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(ALARM SPEAKING IN JAPANESE)

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(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

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(INDISTINCT TALKING)

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(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

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(CHATTER)

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(ALL SPEAKING JAPANESE)

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GIRLS

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I don't know who you're talking about.

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That one right there. Travvy.

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Oh, yeah, I know him. Do you like him?

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Yeah, a lot. He's amazing.

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Yeah, he's not for me.

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- He's seven.
- He's like a 7-year-old asshole.

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He's super pompous.

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That's super fair.

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Hey, Fran.

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What the fucking fuck are these?

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That's private.

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There's nothing private
about having a bunch of photos

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of random naked women on your phone.

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Well, it's private
because it is on my phone, okay?

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And for the record, that's not a bunch
of rando naked women, okay?

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Those are my ex-girlfriends.

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This is your ex-girlfriend?

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Why the fuck do you have naked photos
of your ex-girlfriends on your phone?

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That's insane.

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It's not insane. I use them to masturbate.

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You use these to masturbate?

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Yeah.

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Why would you not just use porn
like a normal human male?

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Are you kidding, Hannah? Porn is disgusting.

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Those girls, they're underage,
they're on drugs.

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Many of them have been abused.

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So, no, that doesn't really get me hard.

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Okay, if you've got such a problem with porn,
then why can't you just masturbate to me?

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I would. I mean, that'd be great.
I would love that.

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To be honest, the photos that you've sent me
are kind of goofy.

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It's like you naked going like...

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I'm not really gonna jerk off to that.

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(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

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(GASPS)

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Hi, Yoshi. Um, sorry, I was looking for you.

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Hello, Shoshanna.
Did you have pleasure on this weekend?

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Oh, yeah, uh, major pleasure.

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Um, I went to see this DJ spin. DJ Cat Cow.

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Cat Cow?

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(CHUCKLES) He is my dear friend of friend.

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(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

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Um, are those the winter line spreadsheets?

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Why, yes, they are.
I always follow your instructions.

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Good. Very good.

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(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

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Okay.

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I don't like to spread rumor,
but I heard he likes you.

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- He in love with you.
- He so in love with you.

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It drive him crazy.

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Okay, you guys, I don't even really think
that he likes me like that.

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Seriously, he's always like, "Shoshanna,
you're a really shiny star at this company."

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He wants you.

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He wants to take you to a love hotel

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- and check in for a year.
- (LAUGHS)

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First of all,
maybe I am a shiny star at the company,

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because even though
I've only been here for a very short while,

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I truly feel like
this is my home and you people are my family.

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And I don't even
really care about people in America any more.

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But second of all,
I also kind of have a boyfriend.

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And third of all, he's my boss
and Sheryl Sandberg would fucking kill me.

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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You talk too fast.

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What? I've literally never heard that.

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It's probably a Japanese thing.
Satoko, will you translate?

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(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

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She'll definitely do it.

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Personally I think they've already done it.

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Cuz she's all like, "Oh I wanna fuck
Yoshi so bad. I really want him!"

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Yeah, they've totally done it by now.

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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(LAUGHING)

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Dude, she claims to have a boyfriend.

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That's weird, right?
I've never even seen a picture of him.

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You're thinking about it too seriously.

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Take it easy, man.

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Maybe she's not into you.

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I'm sorry, bro.

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If she was, it would have happened by now.

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American chicks don't hold back.

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The thing about America is,

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the country is super loose
and so are the chicks.

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They're all like, "Hello and let's fuck,
hello and let's fuck!"

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- It's just that kind of country.
- Yeah, it's a country of sluts.

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I'm bored of this. Let's go get some ice cream.

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I'll catch up with you later.

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(CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)

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(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

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(GIRLS GIGGLING)

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Honestly, I think you're overreacting.

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<i>- No, you don't.</i>
- I really do.

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Who cares what he looks at
when he's masturbating?

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Okay, is this some weird
new honeymoon Marnie?

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Next thing you're gonna tell me that,
like, monogamy is a construct.

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I mean, in a sense, it is.

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Who stole your soul?

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Look, I'm not gonna lie to you and pretend

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that Ecuador hasn't been, like,
a really life-changing experience,

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<i>but, I don't know,
this might be a little bit enlightened of him.</i>

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Enlightened? Marnie, he keeps a whole folder
of ex-girlfriend pinups to jerk it to, okay?

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And these aren't, like, porn stars or strippers.

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They're, like, regular girls.
Nurses and legal aides

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just, like, smiling with their tits

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- and pussy flaps hanging out.
- Ew.

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How is this different than killing someone
and keeping their shrunken head as a trophy?

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Oh, my God, you need
to take, like, a serious step back here.

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He is not cheating on you.
He's not doing anything mean.

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In fact, he's the nicest guy you've ever dated
by, like, a planet distance.

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Well, I really thought
you would be on my side.

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Hannah, I am on your side.
I'm always on your side.

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Okay, I just fully saw your husband's dick.

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Oh, my God,
I love hearing the word "husband."

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Congratulations.

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(INCOMING SKYPE CALL)

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<i>Konnichiwa,</i> bitches!

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Hi, Shoshanna. I wanted to call you.

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<i>Oh, my God, that is so nice to hear.</i>

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Seriously, I'm loving it here.

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Like, this corporate environment is the dream
I'm living for every day of my young life.

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<i>I love it so much.</i>

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You know how people say
that you can't run away from your problems?

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Well, I moved away from mine and it worked,
so people are so wrong so much of the time.

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<i>Which is honestly why, Shoshanna,
like, this is so hard for me to say.</i>

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Uh, what's so hard for you to say?

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<i>Let me start at the beginning. Um...</i>

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<i>As you know, corporate Japan
is in a little bit of trouble.</i>

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Okay.

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<i>And so there's fewer jobs.</i>

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<i>And now it means fewer of you and your job.</i>

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Abby, are you... Are you firing me?

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<i>No! No, no, no, no, no. No.</i>

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Oh, my God,
that just scared the shit out of me.

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That literally would have been, like, the worst
thing to ever happen to me in my life.

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<i>Um... It's...</i>

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<i>It's called, uh...</i>

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<i>We're managing you out.</i>

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So I still have my job, though, right?

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<i>It's like a very light ending of a relationship
and a business partnership and, like, a salary.</i>

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Wait, I'm sorry.
How is this different from firing?

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<i>I guess because it has a different name.</i>

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I moved to Japan.

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<i>We are gonna pay for your ticket back.</i>

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<i>Um, and it's gonna be
in fucking business class.</i>

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No, I don't want to go back,
even in business class.

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Abigail, you cannot make me go back.

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Why are you upset? Because they're exes,
or because they're not you?

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All of it, Ray. I don't like any of it, okay?

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And then he's taken
this radical anti-porn stance

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like he's Andrea fucking Dworkin.

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So he's opposed to the enslavement
and trafficking of young women.

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What a monster. How outrageous!

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Listen, Ray, I just need to know
if you think it's weird, okay?

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'Cause I talked to Marnie, and she doesn't.

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When did you talk to Marnie?

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Don't be thirsty, Ray.

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Look, Hannah,
I want to take your side on this.

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Okay? I really do.

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But the moral underpinnings
of your argument are, at best,

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at very best, extremely unclear.

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For the record, I think it's very gross.

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Thank you, okay?
'Cause I was worried I was getting, like, old

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and pedestrian about sex,
and you know I pride myself

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- on my sexual openness.
- Mmm. Mmm-hmm.

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What I lack in skill
I make up for in extreme curiosity.

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So why are you getting
your panties in a bunch, then?

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'Cause, Ray, I've worked very, very hard

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to overcome the challenges
of my non-traditional body type

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and accept myself for who I am.

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I'm not gonna be edged out of my own life

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by girls who don't even have
any interesting fat deposits on them.

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Until this happened,
I was basically Kate Upton to myself.

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Hannah, you're still hot to Fran.

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You're gonna thank me later
for using the special lens.

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It's gonna really distinguish these photos
from all the other ones he's jerking it to.

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Paint me like one of your French girls, Ray.

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Okay, what I need from you, Hannah,
is less talking and more animus.

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- Okay.
- (PHONE CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

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You look like you have a spinal cord injury.

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- Put some life in those limbs.
- Like a... Kind of like a...

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ELIJAH: Yeah, create some lean lines.

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Nice.

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Try it once with, like, a coy smile.
Like you know a juicy secret.

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Not the Katie Holmes.

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Let me put this in terms you'll understand.

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Like you know a cake is coming later.

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ELIJAH: (GASPS) There she is.

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I just don't understand.

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It makes no sense.

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It's total fucking bullshit.

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I know for a fact
we are keeping even that hooker Erica.

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But now you go home
to your future husband, yes?

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And go out with Ashley Tisdale.

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No, you guys,
I don't want to go back to America.

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00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:04,164
And I don't know Ashley Tisdale.

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00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,625
I saw her once
at a gynecologist appointment

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and I tried to explain that to you guys,

203
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but you misunderstood and so I just let it go.

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Then why don't you stay?

205
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Because I can't afford to, okay?

206
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,678
My parents aren't rich.
They didn't invent Chu-Hi.

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00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:20,639
Oh, really?

208
00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:24,643
You seem very wealthy
because of your spoiled attitude.

209
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Yeah. That's just how Americans act.

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We're kind of assholes.

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<i>You know, I really don't want to talk
about what happened last night.</i>

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<i>I mean, you're kind of a jerk-off.</i>

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- So this woman's the lead?
- Yeah.

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That's Detective Mosedale.
She's been on the show for 12 years.

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She's richer than the president.

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- Oh, yeah, it's back on.
- Oh, my God!

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Hey, that's him.

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DETECTIVE MOSEDALE:
Hey, you.

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00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,294
Hey!

220
00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:55,298
Hey, slow it down! We're not gonna hurt you.

221
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We got a car, genius.

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00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:04,808
We're not gonna hurt you, okay?
We just want to ask you some questions.

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00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:08,478
All right. All right.
All right, what's it worth to you?

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(LAUGHING)

225
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,356
They really messed up your teeth, huh?

226
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It's just makeup.

227
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,193
How long you been living on the streets?

228
00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:16,361
Oh...

229
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What do you care?

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Want to hold on to that 20 or not?

231
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I don't know. I don't know.
Maybe a year, maybe five years. Who knows?

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Time passes in strange ways on the outside.
You can write that down.

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All I know is I've been on my own
since I was 11 years old.

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(SCOFFS) Cry me a river.
I was born in an orphanage, all right?

235
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I've always been on my own.

236
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Her character had a fucked-up childhood.
There was a flashback in season 4.

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- That's why she's so...
- Right.

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Listen, brother, we're both from the streets.

239
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So let's help Trippi out
before it's too late, okay?

240
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What do you say?

241
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Ugh...

242
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You were amazing.

243
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- No, I wasn't.
- Yeah.

244
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No, no, no. I'm 100% serious.

245
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You... I'm so impressed right now.

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You were...
You were tough and grimy and, like, streety,

247
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but you were totally vulnerable.

248
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Like, you played into that pain so well.
I'm so impressed.

249
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You were amazing. You really were.
It was subtle but forceful. It was very strong.

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Thank you.

251
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All right, let's just sit in silence now.

252
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Adam's gonna be famous.
Adam's gonna be famous!

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- Yes!
- (LAUGHING)

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(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)

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<i>Well, hello, kitty.</i>

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(BREATHES DEEPLY)

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Hey.

258
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You don't sound great.

259
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I'm coming home.

260
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What? That's great.

261
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<i>Yeah.</i>

262
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Unless it's not.

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Um...

264
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(VOICE BREAKING) I lost my job
and I don't know why.

265
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Oh, man.

266
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Oh, man, that sucks dicks.

267
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<i>You know what?
Corporations don't like visionaries.</i>

268
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But I can't help but feel a little bit excited
on a very selfish level.

269
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That's, um, really sweet,
except I don't have a job still, so...

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<i>Okay, all right, listen to me.</i>

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Just get on a plane. Like, right away.
Just rip off the Band-Aid.

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Mmm...

273
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I don't know.

274
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<i>Trust me, goodbyes suck.
You don't want to drag it out. Just come back.</i>

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<i>Come back to me
and I will take such good care of you.</i>

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And we'll just move forward.

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I mean, yeah, um... Maybe you're right.

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<i>I am. I am right.</i>

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Just get on a plane.
I'll even pick you up at the airport.

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Um...

281
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Yeah. Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna do it.

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I'll just, uh... I'll just book the first flight
and I'll text you the info.

283
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<i>Shoshanna, I'm really,
really sorry about your job.</i>

284
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But now we get to have you back.

285
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- Yeah, okay. I'll see you soon, okay?
<i>- Okay.</i>

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- Okay, bye.
<i>- Bye.</i>

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(SNIFFLES)

288
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(FRAN BREATHING HEAVILY)

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I feel like you're not really here right now.

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- Is that...
- No, I'm fully here.

291
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It just seems like you're kind of disassociated.
Like you're someplace else, or something.

292
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I'm not.

293
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Look at me. Look at me.

294
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I love you.

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- Okay?
- Mmm-hmm.

296
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Are you all right? Is this okay?

297
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Yeah, you shouldn't need me
to tell you I love you.

298
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All those pictures of your ex-girlfriends
can tell you that they love you.

299
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Really?

300
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I can't get over that it was
the mother's boyfriend the whole time.

301
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RAY: It's always the mother's boyfriend.

302
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Do you think your character
is gonna stay off the streets from now on?

303
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No, only way of life he knows.

304
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(ALL CHUCKLE)

305
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All right, I'm trying to get
exactly 13 hours of sleep a night,

306
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so Grandpa's got to shut it down.

307
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- Good night.
- RAY: Good night.

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Let's try to keep the volume
at a courteous level.

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Okay? Thank you.

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- (DOOR CLOSES)
- (MOUTHING)

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(SNIGGERS)

312
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(INAUDIBLE)

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I don't know how you do it.

314
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(CLEARS THROAT)

315
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What?

316
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Nothing.

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- I wrote a, uh, haiku up here...
- (CLEARS THROAT)

318
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...like a, um, month ago.

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- That's weird.
- It's like from your...

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- Why would you...
- ...perspective.

321
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Why would you do that?

322
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It was... I forgot how I got up there.

323
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:44,647
How did...

324
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What are you doing?

325
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We're just friends.

326
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Are we?

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I'm not doing this "will they, won't they" shit.

328
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No fucking way. I'm sorry.

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Thank you.

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Bye.

331
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(DOOR CLOSES)

332
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(MIMICKING NOISES)

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Pffff.

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(THUDS)

335
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

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(CHEERING)

337
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(INAUDIBLE)

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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

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(MUSIC PLAYING FROM SPEAKERS)

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00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,279
(MAN SPEAKING JAPANESE)

341
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(GIRL SPEAKING JAPANESE)

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Shoshanna.

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- GIRL: Hi.
- Hi.

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- Nice to meet you. (LAUGHS)
- Nice to meet you.

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(ALL LAUGHING)

346
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(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

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Shoshanna. Shoshanna. You like it, yeah?

348
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Holy shit.

349
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(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

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(LAUGHING)

351
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Shoshanna. Shoshanna.

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- Your turn.
- What? No.

353
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You dress like nurse.

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- Please?
- No.

355
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,993
- No.
- Come on.

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- MAN: Dress like nurse.
- Shoshanna!

357
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- MAN 2: Shoshanna.
- BOTH: Nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse...

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(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

359
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Stop, stop.

360
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She doesn't want to.

361
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:56,839
Shoshanna, look what I'm doing.
Wax dripped into my asshole.

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MAN 2: Put the fucking nurse costume.

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- Okay, okay. Fuck it, okay.
- Yeah?

364
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,929
- I'll do it.
- Oh, yeah!

365
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(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

366
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Ahh!

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- MAN 2: Oh!
- (MAN 3 LAUGHING)

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Shoshanna.

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(ALL EXCLAIM)

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Shoshanna!

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- MAN 1: Come, come.
- MAN 2: Sexy girl.

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Cutie.

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- MAN 2: Hey, Shoshanna.
- GIRL: You try.

374
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- What? No.
- Yeah, yeah.

375
00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:34,294
- I don't want to...
- Yes.

376
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SHOSHANNA: No.

377
00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:37,505
- (SPEAKING JAPANESE)
- (SHUSHING)

378
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:40,383
- Shoshanna, hard, hard.
- Okay, okay.

379
00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,218
Okay.

380
00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:43,970
Okay, just one. Just one time.

381
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Just one time.

382
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:46,306
MAN: Oh, yeah!

383
00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:49,183
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

384
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- SHOSHANNA: Okay, okay, okay.
- MAN 2: Yes, yes, yes.

385
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:53,730
Shoshanna.

386
00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:55,898
- What?
- Is that all you got?

387
00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:57,066
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

388
00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:58,985
- Harder.
- Oh! Hmm.

389
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(ALL EXCLAIM)

390
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:04,824
- MAN 1: Big one. Big one.
- Okay.

391
00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:06,242
- MAN 2: Give it.
- Okay.

392
00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:07,994
- Ah!
- (ALL EXCLAIM)

393
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:13,082
Okay, one more. One more. One more.

394
00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:16,753
Oh, shit.

395
00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:17,962
(LAUGHING)

396
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,213
Oh, shit.

397
00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:23,343
- MAN 1: That fucking hurt.
- Shit. Shit. Are you okay?

398
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,055
I'm sorry.

399
00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:29,182
Does that make your pussy wet,
you sick fuck?

400
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,934
- You love it, don't you? (LAUGHS)
- I'm sorry. I'm...

401
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:35,355
Yoshi. Yoshi.

402
00:22:35,438 --> 00:22:37,440
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

403
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:39,400
(LAUGHING)

404
00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:41,611
(CHATTER)

405
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:50,787
I am so sorry, Shoshanna.

406
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,873
Ryota is really, really motherfucker.

407
00:22:53,956 --> 00:22:55,792
Yeah.

408
00:22:58,294 --> 00:22:59,420
Are you okay?

409
00:23:40,962 --> 00:23:42,046
Where is it?

410
00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:46,008
Fucking secret Ted Bundy life,
you fucking creep.

411
00:23:49,804 --> 00:23:52,181
What are you smiling about, you little whore?

412
00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:53,307
Delete.

413
00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:56,727
Oh, cool. A tramp stamp. A star.

414
00:23:56,811 --> 00:23:59,564
Wow, you're, like, having
all these original thoughts.

415
00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:03,109
Oh, hey, indie nipples.
Looking good. Deleted.

416
00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:06,237
Oh, and cool, holding a Brussels Griffon dog.

417
00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:08,906
Suck my fucking dick.

418
00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:10,825
Jesus fucking Christ.

419
00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:23,337
Here's a nice picture of me.
And we're just gonna go screen saver.

420
00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:37,518
(MOBILE PHONE CHIMES)

421
00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:45,735
SCOTT: <i>Hi, Shosh. Uh...</i>

422
00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:47,862
<i>I know you're probably
headed to the airport right now,</i>

423
00:24:47,945 --> 00:24:51,657
<i>but, um, I just wanted to say
that I can't wait to kiss you.</i>

424
00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:18,726
(<i>PAST LIVES</i> PLAYING)