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- (MOANING)
- (GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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(BOTH PANTING)
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(MOANS)
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(EXHALES)
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(EXHALES)
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HANNAH: Wait, so you're just gonna leave?
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Come on, kid. We talked about this.
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We didn't really talk about it.
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You know what?
You talked about it and I listened.
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There's nothing I'd rather do
than stay here, fall asleep,
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wake up, watch you snoring,
and then fuck you again,
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but if I don't go back to Ray's,
I'm not gonna do my vocal exercises,
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and I'm gonna be late for tech,
and I'd rather do this now
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- so I don't have to worry about it later.
- I know.
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And I'm so proud of you
for how hard you're working,
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so just do your thing and I will be here.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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It's not always gonna be like this.
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I know. Okay.
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Mmm.
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But is there a part of you
that thinks it will always be like this?
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Come on, kid, this is the exact kind of thing
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that takes my head out of
where it needs to be right now.
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I know, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that.
I'm trying to...
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I'm gonna be very good.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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(BOTH GROWLING)
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- I love you.
- I love you, too.
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- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
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Bye.
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ADAM: (IN BRITISH ACCENT) Oh.
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We're companions in misfortune, Rummy.
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Both of us got names
nobody can't pronounce.
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Consequently, I'm Snobby and you're Rummy
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because Bill and Sally
wasn't good enough for our parents.
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Such is life.
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"Who saved you, Mr. Price?
Was it Major Barbara?"
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No, I come here on me own.
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I'm gonna be Bronterre O'Brien Price,
the converted...
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- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- ADAM: Oh, hello.
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That's my fucking neighbor.
We're being too loud.
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ADAM: Is it Major Barbara?
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Hey.
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Hey.
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I couldn't sleep so I took a walk
and I just ended up in the area
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so I thought I'd drop in and see you brothers.
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Oh, my God, Ray,
this place looks so amazing.
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Thanks, yeah,
I'm trying to make it more, uh, clean.
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Ray, could you give us a second, please?
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Yeah, sure.
I was about to head off to bed anyway,
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so I'm gonna do that.
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Good night, Hannah, good night, Adam.
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Please be expressive but also...
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(WHISPERS) Keep it down.
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Sleep well.
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Fancy seeing you here.
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What's going on?
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I had a terrible intuition
that just dragged me out of bed
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'cause I was thinking about you here,
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and I thought about how you like to have
one-and-a-half bananas in the morning
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and I didn't know if Ray
even had any bananas. So...
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So, where are the bananas?
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I'm sorry, this is stupid.
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You have got to relax.
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I'm trying to relax, but it's very hard to relax
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when I feel like you're leaving me
only in such slow motion
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I'm not even gonna notice till it's done.
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I'm not going anywhere.
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Look, I think it is very
important for our relationship
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that we are in the same place tonight, okay?
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We cannot spend the night separately.
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I will sit on the couch, okay?
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I will play on my iPhone on silent.
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You know I can't concentrate
while you're here. That's why I'm here.
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I see you and I think "play time,"
and I need to be thinking "work time."
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Okay, no, I know. I'm sorry.
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No, no, no, no, no, stop. Hannah, stop.
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(STUTTERS) Everything's gonna be fine.
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Okay.
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I know it's hard,
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but someday you're gonna have
something fucking major going on
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and you're gonna understand
why I needed this time for myself right now.
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Okay?
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- (KEYS JANGLING)
- (GATE UNLOCKS)
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Yeah, as long as all the stuff is level,
then I think we're good.
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- We're good, right, Trev?
- TREV: Yep.
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- Let me ask you something.
- Mmm-hmm.
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What do you think of the font?
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I think it's strong but not too aggressive.
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- Perfect for what you're trying to say.
- Hmm.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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I hate it.
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Yeah, the wall font is weird as fuck.
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Let me get in touch with our graphic designer.
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He needs to handle this ASAP.
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Marnie, can you try to get ahold of him?
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- I have to get to therapy.
- Yeah, of course.
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- Um, I just...
- Bye, Beedie.
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- Bye-bye, sweetie.
- MARNIE: Bye, Sooj.
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- BEEDIE: Hello?
- (SIGHS)
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Hello, miss?
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- Oh! Yes?
- Oh.
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I was just wondering if you could roll me over
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- to the photo of the bald guy.
- Yes, of course.
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- I'm so sorry about that.
- No, no, it's fine.
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How's this? Can you see him?
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Yeah.
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I hope it's not tacky for me to say
that I studied your work when I was in school.
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- Really? Where did you go?
- I went to Oberlin.
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Well, that figures 'cause
my ex-husband taught there.
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Really?
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And he's still guilty
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- so he keeps working me into the curriculum.
- (CHUCKLES)
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I mean, I really love your photos.
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I don't understand how the people
don't see that you're taking them.
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It was harder when I was young,
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but you know, now I'm old,
and no one ever looks at me anyway.
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I'm sure that's not true, Beedie.
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No, it is true.
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Getting old, it's the pits.
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Like, I hate watching television
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because all the old women are shells...
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And it... It just hurts to be a shell.
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HANNAH: Are you gonna come
to Marnie's open mic thing?
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Um... No.
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Why not? I really
don't want to go without you.
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She sucks and she needs to stop.
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She doesn't suck.
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All right, yes, technically, she does not suck.
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- She has a very gifted instrument.
- Mmm-hmm.
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But her performance style
is both too stiff and too hopeful.
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She's like...
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- "Papa?"
- (HANNAH CHUCKLES)
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"Am I a pretty girl, Mama?"
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- That's so good. That's so true.
- (LAUGHS) Very good, right?
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- I was so good.
- HANNAH: Really good.
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Why can't you just come sit down with me?
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HANNAH: Because I have to go fix
my fucking Patti LuPone interview.
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- Why?
- Because the last time I went to interview her,
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all we did was talk about, like,
her life in the theater
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and why you shouldn't fuck actors,
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and I didn't get one useful quote
about bone density.
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- I want to come.
- You can't come.
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I mean, she is amazing.
She's a fountain of wisdom.
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But you can't come.
It's a professional engagement.
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Please, you didn't even know
who Patti LuPone was
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before I explained it to you.
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That's so not true.
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Please let me come.
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I want to meet fucking Corky's mom.
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Fine.
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- Really?
- Yeah, really.
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But there's a number of things you can't do.
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Okay, anything, anything, anything.
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- Talk.
- What?
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Don't touch her things.
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Can I just touch, like, one Tony?
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- No, especially not her Tonys.
- One?
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HANNAH:
And not her husband, if his name is Tony.
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I'm gonna touch that Tony.
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BOTH: (SINGING) Everybody thinks
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It's bluer at the bottom
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(CLICKS)
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- That sounds fucking amazing.
- Yeah.
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God damn it.
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If I can be so bold,
we sound fucking amazing.
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I know, it's the first thing
I've ever written that actually feels like me
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or like we... That we wrote together.
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It is incredible that we met each other.
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I mean, we just wrote that fucking song.
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I cannot remember
the last time I wrote a whole song.
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(CHUCKLES)
Yeah, well, it's still missing its bridge, but...
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Tomorrow night's gonna be the tits.
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It's gonna be you and me
working out some material, no stress.
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I know, I'm so excited.
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- I can't wait.
- (SIGHS)
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I saw that, uh, YouTube video
that you made of that Edie Brickell song.
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Oh, my gosh. That was, like, not me.
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- There was this girl who looks...
- It was a bummer.
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(HUFFS) It really made me
just really uncomfortable. Um...
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Yeah, that's the general reaction
people have to it.
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So tomorrow night, all right?
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Let's just keep it loose, all right?
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- Just relax...
- Yeah.
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Natural.
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I'm all about relaxed and natural.
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It's just you and me up there.
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Loosey-goosey, super natural.
(CHUCKLES AND SNAPS FINGERS)
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(BAD GIRL PLAYING)
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What a fucking exhausting day.
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I had three classes, a Physique 57,
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and I got in a fight with Zeva
about her post-grad trip to Lisbon.
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Oh, and they told us that we all have to wear
the graduation cap,
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which I know for a fact is not true
at all comparable universities,
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so I'm starting a petition.
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What are you doing?
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Does it feel good being off drugs?
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No, I feel like I'm going
fucking crazy, Shoshanna.
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Okay, well, it feels really good to me
and all the people around you who love you,
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and you probably just destroyed
your pleasure sensors,
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but they're totally gonna grow back.
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I'm gonna go do a hair mask. I love you.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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(GASPS)
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I'm so bored!
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(CRYING)
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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Okay, seriously, you have to behave
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'cause I am only gonna get
one more chance at this.
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I've given you,
like, 33 chances to be in my life, okay?
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So cut me some slack.
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You look great.
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(GASPS)
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Hi, Miss LuPone.
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Thank you so much for making the time.
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- Hello, sweet face.
- Oh.
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(KISSING NOISES)
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Hi, this is my friend Elijah.
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Oh, you didn't tell me
you were bringing Troy Donahue.
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(GASPS)
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Come on in, honey. Hey, Peter, the girl's here.
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She brought one tall drink of water.
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Miss LuPone, I just want to say
what an honor it is to be here in your home,
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and you are such an inspiration
to us underdogs.
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- Completely.
- You, an underdog?
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You look like a fucking Kennedy.
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- It's true, with the bowtie.
- (CHUCKLES)
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So, this is just two to three questions
about how Strenova
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has positively impacted your day-to-day life.
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What makes you think
I was ever an underdog?
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No, no, I don't think you're an underdog.
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I was saying that I'm an underdog
and that she is definitely an underdog.
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So I was never an underdog.
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I never auditioned for the chorus.
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Pfft!
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- Fuck that.
- And you want to know why?
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- Why?
- Why?
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Self-esteem. Confidence.
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- I knew who I was. I knew who I was.
- Hmm.
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- Do you know who you are?
- ELIJAH: Not a clue.
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Honestly, I just need, like,
two to three sentences
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on the positive impact Strenova's had
on your day-to-day life.
245
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Oh, Hannah, please.
246
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Honey, chill out. Relax.
247
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Yeah, relax.
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Relax.
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- Relax.
- Yeah.
250
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- PETER: Who's hungry?
- I am!
251
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- Whoo! I want to eat.
- (LAUGHS)
252
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What'd you get...
Oh, he's a wonderful cook. Salmon.
253
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We don't want to interrupt your dinner.
254
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Honestly, it's just an in-out operation.
255
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Oh, please, 30 years.
We're sick of looking at each other.
256
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I'm not sick of looking at her.
257
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Honey, it was a joke.
258
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- When are you gonna get my sense of humor?
- (LAUGHS)
259
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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I just want some space
and I'm sick of fucking explaining it.
261
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RAY: Yeah, I get that.
262
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We can't always justify ourselves, you know?
263
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ADAM: Yeah.
264
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Like, recently, I had this thing with a girl,
265
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and by all accounts,
I should've been psyched.
266
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She was beautiful, driven,
had an amazing fucking chin,
267
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but I don't know,
something about it just didn't feel right.
268
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- Yeah.
- And I tried talking to her about it,
269
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but ultimately I just had to fucking
drop the guillotine, you know?
270
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Cut bait.
271
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And she was like, "What the..."
272
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And I was like, "You heard me, slut."
273
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I didn't really call her a slut, though.
274
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Yeah, no, fuck, fuck.
275
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:06,203
I just feel like right now I'm just in a place
276
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where I don't want to compromise,
you know what I mean?
277
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Like, fuck it. If the situation's not perfect,
278
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- I'm not gonna settle.
- Yeah.
279
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And if that means being single,
then fuck it, I'm gonna be single.
280
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:15,838
- Maybe I need to be single.
- Yeah.
281
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That's why I never signed a lease
until I found this place, you know.
282
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Until I found the fucking perfect apartment.
283
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God, I love this place.
284
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And that is the last time
she fucked with a woman in a wig cap.
285
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- (LAUGHS) You're so bad.
- Whoa.
286
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- PETER: She really is.
- You're so bad.
287
00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,690
- She is just a bunch of trouble. (BARKS)
- (ELIJAH LAUGHS)
288
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- Let me have one.
- Peter, are you an actor as well?
289
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I do not date actors,
and I most especially do not marry them.
290
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- I'm a professor in the CUNY system.
- Yeah.
291
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- Amazing.
- Awesome, do you like it?
292
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(CHUCKLES)
293
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He wanted to write,
294
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so he is very far from his passion.
295
00:13:52,917 --> 00:13:55,836
- I've been very lost at times.
- Mmm.
296
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Well, it's a good thing we found you
297
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- 'cause this is fun.
- (PETER LAUGHS)
298
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When did you stop writing?
299
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Uh, when I started teaching.
300
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:04,970
Okay, so it wasn't, like, one of those things
301
00:14:05,054 --> 00:14:06,847
where there was only room
for one artist in the couple
302
00:14:06,931 --> 00:14:09,016
and Patti's career sort of taking off
and overshadowing yours
303
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:12,520
so you decided to give up
your dreams to support her, was it?
304
00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:14,522
It was.
305
00:14:14,605 --> 00:14:17,900
The worst thing you can do
is subjugate your passion, truly.
306
00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:19,735
But here's something that comforts me.
307
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:23,197
I may be the second wheel, but without me,
308
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:26,158
she would be a mere unicycle. (CHUCKLES)
309
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,203
- It's interesting, after all this time...
- (CHUCKLES)
310
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:31,497
...we still go out and, uh,
311
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:33,541
I'm still "Mr. LuPone..."
312
00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:35,876
- Oh, come on.
- ...and "the little man."
313
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,546
And it's... It's funny, but that's all right.
314
00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:41,757
I just... I feel so lucky to have her support.
315
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,634
PATTI: Mind if I take off my bra?
316
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:44,802
- ELIJAH: No.
- Sorry, it's that time of the night.
317
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:45,970
(ALL LAUGHING)
318
00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:51,308
JOE:
We're trying to say exercise, but not like...
319
00:14:51,392 --> 00:14:52,601
KAREN: Not like jock exercise.
320
00:14:52,685 --> 00:14:55,854
JOE:
Right, it's, like, specifically non-jock exercise.
321
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,022
Maybe more like spiritual exercise?
322
00:14:57,106 --> 00:14:58,190
KAREN: Yeah, exactly.
JOE: Thank you.
323
00:14:58,274 --> 00:15:00,818
Fine, then how about,
324
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:03,153
"The Couple That Stretches Together
325
00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:07,491
"Namastes Together"?
326
00:15:08,117 --> 00:15:10,411
- Boom.
- No. (GROANS)
327
00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:12,037
KAREN: That's weird. It's too pretentious.
328
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:13,372
JANICE: Kevin.
KEVIN: It's spiritual.
329
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,040
What the fuck are we doing here?
330
00:15:15,124 --> 00:15:16,750
Lululemon for men? Hmm?
331
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:20,337
No, seriously, like, this is all bullshit, isn't it?
332
00:15:20,838 --> 00:15:24,174
I mean, guys, we're supposed to be writers
and what's happening at this table is honestly
333
00:15:24,258 --> 00:15:27,553
the biggest squanderization
of talent I have ever seen in my life.
334
00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:29,346
"Squanderization" is not even a word.
335
00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:30,931
- Okay, Karen, well, um...
- So...
336
00:15:31,015 --> 00:15:32,933
...coming from the woman
who invented the term "pantsaholic,"
337
00:15:33,017 --> 00:15:34,893
that means next to nothing.
338
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:38,856
- Okay. Whoa.
- Wow, look at you. Go, go, go.
339
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,899
- KEVIN: Ouch.
- Okay, Kevin.
340
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,693
Wanna talk about your situation?
341
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,236
Bring it.
342
00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,280
When are you gonna go
from calling yourself a poet
343
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,282
to calling yourself a "former poet"?
344
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:51,368
Which is what you actually are
because you yourself told me
345
00:15:51,452 --> 00:15:54,371
you haven't written anything
of substance in five years,
346
00:15:54,455 --> 00:15:57,499
and rhyming "need" with "tweed,"
it doesn't count.
347
00:15:57,583 --> 00:16:00,294
Oh, good one. "You Got a Need for Tweed"
was a solid idea.
348
00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:01,629
- You signed off on it...
- JANICE: Mmm. Yeah.
349
00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:02,796
...and so did you and so did you,
350
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,131
- and she loved it.
- Okay.
351
00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:06,008
Listen, I think maybe
we should reconvene after lunch.
352
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:07,384
- Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
- Yes.
353
00:16:07,468 --> 00:16:09,303
I think maybe we should reconvene never.
354
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:10,804
How about that?
355
00:16:10,888 --> 00:16:12,431
Am I seriously the only one of us
356
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:15,142
who prides herself
on being a truly authentic person?
357
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:16,602
This is tripping me out.
358
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:19,355
Well, gee, I'm sorry
we've let you down, Hannah.
359
00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:23,317
Okay, Joe, I'd love to see
some of that trademark wit on the page.
360
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,402
What the fuck did I ever do to you
361
00:16:25,486 --> 00:16:28,447
besides treat you nice
and clean up your vomit?
362
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,949
That was a private experience
that we shared, okay?
363
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:33,285
I don't really appreciate
you airing our dirty laundry in public.
364
00:16:33,369 --> 00:16:34,787
- We were all there.
- Yeah.
365
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:38,374
I just expect more from life.
366
00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:43,796
Seriously, I want every day
to be exciting and scary
367
00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:46,465
and a rollercoaster of creative experience,
368
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:47,841
as if I'm making a new life
369
00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:49,510
- for myself in France.
- (SIGHS)
370
00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:50,761
Well, Hannah, you know what?
371
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:53,389
Maybe this just isn't the place for you.
372
00:16:53,472 --> 00:16:54,932
Maybe it's not the place for me.
373
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,475
Maybe it's not the place for any of us.
374
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:57,685
Did you think you were
gonna grow up and be in,
375
00:16:57,768 --> 00:17:00,187
like, a sweatshop factory for puns?
376
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:04,024
- Maybe this is a fucking cooler for dead souls.
- Hannah, Hannah...
377
00:17:04,108 --> 00:17:06,193
- Maybe we're all hung up like someone's dry...
- Hannah.
378
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,237
- Yeah?
- You're fired.
379
00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:11,532
Okay.
380
00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:14,576
Well, Janice, you can't fire me,
because, actually I'm quitting.
381
00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:17,079
No, Hannah, come on. Hannah.
382
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,248
Joe, what do you want from me?
383
00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:21,208
Does it make you feel good
to have a chubby girl
384
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,376
paying attention to you?
385
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,753
I'm not the right conquest.
386
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,171
What?
387
00:17:26,255 --> 00:17:28,590
So, thank you, Janice.
Thank you for the firing.
388
00:17:28,674 --> 00:17:31,218
It has made my life so much better.
389
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,095
You should all try it.
390
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:47,443
You know, I'm just not happy
391
00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:49,695
with the image of the bald guy.
392
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,824
Um, okay, is it, um,
the placement of the photo
393
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:56,452
or, um, maybe the height on the wall?
394
00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:58,287
Why don't you tell me?
395
00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:01,415
No, I'm not qualified...
396
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:03,542
Then how did you get this job?
397
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,753
(STUTTERS) I'm not challenging you.
398
00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:07,838
I'm just really curious.
399
00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:10,883
- MARNIE: Jessa, hi.
- Hey.
400
00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:13,051
Not a good time, really.
401
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:15,095
Yeah, I was just down the street
applying for a job.
402
00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:16,722
I thought I'd stop by.
403
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,849
- Hi.
- This work is...
404
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,101
By Bedelia, who's the artist.
405
00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:23,812
- Hi.
- Bee... Beedee... Bedelia?
406
00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:25,856
People call me Beedie.
407
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,108
Beedie, okay, that's a weird name.
408
00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:29,902
- (WHISPERS) This really isn't a good time.
- Um...
409
00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:31,987
- This is your work?
- Yeah.
410
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:34,615
I love it. It's really invasive and exciting.
411
00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:36,450
- Really? Thank you.
- Thank you.
412
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:37,659
Except that one.
413
00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:40,287
- Jessa... I'm so sorry, Beedie.
- BEEDIE: Really?
414
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,164
You don't think
it should be in the show at all?
415
00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:43,957
No, I mean, it's... No, it's fine.
416
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:47,377
I happen to agree with you.
I think we should just get rid of it.
417
00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:48,796
Amazing.
418
00:18:48,879 --> 00:18:50,255
- Amazing.
- Breakthrough.
419
00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:53,008
Let's just get rid of it.
All we do is talk about it.
420
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,052
We talk about it and talk about it.
421
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,512
Well, anyway, I was glad I could help.
422
00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:59,014
I am, you know, gonna be on my way,
looking for work.
423
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:01,809
- Wow, okay.
- Oh, really? What kind of work?
424
00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:05,062
Well, anything that
doesn't market my sexuality.
425
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:09,650
Okay, you know, I'm kind of looking
for someone to do archival work.
426
00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:10,984
- JESSA: Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
427
00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:12,319
What does that entail?
428
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:14,488
It entails that I have a lot of crap in my house
429
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:16,949
and I would like someone
to organize all the crap.
430
00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:18,325
- Okay.
- Okay?
431
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,285
- Yeah, okay.
- Can you alphabetize?
432
00:19:20,369 --> 00:19:21,829
Yes, I can alphabetize.
433
00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:23,455
Why, did someone tell you otherwise?
434
00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:26,333
- You come tomorrow?
- Yeah, that sounds good. I'll be there.
435
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:29,336
Okay, yeah. You're not a junkie thief, are ya?
436
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:31,171
No, not anymore.
437
00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:32,422
(CHUCKLES)
438
00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:34,508
Okay, well, it was lovely to meet you, Bodie,
439
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:36,009
and I will see you tomorrow.
440
00:19:36,093 --> 00:19:37,469
- Bye, Marnie.
- See you tomorrow.
441
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,429
JESSA: Change that title, maybe?
442
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:41,807
- Or just, like, rethink it? I don't know.
- (HUFFS)
443
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,268
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
444
00:19:47,563 --> 00:19:50,148
(RAPPING) Wink, wink, kissy face
puppy on a pony
445
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:52,943
He texted mad emojis
what he really means is "Blow me"
446
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:55,529
All these one-offs leave me
feeling kind of lonely
447
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,990
- Wanna be my one and only
- HANNAH: Mmm-hmm.
448
00:19:58,073 --> 00:19:59,992
How is this girl unsigned?
449
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:02,202
I relate to this song so hard.
450
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,289
To put the Plan B on your Visa
451
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,082
He got kind of serious
452
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:10,377
Now it's the sixth of the month
and I'm praying for my period
453
00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:13,338
What's going on? Are you nervous?
454
00:20:13,422 --> 00:20:14,882
Ah, yeah, I'm a little bit nervous.
455
00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:17,718
- Why?
- I don't know, it's scary.
456
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:19,595
- No.
- Yeah.
457
00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:21,388
It's just you and me at the campfire.
458
00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:23,223
- There's nobody out there.
- (CHUCKLES)
459
00:20:23,307 --> 00:20:25,225
Except there are a lot of people out there.
460
00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:27,686
It's just you and me at the campfire.
461
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,021
Okay.
462
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:33,984
I'm also a little bit nervous about...
463
00:20:35,152 --> 00:20:36,486
What?
464
00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:39,364
This.
465
00:20:40,032 --> 00:20:42,409
What, us? What?
466
00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:44,411
Yeah, I feel like we have, um,
467
00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:48,457
a really palpably strong connection.
468
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:53,003
You know I have a girlfriend, right?
469
00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:56,924
- That's not, like, an issue, is it?
- (APPLAUSE)
470
00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:58,675
(FEMALE RAPPER TALKING ON MIC)
471
00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:01,803
- No, of course not.
- So don't be nervous.
472
00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:04,681
Okay.
473
00:21:05,057 --> 00:21:06,224
Whoo!
474
00:21:06,892 --> 00:21:07,893
Whoo!
475
00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:09,937
(STRUMMING)
476
00:21:12,356 --> 00:21:14,483
(INHALES AND EXHALES)
477
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:17,986
This is gonna be a real shit show.
478
00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:20,197
Marnie, we love you!
479
00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:25,160
(SINGING) I'll catch you when you're falling
480
00:21:27,663 --> 00:21:29,790
Find me when I'm low
481
00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:31,375
HANNAH: Whoo! Go, Marn!
482
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,169
I'm being really supportive.
483
00:21:34,252 --> 00:21:35,545
You are, you're such a good friend.
484
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,132
So they don't have to know
485
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:45,138
I've been turning reckless
486
00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:48,642
Spinning out of control
487
00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:54,940
And I can learn to bear it
488
00:21:55,232 --> 00:21:58,610
If you'll let me call you home
489
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:06,243
BOTH: I will walk with you
490
00:22:07,536 --> 00:22:10,497
And stand by you tall
491
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:11,540
(MOUTHING) Oh, my God!
492
00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:15,961
You can bet on me
493
00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:19,548
And I will call you home
494
00:22:20,716 --> 00:22:22,175
Are you gonna be okay?
495
00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:24,219
Like, okay how?
496
00:22:24,553 --> 00:22:26,221
I mean, like, Adam's about to be on Broadway
497
00:22:26,304 --> 00:22:28,515
and Marnie's clearly about to be a pop star
and, I don't know,
498
00:22:28,598 --> 00:22:30,392
you were supposed to be
the famous artist in this group
499
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:32,352
and now you're just working in advertising.
500
00:22:32,436 --> 00:22:33,770
Well, I'm not working in advertising
501
00:22:33,854 --> 00:22:35,230
- anymore because I quit today.
- ELIJAH: Shh!
502
00:22:35,313 --> 00:22:38,358
- Also, this isn't like...
- Please stop talking, ma'am.
503
00:22:39,151 --> 00:22:42,154
It was so good.
I would buy it as a cassette single.
504
00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:43,447
Thank you.
505
00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,198
Yeah, Marnie, I have to tip my tiny cap to you.
506
00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:47,200
You really, really... You learned something
507
00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:50,370
that I didn't think was possible to learn,
which was presence.
508
00:22:50,454 --> 00:22:52,372
- You were so present.
- ELIJAH: So beautiful.
509
00:22:52,456 --> 00:22:54,124
- Thank you, you guys.
- And you made everyone else present.
510
00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:56,626
- Yeah.
- It's because of this guy, honestly.
511
00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:58,920
He, like, was so instrumental in helping me.
512
00:22:59,004 --> 00:23:01,173
- Well, you played an instrument, but also, like
- (CHUCKLES)
513
00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:02,883
- he was so helpful in teaching me how...
- Hello.
514
00:23:02,966 --> 00:23:05,135
- Oh! (KISSES)
- (GIGGLES)
515
00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:08,180
- CLEMENTINE: You were so great!
- Oh, gracias.
516
00:23:08,263 --> 00:23:11,725
And you added some really
interesting textures and colors. It was...
517
00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:13,560
- It was very nice.
- This is Clementine.
518
00:23:13,643 --> 00:23:15,270
Hi, I'm Marnie. Nice to meet you.
519
00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:16,730
- Clem, hi.
- Yeah.
520
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:18,273
I cannot thank you enough.
521
00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:20,692
I've not seen him
so creatively revved up in months.
522
00:23:20,776 --> 00:23:22,235
It is just the best gift.
523
00:23:22,319 --> 00:23:25,697
That's so... I mean, he's the best, really. So...
524
00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:27,407
I know.
525
00:23:27,491 --> 00:23:29,743
You know, and he told me
you were gonna be nervous
526
00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:31,328
- and you really weren't. It was...
- (CHUCKLES)
527
00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:34,122
You were so sweet, so nice.
528
00:23:34,206 --> 00:23:37,209
Thank you so much.
That's so sweet of you to say.
529
00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:38,919
You're saying I'm sweet.
I'm saying you're sweet.
530
00:23:39,002 --> 00:23:42,255
- (CLEMENTINE CHUCKLES)
- It's sweet, so, thank you.
531
00:23:42,339 --> 00:23:45,008
So, uh, are we gonna meet the cast or what?
532
00:23:45,092 --> 00:23:46,676
Oh, shit, yeah. We should go.
533
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,053
Do you guys want to join us?
534
00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:50,097
Uh, I just remembered I can't.
535
00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:53,683
I'm, uh, tutoring a homeless kid
tomorrow morning.
536
00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:54,810
Aw.
537
00:23:54,893 --> 00:23:57,062
Yeah, and I got a dinner with this, uh,
538
00:23:57,145 --> 00:23:59,356
guy I met at the Kenneth Cole outlet, so...
Mmm.
539
00:23:59,689 --> 00:24:00,857
(DESI CHUCKLES)
540
00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:02,275
DESI: You be safe.
541
00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:14,621
- Hi.
- Hey, what's going on?
542
00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:18,500
- Hey.
- Hey.
543
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:20,627
I thought we said we weren't
gonna do this anymore.
544
00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:24,047
Uh, yeah, you said that,
but I never signed off on anything.
545
00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:27,592
Hey, look, wait.
546
00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:31,972
Look, I'm not opposed to the general idea
of where this seems to be headed.
547
00:24:32,055 --> 00:24:34,307
Okay, I'm not, but I do think we should try to,
548
00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:36,393
you know, nail down the specifics
of what this means
549
00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:39,312
in a more global macro sense.
550
00:24:39,396 --> 00:24:40,856
Okay, Ray, yeah, you do that.
551
00:24:40,939 --> 00:24:43,150
And, um, whenever you're done doing that,
552
00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:45,777
I'm gonna be in here waiting for you...
553
00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:47,737
Naked.
554
00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:53,076
Okay.
555
00:24:54,703 --> 00:24:55,704
(CLICKS)
556
00:24:57,539 --> 00:25:03,128
WOMAN 1: So he decides his choice
is that he is going to climb the fourth wall.
557
00:25:03,211 --> 00:25:04,337
MAN: Oh, no.
WOMAN 2: What?
558
00:25:04,421 --> 00:25:07,424
You know the story. Not break it, climb it.
559
00:25:07,507 --> 00:25:08,592
What did that look like?
560
00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:11,219
Okay, it looked a little something like this.
561
00:25:11,303 --> 00:25:12,762
(PANTING)
562
00:25:13,722 --> 00:25:16,683
- Hangs off a little, looks down... Oh, God.
- (CHUCKLES)
563
00:25:16,766 --> 00:25:20,729
Gets up, looks at the audience,
looks back at me.
564
00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:22,689
- (LAUGHS) I'm just like, "How do I..."
- (LAUGHS)
565
00:25:22,772 --> 00:25:25,817
- Fuck this guy.
- And if you ask him about it, he has...
566
00:25:25,901 --> 00:25:28,153
You know, he says he has zero memory of it.
567
00:25:28,236 --> 00:25:30,363
ADAM: I have a new respect for that guy now.
568
00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:32,073
(ALL LAUGHING)
569
00:25:34,618 --> 00:25:37,037
I got fired from my job today.
570
00:25:40,248 --> 00:25:42,959
- You what?
- I got fired from my job.
571
00:25:43,627 --> 00:25:45,212
- Sorry.
- WOMAN 1: No, this is good.
572
00:25:45,837 --> 00:25:47,756
You have the floor, Adam's girlfriend.
573
00:25:47,839 --> 00:25:52,385
Okay, it's Hannah,
and I should clarify I intentionally got fired.
574
00:25:52,469 --> 00:25:56,806
I wanted to get fired,
and I succeeded with flying colors.
575
00:25:56,890 --> 00:26:00,060
- Why'd you get fired?
- Why'd you want to get fired?
576
00:26:00,143 --> 00:26:02,020
I got fired so I could
receive my unemployment
577
00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:06,149
'cause Mama is gonna
need that unemployment.
578
00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:09,861
(CHUCKLES)
579
00:26:11,488 --> 00:26:13,156
She's gonna get it.
580
00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:16,368
(CLEARS THROAT)
581
00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:18,620
CLEMENTINE: You guys want more drinks?
582
00:26:19,329 --> 00:26:21,748
- HANNAH: I think your friends really liked me.
- (ADAM GRUNTS)
583
00:26:24,376 --> 00:26:26,920
Don't knock me into things, okay?
584
00:26:27,003 --> 00:26:28,755
Be careful with me, please.
585
00:26:28,838 --> 00:26:30,674
Precious cargo.
586
00:26:30,799 --> 00:26:32,550
- Ow. (CHUCKLES)
- (GRUNTS)
587
00:26:33,051 --> 00:26:34,219
Gentle.
588
00:26:34,302 --> 00:26:37,931
Your theater friends are very theatery.
589
00:26:38,181 --> 00:26:39,599
- Have you noticed that?
- Shh.
590
00:26:39,683 --> 00:26:41,935
(WHISPERS) Don't want to wake up Ray.
591
00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:44,688
Well, I don't care about waking up Ray
because you know what?
592
00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:48,108
Ray's a dick.
It's about time we all just acknowledged it.
593
00:26:48,191 --> 00:26:50,068
I'm so glad you're getting the fuck out of here.
594
00:26:50,151 --> 00:26:51,278
Yeah.
595
00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:52,862
After opening night, right?
596
00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:54,656
Well...
597
00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:57,284
I don't think we can set an exact time.
598
00:26:58,076 --> 00:26:59,703
Are you serious?
599
00:27:01,413 --> 00:27:02,706
(KISSES)
600
00:27:02,872 --> 00:27:03,873
(ADAM MOANS)
601
00:27:04,374 --> 00:27:05,875
(MARNIE MOANING)
602
00:27:07,043 --> 00:27:08,336
Do you hear that?
603
00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:11,214
Yeah, it sounds like Ray's got company.
604
00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:12,424
(RAY MOANING)
605
00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:14,634
Excuse me. (GRUNTS)
606
00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:16,886
Hannah, what the fuck?
It's none of your business.
607
00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:18,722
Everything's my business.
608
00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:23,852
(BOTH MOANING)
609
00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:25,020
(SCREAMING)
610
00:27:25,603 --> 00:27:26,604
(BOTH SCREAM)
611
00:27:26,730 --> 00:27:28,148
Are you fucking kidding me?
612
00:27:28,231 --> 00:27:30,233
What the fuck are you doing?
613
00:27:30,317 --> 00:27:33,653
This is America. You don't just barge
into someone's fucking bedroom.
614
00:27:33,737 --> 00:27:35,739
Put your dick away.
615
00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:37,157
- Adam?
- Yes?
616
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,951
- Did you know this was going on?
- No.
617
00:27:40,035 --> 00:27:42,579
- MARNIE: He made me.
- What?
618
00:27:43,246 --> 00:27:45,915
You will never judge me again.
619
00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:53,048
(NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS PLAYING)