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(DESI PLAYING GUITAR AND VOCALIZING)

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What are you staring at me about?

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What do you mean?

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- You're staring at me.
- I'm staring at you?

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You're playing aggressive guitar at me.

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There's nothing aggressive about that.
It's a ballad.

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Okay.

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I think it's weird
you haven't said anything since noon.

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Well, we're in a fight,
so I don't want to talk to you.

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- Well...
- That's kind of the definition of fighting.

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- That's kind of the definition of cold.
- No.

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- Yeah.
- I'm not cold, I'm mad.

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So you can't even let me know
that you're here with me?

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You can't even connect?

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No, I don't want to connect. I want space.

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Well, I don't want space. I love you.

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See, Desi, that's a major part of the problem.

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That you don't seem to care at all
about what I want.

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Oh, I don't care what you want? Okay.

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Yeah, you don't care. Would you prefer that

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I just pretend
nothing's wrong with me?

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And stop feeling all of my feelings

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and hug you and fuck you
and tell you how amazing you are,

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- and how much I love you?
- That sounds really positive to me.

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- I think that'd make you happy, too.
- Oh, Jesus.

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- No.
- Come on, hey.

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Whoa.

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- You know you just recoiled from my touch?
- I didn't.

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DESI: You recoiled from my touch
like I'm a monster!

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- Oh, my God.
- You know something?

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In all the months that we courted,
I never dreamed that you could be this cruel.

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- Cruel?
- Yeah!

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- (SCOFFING) Are you fucking serious? Cruel?
- Yes.

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I don't want to go get a scone with you
this morning and now I'm cruel?

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- (DESI SNIFFLING)
- Oh, boy. You're...

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- You've got to be kidding me.
- I want to fucking die.

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No, you don't. You don't want to die.

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DESI: Yes, I do, I want to fucking kill myself.

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You don't want to kill yourself, either.

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You are far too narcissistic to kill yourself.

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Open your heart to me!

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- Bella, open your heart to me now!
- Stop.

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It's fucking open!

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DESI: Bella?

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(DOOR SLAMS)

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(MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)

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- (MAN WHISTLES)
- What I tell you? She's coming. She's coming.

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How you doing? Nice to meet you.

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MAN: Baby got back.

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Damn, girl,
I know exactly how to work you out.

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Hey.

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Hi.

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She was looking at me.

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- Shit.
- Yo, you know her?

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Yeah, I know her. I'll be right back.

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- Where you going, man?
- Marnie?

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Marnie.

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Marnie.

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Hey.

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Hi.

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Look, I know it's weird.

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Just talk to me, okay?

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(SIGHS) I'm married.

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Oh, great.

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- That's fucking great.
- Yeah.

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Yeah, see, just tell me what's up with you.

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That's great, that's great.

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I'm late getting where I'm going.

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Hey.

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So, wait, you got married?

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- Yeah.
- That's beautiful.

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Really, that's fucking beautiful.

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It was beautiful.

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I mean, it was pouring
and my dad wasn't there, but...

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Ah, Shit.

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- Well, who walked you down the aisle?
- My uncle.

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- Bob or Ron?
- You remember Bob and Ron?

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- Yeah, of course I do. Bob's a fuckin' G.
- Well, it was Ron.

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Okay, yeah. I mean, Ron,
he's less of a G, he's an exterminator.

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That's... That's the opposite.

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So, what happened to your business?

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- Which one?
- Business. The app?

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- "Which one?"
- Oh. That shit.

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Um, yeah, that wasn't really for me.

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You know, that life.

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It started becoming about
what we're ordering for lunch

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and who we ate it with. It was bullshit.

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So, did Parvesh and Jake buy you out?

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No, no, no, some weird legal shit went down
and I got nothing, you know.

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- But onward and upward, right?
- Yeah, I guess.

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- Hey, hold the fuck up, man.
- What?

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What? I told you I was just talking to a friend.
What?

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(SPEAKING SPANISH)

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All right, man,
but you're gonna do that thing tonight, right?

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- Yes.
- So just make sure you get enough cash

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to cover you for the next few weeks, all right?

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Yo, I don't need this explained to me.
I know what to do.

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He's got it, he's got it. Here you go, brother.

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- All right?
- I got it.

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Charlie, introduce.

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No, Rips, I'm not fucking introducing you.

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And don't just say "introduce,"
like, one word.

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- Rips?
- Hello.

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Your name is Rips?
What, are you from <i>West Side Story?</i>

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And that would make you my Maria.

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Yeah, I'd love to solve a problem like a Maria.

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Ew! That's not even the right reference.

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Oh.

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- All right.
- We out of here, bro.

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Hey, appreciate it. Take care.

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- Hey, hey, hey. You got it.
- All right. I got it. I got you.

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- All right.
- Be good. Bye, friend.

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- Bye, friend. Nice meeting you.
- Bye, guys.

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- Very nice meeting you.
- Nice to meet you, too, Rips.

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Sorry.

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You, um... You talk differently.

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I talk... What do you mean?

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You have an accent
that you didn't have before.

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- You talk differently.
- No.

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No, you just don't remember me right.

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"Ri"? I don't remember you "ri"?

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Hey, do you want to
come with me someplace?

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Where?

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We'll go someplace.

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Like, what place, though?

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It's a party. It's uptown.

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And there will be free champagne
and a lot of it.

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- Champagne for my real friends...
- Real pain for my sham friends.

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Wait, are you serious?

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- Yeah.
- Why would I want to go with you anywhere?

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You know I literally haven't heard from you
since you told me you never loved me

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and that I was a "spoiled brat whose life
would never amount to being anything

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"other than someone's wife."

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- That's an exact quote.
- Right.

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And guess what? I am someone's wife.
But I also have a fucking life,

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so you were completely wrong about me.

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You're a fucking piece of shit.

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- All right, Marnie, you know...
- No, no, no, seriously, Charlie, you're a POS.

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And, yeah, I might've been an asshole to you
when I was, what, all of, like, 22 years old.

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Everyone's an asshole
when they're 22 years old.

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Then you came along and
you beat me in the asshole contest.

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Big time. You beat the shit out of me.

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All right.

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Well, I apologize for that,

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but I was kind of going through
a pretty fucked up time.

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My, uh... My dad... My dad died.

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What?

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He killed himself, actually.
He... He hung himself.

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- Holy shit.
- Yeah.

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I didn't know that. I'm so sorry.

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No, you know, I'm sorry.

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That's all I can really say is I'm sorry.

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But, listen, do you want to come with...
Just come with me to this party.

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It'll be harmless. We'll catch up.

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- Please.
- Okay.

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Yeah?

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Okay. All right, good. I'm happy.

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We got to get you a dress, though.

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All right.

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- Marnie.
- Yeah?

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Try these on. Try those on.

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- Oh, my God, I can't try all these on.
- Yes, you can.

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I'm just giving you options, baby,
you know what I mean?

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I'm just giving you options.

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- I'm just giving you more and more options.
- (LAUGHING) Okay.

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Hey. Hey. Do you have a bathroom I can use?

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I'm gonna buy stuff.
I just need to use the bathroom.

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Yeah, there's a burrito place next door.

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You just have to, like,
buy a soda or something.

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Oh, okay.

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- Uh, Marnie, I'll be right back.
- Okay.

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- That dress looks really pretty on you.
- Oh, thank you so much.

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I feel like a Bob Mackie Barbie doll.

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Oh, no, that's 100% the look.
That's what people come in here wanting.

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That guy's my ex-boyfriend.

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I haven't seen him in, literally,
almost two years,

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until just now, or like, just before right now.

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He left without any explanation,

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and now I'm married to,
like, an entirely different man

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who's also my musical partner.

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- Cool.
- I know you might be wondering, like,

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how does someone fit that much action
into such a short amount of time.

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- Yes, I am only 25 and a half years old...
- No, that seems right.

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But somehow I've managed to live so much,
I feel like I'm looking out the eyes of a woman

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at hands that have touched
and have been touched.

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Does that make any sense?

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(EXCLAIMS)

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- Hey. Oh, my God.
- Yeah?

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- You look great.
- Are you sure?

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- That's perfect, yeah it is.
- I don't know.

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No, you look awesome. All right, let's do this.

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- Yeah? How much is it?
- What? I need heels and stuff like that.

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Doesn't matter. No, no, no, you're good.

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- What are you doing?
- They're waiting on us.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTING)

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What are we doing here?

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I just have a friend who asked me to swing by.

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What kind of friend?
Everyone here is 150 years old.

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Just wait here a second, okay?

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- No way.
- Just wait one second.

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No fucking way.
I'm not standing here alone in this dress.

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All right. Suit yourself, come on.

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- Brian, hello.
- Hello, sir.

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Brian, this is my fiancée, Masha.

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Masha, it's a pleasure.

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Uh, will you ladies
excuse us for just a moment?

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Of course, Brian.

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He buying cocaine for us to have party.

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Yeah, I can see that.

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Out of curiosity, how old are you?

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Twenty-five and half.

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Makes sense.

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Okay, I'm just gonna use the bathroom
really quick, okay?

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What's your name, darling?

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I'm Magita. Magita Perez.

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Well, Magita,
what would you say if I asked you

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to join Masha and me later, upstairs?

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Masha?

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Me?

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Is Brian the person I should talk to,
to negotiate that?

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No, no, I'll handle it.

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I'm, uh, 300 cash, up front.

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Room 1206. We'll be there by 10:30.

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Sounds good, except there's a $200 fee
if I'm going above the 10th floor.

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I'm afraid of heights.

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And a $100 gown rental fee.

227
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Unless you want me to wear my jeans.

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See you in an hour.

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Looking forward to it.

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(MARNIE GIGGLING)

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- Wait, so you said...
- Oh, my God.

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You said you were a hooker?

233
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No, he, like, implied it
and I just, like, went along

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and then I introduced myself as Magita Perez.

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- What?
- I don't know...

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- You said your name was Magita?
- Yeah, I said my name was...

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I don't know, I've never heard it before.

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- Spanish?
- Oh, my God.

239
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- I knew this was a bad idea.
- What, you worried you scared me?

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No, you know, it's just not really your scene.

241
00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:37,823
To be fair, you wouldn't know my scene.

242
00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:40,283
It's actually been a few years
since you knew what my scene was.

243
00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:43,120
But I have an idea of what your scene is
and what your scene isn't.

244
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:46,456
Well, my scene is that I'm hungry
and I'm fucking rich.

245
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,837
You've gained weight.

246
00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:37,007
That's not a very nice thing to say to a person.

247
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,383
No, I know, I like it.

248
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,428
It's like you're not trying to please
everyone anymore.

249
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,357
- Hey, guess what?
- Mmm?

250
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,526
Half my album's about you.

251
00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,030
- What?
- Yeah. Desi thinks it's about him.

252
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:03,700
About, like, when we first started
and he still had a girlfriend,

253
00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,076
but it's about you.

254
00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,871
It's about what it's like to lose something

255
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,916
or someone and have no idea why.

256
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,084
I told you why.

257
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,254
You were my family.

258
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,298
You know that.

259
00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:26,807
Come here. Come here.

260
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:31,102
Oh, my God. What are you doing?

261
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,564
Get in.

262
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,609
- That's not our boat.
- "That's not our boat"?

263
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,239
- Did you really just say that?
- Shut up.

264
00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,908
(LAUGHING) "That's not our boat"?

265
00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:47,077
Oh, no, that's not our boat.

266
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,329
- But it isn't.
- Come on.

267
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:50,580
Don't be a nerd.

268
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,793
Get in the fucking boat.

269
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,129
No one's here.

270
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:10,851
CHARLIE: Oksana Baiul.

271
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:12,269
(LAUGHING)

272
00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:42,632
- Whose boat do you think this is?
- Oh, my God.

273
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,886
Jesus Christ, relax.

274
00:14:58,356 --> 00:14:59,399
- Oh!
- Oh!

275
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:00,525
(SPLASHING)

276
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,344
(GASPING)

277
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,054
Are you okay?

278
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,514
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

279
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,351
- Jesus, you scared me for a second.
- (GASPS)

280
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:37,354
But it's only like two feet deep, so...

281
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:07,717
Hold on, wait. This is actually
a very, very serious question.

282
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:08,802
Okay.

283
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:11,429
How recent
were your YMCA swimming lessons?

284
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,598
'Cause I just couldn't tell

285
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,809
- by the way you were flailing around.
- You're such an asshole.

286
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,227
What, I just really want to know

287
00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:19,771
- 'cause I'll get them for you, if you want.
- Give me your bag.

288
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,564
What? Come on, Marnie.

289
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,483
What's so fuckin' funny?

290
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,068
Give me your fucking bag.

291
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:28,321
- Really?
- No. Dude, dude, chill.

292
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:31,157
Okay? Go back to Park Slope.

293
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:32,575
Your mom's not gonna be mad at you,

294
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:36,079
and if you need money,
just sell your fucking Xbox.

295
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:39,666
The bag and your jewelry now.

296
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,918
No fucking way, dude.

297
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:45,422
Look, seriously, back the fuck off, okay?
Back the fuck...

298
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:48,466
- Oh, shit! He's got a fuckin' gun.
- Here, here, here.

299
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,468
- Your rings. Come on.
- Here's my wedding ring

300
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:51,594
- and my engagement ring.
- Just, here, here.

301
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,430
- The rings first!
- He didn't ask for my fucking earrings.

302
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:54,681
Just give them to him. He's gonna want them.

303
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,266
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Hello?

304
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,435
- Here, here. Take it, take it.
- Yeah. Take it, take it.

305
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:00,770
MARNIE: Oh, my God.

306
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:04,107
Fuck, dude. Are you...

307
00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:10,238
I didn't know people get,
like, robbed anymore.

308
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:16,661
- You live here?
- I do.

309
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,789
There's a garbage bag on the window.

310
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,625
Yeah, well, I sleep late.

311
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,003
So, get curtains.

312
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:28,465
Actually, you know what? Never mind.
I'm not here to change you.

313
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:31,342
I don't need to change anybody any more.

314
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:34,095
Come here.

315
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:44,981
- What am I gonna do about you?
- (CHUCKLES)

316
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:52,989
What if...

317
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:54,699
We...

318
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:56,826
Ran away?

319
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:03,124
I'm serious.

320
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:07,504
What if, like, the last few years
were just a bad dream and we ran away?

321
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,467
And opened up a general store.

322
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,428
Somewhere where they need a general store.

323
00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:20,517
I got cash, I got a bike.

324
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,311
We can go wherever we wanted.

325
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:27,357
Wouldn't have to tell anybody
if we didn't feel like it.

326
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,611
- I don't need any of my stuff.
- No.

327
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,114
I don't, I really...

328
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,491
Don't need any of my stuff.

329
00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,284
I hate all of my stuff.

330
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:43,665
I'm serious.
As soon as the sun comes up, let's go.

331
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:47,961
But what about all of the time?

332
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:53,049
- Hmm?
- Doesn't have to bother us if we don't let it.

333
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:19,409
(GROANING)

334
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:21,077
(ZIPPER OPENING)

335
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:22,787
Okay.

336
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,605
I'm cold. I need a shower.

337
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:51,691
The bathroom's in the hall.

338
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,569
Cool.

339
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,083
(DOOR OPENS)

340
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,171
Hey.

341
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:16,257
Hi.

342
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:20,762
Late night?

343
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,598
Yeah, kind of.

344
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,477
Why is everybody
such a fucking disappointment?

345
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,357
Guy problems?

346
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:37,195
Yeah, if you call a hot dyke with a strap-on
and a Mets cap a guy.

347
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:40,615
She left me off on the side of the BQE.

348
00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:42,659
Kicked me off her motorcycle.

349
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,702
- Oh, my God. That is awful.
- Yeah.

350
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,413
- How did you get home?
- I fucking walked.

351
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:51,084
It's not even her, you know? She was fine.

352
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,127
She was as much as an asshole as anyone.

353
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,005
I just... I can't have one more fantasy
busted open.

354
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,091
I swear to God, I can't fucking take it.

355
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,220
That's my towel.

356
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:05,723
I'm so sorry.

357
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:08,017
I did not know that.

358
00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:10,770
Um... Oh!

359
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:20,947
You have nice tits.

360
00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:23,741
Thank you.

361
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:31,249
You know, that shower actually has
really good water pressure.

362
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:56,274
(CLATTERING)

363
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:03,906
Charlie?

364
00:22:06,576 --> 00:22:08,411
- Charlie.
- Yeah?

365
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,330
What the fuck is this needle?

366
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:14,125
Oh.

367
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,252
I'm diabetic.

368
00:23:13,768 --> 00:23:15,269
Where are your fucking shoes, Marnie?

369
00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:16,396
(SCOFFS)

370
00:23:16,479 --> 00:23:18,523
Whose dress is that?
Where are your fucking rings?

371
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:20,942
(EXHALES)

372
00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:24,695
I'm sorry.

373
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:31,702
For what?

374
00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:38,668
I don't want to be married to you.

375
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,176
It's not even your fault.

376
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,429
I mean, yeah, you're...

377
00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:51,097
You're an asshole, but...

378
00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:53,724
- (SCOFFS)
- ...it's really not your fault. I just...

379
00:23:55,852 --> 00:23:57,728
I knew I shouldn't have married you.

380
00:23:57,812 --> 00:24:00,731
I just didn't want to give up
on yet another dream.

381
00:24:01,566 --> 00:24:02,608
(SNIFFS)

382
00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:05,111
What are you talking about?

383
00:24:05,736 --> 00:24:10,741
I just don't know who I am right now.
I'm like a ghost of myself.

384
00:24:10,825 --> 00:24:14,662
I don't know what I'm doing here
or anywhere else.

385
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:18,708
But I don't want to be married to you.

386
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,047
Okay.

387
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:27,925
- Okay?
- Yeah.

388
00:24:30,261 --> 00:24:31,304
Thank you.

389
00:24:32,597 --> 00:24:35,892
You should go and be on your own, Marn.
You know? Do what you have to do.

390
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:39,353
Yeah, I think that's what I need.

391
00:24:42,273 --> 00:24:44,567
But, trust me, Marnie, it is, like,

392
00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:47,695
not gonna work out so great.

393
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,992
- It's not?
- I mean...

394
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:57,413
Probably you're gonna get...

395
00:24:58,706 --> 00:24:59,749
Murdered.

396
00:25:01,209 --> 00:25:04,378
I mean, that is how little
of a sense of the world that you have.

397
00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:06,547
You're just, you're just...

398
00:25:06,631 --> 00:25:07,882
You're gonna get murdered one day.

399
00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:10,551
You're gonna get murdered. I'm sorry.

400
00:25:10,635 --> 00:25:12,303
Yeah, well...

401
00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:16,224
You know, Desi, maybe you're right.

402
00:25:16,933 --> 00:25:18,226
Maybe I do get murdered.

403
00:25:23,147 --> 00:25:24,190
(SOBBING)

404
00:25:24,273 --> 00:25:25,358
Oh, my God.

405
00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:30,404
(BLUBBERING INCOHERENTLY)

406
00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:33,658
You know I can't hear you.

407
00:25:35,326 --> 00:25:37,161
Try to remember...

408
00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:40,665
The hope of the beginning, you know.

409
00:25:41,082 --> 00:25:42,959
- "The hope of the beginning"?
- Yeah.

410
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:46,671
You mean when you had a girlfriend
and I saw you, like, twice a week,

411
00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:49,382
and half the times we fucked,
you covered my face with a pillow

412
00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:51,217
because you couldn't handle the guilt?

413
00:25:51,759 --> 00:25:53,344
- Do you remember that?
- Yeah, okay.

414
00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:58,349
Jesus Christ, I have some, like,
serious shit to work out.

415
00:25:58,432 --> 00:26:00,977
So do you.
I'm not sure you're capable of it but...

416
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,272
That's not my problem anymore.

417
00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:10,069
Do you want me to get my stuff?

418
00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:15,032
Uh, no, that's fine.
I'll just pack up a few things.

419
00:26:29,714 --> 00:26:32,008
(DOOR OPENING AND SLAMMING)