1 00:00:00,868 --> 00:00:03,767 I feel like I wanna, I just want to be so honest with you right now. 2 00:00:03,768 --> 00:00:05,168 - I want that. - I want to be super honest. 3 00:00:05,169 --> 00:00:06,569 - I want that. - Like, I wanna tell you... 4 00:00:06,570 --> 00:00:08,470 I wanna tell you that I fucked Marnie. 5 00:00:09,971 --> 00:00:10,771 Wait. What? 6 00:00:11,272 --> 00:00:12,472 You know you're moving out, right? 7 00:00:12,473 --> 00:00:14,173 - Me? - Yeah, you. 8 00:00:14,474 --> 00:00:16,274 - Hi. - Hi. How are you? 9 00:00:17,075 --> 00:00:20,575 - So you're good? - You're kidding, I've never been this well in my life. 10 00:00:20,676 --> 00:00:22,876 This is what is like when the hunt is over. 11 00:00:23,777 --> 00:00:25,277 I knew about you and Elijah. 12 00:00:25,278 --> 00:00:26,778 Hannah, I'm very sorry. 13 00:00:26,779 --> 00:00:28,479 Maybe I'm not the bad friend 14 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:31,080 and you're not the good friend, okay? 15 00:00:34,095 --> 00:00:37,295 www.addic7ed.com 16 00:00:37,368 --> 00:00:40,504 - ( plastic rustling ) - I am livid that it has come to this. 17 00:00:40,539 --> 00:00:44,308 Well, Elijah, join the club, okay? 18 00:00:44,343 --> 00:00:46,678 Here's your round brush, here's your Astroglide. 19 00:00:46,712 --> 00:00:48,780 Don't even know how that ended up in my room. 20 00:00:48,814 --> 00:00:51,116 Please don't sit on that chair if you're not wearing underwear. 21 00:00:51,150 --> 00:00:54,786 You know what, actually, I'm gonna sit on this chair all day as much as I like. 22 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:56,188 Vagina back and forth forever, 23 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:58,323 just my whole crotchal area spreading out. 24 00:00:58,358 --> 00:01:00,659 - It's my chair now. - Oh, you're gonna keep that chair? 25 00:01:00,693 --> 00:01:03,028 Yeah, because I talked to George and I'm keeping everything that he paid for. 26 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,865 - He wants me to. And, wait, that's... - Everything. 27 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:08,135 I know, I know, I know. He paid for everything. 28 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:09,536 - Yeah. - But I resent the fact 29 00:01:09,571 --> 00:01:12,273 that this was not a dialogue, this was a monologue. 30 00:01:12,308 --> 00:01:14,776 Well, Elijah, there was no dialogue to have. 31 00:01:14,810 --> 00:01:16,611 You're not a nice man, okay? 32 00:01:16,646 --> 00:01:18,914 - You're a fink. - I'm a fink? 33 00:01:18,948 --> 00:01:21,016 Yes, there's certain people, Elijah, 34 00:01:21,050 --> 00:01:23,685 who are meant to remain in your past, all right? 35 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:26,022 I made a mistake trying to repurpose you. 36 00:01:26,056 --> 00:01:28,458 - Repurpose me? - Mm-hmm. 37 00:01:28,525 --> 00:01:30,260 I'm not a vintage cardigan. 38 00:01:31,496 --> 00:01:33,597 Also, I will not be paying rent this month. 39 00:01:33,632 --> 00:01:36,667 - Uh, yeah, you will. - Actually, no, I won't. 40 00:01:36,701 --> 00:01:38,770 First of all, I don't have the funds, so I can't. 41 00:01:38,804 --> 00:01:40,205 Second of all, I've been doing some math 42 00:01:40,239 --> 00:01:42,307 and, basically, I paid for all of your burritos junior year. 43 00:01:42,342 --> 00:01:45,177 - On your own offer. - And they were way more expensive 44 00:01:45,212 --> 00:01:46,880 than a normal fucking girl's burritos 45 00:01:46,914 --> 00:01:48,748 because you were constantly doing add-ons. 46 00:01:48,783 --> 00:01:51,919 Spinach, guac, pecans. 47 00:01:51,953 --> 00:01:54,121 It's not my fault that you didn't want to liven up your meal 48 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:57,324 and also, you know what, that's what a boyfriend does. 49 00:01:57,359 --> 00:02:01,395 - They pay for things. - And I paid for our butt plug. 50 00:02:01,429 --> 00:02:05,099 Well, you're probably still using it, so maybe you should pay me. 51 00:02:06,401 --> 00:02:08,435 Butt plug. 52 00:02:10,405 --> 00:02:12,740 - Honestly. - ( door opens ) 53 00:02:12,775 --> 00:02:14,242 ( door slams ) 54 00:02:14,276 --> 00:02:17,446 ( music playing ) 55 00:02:21,785 --> 00:02:25,955 And then once you get into Brooklyn, it's a left at DeKalb. 56 00:02:25,990 --> 00:02:29,092 DeKalb-- no, it's the name of a street, Pop. 57 00:02:29,127 --> 00:02:32,296 Okay, thank you, sir. 58 00:02:32,330 --> 00:02:35,199 Yeah, me, too. Very much. 59 00:02:35,233 --> 00:02:37,701 Okay, bye. They're already on the road. 60 00:02:37,735 --> 00:02:40,103 I mean, why does my mother need to get to every place early? 61 00:02:40,138 --> 00:02:42,940 - What is that? - Ew, I hate when people are early. 62 00:02:42,974 --> 00:02:44,575 It's so vile. 63 00:02:44,610 --> 00:02:46,244 Well, we should get ready and beat 'em to the restaurant. 64 00:02:46,278 --> 00:02:49,747 - They hate waiting. - What am I gonna eat at a steak house? 65 00:02:49,815 --> 00:02:53,017 I only want spinach, but I know they're gonna force meat on me. 66 00:02:53,051 --> 00:02:56,054 I can't even eat meat unless I'm menstruating. 67 00:02:56,088 --> 00:02:59,424 Oh, I'm sure you'll find a delicate way of explaining that. 68 00:03:01,227 --> 00:03:04,563 - How much time do we have? - We've got, um-- 69 00:03:06,299 --> 00:03:07,800 not enough for that. 70 00:03:07,834 --> 00:03:10,302 It's the good one. 71 00:03:10,336 --> 00:03:13,805 - It is the good-- oh, fuck. - ( cell phone rings ) 72 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:15,941 Hey, Pops. 73 00:03:15,976 --> 00:03:19,544 You know what I was thinking? How 'bout you use your GPS? 74 00:03:19,579 --> 00:03:21,947 That's what it's for. 75 00:03:21,981 --> 00:03:23,715 Okay, bye. 76 00:03:23,750 --> 00:03:25,918 Let's have a look at the bad one. 77 00:03:27,354 --> 00:03:28,854 Hannah: You know, it's just a little celebration 78 00:03:28,889 --> 00:03:31,724 because, you know, jazzhate.com is publishing my first piece. 79 00:03:31,759 --> 00:03:33,993 - Congratulations. - Congratulations. 80 00:03:34,027 --> 00:03:36,296 Thank you. Yeah, so I thought I would use that money 81 00:03:36,330 --> 00:03:38,965 to make some people that I love very happy. 82 00:03:38,999 --> 00:03:41,601 So I bought all organic, and I am making pad Thai. 83 00:03:41,636 --> 00:03:45,138 - I love pad Thai. - ( giggles ) 84 00:03:45,173 --> 00:03:47,675 I love it, too. 85 00:03:47,709 --> 00:03:49,643 Hey, Marnie. 86 00:03:49,678 --> 00:03:51,345 Hi. 87 00:03:53,282 --> 00:03:55,383 Hello. 88 00:04:03,859 --> 00:04:06,227 - I thought you said she wasn't coming. - I-- yeah, I know. 89 00:04:06,262 --> 00:04:08,563 - It's confusing. I don't know. - Hannah, we should go. I'm sorry. 90 00:04:08,597 --> 00:04:12,033 Okay, honestly, she and I are on horrible terms right now. 91 00:04:12,067 --> 00:04:14,201 I just invited her as a gesture. 92 00:04:14,236 --> 00:04:15,736 I did not think she would come. 93 00:04:15,770 --> 00:04:18,538 It is, frankly, psychotic of her to show up. 94 00:04:18,572 --> 00:04:20,707 What-- what are you guys fighting about? 95 00:04:20,741 --> 00:04:22,576 I cannot tell you 96 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:25,946 because it would really, really hurt you. 97 00:04:25,980 --> 00:04:28,015 Who-- hurt who? 98 00:04:28,049 --> 00:04:31,051 I'm sorry, I am a good girl. 99 00:04:31,086 --> 00:04:33,353 - Wha--? - I just think we should get out of here. 100 00:04:33,388 --> 00:04:35,522 - We should go. - You should not go, okay? 101 00:04:35,556 --> 00:04:37,024 If anyone should go, she should go. 102 00:04:37,058 --> 00:04:38,826 - You should not go. - ( door opens ) 103 00:04:38,860 --> 00:04:42,729 I don't want to cause an issue, so I think I'm just gonna go. 104 00:04:42,764 --> 00:04:44,531 Don't go. 105 00:04:44,566 --> 00:04:46,433 And you don't go. 106 00:04:46,468 --> 00:04:48,669 Nobody go. 107 00:04:48,703 --> 00:04:52,073 ♪ Down on Bowery they lose their ball eyes ♪ 108 00:04:52,107 --> 00:04:54,842 ♪ And their lipped mouths in the night... ♪ 109 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:56,711 Come on, baby. 110 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:00,649 Charlie: Just-- can you tell them about it, Aud? 111 00:05:00,683 --> 00:05:01,917 Okay, okay. 112 00:05:01,951 --> 00:05:05,320 So my friend Shelby and I are starting a mustard company. 113 00:05:05,354 --> 00:05:06,688 - Yeah. - Oh, my God. 114 00:05:06,722 --> 00:05:08,857 They're amazing. It's like they're sweet 115 00:05:08,891 --> 00:05:11,226 and then they're spicy and then they go back to sweet. 116 00:05:11,260 --> 00:05:14,095 - And I don't know how you do it. - That is so awesome. 117 00:05:14,130 --> 00:05:17,098 Marnie, we need to get it together because this girl's starting a mustard company. 118 00:05:17,132 --> 00:05:19,233 What have we ever done with our lives that's so great? 119 00:05:19,268 --> 00:05:21,703 Nothing that great. Nothing with condiments. 120 00:05:21,737 --> 00:05:23,004 So what are you up to, Marnie? 121 00:05:23,038 --> 00:05:24,305 I heard you were looking for a job. 122 00:05:24,340 --> 00:05:25,640 Oh, no. 123 00:05:25,674 --> 00:05:27,875 Actually, I've been hosting at the Wedgebrook Club. 124 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:30,545 Oh, so you're hosting, like, a slam poetry night 125 00:05:30,579 --> 00:05:32,380 or an open-mic-night-type thing? 126 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:34,582 I'm a hostess. 127 00:05:34,617 --> 00:05:36,251 Oh, so when people come to the restaurant, 128 00:05:36,285 --> 00:05:37,853 you, like, show them where their table is? 129 00:05:37,887 --> 00:05:38,787 - Yes. - Got it. 130 00:05:38,821 --> 00:05:40,622 - Sorry. - ( door opens ) 131 00:05:40,656 --> 00:05:42,791 Don't freak out. We're here. 132 00:05:42,825 --> 00:05:44,792 Hi. I'm really sorry that we're late, 133 00:05:44,827 --> 00:05:46,794 but we couldn't get a cab, 134 00:05:46,829 --> 00:05:48,963 and then we got a cab and then the cab's late... 135 00:05:48,997 --> 00:05:54,269 - What's up? - ...here because I lost my earring 136 00:05:54,303 --> 00:05:56,972 in the cab and so we had to stop and pull over 137 00:05:57,006 --> 00:05:59,708 and I had to find it and it was just, like, this whole thing. 138 00:05:59,743 --> 00:06:01,677 Hey, we're adults, okay? 139 00:06:01,712 --> 00:06:04,714 We're all adults. You can tell them we had sex. 140 00:06:04,748 --> 00:06:08,351 Okay? That's why we're late-- because we had sex. 141 00:06:09,486 --> 00:06:11,287 I'm so sorry. I totally lied to you all. 142 00:06:11,321 --> 00:06:13,289 You guys have sex before dinner? 143 00:06:13,323 --> 00:06:15,224 Shoshanna: This place looks amaze. 144 00:06:15,258 --> 00:06:18,860 Thank you. I feel I really cleaned up in my divorce from Elijah. 145 00:06:18,894 --> 00:06:21,529 Seriously, though, I really think that the best years of your life 146 00:06:21,563 --> 00:06:23,098 are totally gonna happen here. 147 00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:25,233 Happening. 148 00:06:25,267 --> 00:06:27,335 What is that smell, though? 149 00:06:28,771 --> 00:06:32,307 Noodles. Noodles are so hard to make. 150 00:06:32,341 --> 00:06:35,143 Oh, fuck! 151 00:06:35,178 --> 00:06:38,581 - They're fine. - So where do you get your headbands? 152 00:06:39,783 --> 00:06:42,051 Would you stop worrying about your car? 153 00:06:42,085 --> 00:06:43,852 Giuliani fixed New York. 154 00:06:43,887 --> 00:06:47,690 - They stole my car radio. - Hey, don't rock the boat, all right? 155 00:06:47,724 --> 00:06:50,026 - So don't tell me not to worry. - Okay? 156 00:06:50,060 --> 00:06:51,828 Hey. Hey. 157 00:06:51,862 --> 00:06:53,696 - Oh, hey. - Hey, Pop. 158 00:06:53,730 --> 00:06:55,932 - Hi. Congratulations. - How are you doing? 159 00:06:55,966 --> 00:06:57,533 - Oh, thanks, Mom. - Hi. 160 00:06:57,568 --> 00:06:58,501 My God. 161 00:06:58,535 --> 00:07:00,670 - This is Jessa. - Hi! 162 00:07:00,704 --> 00:07:02,738 They wouldn't seat us because our whole party's not here. 163 00:07:02,772 --> 00:07:04,340 Oh, right. I'm-- I'm sorry. 164 00:07:04,374 --> 00:07:06,242 - We were-- - It's me. I'm always late to everything. 165 00:07:06,276 --> 00:07:08,310 She's always late for everything. It's awful. 166 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:11,180 - It's lovely to meet you, Jessa. - You, too. 167 00:07:11,215 --> 00:07:13,383 I mean, I hate this restaurant, 168 00:07:13,417 --> 00:07:16,352 but I don't even care 'cause I'm so happy to meet you guys. 169 00:07:16,386 --> 00:07:18,655 That's sweet. 170 00:07:19,623 --> 00:07:21,057 - Who's hungry? - I'm hungry. 171 00:07:21,092 --> 00:07:23,192 - Starving. - Okay, I'll get us set. 172 00:07:24,061 --> 00:07:25,694 Oi! 173 00:07:28,331 --> 00:07:30,933 I just don't think anyone should do anything they're not comfortable with, 174 00:07:30,967 --> 00:07:32,667 especially when it comes to sex. 175 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:36,004 Well, yes, Marnie. That's the principle behind not raping people. 176 00:07:36,038 --> 00:07:39,140 I don't know, just-- unlike you, I'll do almost anything sexually. 177 00:07:39,174 --> 00:07:42,343 I feel like the only thing that I won't do ever again is a butt plug. 178 00:07:42,377 --> 00:07:44,846 Marnie: Ah, she has limits. 179 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:46,414 ( laughs ) 180 00:07:46,448 --> 00:07:49,384 - What's a butt plug? - No. 181 00:07:49,418 --> 00:07:51,453 You know what a butt plug is. 182 00:07:52,588 --> 00:07:55,957 - You wanna take this one? - Shosh... 183 00:07:55,992 --> 00:07:59,661 - Really? - Shosh, it's a plug for your butt. 184 00:07:59,696 --> 00:08:02,531 No, but why would you-- why would you wanna plug it-- 185 00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:04,867 - why would you wanna-- - Charlie: Sexual situations. 186 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:06,802 Yeah, it's, like, for men. 187 00:08:06,836 --> 00:08:09,739 'Cause, like, your prostate is a stimulating area, 188 00:08:09,773 --> 00:08:11,274 I think, and it's just in your butt. 189 00:08:11,308 --> 00:08:13,076 It's like having a clit in your butt. 190 00:08:15,846 --> 00:08:17,981 Do you want that? 191 00:08:19,016 --> 00:08:21,117 - No. - Hannah: He wants it. 192 00:08:21,152 --> 00:08:23,586 Every guy wants it. Elijah begged for it. 193 00:08:23,621 --> 00:08:25,689 So he was asking you to plug his butt 194 00:08:25,723 --> 00:08:27,857 and you still had doubts about his homosexuality? 195 00:08:27,891 --> 00:08:30,560 - ( laughter ) - Yeah, and a lot of people like some-- you know, 196 00:08:30,594 --> 00:08:32,495 some shit up their butthole, right? 197 00:08:32,530 --> 00:08:34,831 - Ugh. - What? 198 00:08:34,865 --> 00:08:37,066 Oh, I have a thing. I hate-- I hate that word. 199 00:08:37,101 --> 00:08:38,067 She doesn't like the word butthole. 200 00:08:38,102 --> 00:08:39,069 - Oh, yeah. - Butthole? 201 00:08:39,103 --> 00:08:40,704 Ugh, stop. Please don't. 202 00:08:40,738 --> 00:08:42,106 - It's her trigger word. - Yeah. 203 00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:44,241 - Butthole. - Stop saying it! Seriously-- 204 00:08:44,275 --> 00:08:45,576 Butthole sends you over the edge? 205 00:08:45,610 --> 00:08:47,444 - Yes, it's awful. - Really? 206 00:08:47,479 --> 00:08:49,313 Maybe you don't like it 'cause you're imagining his butthole right now 207 00:08:49,347 --> 00:08:51,915 and now there's a very adorable little sentry guarding it 208 00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:54,885 and you no longer have access to said butthole. 209 00:08:54,919 --> 00:08:57,420 I mean, no offense-- don't take this the wrong way, 210 00:08:57,455 --> 00:08:59,689 but I spend no time of my life 211 00:08:59,724 --> 00:09:01,658 thinking about that part of your body. 212 00:09:01,692 --> 00:09:04,660 - Glad it doesn't take up your day. - ( laughs ) 213 00:09:04,695 --> 00:09:07,863 Well, you're clearly thinking a little bit about his butthole. 214 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:12,467 Whoa! I-I don't think so. What makes you think that? 215 00:09:12,501 --> 00:09:15,036 I don't know, I mean, showing up places all the time 216 00:09:15,070 --> 00:09:17,672 to see your ex-boyfriend when he's with his new girlfriend? 217 00:09:17,740 --> 00:09:19,807 Are you talking about tonight? 218 00:09:19,842 --> 00:09:22,709 I was invited here by Hannah. 219 00:09:22,744 --> 00:09:24,144 Well, yeah, I didn't really think you'd show up, 220 00:09:24,178 --> 00:09:26,780 considering you had so recently double-crossed me. 221 00:09:28,249 --> 00:09:30,416 Oh, and there was the time that you showed up at his door 222 00:09:30,450 --> 00:09:32,752 in the middle of the night, asking to sleep in his bed. 223 00:09:32,786 --> 00:09:34,720 - You did that? - You told her? 224 00:09:34,754 --> 00:09:36,587 He was fucking guilty, as he should be. 225 00:09:36,622 --> 00:09:38,322 He fucking let me in. 226 00:09:38,357 --> 00:09:40,124 What was he gonna do, turn away a crying mess? 227 00:09:40,158 --> 00:09:42,159 - He probably thought you'd slit your wrists. - Audrey. 228 00:09:42,194 --> 00:09:44,228 No, she's too self-involved to commit suicide. 229 00:09:44,262 --> 00:09:46,296 What the fuck is your problem? 230 00:09:46,330 --> 00:09:47,864 I'm tired of being polite. 231 00:09:47,898 --> 00:09:49,799 You're a fucking Stepford psycho... 232 00:09:49,833 --> 00:09:51,667 - All right, can you-- - ...and I'm tired of seeing you around everywhere. 233 00:09:51,702 --> 00:09:53,702 - So then leave. - You leave. 234 00:09:53,736 --> 00:09:56,338 Hannah, who would you like to leave? 235 00:09:57,773 --> 00:09:59,440 Charlie can pick who leaves. 236 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:01,575 Are you fucking serious? 237 00:10:01,610 --> 00:10:03,244 Grow up. 238 00:10:04,179 --> 00:10:05,612 Uh, excuse me, I am grown up. 239 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:08,982 - That's why I cooked all this food. - ( door slams ) 240 00:10:09,017 --> 00:10:10,984 Honestly, no one pay that any mind. 241 00:10:11,019 --> 00:10:14,388 She does this all the time. Just continue to have a ball. 242 00:10:14,422 --> 00:10:17,324 You don't need to stop talking. 243 00:10:18,259 --> 00:10:20,860 I love what I made. 244 00:10:20,895 --> 00:10:23,296 Ray, are you still staying at that place in Boerum Hill? 245 00:10:23,330 --> 00:10:25,664 - It sounded really nice. - No, in Boerum Hill? 246 00:10:25,698 --> 00:10:29,201 My godmother, um, she actually-- you know, it's her place. 247 00:10:29,235 --> 00:10:31,636 So she had to come up earlier than expected from Florida 248 00:10:31,671 --> 00:10:34,506 because she's doing rehab for-- for her knee surgery. 249 00:10:34,540 --> 00:10:38,209 - So I was ousted of that place. - Where are you staying now? 250 00:10:38,244 --> 00:10:40,044 Now? Well, now I'm kind of-- 251 00:10:40,079 --> 00:10:42,213 you know, I'm kind of bouncing around a little bit. 252 00:10:42,248 --> 00:10:44,215 - ( muffled speech ) - Yeah. 253 00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:47,819 - Bouncing around. - From where to where? 254 00:10:47,854 --> 00:10:49,655 - Where are you going? - Just the bathroom. 255 00:10:49,689 --> 00:10:52,024 - That's not the bathroom. - Are you-- is he leaving? 256 00:10:52,058 --> 00:10:54,960 That's the-- I mean, that's the front door. 257 00:10:54,994 --> 00:10:57,862 Hannah: So you're staying, like, just different people's houses, 258 00:10:57,897 --> 00:11:00,031 - different neighborhoods? - Well, now I'm-- you know, 259 00:11:00,066 --> 00:11:01,766 I'm kind of just divvying it up, ahem, 260 00:11:01,801 --> 00:11:03,301 amongst my buddies, you know. 261 00:11:03,336 --> 00:11:05,170 Just kind of a few days here... 262 00:11:05,204 --> 00:11:07,539 Well, you stay with me a lot. He stays with me a lot. 263 00:11:07,573 --> 00:11:09,807 Yeah, sometimes I stay with her. 264 00:11:09,842 --> 00:11:11,610 You kind of stay with me a lot. 265 00:11:11,644 --> 00:11:14,880 I mean, like, you were there on Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday 266 00:11:14,914 --> 00:11:18,317 and then-- and then Thursday and then-- and the week before, 267 00:11:18,351 --> 00:11:21,921 and then, um, the week before... 268 00:11:21,955 --> 00:11:24,190 that... you-- 269 00:11:24,224 --> 00:11:26,426 Oh, my God! Do you live with me? 270 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:31,265 What'd you say? 271 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:34,902 - So, Jessa, it sounds like you've traveled a lot. - I have, yeah. 272 00:11:34,937 --> 00:11:37,072 What sorts of places have you been? 273 00:11:37,106 --> 00:11:39,174 - I've been-- all of them. - All of them. 274 00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:43,012 Europe, mainly, except Spain, because I'm avoiding someone. 275 00:11:43,046 --> 00:11:46,148 Jordan, the Arab Emirates, Iran... 276 00:11:46,182 --> 00:11:47,716 She's like a dove of peace. 277 00:11:47,751 --> 00:11:49,952 My mom traveled quite a bit. 278 00:11:49,986 --> 00:11:51,387 What for? 279 00:11:51,421 --> 00:11:53,522 I don't know. Why does anyone travel? 280 00:11:53,556 --> 00:11:55,591 - I can think of some reasons. - That's a good question. 281 00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:58,294 - Lots of people travel for work. - Right. 282 00:11:58,328 --> 00:12:01,430 - Did your mom work? - She tried it once. I don't think she liked it. 283 00:12:01,464 --> 00:12:03,232 - Ah. - And what do you do? 284 00:12:03,266 --> 00:12:05,267 Um, as far as, like... 285 00:12:05,301 --> 00:12:07,102 Well, like, Taj here 286 00:12:07,137 --> 00:12:09,505 always dated very ambitious women. 287 00:12:09,539 --> 00:12:12,608 What was that one-- she ran the Oprah network or something? 288 00:12:12,642 --> 00:12:15,411 - Oh, Dad, we don't need to talk about Fern. - Fern! Fern. 289 00:12:15,445 --> 00:12:18,247 Fern? That's a ridiculous name. 290 00:12:18,281 --> 00:12:20,850 You know, Jessa is actually a very talented artist. 291 00:12:20,884 --> 00:12:22,919 - Oh. - And she's just trying to work out right now 292 00:12:22,953 --> 00:12:25,555 which avenue to go down. 293 00:12:25,589 --> 00:12:28,892 Um, probably graphic design, I think is... 294 00:12:28,926 --> 00:12:31,294 Thomas-John Sr.: Oh, what college you go to? 295 00:12:31,328 --> 00:12:33,429 Oberlin College. Oberlin College. 296 00:12:33,464 --> 00:12:35,265 Oh, but that's a very good school. 297 00:12:35,299 --> 00:12:38,301 - It is a good school. - You know, I only went there for seven months. 298 00:12:38,335 --> 00:12:39,536 - Oh, you did? - Yeah. 299 00:12:39,570 --> 00:12:41,604 Well, you know what I always say, 300 00:12:41,638 --> 00:12:44,440 seven months is better than no months at all. 301 00:12:44,474 --> 00:12:46,375 Oh, that's a great saying. 302 00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:49,412 So, Jessa, why did you leave? 303 00:12:49,446 --> 00:12:52,215 I, uh, had to go to rehab. 304 00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:55,151 - Ugh. - Oh, so you're back on the drink again? 305 00:12:55,186 --> 00:12:57,587 - That's great. - Yeah, no-- come on. 306 00:12:57,621 --> 00:12:59,222 I've been drinking since I was a child. 307 00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:00,756 - It's not alcohol. - Of course. 308 00:13:00,824 --> 00:13:03,726 - It was for heroin, actually. - Oh. 309 00:13:04,761 --> 00:13:06,261 You know, Jessa does her own hair. 310 00:13:06,296 --> 00:13:07,696 I've always wondered about heroin. 311 00:13:07,731 --> 00:13:09,965 - I always wondered, like, what it would feel like. - Yeah. 312 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,401 - What it is when you take something and you just... - Big Taj. 313 00:13:12,435 --> 00:13:13,569 ...just disappear in it. 314 00:13:13,603 --> 00:13:14,603 Hmm? 315 00:13:14,637 --> 00:13:16,671 No, it's delicious. It's amazing. 316 00:13:16,706 --> 00:13:18,806 But if it didn't ruin your whole body 317 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:21,209 and your whole life, we'd all be on it right now. 318 00:13:21,243 --> 00:13:24,745 - You know, practically coming out of our eye sockets. - Would we? Would we, though? 319 00:13:24,780 --> 00:13:27,748 I never shot it. I only snorted it. 320 00:13:27,783 --> 00:13:30,117 - That's important. - Yeah, it's just like an Advil. 321 00:13:31,219 --> 00:13:32,753 You know, the kind of movies I like 322 00:13:32,788 --> 00:13:35,390 are movies about schoolgirls who fall in love. 323 00:13:35,424 --> 00:13:37,959 - Oh, that's not creepy, Dad. - I do, too, actually. 324 00:13:37,993 --> 00:13:39,827 I love you. I love your way. 325 00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:43,465 - Thank you. - Can I just-- for the record, can I just point out 326 00:13:43,499 --> 00:13:46,468 that I have never seen Jessa take heroin 327 00:13:46,502 --> 00:13:48,770 in the whole time that we've known each other. 328 00:13:48,804 --> 00:13:51,072 Fabulous. 329 00:13:51,107 --> 00:13:52,908 You certainly have lived a lot. 330 00:13:52,942 --> 00:13:55,677 I guess so. I guess so. 331 00:13:55,711 --> 00:13:57,345 Oh, but it's very impressive, 332 00:13:57,380 --> 00:14:01,182 especially since I haven't heard a word about work. 333 00:14:01,217 --> 00:14:04,552 Um, yeah, well, I'll figure it out. 334 00:14:04,586 --> 00:14:07,054 - She's resourceful. - Mm. 335 00:14:07,089 --> 00:14:10,323 Must be very nice to find yourself in such a... 336 00:14:10,358 --> 00:14:12,593 successful situation. 337 00:14:13,795 --> 00:14:15,663 Situation? 338 00:14:15,697 --> 00:14:18,298 Well, what is one supposed to call it? 339 00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:20,834 Thomas-John: Well, one's supposed to call it a marriage, Mom. 340 00:14:20,868 --> 00:14:23,737 - ( Jane scoffs ) - Or a union. 341 00:14:23,771 --> 00:14:26,306 - A union of souls. - Yeah. 342 00:14:26,340 --> 00:14:28,474 Jane: Union. Excuse me. 343 00:14:28,509 --> 00:14:32,478 Well, I would just like to thank the Lord 344 00:14:32,512 --> 00:14:34,313 that you weren't hurt, 345 00:14:34,347 --> 00:14:37,149 especially in the face and especially on your body. 346 00:14:37,183 --> 00:14:38,784 - Jessa: Aw. - Oh, my God. 347 00:14:38,818 --> 00:14:41,720 Well, I wish there was a Lord... 348 00:14:41,754 --> 00:14:43,755 - Oh, my-- - ...but I know there isn't. 349 00:14:43,789 --> 00:14:47,692 And this is why we didn't invite you to the wedding. 350 00:14:50,229 --> 00:14:52,197 ( horn honks ) 351 00:15:02,275 --> 00:15:04,276 Hey, it's me. 352 00:15:05,445 --> 00:15:07,947 I'm-- I'm sorry about Audrey. 353 00:15:07,981 --> 00:15:10,149 She's, uh... 354 00:15:10,183 --> 00:15:12,217 Being a total fucking cunt. 355 00:15:12,252 --> 00:15:14,186 Seriously, she's being really rude. 356 00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:18,090 - She's insecure. - Why? Are her mustards not receiving enough accolades? 357 00:15:18,124 --> 00:15:21,393 No, because she knows how much you mean to me. 358 00:15:23,563 --> 00:15:25,030 You're such a big part of my life. 359 00:15:25,064 --> 00:15:27,132 No one knows me better than you do, you know? 360 00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:29,834 And that's a hard spot to fill, so she's threatened. 361 00:15:29,868 --> 00:15:31,936 You have to try and understand that. 362 00:15:31,970 --> 00:15:34,805 She's not intimidated by me. 363 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:36,740 Why would she be? 364 00:15:36,775 --> 00:15:38,842 I'm a hostess. 365 00:15:38,876 --> 00:15:41,945 I don't know what the next year of my life is gonna be like at all. 366 00:15:41,979 --> 00:15:44,514 I don't know what the next week of my life is gonna be like. 367 00:15:44,548 --> 00:15:47,717 I don't even know what I want. 368 00:15:47,751 --> 00:15:49,418 Sometimes I just wish someone would tell me, 369 00:15:49,452 --> 00:15:51,754 like, this is how you should spend your days 370 00:15:51,788 --> 00:15:54,056 and this is how the rest of your life should look. 371 00:15:54,090 --> 00:15:57,058 I don't know. I mean, but she's just-- she's not intimidated. 372 00:15:57,093 --> 00:15:58,860 Okay, yeah, fine. Yeah, you're right. 373 00:15:58,894 --> 00:16:00,828 There's no way that she could be intimidated 374 00:16:00,863 --> 00:16:04,465 because you're not smart or beautiful 375 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,534 or incredibly clean. 376 00:16:10,572 --> 00:16:12,373 You-- 377 00:16:16,645 --> 00:16:19,347 Hey, hey. Hey, I'm seeing someone. 378 00:16:24,052 --> 00:16:25,685 Which someone? 379 00:16:27,588 --> 00:16:30,457 - Booth Jonathan. - Oh. 380 00:16:30,491 --> 00:16:33,526 What? Oh. 381 00:16:34,829 --> 00:16:38,197 That little Ewok in fucking capri pants? 382 00:16:38,232 --> 00:16:39,865 He's a brilliant artist, 383 00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:42,535 and he's... of average height. 384 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,638 Nothing can erase what you and I had. 385 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:47,873 - That's not possible. - Stop. 386 00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,075 Look, just know in your head 387 00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:55,214 that you will never again get any... 388 00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,751 any of this. 389 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:04,858 - Where are you going? - I'm going-- gone. 390 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,301 I think I just feel how everyone feels, which is I have 391 00:17:14,335 --> 00:17:17,137 - three or four really great folk albums in me. - ( door opens ) 392 00:17:18,540 --> 00:17:20,875 - Where'd Audrey go? - Where do you think, Charles? 393 00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,910 Fuck. She pissed? 394 00:17:22,945 --> 00:17:25,113 That you followed your ex-girlfriend to the roof? 395 00:17:25,147 --> 00:17:27,515 No, not at all. Why would she be pissed? 396 00:17:27,550 --> 00:17:30,251 Yeah, well, maybe she just felt a little bit used. 397 00:17:31,687 --> 00:17:35,490 - You okay? - Mm-mm, no. Not okay. 398 00:17:35,524 --> 00:17:38,059 But we can talk about it when we get back to our shared home, 399 00:17:38,094 --> 00:17:39,628 which we apparently share. 400 00:17:39,662 --> 00:17:41,996 And I would've liked to have been informed of that fact, 401 00:17:42,031 --> 00:17:44,566 so I could have, like, bought some new sheets 402 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:47,902 or called my aunt for advice about living with a man for the first time! 403 00:17:47,937 --> 00:17:50,805 - We don't live together. - Really? Really? 404 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,874 So where do you live when you're not living in my house 405 00:17:52,908 --> 00:17:54,509 seven days a week? 406 00:17:56,345 --> 00:17:59,713 In my Mitsubishi, technically. 407 00:18:00,615 --> 00:18:02,216 Technically. 408 00:18:06,254 --> 00:18:08,122 Nothing Bundt trouble? 409 00:18:08,156 --> 00:18:10,758 Fucking Marnie. You know, she comes in here like a stalker 410 00:18:10,793 --> 00:18:12,626 with no sense of what's socially appropriate, 411 00:18:12,661 --> 00:18:15,929 and she just drives out my sweet, sweet, sweet girlfriend. 412 00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:18,965 She's a-- ugh. She's a cunt. 413 00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:21,568 You're a jerk. 414 00:18:23,070 --> 00:18:24,871 - What? - You know the kind of year that she's had. 415 00:18:24,906 --> 00:18:26,473 Okay, first, you guys break up, 416 00:18:26,507 --> 00:18:28,676 then her dad loses his job, then she loses her job, 417 00:18:28,710 --> 00:18:31,112 then she has sex with a gay man, then she has to come over here 418 00:18:31,146 --> 00:18:32,246 and deal with your needs and your whining. 419 00:18:32,281 --> 00:18:34,315 I'm sorry, you're a fucking jerk. 420 00:18:35,785 --> 00:18:39,588 - What gay man? - That is none of your concern. 421 00:18:39,622 --> 00:18:43,125 - I thought you weren't even talking to her. - I'm not talking to her. 422 00:18:44,927 --> 00:18:46,928 'Cause she's a jerk, too. 423 00:18:48,464 --> 00:18:50,965 - I was telling them about my life. - Oh, yeah? Really? 424 00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:54,401 You told me not to say anything about the tattoos or about the honeymoon 425 00:18:54,436 --> 00:18:57,137 or how we returned the dogs to the pet store. 426 00:18:57,171 --> 00:18:59,239 You told me not to say anything. 427 00:18:59,273 --> 00:19:01,674 I mean, what was I supposed to do, lie? 428 00:19:01,709 --> 00:19:03,009 Oh, oh. God forbid. 429 00:19:03,043 --> 00:19:05,211 Like that would be the worst thing you ever did. 430 00:19:05,246 --> 00:19:07,380 You think you're such a fucking free spirit 431 00:19:07,415 --> 00:19:10,150 because you shacked up with me for two months? 432 00:19:10,184 --> 00:19:14,353 I have been living this life for 25 fucking years. 433 00:19:14,388 --> 00:19:17,556 I am going to look 50 when I'm 30. 434 00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:21,427 - Yes, you are. - I am going to be so fucking fat like Nico. 435 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:25,231 And you know why? That's because I'm gonna be full of experiences. 436 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:27,901 But you-- you'll have only lived with me. 437 00:19:27,935 --> 00:19:31,237 - That'll be the one thing you've got. - ( laughing ) 438 00:19:31,272 --> 00:19:34,174 - You're just-- it disgusts me. - Oh, it disgusts you? 439 00:19:34,209 --> 00:19:36,811 You don't seem so fucking disgusted when you're spending my money. 440 00:19:36,845 --> 00:19:39,313 - Oh, come on. - Oh, come on? 441 00:19:39,348 --> 00:19:42,283 What, the money is irrelevant to you? 442 00:19:42,318 --> 00:19:45,554 You think I think it's an accident that you ended up 443 00:19:45,588 --> 00:19:47,756 with the only fucking finance guy 444 00:19:47,790 --> 00:19:50,492 who actually made a profit from the recession? 445 00:19:50,527 --> 00:19:53,629 I'm a miracle! I'm a unicorn! 446 00:19:53,663 --> 00:19:55,832 I'm a fucking needle in a haystack 447 00:19:55,866 --> 00:19:58,001 and you're just some fucking dumb hipster 448 00:19:58,035 --> 00:20:00,036 who's munching my hay. 449 00:20:02,506 --> 00:20:05,442 - I know what you are. - Oh, you do? 450 00:20:05,476 --> 00:20:07,944 You're just some scared guy 451 00:20:07,979 --> 00:20:11,214 who didn't get laid until they were 16. 452 00:20:11,249 --> 00:20:13,216 No one liked you in high school 453 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:15,218 and no one likes you now. 454 00:20:17,288 --> 00:20:19,389 I'm embarrassed when we walk down the street 455 00:20:19,423 --> 00:20:22,459 because you're so fucking average. 456 00:20:22,493 --> 00:20:25,329 I tell my friends that you were born a test-tube baby 457 00:20:25,363 --> 00:20:28,098 just so you have a little edge. 458 00:20:32,136 --> 00:20:35,105 This is the worst mistake I've ever made. 459 00:20:36,775 --> 00:20:39,510 ( laughing ) You're my worst nightmare. 460 00:20:39,545 --> 00:20:41,279 Seriously, this is-- 461 00:20:41,313 --> 00:20:43,514 I've never made a mistake like this before. 462 00:20:43,548 --> 00:20:46,584 Oh, shit! Fuck! 463 00:20:53,192 --> 00:20:55,326 What am I gonna do now? 464 00:20:57,897 --> 00:20:59,998 Seriously, what am I gonna do now? 465 00:21:03,669 --> 00:21:06,705 You know why I like hookers, Jessa? 466 00:21:06,739 --> 00:21:08,640 They respect me. 467 00:21:08,675 --> 00:21:11,176 They don't say, "Oh, I like your apartment," 468 00:21:11,210 --> 00:21:13,845 but then mumble under their breath 469 00:21:13,879 --> 00:21:16,747 about it looking like the set of "Gay Entourage." 470 00:21:16,782 --> 00:21:19,984 And they don't buy a bunch of fucking Buddhas 471 00:21:20,018 --> 00:21:21,952 and put 'em everywhere 472 00:21:21,987 --> 00:21:23,854 so it looks like whenever we're having sex, 473 00:21:23,888 --> 00:21:26,857 we're being watched by a bunch of fat babies. 474 00:21:29,494 --> 00:21:31,695 You're a ridiculous person. 475 00:21:33,231 --> 00:21:35,365 And you're just a whore 476 00:21:35,399 --> 00:21:37,734 with no work ethic. 477 00:21:38,636 --> 00:21:41,004 Fuck! 478 00:21:41,038 --> 00:21:43,240 Fuck it! 479 00:21:43,274 --> 00:21:45,709 You-- ( spits ) 480 00:21:45,743 --> 00:21:49,045 - You hit me in the face? - Yeah, grow up. 481 00:21:50,214 --> 00:21:52,782 Fine. 482 00:21:52,817 --> 00:21:54,885 How much? 483 00:21:54,919 --> 00:22:00,291 - Excuse me? - How much money do you need to fucking leave? 484 00:22:00,325 --> 00:22:02,894 Ugh, go fuck yourself. 485 00:22:08,834 --> 00:22:10,635 30,000. 486 00:22:11,504 --> 00:22:12,637 10,000. 487 00:22:12,672 --> 00:22:15,107 11 1/2 thousand 488 00:22:15,141 --> 00:22:17,009 because I did things I shouldn't have done 489 00:22:17,043 --> 00:22:19,045 and I did things I didn't want to do. 490 00:22:19,079 --> 00:22:20,413 Fine. Whatever. 491 00:22:20,447 --> 00:22:23,616 Just fucking take whatever you want, Jessa. 492 00:22:23,650 --> 00:22:25,151 You know what the best thing about this is? 493 00:22:25,185 --> 00:22:28,420 You have another fucked-up story to add to your collection. 494 00:22:28,454 --> 00:22:30,055 And someday, some fucking asshole 495 00:22:30,089 --> 00:22:32,290 is gonna make a movie out of your life and it's gonna be called, 496 00:22:32,325 --> 00:22:37,295 "Hi, I'm Jessa, and I Destroy People's Lives 'Cause I'm Fucking Bored." 497 00:22:42,567 --> 00:22:46,270 "Global Equities Graham-Brustein 498 00:22:46,305 --> 00:22:48,339 Humanitarian Award." 499 00:22:48,373 --> 00:22:50,041 Don't do that. 500 00:22:51,043 --> 00:22:53,244 Don't do that. 501 00:22:53,279 --> 00:22:55,280 - You fucking-- - ( glass shatters ) 502 00:22:56,383 --> 00:22:58,384 - Prick. - That was my "Humie." 503 00:22:59,619 --> 00:23:01,954 I won that for being a fucking humanitarian. 504 00:23:13,801 --> 00:23:16,169 I'm in between places, okay? 505 00:23:18,973 --> 00:23:19,939 You're older than me. 506 00:23:19,974 --> 00:23:21,641 You should have your own place. 507 00:23:22,677 --> 00:23:25,512 I know. I know. 508 00:23:26,547 --> 00:23:27,814 And you should have more interests 509 00:23:27,848 --> 00:23:32,552 and passions and things that you... do. 510 00:23:32,586 --> 00:23:36,055 I mean, when you get up every day, there's-- there's nothing. 511 00:23:36,090 --> 00:23:37,824 It's like, unless you're going to work, 512 00:23:37,858 --> 00:23:39,859 you don't have any-- 513 00:23:39,894 --> 00:23:41,961 you-- you can't pay for anything-- 514 00:23:41,995 --> 00:23:44,363 Just say it! Just fucking say it. 515 00:23:44,397 --> 00:23:45,998 I'm a loser. 516 00:23:46,032 --> 00:23:48,400 I'm a huge fucking loser. 517 00:23:48,434 --> 00:23:49,301 Say it. 518 00:23:49,335 --> 00:23:51,003 - I-- - Say it. 519 00:23:51,037 --> 00:23:53,905 You don't think I was counting down the days until you figured it out? 520 00:23:55,507 --> 00:23:57,408 Why didn't you tell me that you had no house? 521 00:23:57,443 --> 00:23:59,910 I don't know. Maybe I wasn't that excited to tell 522 00:23:59,945 --> 00:24:03,214 my beautiful, cute, smart, 21-year-old girlfriend 523 00:24:03,248 --> 00:24:05,083 that I'm a 33-year-old homeless guy 524 00:24:05,117 --> 00:24:06,918 whose one valuable possession in this world 525 00:24:06,952 --> 00:24:08,886 is a signed picture of Andy Kaufman. 526 00:24:10,589 --> 00:24:13,458 I'm a fucking loser in a lot of ways, Shoshanna, you know that? 527 00:24:13,492 --> 00:24:15,626 You know, it's like-- 528 00:24:18,664 --> 00:24:21,132 Like, what makes me worth dating, you know? 529 00:24:21,167 --> 00:24:23,368 What makes me worth fucking anything? 530 00:24:25,738 --> 00:24:28,239 - I am falling in love with you. - ( train screeching ) 531 00:24:33,479 --> 00:24:35,747 That's a crazy thing for you to say. 532 00:24:37,183 --> 00:24:39,918 It's way too early for you to say something like that. 533 00:24:39,952 --> 00:24:42,421 Way too early. 534 00:24:42,455 --> 00:24:45,290 You don't-- that's not something that-- you know... 535 00:24:45,325 --> 00:24:48,560 - I'm-- I'm sorry. - ( woman over P.A. ) 536 00:24:54,967 --> 00:24:57,802 I love you so fucking much. 537 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,574 - ( train screeching ) - What? 538 00:25:03,609 --> 00:25:05,877 I love you so fucking much. 539 00:25:12,152 --> 00:25:14,621 ♪ I don't believe that anybody ♪ 540 00:25:14,655 --> 00:25:19,192 ♪ Feels the way I do about you now ♪ 541 00:25:19,227 --> 00:25:23,997 ♪ 'Cause all the roads we have to walk are winding ♪ 542 00:25:24,031 --> 00:25:28,201 ♪ And all the lights that lead you there are blinding ♪ 543 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:31,004 ♪ There are many things that I ♪ 544 00:25:31,039 --> 00:25:33,073 ♪ Would like to say to you ♪ 545 00:25:33,108 --> 00:25:35,509 ♪ But I don't know how ♪ 546 00:25:35,543 --> 00:25:39,113 ♪ 'Cause maybe ♪ 547 00:25:39,147 --> 00:25:43,117 ♪ You're gonna be the one that saves-- ♪ ( screams ) 548 00:25:43,151 --> 00:25:46,887 - Oh, my God. You scared me so much. - ( whimpers ) 549 00:25:47,889 --> 00:25:50,224 Are you okay? 550 00:25:50,258 --> 00:25:52,627 No, don't get up. 551 00:26:19,855 --> 00:26:21,990 ( sniffles ) 552 00:26:27,563 --> 00:26:29,564 ( crying ) 553 00:26:51,254 --> 00:26:53,256 ( blows nose ) 554 00:26:56,827 --> 00:26:58,727 Oh, my God, Jessa. 555 00:26:59,796 --> 00:27:01,196 What? 556 00:27:01,231 --> 00:27:03,799 You just snot-rocketed in the tub. 557 00:27:03,833 --> 00:27:05,768 That was gross? 558 00:27:05,802 --> 00:27:08,036 That's so gross. 559 00:27:08,071 --> 00:27:10,739 I'm sorry you're upset, but that is so gross. 560 00:27:10,774 --> 00:27:12,808 Oh, you wouldn't do that? 561 00:27:12,843 --> 00:27:14,844 Not even I would do that. 562 00:27:14,878 --> 00:27:17,180 I pee in every bathtub I ever get in 563 00:27:17,214 --> 00:27:18,882 and I wouldn't do that. 564 00:27:18,916 --> 00:27:21,618 Honestly. 565 00:27:21,652 --> 00:27:22,986 Get it away. 566 00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:24,921 - Float it back in your way! - No, I'm sad! 567 00:27:24,955 --> 00:27:26,556 Float it back your way! 568 00:27:26,590 --> 00:27:28,591 Keep it in your area. 569 00:27:28,626 --> 00:27:30,460 Leave it! It's gross! 570 00:27:30,494 --> 00:27:33,095 ( laughing ) 571 00:27:33,130 --> 00:27:34,730 I really love you. 572 00:27:34,765 --> 00:27:36,199 I'm really sorry you're sad. 573 00:27:36,233 --> 00:27:38,901 - I just need to get rid of your snot. - Ah! 574 00:27:39,101 --> 00:27:47,301 Synced by bellows, corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 575 00:27:47,445 --> 00:27:49,880 ♪ Today is gonna be the day ♪ 576 00:27:49,915 --> 00:27:52,951 ♪ That they're gonna throw it back to you ♪ 577 00:27:52,985 --> 00:27:55,387 ♪ And by now you should've somehow ♪ 578 00:27:55,421 --> 00:27:58,357 ♪ Realized what you gotta do ♪ 579 00:27:58,391 --> 00:28:01,193 ♪ I don't believe that anybody ♪ 580 00:28:01,228 --> 00:28:05,330 ♪ Feels the way I do about you now ♪ 581 00:28:09,736 --> 00:28:11,970 ♪ Back beat, the word is on the street ♪ 582 00:28:12,005 --> 00:28:15,040 ♪ That the fire in your heart is out ♪ 583 00:28:15,075 --> 00:28:17,442 ♪ I'm sure you've heard it all before ♪ 584 00:28:17,477 --> 00:28:20,346 ♪ But you never really had a doubt ♪ 585 00:28:20,380 --> 00:28:23,282 ♪ I don't believe that anybody ♪ 586 00:28:23,317 --> 00:28:27,353 ♪ Feels the way I do about you now ♪ 587 00:28:31,225 --> 00:28:36,396 ♪ And all the roads we have to walk are winding ♪ 588 00:28:36,430 --> 00:28:42,468 ♪ And all the lights that lead us there are blinding ♪ 589 00:28:42,503 --> 00:28:45,204 ♪ There are many things that I ♪ 590 00:28:45,238 --> 00:28:47,139 ♪ Would like to say to you, but I don't know how ♪