1 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:08,925 TAD: To our daughter Hannah... 2 00:00:09,635 --> 00:00:11,886 LOREEN: Let's wait until he gets here. 3 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:15,056 I can't wait. I'm too overwhelmed with emotion. 4 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,683 - So sweet, Daddy. - (TAD CHUCKLES) 5 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:18,851 To our daughter, Hannah. 6 00:00:18,936 --> 00:00:20,770 Slow to grow, but... 7 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:21,938 Oh... 8 00:00:22,815 --> 00:00:24,941 How beautiful is the blossom. 9 00:00:26,235 --> 00:00:29,696 We're so very proud of your achievements, 10 00:00:30,114 --> 00:00:32,657 your artistry, and your warm, open heart. 11 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:33,741 (CLICKS TONGUE) 12 00:00:33,826 --> 00:00:35,868 Thank you. Hey, can I get some fries, 13 00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:37,036 - when you get a chance? - Fries, please? 14 00:00:37,121 --> 00:00:38,413 You don't need any fries. 15 00:00:38,497 --> 00:00:40,039 TAD: I'll share. 16 00:00:40,124 --> 00:00:41,624 It's Friday, so... 17 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,001 Uh... 18 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:45,920 To our daughter, Hannah Helene... 19 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:47,380 That is me. 20 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:49,757 ...who smiled when she first came out of the womb. 21 00:00:49,842 --> 00:00:51,718 - And then sneezed. - And then sneezed. 22 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:53,010 That's right, you sneezed. 23 00:00:53,137 --> 00:00:54,804 - (BOTH LAUGHING) - No, I didn't! 24 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,889 LOREEN: Yes, you sneezed one great big sneeze. 25 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:59,434 "I have allergies." 26 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:02,353 Well, I want to toast both of you 27 00:01:02,438 --> 00:01:06,357 for the massive amounts of love and support that you have shown me 28 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,985 in the four years since I graduated from college. 29 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,070 And I just want to say that even in the moments 30 00:01:11,155 --> 00:01:14,949 when, superficially, it didn't seem like you were supporting me 31 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:17,160 and it seemed like you were criticizing my choices 32 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:18,661 and doubting my talent, 33 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:21,122 I know that you were supporting me in your own way. 34 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:24,292 - So, that means a lot. - Thanks, sweetie. 35 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:26,127 - I'm so sorry I'm late. - Hey, Adam! 36 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:27,754 - Hey, big guy. - How was your audition? 37 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:31,883 Fuckin' shitty. Apparently they meant more like Tour de France biker. 38 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:34,177 I'm gonna rip my agent a new eyehole. 39 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:35,636 - Hi. - Hi. 40 00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:37,805 HANNAH: He has a really, really great new agent. 41 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:41,100 She is now representing him along with many other great actors 42 00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:43,144 like Norman Reedus from The Walking Dead. 43 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:44,479 She just can't read English. 44 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,522 You know Norman Reedus? 45 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:48,191 Tad was just toasting Hannah. 46 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,693 We want her to know how proud we are of this adventure 47 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:52,945 she's embarking on. 48 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:54,238 To Hannah. 49 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:55,865 Yes. 50 00:01:55,991 --> 00:02:00,411 Taking the next step in a series of random steps. 51 00:02:00,496 --> 00:02:01,954 How strange our journey is through life? 52 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:05,666 You know, we try and inject it with meaning, but at the end of the day, 53 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:08,377 all we have are days 54 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:13,299 marching on. 55 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:15,426 - That's very cool, Adam. - Cool? 56 00:02:17,179 --> 00:02:18,679 Congratulations and mazel tov. 57 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,181 To lowa. 58 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:29,357 WOMAN: Sometimes it feels like nothing, 59 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:31,150 a total numbness, 60 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:33,319 and sometimes it feels like the coldest rain 61 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:37,031 is going to keep falling down on you forever. 62 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:38,699 Living your life with depression 63 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:41,410 is like trying to walk a mile in mud. 64 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:44,831 We all need a little help sometimes to change the weather. 65 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:47,333 Torpica, 66 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:50,086 because you deserve the sun. 67 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:52,797 Ask your doctor if Torpica is right for you. 68 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:54,841 - Side effects may include... - (TV TURNS OFF) 69 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:59,428 Okay, you're really good. 70 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:04,267 What? 71 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:07,228 It's fuckin' heinous! 72 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:09,772 They cut shit out that made it a cohesive story. 73 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,023 Yeah, I mean, it's a commercial, 74 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:12,733 but you were really good. 75 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:14,527 (GRUNTS) 76 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:17,864 Can't believe I fuckin' shaved for that shit! 77 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:20,032 Okay, listen. It was a job, okay? 78 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:22,368 And no one is even gonna remember this in two months. 79 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:24,495 Someone already came up to me in the subway and was like, 80 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:26,455 "Hey, I couldn't get my dick hard on Torpica." 81 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,749 I'm sorry, but people have to work. 82 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:30,376 You took a job. It's fine. 83 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:32,295 (GROANS) 84 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:35,381 I'm sorry. 85 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:37,133 And I'm sorry I can't tell you exactly what weekend 86 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,676 I'm coming home to visit, okay? 87 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:40,052 That's okay. 88 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:43,890 I mean, I know it's okay. 89 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:46,100 I just feel like the whole separation thing 90 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:49,604 would be easier if we, you know, had a clear-cut plan. 91 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:54,942 No, it's fine. With cell phones and modern communication, 92 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:56,903 we're gonna talk, like, 10 times tomorrow. 93 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:59,071 It's all good. It's all fluid. We'll take it day by day. 94 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:01,282 There's no need to create some drama. 95 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:05,453 Okay. 96 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:07,997 (MOANING) 97 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:14,420 Oh, my God, that's so good. 98 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,881 Oh, my God. 99 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:18,174 Oh, I love that. 100 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,093 I love you, too. 101 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:23,846 (BOTH MOANING) 102 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,267 All right, you are all set. 103 00:04:28,352 --> 00:04:29,936 You're gonna be getting your diploma in the mail 104 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,354 in about six to eight weeks. 105 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:32,688 SHOSHANNA: Thank you. 106 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,106 Okay, smile, my honey. 107 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:36,525 (CAMERA CLICKS) 108 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,946 - Well, you missed it. - I missed it? I missed what? 109 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:42,114 No, you didn't. You didn't miss anything. There's nothing to miss. 110 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:43,282 I don't get my diploma for, like, a month. 111 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:44,450 Which address did you give them, Shoshy? 112 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:46,035 I think she gave them mine. 113 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:47,787 WOMAN: Mel Shapiro? 114 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:48,955 We're both Mel Shapiro. 115 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:51,165 It's Melvin and Melanie. 116 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,125 WOMAN: Mel Shapiro, 25 Eden Manor Way. 117 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:55,002 Ah, I told you. She gave them mine. 118 00:04:55,087 --> 00:04:57,630 - Well, can we get two copies? - (SOFTLY) We don't need two copies. 119 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:58,881 Why did you want your father to get it first? 120 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:00,132 - Be honest with me. - I just... 121 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:01,425 Don't bullshit me. 122 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:02,510 I'm not bullshitting. 123 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,553 It's just where the bills go, so I assumed he should get it. 124 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:07,640 Excuse me, I live in a gated community and I have very responsible security 125 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,392 which will make sure that it won't be misplaced. 126 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,310 Well, I have Kevin and he works from home. 127 00:05:11,395 --> 00:05:12,395 Kevin works? 128 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:14,313 Yeah, I don't have to defend him to you. 129 00:05:14,398 --> 00:05:16,899 I have never mishandled a package since I married him and that is a fact. 130 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,943 Okay, seriously, you guys, there's nothing special about today. 131 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:20,152 I'm not even walking in the processional 132 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:21,320 or wearing a hat, so can we please just go? 133 00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:22,738 MELANIE: Will you get a picture of us three, please? 134 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:23,948 Why would you want that? 135 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:26,367 It's not for me, it's for Shoshy. She would like it. 136 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:27,493 I don't want it. 137 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:29,120 Why don't you want it? You're out of your mind! 138 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:31,539 You're gonna look back on this moment and you're gonna regret it 139 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:33,833 because it's a good thing to document, to remember you did something. 140 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:35,918 - MELVIN: She doesn't want a picture. - She accomplished something. 141 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,086 I worked hard and I paid for this. 142 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:48,556 Beedie! 143 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,183 Krasner's gonna be fine. 144 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:55,021 He swallowed a bobby pin, which affected his gallbladder. 145 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:56,647 I think that's what they said. 146 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:59,025 Do you know I got enough pastrami 147 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:01,736 to feed all of fucking Brighton Beach? 148 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:04,530 Where you at, thug? 149 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:11,287 Oh. Physical therapist. You aren't supposed to be here till 6:00. 150 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,122 She still has to eat and have lunch. 151 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:14,749 No. 152 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,459 I'm her daughter. 153 00:06:16,752 --> 00:06:19,462 Oh, my God. Uh, Rickie, right? 154 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:21,505 Oh, my God. I've heard so much about you. 155 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:23,174 How was Argentina? 156 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,217 I know what happened, dumbass. 157 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:26,552 What are you talking about? 158 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:28,763 She had to have her stomach pumped, all right? 159 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:31,307 You lied to the police and she could've died. 160 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,309 Where is Beedie? 161 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,894 She's getting packed, okay? 162 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:36,645 She's coming to live with me in Connecticut. 163 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:40,483 And she doesn't want me to call the police, so I won't, 164 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:44,487 but what you did (SCOFFS) was "unconscible," all right? 165 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:47,615 "Unconscible." It was "unconscible." 166 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:48,866 I can't say that word. 167 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:50,826 What you did fucking sucked. 168 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,828 You really are a piece of shit. 169 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,581 I did what she asked me to do. 170 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,500 Fuck you. 171 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,168 You really need to figure some shit out. 172 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,003 - No, can you just give me one second? - Honestly. 173 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:03,380 Please let me just gather my thoughts. I'm like... 174 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:04,965 You know, I'm not that much older than you 175 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:06,592 and all my friends have it together. 176 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:09,470 But every time I meet someone five or more years younger than me, 177 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:11,806 they are a complete asshole. 178 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:13,140 Is it because you were told you were special 179 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:16,018 one too many times and, what, you believed it? 180 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:18,562 Because when my generation 181 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:21,232 and every generation before me were called special, 182 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:24,235 we were smart enough to know it meant that we were stupid, 183 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:26,946 so it made us work that much harder to stop being stupid. 184 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:29,115 BEEDIE: I'm ready to go now. 185 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:32,368 JESSA: Beedie, what is going on? 186 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:34,620 Please don't go. 187 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:38,499 Jess, we got ourselves into far too much trouble. 188 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:40,459 What do you mean? 189 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:43,796 Well, we practically robbed a bank. 190 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:45,965 We did, pretty much. 191 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:47,842 We could have, at least. 192 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:49,718 Best friends reunited. 193 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:51,387 JESSA: Please listen to me. 194 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,306 You cannot go to Connecticut. 195 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:55,891 You will die there. 196 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,394 I have to go. 197 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:06,318 You're so special. You're so full of contradictions. 198 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:09,238 And you're so beautiful and then you're so ugly. 199 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:12,741 - Yeah, thanks. - No, I just adore you. You just... 200 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:17,413 You really took care of me. 201 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:20,499 I tried. 202 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:23,169 - You're an old bitch sometimes, but you... - Will you shut up? 203 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:26,088 - At least I tried. - I tried. 204 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:28,299 You beautiful thing. 205 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:32,887 Tell me you love me more than her. 206 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:35,389 (BOTH LAUGHING) 207 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:43,355 I love you more than her. 208 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:47,318 (KISSES) 209 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,738 HANNAH: Is that really heavy, baby? 210 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:53,365 ADAM: Yeah. MAN: Let me help you with that. 211 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,868 I cannot believe we got that done so early. 212 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:58,704 (SCOFFS) It's not early. You leave tomorrow. 213 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:00,289 Yeah, but I don't usually, like, pack. 214 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,124 I usually leave my crap in a pile 215 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:05,085 and just hope it somehow makes it to where I'm going. 216 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:07,713 I'm sorry that we have to go to this Marnie-Desi gig 217 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:09,173 or whatever horror show. 218 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:11,300 All time with you is great. 219 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:15,596 No piece of time is more valuable than another. 220 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:18,390 We are here together right now. 221 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:20,309 HANNAH: Okay. 222 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:26,232 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 223 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:29,902 - The girl in the store said... - That's what you do. 224 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:31,570 Okay, well, I have a little powder if you need to... 225 00:09:31,655 --> 00:09:33,197 I don't... We have different color faces. 226 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:36,200 You know, they have these pieces now you can put in just to fluff it up. 227 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:37,868 I don't need any extra hair. I have plenty of hair. 228 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,161 Hi! 229 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:42,081 Hannah! What's up? 230 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:45,668 Hey, Shosh. How's it goin'? 231 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,294 - Hi! - Hi! 232 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,796 - How are you? - Good. 233 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:51,006 I can never get this where I want it to be. 234 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,675 - Hey. - DESI: I can... 235 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,301 Hey! 236 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:55,552 Mon amour. 237 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:57,513 - Hi. - Hey. 238 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:01,558 CLEMENTINE: Mmm. 239 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:03,185 Listen, I'm gonna run and pee before we start. 240 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:04,728 I got us a table right there. 241 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:09,775 Hey, Clementine. 242 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:11,527 Hey, Marnie. 243 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,611 Um... 244 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:15,114 Listen, I feel like I need... 245 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:16,699 No, no, me first, please. 246 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,534 Okay. 247 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:20,494 I'm so sorry. 248 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:23,789 I was possessed talking to you like that. 249 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:27,626 I'm not even a jealous person. I think that I was just maybe threatened 250 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:30,170 by the musical connection you guys share 251 00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:33,549 and scared that I would lose him, which is crazy. 252 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:37,469 Yeah, well, I'm sorry that I gave you the impression 253 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:41,640 that I was even almost remotely capable of doing something like that. 254 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,227 Anyway, thank you for saying that. 255 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:46,854 Well, break a leg, lady. 256 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,397 Oh, thanks, girl. 257 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,607 - So, see you after. - Sure will. 258 00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:53,027 (SIGHS) 259 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,947 - Those your underwear? - This is fascinating. 260 00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:58,574 Yeah, I always try to keep clean. 261 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,535 You're competing with guys who are a completely different physical type than you. 262 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:04,163 Like, you're auditioning with Zachary Quinto 263 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,123 or Armie Hammer, even. 264 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:09,043 Well, I don't really know names, but, yeah, definitely. It's intense. 265 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,086 It's the first time I ever looked at myself in the mirror 266 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,255 and maybe wished something was different. 267 00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:15,466 Not my dick or anything, but, like, my forehead. 268 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:16,675 Yeah, yeah, totally. 269 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,802 Yo, necrophiliacs. 270 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:20,429 Hey, what's up? 271 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,097 Hi. 272 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:23,766 Aunt Mel and Uncle Mel say hi. 273 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,226 - Both of my parents are named Mel. - (CHUCKLES) 274 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:27,686 It's the worst thing that ever happened to me. 275 00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:29,521 And it was, like, the first thing that ever happened to me. 276 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,565 Let me take a picture. One sec. 277 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:32,983 Okay. Oh, wait. 278 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:36,362 - I was trying to reach you all of yesterday. - Oh, yeah? 279 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:37,696 Hold on. 280 00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:39,198 Yeah, 'cause I'm leaving tomorrow 281 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:41,283 and I was thinking you might wanna, I don't know, hang out. 282 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,659 Mmm, yeah, maybe. 283 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:44,078 EVIE: (CHUCKLING) So cute. 284 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:47,122 But it would have had to happen already because I'm leaving tomorrow. 285 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,083 Mmm, darn. 286 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,753 I'm gonna pee. 287 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:54,797 Excuse me. 288 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,050 You made the choice you need to survive. 289 00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:00,219 You made the choice you need to survive. 290 00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,763 Everyone's path will unwind just right. 291 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:06,809 Everyone's path will unwind... Hey. 292 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,977 - Hey. - I was just, um... 293 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,979 Doing your freaky obsessive voodoo shit? 294 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,607 I know. Jesus, you're weird. 295 00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:16,944 I feel like Adam is upstairs putting on this really brave face for me, 296 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:19,988 but the minute I leave tomorrow, he's just gonna fall apart. 297 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:23,033 Don't flatter yourself, please. 298 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,412 Okay, you've actually been really mean today. 299 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:27,996 I'm not being mean. 300 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,666 I'm... Well, I'm being the exact right amount of mean considering. 301 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:34,294 - Considering what? - Considering it's certainly hypocritical of you 302 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:37,756 to leave right after you told me I need to come back to New York 303 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:38,924 and stay for good. 304 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,759 But, Jessa, I'm going... 305 00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:43,387 You're pussying out on this whole thing. 306 00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:45,097 The thing that we're all trying to do, 307 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,266 which is to make it work, regardless of location, 308 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,517 right where we are. 309 00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:51,186 Well, I'm sorry you feel that way... 310 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,312 You know what else is pussy? 311 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,189 What? 312 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,316 You don't even have the bravery to break up with Adam. 313 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,860 I don't want to break up with Adam. 314 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,737 If you want to be alone, be alone. 315 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,573 No one's gonna be angry about that. 316 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,409 You seem mad at me. 317 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,870 No, no, I'm not mad at you. 318 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,372 I could give a shit. You know? 319 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,875 I mean, Jesus. Don't make a big deal out of it. 320 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,627 (DOOR CLOSES) 321 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:19,214 - Hi, little ones. - EVIE: She bangs, she bangs. 322 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,134 Right back at ya, Marnie's mom. 323 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,594 (CLICKS TONGUE) Uh-huh. 324 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:25,679 I woke up in Harlem smelling like moussaka 325 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,431 and I didn't have time to go home and change. 326 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,142 There's a lot of really exciting things happening above 125th Street 327 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,269 that I'm very happy to know about. 328 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,980 I stopped at the First Corinthians Church for a musical interlude 329 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,816 and then on my way downtown, I rescued a kitten. 330 00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,568 - EVIE: Aw. - Oh, where is it? 331 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,988 PAL: Elijah? 332 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,619 Hi, Pal. 333 00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:49,995 Um... (STUTTERS) 334 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,663 Hey. 335 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,790 Hey. You look good. 336 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,418 I'm just here brunching with the Lisas. 337 00:13:57,420 --> 00:14:00,172 You are so not gonna be tallying your booze points. 338 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,216 - Vodka has no points. - Yeah, keep telling yourself that. 339 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,259 LISA: No, my bikini waxer told me that vodka... 340 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,513 (SOFTLY) They're like the laziest bulimics you've ever met. 341 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:08,889 DESI ON MIC: Okay... 342 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,474 We are Desi and Marnie. 343 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,684 Um, or are we Marnie and Desi? 344 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,770 We'll talk about that later, sir. 345 00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:16,939 (MARNIE CHUCKLES) 346 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,108 DESI: And this is our newest ditty. 347 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,446 (GUITAR PLAYING) 348 00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:33,539 BOTH: (SINGING) I don't wanna dream if dreaming is without you 349 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:37,543 I don't want to run unless I'm running towards you 350 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:40,796 Every single thing I do is all about you 351 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:42,714 - Every thought I have - Whoo! 352 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,925 I'm thinking what you might do 353 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,678 I can't pretend that I'm fine without you anymore 354 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,725 Because I don't wanna live 355 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,061 if I'm not living for you 356 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:59,439 Now you are my king and know that I adore you 357 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:00,732 Hold on, don't let go... 358 00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,609 Oh, my God. It's so exciting. 359 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,319 (CAMERA CLICKS) 360 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,990 'Cause there is something that you need to know 361 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,700 - Hey. - Yo. 362 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,160 - Hi. - How goes it? 363 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:15,289 Swimmingly, thank you. And how are you? 364 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,542 I graduated today. 365 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,087 No, like, pomp or circumstance or whatever. 366 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,965 I just, you know, finished my degree 367 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:27,217 and now I'm just, like, in the world, 368 00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,469 trying to get 'er done, you know? 369 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,222 Welcome to the world. Congratulations. 370 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:33,890 It's a nice world. 371 00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,893 I really didn't want to see Marnie singing today, actually, 372 00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:39,271 because female folk singers remind me of being carsick 373 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:40,814 when I was little, 374 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,109 but, I thought that maybe I would see you 375 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,194 and I wanted to say that I'm sorry. 376 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,488 For what? 377 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:51,199 For, like, trying to manipulate you 378 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,201 into being in a relationship with me again. 379 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:56,079 I just was in a really bad circle 380 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,539 that I had drawn for myself 381 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,916 and I tried to drag you into that and that was not fair. 382 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,127 It was very uncool. 383 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,879 Well, I appreciate you saying all that. 384 00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:07,466 Honestly, too, you, like, 385 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:08,800 totally picked the best one of my friends to bone 386 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,093 - because I never really liked Marnie. - (CHUCKLES) 387 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,429 How fortuitous. 388 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:13,513 (CHUCKLES) Oh. 389 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:17,976 Ooh. 390 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:20,812 Okay. 391 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:23,231 Um, later. Later, gator. 392 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:24,566 Okay, bye. 393 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,401 I'm not ever leaving 394 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:31,114 I'm standing outside till you see me 395 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:34,576 I rode here so fast 396 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:38,997 And if I'm breathless you're the reason 397 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:40,957 Breathless is the title of the song. 398 00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,252 Oh, oh 399 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,088 Yeah 400 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:47,756 Oh, oh 401 00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:51,968 Oh, oh 402 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,512 Yeah 403 00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,889 Oh, oh 404 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:03,772 Thank you, guys. We're so psyched to be here. 405 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:07,025 Believe it or not, this is our first jazz brunch. 406 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,860 Obviously we're not playing jazz, 407 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,362 but we love brunch. 408 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:13,490 And if you guys are really lucky, maybe I'll scat for you. 409 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:14,866 Do a little rap. 410 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,243 Please don't. 411 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,037 Um, so this next one is... 412 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:23,250 It's new and it's something I wrote for a friend of mine 413 00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:24,626 who is going away. 414 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:27,337 She's gonna do so great. 415 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,506 It's called Onward and Inward. 416 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,299 - BOY: Tag, you're it! - (GUITAR PLAYING) 417 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:39,349 Onward and inward journey continues 418 00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:43,854 Deeper and darker I'll always be with you 419 00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:45,814 Whoa-oh 420 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,482 Goodbye, friend 421 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,278 What are you thinking about? 422 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:55,073 MARNIE: (SINGING) I'll be watching Watching you from behind 423 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,576 I'm just listening. 424 00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,120 Watching for the rest of time 425 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,747 Yeah, the maze of our future? 426 00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:03,665 'Cause that's what I'm thinking about. 427 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,171 And love is a trick that we play on ourselves 428 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:14,009 But my love waits all alone on a shelf 429 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:17,304 And fears of laugh... 430 00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,347 Of... 431 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,641 Okay, let's just hope she doesn't quit her day job 432 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,143 as the face of Eddie Bauer. 433 00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:24,478 (LAUGHING) 434 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,150 - BOY: Mommy, make her stop singing! - (BABY CRYING) 435 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,526 This is not gonna end well. 436 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,361 Stop! 437 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,947 Hey, brother, that's not cool, bro. 438 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,282 All right? Be respectful. 439 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,117 - She's trying to sing. - Am I doing something wrong? 440 00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:40,786 Stop, Marnie, stop. 441 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,871 People aren't even paying attention. They're not even listening. 442 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,207 That's crazy. They're into it. It's just a couple kids. 443 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,167 You know what? Fuck this. I'm sorry. 444 00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,422 Um, we'll be right back. 445 00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:55,258 This might be a good time to talk with your loved ones 446 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:59,054 about respect and about how your behavior affects other people, et cetera. 447 00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:10,023 Marnie. 448 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,737 Oh, God. There's no point. 449 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,698 There's no point in what? 450 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:20,617 Sharing my music. 451 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,160 They were being so fucking mean. 452 00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:23,537 They were laughing at me. 453 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,413 Some of those songs are about death. 454 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,833 Marnie, this business is not for sissy bitches. 455 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,501 What? 456 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,002 The crying, the shaking... 457 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,004 I mean, you've gotta give it a fuckin' rest. 458 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,507 Elijah, where are your manners? 459 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,384 Look, honey, if you want to do this, 460 00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,177 you've gotta thicken your skin, okay? 461 00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:43,139 You should have stopped giving a fuck when you got on that stage. 462 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:46,142 What do Judy Garland and Lady Gaga have in common? 463 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,687 - They're both white? - No. 464 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,272 They're both bad bitches 465 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,566 who don't give a fuck what people think. 466 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,651 They were told that they weren't thin enough, 467 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,194 that they weren't feminine enough, 468 00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:58,321 that they weren't beautiful enough. 469 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,241 And then Judy went and died 'cause it all became too much. 470 00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,869 But Lady Gaga's fine. 471 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,912 Be well, Elijah. 472 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,207 Oh, and, uh, Marnie, 473 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:12,002 you are so talented. 474 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,045 Have you ever thought about being a background artist? 475 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,840 Because I have a friend at Central Casting 476 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,592 and she's always looking for people to be, like, 477 00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:20,427 you know, in a Good Wife courtroom scene. 478 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,221 LISA: Or like SVU victim. 479 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,223 You'd be an amazing victim. 480 00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:26,391 Bye. 481 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,310 So nice to meet you. 482 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,647 I'm glad we broke up! 483 00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:34,983 What a little fuckin' dick. 484 00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:37,152 You know what? New York is such bullshit. 485 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,572 If we lived anywhere else, I would never have to worry about seeing him 486 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,992 because he would have already killed himself for being so small and gay. 487 00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:50,916 I can't believe Marnie left without saying goodbye. 488 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,585 Maybe she had another jazz lunch. 489 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:56,254 Are you sure it's okay that I'm leaving all this stuff here? 490 00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:57,672 Yeah, it's your apartment. 491 00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:00,425 Yeah, but I'm not gonna be living here or paying rent, 492 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:01,635 so you get to make some decisions. 493 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,095 Hmm. 494 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,223 I like being amongst your stuff. 495 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,853 You know I'm shit on the phone, right? 496 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:15,732 You're asking if I know if you're shit on the phone? 497 00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:18,610 You take so many pauses that I think you've hung up 498 00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:21,613 and the only way you respond is, like, with this long groan. 499 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,365 Just like... (GROANS) 500 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,911 You're terrible at the phone. 501 00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:31,873 Do you want to go over the plan again? 502 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:35,001 The plan is... 503 00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:37,504 There is no plan. 504 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,881 That works for me. 505 00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:41,925 As a plan. 506 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,637 It's a plan, then. 507 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,933 ADAM: Okay. 508 00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:12,288 - Jesus fucking shit. - (KNOCK ON DOOR) 509 00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:13,999 (SOFTLY) Mom, I will be right out, okay? 510 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,668 - Adam is sleeping. - MARNIE: No, it's me. 511 00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:23,091 What are you doing here? It's 6:00 a.m. 512 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:26,511 Did you really think you were gonna leave without me saying goodbye? 513 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,680 Well, I couldn't find you after the gig anywhere. 514 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,140 That place was a shit show. 515 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:31,516 That's the last time I do a jazz brunch. 516 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,893 I can't get my fucking suitcase closed. 517 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:35,812 Have you tried sitting on it? 518 00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:41,526 It's a volume thing and it has to be equally distributed, 519 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,695 so you have to make sure while you're packing 520 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:47,073 that you actually stack them full... 521 00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:59,294 I think a vase just broke underneath me. 522 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:00,670 A vase? 523 00:23:00,755 --> 00:23:02,756 You put a vase in the suitcase? 524 00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:11,973 (SOFTLY) Hey. 525 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:33,411 Hey, party freaks. 526 00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:35,121 Are you serious with that hat? 527 00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:36,790 TAD: Yes. LOREEN: Marnie came to pack? 528 00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:38,917 That's so sweet. What a friend, right? 529 00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:40,001 TAD: A good pal. 530 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,007 (SOBBING) 531 00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:50,261 LOREEN: Hannah, could you lend a hand here? 532 00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:52,931 HANNAH: Hey, Marnie, don't cry. 533 00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:54,933 I'm gonna text you in, like, two seconds. 534 00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:56,518 MARNIE: I love you. 535 00:24:01,315 --> 00:24:02,982 (CAR ENGINE STARTS) 536 00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:13,243 (DOG BARKING) 537 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,749 LOREEN: Let's wait to get gas in an hour. 538 00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:21,334 TAD: No, let's not wait to get gas. We only... 539 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:23,294 LOREEN: No, no, no, I'm gonna have to pee in about an hour. 540 00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:25,505 - TAD: Well, why can't you pee now? - 'Cause I don't have to pee now. 541 00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:26,965 TAD: We've only got a quarter of a tank. 542 00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:29,175 LOREEN: No, I'm gonna have to pee in an hour, so let's just wait. 543 00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:30,635 TAD: Hannah might want a snack. 544 00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:32,762 LOREEN: I've got a whole bag of Fig Newtons. 545 00:24:32,847 --> 00:24:36,808 - She loves 'em. - TAD: Wow, there you go. Fig Newtons.