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- ADAM: Hannah?
- Mmm-hmm?

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You want another glass of water?

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No.

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Okay,

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I was gonna go get a cold-pressed juice,

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so I will let you two catch up

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and I will be back shortly.

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Or not shortly,
or whenever anyone contacts me.

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- Okay, cool.
- Yeah, cool.

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Would anyone like a juice or a tea?

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Actually, I could do an apple juice
if you could...

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No, thank you, Mimi-Rose.

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(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)

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- You okay?
- Me?

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Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

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Oh, um, 'cause I woke up in
an alternate universe

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where up is down and right is wrong?

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No, no, it's completely fine.

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Well, I'm sorry, this must be fuckin' weird,

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but if I knew you were coming home...

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What, you wouldn't have had a girlfriend?

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No, I don't know.
I would've... I would've warned you.

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It's just something we're trying out.

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You were in love with me a month ago.

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Yes, I know.

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It all happened in a very unexpected way.

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I didn't break any rules.

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Nope, you didn't break any rules,

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except maybe the rule
of common human decency, Adam.

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Look, you made the choice to leave.
You did that. I didn't do that.

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- Who the fuck is she?
- Her name is Mimi-Rose Howard.

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- She... (STAMMERS)
- That's not a name.

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That's just a woman's name and a man's name
with a flower stuck in the middle of it.

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I mean, seriously?
She's living in my fuckin' apartment?

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Actually, you left it to me.

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Left it to you? Adam, I'm not dead.

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And now all my fuckin' stuff is gone.
Where's all my stuff?

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I got you a storage unit in Fort Greene.

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That I paid for.

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Wow, thank you, Mr. Rockefeller.

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Another grand romantic gesture
from the Last of the Red Hot Lovers.

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Hannah, I want you to understand,
this isn't about you.

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You know what, Adam?
I think I really understand that part.

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Now if you'll excuse me,
I'm very tired from my journey

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and I'm gonna go take a little rest in my room.

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ADAM: Oh, okay.

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Um...

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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

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Okay.

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Hey, Desi, it's Adam.

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Uh, Adam Sackler. You know me.

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Listen, if you talk to Marnie,
could you have her give me a call,

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or just come to my place... Hannah's place?

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Um...

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Okay, end of message.

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Maybe we should just leave
and let her stay here.

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No, no, you don't know Hannah.

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She'll stay in there
until we have a new president.

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She's stubborn as fuck
and likes to be in bed a lot.

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Would it help if I talk to her?

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I'm really good in a crisis.

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No fuckin' way.

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(KNOCK ON DOOR)

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Oh, hi. Marnie, right?

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No, not right, and I don't know who you are
and I don't care to know.

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And that is all I have to say about it.

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- Is she in here?
- ADAM: Yes.

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Banana?

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HANNAH: Mmm-hmm?

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Oh, my God.

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Hi.

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Hi, Shosh.

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- SHOSHANNA: Can they hear us in here?
- I don't know.

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Oh, my God, what is that?

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Some hideous tapestry

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that never would've been here
had I lived here because...

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What the fuck? What?

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Okay, you definitely need to call your super.

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This is something Adam and I
always talked about, you know?

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Making a master suite with our bare hands.

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And now it's here
and I have nothing to do with it.

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Okay, Hannah, I understand
this is about your pain

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and your devastation, totally,

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and I'm gonna get you a hot cup of tea
for that, like, in just a mo,

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but am I the only one
who doesn't know about this?

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We loved each other, Shosh.

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We loved each other,
and nothing has changed, okay?

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I'm the same person I was when he loved me.

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In fact, I'm an arguably better person

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because I went away
and figured out what I want.

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Hannah, we are going to get through this.

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- I want to die.
- No, you don't.

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You and me and Jessa and-or slash Marnie,

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we are going to get through this together.

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If they ever show up or call back.

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Also, you have absolutely lost weight,
and that is a definite.

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Yes, two and a half pounds.

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Yeah, I know. That's a lot.

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Um, we need to find out every possible detail

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about this rando hussy immediately.

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My laptop's in my bag.

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SHOSHANNA: Okay, what's her name again?

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Mimi-Rose Howard.

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Ew, of course it is.

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(TYPING) Mimi dash Rose space Howard...

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I don't know if I want to do this.

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I don't want to be
this woman-googling person.

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Okay.

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(MAKING SWOOSHING SOUND)

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(IMITATES CHOKING)

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Rhode Island School of Design, 2007 BFA.

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BFA in what?

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Fine Arts, whatever,
with an emphasis on sculpture.

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Um, wait. Holy shit.

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"Mimi-Rose Howard
visiting artist keynote address"?

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Wait. Okay, I wanna see this.

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You know what? I don't think
that we should watch this.

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How many of you remember your first love?

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Hands.

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Yes, me, too.

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When I was nine,
I fell in love for the first time.

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The minute I saw Peter,
I knew he would be mine.

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Okay, you know what?
We're not watching this.

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- It was a bad idea.
- No, I wanna finish it. I need to finish it.

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I just really think that it's not a good idea.

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- I need to finish it, Shoshanna.
- I think that it... No!

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You know what I think would be a good idea?

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If you and I went to my lodgings

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and I made you that warm mug of tea
that we were talking about.

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- And maybe you took a bath.
- No, thank you.

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Bye, Shosh. Thank you for stopping by.

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I just think that this is
really not a safe space... Oh, my God.

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Okay, you just boob-hit me with your foot.

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- Oh, my God.
- I'm okay.

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I just want to be alone.

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I think she just needs
some time to digest this.

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Does she need to do it here?

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Uh, it seems like it, but all will be
revealed in the fullness of time.

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I can't believe you called her first.

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I didn't call her first, she just got here first.

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Uh, if I were her, I'd definitely be the person
I'd want someone to call first.

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Actually, I called Marnie before either of you.

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- Oh, well, that's nice.
- You're a twat.

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You know what, if you see her,

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tell her her services are no longer needed.

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- Hannah?
- HANNAH: Who's there?

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What is going on? Why aren't you in Idaho?

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What do you care?

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What did I do?

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I'm sorry, I'm just really confused right now.

151
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Are you here on furlough?

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Adam is seeing someone.

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Yeah, right, Mimi-Rose Howard.

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I told you about her, right?

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No.

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Jessa, I think I'd remember

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if you told me that my boyfriend
had an entirely new girlfriend.

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- Fair enough.
- I don't understand what's happening, Jess.

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I feel so fucking insane.
How did this even occur?

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Well, the heart wants what the heart wants.

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You do know who you're quoting, right?

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I actually am sure I told you about her.

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I distinctly remember.

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Jessa, I'm 100% sure you really didn't.

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Okay, so let's put your mind at ease.

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What do you want to know?

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Nothing, everything. What do I need to know?

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(SIGHS) Okay, I hadn't seen MRH in,
like, a year or two

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and I knew she was single
after the whole Ace thing blew up,

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and then I was talking to Adam
about his predicament...

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Oh, my God. You set them up.

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I mean, what's... I don't understand.
What's the problem?

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You said you were leaving for two years.

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(STUTTERS) Hold on,
what were we supposed to do,

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sit around flicking our clits till you got back?

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I can't fucking believe this.
I can't believe this.

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Oh, my God. I mean, I don't want to hurt you.

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But the fact is, is that Adam is happy.

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And he's really opening up
at our dumb meetings,

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which is a good thing.

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What is he saying at the meetings?

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Hannah, you know I can't tell you that.

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It's anonymous. Don't be a child.

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Fuck.

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You just hit me.

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Yeah, you hit me.

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You're a fucking bitch.

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You have officially gone psycho.

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She's basically reverted to a preverbal level.

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- So?
- So call Marnie.

191
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I've already called
her stupid phone like 10 times.

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- (SHOUTING) How do you find people like...
- (DOOR SLAMS)

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(CAR HORNS HONKING)

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HANNAH: "This is a message
for her majesty, Marnie Michaels.

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"This is Hannah, and this is the last message

196
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"you'll be receiving from me
during our friendship,

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"which is now over because of the fact
that you haven't been here for me

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"during what could constitute
the worst moment of my entire life.

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"And I'm stuck in our old apartment
in my bedroom.

200
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"There's a hole in the wall to your bedroom.

201
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"The place is seething with intruders.

202
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"And I have never had to piss worse in my life,

203
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"and probably no one else in America
has ever had to piss worse than me."

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(URINATING)

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- CAROLINE: Really tickly!
- (LAIRD LAUGHS)

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CAROLINE: Deeper, deeper.
LAIRD: Harder?

207
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Oh, yeah. Oh, sweet petunia,
don't be frightened.

208
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It's safe out here now.

209
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Where, uh... Where are Adam and her?

210
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They're bunking down
at our place for the night.

211
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Come, step into the light, my dear.

212
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How are your feelings? Still pretty tender?

213
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I actually feel fine.

214
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It was a rough morning,
but now I could not feel more fine.

215
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I'm actually worried about how fine I feel.

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(CHUCKLES) Okay, I think this girl needs
a cup of tea, Laird.

217
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But I'm creaming your feet.

218
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Why is everyone acting
like tea is some magic elixir

219
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that's gonna make it so Adam
doesn't have a girlfriend anymore?

220
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Laird, tea.

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(SIGHS)

222
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What kind of tea would
you like me to stop creaming

223
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the mother of my unborn child's feet for

224
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and make for you, Hannah?

225
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(FOOTSTEPS)

226
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(WHISPERS) Who is that?

227
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That's not them.

228
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How do you know it's not them, Laird?

229
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Yup, that's Angelo from 4G

230
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and his goddamn noisy dress shoes
like he's better than everyone else.

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CAROLINE: Mmm, Miss Mimi-Rose.
Oh, Mimi-Rose.

232
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You know, I've only met her
two or three times,

233
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but I'm just not so sure about her, Hannah.

234
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- Not so sure at all.
- Please go on.

235
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Well, Adam's very happy. I mean, there's that.

236
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But, you know, like everything else in life,

237
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that could just be illusory.

238
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It's definitely illusory.

239
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Yeah, and you know Adam.
He has such a big heart.

240
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Oh, huge heart.

241
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But he's really at his best
when he's nurturing the poor,

242
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the lost, the profoundly damaged.

243
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:02,971
- Yes.
- You know?

244
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:06,058
Which is why you were so perfect for him.

245
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:10,437
You know? And I'm just...
I'm so sorry that you are so sad.

246
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,731
- Yeah.
- I'm really not sad. I really feel...

247
00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,233
You know what, I'm okay, Laird.

248
00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:15,776
I'm actually totally okay.

249
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,862
Okay. Well, then, this'll be for later
when maybe you're not feeling okay.

250
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:20,906
Okay, but I'm gonna feel okay later, so...

251
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:23,075
And there is nothing sexual about this at all

252
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,327
because I am about to become a father.

253
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,495
That's right.

254
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,039
But of course if you needed
something of that nature,

255
00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:30,749
we'd be happy to offer.

256
00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:31,834
Yeah.

257
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,752
You're the best.

258
00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:35,337
- Baby, you're so sweet.
- Mmm.

259
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,340
- No, you're sweet.
- No, you're the greatest.

260
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,467
I'm so lucky.

261
00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:42,261
I'm the luckiest. Are you kidding?

262
00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:43,512
I couldn't be...

263
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:45,514
(JAZZ MUSIC BLARING)

264
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,031
(DOOR OPENS)

265
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,033
Hey.

266
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,161
Hi. Um...

267
00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:09,788
Is Adam here, or...

268
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,540
No, it's just us.

269
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:12,791
Okay.

270
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,503
Oh.

271
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,381
Okay. Thank you, Ray.

272
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,634
So I guess you know what's going on.

273
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:25,345
I do. I do and I'm sorry.

274
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,015
I'm sorry and I'm sickened.

275
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,643
I'm not fine, Ray.

276
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,770
I'm not fine at all! I can't even pretend.

277
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,856
This whole thing feels like a puzzle

278
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:39,109
with no possible solution,
like a Rubik's Cube.

279
00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:41,403
Those actually do have solutions.

280
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,072
I mean, yeah, if you take
all the stickers off and restick them.

281
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:47,034
It's just... You know,
I know we left things open-ended,

282
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:49,661
but we did not leave things that open-ended.

283
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,788
People can be so fucked up, Hannah.

284
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:54,291
You know? They lie, they obfuscate,

285
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,502
and then if that wasn't enough,
on top of it all,

286
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,754
they think they can get away with it
because everyone else does.

287
00:13:58,838 --> 00:13:59,838
Yeah.

288
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:03,300
Do you understand how malignant
and ethically bankrupt that logic is?

289
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:04,927
You deserve justice.

290
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:08,222
I deserve justice, and together,
by God, we will have justice.

291
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,182
Come hell or high water,
we will have our justice.

292
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,184
Can you flip the bacon, please?

293
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,769
Are you, um, okay, Ray?

294
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,230
Do you maybe have some stuff
of your own going on, or...

295
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,440
RAY: No, Hannah, this is about you, okay?

296
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:22,277
This is about you and
that protohominid ex-boyfriend of yours.

297
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:24,947
Okay, yeah, you know what?
Now that you say it,

298
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,448
maybe it is a little bit about me.

299
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:29,409
Maybe it is. Maybe it's about me
and the self-appointed mandarins

300
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,370
and fellow travelers
of Community Board Number Eight.

301
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:32,496
Quick question for you, Hannah.

302
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:36,500
Let's say, hypothetically, there was
a very logical, very expedient solution

303
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:39,878
to a noise pollution problem that threatened
the mental health of the entire community.

304
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,297
Not one individual, the entire community.

305
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,716
And let's say the solution to this problem
was so straightforward,

306
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:48,303
- (SCREAMING)
- so basic, that a failure to recognize it is...

307
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,388
- Ray.
- What?

308
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:50,430
I burned myself.

309
00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:51,932
Well, put some ice on it, but hear me out here.

310
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,059
Now let's say the solution to the problem
is so straightforward,

311
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,519
so practical, that a failure to realize it...

312
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:56,603
Ray, look.

313
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:59,565
I mean, what we're
essentially talking about... Oh, God.

314
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:00,732
It's... That's bad.

315
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,901
We got to, uh, we need...

316
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,195
Does Adam have a first aid kit
in his workshop?

317
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,948
Or is it all watch springs and doll heads?

318
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:12,703
I mean, they could put a left-turn-only lane.
That would be something.

319
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:15,372
They could also put
just a left-turn-only signal on the traffic light.

320
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,207
I mean, either of those
solutions would probably be...

321
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,167
Have you talked to Marnie lately?

322
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:20,919
No.

323
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:23,714
She's with that Mumford or Son now, right?

324
00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:24,923
And, no, it doesn't bother me.

325
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:27,467
- It doesn't bother you?
- It doesn't bother me.

326
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,052
Okay.

327
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:33,223
I was her whore, Hannah.
That's what I was. I was her whore.

328
00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:36,268
- Uh-huh.
- I was her F buddy, okay?

329
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:39,104
I'm not the type of person
she's gonna, you know, end up with.

330
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,148
- I get that.
- Why would you say that?

331
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,901
I'm not exactly Patrick Dempsey
over here, you know?

332
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:48,947
I get that, but I reject the idea
that I'm some sort of hideous troll

333
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:50,782
whose photo you wouldn't
want in your wedding album.

334
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,035
- Here, let me see this.
- I don't think you're a hideous troll.

335
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,954
- Ow.
- No, I'm not. That's what I'm...

336
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,582
When you say that I'm not,
it sounds like you think that I am, though,

337
00:15:58,666 --> 00:15:59,750
which is hurtful.

338
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,002
I actually think it was the age difference.

339
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,046
The age difference?

340
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,257
It wasn't a problem for Shoshanna, right?

341
00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:09,426
- That's true.
- I'm 34.

342
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,637
Someday you guys will be, too,
believe it or not.

343
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,431
What can I say? It's awful.

344
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,224
All right, so keep that on.
Make sure this part is tight.

345
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,309
Okay.

346
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:20,520
This is what we used to do in the Boy Scouts
during our wilderness survival weekends.

347
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,022
Keeps it dry. (CLEARS THROAT)

348
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:24,608
(SIGHS)

349
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:28,487
Hannah, I'm so sorry for everything
that you're going through.

350
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,197
- Thank you, Ray.
- I really am.

351
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:33,116
And I want you to remember one thing.

352
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:35,869
You do not deserve this.

353
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,580
Thank you, Ray.

354
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,999
That means a lot to me.

355
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:45,504
The minute I saw Peter,
I knew he would be mine.

356
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,839
With his flaxen hair and overalls,

357
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,883
he was like a Norman Rockwell painting.

358
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:54,346
And one day on a ride to an ice cream parlor,
he finally asked me to hold hands.

359
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,556
(GASPS) I was in heaven.

360
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:59,184
But that night, as I tried to read a book,

361
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,520
an activity that had heretofore
been my favorite,

362
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,063
I found myself distracted.

363
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,940
Good use of "heretofore."

364
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,776
MIMI-ROSE: Where's Peter?
What is he thinking about?

365
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:12,280
My private time,
my time to focus and learn and grow

366
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,867
was being sliced in half
by my new relationship.

367
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,703
- So, yes, when I was nine...
- (KNOCK ON DOOR)

368
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:20,038
MARNIE: Hannah, you can come out.
It's just me.

369
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,708
And I brought food.

370
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:28,630
Hello, Marnie. Glad to see
you're a person who still exists.

371
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,216
I am so sorry. Sometimes
when Desi and I are woodshedding,

372
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,968
we go on a cell phone diet, and...

373
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:36,138
I'm really sorry. How are you feeling?

374
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:39,015
I'm great, okay?
I just need to take a quick shower.

375
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,059
(DOOR CLOSES)

376
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,478
(FAUCET SQUEAKS)

377
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:53,739
MIMI-ROSE: So, yes, when I was nine,
I broke up with someone

378
00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:56,158
- for hindering my creativity.
- (AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

379
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,076
And nothing's changed.

380
00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:00,328
Maybe I'm crazy, but who knows?

381
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:03,582
Think of all your ups and downs,

382
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,917
all your hopes and fears.

383
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:08,211
How many of them have been yours,

384
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:11,673
and how many have been
constructs of romantic discord?

385
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:15,552
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

386
00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,512
Hannah?

387
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,097
HANNAH: I'm in the shower!

388
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:23,393
This is not one of your more convincing
fake showers, just so you know.

389
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:25,437
This is not a fake shower!

390
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,522
I'm in the middle of showering.

391
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:34,696
Look, I'm really sorry you and I haven't had
a chance to talk about this one on one.

392
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,281
I really am.

393
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,200
Uh, yeah, that's 'cause
you completely disappeared.

394
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,285
No, I've just... I've been juggling a lot.

395
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,454
Desi moved in, which is exciting,

396
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,790
and we've had a lot of nibbles from this label,

397
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,833
but, honestly, I think
I've actually just been avoiding you,

398
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:50,003
because I have no idea
how to say what I need to say to you.

399
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,839
Great, are you, uh, breaking up with me, too?

400
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:55,217
MARNIE: No, Hannah, I love you.

401
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,177
I want you to be happy.

402
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:01,348
Which is why I think you need to let Adam go.

403
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:02,724
No, I don't.

404
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:04,935
Yeah, you do.

405
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,604
You're the one who left.

406
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:11,817
And I'm sure he should not
have moved on as quickly,

407
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,986
but he did, and he's just trying to be happy.

408
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:17,405
And if you don't give him the space

409
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,158
to at least see where this goes,

410
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:23,787
he's gonna hate you forever
and you'll hate yourself.

411
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,706
Just trust me.

412
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:29,125
You have to let him go.

413
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,587
Letting go doesn't come very naturally to me.

414
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:36,591
I know that, and it's fucking hard,

415
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:40,971
but did you really think you and Adam
were gonna be a forever couple?

416
00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:43,431
I would've liked the chance to find out.

417
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,309
I think you have found out.

418
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,312
I think you have your answer.

419
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,940
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

420
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:55,277
So I guess we're not
like some great, artistic love story.

421
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,196
Maybe we are.

422
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,156
You and me?

423
00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:04,911
Fine, I'll take it.

424
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:14,671
Mimi-Rose?

425
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:19,384
Mi... Hey.

426
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:22,178
Hey, I was just leaving.

427
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,639
Oh, for good, or...

428
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:28,059
Yeah, you can take that, I guess.

429
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,728
You want the other one? It came with two.

430
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:32,480
Um, I'll just be needing the one. It's my cast.

431
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,941
Ray gave it to me
'cause I burned myself pretty badly.

432
00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:36,526
Oh, fuck.

433
00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:39,279
You mind if I check it out?

434
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:45,535
(WINCES)

435
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,829
- Fuckin' Ray.
- (GRUNTS)

436
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,665
Guy fancies himself
some kind of Renaissance man,

437
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,334
but he doesn't know jack shit about fuck.

438
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,127
- It's really fine.
- No, that's bad.

439
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:56,838
Go ahead and have a seat.
I'm gonna go grab my gear.

440
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,301
Where's Mimi-Rose?

441
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,678
I don't know.
Probably working late at her studio.

442
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:08,266
Wow, she has her own studio?
That's... Really cool.

443
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:14,439
Adam, I'm not proud
of my behavior yesterday.

444
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,608
I would say it was not my finest hour.

445
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,987
I guess there was just a part of me

446
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:23,281
that thought that you would,
you know, wait for me

447
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:26,117
or at least never meet anyone
who could possibly replace me.

448
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:29,913
I know we didn't make any promises,
but that's just what I thought.

449
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:35,835
I mean, I had what at the time seemed
like a totally life-changing opportunity,

450
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,587
and so I had to follow it through all the way.

451
00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:38,964
Yeah, so you left.

452
00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:42,884
- Yeah, but I'm here now.
- And I was sort of relieved.

453
00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:47,222
What?

454
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:51,393
I mean, I didn't realize it
till after you were gone, but, yeah.

455
00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:56,231
Why would you feel that way?

456
00:21:58,693 --> 00:22:00,485
Did you think it was working between us?

457
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,530
I mean, not all the time,

458
00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:07,450
but I really thought the things
that weren't working, we could fix them.

459
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:09,494
We tried this all different kinds of ways.

460
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,371
I don't know any other ways.

461
00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:13,915
Do you?

462
00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:17,711
But it did work for a while, right?

463
00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:20,755
Yeah, yeah, it worked like
a fuckin' charm, sometimes.

464
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:29,139
(STUTTERS) What we had was real,

465
00:22:29,223 --> 00:22:34,227
and it was beautiful and intense
and weird and terrifying,

466
00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:40,108
and there was a time I couldn't...
I couldn't imagine myself with anyone else.

467
00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:42,068
Ever.

468
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,406
(VOICE BREAKING)
But you don't feel that way anymore.

469
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:49,784
No.

470
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:54,706
I'm so sorry.

471
00:22:56,333 --> 00:23:00,336
I know it seems fast and really fuckin' weird,
but it's what happened.

472
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:01,629
(SNIFFLES)

473
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:06,551
And I didn't plan on it,
but it's what happened.

474
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:09,095
And I need to see where it's gonna go.

475
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:15,101
Do you love her?

476
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:25,195
I don't know yet.

477
00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:31,659
Okay.

478
00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:36,456
I think it makes the most sense
for you to stay here, so I'm gonna move out.

479
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:38,208
Just give me a couple days.

480
00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:40,835
Just change that every 12 hours.

481
00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:44,964
- You want me to help you with this?
- I got it. I got it, thanks.

482
00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:51,054
Okay.

483
00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:01,397
Thanks for stopping by, kid.

484
00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:06,111
Thank you for stopping by.

485
00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:12,033
But maybe don't call me "kid" anymore.

486
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:13,910
Okay, sure.

487
00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:29,592
(BREATHES SHAKILY)

488
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,680
(GUITAR STRUMMING)

489
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