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Your relationship to the students
is not the problem here, Hannah.
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Okay, good, 'cause I'm basically
the teacher of my dreams,
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like if Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle had a baby
with that guy from Reading Rainbow.
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Yeah, it's the other teachers
who are complaining about you now.
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What? What teachers? What complaints?
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Apparently, they've heard that you regularly
disparage them to your shared students.
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That is ridiculous.
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I don't know them well enough
to disparage them.
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They're so cliquey,
they don't invite me anywhere.
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"Señora Gomez is definitely doing it
with Madame Schwartz,
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"and I would know because
I'm doing it with Fran."
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You describe Mr. Kildahl as having, quote,
"phantom centaur butt."
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Which, I'm guessing is your idea
of a humorous remark.
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I mean, it's jokey, but what it really is
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is when a guy has an ass
that, like, really sticks out
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to the point where it seems like
a whole horse has been cut off him.
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Quote, "I hate Mrs. Doerfler. I just do."
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Okay, you have to give me that one.
She is not nice. It's like Matilda in there.
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Hannah, we have been down this road before.
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Now, this is a situation where
I'm gonna have to take serious action.
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I mean, I've been lenient with you in the past
and that's because you're liked,
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you're a favorite here,
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I'm not gonna lie to you.
But, I mean, come on.
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What can I do?
You've put me in a very difficult position.
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You're right.
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I have.
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I have and I'm sorry.
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Can you think of a solution?
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Honestly, men are so afraid
of the female vagina,
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we should be, like, galvanizing
and using this tactic to literally win wars.
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I also think it helped that
my bush is at full capacity right now,
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which I'm sorry about.
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Are you fucking kidding me, Hannah?
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What is wrong with you?
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Do not play dumb with me.
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I don't even know where
to fucking begin with you.
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Okay, it seems I woke the beast again.
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This is not a joke.
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Showing your vagina to your boss
is not an okay thing to do.
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It wasn't sexual, Fran.
It was so I would get out of trouble.
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To "get out of trouble".
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We are not five, Hannah. Jesus Christ!
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Listen, okay, it worked.
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Do you really not get it?
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Are you that broken?
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Like, how damaged is your thought process?
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As an adult, you should know
taking your genitals out and...
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Stop, okay? Literally stop.
I didn't do anything that bad.
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I'm not like Bill Cosby or something.
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Okay, you just interrupted me.
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Please do not interrupt me
when I am speaking to you.
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- I have asked you not to roll eyes at me, a lot.
- I was not rolling my eyes at you.
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I was looking up at a cloud formation
that looked a lot like Blake Lively.
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It's gone.
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At the very least,
I would hope that you would know
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I would never want you to show your vagina
to anyone but me.
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So, now I'm not supposed to show my vagina
to anyone but you, Fran?
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It's about to be summer!
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Aren't you supposed to be
preparing right now?
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Like, getting into character
and putting on your...
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That codpiece?
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No, I'm good.
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Okay.
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So, you're ready.
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- I'm ready. I'm ready.
- Okay.
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Are you ready for everything?
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Yeah.
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Wait, what do you mean?
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Like, you know, like Hannah and everybody.
Isn't everybody coming tonight?
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You and me in front of them,
in front of Hannah? Jesus.
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Well, I guess I'm just...
Haven't thought about it.
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I'm just gonna be acting most of the time.
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Well, that's good for you.
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I guess it doesn't matter.
I'm not even talking to her anyway.
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We had a massive row.
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So, why are we talking about it now?
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(LIPS TRILLING)
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Okay.
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(MOANING)
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(GIGGLING)
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- Goodbye.
- Bye.
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- Wish me luck.
- Okay.
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Make sure to watch from the fire escape!
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Best view.
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What are you doing?
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We have plans this evening to see a play.
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We are now at that play.
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I don't want to have
this discussion right now.
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Well, I do.
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Oh, oh.
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Hannah wants to do something
rude, disruptive, and inappropriate.
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(SARCASTICALLY) What a twist.
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Welcome to 38 Neighbors,
a theatrical retelling
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of the Kitty Genovese tragedy.
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In 1964, Kitty Genovese
was murdered outside her home
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in the middle of the night.
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Dozens of neighbors heard her cries for help
and did nothing.
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And you are about to become one of them.
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The staircases behind me
lead to the apartments
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in which the play will be taking place.
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Explore at your choosing.
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By entering this building,
you have all become silent bystanders.
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Go. Witness.
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Fran, I really do not feel like
I can be a good witness
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until we finish this conversation.
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Hannah, I'm not sure how I can be clearer.
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I do not make scenes in public.
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Great, then we'll keep this really brief.
I don't think this is working for me anymore.
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Oh, my God, so now you're gonna
threaten me to get what you want?
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Really flexing the maturity muscles today.
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Nice.
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I'm not kidding, Fran.
My anxiety's really spiking.
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Come with me. We're not going that way.
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- He's not coming with us?
- No.
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GUIDE: Please pick the apartment to witness
from. The play is about to begin.
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So, I guess this is really more of a play
about the neighbors who ignored Kitty
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and not so much about Kitty herself.
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'Cause I was doing some
Wikipedia-ing last night
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and I had completely forgotten
the fact that Kitty was a lesbian.
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Do you think that may have been a factor
in what happened to her?
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Wouldn't surprise me. Another woman
deemed "unacceptable" by society
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and left to die for her sins.
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Will you stop talking, please?
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The play has barely started.
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- That's not how plays work.
- Okay, Ray, great.
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Silence me, just like all of them.
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How are we supposed to learn...
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Stop ignoring me, Ellen.
I know you took it without asking.
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Oh, shush up, Joan.
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I'd never wear your stupid mini.
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I'm telling Mom you wear blusher to school.
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Fine, I hate you anyway.
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(HE'S SO FINE PLAYING)
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Hey, guys.
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- Hey.
- Shh. Keep it down.
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I'm sorry, it's not like the actors
are doing anything interesting.
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Literally all I've seen since I got here
was some beatnik rolling cigarettes.
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This isn't a fucking Raffi concert, all right?
Respect the craft.
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All right, then, will you go out
in the hallway with me
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so I can talk to you
about something important?
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Me?
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- Yes.
- You.
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I know you can't answer me, but I just decided
you're actually an amazing dancer.
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What's up? What's on your mind?
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Can you, um...
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Are we praying?
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I left Desi.
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Wow.
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Really?
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Is this for real?
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Yes, Ray,
this is the realest thing I've ever done.
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Hmm.
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And I wanted you to know.
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How did it finally happen?
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It wasn't like a big fight or anything.
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It was a lot of little shitty moments
kind of strung together, you know?
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Look, if I'm being completely honest
with myself,
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I think I probably knew
we were going to get divorced
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before we even got married.
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I just was really scared
of what it was that I knew that I needed.
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I think that what I need is to be...
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Alone.
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To be alone, yeah.
I mean, right. That makes sense.
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So, that is where I am.
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And I wanted to know what you think.
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What do I think?
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I think that, um...
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I'm sorry you're going through all this.
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- Thank you.
- That's what I think.
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I think I'm handling it pretty well.
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Yeah, I think it's also important
to go back in there and witness.
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Otherwise, we repeat our mistakes.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Seriously, you have no idea.
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It's less of a boat
and more of a floating palace, really.
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Out of this world.
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I really like your top.
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I have a friend who has one sort of like that,
but it doesn't do the same thing for her.
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- Thanks.
- Boys, I'm so sorry.
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I have to deal with a Chinese fur catastrophe,
of all things.
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See you later. Catch up later.
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Great party, Dill.
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Head-to-toe mesh and Chinese fur.
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What?
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What do you think about all this?
You having fun?
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- Yeah, of course I'm having fun.
- Good.
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I did poppers with the guy
who invented Boy Butter.
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And then this lady in a corset
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asked me if I was one of Ralph Lauren's
adopted male model sons.
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Ralph doesn't have any adopted sons.
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I know, that's why I'm sticking to my story
that I'm one of them.
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- Good on you.
- Right?
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00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:05,522
Yeah, I'm just checking in.
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00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:08,525
It's important to check in.
That's something I care about.
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Have I told you how happy I am
that you're here tonight?
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Well, I'm happy to be here.
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I feel oddly at home.
Your friends are all very nice.
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Mine are mean and poor.
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Yeah, they're good people.
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00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:28,962
It's easy to lose sight of what's important,
and good people are what's important.
201
00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:33,717
In my line of work, you get stuck
between these two polarities,
202
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with orphans in Haiti and rich meals,
203
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tsunami-wrecked shores and fine suits.
204
00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:43,143
You get emotional whiplash.
It's hard to tell what's real and what's not.
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But in the end of the day, it's who's left
standing beside you that matters most.
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I'm so happy that you're standing beside me.
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Wow, you're like a poet.
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I guess I'm inspired.
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00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,419
How you'd like to meet Zac Posen?
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- I would love to meet Zac Posen.
- Okay.
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00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:15,258
ADAM: No, no, no.
I don't owe you a goddamn thing, Ruthie.
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RUTHIE: You owe me
the last 20 years, ya queer.
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00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,262
You want me to prove to you I'm not queer?
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00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,723
You want me to do more for you
than I already do?
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00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:22,933
- (WOMAN SCREAMING)
- Oh please.
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00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,226
What do you fucking do
for me anyway?
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00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:25,936
Dirty the dishes and leave
your underwears around?
218
00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:27,104
- What's that?
- What?
219
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,106
It sounded like a lady out there.
220
00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:30,273
So what?
221
00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:32,943
Since when are you
interested in girls, anyway?
222
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,113
Something strange going on out there,
I think.
223
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,407
WOMAN: If you want one of his cigarettes,
just take it.
224
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,951
People were totally
eating out of the candy bowl next door.
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God. Dios mío.
I should've married your sister.
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00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:46,039
No, you should've married my brother.
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I don't want to hear about this anymore.
228
00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:52,713
- Dad, I think there's a lady in the courtyard.
- It can't be anything good this time of night.
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Did you finish your homework?
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00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:56,091
No, I was watching a program and forgot.
Why do I...
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ADAM:...you guys aren't hanging out
together at the grocery store,
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sucking each other's tits.
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- RUTHIE: Fuck you.
- ADAM: Fuck you!
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- (WOMAN SCREAMING)
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
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(WOMAN CONTINUES SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
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The point is, if Sir Ian McKellen
wants to use me as a human shield,
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who am I to argue?
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- It looks like it's time for a refill.
- I'll get it.
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- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
242
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:31,520
You're the host. People need you.
243
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:32,729
Thank you, dear.
244
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:37,275
Okay, now's the time in the evening
where I explain ISIS to you.
245
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:40,237
So, just...
We're just gonna take it down a notch and...
246
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,155
Please, you're just in time.
247
00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:48,745
Quite the shindig.
248
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:53,250
I've already had, like,
14 of those tiny plates of tartar
249
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,085
with that little quail egg.
250
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:57,546
I know, if this building got bombed,
Sarah Jessica Parker
251
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,756
would have to speak at, like, 100 funerals.
252
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,258
(BOTH LAUGH)
253
00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:04,427
Were you here last month
for the morning rave?
254
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:06,763
Uh, no. No, I was not.
255
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,224
What brings you here tonight?
256
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:13,186
Well, our fair host, actually.
257
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:14,563
Oh, nice.
258
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,606
Dill's a doll, isn't he?
259
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,066
Yeah, yeah.
260
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:22,362
It's always hard to know
when somebody's so, you know, "famous,"
261
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:25,073
but I gotta say,
he really knows how to make a guy
262
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,616
feel like the only girl in the room, you know?
263
00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,034
Mmm.
264
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:34,124
He called me from Baghdad the other week
from a satellite phone
265
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,042
just to see how my teeth cleaning went.
266
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:38,086
I mean, so sweet.
267
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,922
Oh, I mean tell me about it.
You know, he took my friend Muzzy
268
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,258
to this black-tie gala last week
269
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,927
and, you know,
Muzzy doesn't even own a tuxedo.
270
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:49,055
Dill had one made for him. Made.
You know, lifesaver.
271
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:50,599
Really?
272
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,310
Rosemary mojito, please, yes.
273
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:57,272
You know, I feel like a lot of people here
have stories like that.
274
00:14:57,314 --> 00:15:01,151
You know, like one time I was complaining
about how stressed out I was at work
275
00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:02,944
because of all these promotions I was getting,
276
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,988
and I didn't know whether Dill was listening.
277
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:08,241
And he treated me
to a weekend in the Bahamas.
278
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,911
That was, of course,
before I met my boyfriend.
279
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:12,662
Of course.
280
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:16,416
- Do you know Shane? Metzler-Cobbling?
- No.
281
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:19,753
No? Okay, well, he and Dill only dated for,
like, two weeks,
282
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:23,131
but Dill still lets him live
in his spare downstairs apartment.
283
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:24,674
I mean, it's not even a creepy deal.
284
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:27,010
Like, they only have sex
when Shane really wants to,
285
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:30,096
which I hear is a lot, but, like,
I haven't talked to Shane in a while...
286
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,431
- Please walk away.
- Okay.
287
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,649
This neighborhood,
there's always noise outside.
288
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,025
You don't think anything of it.
289
00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:44,861
We were just living our boring lives, baby.
290
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:51,034
- This play is super unrealistic.
- I need to talk to you now.
291
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:55,121
Can I ask you, do you think that I deserve
all of the things that are happening to me?
292
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,456
Maybe.
293
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,041
Are Jessa and Adam fucking?
294
00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,209
Come on.
295
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:01,836
Seriously, Marnie,
if you know anything, I can take it.
296
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:04,005
You gotta tell me. I need you to share...
297
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:06,549
I'm sorry, I've been a little too busy
Yelping divorce lawyers
298
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:09,052
to worry about the sex lives
of our second-tier friends.
299
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:11,054
I know it.
300
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,390
They're fucking. They are fully fucking.
301
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,475
What the fuck is wrong with people?
302
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,066
Someone's in here.
303
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:26,069
There you are. You disappeared.
304
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:28,738
And, to add insult to injury,
with my drink in your hand.
305
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:29,906
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
306
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,574
Sorry, I guess I just needed a break.
307
00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:34,661
Well, you come out when you're ready.
308
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:38,415
You look hot as hell tonight.
I wanna show you off.
309
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:45,213
Hey, Dill, did you take someone named Muzzy
to a black-tie gala last week?
310
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:48,925
I'm sorry, but did you?
311
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:53,430
I took a friend to a work event last week, yes.
312
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,100
There are many friends,
there are many work events.
313
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,602
Is there a reason why you're asking?
314
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:01,021
No, I just...
315
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,356
No, somebody just said that.
316
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:04,941
Mmm-hmm.
317
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:09,612
They also said you keep a guy named Shane
downstairs for sometimes-sex.
318
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,281
Heh.
319
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,866
(LAUGHS AND CLEARS THROAT)
320
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,284
Of course they did.
321
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:16,911
(SHUTS DOOR)
322
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:19,456
You know, just because I'm a public figure,
323
00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:23,626
people feel they have a right
to say what they want, think what they want.
324
00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:28,798
God damn it, it's hard sometimes.
I don't have any power to stop it.
325
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,634
It's good that you're learning this now, Elijah.
326
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:38,975
There's always gonna be people in your ear.
The key is knowing when to tune it out.
327
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:43,480
You know that I would never
disappoint you on purpose, right?
328
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:46,691
I know.
329
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:52,030
So, lighten up, tough guy. It's a party.
330
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:55,700
(LAUGHS)
331
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:59,829
I just want to be clear
about what our situation is.
332
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:01,790
(SIGHS) What situation?
333
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,834
I'm a busy man with a lot of important friends.
334
00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:07,128
Many of them are out there right now.
335
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,505
Most of them are enjoying themselves.
336
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:11,132
There's only one who isn't,
and he's standing right in front of me,
337
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,217
keeping me from them.
338
00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:14,302
Well, maybe those people
don't want to say anything
339
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:16,554
'cause they're too psyched
to be hanging out with a famous person.
340
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:18,473
No, I don't think that's it.
341
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:22,894
What?
342
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:27,857
So, now I should leave?
343
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,485
Do you think you should leave?
344
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:31,903
I don't know.
345
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,869
I'm glad we had this talk. I feel better.
346
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,040
You should, too.
347
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:49,587
If you don't, then, yes, I'd go if I were you.
348
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,570
I do not feel better.
349
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:18,116
You don't know for sure, though.
350
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:21,411
Do I not fucking know
those tree-hugging clit-suckers?
351
00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:22,537
I fucking know.
352
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:25,373
They were doing it behind my back,
but right in front of my face.
353
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:27,709
What the fuck are you doing here?
354
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,460
Marnie, I have to talk to you.
355
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:32,213
Desi, "no" means no.
The divorce is happening.
356
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:34,132
- I told all our friends...
- This is bigger than our divorce.
357
00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:35,300
This is bigger than anybody's divorce.
358
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:36,426
Marnie,
359
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:38,303
we got the call.
360
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:39,888
What?
361
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:41,764
Alex Patsavas.
362
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,808
Alex Patsavas.
363
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,602
Alex Patsavas?
364
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,146
- Alex Patsavas?
- Yeah, man.
365
00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:49,981
Who the fuck is Alex Patsavas?
366
00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:52,817
Hannah, pick up a newspaper.
She does all the music on Grey's Anatomy.
367
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,737
Well, let's not minimize, Marn.
She also fucking killed it on Twilight...
368
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,280
- Gossip Girl.
- Gossip Girl,
369
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,406
- OC.
- OC.
370
00:19:58,448 --> 00:19:59,490
I mean, she's, like...
371
00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:01,326
What does she want?
372
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:04,579
What she wants, what she wants
373
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:07,248
is to use Matter of Waiting on Grey's.
374
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:10,126
They say it's for a huge fucking scene.
375
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,503
- Somebody fucking dies, Marn.
- Oh, my God, who dies?
376
00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:14,589
They're not gonna tell me that,
but it's a principal for sure.
377
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:15,840
- A principal?
- Yes.
378
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:17,759
It could even be a montage. I don't know.
379
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,302
- But I could see that, you know?
- Yeah, yeah.
380
00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:21,679
- I could totally see that.
- This is the real deal.
381
00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,097
- I talked to Marcus from the label.
- Yeah.
382
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:25,141
He said we have to ride the wave.
383
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,310
We have to fucking tour the shit
out of this song.
384
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,480
This is our moment. We gotta make this work.
385
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,941
Yes, we do, we do. We have to make this work.
386
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,025
Okay.
387
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,446
You mean just as a band, right?
388
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,824
Yeah, just the band.
389
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,035
(GRUMBLES)
390
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:51,668
Cuckoo clock, stop lookin' at me
391
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:56,547
Do you see the world that I see?
392
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:58,883
(BANGING ON DOOR)
393
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:00,218
DILL: Elijah!
394
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:02,679
Elijah!
395
00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:05,431
Stop it.
396
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:08,434
You left without saying goodbye!
397
00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:11,229
Well, I didn't have anything left to say.
398
00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:14,524
I'm sorry.
399
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,736
I didn't tell you how much you mean.
400
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:21,364
You are wasted. Come on.
401
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:24,075
Let's go lie down.
402
00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:26,786
- Okay.
- Okay.
403
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:27,912
Yeah.
404
00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:34,544
Okay.
405
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,214
(MOANING)
406
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:43,386
Wait, wait. I don't...
407
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,097
- I don't want to be with you like this.
- Like what?
408
00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:48,057
Like Mel Gibson.
409
00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:53,563
Okay.
410
00:21:58,818 --> 00:21:59,902
(SIGHS)
411
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:13,791
Dill?
412
00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:18,755
Dill?
413
00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:20,423
(SNORING)
414
00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:31,267
Everyone just assumes we made
all this progress in the last few decades,
415
00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:33,936
we made all these monumental strides
forward in our thinking,
416
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,522
but the fact is, the ugly truth is, Hannah,
417
00:22:36,606 --> 00:22:40,610
human apathy continues to be
one of the grossest threats to mankind.
418
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,862
Very dangerous. Very dangerous.
419
00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:45,281
Right up there with those
"Keep Calm and Carry On" posters
420
00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:47,325
and anyone who chooses to have
more than one child.
421
00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:48,493
Very dangerous.
422
00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:52,372
But what if you've been
a silent bystander all along,
423
00:22:52,455 --> 00:22:53,539
but you don't even know it?
424
00:22:53,623 --> 00:22:55,166
You just... You've been a witness,
425
00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:57,377
but you've been a witness to something
you couldn't explain
426
00:22:57,460 --> 00:23:00,546
because you didn't know anything about it,
so how could you say anything about it?
427
00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:01,714
- And I...
- Hey.
428
00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:03,466
Why don't you deal with this one?
429
00:23:03,841 --> 00:23:06,135
I'm gonna do some follow-up reading.
I'm going deep Internet.
430
00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:07,303
Goodbye.
431
00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:11,182
Okay.
432
00:23:12,642 --> 00:23:17,146
So, ready to put aside our differences
and have a nice rest of the night?
433
00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:18,648
Hey.
434
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,150
Hello, hello, hi.
435
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:24,153
Great job, by the way.
I thought the play was really good.
436
00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:27,073
I thought you really were
subtle with the rape thing.
437
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:28,991
Thanks. Thank you.
438
00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:31,411
Hey.
439
00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:33,871
Hey.
440
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:37,834
I'll... Bye.
441
00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:58,354
Okay, I can see
that you're stonewalling me here.
442
00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:03,025
Is this because of what you said before,
that this isn't working out for you?
443
00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:06,529
Because even if that is true,
444
00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:11,200
I would ask that you at least acknowledge
that you can hear me right now.
445
00:24:11,868 --> 00:24:13,077
Hannah?
446
00:24:14,537 --> 00:24:15,872
Hannah.
447
00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:18,958
Hey, I'm...
448
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:21,210
What the fuck?
449
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,088
I'm sorry.
450
00:24:24,547 --> 00:24:25,882
I'm sorry. I was...
451
00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:27,884
What the hell is going on?
452
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,510
I'm really sorry.
453
00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:32,930
Do you want to be alone for the night?
Like, that's fine.
454
00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:34,182
I really don't.
455
00:24:34,265 --> 00:24:37,101
I really do not want to be alone for the night.
I am so sorry, Fran.
456
00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:39,145
Please.
457
00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:42,857
I'm so sorry.