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So, you had the kids write a poem

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and then an essay explaining
the literary antecedents of the poem.

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- HANNAH: Yeah-huh.
- That's cool.

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HANNAH: I'm really happy with how
the kids interpreted the assignment.

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(WATER RUNNING)

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What are you doing?

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Uh, I just saw a couple things
you didn't catch on the essay here.

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- Fran, stop.
- What?

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- Seriously.
- What are you doing? Don't... No.

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- Why are you crossing that out?
- I don't care about that stuff.

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That's a misplaced adverb.

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Yeah, I told them to
just really focus on creativity

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in this assignment and let everything else go.

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But that's not proper English.

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Yeah, and they can focus on proper English
in another assignment.

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I appreciate your creative approach
with these kids,

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but I know them, okay?

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And they need a bit of a push
to be more rigorous,

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so, sorry, but I just want to make sure
everyone learns the right thing, you know?

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You and, uh, "Mail Brown."

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It's Maile, it's Gaelic.

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She doesn't like it
when people call her "Mail."

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It embarrasses her.

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Wow, this is an abomination.

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- Fran, I really don't want you to do this.
- I'm sorry.

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That one I thought you
wouldn't mind my correcting.

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I mind all of it, okay? I mind every bit of it.

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All right, there's one more.
Can I please... There's one more.

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- No, no, no.
- Can I please...

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- It's one...
- Oh, my God!

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Hey, Frank.

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(SAW WHIRRING)

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Hey, Adele.

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What?

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You know, I have tried to be a responsible
and warmhearted neighbor to you, Marnie,

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and, truthfully, it hasn't always been easy.

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Uh, okay.

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I just wish you and your boyfriend

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could extend
the same courtesy of spirit and action to me.

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Well, actually, he's my husband now, so...

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Whatever.

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What?

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(SAW WHIRRING)

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(POUNDING)

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(WHIRRING CONTINUES)

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Oh, my God.

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- Desi?
- DESI: Yeah?

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MARNIE: Desi! Hello?

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Marn, <i>ciao, bella.</i>

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How you doing?

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Uh, what the fuck is this?

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Oh. Guys, let's take... Let's take five!

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- (BUZZING STOPS)
- (OBJECT CLINKS)

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- Let's take a break. Hey.
- Hi.

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I thought you were getting back
from your mom's tomorrow.

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Well, uh, no, she...
She got back together with her boyfriend.

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She didn't need me anymore.
What the fuck is...

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- Bryce?
- Yeah.

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What the fuck is going on?

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Well, fuck, I was hoping we were gonna be
a little further along when you came home,

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but surprise.

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Welcome to your
new one-bedroom apartment.

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Oh, my God.

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Walk with me, if you will, into your bedroom.

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Okay, imagine, if you would, right.

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- Sunday morning...
- Oh, my God.

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...you're lying in bed browsing podcasts.

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Meanwhile, on the other side of this wall,

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unbeknownst to you,
guess who's in the studio/kitchen

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practicing fingerpicking
and making you chilaquiles.

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Come on, you know how you're always talking
about how we need more space.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I definitely said I wanted more space.

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And yet, somehow now I have less space
because there's a giant fucking wall

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in the middle of my apartment.

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Well, yes, if you think about it
in terms of technical square footage...

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- Yeah.
- ...then you are correct,

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but we will have more privacy,

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which is what you meant
when you said more space.

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No, it's not.

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I literally meant that I needed more space.

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(SIGHS) How much is this gonna cost us?

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Like, nothing. I mean, nothing.
We're getting a seriously good deal.

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I mean, the wall pretty much pays for itself.

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Okay, how?

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Okay, well, you know how you always go into
the coffee shop to work

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and you have to keep buying tea
so that they don't kick you out?

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Well, that costs a lot of money, Marn.

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Actually, three grand a year.

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So in a little more than a year,
this will be all paid off.

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- That is insane.
- Don't call me insane.

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You know my mother used to call me insane.

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I did not call you insane.
I said, "That is insane."

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What is this? This is a crazy tiny little shelf.
What the fuck do you put on this shelf?

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Excuse me.

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- That's a custom shelf.
- Oh.

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For my Ray Bradbury Digest Collection.

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Oh, my God. I see how it is.

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- What?
- This is all for you.

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This is all for fuckin' you.

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No, Marnie, this is all for you!

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Actually, all I have is a teensy fucking
tiny Digest shelf.

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No, you do what you want, when you want,
how you wanna do it,

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and it's like I don't even fucking exist.

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- Excuse me.
- Have you seen...

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No, you're good, bro, you're good.

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Are you kidding me? You're gonna walk out?

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- Yeah.
- (DOOR SLAMS)

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Keep walking. (EXHALES SHARPLY)

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Man.

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This is no reflection on your work, all right?

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I pushed that double stroller
for two miles up a fucking hill.

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The twins were crying and I just...

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I told them to shut up because I was
concentrating on not having a drink.

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I hate motherhood.

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I know I'm supposed to love it, but I don't.

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- It's so fucking boring.
- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

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My kids are a year and a half.
They can't even speak English yet.

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Oh, this is a women's meeting.

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Oh, no. Uh, sorry.

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WOMAN: Okay, I'll wait till you go.

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Oh, fucker, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

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(ADAM BANGING ON DOOR)

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ADAM: Fuck.

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So, um, I'm still breast-feeding, not by choice.

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- Hey.
- Hi.

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You don't usually go to this meeting.

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What, are you stalking me? Seriously, chill.

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I was in the neighborhood.

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Since when are you ever in fucking Tribeca?

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The only reason to come here
is to pickpocket a yuppie.

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Oh, yeah, by the way, here you go.

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Practicing for an audition.

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You didn't. (GASPS)

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This is yours.

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(LAUGHING)

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Someone told me
you're only going to women's meetings.

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Yeah, I need sisterhood.

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Yeah, well, these are meetings I can't go to.

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And you're not returning any of my texts.

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They're barely sentences. "You need eat"?
What... That doesn't even make any sense.

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Why the fuck are you avoiding me?

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Because it's a horrid idea

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and because I'm focused on my studies
and because you smell like ham.

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Oh, and you fuckin' love it.

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And because of Hannah.

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- I'm sorry. I'm so...
- Oh, fuckin' balls!

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You know she wouldn't do the same thing
if she was in your position.

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She'd just throw herself
right at whatever she wanted.

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Unlike you. You're a pussy.

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(HORN HONKS)

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I didn't say I liked her.

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That's how I got pregnant, so, careful.

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Look at them over there.

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Crawling over each other for a chance to sip
that million-dollar lidless coffee.

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While in here, my world is crumbling.

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Silently, relentlessly crumbling.

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Excuse me, sir,
would you like another scone?

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- (MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY)
- Sir?

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Gonna throw them out anyway.

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Do you even care?

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Do you give one flying fuck
about my economic decimation?

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Yeah, a little.

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RAY: A little.

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Spiritually, how am I supposed to negotiate

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with a society that rewards
those shaggy-haired dickholes?

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Tell me.

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'Cause I can't. I don't know how to.

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You know...

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What the fuck are you doing?

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I'm trying to see if there's hair
on my lower back.

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I feel like there is, but it's very...
It's very subtle.

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Let me take a look.

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Wow. It's like a baby's bottom. Very smooth.
You wax?

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No, never. Just very lucky.

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Yeah, my lower back
tends to get a little bushy

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if I neglect to prune it.

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Well, you just never know when new hair

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is gonna start sprouting out
of someplace on your body.

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- RAY: I know.
- I mean, you know.

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So I can only presume
you have a hot date tonight?

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Uh, yeah, let's just say that I'd like
my lower back to make a good impression.

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(CHUCKLES)

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(SIGHS) Who's the lucky guy?

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Ray, I'm sorry, but I really shouldn't say.

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He's, um... He's quite famous.

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Dill Harcourt.

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Let's not make a big deal out of this, okay?

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I didn't say a word.

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It's just gonna be just a very simple,
small dinner party at Lattanzi.

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What the fuck is that?

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Ray, Lattanzi is a very famous
Theater District eatery.

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It's just very stressful for me because

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Dill has so many celebrated
and influential friends.

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It's hard to say who could be there.

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It might be Diane Sawyer, Graydon Carter.

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He was texting with Amanda Knox
the other day.

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Didn't she kill someone?

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No.

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- Maybe.
- (GROANS)

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Patty Clarkson. I saw...
I saw them in a magazine once together.

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Her friends call her Patty.

203
00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:06,630
Patty Clarkson.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Hey, Maile. What's up?

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What happened to my poem?

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(SIGHS)

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Does it look weird to you or is it...

209
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There's actually a lot of weird instances
where the First Lady and the President

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don't even sleep in the same bedroom,
which is...

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- (KNOCKING)
- People don't...

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Excuse me for one moment.

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What the hell?
You cannot just interrupt a class like that.

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She needs answers.

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Come here.

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All right.

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Do I know you?

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Oh. Yeah. Uh...

219
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I really liked your poem.

220
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No, he didn't.

221
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Hannah, this is wildly inappropriate.

222
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:10,569
Oh, come on, all I did was
interrupt your class. It's not that big a deal.

223
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Um, actually, it is.

224
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I think what was inappropriate
was what happened last night.

225
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Um, what does this have to do with my poem?

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Well, Mr. Parker, aka Fran, aka my boyfriend,
didn't like how I was correcting your poem,

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so he decided to take it
into his own damn hands.

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(SCOFFS) Okay, Mail.

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Her name is Maile. Maile.

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Hannah was not correcting the grammar

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and I thought it was important for you
to learn proper English.

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Listen, Fran, proper English is a joke.

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In 10 years, we're all gonna be robots
who speak Chinese, okay?

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So why don't you apologize
for what you did to this piece of paper?

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I didn't rip it.

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I may have written some stuff on there,
but the rips were all her.

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- She did the rips.
- He did the rips.

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He ripped the shit out of this piece of paper.

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I... I really think I should be in my next class.

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- FRAN: Yes.
- Oh, you're not going anywhere, missy.

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You started this and you'll finish it.

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I just wrote a poem and an essay
on its literary antecedents like you said to.

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Look what you did.

244
00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:08,085
- What I did?
- Yeah.

245
00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:11,296
Hannah, you are being too much.

246
00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:12,422
Oh, okay.

247
00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:14,091
Well, for someone
who likes corrections so much,

248
00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:16,301
I'm gonna issue a big fat one
in your direction.

249
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,095
- Great.
- I'm not being too much.

250
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,930
I'm being just enough.

251
00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:21,973
You know what?
I have a class I'm supposed to be teaching.

252
00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:27,562
Well, why don't you enjoy
with the blood of this child on your hands.

253
00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:45,664
Hey.

254
00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:47,082
Hi.

255
00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:48,834
What you doing?

256
00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:50,794
Oh, nothing. Just hiding from Desi.

257
00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:52,671
Great, 'cause I'm hiding from Fran.

258
00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,256
MARNIE: I'm never going back
to that apartment.

259
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:58,760
Guys, you cannot stay here indefinitely.
I have so much studying to do.

260
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:00,804
What you lookin' at?

261
00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:03,140
The Old Loves Tumblr. It's the best.

262
00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:04,307
- Do you know it?
- HANNAH: Yeah.

263
00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:07,310
Oh, yeah, that's the old people having sex.
I love that one.

264
00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:11,148
Nope, it's just famous people who used to be
couples that we all forgot about,

265
00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,482
like Val Kilmer and Cher.

266
00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:14,943
They were a really good couple,
but she also seemed so much happier

267
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,987
with Rob Camilletti, that bagel boy.

268
00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:19,156
Yeah. I mean, they all look super happy.

269
00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:21,158
Then I guess something just goes wrong.

270
00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:22,492
HANNAH: Maybe nothing went wrong.

271
00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:25,495
Maybe the relationship just lasted
for the amount of time it was supposed to.

272
00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:27,330
Maybe all relationships have,
like, a finite lifespan,

273
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,708
like Whoopi Goldberg and Ted Danson.

274
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:32,335
Or Fran and me.

275
00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:34,337
Hannah, I don't even know
what's going on with you and Fran,

276
00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:35,714
but I'm assuming he's right.

277
00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:37,382
He actually isn't right.

278
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:39,843
Well, just work it out
because he's a really good guy.

279
00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:42,637
He's actually not a good guy, Marnie.
He's a seemingly good guy.

280
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,306
Okay, well, that's a step up.

281
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,725
I mean, Adam didn't even seem
like a good guy.

282
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,351
HANNAH: Adam was
actually more sane than Fran.

283
00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:50,353
He was just in the body of a psychopath.

284
00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:51,521
JESSA: Actually, that's not true.

285
00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:55,317
Adam's completely insane.
And he's bowlegged.

286
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,319
Just disgusting.

287
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:02,199
The worst thing about Fran is that
he has this prescribed idea

288
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,992
about how I should act in any given situation.

289
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:06,077
When I don't fulfill his expectations,

290
00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:07,579
he judges me.

291
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,917
- Oh, my God, that's horrible.
- Thank you.

292
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:15,587
No, that's exactly what I'm doing to Desi.

293
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,547
I'm the one building the fucking wall.

294
00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:19,841
I have to go apologize to him.

295
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,676
I don't understand.

296
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,845
Don't break up with Fran, okay?

297
00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:26,556
Or else you're just gonna have to start over
with somebody new.

298
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:29,684
People who work on things stay together.

299
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,561
Otherwise, you're gonna end up alone.

300
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:32,938
Like Cher.

301
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:36,066
(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)

302
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:38,443
Can't I end up alone, but not like Cher?

303
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,363
You're already like Cher.

304
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:44,282
I'm gonna choose to take that
as a compliment.

305
00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:46,618
This is one of my favorite places.

306
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:49,704
- It's very intimate.
- Very.

307
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,248
You know, when I was a kid,

308
00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:54,417
I, um... I created a very intimate
cocktail lounge in my bedroom

309
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:57,546
by putting a bulletin board
against the wall and squatting underneath it.

310
00:13:58,255 --> 00:13:59,548
It was called Chez Bird.

311
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,091
(BOTH LAUGH)

312
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,093
I was the headliner.

313
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:05,303
- Every night.
- Every night.

314
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:09,391
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I'm very nervous right now. I'm sorry.

315
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:12,561
You have nothing to be nervous about.
Everybody gets nervous.

316
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,146
- I get nervous.
- Really?

317
00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:20,277
In second grade,
I peed my pants before I had to go onstage.

318
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:24,072
So the last time you got nervous
was 35 years ago?

319
00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:25,323
- Mmm-hmm.
- Wow.

320
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,325
(BOTH LAUGH)

321
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,288
I bet you were a cute kid.

322
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,624
Come on, you've seen the pictures.

323
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,501
They're all over the Internet,

324
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:40,338
especially now that my aunt sold them
to pay her Oxy dealer.

325
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:44,134
I did see a couple in <i>Vanity Fair.</i>

326
00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:46,761
- And <i>ELLEgirl</i>. Mmm-hmm.
- Mmm-hmm.

327
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:50,181
Yeah, there's some good things
and some bad things about fame.

328
00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:54,352
I've been forced to assemble a team
that can handle the bad.

329
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,771
Dill, are you threatening me?

330
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,607
You try to fuck with me, you're toast.

331
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,318
- I'm just kidding.
- Oh.

332
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:02,652
Sort of.

333
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,155
That was scary.

334
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,326
You keep looking to the door.

335
00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:10,493
Do I?

336
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:13,163
I'm sorry, I, um...

337
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,332
You know, I thought we were meeting people,

338
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:18,627
so I sort of had my
"I'm meeting people" hat on.

339
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:19,711
(CHUCKLES)

340
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:27,510
But, um, look, if this is the type of thing
where I don't meet your friends...

341
00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:31,681
I could, um... I could be okay with that.

342
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,185
You shouldn't be.

343
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,354
MAN: Dill!

344
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:41,816
- Rob.
- Hey. Sorry we're late.

345
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,151
DILL: Sit down.

346
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,241
(DESI YELLING)

347
00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:58,041
Desi?

348
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:01,211
Stupid fucking little hammer.

349
00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:03,588
Why do we even have this little hammer?

350
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,882
Because my mom gave it to me
my freshman year.

351
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:09,010
Hey, hey. Do not do this for me.

352
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,387
I'm doing this for me, Marn.

353
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:12,889
I'm doing this for me.

354
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,557
Desi, I like the wall.

355
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:17,018
- This fuck...
- I do. Hey, hey, hey.

356
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:19,521
This fucking idea's so fucking stupid.

357
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:23,233
No, no, it's not. Look, I'm in our bedroom.

358
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:24,943
This is our bedroom.

359
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,236
It's stupid.

360
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:27,570
- Hey.
- I'm such a fucking idiot.

361
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,572
All my ideas are so fucking stupid.

362
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,074
No, they're not.

363
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:34,369
- You are a brilliant, creative genius, okay?
- (GROANS)

364
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:35,870
Seriously.

365
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:41,251
And if I have ever made you feel otherwise,
then that is on me.

366
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,921
- You mean it?
- Yeah.

367
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:48,425
I mean it.

368
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:52,387
I don't know why, like,
I'm trying to impress you all the time.

369
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,724
I feel so fucking insecure.

370
00:16:55,807 --> 00:17:00,103
That's because I pick. I pick at people.

371
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:02,480
I don't know why I do it. It sucks, but I do.

372
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,399
- No, Marnie, you're...
- You're perfect.

373
00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:05,567
No, you're perfect.

374
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:09,779
You're like this shooting star
and I'm a rat in the gutter.

375
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:10,947
(SHUSHING)

376
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:13,241
(KISSES)

377
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:14,784
No, you're not.

378
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,453
- Yes, I am.
- No.

379
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,622
I love you.

380
00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:21,124
I need you.

381
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:23,293
- I'm, like, so lost when you go away.
- Shh. Shh.

382
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:30,633
I can't even fucking get this
stupid fucking tank top off!

383
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,802
Take your time. Take your time.

384
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:34,471
- You're okay.
- I'm sorry.

385
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:35,972
Don't worry.

386
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:38,975
- Thanks for coming out with me.
- (MUSIC PLAYING)

387
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:43,021
You said you would cut off my hair
if I didn't let you take me out for rice pudding.

388
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:46,149
I just couldn't look at one boring website
after another anymore.

389
00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:48,693
- MAN: Fluent in French Toast with blessings?
- Yeah, that's me.

390
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,945
- Yes.
- And I Gotta the Panna Cotta.

391
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:53,323
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

392
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:54,532
You're gonna wake up one day

393
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:58,036
and realize you've wasted your entire life
on dumb websites.

394
00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:00,872
You're too late. That already happened.

395
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,457
Your brain is rotting.

396
00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:06,169
You used to have interesting ideas
and now all you do is browse the Internet.

397
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:07,796
Maybe that's why you stopped writing.

398
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,840
That's not a very nice thing to say.

399
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,343
Here you go.

400
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:14,928
Oh, I'm sorry,
we don't take American Express.

401
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:17,263
Okay, well, that's all I have.

402
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,518
Perfect. I'm taking you out now.

403
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:25,396
That is perfect. Just perfect.
Thank you so much.

404
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:26,940
Thanks.

405
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:35,740
Okay, what's going on between us?

406
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,410
Nothing's going on between us, Hannah.

407
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:43,623
What's going on is that I was trying to study
and I couldn't because you didn't want me to.

408
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,750
Because you're jealous that I have a passion,

409
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:49,546
so, of course,
here I am catering to your needs yet again.

410
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:53,550
Everyone has to drop everything for Hannah
when Hannah needs "support."

411
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,427
Why are you being so mean to me?

412
00:18:58,221 --> 00:18:59,305
I'm always mean to you.

413
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,057
Yeah, but usually it's nicer.

414
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:04,936
Wow. Shorts really seem to be getting shorter
these days.

415
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,729
You're acting so weird, okay?

416
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,731
I know you. Something's going on.

417
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,235
I'm fine.

418
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:13,403
Okay.

419
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:17,240
Okay, then, maybe we're just growing
in different directions.

420
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:18,950
Maybe you don't want to be friends anymore.

421
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,910
Maybe.

422
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,954
Jessa!

423
00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:25,248
What? I'm just trying to be open.

424
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:27,834
You know what?

425
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:31,254
I'm thinking maybe I'm gonna take
my Fluent in French Toast on the train.

426
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:32,922
If I'm gonna hang out
with someone who hates me,

427
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,425
it might as well be my boyfriend.

428
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:36,926
(LAUGHS)

429
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:47,604
But, seriously, you are the biggest bitch
I've ever met in my whole life.

430
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,939
You are a total cunt.

431
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:57,488
(SIGHS)

432
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,122
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

433
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,152
(BOTH LAUGHING)

434
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:02,053
ADAM: I'm not here!

435
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:07,225
Hey!

436
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,185
- Hi.
- What's up? Come in.

437
00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:15,275
I just... I just came
from seeing Hannah and, um...

438
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,860
What happened? What's wrong?

439
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:21,572
What's wrong is... Is this.

440
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:24,701
Us.

441
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,244
(CHUCKLES AND SNIFFLES)

442
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,580
You're shaking.

443
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,917
(DEEP BREATH)

444
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,214
I...

445
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:42,135
I've wanted this for a really long time.

446
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:43,803
Me, too.

447
00:21:56,274 --> 00:21:57,400
(MOANS)

448
00:21:57,442 --> 00:22:01,404
Is that... Yeah, it's fine. It's fine.

449
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,948
Hold on, hold on, wait a sec.

450
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:06,159
I just need to put my leg...

451
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:08,244
- You okay?
- Yeah, yeah, no, I'm totally good.

452
00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:10,580
I'm just perfect.

453
00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:12,415
(LAUGHS) Don't do that.

454
00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:14,250
- Sorry.
- That's okay.

455
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:16,252
(GROANS)

456
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:19,422
(BOTH GRUNT)

457
00:22:22,592 --> 00:22:23,593
(PANTING)

458
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,928
- No, I like... Like that.
- Yeah.

459
00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:29,015
(KISSES)

460
00:22:29,307 --> 00:22:30,850
(HEAVY BREATHING)

461
00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:41,194
Okay.

462
00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:48,826
Oh, fuck.

463
00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:54,957
Is this what bad sex is like?

464
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:56,626
Mmm-hmm. (LAUGHS)

465
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:57,960
Yes.

466
00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,337
(CHUCKLES)

467
00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:02,882
- Fuck me.
- Yeah.

468
00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:04,801
- Fuck me.
- Yeah, I am fucking you.

469
00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:06,511
- Stop talking.
- Oh, sorry.

470
00:23:06,636 --> 00:23:08,179
- Yeah. Harder.
- (BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)

471
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:09,847
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

472
00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:10,973
Harder.

473
00:23:11,641 --> 00:23:13,184
Okay, faster.

474
00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:14,811
Now slower. Stop, stop, stop.

475
00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:16,479
Now, go, go!

476
00:23:16,521 --> 00:23:18,481
Faster! Okay, slower.

477
00:23:18,523 --> 00:23:19,899
- Slower, then faster.
- Okay.

478
00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:21,651
- Slower, then faster.
- Wait.

479
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:22,819
- Stop talking.
- Okay.

480
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,153
- Yeah, fuck me!
- Sorry!

481
00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:25,488
- Come on!
- I'm getting a cramp.

482
00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:26,572
- I'm really sorry.
- Fuck me.

483
00:23:26,656 --> 00:23:27,824
- Okay.
- Fuck me.

484
00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:29,158
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.

485
00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:30,910
(GASPING)

486
00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:32,829
(BOTH PANTING)

487
00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:34,330
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

488
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:36,082
Are you good?

489
00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:06,863
(CHRISTINE AND THE QUEENS: <i>IT</i> PLAYING)