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[LOUD SNORING]

2
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[SNORING CONTINUES]

3
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[BEEPS]

4
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- HEY, WAKE UP.

5
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- [SNORES]

6
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- COME ON.
YOU'RE SNORING. WAKE UP.

7
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- [SNORES]

8
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- DAFFY, WAKE UP!

9
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- [SNORES]

10
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- ALL RIGHT, FINE.

11
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[SNORING CONTINUES]

12
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- [SIGHS]

13
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- DO YOU NEED TO SIGH
SO LOUDLY?

14
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I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!

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[SNORES]

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

17
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]

18
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- YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.

19
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YOU SHOULD GET MORE SLEEP.

20
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- MORE SLEEP?
I CAN'T GET <i>ANY</i> SLEEP
BECAUSE OF YOUR SNORING.

21
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- WHAT? I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING--

22
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BREATHING STRIPS, MOUTH GUARDS,
EYE PATCHES, JOCK STRAPS,

23
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SELF TANNER, CANKER SORE CREAM,
AND I STILL SNORE.

24
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- REALLY? CANKER SORE CREAM
DIDN'T WORK?

25
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- WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
I SNORE. YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH.

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WE ALL HAVE OUR LITTLE QUIRKS.

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- DAFFY, YOU GOTTA SEE SOMEONE
ABOUT YOUR SNORING.

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IT'S A PROBLEM.

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- NOT A PROBLEM FOR ME.
I SLEEP GREAT.

30
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- WELL, IT'S A PROBLEM FOR ME,
AND I KNOW JUST HOW TO FIX IT...

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PERMANENTLY.

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- HOW IS STANDING ON THE LEDGE
OF A HIGH-RISE BUILDING

33
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GONNA FIX MY SNORING?

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- OH, RIGHT, SNORING.

35
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[DINGS]

36
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- WHAT'S THIS DOCTOR'S
NAME AGAIN?

37
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- DR. WEISBERG.

38
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- WEISBERG--
WHAT IS THAT, IRISH?

39
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- [SCOFFS] HEY,
THAT'S PORKY'S OFFICE:
MURPHY AND ASSOCIATES.

40
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- MURPHY--WHAT IS THAT, JEWISH?

41
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

42
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- RECIPES.

43
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- YOU DON'T COOK.

44
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- WELL, I DON'T HAVE THE TIME.

45
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BUT "7-MINUTE MEALS,"
IT'S PERFECT FOR
BUSY MOMS LIKE ME.

46
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- OHH-KAY.

47
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I'M GONNA GO VISIT PORKY.

48
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- FINE, MORE
SALMON BALLS FOR ME.

49
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THIS IS TAKING FOREVER.

50
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WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?

51
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- RIGHT DOWN THE HALL.

52
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OH, YOU NEED A KEY.

53
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- A KEY? TO GO TO THE BATHROOM?

54
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WHAT, YOU DON'T TRUST ME?

55
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YOU THINK I'M GONNA
STEAL YOUR TOILET?

56
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EH. WHAT HAPPENED
TO THIS COUNTRY?

57
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- PORKY, CAN I SEE YOU
IN MY OFFICE?

58
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- [STAMMERING]
WH-WHAT'D I DO?

59
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- [LAUGHING]

60
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- B-BUGS,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

61
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- I WAS GONNA PUSH DAFFY
OFF THE ROOF.

62
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WOW, LOOK AT YOU.

63
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YOU GOT YOUR OWN CUBICLE!

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A COMPUTER...

65
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- UH, P-PLEASE DON'T.

66
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- A PHONE...

67
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[IMITATING PORKY'S STAMMER]
TH-THIS IS PORKY PIG.

68
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- [GASPS]

69
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- PENCIL SHARPENER...

70
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- [GASPS]

71
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- TAPE DISPENSER...

72
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- [STAMMERS]

73
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- WHAT A FUN JOB.
YOU MUST LOVE WORKING HERE.

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- IF B-BY "LOVE"
YOU MEAN HATE SITTING
IN THIS SOUL-SUCKING CAVE,

75
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COUNTING EVERY MINUTE
UNTIL THE W-WEEKEND,

76
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AND THEN DREADING EVERY MINUTE
UNTIL M-MONDAY,

77
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THEN YES,
I L-LOVE WORKING HERE.

78
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- SPITTIN' IMAGE.

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OH, UH, WHO WORKS THERE?

80
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- NO ONE. IT'S EMPTY.

81
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- MM-HMM.

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- MY POINT IS IF SOMEONE WANTS
TO STEAL A TOILET,

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THEY'RE GONNA STEAL A TOILET.

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- LET'S JUST AGREE
TO DISAGREE, OK?

85
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- I DON'T AGREE TO THAT.

86
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- ALL RIGHT. LOOKS LIKE
YOU'VE GOT A DEVIATED SEPTUM.

87
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- THERE IS NOTHING WRONG
WITH MY SEPTUM!

88
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WHAT'S A SEPTUM?

89
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- IT'S WHAT SEPARATES
THE RIGHT AND THE LEFT
SIDE OF THE NOSE.

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YOURS IS TOO FAR TO THE RIGHT,
WHICH IS CAUSING YOUR SNORING.

91
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- CAN YOU FIX IT?

92
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- EASILY. IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE.
A VERY SIMPLE PROCEDURE.

93
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AND, IF YOU'D LIKE,
WHILE I'M AT IT,

94
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I COULD SMOOTH OUT
THAT BUMP IN YOUR BEAK.

95
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- I DON'T HAVE
A BUMP IN MY BEAK.

96
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- [GASPING] I'M HIDEOUS.

97
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- WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?

98
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- WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
I HAVE A BUMP ON MY BEAK?!

99
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- I NEVER NOTICED A BUMP.

100
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- DO NOT PATRONIZE ME!

101
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IF THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG
WITH ME THAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT,

102
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THEN YOU OWE IT TO ME
AS MY BEST FRIEND TO TELL ME!

103
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- ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE A NARCISSIST.

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YOU'RE A SOCIOPATH.

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YOU'RE PROBABLY A PSYCHOPATH.

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YOU'RE A...

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YOU'RE PARANOID, SEXIST,

108
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AND YOU MAKE FUN
OF THE ELDERLY.

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- THOSE ARE JUST QUIRKS!
ENDEARING QUIRKS!

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I'M TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING
IMPORTANT: MY APPEARANCE.

111
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AND IF YOU WON'T BE
HONEST WITH ME,

112
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THEN I'LL FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL.

113
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HERE, TAKE THIS HOME FOR ME.

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IT'S A REALLY GOOD TOILET.

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- DID YOU WANT THESE IN COLOR
OR BLACK AND WHITE?

116
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- AAH!

117
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- DO I HAVE A BUMP ON MY BEAK?

118
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- OH, YEAH, IT'S HUGE.
FIRST THING I EVER
NOTICED ABOUT YOU.

119
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- [GASPS] I CAN'T HAVE
A BUMP ON MY BEAK!

120
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I CAN'T HAVE AN IMPERFECTION!

121
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I ALLOW NO IMPERFECTIONS!

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- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

123
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YOU'RE NOTHING BUT
IMPERFECTIONS.

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NAME A PERFECTION.

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- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

126
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[GASPS] IT'S MY BUMP, ISN'T IT?

127
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DON'T LOOK AT ME. I'M A MONSTER!

128
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[SCREAMING]

129
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- OOPS, SORRY.
DIDN'T MEAN TO BUMP INTO YOU.

130
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- OH! AAH!

131
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- IT'S OK.
IT'S JUST A BUMP IN THE ROAD.

132
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- OH! AAH!

133
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[SCREAMING]

134
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- CAREFUL, THAT SIDEWALK'S
PRETTY BUMPY.

135
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- OH!

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- ♪ BUMP, BUMP, BUMP, BUMP
- [SCREAMING]

137
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- ♪ BUMP, BUMP, BUMP

138
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- BUMP.
- BUMP.

139
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- BUMP.
- BUMP.

140
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- [SCREAMING]

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NO! NO!

142
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DOH!

143
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- HEY, MAN, YOU GOT
A BIG BUMP ON YOUR BEAK.

144
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- [SCREAMING]

145
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- [HORN HONKS, TIRES SQUEAL]

146
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- MURPHY AND ASSOCIATES.
PLEASE HOLD.

147
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR HOLDING...

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[COMPUTER BEEPS]

149
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- [SIGHS]

150
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- WHAT'S UP...DOC?

151
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- B-BUGS? WHY ARE YOU HERE?

152
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- I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE BECAUSE I WORK HERE.

153
00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:03,815
- B-BUT YOU'RE NOT
AN ACCOUNTANT.

154
00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:06,952
- NOPE, BUT EVIDENTLY
I HAVE GREAT PEOPLE SKILLS.

155
00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:08,553
SO WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON?

156
00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:11,356
- THE PAPADOPOULOS RETURNS.

157
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IT'S THE MOST C-COMPLEX,
TEDIOUS TAX RETURN,

158
00:08:14,561 --> 00:08:16,728
AND I GET STUCK WITH IT
EVERY YEAR.

159
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- WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR?

160
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THOSE TAXES AREN'T GONNA
RETURN THEMSELVES.

161
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- [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

162
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- ♪ RETURN THOSE TAXES,
RETURN THOSE TAXES ♪

163
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♪ RETURN 'EM, RETURN 'EM

164
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♪ RETURN THOSE TAXES,
REPORT THAT INCOME ♪

165
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♪ FIND THOSE DEDUCTIONS,
ITEMIZE THOSE EXPENSES ♪

166
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- I WANT TO LOOK LIKE THIS.

167
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- THIS IS A RECIPE
FOR SALMON BALLS.

168
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- GIMME THAT.
I HAVEN'T HAD TIME
TO MAKE THOSE.

169
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7 MINUTES?
THEY'RE OUT OF THEIR MINDS.

170
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I WANT TO LOOK LIKE THIS.

171
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- FIRST OF ALL, THAT'S A WOMAN.

172
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SECOND OF ALL, THAT'S A NOSE.

173
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YOU HAVE A BEAK.

174
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- YOU KNOW, YOUR BEDSIDE MANNER
COULD USE SOME WORK.

175
00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,276
SMALLER.

176
00:09:04,278 --> 00:09:06,011
SMALLER.

177
00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:07,212
SMALLER.

178
00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:10,949
- ANYTHING SMALLER WOULD BE
TOO DRASTIC A CHANGE.

179
00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:14,753
- THE DRASTICER, THE BETTER.

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HEH HEH HEH HEH.

181
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- HMM. WHEN DO YOU
WANT TO HAVE IT DONE?

182
00:09:18,292 --> 00:09:20,959
- NOW!

183
00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:23,895
SORRY, YOU HAVE
A VERY SLAPPABLE FACE.

184
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- PORKY'S GONNA LOVE THESE.

185
00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:34,839
- HEY, I DIDN'T HEAR YOU
SNORE LAST NIGHT.

186
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I GUESS THE PROCEDURE
WAS A SUCCESS.

187
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- IT'LL BE A SUCCESS
WHEN THESE BANDAGES COME OFF

188
00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,313
AND I SHOW THE WORLD
THE NEW ME.

189
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SOON I WILL BE ON
THE OUTSIDE WHAT I'VE
ALWAYS BEEN ON THE INSIDE--

190
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PERFECT, LIKE A DIAMOND,
OR A PEARL,

191
00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:50,989
OR A PEARL
WITH A DIAMOND INSIDE.

192
00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:54,993
AND NOW THE PEARL OUTSIDE
IS BEING REPLACED BY DIAMOND

193
00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:57,996
SO THAT THERE IS DIAMOND
ON THE INSIDE

194
00:09:57,998 --> 00:10:02,767
AND NOW FINALLY A MATCHING
DIAMOND ON THE OUTSIDE.

195
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,670
- WELL, ALL I CARE ABOUT
IS THE NOT SNORING.

196
00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:08,206
I'M OFF TO WORK!

197
00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:13,144
- WORK? I DON'T REMEMBER
BUGS HAVING A JOB.

198
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:16,014
HAS HE ALWAYS HAD A JOB?
I WONDER WHAT HE DOES.

199
00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:18,216
I BET HE'S A DENTIST.

200
00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:20,218
[LAUGHING]

201
00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,087
LAME!

202
00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:24,489
- GOT ANY RUBBER BANDS?

203
00:10:25,891 --> 00:10:29,761
THANKS. SCISSORS?

204
00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:32,764
THANKS.

205
00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:35,500
TAPE? THANKS.

206
00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:38,036
PENCILS? THANKS.

207
00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:40,505
I ONLY NEEDED THE ERASERS.

208
00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:43,842
HEY, PORK, YOU GOT A SECOND?

209
00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:46,244
- B-BUGS, I'M TRYING TO WORK.

210
00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,980
- [FEMININE VOICE]
HA HA! HI, MY NAME'S DIANE.

211
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,049
I'M MR. BUNNY'S NEW SECRETARY.

212
00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:53,518
OH, CAN I GET YOU
A CUP OF COFFEE?

213
00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:56,254
STOP IT! YOU'RE HURTING ME.

214
00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:57,522
AAH!

215
00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:58,857
- BUGS, QUIT IT.

216
00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,592
- WHAT? I'M JUST HAVING FUN.

217
00:11:00,594 --> 00:11:02,861
- Y-YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE HAVING FUN.

218
00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:04,596
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING.

219
00:11:04,598 --> 00:11:05,730
- WHY CAN'T I DO BOTH?

220
00:11:05,732 --> 00:11:07,565
- HUH?

221
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:10,568
- PORKY, THE AVERAGE PERSON
SPENDS A THIRD OF THEIR
LIFE AT WORK.

222
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:13,872
WHY WOULD YOU WANT
TO WASTE A THIRD OF
YOUR LIFE BEING MISERABLE?

223
00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:16,141
- ARE YOU SAYING
I SHOULD Q-QUIT?

224
00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:19,744
- NO! I'M SAYING THAT
YOU NEED TO MAKE WORK FUN.

225
00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:22,547
- I DON'T KNOW, BUGS.

226
00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:26,351
- [FEMININE VOICE]
WELL, I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA.

227
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:29,354
[BOTH LAUGHING]

228
00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:38,663
- ARE YOU READY TO SEE
THE NEW YOU?

229
00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:40,765
- MY MIDDLE NAME IS READY.

230
00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:42,434
ACTUALLY IT'S SHELTON.

231
00:11:42,436 --> 00:11:44,836
I TRIED GOING WITH ARMANDO FOR
A WHILE, BUT IT NEVER CAUGHT ON,

232
00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:47,906
PROBABLY BECAUSE YOUR
MIDDLE NAME DOESN'T COME UP
IN CONVERSATION VERY MUCH.

233
00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:49,507
I TRIED WORKING IT IN, BUT--

234
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:50,909
- [GASPS]
- HOLY...

235
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,911
- WHAT IS IT? HOW DO I LOOK?

236
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:56,514
[GASPING AND SOBBING]

237
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:59,517
I'M GORGEOUS!

238
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:11,796
- G-GOT ANY PAPER CLIPS?
I USED ALL MINE.

239
00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:13,498
THANKS.

240
00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:24,943
- IS THAT A CHANDELIER
MADE OF PAPER CLIPS?

241
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:28,179
- YOU WERE RIGHT, BUGS.
WORK <i>CAN</i> BE FUN.

242
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,381
[MALE VOICES VOCALIZING]

243
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,631
- [LAUGHING]

244
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,966
- [WHISTLING]

245
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,368
- [GASPS]

246
00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:30,175
- HELLO, WORLD.

247
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:33,778
I'M ABOUT TO MAKE YOU
A WHOLE LOT PRETTIER.

248
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,780
[WHISTLING]

249
00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:38,383
- [BABY COOING]

250
00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:42,053
- HELLO, LITTLE BABY.

251
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,788
- [CRYING]

252
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,790
- OH!

253
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,859
[CELL PHONE BEEPING]

254
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:51,229
- TINA, IT'S DAFFY.
MEET ME AT THE
SUNSET ROOM IN AN HOUR.

255
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:54,532
AND LOOK GOOD. I DO.

256
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,534
[WHISTLING]

257
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:05,176
- I'M LOOKING FOR MY BOYFRIEND.
HE'S A LITTLE BLACK DUCK.

258
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,579
- A DUCK? [CHUCKLES]

259
00:14:07,581 --> 00:14:10,648
WELL, I WASN'T SURE
WHAT THAT WAS.

260
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:13,651
WE PUT HIM IN THE WAY BACK.

261
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,658
- KINDA FANCY FOR LUNCH.

262
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,660
WHAT'S THE OCCASION?

263
00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:27,265
- I'M THE OCCASION.

264
00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:31,603
- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!

265
00:14:31,605 --> 00:14:33,071
- I GOT A BEAK JOB.

266
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,473
LOOK, NO BUMP.

267
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:39,544
- YOU MESSED UP
YOUR WHOLE FACE JUST
TO GET RID OF A STUPID BUMP?

268
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,945
YOU LOOK CRAZY!

269
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:45,550
- IF I LOOK SO CRAZY,
HOW COME EVERYONE'S
STARING AT ME?

270
00:14:46,952 --> 00:14:48,486
- BECAUSE YOU LOOK CRAZY.

271
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,622
DAFFY, I LIKED YOUR OLD BEAK.

272
00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:53,358
- BUT MY OLD BEAK
HAD AN IMPERFECTION.

273
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,960
AND WHEN IT COMES TO
MY APPEARANCE,

274
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:59,497
THERE CAN BE NO IMPERFECTIONS.

275
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:02,300
- WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
A DOG ATE YOUR FACE.

276
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:05,270
I LIKED YOUR BUMP.
I LIKE ALL YOUR IMPERFECTIONS.

277
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,604
WELL, NOT ALL OF THEM.

278
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:09,774
YOUR IMPERFECTIONS
ARE WHAT MAKE YOU YOU,

279
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:11,809
AND I LIKE YOU.

280
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,711
- OH, I GET IT.

281
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:16,915
YOU'RE JEALOUS BECAUSE I HAVE
THIS PERFECT LITTLE BEAK

282
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:19,517
AND YOU HAVE
THAT GIANT NIGHTMARE.

283
00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:25,123
[GROANS] CALL DR. WEISBERG!

284
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,795
- C-COME TO
THE CONFERENCE ROOM...

285
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:33,398
AND BRING THE PAPER AIRPLANE.

286
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:39,370
I GIVE YOU
M-MURPHY AND ASSOCIATES

287
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:43,374
INTERNATIONAL P-PAPER AIRPORT!

288
00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:49,414
AND YOU ARE CLEARED FOR LANDING.

289
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:54,619
- PORKY, HOW LONG
DID THIS TAKE YOU?

290
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,354
- HEH HEH! HOURS.

291
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,690
IT'S ALL I'VE BEEN DOING
SINCE LUNCH.

292
00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:00,224
PRETTY FUN. HA!

293
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:02,160
- I KNOW I SAID
TO MAKE WORK FUN,

294
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,295
BUT YOU STILL
GOTTA DO YOUR WORK.

295
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,431
WHAT ABOUT
THE PAPADOPOULOS RETURNS?

296
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:09,567
- T-THE PAPADOPOULOS RETURNS!

297
00:16:25,584 --> 00:16:29,921
- WOW, PAPER BAGGAGE HANDLERS.

298
00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:31,189
MR. MURPHY.

299
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,790
- WHAT IS THIS?

300
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,058
- IT'S A PAPER AIRPORT.

301
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:37,195
- HAVE YOU SEEN PORKY? I NEED
THE PAPADOPOULOS RETURNS.

302
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:40,198
- [STAMMERING] THIS JUST IN.

303
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,800
ALL FLIGHTS
HAVE BEEN GROUNDED...

304
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,602
DUE TO SNOW!

305
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:48,473
YIPPEE! HA HA!
[CRAZED LAUGHTER]

306
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:51,442
HO HO! JINGLE BELLS! HA HA!

307
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:52,944
- YOU'RE FIRED.

308
00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:59,217
- [FEMININE VOICE]
OH! AM I FIRED, TOO?

309
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:02,220
- LUCKY FOR YOU,
I SAVED YOUR OLD BEAK.

310
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:05,323
- LUCKY? IT STILL HAS THE BUMP!

311
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,658
AND IS IT A LITTLE CROOKED?

312
00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:11,929
EH, GOOD ENOUGH.

313
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,465
- SORRY ABOUT THAT, PORKY.

314
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,134
- DON'T BE SORRY.
YOU'VE SHOWN ME

315
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:19,137
THAT LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO
HAVE A J-JOB I DON'T ENJOY.

316
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,605
- HUH. THAT'S GREAT.

317
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:23,341
- YOU'VE SHOWN ME
THAT I CAN DO ANYTHING.

318
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:25,343
I CAN GET ANY JOB I W-WANT.

319
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:27,011
- WELL, I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

320
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:29,580
- YOU'VE SHOWN ME THAT
AS LONG AS I'M HAVING FUN,

321
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,416
I CAN BE ANYTHING I WANT TO BE.

322
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:34,218
I CAN BE P-PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES.

323
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,953
- PORKY.

324
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:40,491
- PORKY PIG IS
GOING TO BE PRESIDENT
OF THE U-UNITED STATES.

325
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,360
- THAT'S NICE.

326
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,128
- WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?

327
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:46,497
- WE USED TO WORK HERE.

328
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:49,000
- YOU'RE A DENTIST, TOO?

329
00:17:49,002 --> 00:17:50,835
[LAUGHS]

330
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,570
LAME!

331
00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:57,775
[SCREAMING]

332
00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:01,712
- W-WHAT? ALL I SAID WAS

333
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:04,916
I NEVER NOTICED THE BUMP
ON HIS B-BEAK BEFORE.

334
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:27,071
[WHOOSH]

335
00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:48,092
- [SLURPS]

336
00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:38,903
- MEEP MEEP!

337
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:46,444
- I'M J-JUST SO EXCITED ABOUT
THIS NEW CHAPTER IN MY LIFE.

338
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:49,313
WORK SHOULD BE FUN.
LIFE SHOULD BE FUN.

339
00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:51,182
M-MORE TEA, DIANE?

340
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,588
- DO YOU TAKE CREAM OR SUGAR?

341
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:01,259
DIANE? D-DO YOU TAKE
CREAM OR SUGAR?

342
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:03,561
D-DIANE?

343
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:06,998
DIANE? CREAM OR SUGAR?

344
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,533
DIANE?

345
00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:11,469
DIANE?

346
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,742
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS. ANIMATION

347
00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:21,145
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--

348
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,700
- ON A FINAL NOTE,

349
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:45,436
KIDS, DON'T FORGET
TO EAT YOUR BROCCOLI.

350
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:47,305
IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.