1 00:00:01,752 --> 00:00:04,752 - You're firing me? - No, absolutely, not. 2 00:00:05,053 --> 00:00:07,253 Downsizing is different. 3 00:00:07,654 --> 00:00:09,354 I have no job, no boyfriend. 4 00:00:09,455 --> 00:00:11,655 It's starting to feel like I've known you and that's 5 00:00:11,756 --> 00:00:12,956 Marnie! 6 00:00:12,957 --> 00:00:14,557 I'm right here. 7 00:00:14,858 --> 00:00:16,458 I need you. 8 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,259 You were there for my friend, you were only my lover 9 00:00:19,260 --> 00:00:20,760 and that's now over. 10 00:00:23,061 --> 00:00:25,661 I don't ever wanna see you again. 11 00:00:25,662 --> 00:00:27,862 - Is that ok? - No. That's not ok. 12 00:00:27,863 --> 00:00:30,663 Well, it is not your choice, it's my choice. 13 00:00:33,064 --> 00:00:34,864 Do you ever find that you're attracted to women? 14 00:00:37,265 --> 00:00:38,765 You should get a condom. 15 00:00:40,935 --> 00:00:44,335 Synced by bellows, corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 16 00:00:44,936 --> 00:00:46,436 You did what? 17 00:00:46,469 --> 00:00:48,572 Why are you freaking out? 18 00:00:48,607 --> 00:00:51,110 Because you had sex with a woman. 19 00:00:51,144 --> 00:00:53,146 Okay, yes. Yes, I did, George. But so what? 20 00:00:53,180 --> 00:00:54,614 It's not like I'm keeping it a secret. 21 00:00:54,648 --> 00:00:56,549 So what? Okay, okay. 22 00:00:56,584 --> 00:00:59,453 Well, let's just leave aside the whole infidelity portion for a moment 23 00:00:59,554 --> 00:01:02,689 and just discuss the fact that you had sex with a woman. 24 00:01:02,723 --> 00:01:04,491 Elijah, you are a gay man. 25 00:01:04,558 --> 00:01:06,058 I have always said I might be bi. 26 00:01:06,092 --> 00:01:07,760 You knew that, George. I have always said that. 27 00:01:07,794 --> 00:01:10,596 I just let you talk because that's what certain 25-year-old boys say 28 00:01:10,630 --> 00:01:13,099 when their mothers are from Boulder Springs. 29 00:01:13,133 --> 00:01:14,901 - What's her name? - Charlotte. 30 00:01:14,935 --> 00:01:17,637 Charlotte. Charlotte. Fuck you, Charlotte! 31 00:01:17,671 --> 00:01:20,073 I've never even met you, but fuck you! 32 00:01:20,107 --> 00:01:21,475 Okay, you know what, George? 33 00:01:21,509 --> 00:01:23,778 I'm sorry, but sexuality is fluid. 34 00:01:23,846 --> 00:01:25,346 That's fucking ridiculous. 35 00:01:25,381 --> 00:01:27,682 You come out of the closet. You don't go back in. 36 00:01:27,717 --> 00:01:29,384 It's fucking stuffy in there. 37 00:01:29,419 --> 00:01:31,953 Why is it so hard to believe I can get my dick up for a beautiful woman? 38 00:01:31,987 --> 00:01:33,454 You could get your dick up for a watermelon. 39 00:01:33,489 --> 00:01:35,323 Do not act like this is normal. 40 00:01:35,357 --> 00:01:36,824 I thought this whole age thing 41 00:01:36,859 --> 00:01:39,794 was not going to be a problem, but... 42 00:01:39,828 --> 00:01:42,130 Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're not breaking up with me, are you? 43 00:01:42,164 --> 00:01:44,365 - I'm afraid I am. - Because I fucked Marnie? 44 00:01:44,399 --> 00:01:46,033 Yes, exactly. 45 00:01:46,067 --> 00:01:47,967 - You don't wanna give this one more try? - I do not, no. 46 00:01:48,002 --> 00:01:51,796 - Okay, look, I made a mistake. - I know. Listen. 47 00:01:51,831 --> 00:01:54,295 It just says so much about who you are right now. 48 00:01:54,330 --> 00:01:57,265 I've spent so much time confused and I'm not anymore, 49 00:01:57,333 --> 00:02:01,070 so I don't want to be with someone who's confused or-- or bi. 50 00:02:01,104 --> 00:02:03,172 - What does that mean? - I thought you knew what you wanted. 51 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:04,974 I did. I do. I want this, okay? 52 00:02:05,008 --> 00:02:07,009 So let's just move past this. 53 00:02:07,043 --> 00:02:11,014 Let's-- I-- you will forget that I fucked Marnie 54 00:02:11,081 --> 00:02:12,482 and I'll forget that you got drunk 55 00:02:12,516 --> 00:02:14,784 and humiliated me in front of everyone that I know. 56 00:02:14,818 --> 00:02:16,285 I wasn't even with her for that long. 57 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:17,853 It was, like, three pumps. 58 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:20,022 It was, like, two and a half pumps, and then I lost my boner. 59 00:02:20,056 --> 00:02:22,024 - What are these pumps? - Pumps, thrusts, whatever. 60 00:02:22,058 --> 00:02:23,325 Oh, dear God. 61 00:02:23,359 --> 00:02:25,527 I can't imagine how Hannah must be taking this. 62 00:02:25,561 --> 00:02:27,829 Oh, I'm definitely not telling her now. 63 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:31,366 What? 64 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,301 Oh, Christ. 65 00:02:33,336 --> 00:02:35,170 Are you having a stroke? 66 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:48,584 ♪ Standing outside ♪ 67 00:02:50,854 --> 00:02:53,489 ♪ Not making a sound ♪ 68 00:02:56,026 --> 00:02:58,694 ♪ Creeping around ♪ 69 00:03:00,730 --> 00:03:03,666 ♪ You destroyed my heart ♪ 70 00:03:04,801 --> 00:03:06,835 ♪ Thanks. ♪ 71 00:03:09,072 --> 00:03:10,906 Okay, track 10. 72 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:13,342 Am I supposed to be flattered by this? 73 00:03:13,376 --> 00:03:15,444 - Nope. - ♪ Never would I have thought ♪ 74 00:03:15,478 --> 00:03:17,713 - ♪ This would've happened... ♪ - So hard to watch. 75 00:03:17,748 --> 00:03:19,315 ♪ Never... ♪ 76 00:03:19,349 --> 00:03:21,150 It's scary with all the tools behind him. 77 00:03:21,185 --> 00:03:23,252 ♪ You said this would last forever ♪ 78 00:03:23,287 --> 00:03:25,922 ♪ Now forever is never... ♪ 79 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:28,191 He's not gonna shoot himself at the end of this, is he? 80 00:03:28,225 --> 00:03:29,759 I haven't made it to the end yet. 81 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:31,327 ♪ Never... ♪ 82 00:03:31,361 --> 00:03:32,995 Ugh, I've seen enough. 83 00:03:33,029 --> 00:03:34,363 See? You're so lucky. 84 00:03:34,397 --> 00:03:36,365 This is what happens when you break up with a sociopath. 85 00:03:36,399 --> 00:03:38,867 And I know that I always said he was murdery in a sexy way, 86 00:03:38,901 --> 00:03:40,435 but what if he's murdery in a murder way? 87 00:03:40,469 --> 00:03:41,903 Well, at least he's speaking to you. 88 00:03:41,937 --> 00:03:43,972 George won't even return my texts or my Facebook messages. 89 00:03:44,006 --> 00:03:45,907 But I don't get what you did. 90 00:03:45,975 --> 00:03:48,276 Who knows? Folks that old have different rules. 91 00:03:48,310 --> 00:03:51,379 But it's confusing 'cause everything seemed fine with you guys. 92 00:03:51,413 --> 00:03:53,314 You know what? I don't think Adam's gonna murder you, 93 00:03:53,348 --> 00:03:56,250 because I just-- I just don't think he's that kind of freak. 94 00:03:56,284 --> 00:03:58,919 Yeah, but isn't that what people say right before they get murdered? 95 00:03:58,953 --> 00:04:00,954 Yes, but I just don't think he's in a murdering mindset. 96 00:04:00,988 --> 00:04:03,723 So you basically are saying you don't think he loved me enough to murder me. 97 00:04:03,758 --> 00:04:05,258 And also, you know what? 98 00:04:05,293 --> 00:04:06,660 I am so glad that this is over 99 00:04:06,694 --> 00:04:08,362 because this opens up space in my life 100 00:04:08,396 --> 00:04:10,564 for the kind, sexy, responsible boyfriend 101 00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:12,032 that I've always wanted, but never had. 102 00:04:12,066 --> 00:04:14,034 Who's also a fucking Republican. 103 00:04:14,068 --> 00:04:16,403 I don't get why that's such a big deal, okay? 104 00:04:16,437 --> 00:04:18,805 But also, I can deal with your judgment 105 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:20,906 because I've always marched to the beat of my own drummer 106 00:04:20,941 --> 00:04:23,776 ever since I cut my camp shirt into a halter top. 107 00:04:23,810 --> 00:04:26,178 That is a true story. 108 00:04:26,212 --> 00:04:29,214 Really stressful. 109 00:04:29,248 --> 00:04:31,783 You're just a sad, limp, little glowworm. 110 00:04:31,818 --> 00:04:34,052 Mm-hmm. 111 00:04:34,087 --> 00:04:36,688 Are you wearing a diaper? 112 00:04:36,722 --> 00:04:40,058 Marnie Michaels from Montclair, New Jersey. 113 00:04:40,092 --> 00:04:42,760 You know, you have a terrific little museum there 114 00:04:42,794 --> 00:04:46,030 with wonderful Native American artifacts, yes? 115 00:04:46,064 --> 00:04:48,032 Yes, yes. 116 00:04:48,066 --> 00:04:51,767 And we also have, you know, a light orchestra 117 00:04:51,802 --> 00:04:54,970 and we have a lot of cafés everywhere. 118 00:04:55,005 --> 00:04:56,472 Mm-hmm. 119 00:04:56,506 --> 00:04:57,840 There's a farmers market on Saturdays. 120 00:04:57,874 --> 00:05:00,409 It's more cosmopolitan now, I think, yes? 121 00:05:00,443 --> 00:05:01,977 - Yes. - Mm-hmm. 122 00:05:02,012 --> 00:05:03,979 - I used to work at the bread stand. - Mm! Mm! 123 00:05:04,014 --> 00:05:05,915 - But he also had pesto and mozzarella. - Too strong. 124 00:05:05,949 --> 00:05:08,451 Molly, remember what I said? 125 00:05:08,485 --> 00:05:12,722 Simple-- cup, hot water, tea bag. 126 00:05:12,756 --> 00:05:14,891 In, out. 127 00:05:14,925 --> 00:05:17,560 In, out. Show me. 128 00:05:17,594 --> 00:05:19,829 In, out. 129 00:05:19,863 --> 00:05:21,196 In, out. 130 00:05:21,231 --> 00:05:22,731 - Sorry. - It's okay. 131 00:05:22,766 --> 00:05:26,068 And can you grab me juice number five from the fridge? 132 00:05:26,102 --> 00:05:27,603 - Sure. - Thanks. 133 00:05:27,637 --> 00:05:30,839 So let's see what we have. 134 00:05:30,874 --> 00:05:32,374 You worked for Reese. 135 00:05:32,442 --> 00:05:33,875 I did, yes. 136 00:05:33,910 --> 00:05:36,044 It was a really great growth experience. 137 00:05:36,112 --> 00:05:37,445 Poor Reese. 138 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:40,115 She has made some unfortunate life decisions. 139 00:05:40,149 --> 00:05:43,050 Yeah, not great. She's not good at living. 140 00:05:43,084 --> 00:05:46,585 You know, I could offer you a position at the front desk. 141 00:05:46,620 --> 00:05:48,821 Amazing. I'm so thrilled. 142 00:05:48,855 --> 00:05:51,426 - But I won't. - Sorry? 143 00:05:51,461 --> 00:05:54,300 I mean, you're clearly a bright, 144 00:05:54,334 --> 00:05:57,169 talented, attractive young woman. 145 00:05:57,203 --> 00:05:58,737 You've got that suit. 146 00:05:58,771 --> 00:06:01,339 Where does one get a suit like that? 147 00:06:01,374 --> 00:06:02,908 - Ann Taylor. - Mm-hmm. 148 00:06:02,942 --> 00:06:04,743 I don't see you here. 149 00:06:04,777 --> 00:06:08,380 I'm not sure that I see you in the art world. 150 00:06:08,414 --> 00:06:10,181 Where do you see me? 151 00:06:10,215 --> 00:06:12,182 I don't know. 152 00:06:16,682 --> 00:06:18,983 I really like having sex with you. 153 00:06:19,017 --> 00:06:20,418 What? 154 00:06:20,486 --> 00:06:22,553 I said I really like having sex with you. 155 00:06:22,588 --> 00:06:24,055 What? 156 00:06:24,089 --> 00:06:25,356 I cannot hear you. 157 00:06:28,493 --> 00:06:31,829 - Do I look clean? - Oh, very thorough. I like it. 158 00:06:32,798 --> 00:06:34,265 Where's my facial brush? 159 00:06:34,299 --> 00:06:36,133 I didn't do anything with your facial brush. 160 00:06:36,168 --> 00:06:37,969 Oh, I'm sorry. 161 00:06:38,003 --> 00:06:40,004 Am I not allowed to be in my own bathroom anymore? 162 00:06:40,038 --> 00:06:42,940 I don't know how you feel about being in a tight space with a queer. 163 00:06:42,975 --> 00:06:44,275 - Elijah! - Really? 164 00:06:44,309 --> 00:06:45,576 Are your parents Republican? 165 00:06:45,610 --> 00:06:47,912 Actually, they're not, no. I decided to be on my own. 166 00:06:47,946 --> 00:06:49,980 - You don't need two Republicans to make a Republican. - Oh, really? 167 00:06:50,014 --> 00:06:51,882 They must be so proud of your life choices. 168 00:06:51,916 --> 00:06:54,118 They're like terrorists. You don't need two terrorists to make a terrorist. 169 00:06:54,152 --> 00:06:56,720 - That's great. - You don't need to have this conversation with him, okay? 170 00:06:56,755 --> 00:06:57,888 'Cause people are different. 171 00:06:57,923 --> 00:06:59,657 Like you were with George for a very long time 172 00:06:59,691 --> 00:07:01,258 and he's still on Hotmail. 173 00:07:01,293 --> 00:07:03,294 How dare you bring up George? 174 00:07:03,361 --> 00:07:06,097 I heard about that. I'm sorry, man. 175 00:07:06,131 --> 00:07:07,731 It was just very sudden, that's all. 176 00:07:07,766 --> 00:07:10,801 By the way, have you gotten to read that essay that I gave you yesterday? 177 00:07:10,835 --> 00:07:13,804 Mm! Um, not yet. 178 00:07:13,872 --> 00:07:15,806 I've been busy with studying and stuff-- 179 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:18,308 Busy reading a Republican quarterly? 180 00:07:18,343 --> 00:07:19,810 All right, I'm not doing this with you. 181 00:07:19,844 --> 00:07:21,111 And you have a good day. 182 00:07:21,146 --> 00:07:22,246 - Bye. - Okay? Bye. 183 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:23,380 - See you later. - Bye. 184 00:07:23,415 --> 00:07:25,349 - See you in a second. - I get this. 185 00:07:25,383 --> 00:07:26,884 - I don't approve, but I get it. - Ah! 186 00:07:26,918 --> 00:07:28,786 It's starting to look funny. It's too much. 187 00:07:28,820 --> 00:07:31,189 You've gone too high. 188 00:07:31,256 --> 00:07:34,425 It's bananas. 189 00:07:34,460 --> 00:07:36,161 I so wish you had been at camp with me. 190 00:07:36,195 --> 00:07:37,395 It was so amazing. 191 00:07:37,430 --> 00:07:39,197 We would do water-skiing or archery for sports, 192 00:07:39,232 --> 00:07:40,766 and I was one of the few people 193 00:07:40,801 --> 00:07:42,902 who won badges of honor in both, obviously. 194 00:07:42,937 --> 00:07:45,672 We had six potbellied pigs who would get so dirty 195 00:07:45,706 --> 00:07:47,807 and we would get to take turns bathing them. 196 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:51,411 I've always wanted to bathe a pig because they're physically tactile. 197 00:07:51,445 --> 00:07:54,213 It feels like a human 'cause they don't have hair. 198 00:07:54,248 --> 00:07:57,050 But in actuality you're actually petting an animal. 199 00:07:57,084 --> 00:07:58,718 So I think the confluence of those things 200 00:07:58,753 --> 00:08:00,754 would make me experience an emotion 201 00:08:00,788 --> 00:08:02,355 I've never really experienced before. 202 00:08:02,390 --> 00:08:04,758 You know what I mean? I'd love to experience that emotion with you. 203 00:08:04,792 --> 00:08:06,726 You'd be really good at bathing a pig. 204 00:08:06,761 --> 00:08:08,228 That's so sweet of you to say. 205 00:08:08,262 --> 00:08:09,963 I bet you'd be great, too. We should bathe a pig together. 206 00:08:09,997 --> 00:08:11,531 - What's better than bathing a pig? - Nothing. 207 00:08:11,565 --> 00:08:13,767 - Ugh, great. - What? 208 00:08:13,802 --> 00:08:15,402 I just don't want to be around people 209 00:08:15,437 --> 00:08:17,905 who don't hate everything in their life right now. 210 00:08:17,939 --> 00:08:20,674 I really unorganized my sweatshirt drawers. 211 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,476 Yeah? Do you wanna pay me to reorganize it? 212 00:08:22,510 --> 00:08:24,645 'Cause I really need a job right now. 213 00:08:24,679 --> 00:08:26,814 I was basically just told at an interview 214 00:08:26,848 --> 00:08:30,250 that curator as a job doesn't really exist anymore. 215 00:08:30,285 --> 00:08:32,919 Yeah, I think the world has the three curators that it actually needs. 216 00:08:32,954 --> 00:08:34,488 It's not like pop stars. 217 00:08:34,522 --> 00:08:36,289 We don't need a million of them. 218 00:08:36,324 --> 00:08:38,492 You're so fucking fantastic. 219 00:08:38,526 --> 00:08:41,127 This really sucks. I mean, this was my plan. 220 00:08:41,161 --> 00:08:43,663 I have to totally go back to the drawing board here. 221 00:08:43,697 --> 00:08:45,298 What am I gonna do to make money? 222 00:08:45,332 --> 00:08:46,966 What assets do I have? 223 00:08:47,001 --> 00:08:48,401 You have a bachelor's degree. 224 00:08:48,436 --> 00:08:50,537 - Ooh, yeah, a bachelor's degree. - Uh-huh. 225 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:53,507 - You're really pretty. - Absolutely. You are very pretty. 226 00:08:53,541 --> 00:08:56,110 I'm personally not attracted to you at all, 227 00:08:56,144 --> 00:08:59,813 because I know you, but I can respect and recognize. 228 00:08:59,847 --> 00:09:02,148 You could totally make money off how pretty you are. 229 00:09:02,183 --> 00:09:03,683 Well, thank you. 230 00:09:03,718 --> 00:09:05,352 Oh, my gosh, that's so nice. 231 00:09:05,386 --> 00:09:07,853 I mean, I don't think I'm, like, a model. 232 00:09:07,888 --> 00:09:09,055 - No, not a model. - Mm-mm. 233 00:09:09,089 --> 00:09:10,423 No, I wasn't talking about modeling. 234 00:09:10,457 --> 00:09:12,425 But you could totally get a pretty-person job 235 00:09:12,459 --> 00:09:14,260 as, like, a hostess or something in a club. 236 00:09:14,294 --> 00:09:15,527 That sounds horrible. 237 00:09:15,561 --> 00:09:17,862 Um, totally not horrible. 238 00:09:17,896 --> 00:09:19,363 This girl I know at school totally does it 239 00:09:19,397 --> 00:09:20,997 at the Hurricane Club or something. 240 00:09:21,032 --> 00:09:23,433 She's a hostess and she makes, like, a bazillion dollars a week 241 00:09:23,467 --> 00:09:24,935 and has an incredible wardrobe 242 00:09:24,969 --> 00:09:26,570 and fresh gel nails all the time. 243 00:09:26,604 --> 00:09:28,138 She got the job in this agency, 244 00:09:28,173 --> 00:09:30,107 and I'm totally getting the number for you. 245 00:09:30,175 --> 00:09:31,775 No, no, no. Please don't. 246 00:09:31,810 --> 00:09:33,711 Please don't call her. 247 00:09:33,745 --> 00:09:35,145 Denise, hi. It's Shosh. 248 00:09:35,180 --> 00:09:37,514 How are you? I'm amazing. 249 00:09:37,582 --> 00:09:40,617 Mm. 250 00:09:40,652 --> 00:09:43,787 I hate it. 251 00:09:43,821 --> 00:09:45,923 No, I'm sure it's great, baby. 252 00:09:45,991 --> 00:09:48,593 - Just-- - No, it's really terrible. 253 00:09:48,627 --> 00:09:50,561 But do you know what I realized? 254 00:09:50,596 --> 00:09:53,297 It's because I'm painting someone I love so much 255 00:09:53,331 --> 00:09:56,399 and I'm so used to painting things I hate, 256 00:09:56,434 --> 00:09:58,234 like my mom or scenery. 257 00:09:58,269 --> 00:10:00,503 Hold on. 258 00:10:00,537 --> 00:10:03,773 - You want me to just hold this? - Yeah. I'll be right back. I love you. 259 00:10:06,544 --> 00:10:09,013 - Hi! - Hi! How are you? 260 00:10:09,047 --> 00:10:11,415 How was your honeymoon? I missed you so much. 261 00:10:11,450 --> 00:10:14,023 - It was amazing. - Shit. What time is it? 262 00:10:14,057 --> 00:10:16,260 Uh, 2:00? 263 00:10:16,328 --> 00:10:18,696 Oh, fuck. I'm unposing. 264 00:10:18,731 --> 00:10:20,932 Honey, I have to-- I have to go to a meeting. 265 00:10:20,966 --> 00:10:22,667 - Hey, Thomas-John. - Oh. 266 00:10:22,702 --> 00:10:24,402 - Hi. - Hey, Danna. How are you doing? 267 00:10:24,436 --> 00:10:27,606 - Really good. How are you? - I'm great. I'm so great. 268 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:29,541 I haven't seen you since the wedding, girl. 269 00:10:29,575 --> 00:10:31,109 It's so nice of you to stop by. 270 00:10:31,144 --> 00:10:33,445 - Amazing place you have. - Aw, thank you. 271 00:10:33,479 --> 00:10:37,115 It's my little paradise with my little paradise wife. 272 00:10:37,150 --> 00:10:38,950 How fun. 273 00:10:38,985 --> 00:10:40,952 - Have you shown her yet? - What? 274 00:10:40,987 --> 00:10:43,288 - Aw... - Oh, yeah. Look! 275 00:10:43,322 --> 00:10:45,457 - Check that out. - Oh, my God. 276 00:10:45,491 --> 00:10:47,392 We got fucking matching tiger tattoos. 277 00:10:47,426 --> 00:10:49,328 That looks like it's a primitive tiger or something. 278 00:10:49,362 --> 00:10:50,796 I didn't ask. 279 00:10:50,830 --> 00:10:52,664 - It's good, though, right? - Yeah, it looks amazing. 280 00:10:52,698 --> 00:10:54,966 - Okay, I'm sorry. - Ferocious. 281 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,801 I gotta go. I've missed so many fucking meetings. 282 00:10:56,835 --> 00:10:58,436 - You know what it's like. - Yeah, of course. 283 00:10:58,470 --> 00:11:01,405 But you guys have fun. And you get whatever you want. 284 00:11:01,439 --> 00:11:03,073 I don't want you to go. 285 00:11:03,108 --> 00:11:04,708 Whatever you want, you just get it. 286 00:11:04,743 --> 00:11:06,043 Get me some ointment for the tattoo. 287 00:11:06,078 --> 00:11:09,113 - Danna, it's so nice to see you. - You, too. 288 00:11:09,147 --> 00:11:11,582 - And you know what? You're just so great. - Thank you. 289 00:11:11,617 --> 00:11:15,753 I was just saying to you this morning that I always am impressed 290 00:11:15,820 --> 00:11:18,322 by what you do with what you got. 291 00:11:18,356 --> 00:11:19,757 I mean, what is this? 292 00:11:19,791 --> 00:11:21,859 It's like a pair of shorteralls. 293 00:11:21,893 --> 00:11:24,161 What is that? Did you coin that? 294 00:11:24,195 --> 00:11:26,163 I wish. If I coined it, I'd be rich. 295 00:11:26,197 --> 00:11:27,865 No. Shorteralls-- it's sort of like-- 296 00:11:27,899 --> 00:11:29,530 it's the ease of a short skirt-- 297 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:31,126 Do you know what? Can we pick this up later? 298 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:33,694 I just have a meeting, so I'm just gonna have to scoot off. 299 00:11:33,729 --> 00:11:35,396 - Have a great time, guys. - You, too. 300 00:11:35,430 --> 00:11:36,764 - Bye. - Bye. 301 00:11:36,799 --> 00:11:38,600 Oh, wait, wait, wait. Oh, God. 302 00:11:38,634 --> 00:11:41,035 For my baby. 303 00:11:42,904 --> 00:11:44,905 It's just a little somethin'-somethin'. 304 00:11:44,940 --> 00:11:47,075 Don't open it until I leave. 305 00:11:47,109 --> 00:11:48,476 Promise? 306 00:11:48,511 --> 00:11:50,879 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 307 00:11:50,913 --> 00:11:52,380 What do you think it is? 308 00:11:52,415 --> 00:11:54,883 I did ask for a Jambox for the shower. 309 00:11:54,917 --> 00:11:56,284 Oh. 310 00:11:57,887 --> 00:11:59,855 - Oh, my God. Look at them! - Oh, my God! 311 00:11:59,889 --> 00:12:03,721 - Oh, my God. - Oh, I love them! They're puppies! 312 00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:06,590 Oh, my God. They're fetus-size. 313 00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:12,429 I'm gonna call this one Garbage, 314 00:12:12,463 --> 00:12:15,498 - this one Fucker... - Mm-hmm. 315 00:12:15,533 --> 00:12:18,135 - ...and that one-- - Hanukah. 316 00:12:18,169 --> 00:12:21,071 Hanukah, sure. Yeah. 317 00:12:21,105 --> 00:12:22,606 So you're good? 318 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,641 Hannah, I am so good. Are you kidding? 319 00:12:25,675 --> 00:12:28,045 I have never been this well in my life. 320 00:12:28,079 --> 00:12:29,647 No, I know. I mean, you seem good. 321 00:12:29,681 --> 00:12:31,282 It's just that the wedding was so quick and unexpected. 322 00:12:31,316 --> 00:12:32,950 I didn't know how to process it or if you'd-- 323 00:12:32,985 --> 00:12:34,885 Yeah, well, you tend to overthink things, 324 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,288 and that's an issue for you. 325 00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:40,358 This is what it's like when the hunt is over. 326 00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:43,495 I think Sandy really likes me. 327 00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:45,630 I really like him, too. He's so nice and funny. 328 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:47,899 And when we have sex, there's no part of me that wants to pretend 329 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,068 I don't exist, which is a rarity. 330 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,703 That's awesome. 331 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:54,706 But he's kind of a Republican, which feels weird. 332 00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:56,241 What's wrong with a Republican? 333 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:57,743 It's just the same as a Democrat. 334 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,511 They're all dirtbags. 335 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:02,148 I mean, Bill Clinton's the one who got rid of our Glass-Steagall Act, 336 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,849 which is why our economy's in the toilet. 337 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,885 How did I not know that? 338 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,588 Just read the newspaper. Just read one newspaper. 339 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:12,592 All that matters, Hannah, is that your rising signs are compatible 340 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:15,662 and that, you know, the sex is at least decent 341 00:13:15,696 --> 00:13:18,265 and that he supports you creatively, really. 342 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,767 I don't know about his rising sign, 343 00:13:19,801 --> 00:13:21,435 but he's super supportive creatively. 344 00:13:21,469 --> 00:13:24,271 Like, I gave him my essay three days ago, and he's so excited to read it. 345 00:13:24,306 --> 00:13:25,873 He's been really busy with finals and stuff, 346 00:13:25,907 --> 00:13:27,708 but he seems so excited to read it. 347 00:13:27,742 --> 00:13:30,644 - He hasn't read it yet? - No, he's been really busy with law school. 348 00:13:30,678 --> 00:13:32,145 Really? That's bullshit. 349 00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:33,714 Thomas-John looks at my paintings 350 00:13:33,748 --> 00:13:35,483 the moment I show them to him. 351 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:41,022 I know. That was so-- 352 00:13:41,057 --> 00:13:44,261 He's not reading your essays, he's not reading you. 353 00:13:44,295 --> 00:13:46,630 You should look around yourself right now, Hannah. 354 00:13:46,664 --> 00:13:50,868 Life is never gonna get any better than this for you. 355 00:13:57,042 --> 00:14:00,178 Did you get a chance to read that thing I gave you earlier? 356 00:14:00,212 --> 00:14:03,014 Um... I actually haven't-- 357 00:14:03,048 --> 00:14:04,549 I've just been so busy. 358 00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:06,684 I just haven't been able to, but I will. 359 00:14:06,718 --> 00:14:07,818 Oh. 360 00:14:07,853 --> 00:14:10,054 I guess I just feel like 361 00:14:10,089 --> 00:14:12,390 if you really cared about me, 362 00:14:12,424 --> 00:14:14,191 you probably would have read it already. 363 00:14:14,226 --> 00:14:18,095 You know, just 'cause you would've felt like you had to, kind of. 364 00:14:20,698 --> 00:14:23,667 I-- I actually did read your essay. 365 00:14:23,702 --> 00:14:25,335 You read it? 366 00:14:26,404 --> 00:14:27,571 So? 367 00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:31,808 It was-- I didn't-- it wasn't for me exactly. 368 00:14:33,711 --> 00:14:35,178 I mean, it was probably for you. 369 00:14:35,213 --> 00:14:36,713 It's, like, for everyone. It's not a-- 370 00:14:36,748 --> 00:14:38,815 You see? This is why I didn't wanna talk about it. 371 00:14:38,883 --> 00:14:41,718 'Cause it's gonna get weird. You're getting weird. 372 00:14:41,753 --> 00:14:44,989 I'm not getting weird. I'm 100% not getting weird. 373 00:14:45,023 --> 00:14:47,758 I honestly-- I gave it to you 'cause I wanted your notes. 374 00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:51,528 I want to know what you actually thought, so please give me notes. 375 00:14:52,831 --> 00:14:56,367 Okay, for starters, it was very well-written. 376 00:14:56,402 --> 00:14:58,202 I know. That's the stuff that I don't need to hear. 377 00:14:58,237 --> 00:15:00,305 I just need to hear what you didn't like. 378 00:15:00,339 --> 00:15:03,074 I just didn't feel like anything happened in it. 379 00:15:03,109 --> 00:15:04,976 Nothing was happening. 380 00:15:05,011 --> 00:15:08,080 Okay, well, you know, a girl's whole perspective 381 00:15:08,114 --> 00:15:10,449 on who she was and her sexuality changed. 382 00:15:10,483 --> 00:15:11,917 But if that feels like nothing-- I get it. 383 00:15:11,951 --> 00:15:13,819 Yeah, but ultimately it felt like just waiting in line 384 00:15:13,853 --> 00:15:16,388 and all the nonsense that goes through your brain when you're trying to kill time. 385 00:15:16,423 --> 00:15:18,624 - I mean-- - Okay. Sorry, I have something in my ear. 386 00:15:18,658 --> 00:15:21,493 Okay. Well, there-- 387 00:15:21,528 --> 00:15:23,762 there wasn't really anything going on. 388 00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:25,564 Okay. I hear that. 389 00:15:25,599 --> 00:15:27,065 But it was really well-written. 390 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,802 And I don't want you to take that the wrong way, 391 00:15:28,837 --> 00:15:30,809 'cause I really-- it was really well-written. 392 00:15:30,843 --> 00:15:33,348 - Yeah. I liked it. It was good. - Really? Okay, cool. 393 00:15:33,382 --> 00:15:34,982 And, you know, and I-- 394 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,951 I'm actually so happy that you didn't like it. 395 00:15:36,985 --> 00:15:40,622 If you just loved it like everyone else does, that would be so simple. 396 00:15:40,656 --> 00:15:43,758 But this actually opens up a dialogue about my work, 397 00:15:43,792 --> 00:15:46,528 the same kind of dialogue we've had about your political beliefs. 398 00:15:46,562 --> 00:15:47,895 There's no dialogue. 399 00:15:47,930 --> 00:15:51,231 I know what I believe. I'm steadfast in it. 400 00:15:51,266 --> 00:15:52,933 I'm fine with it. 401 00:15:52,967 --> 00:15:55,503 So you mean even though you spend all this time with me and my gay roommate, 402 00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:58,106 you don't have any feeling that he should be allowed to have a beautiful wedding 403 00:15:58,140 --> 00:16:01,176 like all the ones we saw earlier on "Say Yes to the Dress"? 404 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:02,946 Hannah, this is because I didn't like your essay. 405 00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:04,616 It's not because you didn't like my essay, 406 00:16:04,651 --> 00:16:06,151 it's because we're having an open conversation 407 00:16:06,186 --> 00:16:08,020 about things we believe in. 408 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,988 And I'm also a little horrified by the fact 409 00:16:10,022 --> 00:16:12,123 that you think people should just be allowed to own guns. 410 00:16:12,158 --> 00:16:14,292 It's way more complicated than that. 411 00:16:14,327 --> 00:16:16,128 - Is it, though? - Yeah. 412 00:16:16,162 --> 00:16:18,530 - More complicated than that? - Yeah, it is. 413 00:16:18,565 --> 00:16:21,166 I also would love to know how you feel about the fact 414 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:24,803 that two out of three people on death row are black men. 415 00:16:24,871 --> 00:16:27,639 Wow, Hannah. I didn't know that. 416 00:16:27,673 --> 00:16:30,642 Thank you for enlightening me about how things are tougher for minorities. 417 00:16:30,676 --> 00:16:32,243 Thank you. 418 00:16:32,278 --> 00:16:35,880 - I can't tell if you're being sarcastic. - I am. 419 00:16:35,915 --> 00:16:38,216 Okay, well... 420 00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:40,585 this is hard for me to say, 'cause I really like you, 421 00:16:40,619 --> 00:16:43,822 but I think our political beliefs are just too different 422 00:16:43,856 --> 00:16:45,624 and that we should just be friends. 423 00:16:45,658 --> 00:16:48,293 I knew this. This always happens. 424 00:16:48,327 --> 00:16:50,896 - This always happens. I don't even know-- - What always happens? 425 00:16:50,930 --> 00:16:53,599 This. This whole-- like, "Oh, I'm a white girl 426 00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:56,302 and I moved to New York and I'm having a great time." 427 00:16:56,336 --> 00:16:59,138 And, "Oh, I've got a fixed gear bike and I'm gonna date a black guy 428 00:16:59,206 --> 00:17:01,741 and we're gonna go to a dangerous part of town." 429 00:17:01,775 --> 00:17:04,744 All that bullshit? Like, yeah, I know this. 430 00:17:04,778 --> 00:17:06,713 I've seen it happen a million times. 431 00:17:06,747 --> 00:17:09,015 And then they can't deal with who I am. 432 00:17:09,049 --> 00:17:11,951 You know what? Honestly, maybe you should think about the fact 433 00:17:11,986 --> 00:17:13,319 that you could be fetishizing me. 434 00:17:13,354 --> 00:17:14,988 Because how many white women have you dated? 435 00:17:15,022 --> 00:17:17,625 - Sounds like a lot from what you just said. - What? Really? 436 00:17:17,659 --> 00:17:19,993 And maybe you think of us as just one big, white, blobby mass 437 00:17:20,027 --> 00:17:21,659 with stupid ideas that you can't deal with. 438 00:17:21,694 --> 00:17:24,127 So why don't you lay this thing down, flip it, and reverse it? 439 00:17:24,162 --> 00:17:26,530 Because I don't think it's very nice. 440 00:17:26,564 --> 00:17:28,799 You just said a Missy Elliott lyric. 441 00:17:28,833 --> 00:17:31,101 - And you-- I'm sure-- - I don't know who that is. 442 00:17:31,135 --> 00:17:33,036 Bullshit, okay? It doesn't-- 443 00:17:33,070 --> 00:17:34,504 The joke's on you, because you know what? 444 00:17:34,538 --> 00:17:36,406 I never thought about the fact that you were black once. 445 00:17:36,441 --> 00:17:38,408 That's insane, okay? 446 00:17:38,443 --> 00:17:40,110 You should, 'cause that's what I am. 447 00:17:40,145 --> 00:17:41,845 I didn't even think about it till you said it just now 448 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:44,614 'cause I don't live in a world where there are divisions like that. 449 00:17:44,649 --> 00:17:46,116 You do, okay? 450 00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:48,018 That's just the-- you're the one who brought up 451 00:17:48,052 --> 00:17:49,853 the two out of three black males statistic. 452 00:17:49,888 --> 00:17:52,555 I didn't say two out of three guys like you. I said black men. 453 00:17:52,589 --> 00:17:55,155 I wasn't even thinking that I was sitting next to a black guy. 454 00:17:55,223 --> 00:17:58,789 You've gotta go. You've gotta leave right now. 455 00:17:58,824 --> 00:18:00,925 I do not feel good about this conversation. 456 00:18:00,959 --> 00:18:03,761 Okay. Neither do I. 457 00:18:03,796 --> 00:18:05,863 Do you wanna have sex still? 458 00:18:05,898 --> 00:18:07,365 No. 459 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,001 I didn't feel like it either. 460 00:18:10,035 --> 00:18:11,569 I just didn't want you to have blue balls 461 00:18:11,637 --> 00:18:13,238 because that's another thing I don't believe in. 462 00:18:13,272 --> 00:18:16,141 You're so sweet. You're so sweet. 463 00:18:17,710 --> 00:18:20,379 - I thought she'd be back by now. - Why? 464 00:18:20,413 --> 00:18:22,815 You're not planning on telling her anything you're not supposed to, are you? 465 00:18:22,882 --> 00:18:24,283 Elijah, no. 466 00:18:24,318 --> 00:18:26,819 I would never do anything like that. 467 00:18:26,854 --> 00:18:29,423 Although I have been thinking I don't think it's really fair to Hannah 468 00:18:29,457 --> 00:18:31,558 and I don't want a secret like this to exist between us. 469 00:18:31,592 --> 00:18:33,293 Secret? What? We're roommates. We're not married. 470 00:18:33,327 --> 00:18:36,129 - So then why can't we just tell her? - Marnie, this will hurt her. 471 00:18:36,163 --> 00:18:37,997 She is thin-skinned like a little baby 472 00:18:38,032 --> 00:18:39,766 and she will take this so, so personally 473 00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:41,234 and it'll become a huge thing about, 474 00:18:41,268 --> 00:18:43,269 "Why aren't you attracted to me? Why didn't you invite me?" 475 00:18:43,303 --> 00:18:44,504 But it had nothing to do with her. 476 00:18:44,538 --> 00:18:46,306 Isn't it enough that George broke up with me? 477 00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:47,840 - I am devastated. - Oh, please. 478 00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,707 I can't let this take a wrecking ball to my whole life. 479 00:18:49,741 --> 00:18:51,074 How long must I pay for this mistake? 480 00:18:51,109 --> 00:18:52,610 It's been, like, five minutes. 481 00:18:52,644 --> 00:18:54,212 - No. - Fine. 482 00:18:54,246 --> 00:18:57,615 I won't say anything. I was just wondering anyway. 483 00:18:57,649 --> 00:19:00,518 - What the fuck are you wearing? - It's my uniform. 484 00:19:00,553 --> 00:19:02,954 You look like a slutty Von Trapp child. 485 00:19:02,989 --> 00:19:04,322 - Hi. - Oh, hi. 486 00:19:04,357 --> 00:19:05,557 - Hey. - Hi. I was just leaving. 487 00:19:05,591 --> 00:19:07,258 I was just coming to see you. 488 00:19:07,293 --> 00:19:09,994 Well, Sandy and I broke up, so that's over. 489 00:19:10,028 --> 00:19:12,730 - Oh, God, that sucks. - Oh, I'm so surprised. What happened? 490 00:19:12,764 --> 00:19:15,132 Your rights happened and your rights happened, 491 00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:18,035 'cause I can't be with someone who's not an ally to gays and women. 492 00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:20,467 - Uh, thank you. - Thanks. 493 00:19:20,501 --> 00:19:22,135 I'm out. 494 00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:32,380 - Is that new? - Oh, this? 495 00:19:32,414 --> 00:19:34,715 It's my uniform. I got a job today. 496 00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:37,651 I'm the new hostess at the Wedgebrook Club. 497 00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:40,554 A hostess. 498 00:19:40,589 --> 00:19:43,123 Why are you saying it like that? 499 00:19:44,459 --> 00:19:45,726 I'm not saying it any way. 500 00:19:45,761 --> 00:19:47,728 It's just like-- I don't know. Why? 501 00:19:47,796 --> 00:19:48,829 Um, I don't know. 502 00:19:48,864 --> 00:19:50,498 'Cause I can make a ton of money. 503 00:19:50,532 --> 00:19:52,133 It's like 400 bucks a day. 504 00:19:52,167 --> 00:19:53,934 It's pretty much the perfect job, actually. 505 00:19:54,002 --> 00:19:56,036 I have time to explore my own interests. 506 00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:58,205 I get to meet a ton of interesting people. 507 00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,140 I get to work on my interpersonal skills. 508 00:20:00,174 --> 00:20:01,775 It's perfect. 509 00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:03,076 Yeah, but the Wedgebrook Club-- 510 00:20:03,111 --> 00:20:04,911 isn't that just like catering to rich, old men? 511 00:20:04,946 --> 00:20:07,848 It's like I know I make only $40 a day at Grumpy's, but that's clean money. 512 00:20:07,882 --> 00:20:09,283 Like, I've made a choice. 513 00:20:09,317 --> 00:20:11,819 - Did you? - Yeah. 514 00:20:11,853 --> 00:20:14,054 Not to cash in on my sexuality. 515 00:20:14,122 --> 00:20:15,689 Huh. 516 00:20:15,723 --> 00:20:18,425 Oh, you think I'm not pretty enough for a pretty-person job. 517 00:20:18,459 --> 00:20:21,261 Hannah, I think you're beautiful and you know that. 518 00:20:21,295 --> 00:20:22,662 I'm just saying I don't think you have 519 00:20:22,697 --> 00:20:24,865 the appropriate disposition for this job, that's all. 520 00:20:24,899 --> 00:20:26,933 Oh, my God, I have a terrific disposition. 521 00:20:26,967 --> 00:20:30,702 And an entire range of kinds of men like me-- 522 00:20:30,737 --> 00:20:34,140 black men, Republicans, et al. 523 00:20:34,174 --> 00:20:35,474 "Et al"? 524 00:20:35,509 --> 00:20:38,110 Really? 525 00:20:38,145 --> 00:20:39,912 What? 526 00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:43,483 And start off cutting-- 527 00:20:45,486 --> 00:20:47,320 start off cutting this way. 528 00:20:47,354 --> 00:20:49,088 Just down. 529 00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:52,258 And then trim it 530 00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:54,560 like this. 531 00:20:54,595 --> 00:20:57,730 All the way through. 532 00:20:57,797 --> 00:21:01,067 And then... that's it. 533 00:21:01,101 --> 00:21:03,169 Simple. 534 00:21:03,203 --> 00:21:05,838 It really isn't brain surgery. 535 00:21:07,741 --> 00:21:09,542 Now you are ready 536 00:21:09,576 --> 00:21:12,578 for the perfect sticker photo. 537 00:21:25,497 --> 00:21:27,498 Adam? 538 00:21:37,141 --> 00:21:40,711 - Cinco de Mayo! - Ah! 539 00:21:40,746 --> 00:21:44,014 It's not fuckin' funny. What are you doing here? 540 00:21:44,082 --> 00:21:46,517 You gave me a key. 541 00:21:46,552 --> 00:21:49,086 That's a key for emergencies. 542 00:21:49,121 --> 00:21:51,489 Well, it's an emergency. I can't find my cast. 543 00:21:51,524 --> 00:21:53,492 Oh, my God. 544 00:21:53,528 --> 00:21:55,866 You okay? You look kind of tired. 545 00:21:58,136 --> 00:22:01,238 Look, I'm sorry about the album. 546 00:22:01,272 --> 00:22:03,574 I shouldn't have sent you such hostile songs. 547 00:22:03,608 --> 00:22:05,576 No, 'cause you shouldn't have written me any songs 548 00:22:05,610 --> 00:22:07,511 and you shouldn't be here right now. 549 00:22:09,781 --> 00:22:11,314 Can I have some milk? 550 00:22:11,349 --> 00:22:14,251 - Are you serious? - Yeah, a little. 551 00:22:15,586 --> 00:22:17,855 Okay, but then you have to leave, okay? 552 00:22:17,889 --> 00:22:20,391 When I'm done. I'll go when I'm done. 553 00:22:33,638 --> 00:22:36,574 Yo, milkmaid, milk please. 554 00:22:45,617 --> 00:22:47,218 - Cacaw! - Oh! 555 00:22:47,252 --> 00:22:50,223 It's not funny, okay? 556 00:22:50,291 --> 00:22:52,125 It's not funny. 557 00:22:59,366 --> 00:23:01,301 Thank you. 558 00:23:01,335 --> 00:23:03,870 Hannah, I hear where you stand. 559 00:23:03,904 --> 00:23:06,205 And as an outsider looking in, I'm impressed 560 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:09,074 and I applaud how maturely you've handled your resolve to end this. 561 00:23:09,109 --> 00:23:11,610 Thank you. 562 00:23:11,645 --> 00:23:13,679 But as a man living my man life, 563 00:23:13,713 --> 00:23:16,248 my desire for you cannot be repressed. 564 00:23:16,283 --> 00:23:19,822 And to quit this pursuit would be to shirk self-respect 565 00:23:19,856 --> 00:23:21,992 and abandon my own manhood, 566 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,628 and that's not going to happen. 567 00:23:35,606 --> 00:23:38,675 I'll see you tomorrow. 568 00:23:42,677 --> 00:23:44,545 Yeah, but you shouldn't come back tomorrow. 569 00:23:44,646 --> 00:23:46,714 Uh, but I might. 570 00:23:46,748 --> 00:23:48,249 But you really shouldn't, 571 00:23:48,283 --> 00:23:50,385 because I really want you to go away. 572 00:23:50,419 --> 00:23:52,354 Adam, I'm not kidding. 573 00:23:52,388 --> 00:23:54,356 I would really like you to go away. 574 00:23:54,390 --> 00:23:57,125 - Make me. - I'm seriously not joking, okay? 575 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,161 - And if I said go away... - Whoa! Whoa, watch it. 576 00:23:59,195 --> 00:24:01,796 ...and you don't go away, that is space rape. 577 00:24:01,830 --> 00:24:04,399 - You gave me a key. - I'm not-- I did give you a key. 578 00:24:04,433 --> 00:24:06,100 I gave you a key when we were going out. 579 00:24:06,135 --> 00:24:08,402 And now we're not going out, so go away! 580 00:24:08,470 --> 00:24:10,104 Go away! 581 00:24:10,139 --> 00:24:13,641 Go away! I'm serious! 582 00:24:15,444 --> 00:24:17,545 Go away. 583 00:24:29,795 --> 00:24:32,764 I don't understand that. 584 00:24:34,033 --> 00:24:36,468 - Well, do you understand now? - Yeah. 585 00:24:39,905 --> 00:24:43,073 Okay. Okay. 586 00:24:43,141 --> 00:24:46,109 I'm sorry. 587 00:24:46,144 --> 00:24:48,145 I'm sorry, too. 588 00:24:53,251 --> 00:24:55,886 Okay, I'll see you later. 589 00:25:00,659 --> 00:25:02,526 Adam. 590 00:25:04,329 --> 00:25:06,564 Yeah. 591 00:25:10,669 --> 00:25:13,170 Hannah Horvath? 592 00:25:14,673 --> 00:25:16,340 Is that a boy? 593 00:25:18,843 --> 00:25:21,846 - Hannah Horvath? - Uh, yes? 594 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,816 We had a 911 hang-up. What's the complaint here? 595 00:25:24,850 --> 00:25:27,252 Uh, there's no complaint here. 596 00:25:27,286 --> 00:25:31,390 - Did you call 911, miss? - Uh, no, I did not call 911. 597 00:25:31,424 --> 00:25:32,958 Miss, we're just following procedure. 598 00:25:32,992 --> 00:25:34,659 What was the reason for your calling? 599 00:25:34,694 --> 00:25:36,961 Well, there was no reason for my call 'cause I didn't call 911. 600 00:25:36,996 --> 00:25:39,897 She didn't call 911. I've been with her the whole time. 601 00:25:42,568 --> 00:25:44,502 Hannah, did you call 911? 602 00:25:44,536 --> 00:25:46,471 I didn't even let it ring. 603 00:25:46,505 --> 00:25:48,205 I honestly-- I pressed 911, I hung up. 604 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,007 Are you fucking serious? 605 00:25:50,075 --> 00:25:52,810 - You called the po-po? - Well, you were stalking me. 606 00:25:52,844 --> 00:25:54,545 We're gonna have to take you both down 607 00:25:54,579 --> 00:25:56,313 so you can fill out a report. 608 00:25:56,348 --> 00:25:57,648 Honestly, no. He didn't do anything wrong. 609 00:25:57,683 --> 00:25:59,350 I was just asking about restraining orders. 610 00:25:59,384 --> 00:26:01,519 He didn't do anything wrong. I just wanted a restraining order against him. 611 00:26:01,553 --> 00:26:03,053 Are you fucking serious? 612 00:26:03,087 --> 00:26:05,022 Maybe I should have filed a restraining order against you 613 00:26:05,056 --> 00:26:07,724 when you used to show up at my house all the time in fucking knee socks. 614 00:26:07,759 --> 00:26:09,159 I did that one time. 615 00:26:09,194 --> 00:26:11,162 - And a Jason mask. - Calm down, sir. 616 00:26:11,196 --> 00:26:14,298 Hey, I can't believe that you guys come every time somebody calls. 617 00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:16,200 I mean, that seems really alarmist and crazy. 618 00:26:16,234 --> 00:26:17,735 What's your name, young man? 619 00:26:17,769 --> 00:26:19,136 He does not have to tell you his name. 620 00:26:19,171 --> 00:26:21,472 Adam Sackler is my name, and I would like to take out 621 00:26:21,507 --> 00:26:22,740 a restraining order against her. 622 00:26:22,775 --> 00:26:24,709 - You can't do that. - If you can, I can. 623 00:26:24,743 --> 00:26:26,577 I wasn't doing any stalking. 624 00:26:26,612 --> 00:26:28,313 Not recently, no! 625 00:26:28,347 --> 00:26:30,215 Okay, you're gonna have to come with us, sir. 626 00:26:30,249 --> 00:26:32,584 Honestly, we really can work this out between ourselves. 627 00:26:32,619 --> 00:26:34,119 No, the system is telling me 628 00:26:34,154 --> 00:26:35,854 you have two unpaid parking tickets. 629 00:26:35,889 --> 00:26:38,023 And an ignored summons for public urination. 630 00:26:38,057 --> 00:26:39,925 This is fucking unbelievable. 631 00:26:39,992 --> 00:26:41,360 You have the right to remain silent. 632 00:26:41,394 --> 00:26:44,163 Anything you say or do can be held against you in a court of law. 633 00:26:44,197 --> 00:26:45,764 - I'm so sorry. - But what if I wanna talk? 634 00:26:45,799 --> 00:26:47,333 I'm so sorry. 635 00:26:47,367 --> 00:26:49,301 I'm gonna talk to you, Hannah, all the time. 636 00:26:49,336 --> 00:26:52,004 I'm just gonna keep calling 'cause I'm crazy! 637 00:26:52,038 --> 00:26:54,206 - I'm crazy! - Take it easy. 638 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:57,242 Number one-F crazy! 639 00:26:57,276 --> 00:27:00,111 I just wanted him to stop texting me. 640 00:27:00,146 --> 00:27:01,713 Where are you guys going? 641 00:27:01,747 --> 00:27:03,281 I'm so glad you are keeping 642 00:27:03,316 --> 00:27:05,350 the real criminals off the streets. 643 00:27:05,385 --> 00:27:09,990 Do you wanna just tell me where-- I might come later. 644 00:27:10,024 --> 00:27:12,659 I am so sorry! 645 00:27:12,859 --> 00:27:16,159 Synced by bellows, corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 646 00:27:16,163 --> 00:27:20,900 ♪ When we're dancing and you're dangerously close to me ♪ 647 00:27:20,935 --> 00:27:23,469 ♪ I get ideas ♪ 648 00:27:23,504 --> 00:27:26,139 ♪ I get ideas ♪ 649 00:27:26,173 --> 00:27:31,243 ♪ I wanna hold you so much closer than I dare to ♪ 650 00:27:31,278 --> 00:27:36,449 ♪ I wanna scold you 'cause I care more than I care to ♪ 651 00:27:36,483 --> 00:27:41,591 ♪ And when you touch me with that fire and everything else ♪ 652 00:27:41,625 --> 00:27:44,093 ♪ I get ideas ♪ 653 00:27:44,128 --> 00:27:46,629 ♪ I get ideas ♪ 654 00:27:46,663 --> 00:27:51,601 ♪ And after we have said good night and then you look out ♪ 655 00:27:51,635 --> 00:27:56,639 ♪ I kind of figured you get ideas, too ♪ 656 00:27:56,674 --> 00:28:01,779 ♪ And when you touch me with that fire and everything else ♪ 657 00:28:01,813 --> 00:28:04,281 ♪ Oh, I get ideas ♪ 658 00:28:04,316 --> 00:28:06,917 ♪ Oh, I get ideas ♪ 659 00:28:06,952 --> 00:28:09,554 ♪ And after we have said good night ♪ 660 00:28:09,588 --> 00:28:12,157 ♪ And then you linger ♪ 661 00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:16,428 ♪ I kind of figured you get ideas, too ♪ 662 00:28:16,462 --> 00:28:18,997 ♪ Your eyes are always saying ♪ 663 00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:21,466 ♪ The things you're never saying ♪ 664 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:24,035 ♪ I think they could be saying ♪ 665 00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:26,404 ♪ That you could love me, too ♪ 666 00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:29,206 ♪ Oh, but that's the whole idea ♪ 667 00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:30,708 ♪ It's true ♪ 668 00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:35,713 ♪ Oh, that lovely idea that I'm falling in love ♪ 669 00:28:35,747 --> 00:28:38,349 ♪ Falling in love ♪ 670 00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:41,719 ♪ With you. ♪