1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:04,540 We are not going to be supporting you any longer. 2 00:00:04,641 --> 00:00:07,041 You should never be anyone's slave. 3 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:07,941 Except mine. 4 00:00:07,942 --> 00:00:09,642 - Are you still dating? - Yeah. 5 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:11,543 I really admire that effort to do something 6 00:00:11,544 --> 00:00:13,544 that is not the most natural to you. 7 00:00:13,545 --> 00:00:15,545 Every time I have sex it's my choice 8 00:00:15,546 --> 00:00:17,446 I'm unsmoochable. 9 00:00:17,447 --> 00:00:19,347 I've never had sex. 10 00:00:20,548 --> 00:00:22,748 His touch now feels like a weird uncle. 11 00:00:22,849 --> 00:00:24,249 I wanna break up. 12 00:00:25,350 --> 00:00:27,050 Marnie, this is Audrey. 13 00:00:27,051 --> 00:00:28,551 This happened in two weeks? 14 00:00:29,252 --> 00:00:31,152 I do not wanna live here any more. 15 00:00:31,153 --> 00:00:32,853 I don't wanna live with you any more either. 16 00:00:32,954 --> 00:00:33,954 Maybe I'll move in. 17 00:00:33,955 --> 00:00:35,555 I'm in a really good place in my life. 18 00:00:35,656 --> 00:00:38,056 Totally. Everything you own is in trash bags in my kitchen. 19 00:00:38,257 --> 00:00:39,957 This is exciting, being hit on 20 00:00:40,358 --> 00:00:41,658 We're getting married. 21 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:44,359 - Actually, I need a roommate. - That would be great. 22 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:46,460 So you don't have to worry, 'cause I found someone. 23 00:00:46,461 --> 00:00:48,061 You chase me like I'm The Beatles for six months 24 00:00:48,062 --> 00:00:50,362 and then I finally get comfortable and you shrug? 25 00:00:50,363 --> 00:00:51,263 Ahh! 26 00:00:51,364 --> 00:00:52,364 I wanna go home with you. 27 00:00:52,865 --> 00:00:54,165 It's very confusing for me too. 28 00:00:54,166 --> 00:00:55,866 - Are you enjoying yourself? - Yeah. 29 00:00:55,867 --> 00:00:57,467 Not too much, don't worry. 30 00:00:57,668 --> 00:01:00,168 - Don't let her in here. She's a monster. - Adam, Adam! 31 00:01:02,876 --> 00:01:06,776 Sync by bellows, corrections by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 32 00:01:21,637 --> 00:01:24,937 ( alarm ringing ) 33 00:01:25,505 --> 00:01:27,574 ( groans ) 34 00:01:27,608 --> 00:01:29,342 ( ringing stops ) 35 00:01:30,378 --> 00:01:31,878 I'm getting my mattress today. 36 00:01:31,913 --> 00:01:34,315 - No, don't get a mattress. - I have to get a mattress. 37 00:01:34,349 --> 00:01:37,483 You stay in my bed and then we'll use your room as a home gym. 38 00:01:37,517 --> 00:01:41,016 - That's a good idea. - Mm-hmm. 39 00:01:41,051 --> 00:01:43,352 - You're the best roommate. - You're the best roommate. 40 00:01:43,387 --> 00:01:45,820 ( both laugh ) 41 00:01:47,156 --> 00:01:49,023 I'm sorry I have a boner. 42 00:01:49,057 --> 00:01:51,392 - It's not for you. - Mmm. 43 00:01:52,995 --> 00:01:56,697 I thank the higher powers 44 00:01:56,732 --> 00:02:00,868 for all of the gifts that I have already received 45 00:02:00,903 --> 00:02:04,005 like a keen mathematical mind 46 00:02:04,073 --> 00:02:07,541 and fairly fast-growing hair. 47 00:02:07,575 --> 00:02:10,310 And I ask the universe 48 00:02:10,344 --> 00:02:13,579 to present me with my path 49 00:02:13,614 --> 00:02:17,016 and to ruin Ray's life. 50 00:02:17,084 --> 00:02:18,885 Thank you so much for lunch. 51 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:22,054 It was such an unexpected and nice surprise. 52 00:02:22,089 --> 00:02:25,858 I know. I wanted to have kind of a consolation lunch. 53 00:02:25,892 --> 00:02:28,360 Like a last hurrah. 54 00:02:28,394 --> 00:02:30,095 A last hurrah? 55 00:02:30,129 --> 00:02:32,030 - Oh, shit. - What? 56 00:02:32,064 --> 00:02:33,565 Oh, shit, Marnie. 57 00:02:33,599 --> 00:02:36,467 The whole point of lunch was to downsize you and then smooth it over. 58 00:02:36,502 --> 00:02:38,903 And then we got to all that loose talk about Tom Sachs 59 00:02:38,937 --> 00:02:40,404 and I completely spaced. 60 00:02:40,439 --> 00:02:42,306 Fuck! I am truly sorry. 61 00:02:42,341 --> 00:02:46,076 Um, wait a minute. Are you firing me? 62 00:02:46,110 --> 00:02:49,212 No. Absolutely not. 63 00:02:49,247 --> 00:02:52,048 Downsizing is different. 64 00:02:52,082 --> 00:02:54,016 I run a fucking art gallery, Marnie. 65 00:02:54,051 --> 00:02:56,419 I can't afford two employees. 66 00:02:56,453 --> 00:02:59,187 Anyway, you're gorgeous and totally bright. 67 00:02:59,222 --> 00:03:01,683 - You'll land on your feet. - Wait, wait, wait. 68 00:03:01,750 --> 00:03:05,606 Do you mean that you are keeping Julian and firing me? 69 00:03:05,641 --> 00:03:08,534 Julian spilled Yoo-Hoo on a print. 70 00:03:08,568 --> 00:03:10,032 Why would you keep Julian? 71 00:03:10,066 --> 00:03:12,722 Well, I've fucked Julian, so he could sue me. 72 00:03:12,757 --> 00:03:14,517 Anyway, it was a lesser print. 73 00:03:14,552 --> 00:03:16,981 Let's go in here. They have pants made of scuba material 74 00:03:17,015 --> 00:03:20,240 and I want you to tell me if they make me look crazy. 75 00:03:20,305 --> 00:03:23,201 ( moaning ) 76 00:03:23,235 --> 00:03:25,130 You wanted this. 77 00:03:25,165 --> 00:03:26,627 I wanted this so bad. 78 00:03:26,661 --> 00:03:29,290 - And now you're getting it. - Now I'm finally getting it. 79 00:03:29,324 --> 00:03:31,583 - It's about fucking time. - It's about fucking time. 80 00:03:31,617 --> 00:03:34,602 ♪ I kissed your lips and I tasted blood ♪ 81 00:03:34,637 --> 00:03:37,429 ( vocalizing ) 82 00:03:37,463 --> 00:03:40,590 ♪ You've got me and I'm just a common ho... ♪ 83 00:03:40,624 --> 00:03:43,685 ( vocalizing ) 84 00:03:43,719 --> 00:03:46,345 This was fun at the beginning, but you know what? 85 00:03:46,380 --> 00:03:48,110 It's really hard to run with a boner. 86 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:50,768 - So you have to come to me. - ( giggling ) 87 00:03:53,262 --> 00:03:55,691 I'm so glad I ran into you in Grumpy's. 88 00:03:55,726 --> 00:03:58,452 I'm so glad you accepted that thing that I claimed was a macchiato, 89 00:03:58,486 --> 00:04:01,778 but was really three kinds of syrup and soda water. 90 00:04:01,813 --> 00:04:04,075 I love how weird you are. 91 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:06,371 Please don't say love to me. 92 00:04:06,405 --> 00:04:08,535 It was-- it was a joke love. 93 00:04:08,569 --> 00:04:10,299 Don't even say a joke love to me. 94 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:11,731 I don't want to hear any love. 95 00:04:11,766 --> 00:04:13,528 Why do you have so many rules? 96 00:04:13,563 --> 00:04:16,093 Well, I told you that I'm doing this a different way, okay? 97 00:04:16,127 --> 00:04:19,254 I'm not just gonna show up and knock on your door in the middle of the night. 98 00:04:19,289 --> 00:04:21,852 I'm not going to make up weird excuses to see you. 99 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:23,717 I'm not gonna invite you to my housewarming party 100 00:04:23,751 --> 00:04:25,781 and introduce you to my whole social circle. 101 00:04:25,816 --> 00:04:29,178 I'm gonna make logical, responsible decisions when it comes to you. 102 00:04:29,212 --> 00:04:31,741 So it's irresponsible for you to date me? 103 00:04:31,775 --> 00:04:33,705 It's not irresponsible for me to date you. 104 00:04:33,739 --> 00:04:36,203 It's just that, like, you do not know how many, like, dementos 105 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:37,533 and slugs and weirdos I've dated. 106 00:04:37,567 --> 00:04:39,032 I used to like any guy who liked me. 107 00:04:39,067 --> 00:04:40,896 And so now I'm really being thoughtful about this 108 00:04:40,930 --> 00:04:42,493 and taking the time to figure out 109 00:04:42,527 --> 00:04:44,324 what I'm looking for in a romance relationship. 110 00:04:44,358 --> 00:04:46,655 Oh, so this is about him. 111 00:04:46,689 --> 00:04:48,054 - No. - Yeah. 112 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:49,484 - I'm not saying that. - Yeah. 113 00:04:49,519 --> 00:04:51,150 Although he was hit by a truck 114 00:04:51,185 --> 00:04:53,279 and it was my fault, so I have a little bit of guilt. 115 00:04:53,313 --> 00:04:54,778 Well, then, let's tell him. 116 00:04:54,813 --> 00:04:57,143 I want to do that. I'd love to do that. 117 00:04:57,177 --> 00:05:00,705 But I just should probably wait until he's capable of wiping himself. 118 00:05:01,905 --> 00:05:04,102 ( sighs ) 119 00:05:04,169 --> 00:05:06,398 ( musical playing on TV ) 120 00:05:06,465 --> 00:05:08,963 ( laughs ) 121 00:05:08,997 --> 00:05:12,324 There's so many guys in fezzes. 122 00:05:12,358 --> 00:05:14,389 Do you love this movie or what? 123 00:05:14,423 --> 00:05:16,420 What. 124 00:05:17,055 --> 00:05:18,053 Well, I know it's goofy. 125 00:05:18,087 --> 00:05:19,751 I just really like a world in which people 126 00:05:19,751 --> 00:05:21,348 spontaneously break into song and dance. 127 00:05:21,382 --> 00:05:23,846 - So sue me. - Can I have some water, please? 128 00:05:24,414 --> 00:05:25,477 Sure. 129 00:05:29,340 --> 00:05:31,403 How do you feel? 130 00:05:31,438 --> 00:05:33,468 Like I got hit by a fucking truck. 131 00:05:33,502 --> 00:05:35,599 - ( water running ) - Which I did. 132 00:05:40,363 --> 00:05:41,927 Here you go. 133 00:05:44,092 --> 00:05:46,520 Adam, I feel like we might need to talk again. 134 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:50,117 ( sighs ) What do we need to talk about? 135 00:05:50,152 --> 00:05:52,148 Well, we're not together anymore. 136 00:05:52,181 --> 00:05:54,478 I don't really care about labels. 137 00:05:54,512 --> 00:05:57,641 You're here all the time. You're my main hang. 138 00:05:57,676 --> 00:05:58,874 Yeah, and-- 139 00:05:58,908 --> 00:06:00,705 So if you need to not have the title for a while, 140 00:06:00,739 --> 00:06:02,536 I'm not gonna freak out. 141 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:05,933 Okay, but for me, it's about a little bit more than the title. 142 00:06:05,967 --> 00:06:07,764 Have you ever gotten along with someone like this? 143 00:06:07,798 --> 00:06:09,762 Have you ever known someone this well? 144 00:06:09,796 --> 00:06:11,793 Because I haven't. And I bet you haven't. 145 00:06:11,827 --> 00:06:14,025 Did you like fucking me? I think you did. 146 00:06:14,059 --> 00:06:16,055 I came, you came hard. 147 00:06:16,090 --> 00:06:18,986 We all laughed. What's the issue? 148 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:21,415 You're not being that nice to me, so I don't really understand 149 00:06:21,450 --> 00:06:23,613 why you'd even want to have me around. 150 00:06:24,647 --> 00:06:25,878 Well, when you love someone, 151 00:06:25,913 --> 00:06:27,943 you don't have to be nice all the time. 152 00:06:32,872 --> 00:06:35,069 Okay. 153 00:06:42,961 --> 00:06:45,723 - Do you want to watch something different? - Yes. 154 00:06:45,758 --> 00:06:48,022 ( distant traffic blaring ) 155 00:07:07,489 --> 00:07:09,757 I have to piss. 156 00:07:11,762 --> 00:07:14,331 - Okay, you need my help? - The pot. 157 00:07:14,366 --> 00:07:16,100 Okay. 158 00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:23,576 Hey, Adam, I need to talk to you about something. 159 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,344 What? 160 00:07:25,412 --> 00:07:27,879 - What's wrong? - ( urinating ) 161 00:07:27,913 --> 00:07:31,051 - I hurt all over. - Are you okay? 162 00:07:31,085 --> 00:07:33,262 No. 163 00:07:33,296 --> 00:07:35,265 What do you want to talk about? 164 00:07:35,333 --> 00:07:36,667 Nothing. 165 00:07:36,701 --> 00:07:38,403 I don't want to talk about anything. 166 00:07:38,438 --> 00:07:41,241 - ( splattering ) - I fucking missed. 167 00:07:41,275 --> 00:07:43,577 I can tell. 168 00:07:43,611 --> 00:07:46,548 Woman: You look-- can I be honest? 169 00:07:46,583 --> 00:07:49,288 - Yeah. - 30 years old. 170 00:07:49,323 --> 00:07:51,158 Mom, please. 171 00:07:51,193 --> 00:07:53,429 I miss the softness in your face. 172 00:07:53,463 --> 00:07:56,466 I am growing older and I'm under a lot of stress. 173 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:58,603 I got fired. There's stuff. 174 00:07:58,637 --> 00:08:00,541 Don't say fired. You're transitioning. 175 00:08:00,575 --> 00:08:02,009 They downsized. 176 00:08:02,044 --> 00:08:03,611 Jesus, your father would tell you that 177 00:08:03,646 --> 00:08:05,580 if he ever gets out from under his pillow. 178 00:08:05,614 --> 00:08:07,148 Okay, I'm transitioning. 179 00:08:07,183 --> 00:08:09,217 But it's not like I'm starving myself on purpose. 180 00:08:09,285 --> 00:08:11,119 I'm just-- you know, I had a bad breakup. 181 00:08:11,154 --> 00:08:13,388 And it's okay. I think we're gonna be able to stay friends. 182 00:08:13,423 --> 00:08:15,123 But I'm not gonna do, like, what Hannah does 183 00:08:15,158 --> 00:08:17,225 and order six pizzas to make me feel better. 184 00:08:17,260 --> 00:08:19,594 All you girls think that you look really good, 185 00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:22,130 but you just look like floats in the Macy's parade-- 186 00:08:22,165 --> 00:08:23,865 these big heads on these tiny bodies. 187 00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:26,401 You know what? You're just being judgmental of other people's bodies 188 00:08:26,435 --> 00:08:27,936 because you lost, what, 34 pounds 189 00:08:27,970 --> 00:08:29,538 and you think that gives you license 190 00:08:29,572 --> 00:08:31,406 to control the way the rest of us eat. 191 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:32,708 You haven't had a bite of your salad. 192 00:08:32,742 --> 00:08:35,177 Well, I had a late breakfast. 193 00:08:35,511 --> 00:08:37,413 Are you still seeing that man? 194 00:08:37,447 --> 00:08:40,482 I'm sleeping with him. And don't be prudish. 195 00:08:40,517 --> 00:08:42,918 I'm not prudish. I'm happy for you. 196 00:08:42,953 --> 00:08:44,386 What does he do? 197 00:08:44,421 --> 00:08:46,422 He's a cater waiter and he's hot. 198 00:08:46,456 --> 00:08:49,325 I wouldn't even sleep with a cater waiter, and they're my age. 199 00:08:49,359 --> 00:08:52,294 Really, sometimes all you need is just a pair of rough hands on your body. 200 00:08:52,329 --> 00:08:54,363 Mom, that's disgusting. 201 00:08:54,397 --> 00:08:57,400 I don't know. Maybe you're not ready for me to talk to you about this stuff. 202 00:08:57,434 --> 00:08:58,968 - Ew. - And frankly, 203 00:08:59,002 --> 00:09:01,537 I'm a little hurt that we can't just be friends. 204 00:09:01,572 --> 00:09:04,540 - I can be your friend. - Well, then you need to act like a friend. 205 00:09:04,574 --> 00:09:06,108 I'm treating you like my friend. 206 00:09:06,143 --> 00:09:07,810 You wouldn't talk to your friends like this. 207 00:09:07,844 --> 00:09:09,579 I talk to my friends way worse than this. 208 00:09:09,613 --> 00:09:11,147 Really? 209 00:09:11,181 --> 00:09:13,182 Yeah. 210 00:09:15,518 --> 00:09:17,620 God, this is fun. It's so important to entertain. 211 00:09:17,654 --> 00:09:20,556 It's what keeps you young. It's why my parents look so old and decrepit. 212 00:09:20,590 --> 00:09:22,191 It's because they never have anybody over. 213 00:09:22,225 --> 00:09:24,960 - I think we should start by having theme nights. - I love that. 214 00:09:24,995 --> 00:09:26,996 Obviously one will be a fondue night. 215 00:09:27,030 --> 00:09:29,231 Obviously fondue night. I think we should also do a craft night. 216 00:09:29,265 --> 00:09:31,333 Yeah, as long as we keep our supplies to one corner. 217 00:09:31,367 --> 00:09:33,334 - But definitely a craft night. - Absolutely a craft night. 218 00:09:33,369 --> 00:09:35,270 I definitely want to do a Japanese snack night. 219 00:09:35,304 --> 00:09:37,072 All your nights can't be food nights, though. 220 00:09:37,106 --> 00:09:41,377 Like, I was thinking maybe we could do something more like a French salon. 221 00:09:41,411 --> 00:09:43,280 Okay, I love that idea 222 00:09:43,315 --> 00:09:46,250 because I've always felt like I was secretly really good at cutting hair. 223 00:09:46,285 --> 00:09:49,754 I was thinking of it more in terms of just, 224 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:51,623 like, a Gertrude Steiny idea. 225 00:09:51,657 --> 00:09:53,925 - Oh, so like a lesbian night. - Well, no. 226 00:09:53,959 --> 00:09:55,526 It's just, like, I watched "Midnight in Paris" 227 00:09:55,561 --> 00:09:57,128 and I thought, "I can do that." 228 00:09:57,162 --> 00:09:58,863 Okay, so it's like when the Manson family, 229 00:09:58,897 --> 00:10:00,765 before they committed any murders, and Squeaky Fromme 230 00:10:00,799 --> 00:10:03,167 was just like the Mary of Peter, Paul and Mary. 231 00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:04,702 Yeah, when they were just like a band. 232 00:10:04,736 --> 00:10:06,338 - Like a dirty band. - Yeah. 233 00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:08,273 Both: I love living with you. 234 00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:10,375 ( laughing ) 235 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:11,977 And I'm so excited that George is coming tonight 236 00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:14,413 because, you know, I feel like things are getting more serious with him. 237 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:18,317 And I want my friends to see that I have this handsome, rich boyfriend. 238 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,519 And maybe I want to be Wendi Murdoch. 239 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:21,954 Maybe that's my new thing. 240 00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:23,922 I'm just really glad Sandy's not coming 241 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,858 because I just want to be an independent lady tonight. 242 00:10:25,892 --> 00:10:27,993 I just want to be like, "What? It's my party." 243 00:10:28,027 --> 00:10:30,195 And I'm just gonna sidle up to whoever I like. 244 00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:32,965 Yeah, until Adam shows up and asks you to wash his nutsack. 245 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:34,733 - ( whimpers ) - ( knocks ) 246 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:37,002 - Both: Come in. - Hi. 247 00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:38,637 - Hi. - Hi. 248 00:10:38,671 --> 00:10:41,040 OM-effing-G! 249 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:43,709 - This place looks amaze. - Thank you. 250 00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:45,745 No, seriously. It used to be a total dump. 251 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:48,514 No offense. It just looks kind of incredible. 252 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:50,883 - I know. - Thank you so much. - I'm not even joking, it's amazing. 253 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:52,218 Also, I just wanted to let you guys know, 254 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:54,020 like BJ Dobbs, do not be worried about me 255 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:55,855 because I thought you maybe looked a little bit worried. 256 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:58,358 But, like, I am so fine with the fact that Ray is coming tonight. 257 00:10:58,392 --> 00:10:59,993 I mean, even if he is coming. I don't know if he's coming. 258 00:11:00,028 --> 00:11:02,162 Like, I am ready to take this party by storm. 259 00:11:02,196 --> 00:11:03,830 Like, I am woman, hear me roar. 260 00:11:03,865 --> 00:11:07,099 You know what I mean? Like, I may be deflowered, but I am not devalued. 261 00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:08,535 Do you miss your hymen? 262 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,837 Miss would definitely be the wrong word. 263 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:12,405 Like, I wouldn't say that I miss it. 264 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,774 I would just say that it kind of feels like something's missing. 265 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,243 You know what I mean? 266 00:11:16,277 --> 00:11:18,078 ♪ If you like S&M, go choke a bitch ♪ 267 00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:20,114 ♪ If you want to just space, go smoke a splif ♪ 268 00:11:20,148 --> 00:11:22,583 ♪ If you got an envelope, go open it... ♪ 269 00:11:22,617 --> 00:11:25,887 They're really good. The cheese got all hard in a good way. 270 00:11:25,921 --> 00:11:28,522 People will like that, though. 271 00:11:31,927 --> 00:11:34,061 Hey. 272 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:36,130 Oh, hello. 273 00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:39,332 Good-bye. 274 00:11:39,367 --> 00:11:40,866 ♪ Haven't had a wax since '92 ♪ 275 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,866 ♪ When my folks split up and I came unglued ♪ 276 00:11:42,901 --> 00:11:44,901 ♪ And I haven't really slept that well since then... ♪ 277 00:11:44,936 --> 00:11:47,704 - Hey, mister. - Hey, lady. 278 00:11:47,739 --> 00:11:49,540 - How's it going? - It's good. 279 00:11:49,574 --> 00:11:51,909 - Are you in line? - Uh, no, I just-- 280 00:11:51,943 --> 00:11:53,444 Well, Audrey's in there. 281 00:11:53,478 --> 00:11:55,179 - She's behind this door? - Yeah. 282 00:11:55,213 --> 00:11:58,582 - What? - I mean, Hannah said that you'd be okay with it. 283 00:11:58,617 --> 00:12:00,417 Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. I'm totally-- 284 00:12:00,451 --> 00:12:02,820 I'm totally whatever. Yeah. 285 00:12:02,854 --> 00:12:04,321 Cool. 286 00:12:04,356 --> 00:12:07,491 So you're just, like, waiting for her to pee? 287 00:12:07,525 --> 00:12:09,893 Yeah. 288 00:12:09,927 --> 00:12:11,961 I mean, she doesn't know anyone here, so... 289 00:12:11,996 --> 00:12:14,998 You were always a really nice date. 290 00:12:15,032 --> 00:12:16,633 Yo. 291 00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:18,366 Oh, I told you not to wait. 292 00:12:18,401 --> 00:12:20,902 Yeah, I know. But, you know, you don't know anyone here, so... 293 00:12:20,936 --> 00:12:22,704 The apartment is, like, 10 feet across. 294 00:12:22,738 --> 00:12:25,306 - I think I'll be okay. - You remember Marnie, right? 295 00:12:25,341 --> 00:12:27,809 - Yeah. Hi. - Hey, Audrey. 296 00:12:27,843 --> 00:12:29,711 Do you know if there's any pot at this party? 297 00:12:29,745 --> 00:12:32,347 No, no. I don't live here anymore, so I don't know. 298 00:12:32,381 --> 00:12:34,149 Yeah, I don't even know why I asked you. 299 00:12:34,183 --> 00:12:36,885 - Oh, man. Women, right? - Yeah. 300 00:12:41,224 --> 00:12:45,661 ♪ Damn all these beautiful girls ♪ 301 00:12:45,695 --> 00:12:48,397 ♪ They only want to do you dirt ♪ 302 00:12:48,431 --> 00:12:51,500 ♪ They'll have you suicidal ♪ 303 00:12:51,535 --> 00:12:53,302 ♪ Suicidal ♪ 304 00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:56,272 ♪ When they say it's over... ♪ 305 00:12:56,306 --> 00:12:59,174 ( loud chatter ) 306 00:12:59,209 --> 00:13:00,743 ( clears throat ) 307 00:13:00,777 --> 00:13:03,112 I don't want to wear this. 308 00:13:03,146 --> 00:13:05,014 I don't really know what's wrong with it. 309 00:13:05,049 --> 00:13:07,584 'Cause it makes me feel like a stupid sailor nun. 310 00:13:07,618 --> 00:13:09,987 Oh, if you feel that strongly. 311 00:13:11,689 --> 00:13:13,790 Do you think I should wear this? 312 00:13:13,825 --> 00:13:16,359 - Yeah, it's fine. - Let's see if this works. 313 00:13:16,394 --> 00:13:18,362 Are we okay? 314 00:13:18,396 --> 00:13:20,931 - You and me? - Yeah. 315 00:13:20,965 --> 00:13:23,100 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 316 00:13:23,134 --> 00:13:25,937 Are we, like, less close now? 317 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,939 Of course we're not less close. 318 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,509 I mean, you moved out. So when two people don't live together anymore, 319 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,010 they're obviously a little less close, 320 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,779 but we're no less close than that. 321 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,747 Maybe then we need to just try harder. 322 00:13:35,781 --> 00:13:37,982 Like, make plans for just the two of us. 323 00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:39,818 Well, I'm always working. 324 00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:42,053 And it's like if I'm not at Grumpy's, then I'm writing. 325 00:13:42,087 --> 00:13:44,823 - It's just... - I tried calling you a lot last week. 326 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:46,791 And I told you now I have a third full-time job, 327 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,994 which is taking care of Adam. I'm sorry. 328 00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:51,462 I'm having a really shitty time right now. 329 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,698 I have no job, no boyfriend. 330 00:13:53,732 --> 00:13:56,167 And it's starting to feel like I have no you, and that's... 331 00:13:56,201 --> 00:13:59,704 - That's not true, okay? - Yeah. 332 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:02,407 Marnie, I'm right here. 333 00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:04,376 Okay. 334 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:05,811 So Hannah says Greenpoint. 335 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,512 I'm like, "Where the fuck is that?" 336 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,447 I didn't even know there was a G train. 337 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:12,416 And then I was thinking about it and I, you know-- 338 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:14,318 on the one hand, I do love pierogies. 339 00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,521 On the other hand, I love pierogies. 340 00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:18,823 Elijah. 341 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,892 - Do one song with me. - Baby, you're drunk. 342 00:14:20,926 --> 00:14:24,229 I'll alert the media. Just, hey, come and do one song. 343 00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:26,364 - I'm sorry, one second. - Come on, one song. 344 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,636 - Maybe later, okay? - Okay. Okay. 345 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,838 But we are doing "Hot Lunch Jam." 346 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,206 - You promised me that. - Yeah, absolutely. 347 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,074 - Can I have the microphone? - You are so pretty. 348 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,809 - Why don't you get some coffee? - You look like Troy Donahue. 349 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:40,345 I know. Wait. Babe, why don't you just sit down? 350 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,980 Okay, give me the microphone. 351 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,582 - Give me that. - Fuck you. 352 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,183 - Fuck you. - Okay, shh-shh. 353 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:48,785 You know what? You guys are all so fucking boring. 354 00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:51,415 You know, when I was your age, 355 00:14:51,449 --> 00:14:54,113 I was snorting coke on twinks 356 00:14:54,148 --> 00:14:55,981 and dancing with my tits out. 357 00:14:56,016 --> 00:14:59,818 But you guys are all too fucking cool to do one song? 358 00:14:59,852 --> 00:15:02,921 - Fuck you! - Elijah: Does anybody have a Klonopin? 359 00:15:02,955 --> 00:15:05,424 George: What are you looking at , fake lumberjack guy? 360 00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:09,094 This is a first-rate party full of losers. 361 00:15:09,162 --> 00:15:10,996 I need you. 362 00:15:11,030 --> 00:15:13,532 What? I have to go over to Adam's. He ran out of painkillers. 363 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,433 There's actual drama occurring right now, okay? 364 00:15:15,468 --> 00:15:17,535 I need you to help me with George. Adam's gonna be fine. 365 00:15:17,570 --> 00:15:18,937 You already changed his bedpan once today. 366 00:15:18,971 --> 00:15:21,406 - Ew. - Hannah, please help me with this. 367 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:24,442 I need you to get George out. He's ruining the party and additionally my life. 368 00:15:24,476 --> 00:15:26,444 Why don't you just ask him to leave? 369 00:15:26,478 --> 00:15:28,713 I did and he won't. I need you to help me with this. 370 00:15:28,748 --> 00:15:31,783 I will let you talk about Adam for, like, unlimited from now on. 371 00:15:31,818 --> 00:15:33,585 I really don't talk about Adam that much. 372 00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:35,154 - Hannah. - I don't. 373 00:15:35,188 --> 00:15:36,621 Are you fucking kidding? 374 00:15:36,656 --> 00:15:38,524 I fucking hate grown-ups. 375 00:15:38,558 --> 00:15:41,261 I never talk about Adam anymore. 376 00:15:41,295 --> 00:15:47,769 ♪ Well, there is a house in New Orleans ♪ 377 00:15:47,804 --> 00:15:52,574 ♪ They call it the Rising Sun... ♪ 378 00:15:54,911 --> 00:15:57,445 - Step, step, step. - Yup, right through here. 379 00:15:59,015 --> 00:16:01,850 I don't care what anybody says, 380 00:16:01,885 --> 00:16:05,387 Hannah, you are a very sweet girl. 381 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,423 You're not judgmental 382 00:16:07,457 --> 00:16:09,759 like the rest of your peers. 383 00:16:09,827 --> 00:16:11,928 I'm sorry, George. 384 00:16:11,996 --> 00:16:13,730 For what? 385 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,802 Did you forget your wallet? 386 00:16:17,836 --> 00:16:20,673 ( music playing ) 387 00:16:23,743 --> 00:16:26,278 - Please, don't go. - I'm just not stoned enough to do this. 388 00:16:26,313 --> 00:16:27,913 We're supposed to meet up tomorrow for brunch. 389 00:16:27,948 --> 00:16:29,148 - What is your problem? - Dude, I'm out. 390 00:16:29,182 --> 00:16:30,783 - I just can't. I'm out. - Okay. 391 00:16:30,817 --> 00:16:33,652 Yeah, so we'll just, uh, meet tomorrow, then. 392 00:16:33,687 --> 00:16:36,055 See you. 393 00:16:36,089 --> 00:16:37,523 Yeah. 394 00:16:37,557 --> 00:16:39,692 - Hey. - Love, right? Fuck. 395 00:16:39,726 --> 00:16:42,194 Yeah, can't live with it, can't live without it. 396 00:16:42,229 --> 00:16:43,663 Yeah. 397 00:16:43,697 --> 00:16:45,531 Actually, I realized the other day that I think I could go, 398 00:16:45,566 --> 00:16:49,435 like, eight months with no sex and I would be absolutely fine. 399 00:16:49,470 --> 00:16:51,737 Well, lucky you. 400 00:16:51,772 --> 00:16:54,240 - ( chuckles ) - Yeah. 401 00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,709 - Hmm. - You okay? 402 00:16:56,743 --> 00:16:59,545 - I mean, that looked-- - I'm fine. 403 00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:01,447 She's just dramatic. 404 00:17:01,482 --> 00:17:03,282 She usually needs, like, a 24-hour cooling period. 405 00:17:03,317 --> 00:17:05,018 Then that's it. We're good. 406 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:08,722 And you are doing well, I presume? 407 00:17:08,756 --> 00:17:12,392 Oh, man, it's been so great with her. 408 00:17:12,427 --> 00:17:14,261 We, you know-- 409 00:17:14,295 --> 00:17:16,763 it's like every day is like a new day. 410 00:17:16,798 --> 00:17:19,032 We just-- we meet up 411 00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:20,768 and, you know, she gets off work 412 00:17:20,802 --> 00:17:23,337 and then I see her and she has all this-- 413 00:17:23,371 --> 00:17:26,006 these things to say all the time. 414 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,807 And I do, too. You know? 415 00:17:27,842 --> 00:17:29,943 They're always new things, never repetitive. 416 00:17:29,977 --> 00:17:32,111 And then we just kind of go back and forth 417 00:17:32,146 --> 00:17:35,081 and, you know, it's like this whole tennis match of ideas. 418 00:17:35,116 --> 00:17:37,884 A conversation, yeah, with two people. 419 00:17:39,253 --> 00:17:41,188 - ( door rattling ) - George: Come on! 420 00:17:41,222 --> 00:17:43,290 This is silly. Just open the door. 421 00:17:43,324 --> 00:17:46,860 George, this is harder for me than it is for you, okay? 422 00:17:46,895 --> 00:17:49,363 Open the door. 423 00:17:49,397 --> 00:17:51,665 George, if you would just go away, 424 00:17:51,733 --> 00:17:54,668 I think you'll realize in the morning how silly this was. 425 00:17:54,703 --> 00:17:59,173 We can all laugh about it over a bowl of Crisps. 426 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,042 You are not a sweet girl at all. 427 00:18:01,076 --> 00:18:04,979 - I'm a sweet girl. - You are a cunt just like Elijah says. 428 00:18:05,013 --> 00:18:08,616 Fuck it. I-- I'll go to Gary's party. 429 00:18:26,769 --> 00:18:28,536 Need any help? 430 00:18:28,604 --> 00:18:31,372 I'm fine, thank you. 431 00:18:31,407 --> 00:18:34,375 It's pretty shiny, so I'll probably find it soon. 432 00:18:34,410 --> 00:18:36,978 Pretty bitchin' cheese plate you brought over. 433 00:18:39,148 --> 00:18:42,584 My computer tells me you unfriended me on Facebook. 434 00:18:42,619 --> 00:18:45,588 Yeah, well, I didn't feel like seeing you in my feed any longer. 435 00:18:45,656 --> 00:18:47,524 That's not very nice. 436 00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:49,662 Yeah, well, you weren't very nice. 437 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,468 You hurt me, okay? You hurt my feelings. 438 00:18:51,503 --> 00:18:54,141 But I can deal with it because I have my big girl pants on. 439 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:56,677 You realize you're actually wearing-- 440 00:18:56,712 --> 00:18:58,846 I don't think that's funny. That's not funny to me. 441 00:19:00,482 --> 00:19:03,617 ( sighs ) Look, I don't want you to be upset with me. 442 00:19:03,651 --> 00:19:05,485 Are you kidding, Ray? 443 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,187 If you don't want to date me, that's fine, 444 00:19:07,221 --> 00:19:08,722 because I don't want to date you either 445 00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:10,490 because I only want to date people who want to date me 446 00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:12,058 because that is called self-respect. 447 00:19:12,093 --> 00:19:13,660 But I do not have to like you, okay? 448 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,562 You were never my friend. You were only my lover. 449 00:19:15,630 --> 00:19:17,331 And that is now over. 450 00:19:24,006 --> 00:19:27,509 You know, when I'm not around you, 451 00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:31,379 okay, when you just send me a text full of emojis, 452 00:19:31,414 --> 00:19:34,216 - it is so easy to dismiss you. - What is wrong with emojis? 453 00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:37,586 A panda next to a gun next to a wrapped gift? 454 00:19:37,621 --> 00:19:39,889 - It makes no sense. - You make no sense! 455 00:19:39,923 --> 00:19:41,891 You rejected me and you are now insulting me. 456 00:19:41,925 --> 00:19:43,893 And you do not get to have me like you now. 457 00:19:43,927 --> 00:19:46,762 - So you should-- - Hold on. Let me finish, okay? 458 00:19:46,797 --> 00:19:50,700 What I wanted to say is when I'm around you, I remember. 459 00:19:50,735 --> 00:19:52,536 Okay? I remember. 460 00:19:52,570 --> 00:19:55,172 I remember your charm, your innocence, 461 00:19:55,207 --> 00:19:56,641 your strength, 462 00:19:56,708 --> 00:20:00,378 this beautiful, fresh, vibrant sincerity. 463 00:20:00,412 --> 00:20:02,146 You know, I-- 464 00:20:02,181 --> 00:20:04,649 I'm really tired of being insulted, 465 00:20:04,683 --> 00:20:06,784 even when it comes before a compliment. 466 00:20:06,819 --> 00:20:08,953 So I am now leaving. 467 00:20:12,591 --> 00:20:14,392 Hey. 468 00:20:24,236 --> 00:20:25,937 ( door opens ) 469 00:20:25,971 --> 00:20:28,039 Hey. Okay. 470 00:20:28,073 --> 00:20:32,243 I have your pain medication, hand sanitizer, 471 00:20:32,278 --> 00:20:36,314 lotion, magazine, granola bar. 472 00:20:36,348 --> 00:20:37,815 Want that now? 473 00:20:37,850 --> 00:20:39,350 No, I'll eat that later. 474 00:20:39,384 --> 00:20:42,085 There's a bunch of stuff in here. I will see you tomorrow. 475 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:43,920 Do you want to watch "Bagger Vance"? 476 00:20:43,955 --> 00:20:46,255 I can't, okay? I'm working the door. 477 00:20:46,290 --> 00:20:48,024 Do you want to watch "Bagger Vance" extras? 478 00:20:48,058 --> 00:20:49,759 No. Elijah's being a fascist dictator. 479 00:20:49,793 --> 00:20:51,495 I really got to go. I'll see you later. 480 00:20:51,529 --> 00:20:52,730 Do you want to make balloon faces? 481 00:20:52,764 --> 00:20:54,431 No, like, Elijah's being crazy. 482 00:20:54,466 --> 00:20:56,000 I have to go back to the party. 483 00:20:56,034 --> 00:20:57,435 Wait, Hannah, stop. 484 00:21:00,539 --> 00:21:04,108 You're the best thing in my life. 485 00:21:04,143 --> 00:21:07,244 I don't know how to behave without you. 486 00:21:07,279 --> 00:21:09,213 I'll die if you go away. 487 00:21:09,247 --> 00:21:11,849 I don't want to be with you. 488 00:21:11,884 --> 00:21:14,753 You do. We laid right there on that bed a month ago 489 00:21:14,787 --> 00:21:18,290 and you told me if you ever broke up with me that I shouldn't let you. 490 00:21:19,425 --> 00:21:20,992 Because you were just being crazy. 491 00:21:21,027 --> 00:21:23,194 And how every guy you ever loved was gay. 492 00:21:23,229 --> 00:21:25,464 And how I was the only one that made you feel anything. 493 00:21:25,498 --> 00:21:26,999 Don't get up, Adam. Don't get up. 494 00:21:27,033 --> 00:21:29,302 And you said that I made you feel like your whole body was a clit. 495 00:21:29,336 --> 00:21:31,337 - I never said that. - Yes, you did. 496 00:21:31,372 --> 00:21:33,006 Yes, you did! 497 00:21:33,074 --> 00:21:34,441 Okay, and I meant it. 498 00:21:34,475 --> 00:21:36,276 - But-- - But what? 499 00:21:36,310 --> 00:21:38,311 Firstly, I've loved one gay guy, okay? 500 00:21:38,346 --> 00:21:39,913 So that's the number. 501 00:21:39,947 --> 00:21:42,115 And I just-- I changed my mind. 502 00:21:42,149 --> 00:21:44,283 How? 503 00:21:44,317 --> 00:21:47,319 - I changed my mind. - Yeah, but how does that work? 504 00:21:47,353 --> 00:21:49,254 You know what? 505 00:21:49,288 --> 00:21:52,591 I have tried this whole thing, okay, of being selfless 506 00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:54,359 and taking care of everyone around me 507 00:21:54,394 --> 00:21:56,027 and worrying about everyone before myself. 508 00:21:56,062 --> 00:21:57,829 But you know what? I'm an individual. 509 00:21:57,863 --> 00:21:59,731 And I feel how I feel when I feel it. 510 00:21:59,765 --> 00:22:04,035 And right now, I feel like I don't ever want to see you again. 511 00:22:04,070 --> 00:22:07,405 - Is that okay? - No, not okay. 512 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:11,410 Well, it's not your choice. It's my choice. 513 00:22:13,513 --> 00:22:16,014 ( door opens, closes ) 514 00:22:16,048 --> 00:22:17,749 Fuck. 515 00:22:23,522 --> 00:22:25,791 ♪ 'Cause you're working ♪ 516 00:22:25,825 --> 00:22:29,428 ♪ On building a mystery ♪ 517 00:22:29,462 --> 00:22:32,665 ♪ And holding on ♪ 518 00:22:32,699 --> 00:22:35,501 ♪ And holding it in ♪ 519 00:22:35,536 --> 00:22:37,536 ♪ Yeah, you're working ♪ 520 00:22:37,571 --> 00:22:39,371 - ♪ On building... ♪ - No harmony there. 521 00:22:39,406 --> 00:22:41,439 - Sorry. - ♪ --Stery ♪ 522 00:22:41,474 --> 00:22:43,375 ♪ And choosing ♪ 523 00:22:43,409 --> 00:22:48,012 ♪ So carefully. ♪ 524 00:22:48,046 --> 00:22:49,814 We are totally starting a band. 525 00:22:49,848 --> 00:22:52,617 - Oh, my God. Yes. - Yes. 526 00:22:52,651 --> 00:22:55,786 You have a really beautiful voice. 527 00:22:55,821 --> 00:22:59,089 I mean, you always have, but it's getting richer with age. 528 00:22:59,124 --> 00:23:01,359 It's losing that Disney princess feeling. 529 00:23:01,393 --> 00:23:03,194 Thank you. 530 00:23:03,229 --> 00:23:06,132 No, I mean it. You could sing professionally. 531 00:23:06,166 --> 00:23:08,935 - I know. - ( laughs ) 532 00:23:08,969 --> 00:23:12,471 Okay, as long as you know. 533 00:23:12,506 --> 00:23:14,407 Was it weird seeing Charlie and Audrey tonight? 534 00:23:14,441 --> 00:23:16,609 Oh, they can have each other. 535 00:23:16,643 --> 00:23:18,978 Whatever. How about for you? 536 00:23:19,012 --> 00:23:21,180 I mean, you and George-- do you, like, hate him now? 537 00:23:21,214 --> 00:23:22,981 Ugh, I can't even begin to think about that. 538 00:23:23,016 --> 00:23:24,983 Our lives are so entwined. 539 00:23:25,018 --> 00:23:26,585 ( sighs ) 540 00:23:26,619 --> 00:23:28,253 What, like you've met his whole family? 541 00:23:28,287 --> 00:23:30,922 - No, like, he pays for everything. - Oh. 542 00:23:30,957 --> 00:23:32,290 I didn't mean for it to happen. 543 00:23:32,324 --> 00:23:35,760 It's just that, you know, one day he pays for dinner 544 00:23:35,794 --> 00:23:37,728 and then he's paying for all the dinners. 545 00:23:37,763 --> 00:23:40,531 And then he's paying for my MetroCard and my rent. 546 00:23:40,566 --> 00:23:42,467 I could never be a gay man. 547 00:23:42,501 --> 00:23:45,469 I hate giving blow jobs and having anal sex. 548 00:23:45,504 --> 00:23:47,839 - I assume. - ( snickering ) 549 00:23:47,873 --> 00:23:49,340 What? I've never had anal sex. 550 00:23:49,374 --> 00:23:51,342 - Really? - No. 551 00:23:51,377 --> 00:23:54,045 - ( laughs ) - Shut up. 552 00:23:54,079 --> 00:23:56,514 I don't know. Sometimes I wonder if it's even worth it. 553 00:23:56,548 --> 00:23:59,517 Maybe this is just-- maybe it's a phase. 554 00:23:59,551 --> 00:24:01,018 Maybe I'm bi. 555 00:24:01,053 --> 00:24:04,256 Hannah would be so angry if you were bi. 556 00:24:05,624 --> 00:24:07,692 People are so prejudiced against bisexuals, though. 557 00:24:07,726 --> 00:24:09,960 It's like the only group of people you can still make fun of. 558 00:24:09,995 --> 00:24:13,497 It's like bisexuals and Germans. 559 00:24:13,532 --> 00:24:15,533 I happen to be both. 560 00:24:18,237 --> 00:24:20,938 Do you ever find that you're attracted to women? 561 00:24:20,972 --> 00:24:23,942 Sometimes if I'm in an elevator and a woman walks in 562 00:24:23,976 --> 00:24:25,777 and I get a whiff of her hair, 563 00:24:25,812 --> 00:24:27,479 something will happen. 564 00:24:27,546 --> 00:24:29,748 Or if I'm watching TV and I see Lisa Rinna 565 00:24:29,782 --> 00:24:32,417 or Allison Janney, I still get an erection. 566 00:24:32,451 --> 00:24:36,487 Or like tonight when I saw you in here. 567 00:24:36,521 --> 00:24:38,690 - Oh, fuck you. - You know how hot you are. 568 00:24:38,724 --> 00:24:41,326 That's why you're such a little bitch. 569 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:43,161 Hey. 570 00:24:43,229 --> 00:24:45,097 Bitch. 571 00:24:45,132 --> 00:24:46,699 Don't call me a bitch. 572 00:24:46,733 --> 00:24:48,734 You little bitch. 573 00:24:48,769 --> 00:24:50,469 Ow! Fucking ow! 574 00:24:50,504 --> 00:24:52,004 What's with all the hitting all the time? 575 00:24:52,038 --> 00:24:53,906 You fucking kissed me. 576 00:24:55,208 --> 00:24:57,142 Oh, my God. This is hard. 577 00:24:57,177 --> 00:24:59,144 Don't touch me. 578 00:25:10,190 --> 00:25:12,024 - Mm-mm. Mm-mm. - What? 579 00:25:12,058 --> 00:25:14,760 Uh-- all right, fuck it. 580 00:25:18,764 --> 00:25:20,599 Oh, you smell so good. 581 00:25:20,666 --> 00:25:22,634 Thank you. It's Benoit. 582 00:25:22,702 --> 00:25:24,303 - Yeah? - Yeah. 583 00:25:24,337 --> 00:25:26,705 - You're good at that. - Yeah. 584 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,188 I think you should get a condom. 585 00:25:42,222 --> 00:25:43,857 - Yeah, just-- - Yeah? 586 00:25:43,891 --> 00:25:46,226 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. ust get one. - Yeah? 587 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:55,170 Oh, my God. 588 00:25:55,204 --> 00:25:57,305 Sorry. Okay. 589 00:25:59,976 --> 00:26:02,143 ( moans ) 590 00:26:10,687 --> 00:26:13,088 - You all right? - Yeah. 591 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,994 You okay? 592 00:26:19,029 --> 00:26:20,529 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me a second. 593 00:26:20,564 --> 00:26:22,965 Give me a second. Give me a second. Give me a second. 594 00:26:26,402 --> 00:26:28,637 How am I supposed to get hard if you're rolling your eyes? 595 00:26:28,671 --> 00:26:31,106 I didn't roll-- I did not roll my eyes at you. 596 00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:32,407 You rolled them in my face. 597 00:26:32,442 --> 00:26:34,676 I 100% did not roll my eyes. I looked up. 598 00:26:34,711 --> 00:26:36,478 I went like... 599 00:26:58,235 --> 00:27:00,136 You know, 600 00:27:00,170 --> 00:27:03,606 you really don't have to try to be anything that you're not. 601 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,342 Neither do you. 602 00:27:06,376 --> 00:27:09,812 ( with accent ) Pardonnez. Pardonnez. 603 00:27:09,846 --> 00:27:12,114 We need this cab. 604 00:27:12,149 --> 00:27:14,250 - Jump right in, honey. Just jump right in. - Excuse me. 605 00:27:14,284 --> 00:27:16,519 Sorry, girls. Sir, go ahead and take it. 606 00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:18,187 My wife is very ill. 607 00:27:18,222 --> 00:27:20,056 We're Mexican. We're Mexican. 608 00:27:20,090 --> 00:27:22,625 We don't know the rules. 609 00:27:22,659 --> 00:27:26,196 No hablo. No "habalos." 610 00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:27,998 Okay, let's go, let's go. Thank you. 611 00:27:28,032 --> 00:27:30,767 We're going to, um... ( laughs ) 612 00:27:30,802 --> 00:27:32,336 What? 613 00:27:32,370 --> 00:27:34,872 Fucking what? What's so fucking funny? 614 00:27:34,906 --> 00:27:38,107 I don't know where we live. I don't know your address. 615 00:27:48,519 --> 00:27:50,820 I'm not here to cause any trouble. 616 00:27:50,854 --> 00:27:53,856 I know you have a girlfriend, 617 00:27:53,924 --> 00:27:57,126 but I just need to sleep next to someone tonight. 618 00:28:01,732 --> 00:28:03,699 Charlie: Okay. 619 00:28:16,814 --> 00:28:19,082 ( knocking ) 620 00:28:25,255 --> 00:28:26,755 It's a little late, lady. 621 00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:29,258 Hannah: Can I borrow "The Fountainhead"? 622 00:28:29,292 --> 00:28:31,126 Sure. 623 00:28:31,194 --> 00:28:33,162 It's in my library. 624 00:29:05,230 --> 00:29:07,966 ( music playing ) 625 00:29:17,512 --> 00:29:20,812 sync by bellows, corrections by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 626 00:29:20,813 --> 00:29:22,614 ♪ We sit in the car ♪ 627 00:29:22,648 --> 00:29:25,049 ♪ Outside your house ♪ 628 00:29:25,084 --> 00:29:29,053 ♪ I can feel the heat coming 'round ♪ 629 00:29:29,087 --> 00:29:32,155 ♪ I go to put my arm around you ♪ 630 00:29:32,190 --> 00:29:35,959 ♪ And you give me a look like I'm way out of bounds ♪ 631 00:29:35,994 --> 00:29:39,596 ♪ Well, you let out one of your bored sighs ♪ 632 00:29:39,631 --> 00:29:43,734 ♪ And lately when I look into your eyes ♪ 633 00:29:43,769 --> 00:29:45,636 ♪ I'm going down, down ♪ 634 00:29:45,671 --> 00:29:47,338 ♪ Down, down ♪ 635 00:29:47,372 --> 00:29:49,573 ♪ I'm going down, down ♪ 636 00:29:49,608 --> 00:29:50,908 ♪ Down, down ♪