00:15:55,039 --> 00:15:58,500 (WHISPERS) Adam, it's water. I don't want to have to explain every part of it. 326 00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:01,962 Would you like Jardaniel's drink? 327 00:16:05,341 --> 00:16:06,717 Oh, yes. 328 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:10,971 Is there a straw? 329 00:16:11,055 --> 00:16:14,183 May I be so bold as to ask what sorts of women interest you? 330 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,685 Married sluts like you. 331 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,856 Are you on crack? 332 00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:22,691 I'm a married older woman! 333 00:16:22,775 --> 00:16:24,735 I have a child your age! 334 00:16:25,778 --> 00:16:26,820 Fuck! 335 00:16:29,323 --> 00:16:31,033 Fuck! 336 00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:33,702 No one talks to me like that but my husband. 337 00:16:33,786 --> 00:16:35,829 Why are you in a bar acting like a little slut? 338 00:16:35,913 --> 00:16:37,289 Slut? Get real. 339 00:16:37,373 --> 00:16:39,375 Shut the fuck up. We're going back to my place. 340 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:42,086 Don't touch me. Let me go. 341 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,755 (SCREAMING) Let me go! 342 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,465 Excuse me, miss. Are you okay? 343 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:47,716 What's going on? Are you all right? 344 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,760 - No. - No, no, no, this is my... (LAUGHS) 345 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:50,886 This is my girlfriend. 346 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:54,014 (IN NEW JERSEY ACCENT) I have never seen this guy in my entire life. 347 00:16:54,098 --> 00:16:55,182 We're fucking around and this is my girlfriend. 348 00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:56,308 We're just fucking around. 349 00:16:56,392 --> 00:16:58,394 He's been following me down the street and he grabs my tits. 350 00:16:58,477 --> 00:16:59,895 - I don't know him. I'm freaking out. - (LAUGHS) 351 00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:01,105 I'm gonna call the cops, seriously, 352 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,231 if you don't leave the lady alone. 353 00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:03,857 - Do, he's been harassing me. - Sir, with all due respect, 354 00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:04,942 just fuck off, please? 355 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,068 I can't be the first woman he's done this to. 356 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,152 - ADAM: Fuck! - Oh, shit. 357 00:17:07,236 --> 00:17:08,737 - Please don't punch my boyfriend. - (GROANS) 358 00:17:08,821 --> 00:17:10,114 What the fuck you talking about? 359 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,865 Break up with her. She's a fucking psycho. 360 00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:13,242 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 361 00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:14,493 - Fuck! - Are you okay? 362 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:15,994 Did it hurt? 363 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,122 Did it hurt your big old head? 364 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:19,331 (LAUGHS) 365 00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:21,542 I'm so sorry. 366 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,336 - Listen, Dot... Dottie. - No... Shh! 367 00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:27,715 I know you think your father has a disease. 368 00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:29,216 I don't have a disease. 369 00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:31,051 - Like cancer. - I don't have cancer. 370 00:17:31,135 --> 00:17:34,388 And that he needs all the help and all the support and love he can get 371 00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:36,056 so he can become himself again. 372 00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:37,349 I am myself. 373 00:17:37,433 --> 00:17:39,268 - Exactly, exactly. - Yeah. 374 00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:40,728 Oh, Dottie, don't itch. 375 00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:43,605 I heard that it makes it worse. I read that on the Internet. 376 00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:46,191 - Is it contagious? - It's not contagious. 377 00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:49,528 For Pete's fucking sake, Dad. Why didn't you tell me you were in the city? 378 00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:51,488 Because he's a bum. 379 00:17:51,572 --> 00:17:52,948 He told you that himself. 380 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:57,119 Right now he is, but you can't imagine how beautiful he can be. 381 00:17:57,202 --> 00:17:59,079 He'd never show you. 382 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,331 He trains hounds. 383 00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:02,875 No, he doesn't. 384 00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:03,959 - He fishes. - You train... 385 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,545 - Yes, I do. - He hunts, he sings... 386 00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:09,673 - Like, dogs? - He wakes up early to get papers and muffins. 387 00:18:09,757 --> 00:18:13,510 He watches foreign films with me and does all the voices. 388 00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:16,805 He explains the universe so that black holes sound cool, not scary. 389 00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:18,849 - You don't want to see me. - SHOSHANNA: No, she does. 390 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,559 She really, really does. 391 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:23,437 She misses you so, so much. She told me so herself. 392 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,105 What the fuck is wrong with you, Shoshanna? 393 00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:26,273 Don't shout, don't shout. 394 00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,358 Nothing's fucking wrong with me. What's wrong with you? 395 00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:32,279 Seriously, Dottie graduated cum laude from Barnard. 396 00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:34,072 She works at a travel book company. 397 00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:36,283 She does magical singing on the side. 398 00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:37,910 She's dating an Egyptian, so she's, like, 399 00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:39,620 super knowledgeable about what's going on there. 400 00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:42,247 She is an incredibly inspiring person. 401 00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:47,795 An Egyptian? 402 00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:49,963 This is hopeless, as usual. 403 00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:51,632 Thank you for your fucking time. 404 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:54,927 I'm off to blow my nose incessantly somewhere more private. 405 00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:56,845 No, please, please. 406 00:18:56,929 --> 00:18:58,680 Pretend you never saw me like this. 407 00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:01,099 Please. 408 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:03,602 Do you have any idea what it's like 409 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:06,980 not having a clue where you are for the last two months? 410 00:19:07,064 --> 00:19:08,524 Haven't you gone through this enough? 411 00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:10,150 I mean, haven't you had enough of this? 412 00:19:10,234 --> 00:19:13,987 Aren't you just sick and tired of all this that you've had to put up with? 413 00:19:14,071 --> 00:19:15,405 No. 414 00:19:15,823 --> 00:19:18,075 - Well, I gave up on my father months ago. - Shh! 415 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:21,078 Well, he was an absolute fucking asshole. 416 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,372 - Please. - No. 417 00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:25,541 You're my father. 418 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,837 Please let me help you. 419 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,296 How? 420 00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:32,673 Get rid of her. 421 00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:34,216 No, we can't get rid of her. 422 00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:36,218 - She'll be fine. - I can't get rid of Jessa. 423 00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:37,636 - Yes, you can. - No, I can't. 424 00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:39,179 - Yes, you can. - No, I love her. 425 00:19:39,263 --> 00:19:42,015 - Shoshanna's gonna look after Jessa. - Are you? 426 00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:44,142 I don't mind drug addicts. 427 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:47,479 I have all sorts of friends, but she just... 428 00:19:47,563 --> 00:19:49,731 Daddy, she doesn't seem like a very nice girl. 429 00:19:49,815 --> 00:19:52,067 Oh, no, she's a very nice girl. 430 00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:56,613 Well... Well, I hope she can find the help she needs. 431 00:19:57,865 --> 00:19:59,074 Fuck. 432 00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:09,376 This is quite a shithole for a hedge fund manager's wife. 433 00:20:10,294 --> 00:20:12,337 Well, it's just where my husband puts me up. 434 00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:14,256 It's his pied-à-terre. 435 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,342 Whose apartment is this? 436 00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:19,094 I told you, it's my husband's pied... 437 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:21,638 No, Hannah, this is Marnie's, right? 438 00:20:21,722 --> 00:20:22,806 Smells like Marnie's. 439 00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:25,976 Smells like cookies and air freshener. 440 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,436 Who's Marnie? 441 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:30,522 You think I want to hear about your former flames at a time like this 442 00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:33,650 when you've dragged me here against my goddamn will? 443 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:37,321 I told you, this is where my husband puts me. 444 00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:40,240 He worries about me, a lot. 445 00:20:40,324 --> 00:20:43,076 So he left some stuff for me so I wouldn't get into trouble. 446 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,913 Strawberries, champagne, 447 00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:50,000 a dildo, which I already destroyed through overuse. 448 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,921 He was scared I'd get bored and go out lookin' for trouble. 449 00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:57,049 And I did get bored. And I did get into trouble. 450 00:20:57,132 --> 00:21:00,218 And now I find myself in quite a pickle. 451 00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:02,346 Do you have a knife? 452 00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:04,681 You mean a knife like this? 453 00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:05,933 (GASPS) 454 00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:09,019 You know what I mean. 455 00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,438 Now cut to the chase. What are you gonna do to me? 456 00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:14,775 - Show me what's under your clothes. - No. 457 00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:16,276 Not now, 458 00:21:17,194 --> 00:21:18,570 not ever. 459 00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:26,703 Don't force me to do this. It's just my underpants. 460 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,708 Jesus fucking Christ. You look like a Christmas tree. 461 00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:36,588 - Skirt, too. - It's humiliating... 462 00:21:36,672 --> 00:21:39,508 To show off my house underwear like this. 463 00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:42,678 You're so demanding. 464 00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:48,725 Crawl on the bed. 465 00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:56,108 (GLASSES CLINKING) 466 00:21:57,567 --> 00:22:00,404 Do you want me to eat all the foods? 467 00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:04,032 Put a berry in your mouth. 468 00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,787 Swallow it whole. You can't just have part. 469 00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:09,913 (PLATES CLINKING) 470 00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:11,957 I'm afraid to eat the green part. 471 00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:15,252 Swallow it whole. You can't just have part. 472 00:22:19,923 --> 00:22:21,341 Very hard to do. 473 00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:24,636 No. 474 00:22:25,554 --> 00:22:28,598 That's the thing I swore would never happen. 475 00:22:31,601 --> 00:22:34,855 From now on, the rule is 476 00:22:34,938 --> 00:22:36,940 you can't just have part. 477 00:22:37,941 --> 00:22:41,903 You have to take the whole thing or nothing. 478 00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:47,075 (DISTANT SIREN WAILING) 479 00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:50,579 (MAN COUGHING) 480 00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:13,810 I sure as hell hope you're happy. 481 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,482 You look like a junkie. 482 00:23:21,943 --> 00:23:23,737 I am a junkie. 483 00:23:29,326 --> 00:23:31,578 - (KEYS JANGLING) - (DOOR UNLOCKS) 484 00:23:37,501 --> 00:23:43,048 I usually fuck football players, but now I'm fucking the school weirdo. 485 00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:44,132 - The school weirdo? - Ah! 486 00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:46,009 And I'm a cheerleader 487 00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:49,262 and you thought so much about fucking me before. 488 00:23:49,346 --> 00:23:51,098 I thought you were a hedge fund manager's wife. 489 00:23:51,181 --> 00:23:53,558 No, no, I'm Kim, 490 00:23:53,642 --> 00:23:55,602 and I usually fuck football players, 491 00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:59,189 but it turns out the school weirdo has an even bigger dick 492 00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:02,275 than a football player, you fucking weirdo. 493 00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:04,194 I'm not the fucking school weirdo. 494 00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:06,780 - What? - (PANTING) 495 00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:08,615 You can't change roles in the middle of everything. 496 00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:11,743 It doesn't make any fucking narrative sense. 497 00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:14,788 Okay, so now that you're in a play, 498 00:24:14,871 --> 00:24:17,374 you're, like, the expert on what makes narrative sense? 499 00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:19,960 - Hannah, what the fuck? - I'm a writer, too, you know. 500 00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:21,878 What? 501 00:24:21,962 --> 00:24:25,465 I was trying to do something you'd like, like have sex the way that we used to. 502 00:24:25,549 --> 00:24:27,092 Why are you getting so mad at me? 503 00:24:27,175 --> 00:24:30,345 What do you mean, "The way we used to"? You don't like the way we do it now? 504 00:24:30,428 --> 00:24:31,972 I mean, do you? 505 00:24:32,055 --> 00:24:35,308 You used to have all these ideas about me being, like, a little street slut 506 00:24:35,392 --> 00:24:36,977 or, like, an orphan with a disease, 507 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:41,314 or you said I was, like, a woman with a baby's body or something. 508 00:24:41,398 --> 00:24:44,025 I was just trying to do it the way that we used to, 509 00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:45,777 the way that sex always was for us. 510 00:24:45,861 --> 00:24:48,029 It wasn't all creepy and thought through like this. 511 00:24:48,113 --> 00:24:49,990 It was just coming to us in the moment. 512 00:24:50,073 --> 00:24:52,492 I don't have ideas like that. 513 00:24:52,576 --> 00:24:54,286 I was just doing your ideas. 514 00:24:54,369 --> 00:24:56,580 I was just doing sex the way you wanted to. 515 00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:58,665 Jesus, Hannah, fuck. 516 00:24:58,748 --> 00:25:01,543 The second I come, I have no fucking idea what I said. 517 00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:02,836 I'm not planning anything. 518 00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:04,379 But you were outside yourself. 519 00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:07,174 You were outside your body watching everything. 520 00:25:07,257 --> 00:25:08,383 So? 521 00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:09,926 What does it matter? 522 00:25:10,302 --> 00:25:13,722 If you're getting what you want, what do you care if I'm, like, in my body? 523 00:25:13,805 --> 00:25:16,558 - You can't be, like, the body police. - (ADAM HUFFS) 524 00:25:17,142 --> 00:25:19,519 You have an old idea of who I am. 525 00:25:19,603 --> 00:25:21,229 Sex was the thing that kept me from drinking. 526 00:25:21,313 --> 00:25:23,773 That's why I fucked women I met in bars or whatever. 527 00:25:23,857 --> 00:25:25,066 Was it like that with all of them? 528 00:25:25,150 --> 00:25:27,652 Like, the games and the ideas and the being different? 529 00:25:27,736 --> 00:25:29,029 Fuck, yeah. Yes, it was. 530 00:25:29,112 --> 00:25:30,572 And it was with us for a while, too. 531 00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:32,324 But then we fell in love, 532 00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:35,035 and then I just wanted to have sex with just you as us. 533 00:25:35,118 --> 00:25:38,163 Just fuck and be sweet or whatever. 534 00:25:40,957 --> 00:25:44,211 If the sex we were having wasn't working for you, I'm fucking sorry. 535 00:25:44,294 --> 00:25:46,046 I didn't realize I was disappointing you so badly. 536 00:25:46,129 --> 00:25:47,214 That's not what I mean. 537 00:25:47,297 --> 00:25:48,715 - Was it not? - No. 538 00:25:48,798 --> 00:25:51,051 You think I'm some angry fucking sociopath 539 00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:54,095 who wants to meet older women in bars and intimidate them into fucking me? 540 00:25:54,179 --> 00:25:57,432 Because I can do that, but I have a job to do now, and I'm trying to focus, 541 00:25:57,515 --> 00:26:00,810 and I'm not here to fill up your life with fucking stories for your fucking Twitter. 542 00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:03,063 I get it. I have a job, too. 543 00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:06,441 It's not the same thing. 544 00:26:07,525 --> 00:26:10,320 Really? That's crazy. 545 00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:16,159 (GRUMBLES) I can't do this. I have to focus. 546 00:26:16,243 --> 00:26:18,536 Ray said I could stay with him for a while. 547 00:26:19,913 --> 00:26:22,249 Wait, what? 548 00:26:22,999 --> 00:26:24,751 You're gonna go stay with Ray for a while? 549 00:26:24,834 --> 00:26:26,127 Just through the rehearsal process 550 00:26:26,211 --> 00:26:29,589 so I can just think about the play and not have to deal with all this drama. 551 00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:32,467 What drama? This is just me. 552 00:26:32,550 --> 00:26:34,010 Exactly. 553 00:26:36,137 --> 00:26:38,932 I don't get it. You didn't even care about the play. 554 00:26:39,015 --> 00:26:41,601 Well, but here's the thing. 555 00:26:41,685 --> 00:26:43,561 I did. I always did. I do. 556 00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:48,066 It feels amazing to finally care about something. 557 00:26:48,149 --> 00:26:50,110 It feels amazing and scary, and I'll always regret it 558 00:26:50,193 --> 00:26:53,488 if I don't give myself a chance to just do it all the way. 559 00:26:53,571 --> 00:26:55,323 (QUIETLY) You sound like you're in, like, Field of Dreams. 560 00:26:55,407 --> 00:26:57,867 What? It's not a joke to me. 561 00:27:00,704 --> 00:27:02,497 I didn't say it was. 562 00:27:06,001 --> 00:27:08,003 I'm sorry, I have to go. 563 00:27:09,546 --> 00:27:10,839 (SIGHS) 564 00:27:14,217 --> 00:27:16,011 Hannah, fuck. 565 00:27:26,646 --> 00:27:28,690 (FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)