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HANNAH: So here's the rub.
It was Oedipus' faults

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that ultimately led to his downfall, okay?

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But was it his flaws
or was it fate that was to blame?

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Well, Sophocles made
the prophecy unconditional,

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so it had to happen.

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It didn't matter what Oedipus did.

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Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
You are correct, Cleo.

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And that is why you're my favorite.

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Well, that's not fair.

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I'm a sub. It doesn't matter.

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I haven't read this book in, like, 20 years.
I'm just saying what I remember,

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which apparently is quite a bit.

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So here's the biggest question.

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The fact is, Oedipus couldn't have done
anything differently.

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He was screwed
from the moment he was born.

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But he still had free will,

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so he had the free will
to make positive choices.

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So this begs the question,

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are we just doing good things
to avoid personal suffering,

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or is there actually such a thing as goodness?

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Well, what's he gonna do, ask every woman
he sleeps with if they're his mom?

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- (SCATTERED LAUGHTER)
- That's a great point.

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It kind of kills the mood.
I think a good rule of thumb for adopted kids

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should be, like, to go for another race.

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Why risk it, you know?

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Simon, you're the funniest person
I've ever met.

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You should write for SNL.

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Here's the thing that's interesting.

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If we want to take Oedipus
and bring it into our current moment,

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this is basically where the whole concept
of the MILF comes from.

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(BELL RINGING)

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'Sup?

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So, this is a teachers' lounge.

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FRAN: Behold.

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That's why we are teachers and lounging.

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Oh, cool. Hey, I'm Hannah.

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I shouldn't. I'm covered in glue.

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'Cause I'm guessing you teach art.

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Uh, history. Yeah, it's a long story.

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Oh. Got it.

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You're the new sub, right?

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I am. It's my first week.

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Yeah, I'm Fran.

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Your juice box says "Joe,"
so I'm not sure what to believe.

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Yeah, well, Joe and I
have a little arrangement.

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Uh, he brings me a juice box
and I don't fail his older sister.

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- (CHUCKLING) That's really good.
- It's great, all the way around.

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- What do you teach?
- This semester,

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it is 17th-century European notions of utopia.

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- Oh, wow.
- Yeah, it's just normal high school stuff.

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- Perfect.
- You know? Yeah.

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So, should we
get some drinks tonight or what?

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Um...

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Yeah. That'd be awesome.

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I just think maybe this is the reason
that Adam and I broke up in the first place,

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is so that Fran and I could get married.

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(SNORTS)

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That's something
a Bachelor contestant would say.

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I mean, we had the most incredible,
immediate connection.

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There was so much going.
It's like, we're both academics,

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he loves his sister.

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What do you think?

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Just, like, casual,
with, like, a huarache sandal.

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What the fuck?

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I mean, if you want him to think
you killed your kids

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and have been living
in the Florida Panhandle,

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knock yourself out.

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Okay, I'm sorry. This shirt works.

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ELIJAH: Does it?

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It's just so crazy. It's like, I'm going on a date.

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Can you believe that?
It's like, who even goes on a date?

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- Mmm-hmm.
- It's like, I'm fucking 45.

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A 45-year-old
who just got out of a bad divorce.

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My pilates teacher
inspired me to take a chance.

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Sure, I'm scared, but I gotta take a chance.

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I don't want to die alone, not without a fight.

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I'm still a sexual, viable woman.

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Now get out of here
'cause I have to masturbate.

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That's what you do before a date.

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- Ugh.
- So the sexual tension doesn't, like,

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overwhelm the evening. So you can think.

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You're so loud when you do it.

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I'll do it, too!

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I guess I kind of always saw myself
more at, like, a...

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An inner-city public school type thing.

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Like, deep in the Bronx, you know,
teaching the kids who can't be taught,

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like Annie Potts
in the Dangerous Minds TV show.

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Ooh.

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But it turns out you need
a teaching degree for that. So...

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Yeah, well, you definitely do not need
a degree to teach at St. Justine's.

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That's... That's a hard fact.

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(CHUCKLING) It appears not.

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- Yeah, do you know Mr. Parsons, chemistry?
- Yes.

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He dropped out of middle school.

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Are you kidding me?

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He was like,
"How far did you get in schooling?"

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I was like, "Through college."
He was like... (SCOFFS) "Sixth grade."

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Wow, I didn't even need to do
half of what I did.

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Uh, look, I'm jealous of these kids.

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I didn't get to take,
you know, origami expression

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when I was in high school.

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I took gym.

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The entire arts department at my high school
consisted of a broken trumpet

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and a music teacher
who'd been fired for acting in a porno.

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No way.

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Well, he was just jerking off.
He wasn't, like, the star.

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But he... But he was there.
He was on the periphery.

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Was he good?

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I mean, he ejaculated?

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- I don't know. He was fine.
- (LAUGHS)

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He was fine.

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I'm having a really nice time.

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- Yeah.
- Thank you for inviting me.

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Uh, should we get another drink?

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I was actually gonna ask if you wanted to
maybe check out this art show

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that I'm sure is gonna be absolutely terrible.

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I just sold it really well.

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I absolutely would.

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- Perfect.
- Cool.

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Done and done. Cheers.

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Cheers.

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MAN: Been loading them cables all damn day.

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Back then we used to call it
the East River Bridge.

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"Fit to be good for jumping," we'd say.

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Poor bastard died of an infection.

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I asked Steph to meet me at the mall.

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She texted me back.
"L-O-L, I don't hang with sluts."

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I was like, "What did Jaden say?"

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What did Jaden say?

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Oh, okay, so now you're... You're Amber.

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Okay, great. Sorry.

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By this point, it was all over Facebook.

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"Amber sucks baseball dick."

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- (MAN CHORTLES)
- Oh, stop.

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That is brilliant, though.

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I mean, it was offensive, I'm sure,

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but you have to admit, it was pretty clever.

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Then... So what did you say?

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(WHISPERING)
Well, I'm not supposed to go off-script.

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What do you mean, script?

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(FLATLY) Kindly put these on.

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Oh, thank you very much.

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- Okay.
- Love that enthusiasm.

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Well, I knew this would suck,
but I did not have any idea just how much.

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Are you kidding? This is terribly wonderful.

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Well, you are a delightful sport. Thank you.

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Shall we?

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WOMAN: (FLATLY) Kindly put these on.

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"Ask me my name."

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- What's your name?
- HANNAH: Dorkis.

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FRAN: Dorkis.

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- With an X?
- HANNAH: S.

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- What's your name?
- FRAN: Uh, Johan.

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But with a Y and a J.

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- WOMAN: Excuse me.
- Hello.

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Hannah?

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What are you doing here?

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Oh, um, hello, Marnie, Desi. This is Fran.

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Hey, uh, nice to meet you.

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Seriously, it's kind of crazy that you're here,
don't you think?

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How come? What's...
(CHUCKLING) What's going on?

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I mean, if you're talking about Adam,
he and I are completely fine,

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and we're just checking out the show.

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I think it's beautiful that you're here

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and not contributing to this pervasive,
toxic culture of women in the arts

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just cutting each other down,
maligning each other.

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I love the way you think.

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- Seriously.
- Thank you. Thank you, Hannah.

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So, just putting a couple things together.

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Uh, your ex-boyfriend is here?

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Yeah, you know, I probably
should've told you about it,

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but on the other hand,
it's like, we broke up so long ago

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and the wounds are so healed.

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And at this point, it's like
we're all just part of one big friend group.

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- Really?
- FRAN: You know what? It's no problem.

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You know? Everybody's got a past.

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This might be shocking for some folks,

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but, um, I have dated people before.

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- Women, in fact.
- (LAUGHS)

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- Hello. What the hell?
- (CLEARS THROAT)

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Uh, excuse me?

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I was six years old when they took me away.
My mom was crying.

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- They were gonna put her in another camp.
- We've heard this one, Desi.

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- What's happening?
- She tried to give the soldier

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my favorite doll, a family heirloom.

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The soldier threw it on the ground.

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Its porcelain head cracked.

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Uh, this way, please?

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Yeah, we can talk for a minute.

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But Fran can hear anything you have to say.

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- What are you doing here?
- Okay, we're on a date.

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We were looking for a cultural activity to do
like the two cultured New Yorkers we are,

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and so we find ourselves here
at Mimi-Rose Howard's show.

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Hannah.

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It's our first date. So...

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Hannah, would you do me a favor and leave
before this gets really fucking weird?

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(CHUCKLING) You mean like, 10 minutes ago?

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You know what? Maybe we should go.

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You know what, Fran? I don't want to go

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because I feel like
we haven't really experienced

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the wonder of this experience yet.

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You can't be serious with this.

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- We oughta...
- I'm not doing anything, okay?

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I'm over it. You're not over it.

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Otherwise you wouldn't have noticed me
in this crowd of 40 to 70 people.

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(SIGHS) Starting to feel a little used here.

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You didn't come here to see the show.

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No, I came here to see my friend Marnie,

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my other friend Jessa, and for a date
that I'm on with a man named Fran.

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- Check him out.
- All right. I am out.

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This is a huge fucking city.

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- How hard is it for us to avoid each other...
- Fran!

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...until you get over this?

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Adam, I am over this, okay?

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What am I supposed to do, call ahead
to every place you might possibly be?

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It's my girlfriend's art show.
I'm gonna be here.

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I'm not gonna be anywhere else.

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You can hang out with your friends
everywhere else.

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Why are you really here?

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I don't know.

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Hannah, you came.

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I did, Mimi-Rose.
I came and I really enjoyed myself.

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And now I think I'm gonna have to leave.

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Oh. Okay. Well, thank you for coming.

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Thank you, and thank you for this artistry.

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Thank you, Hannah. I'm...

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We're actually about to go to the after-party,
if you'd like to join us.

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No, I don't think that's necessary.

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No, it's not that big of a deal.
My ex-partner Ace is going.

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Her ex-partner Ace is coming.

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Hannah, would you like
to share a car with us?

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- Well, Hannah's on a date.
- I'm not on a date anymore.

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Adam intimidated him and he fled,
so, yeah, I'd love to come.

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Holy donkey shit.

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Mims, you ready to go? Hi, I'm Ace.

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- Oh, Hannah.
- Mimi's former partner.

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Oh, my God, I'm Hannah,
Adam's former partner.

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- Ace.
- Yeah, okay.

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Shall we, into the night?

240
00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:48,754
Shall we do this thang?

241
00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:50,631
Yeah. After you.

242
00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:51,840
After you.

243
00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:54,260
- After you.
- I said after you.

244
00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:57,680
- Okay, I'll go.
- Okay, great, I'll go.

245
00:09:58,390 --> 00:10:01,225
Oh. And... And you can take these off now.

246
00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:02,601
No way.

247
00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:05,062
Let's keep this experience alive all night.

248
00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:06,563
I'm gonna wear mine till the morning time

249
00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:08,023
and then pretend
I work at Home Depot all day,

250
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,692
- helping people and shit.
- Oh.

251
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:14,154
I don't even like what I chose to wear tonight,
so this is actually a great solution for me.

252
00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:15,864
Oh, crap, a cab! I'm gonna grab it!

253
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,783
MIMI-ROSE: Ace, there's a cab right here.

254
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,201
Ace!

255
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:22,288
All right.
Oh, Adam, why don't you ride with Ace

256
00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,331
and Hannah can ride with me?

257
00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:25,791
The four of us can fit all in one car.

258
00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:28,252
ADAM: Ace!
MIMI-ROSE: No, Adam, go ride with him.

259
00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:30,838
- Why?
- 'Cause I want you to get to know each other.

260
00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,840
Our past relationships are part of who we are.

261
00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,967
Ace is a big part of my life.

262
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,386
Big part of her life.

263
00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:42,182
Super. I'll share a car with Ace

264
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,310
and you two will share this car

265
00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,228
and we'll all meet over at the place.

266
00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,814
Sounds like a great plan.

267
00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:57,406
- Motherfucker.
- ACE: Adam!

268
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,577
Let's NYC taxi it to the party, bro!

269
00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,954
(MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

270
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,667
Is your name Adeem?

271
00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:09,918
Yeah.

272
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,754
That's a beautiful name.

273
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:12,963
Thank you.

274
00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:20,012
- This is a cool idea.
- (ACE LAUGHS)

275
00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,056
I'm sorry, man.

276
00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:25,142
It's pretty classic Mimi-Rose.

277
00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:27,311
You know, what we find awkward,
she finds blissful.

278
00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:30,397
Your suffering's her fucking safe space.

279
00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:32,775
Wait, what?

280
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:36,320
What, you mean
you're not clued into the whole act?

281
00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:37,905
No, I don't know what you're talking about.

282
00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:39,782
Her whole thing, man.

283
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:43,619
Pretending she's some
sweet weirdo girl from Maine

284
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,829
with the bitten-up lips and the Asperger's.

285
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,706
Come on, man.
Eventually, you have to recognize

286
00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,708
it's hollow, it's curated.

287
00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:52,795
She's a bad, bad girl who knows what works.

288
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,922
Should we just take some selfies
and get really weird?

289
00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,882
Why do you keep coming to her stuff
and supporting her, then,

290
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,258
if you think she's so manipulative?

291
00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,887
Uh, because I will always be in love with her.

292
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:04,139
Okay, fuck this. We live together.

293
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,642
Enjoy it while it lasts, 'cause I'm gonna
get her back, motherfucker.

294
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:07,768
No, this is fucking bullshit!

295
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,144
You think she really likes you, monkey face?

296
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,229
You're just a chess move, buddy.

297
00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:11,980
You motherfucker. Just pull over!

298
00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:14,608
All right, buddy. Hey, chill.

299
00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:17,194
I would never, ever call you
a mother-effer for serious.

300
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:18,987
It's not my game. You know what I mean?

301
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,031
It's not my jam, it's not who I am.

302
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,992
I know where you are right now.

303
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:27,037
Adrift in the river of Mimi-Rose.

304
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,877
I get the feeling
that you didn't really like my show.

305
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:37,423
Well, that's crazy,
'cause I fuckin' loved your show.

306
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:38,799
You know you can be honest with me.

307
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:41,802
I find criticism to be super valuable.

308
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:46,098
And I can't criticize you
when I have absolutely nothing to criticize.

309
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:49,017
I mean, the show was perfect.
It was Beyoncé to me.

310
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,103
Okay.

311
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,523
Glad you found it to be affecting.

312
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,859
I did. I was very affected.

313
00:12:56,943 --> 00:13:00,112
I didn't really have as much time to work on it
as I would've liked

314
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:02,698
'cause I got sucked into writing
this stupid book.

315
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,452
- You're, uh, writing a book?
- I'm trying.

316
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:08,120
It's a psychosexual thriller

317
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:11,248
told from the perspective of a dead woman
who solves her own murder

318
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:14,376
using hologram technology that she invented.

319
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,170
I think it'll probably suck,

320
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,964
but I just always try to work
outside my comfort zone

321
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,132
'cause that's the only way you grow,

322
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:22,468
but I'm not a real writer like you.

323
00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,803
I'm not a writer at all. I mean, not anymore.

324
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:25,971
That's not what Adam says.

325
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,557
I quit, and I've literally never been happier.

326
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,809
Your finger's touching my shoulder.

327
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:35,022
Hey, um, could we make the turn up here?
That would be great.

328
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:36,273
We need to try a different route.

329
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,816
Great. Great idea.

330
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,444
- (BRAKES SCREECH)
- (MIMI-ROSE AND HANNAH SCREAM)

331
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,987
(WALKER CLATTERS)

332
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,575
Are you okay?

333
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,036
I... I think I'm...

334
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,287
What's your name?

335
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:53,373
- Mary.
- Mary, okay.

336
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,959
Hey! Come here! Can we get some help?

337
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:58,629
- I'm so sorry, sir.
- His name's Adeem.

338
00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:00,797
HANNAH: Adeem, I'm so sorry
I asked you to turn.

339
00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,591
It's your fault. It's her fault!

340
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,759
Well, it's not my fault.

341
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,344
Miss, are you all right?

342
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:08,222
Yes, yes, I... I'm all right.

343
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,224
- What happened here?
- Our cab hit this woman.

344
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:12,017
- Because of her.
- It was not because of me.

345
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,101
I wasn't driving.

346
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,811
Ma'am, let's take the driver's
and lady's statements,

347
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:17,189
- and then we'll get yours.
- Okay, but you're not gonna pin this on me,

348
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,982
and I know enough to ask for a lawyer.

349
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,234
Please, wait in the cab.

350
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:23,111
This is totally bogus, okay?
Let's just hop in another cab.

351
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,113
No, we can't abandon Adeem and Mary.

352
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,199
She's totally fine. The police are here, okay?

353
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,868
And I'm very hungry.
Let's at least wait in the deli.

354
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,036
- Fine.
- Okay,

355
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,913
we're gonna be in the deli,

356
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,748
and, Adeem, I don't want to upset you,

357
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,708
but the meter is still running.

358
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,007
What smells?

359
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,718
Oh, it's probably me. I don't wear deodorant.
I'm sorry.

360
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,470
They have coconut popsicles?

361
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,098
Oh, this is the last one.

362
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,849
- Do you want mine?
- No, I'm good.

363
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:57,187
Do you resent me for dating Adam?

364
00:14:57,272 --> 00:15:00,107
What? Uh, no, I don't resent you.

365
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,818
I would never resent another woman for that
and place blame on her.

366
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,028
That is just not how I roll.
If I was gonna resent anyone,

367
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:06,738
I would resent him. I don't resent you.

368
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:10,534
So, why are you mad at Adam,
if you were mad at Adam?

369
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,578
I'm not mad at Adam, but if I was,

370
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:14,538
it'd probably be because he's deceitful

371
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:17,082
and because he didn't tell me
he was in love with someone else,

372
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,042
if that's even a word you two are using.

373
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,460
- Not yet.
- (SIGHS)

374
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:23,297
And I would also be angry at him
for being a coward.

375
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:26,216
Because he is a coward,
and then he lashes out like a maniac

376
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:29,219
when you call him on anything
because he feels so guilty.

377
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,513
Yep, that is Adam in a nutshell.

378
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,025
Can I use your bathroom?

379
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,610
We don't have a bathroom.

380
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,279
You do have a bathroom. I just... I just saw it.

381
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,948
I saw what was most definitely a toilet, dude.

382
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,783
It's for employees only.

383
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:55,120
Okay, well, can you
just maybe bend those rules

384
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:58,624
because I'm gonna buy all this stuff
and I really, really, really have to pee.

385
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:01,043
Sorry, it's the rules.

386
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,420
Seriously? You know what? Fuck this.

387
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,964
- We're fucking out of here.
- She has to pay for the popsicle.

388
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:08,300
- She's not paying for the popsicle.
- This is a protest.

389
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,052
Hey! You can't steal the popsicle!

390
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,637
- There's probably a bathroom in there.
- Okay!

391
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:15,223
Excuse me, we're gonna be in here now!

392
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:18,810
HANNAH: Go! Go!

393
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,854
MIMI-ROSE: You were ready to beat me down,
weren't you, huh?

394
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,481
WOMAN 2: I know, I was ready to fuss...

395
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,358
Like, what is she doing
getting in my underwear?

396
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:25,984
- Like, is this bitch crazy?
- I know.

397
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,487
- Oh, Hannah, meet my new friend, Chezza.
- Hi.

398
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,947
She caught me trying to slip a note
into her dryer mid-spin

399
00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,866
and she ran over.
She was like, "What are you doing?"

400
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,327
WOMAN: (CHUCKLES) But it turns out
she had written me a poem.

401
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,995
Yeah, I always wanted
to give a stranger a poem.

402
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,080
(CHUCKLES)

403
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,207
I was in that bathroom
for less than two minutes.

404
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,501
It's actually a pretty great poem.
You want to hear it?

405
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:45,128
- No, thank you.
- I just gotta read the first line.

406
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,171
It's so beautiful and touching.

407
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,340
You know what, Chezza?
I told you I'm not in the mood for a poem,

408
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,758
but thank you so much.

409
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,469
Okay.

410
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:55,639
Never a dull fucking moment
in this fucking city.

411
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:59,685
Hannah, do you still want Adam back?

412
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,895
Fuck, no.

413
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:04,940
Because if you did,
that's something that we should talk about.

414
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,359
We don't need to talk about it.
I don't want him back.

415
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,069
You told Jessa that you wanted him back.

416
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,155
Fucking Jessa.

417
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:15,283
She is insane, and, anyway,
I changed my mind.

418
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:18,954
And even if I didn't change my mind,
it wouldn't matter because he's with you now.

419
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,708
Well, if you actually did want him back,

420
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,793
I might say, "You can have him."

421
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:32,092
You are laying out a beaver trap,

422
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,469
and I'm not gonna walk into your beaver trap.

423
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:36,888
Hannah, there's no trap.

424
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:41,143
I think Adam is an extraordinary person,
but I've only known him for a few months.

425
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,270
If you feel like
you two should really be together,

426
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,772
then I am not gonna stand in the way of that.

427
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:49,276
And I think that that is something
that we need to discuss.

428
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:54,322
Okay, and how would
we go about discussing this?

429
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,743
Well, I wouldn't just give him to you,

430
00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:01,329
but I feel like we could figure something out.

431
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:08,295
I would subtly distance myself from him

432
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:11,465
as you incrementally
worked your way back into his life.

433
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:14,593
Perhaps through a joint creative project.

434
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:18,680
Okay, you are insane, and that's insane.

435
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:21,767
Are you mad because you gave up on art

436
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:24,811
or because you gave up on Adam,
or is it both?

437
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:27,939
I didn't give up on Adam, okay?

438
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,357
You stole him from me.

439
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,985
You swooped in under the cover of night

440
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:35,030
and you took him
while I was away at graduate school,

441
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,991
getting a graduate degree in a form of art
that is actual art,

442
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,577
unlike what you do, which is not art.

443
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:41,995
And you're not a genius.

444
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,456
You're just tricking people
and confusing them,

445
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,957
and I think you know it's bullshit,

446
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:48,210
and I think maybe you should just admit it.

447
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,379
I just... I...

448
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:57,093
I don't know.
I saw this photograph from the 1940s.

449
00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:59,971
Well, that has fucking nothing to do
with what we're talking about.

450
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:03,558
It was a picture of this little girl.

451
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,770
She was Japanese, five or six,

452
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:09,648
and she was standing
next to a row of American soldiers

453
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:12,442
on her way to an internment camp.

454
00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:15,320
And the caption, it just said, "Girl."

455
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,448
I thought, "'Girl'?

456
00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:21,409
"Do any of these soldiers
even know this girl's name?"

457
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,538
They probably didn't.
They were, like, war criminals.

458
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,957
But I think it's so easy

459
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,835
for us to get so wrapped up in ourselves
and our own lives

460
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,504
that we just completely lose our empathy.

461
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,215
We don't want to get to know other people.

462
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:36,675
And I get it.

463
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:39,010
It's easier to not ask and not tell.

464
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:42,347
It's easier not to know someone's name.

465
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,854
Well, it sounds like
you know what you're doing.

466
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:53,275
And I'm sorry that learning more about you
physically pains me.

467
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,485
Why does it pain you?

468
00:19:56,445 --> 00:20:00,365
Oh, I don't know, because of your book
that's gonna be a best seller,

469
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,952
because of your smash-hit lectures,
'cause of your little doll face.

470
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:07,581
You know, it pains me
to find out shit about you, too.

471
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:08,874
Oh, save it, please.

472
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,959
No, it's the truth, Hannah.

473
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,085
(CHUCKLES)

474
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:14,296
I know that you hated my show.

475
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:16,882
And the way that you see me,

476
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:19,676
I'm afraid that
that's the way everyone sees me.

477
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:23,597
I just want to make something
that says something,

478
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:26,349
and I don't even know why anymore.

479
00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,028
You try because you're an artist.

480
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,325
And I couldn't do it, so I quit.

481
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:46,411
Now I'm gonna have a boring life
like my mother's,

482
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,622
be dissatisfied, and I'm gonna be normal.

483
00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:50,290
Do you think I want to be normal?

484
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:54,711
I just wasn't talented enough,
and that is why I left lowa.

485
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:05,055
I think that we should just go to the bar
and start drinking heavily.

486
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:08,058
Let's get outta here.

487
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:10,644
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

488
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,320
JESSA: Isn't Ace the coolest?

489
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,446
ADAM: Fuck, no!

490
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:25,283
He told me he was gonna get M-R back.
Said he was kidding, but he wasn't.

491
00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:26,618
- He said that?
- Yeah.

492
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:28,036
- He said he wanted her back?
- Yeah, he said

493
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,288
she's playing some kind of game
and he always gets her back.

494
00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:32,624
He's a fuckin' psycho.

495
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:33,792
No.

496
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:35,460
No, no, no, no, no, no.

497
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,504
He didn't really say that.

498
00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:38,880
Yeah, why?

499
00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:42,342
This is the whole reason
why I set you up with her,

500
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,678
is so that I could get Ace.

501
00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:46,805
He's not supposed to still want her back.

502
00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:48,682
He's supposed to love me now.

503
00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:52,394
Oh....

504
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:57,482
I don't buy it. He loves me.

505
00:21:57,566 --> 00:22:00,276
I'll be pregnant with his twins by May.

506
00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:07,450
- Congratulations!
- Thanks. Thank you.

507
00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:11,246
(SQUEALING) Oh, my God! Hi.

508
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:15,333
WOMAN 1: You came. Oh, you look so terrific.

509
00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:16,918
WOMAN 2: Congratulations, fancy lady.

510
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,838
- Hey.
- Jesus fucking Christ.

511
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:21,840
- Hey, sorry.
- Hey.

512
00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:24,342
You're probably still mad at me or whatever.

513
00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:26,386
No, I am not trying to make you unhappy.

514
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,847
I don't want you to be unhappy.
I just want everyone to be happy.

515
00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:31,099
I know, I feel... I feel the exact same way.

516
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:34,060
I just wanted to tell you
that I really like Mimi-Rose.

517
00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:35,478
Okay. All right, thank you.

518
00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:36,604
I'm not kidding, okay?

519
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:41,026
I think she's a really special,
unique, neat person,

520
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,861
and my eyes have been totally opened

521
00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:45,196
and I just... I wanted to let you know that

522
00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:48,950
and just say congratulations,
and I just wanted to say that I...

523
00:22:50,453 --> 00:22:51,786
Get it.

524
00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:56,332
So now I'll get out of here
before I make it bad again,

525
00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:59,210
but I just wanted to say that and...

526
00:23:02,465 --> 00:23:03,965
Okay, thank you.

527
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,969
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

528
00:23:09,138 --> 00:23:10,305
HANNAH: Excuse me.

529
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:17,854
Hey, um, can I get a falafel sandwich
and a seltzer, please?

530
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,148
- What's your name?
- Oh. Um...

531
00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:23,193
My name is Hannah. What is your name?

532
00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:24,986
We'll call you when it's ready.

533
00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:41,586
(I GET ALONG WITHOUT YOU
VERY WELL PLAYING)

534
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,644
(SONG CONTINUES)